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Title: Droopy pants and crime. Never a good combo.
Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 26, 2011, 01:20:05 PM
Now kids, you've all seen how Plaxico Buress showed us that wearing baggy pants and carrying an illegal gun was a bad idea. Now for today's lesson, Mr. Ortiz will show us how stealing beer without a belt can also end in tragedy. Look how many innocent beers died needlessly! :'(
Remember kids, before commiting a crime, always wear a belt!
FQ13

Title: Re: Droopy pants and crime. Never a good combo.
Post by: MikeBjerum on August 26, 2011, 01:41:29 PM
For the sake of the beer - Ban baggy pants, and ban them now!  How many more cold and tasty beers must we sacrifice to the outdated worship of baggy pants?  Remember, it's for the children  beer  ;D
Title: Re: Droopy pants and crime. Never a good combo.
Post by: kmitch200 on August 26, 2011, 02:33:26 PM
If any viewers recognize this stupid asscrack, they are urged to contact local police.
Title: Re: Droopy pants and crime. Never a good combo.
Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 26, 2011, 02:42:42 PM
If any viewers recognize this stupid asscrack, they are urged to contact local police.
Actually they got them. The girlfriend narced on them. Apparently she couldn't take the shame. They were both booked on petty theft. If I were the prosecutor, I'd have tacked on indecent exposure just because it would have been  fun. ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Droopy pants and crime. Never a good combo.
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 26, 2011, 04:07:25 PM
Turn "Mr. Blackwell" lose on this criminal genius.
Title: Re: Droopy pants and crime. Never a good combo.
Post by: twyacht on August 26, 2011, 04:15:36 PM
Good thing they were cans and not bottles,....or he would have gutted himself with the belly flop on pavement with broken glass.

Just say no to crack,..... ::)

Title: Re: Droopy pants and crime. Never a good combo.
Post by: Solus on August 26, 2011, 04:41:51 PM
they need to put up a  No Baggy Pants sign like the No Firearms sigh...just to help the bad guys out again.
Title: Re: Droopy pants and crime. Never a good combo.
Post by: TAB on August 26, 2011, 06:08:58 PM
Good thing they were cans and not bottles,....or he would have gutted himself with the belly flop on pavement with broken glass.

Just say no to crack,..... ::)




I don't see them being cans as a good thing.
Title: Re: Droopy pants and crime. Never a good combo.
Post by: BAC on August 26, 2011, 06:27:57 PM
Cracked me up.  What an ass!  I guess he fell behind in his beer delivery.  Bad luck, must have been a full moon that night.  OK, I'm done.
Title: Re: Droopy pants and crime. Never a good combo.
Post by: tt11758 on August 26, 2011, 06:38:41 PM
Don't ban baggy, droopy pants.  They make the asshats of society easier for the cops to catch when they try to run.   ;D
Title: Re: Droopy pants and crime. Never a good combo.
Post by: Pathfinder on August 26, 2011, 06:56:55 PM
If any viewers recognize this stupid asscrack, they are urged to contact local police.

I do NOT want to view that lineup!!!!!

Number 4, step forward and show us your crack!!!!   :o
Title: Re: Droopy pants and crime. Never a good combo.
Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 26, 2011, 07:06:46 PM
Don't ban baggy, droopy pants.  They make the asshats of society easier for the cops to catch when they try to run.   ;D

Plus they can be tactical. This ad was brought to you by your hyper paranoid, zero-tolerance type white bread PTA. ::) It is funny as hell without meaning to be. It really is amazing how funny people with no sense of humor can be (Baggy pants, well.... isn't that special?).

 Of course, if you're us, you see it as an instructional video. Pincus, are you out there? ;D
FQ13



Title: Re: Droopy pants and crime. Never a good combo.
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 26, 2011, 07:57:27 PM
Plus they can be tactical. This ad was brought to you by your hyper paranoid, zero-tolerance type white bread PITA. ::) It is funny as hell without meaning to be. It really is amazing how funny people with no sense of humor can be (Baggy pants, well, isn't that special).

 Of course, if you're us, you see it as an instructional video. Pincus, are you out there? ;D
FQ13

FIFY

I love the full stock shotgun .
Some of you b!tch about concealing a 1911 ?    ;D

Title: Re: Droopy pants and crime. Never a good combo.
Post by: TAB on August 26, 2011, 10:33:52 PM
i'd like to see him sit down
Title: Re: Droopy pants and crime. Never a good combo.
Post by: Ping on August 26, 2011, 10:37:58 PM
Had some rockhead shoot himself in the foot leaving a local strip club the other night. Betcha the moron had baggy pants???

Title: Re: Droopy pants and crime. Never a good combo.
Post by: bulldog75 on August 27, 2011, 02:44:27 AM
Hey guys I saw this a long time ago and I tell most juveniles if you wear saggy pants in prison it makes you a punk. The first minute is where he tells them about the saggy pants.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyOYFnZZTEo