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Title: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: twyacht on August 12, 2011, 07:03:58 PM
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/zardoz-zed.jpg)

aka Zardoz-Zed... from 1974..... Great movie after too much red wine,... :P I liked him as Bond better.... ::)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zardoz

I think I found my halloween costume this year.... I need to ask philw.  ;D

Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: Timothy on August 12, 2011, 07:50:11 PM
"Regrets!  I've had a few but then again, too few to mention!"
Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: Badgersmilk on August 12, 2011, 07:51:34 PM
"How to be SURE the flash mob will leave you alone." 
Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: Big Frank on August 12, 2011, 07:52:18 PM
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: Badgersmilk on August 12, 2011, 07:54:24 PM
"Because if the diaper fails, the boots will still catch it."  :( :(
Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: david86440 on August 12, 2011, 07:56:04 PM
Pass me the barf bag.
Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: Badgersmilk on August 12, 2011, 07:56:28 PM
"You weren't supposed to see this.  Go back to your room!"  >:(
Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: twyacht on August 12, 2011, 07:56:39 PM
All I need is red panties, ponytail, and a Webley?

(http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u68/poker_mom/hannibal_lecter.jpg)

LOVE THE BOOTS!!!!! 8)

Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: david86440 on August 12, 2011, 08:19:56 PM
There's a parade in SF with a spot reserved for him......and you too TW  ;)
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Post by: BAC on August 12, 2011, 09:02:41 PM
"There can be only one!"
Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: Pathfinder on August 12, 2011, 09:04:41 PM
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/zardoz-zed.jpg)


Say hello to my leetle friend!!

And my other leetle friend . . . . .
Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: Johnny Bravo on August 12, 2011, 09:23:54 PM
I just kinda threw-up in the back of my mouth! ;)
Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: Solus on August 12, 2011, 09:26:08 PM
Let's go with the Aussie for the lead in Mad Max .
Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: DaverZ on August 12, 2011, 10:37:38 PM
Say hello to my leetle friend
Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: seeker_two on August 13, 2011, 11:20:37 AM
The gun is good....the diaper is evil.....
Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: sledgemeister on August 13, 2011, 11:30:22 AM
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Hi My name is Sean Connery, and when I shoot my load, I can rely on "red diapers"
Red Diapers have stretchy sides provide a close, comfy fit to let your Sean move freely"
Ask for Red Diapers - Tell em Sean sent you!
Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: kmitch200 on August 13, 2011, 01:09:05 PM
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/zardoz-zed.jpg)

I've been invited to a parade in San Francisco. Can you hang on to this revolver for me till I get back?
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Post by: dipisc on August 13, 2011, 02:55:59 PM


     Bond, James Bond - shaken and stired this time.
Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: Badgersmilk on August 13, 2011, 08:00:39 PM
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/zardoz-zed.jpg)

"The morning after being the first one who passed out at the party"


"You a$$holes!!!"   >:(
Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: Paraguy on August 14, 2011, 07:24:24 AM
Even someone looking like this is a better choice than BHO next November.
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Post by: Hazcat on August 14, 2011, 08:13:01 AM
"There can be only one!"

THANK GOODNESS!!
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Post by: CJS3 on August 14, 2011, 08:20:09 AM
After demonstrating the many uses of a red beach towel, James turned toward his companion and said, "Alright Pussie, just what did you do with my suit?"
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Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 14, 2011, 11:59:02 AM
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/zardoz-zed.jpg)

aka Zardoz-Zed... from 1974..... Great movie after too much red wine,... :P I liked him as Bond better.... ::)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zardoz

I think I found my halloween costume this year.... I need to ask philw.  ;D


That'll teach me to invest with Madoff! Damn credit card bills!
FQ13
Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: tt11758 on August 14, 2011, 03:16:17 PM
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/zardoz-zed.jpg)

It's fun to stay at the YMCA!!!
Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: 357sigophant on August 14, 2011, 03:37:20 PM
Tailor strike on Savile Row
Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 14, 2011, 03:42:09 PM
Good God, I had hoped those bloody Yanks had forgotten that one.
Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: CJS3 on August 14, 2011, 06:55:14 PM
Who can name the revolver he was using? Brand and model.
Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: Timothy on August 14, 2011, 07:06:36 PM
Webley Automatic Pistol..

I looked it up...
Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 14, 2011, 07:09:22 PM
Webley Fosbury
The Webley Scot was an actual semi auto.
Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: CJS3 on August 14, 2011, 07:19:34 PM
Webley Fosbury
The Webley Scot was an actual semi auto.

When he shot blanks in the movie he had to rack the slide to rotate the cylinder and cock the hammer for each shot. The Fosbery was also used as a murder weapon in "The Maltese Falcon". Sam Spade's partner was killed by one at the beginning of the movie.
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Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 14, 2011, 10:33:02 PM
Yeah, but did Bogie ever getto  wear thigh boots and a red, whatever that thing was? Here's looking at you kid. ;D
FQ13
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Post by: tombogan03884 on August 14, 2011, 10:35:35 PM
I really doubt he wanted to. 
What would Lauren have said ?   ;D
Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 14, 2011, 10:40:47 PM
I really doubt he wanted to. 
What would Lauren have said ?   ;D
"Faggot!", and then walked aboard that plane without the fond look back? ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 14, 2011, 10:45:12 PM
LOL  ;D
Gambling isn't all that would have shocked Victor.   ;D
Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: tt11758 on August 15, 2011, 06:17:40 AM
When he shot blanks in the movie he had to rack the slide to rotate the cylinder and cock the hammer for each shot. The Fosbery was also used as a murder weapon in "The Maltese Falcon". Sam Spade's partner was killed by WITH one at the beginning of the movie.

Let me start by saying that I know what I'm about to write is a tad petty, but when we say things liked killed by a gun we play into the hands of the anti's who do their best to demonize the evil firearm.  It's an inanimate object.  A gun never killed anyone.  The person holding it did.
Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 15, 2011, 07:15:54 AM
Let me start by saying that I know what I'm about to write is a tad petty, but when we say things liked killed by a gun we play into the hands of the anti's who do their best to demonize the evil firearm.  It's an inanimate object.  A gun never killed anyone.  The person holding it did.
I don't know TT. Any self respecting gun being held by someone dressed like Connery might just start going off randomly in the hopes that the police would come in and rescue it. ;)
FQ13
Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: Hazcat on August 15, 2011, 09:02:18 AM
I don't know TT. Any self respecting gun being held by someone dressed like Connery might just start going off randomly in the hopes that the police would come in and rescue it. ;)
FQ13

Though what TT said is absolutely true...

FQs answer may be true as well! (and it's down right FUNNY! ;D )
Title: Re: Caption Time,...But Choose Wisely, It's Sean Connery...
Post by: Solus on August 15, 2011, 09:35:19 AM
Let me start by saying that I know what I'm about to write is a tad petty, but when we say things liked killed by a gun we play into the hands of the anti's who do their best to demonize the evil firearm.  It's an inanimate object.  A gun never killed anyone.  The person holding it did.

You are right, TT.   As Tom B has been pointing out, Language Matters.

Killed by and Killed with have very different meanings and will leave those different mental impressions with readers.
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Post by: billt on August 15, 2011, 05:16:12 PM
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/zardoz-zed.jpg)

(http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz50/billt460/MelanieWithBFRRevolver.jpg)

Come on guys. I think women from the back end look better holding guns, than guys from the front end. Even if it is Sean Connery. Better guns, Better ass, Papa Bill's.  Bill T.
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Post by: Pathfinder on August 15, 2011, 05:41:45 PM
(http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz50/billt460/MelanieWithBFRRevolver.jpg)

Come on guys. I think women from the back end look better holding guns, than guys from the front end. Even if it is Sean Connery. Better guns, Better ass, Papa Bill's.  Bill T.

Wow. I didn't know Sean had his estate sale already. Get the boots from him cheap I hope? ? ? ? ? ?   ;)
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Post by: twyacht on August 15, 2011, 06:19:19 PM
Can we get a braided pony-tail pic please? (with the boots,...of course,....),.... ::)

Suspender bandoliers optional....

I did think it was a Webley,....pg 1.

Ol' Sean had a hairy back though,..... :P