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Title: Octo mom finds a way to support her 14 kids
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 01, 2011, 10:16:59 PM
http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view.bg?articleid=1355696&srvc=rss

SPRINGFIELD— Octomom Nadya Suleman isn’t done taking punches.

The Springfield, Mass., newspaper The Republican reports that Celebrity Boxing Federation promoter Damon Feldman announced Monday that Suleman will be the featured fighter in a bout in Springfield, 90 miles west of Boston.

Suleman drew criticism and was dubbed the Octomom in 2009 when she gave birth to eight babies. She was an unemployed single mother who already had six children. She says she was addicted to having children. Her octuplets are the world’s longest-surviving set.

Feldman says he’s looking for a woman who wants to get in the ring and "fight this well-known mom."

The fight will consist of three 1-minute rounds. The women will wear oversized gloves and protective head gear.

Suleman fought in a similar match in New Jersey in June. It was a draw.

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Information from: The Springfield Republican, http://www.masslive.com/news/
Title: Re: Octo mom finds a way to support her 14 kids
Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 01, 2011, 10:27:22 PM
Good God! Can it be to the death, on the provision that the kids go to good homes? This woman is about the most reprehensible human on the planet. In philosophy, there has been the question of a "wrongful life" suit. That's where a kid sues you for NOT aborting it if you knew it was goining to have some horrible birth defect and carried it  to term anyway. This woman is the equivilent. "Dude, I've got 14 siblings and some crazy ass impoverished mother with no husband, and her job is getting on a reality show? I WANT FREAKING DAMAGES"! (channeling Sam Kinnison here). Honestly, the octomom, should be the indentured servant mom since I'm paying for all her kids. >:(
FQ13
Title: Re: Octo mom finds a way to support her 14 kids
Post by: TAB on August 01, 2011, 10:31:45 PM
ThisJut think of how big those lips are going to be after they get hit.


I still say they needed to yank the doc that implaned her lic.
Title: Re: Octo mom finds a way to support her 14 kids
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 01, 2011, 10:37:07 PM
I had to check the source 3 times before I believed it was a real news story.

FTA: "She says she was addicted to having children. Her octuplets are the world’s longest-surviving set."

My advice is try drugs or booze.
They won't get you in the record books but they are a lot cheaper in the long run.
Title: Re: Octo mom finds a way to support her 14 kids
Post by: crusader rabbit on August 02, 2011, 07:09:38 AM
For a moment, I thought she just might get her brains beat out of her...

Then I realized, of course, you can't beat out what ain't there.

And, Tab, I think the doc who did that has had his license yanked.  Saw something about it on some newsy program a couple of weeks ago.
Title: Re: Octo mom finds a way to support her 14 kids
Post by: Badgersmilk on August 02, 2011, 09:10:28 AM
They news just played a video of her past fight in New Jersey.   :-\

Her first fight: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt2LQxzcOuk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt2LQxzcOuk)

"4,000 other people wanted to fight her"!

Title: Re: Octo mom finds a way to support her 14 kids
Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 02, 2011, 09:29:20 AM
What the hell are those things on their hands? That's as bad as the sumo suits. >:( No blood no fun. However is it just me or does anyone else see a Casey Anthony vs Octomom title fight coming up in the near future? :P
FQ13
Title: Re: Octo mom finds a way to support her 14 kids
Post by: tt11758 on August 02, 2011, 09:59:30 AM
What the hell are those things on their hands? That's as bad as the sumo suits. >:( No blood no fun. However is it just me or does anyone else see a Casey Anthony vs Octomom title fight coming up in the near future? :P
FQ13


At least Casey Anthony had the decency to just go the f**k away.  Octomom is becoming like herpes.....you just can't get rid of this bitch.
Title: Re: Octo mom finds a way to support her 14 kids
Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 02, 2011, 10:03:40 AM

At least Casey Anthony had the decency to just go the f**k away.  Octomom is becoming like herpes.....you just can't get rid of this bitch.
I wouldn't count on Casey. Larry Flynt offered her a cool half mil to pose naked in Hustler. (Hell I'd do it for far less than half  of that. My truck's getting old).
FQ13 who hopes Larry is reading. ;D
Title: Re: Octo mom finds a way to support her 14 kids
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 02, 2011, 10:23:59 AM
I wouldn't count on Casey. Larry Flynt offered her a cool half mil to pose naked in Hustler. (Hell I'd do it for far less than half  of that. My truck's getting old).
FQ13 who hopes Larry is reading. ;D

You'd get the same deal as Michelle Obama.
$200 not to.    ;D
Title: Re: Octo mom finds a way to support her 14 kids
Post by: tt11758 on August 02, 2011, 10:44:19 AM
You'd get the same deal as Michelle Obama.
$200 not to.    ;D

Who here wouldn't chip in for THAT fund?  ;D
Title: Re: Octo mom finds a way to support her 14 kids
Post by: billt on August 02, 2011, 11:06:06 AM
This ranks right up there with Tanya Harding "fighting" in "Celebrity Boxing". I think she went up against that Paula Jones broad who was pulling up her skirt for Clinton at the time. Now she's on Tru TV "commenting" for "Worlds Dumbest" with the likes of Danny Bonaduce. "Partridge Family" leftovers. These people only get more desperate.....And less successful. "Octoslut" should fit right in. I guess the offer Steven Hirsch, (Super Pornographer) made to pay off her house wasn't enough to get her "into the pink". Nothing like a little sucky, f*#ky to keep the lights turned on.  Bill T.

http://articles.nydailynews.com/2010-03-22/gossip/27059713_1_mortgage-payments-steven-hirsch-vivid-entertainment
Title: Re: Octo mom finds a way to support her 14 kids
Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 02, 2011, 11:14:42 AM
This ranks right up there with Tanya Harding "fighting" in "Celebrity Boxing". I think she went up against that Paula Jones broad who was pulling up her skirt for Clinton at the time. Now she's on Tru TV "commenting" for "Worlds Dumbest" with the likes of Danny Bonaduce. "Partridge Family" leftovers. These people only get more desperate.....And less successful. "Octoslut should fit right in. I guess the offer Steven Hirsch, (Super Pornographer) made to pay off her house wasn't enough to get her "into the pink".   Bill T.
Actually, I was drunk enough with a couple of friends to watch the Harding v Jones "fight".  Pre-game Bonaduce who was to fight the guy who played Greg Brady was asked about it. Both of them almost fell over giggling, explaining that Jones was too stupid to realize that she was about to get into the ring with an Olympic class athlete. The question was how many seconds it would last and whether medical attention would be required, and Jones was utterly clueless. She thought she could win. ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Octo mom finds a way to support her 14 kids
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 02, 2011, 01:40:56 PM
ThisJut think of how big those lips are going to be already are after they get hit.


I had a good one all ready for a "hitting below the belt/swollen lips" joke......but I'll let it slide........   :-X
Title: Re: Octo mom finds a way to support her 14 kids
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 02, 2011, 02:26:37 PM
How is "Octomom" like a Midas Muffler shop ?
You can park a car in both of them.
Title: Re: Octo mom finds a way to support her 14 kids
Post by: Pathfinder on August 02, 2011, 03:05:52 PM
How is "Octomom" like a Midas Muffler shop ?
You can park a car in both of them.

skiddy-BOOM!

Thank you and don't forget to tip your waitress.
Title: Re: Octo mom finds a way to support her 14 kids
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 02, 2011, 03:06:56 PM
How is "Octomom" like a Midas Muffler shop ?
You can park a car in both of them.

I can always count on you, TB.   ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Octo mom finds a way to support her 14 kids
Post by: billt on August 02, 2011, 03:13:56 PM
Perhaps "Octoslut" should get a grab from Schwarzenegger. At least she could join the list of "distinguished Mexicans fu*#ing for freedom!"  Bill T.
Title: Re: Octo mom finds a way to support her 14 kids
Post by: Timothy on August 02, 2011, 03:50:31 PM
Bill, you do realize that "Octomom" didn't actually have sex to get pregnant don't you?
Title: Re: Octo mom finds a way to support her 14 kids
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 02, 2011, 04:15:49 PM
Bill, you do realize that "Octomom" didn't actually have sex to get pregnant don't you?

That just makes it an even sadder comment on our world.
Title: Re: Octo mom finds a way to support her 14 kids
Post by: Timothy on August 02, 2011, 04:19:26 PM
That just makes it an even sadder comment on our world.

I just didn't want to give "Sluts" a bad rap.....my wife was a 21 year old virgin when I met her........for a couple of weeks!

 ;D

Sometimes the term "Slut" is a term of endearment!

 :D
Title: Re: Octo mom finds a way to support her 14 kids
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 02, 2011, 04:23:55 PM
In my neighborhood "slut" wasn't an insult, it was a reference.  ;D
Title: Re: Octo mom finds a way to support her 14 kids
Post by: Timothy on August 02, 2011, 04:27:53 PM
In my neighborhood "slut" wasn't an insult, it was a reference.  ;D

I think the word is "Resume"....

 :) ;D :D :o 8)
Title: Re: Octo mom finds a way to support her 14 kids
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 02, 2011, 04:35:06 PM
   ;D
Title: Re: Octo mom finds a way to support her 14 kids
Post by: billt on August 02, 2011, 04:56:56 PM
That just makes it an even sadder comment on our world.


 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Octo mom finds a way to support her 14 kids
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 02, 2011, 06:14:34 PM
Since this has already descended into madness (madness I say!).......




 ;D