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Title: How drunk would you have to be???
Post by: TAB on October 10, 2011, 01:35:53 PM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045869/Im-doing-chick-What-naked-man-54-told-officers-romping-woman-71-Buick-Regal.html#ixzz1aIdM4Q00




I don't think all of the takillya plants production for the next 100 years would be enough.

Title: Re: How drunk would you have to be???
Post by: Timothy on October 10, 2011, 01:42:17 PM

She kind of looks like Christina Aguilera!

Either way, there ain't enough booze on the planet for either!

Title: Re: How drunk would you have to be???
Post by: Big Frank on October 10, 2011, 02:09:33 PM

I'm glad I don't get that drunk anymore.

Title: Re: How drunk would you have to be???
Post by: ellis4538 on October 10, 2011, 02:59:38 PM

There's a pair to draw too!  LOL!!!  Must have been pretty dark or both of them were blindfolded cause there is not enough booze for me to want to do that!

Richard

Title: Re: How drunk would you have to be???
Post by: Majer on October 10, 2011, 03:14:39 PM

she certainly looks happy in the mugshot  ::)

Title: Re: How drunk would you have to be???
Post by: alfsauve on October 10, 2011, 04:48:36 PM

I'm a little confused (which is normal I know)

This happened in Michigan...as in USA, but it is reported in a UK paper?

Why isn't in the Farmington Observer and Eccentric newspaper?  Which would seem more up there ally than UK's daily mail.

Title: Re: How drunk would you have to be???
Post by: rojawe on October 19, 2011, 03:34:31 PM

Midnight Queen and I know some of you have woke up with something like that and said I did what ;D :'( Beer helping ugly people have sex :P

Title: Re: How drunk would you have to be???
Post by: DGF on October 19, 2011, 08:34:51 PM

Hate to admit it, I've been that drunk.

Title: Re: How drunk would you have to be???
Post by: fightingquaker13 on October 19, 2011, 08:37:39 PM

Quote from: DGF on October 19, 2011, 08:34:51 PM

Hate to admit it, I've been that drunk.

You sir, are on probation. If you ever post pictures you are banned! ;D
FQ13

Title: Re: How drunk would you have to be???
Post by: jnevis on October 19, 2011, 08:43:13 PM

In Fallon there used to be a bar that had "Pigs in Space" nights.  The goal was to have the biggest "trophy."  :o The pot could get fairly large too.
I never even tried to compete, or even watch.  Couldn't drink enough to try.

Title: Re: How drunk would you have to be???
Post by: Timothy on October 19, 2011, 08:46:32 PM

Quote from: jnevis on October 19, 2011, 08:43:13 PM

In Fallon there used to be a bar that had "Pigs in Space" nights.  The goal was to have the biggest "trophy."  :o The pot could get fairly large too.
I never even tried to compete, or even watch.  Couldn't drink enough to try.

We had similar a "ugly girl night" when I was stationed in Key West.  Didn't have to drink at all but it sure didn't hurt! 

Funny thing was, different guys would win the pot but curiously it was always the same gal!

Title: Re: How drunk would you have to be???
Post by: twyacht on October 19, 2011, 08:47:50 PM

Geez,....don't you know it was a Buick,....c'mon,....have a heart..... :-*

The music, the plush upholstery,....it was a pre-bailout Buick for Pete's sake....it was consensual,....and Wayne Newton was on....

You guys are cold and tough.... ::)

Title: Re: How drunk would you have to be???
Post by: tt11758 on October 20, 2011, 10:55:55 AM

(http://www.sofakingdrunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/beer-goggles.jpg)

Title: Re: How drunk would you have to be???
Post by: graywolf on October 20, 2011, 12:13:46 PM

Now you know how bad things are here in Michigan.  Obama made him do it!

Title: Re: How drunk would you have to be???
Post by: Conagher 45 on October 20, 2011, 07:00:16 PM

I would hope that if I was drunk and was about to do something like that ............. someone here on the forum would at least give me the Old Yeller treatment.     ;D  ;D