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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: twyacht on August 09, 2011, 03:20:31 PM
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Can't make this stuff up...
http://azstarnet.com/news/blogs/police-beat/article_dc342756-c1f5-11e0-88f5-001cc4c002e0.html
Phoenix man shoots penis with girlfriend's pink pistol
Fernanda Echavarri, Arizona Daily Star Arizona Daily Star | Posted: Monday, August 8, 2011 2:00 pm | Comments
A 26-year-old man accidentally shot himself in the penis with a pink handgun at a grocery store in Chandler last week, the Arizona Republic reported.
The Republic’s story said Joshua Seto and his fiancée, Cara Christopher, walked to a Fry’s Food Store for refreshments Tuesday night. Once there he tried to put away Christopher’s pink handgun in the front waistband of his pants when it fired.
The bullet struck Seto’s penis and continued through his left thigh.
It’s not clear if he has been released from the hospital or suffered permanent damage, the Republic wrote.
Posted in Police-beat on Monday, August 8, 2011 2:00 pm Updated: 2:46 pm. | Tags:
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So Many one liners,....so 'LITTLE' time,....
Que Paso Senor Stubby!!!
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Musta had one of those "hair triggers"... Hope she isn't laughing to hard when he inevitably asks her to kiss the boo boo. ;D
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what's left of it ;D
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what's left of it ;D
This would be the one time I'd reccomend .380 over 9mm or .45. ;D
FQ13
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This would be the one time I'd reccomend .380 over 9mm or .45. ;D
FQ13
Airsoft would hurt enough.....pretty bad the guy tried to "Bobbitt" himself...
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Bet it was a Glock with that perfected "safety trigger".
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Bet it was a Glock with that perfected "safety trigger".
First, Glock doesn't make them in pink. You have to commit that travesty yourself (and it probably voids your warranty). ;D Secondly, the Glock saftey trigger is perfect. Its a high tech system that works like this.
KEEP YOUR BOOGER HOOK OFF THE BANG SWITCH NUMB NUTS!!!!
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If it's pink my guess is it's a Taurus.
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It specifies it was HER gun.
First, Glock doesn't make them in pink. You have to commit that travesty yourself (and it probably voids your warranty). ;D Secondly, the Glock saftey trigger is perfect. Its a high tech system that works like this.
KEEP YOUR BOOGER HOOK OFF THE BANG SWITCH NUMB NUTS!!!!
Is there a point there ???
Speaking of numb nuts, you know Professor, when you want to change the size of your text, us highschool drop outs just back space over the "1" and put in our own number.
It's much quicker. And even enlarges the print.
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You just stepped into it blind FQ. He's trying desperately to goad me! ;D ;D ;D
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This would be the one time I'd reccomend .380 over 9mm or .45. ;D
FQ13
At that distance I think the hole would be the same size.
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It specifies it was HER gun.
Is there a point there ???
Speaking of numb nuts, you know Professor, when you want to change the size of your text, us highschool drop outs just back space over the "1" and put in our own number.
It's much quicker. And even enlarges the print.
Okay, for the record, WTF? And who pissed in your cheerios?
FQ13 ???
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I'll try to use simple words, I know your at a disadvantage.
My original post:
Bet it was a Glock with that perfected "safety trigger".
To which you replied :
First, Glock doesn't make them in pink. You have to commit that travesty yourself (and it probably voids your warranty). ;D Secondly, the Glock saftey trigger is perfect. Its a high tech system that works like this.
KEEP YOUR BOOGER HOOK OFF THE BANG SWITCH NUMB NUTS!!!!
1st , You start off by alleging Glock doesn't make them in Pink, then you say you've got to do that yourself, which in no way disqualifies the pistol in the article from being a Glock.
So what point were you trying to make ?
2nd Any one who quotes your post will see that you resized your last line 8 times which, after the first time did absolutely nothing except prove that going to college and being educated are two distinctly different things.
After checking the Glock web site, they do not advertise pink models, but there are no Green or sand ones listed either that I could find and they seem to be everywhere.
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I'll try to use simple words, I know your at a disadvantage.
My original post:
To which you replied :
Uhh, I'm not sure the silence should cause offense. ;) However, ignoring the fact that you are mocking my lack of skill at playing with all the cool buttons M'lette gives us to play with (oooh! What does this one do?) :-[ ;D, while you can't transfer text, I can still say I meant no offense with the post. It was just a tongue in cheek defense of my boy Gaston. Its all good man. :D
FQ13
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Okay, for the record, WTF? And who pissed in your cheerios?
FQ13 ???
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