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Title: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: twyacht on November 30, 2011, 07:04:08 PM


 ;D
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: Timothy on November 30, 2011, 07:19:49 PM
I think I saw that guy at the mall today!

BTW...don't ninja's need a front sight or do they shoot with their eyes closed like Costner?
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 30, 2011, 07:22:48 PM
I'll give him credit for one thing, His secret ninja booger hook never went inside the trigger gaurd.
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: fightingquaker13 on November 30, 2011, 07:36:48 PM
Thanks TW. That was awesome. Now that I know the ninja technique to cycle a nuclear round in my non-ninja made Glock, I will still have one hand free. What shall I do with it? I could engage in a lethal technique, or, I could fondle myself while watching Tex Grebner videos. Choices, choices........ ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: mkm on November 30, 2011, 07:39:32 PM
I'm sure this guy has practiced a lot (I mean a whole lot), but those seem to have some really weak springs.  I am not at all familiar with a 1911.  Does that spring seem weak to yall?  I have some Glocks and that one definitely seems weak to me.

As Tom noted though, he never put his finger on the trigger.
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: Timothy on November 30, 2011, 07:45:04 PM
I have a well broken in 1911 with original factory springs and I cannot budge the slide that way.  I also have my kids 20 year old Sig sitting next to me at the moment and it doesn't budge either.

It must be the gloves... ::)
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: GASPASSERDELUXE on November 30, 2011, 07:46:13 PM
I would like to see him do that with the hammer down on the 1911. Pretty sure the slide didn't go all the way in to battery on the second dummy round on the Glock.
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 30, 2011, 07:46:53 PM
I'm wearing a 1911 and yes, very light springs.
Some race guns are set up that way though so they will cycle with light competition loads.
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: fightingquaker13 on November 30, 2011, 07:50:32 PM
I can snap my wrist and get my lock blade to click open (after hours of practising as a WEBLO ;)). Does this make me  a ninja too, or do I have to buy the gloves? ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: Timothy on November 30, 2011, 07:53:16 PM
I can snap my wrist and get my lock blade to click open (after hours of practising as a WEBLO ;)). Does this make me  a ninja too, or do I have to buy the gloves? ;D
FQ13

I think a WEBLO can take a Ninja any day...

 8)
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: Majer on November 30, 2011, 08:00:49 PM
He was using his trigger finger to keep the slide from moving after he took the recoil spring out,That's why the slide didn't move when he was moving the gun around.
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: twyacht on November 30, 2011, 08:02:27 PM
With the free ninja hand, one can always apply the Five-Point-Palm-Exploding-Heart-Technique....The truly uber secret weapon of real Ninja's...

All "real" Ninja's must be ready....



 8)

(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f197/Vick_Vinnie/ninjamall.jpg)

Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: twyacht on November 30, 2011, 08:03:03 PM
With the free ninja hand, one can always apply the Five-Point-Palm-Exploding-Heart-Technique....The truly uber secret weapon of real Ninja's...

All "real" Ninja's must be ready....



 8)

(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f197/Vick_Vinnie/ninjamall.jpg)

Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: Timothy on November 30, 2011, 08:06:13 PM
(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f197/Vick_Vinnie/ninjamall.jpg)

That's the dude I saw between the Abercrombie and Fitch and the Disney Store today!  He was stalking me, I think he made the P228 I was carrying...

I sent the wife to take him out!  She wacked him with her Vera Wang purse...took him down!
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: mkm on November 30, 2011, 08:09:39 PM
This guy may be a gun handling ninja, but he ain't this good.

I present the West Virginia Ninja.

Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: twyacht on November 30, 2011, 08:16:38 PM
ROFL!!! That is damn funny!!!!!

I loved his wife, sister, cousin, (twice removed), assisting...Really helped...Ya'll kep em strate up dare!!!! ;D

Just think, they vote, breed, and own firearms....

God Bless West "By God" Virginia.... :o

Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: fightingquaker13 on November 30, 2011, 08:16:48 PM
"Now don't go ninja-ing someone that don't need ninja-ing".  ARE YOU LISTENING DICK CHENEY AND BO? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
FQ13 who is wiping beer off his keyboard!
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: Ichiban on November 30, 2011, 08:19:37 PM
A true ninja uses a Ninja Glock.

Caution:  The "C" word is used in this video!

Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 30, 2011, 08:21:10 PM
Please ! Not the Judy chop !
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: Timothy on November 30, 2011, 08:22:02 PM
Can someone please spell "richeyonder" phonetically? 

 ;D
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: mkm on November 30, 2011, 08:27:43 PM
A true ninja uses a Ninja Glock.

Caution:  The "C" word is used in this video!



This guy ain't a ninja; he's a magician whose scope is on backwards.  Yeah, that's the worst thing about that set up. ::)
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 30, 2011, 08:32:04 PM

This guy may be a gun handling ninja, but he ain't this good.

I present the West Virginia Ninja.



INNNBREEEEDEERS !   
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: fightingquaker13 on November 30, 2011, 08:32:14 PM
A true ninja uses a Ninja Glock.

Caution:  The "C" word is used in this video!



ROFL Lets see your 1911 top that! ;D ;D ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: twyacht on November 30, 2011, 08:35:46 PM
Simply cannot beat the 3 to 7 mile scope that sees into the future and the past with typhoon laser....

Is that at Brownells or Midway?

 ::)
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: fightingquaker13 on November 30, 2011, 08:38:24 PM
INNNBREEEEDEERS !   
Tom, you live in the hills of New Hampshire. Don't overplay your hand bro. ;)
FQ13
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 30, 2011, 08:41:42 PM
Tom, you live in the hills of New Hampshire. Don't overplay your hand bro. ;)
FQ13

Actually they are on the other side of the river.   
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 30, 2011, 11:10:50 PM
This guy may be a gun handling ninja, but he ain't this good.

I present the West Virginia Ninja.



FTV:
Quote
"And there ain't much callin' fer a one-legged ninjer out there."

Damn.   :(  :(  :(
What am I gonna do now??

 ;D
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: JC5123 on December 01, 2011, 08:45:22 AM
FTV:
Damn.   :(  :(  :(
What am I gonna do now??

 ;D

Keep your head up, he hasn't posted his video on how to single handedly board and take down a ship.  ;)
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: Pathfinder on December 01, 2011, 10:31:01 AM
After watching these videos,  . . . . .. I got nothing. How do you even come up with a comment after watching these mouth-breathers? ? ? ?
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 01, 2011, 11:02:32 AM
Keep your head up, he hasn't posted his video on how to single handedly board and take down a ship.  ;)

 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

There's always that hope.  ;)  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: jnevis on December 01, 2011, 02:01:42 PM
Well THAT wasted a good 20 minutes of my life I'll never get back...
But on the bright side at least they are having a little fun and I was able to get a chuckle from it.
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: robheath on December 01, 2011, 06:26:28 PM
I use a 19 lbs. spring in my 1911s.  Theres no way in hell this will work with them.  I call BS.
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: robheath on December 01, 2011, 06:27:31 PM
Oh yea...Even with the hammer already cocked.
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: Tyler Durden on December 01, 2011, 07:00:54 PM
He was using his trigger finger to keep the slide from moving after he took the recoil spring out,That's why the slide didn't move when he was moving the gun around.

and he flipped the thumb safety on to keep the slide from falling or sliding out of battery when he tipped the gun up.

Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: fightingquaker13 on December 01, 2011, 07:38:29 PM
In fairness I have seen guys do this in matches with Glocks. Mine won't (and yes, ok, I tried it :-[). I'm assuming that the guys who rum race guns use different springs than us mere mortals and I have no idea if its possible with a 1911. I do know I don't know WHY you would want a gun sprung that loose, but it can be done. ???
FQ13
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: Ichiban on December 01, 2011, 08:27:27 PM
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 01, 2011, 08:42:23 PM


Ichiban, I won't speak for any one else, but I had seen that clip, or one similar, before.
But I still call BS on that chuckle head in the OP.


In fairness I have seen guys do this in matches with Glocks. Mine won't (and yes, ok, I tried it :-[). I'm assuming that the guys who rum race guns use different springs than us mere mortals and I have no idea if its possible with a 1911. I do know I don't know WHY you would want a gun sprung that loose, but it can be done. ???
FQ13

 In competition you want to get back on target as quickly as possible so lighter loads generate lower recoil but require lighter springs.
An appropriate use would be if you injured one hand and needed to reload. A more practical alternative is catching the rear sight on your belt or the top of your pocket.
That doesn't require any modification to the gun.
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: Big Frank on December 02, 2011, 02:33:44 PM
If you have a long enough comp on a 1911 there's another way to rack the slide.

Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: jovensky on May 01, 2013, 11:59:24 PM
I think I saw that guy at the mall today!

BTW...don't ninja's need a front sight or do they shoot with their eyes closed like Costner?

Ninjas can do more as what you're expecting from them...that is why they hide their face cause there mystery within them.
You will be amazed to expect the unexpected! ;) 8)
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 02, 2013, 02:12:38 PM
Ninja's suck .
Pirates rock .

When was the last time you saw a ninja with wenches ?  ;D
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: Solus on May 02, 2013, 02:59:15 PM
Ok..this has got me remembering that classic Mall Ninja thread where, at least it is my guess, that a joker slowly built depth of his Ninja character from mild head shaking by the readers to outrageous exaggeration...and kept the readers believing it because it was so well done....even to the point of bringing in a second character in a supporting role.

Who has a link...time for a refresh on that one.
 
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: lhprop1 on May 02, 2013, 03:47:30 PM
Ok..this has got me remembering that classic Mall Ninja thread where, at least it is my guess, that a joker slowly built depth of his Ninja character from mild head shaking by the readers to outrageous exaggeration...and kept the readers believing it because it was so well done....even to the point of bringing in a second character in a supporting role.

Who has a link...time for a refresh on that one.
 

That was clearly before I found this place, but it sounds like a fun read.  I hope someone finds it.
Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: twyacht on May 02, 2013, 05:41:03 PM
Gee, I had a good time with this....as far as the "Mall Ninja",....he actually was a member here before being laughed away....

To his credit,...I saved the archive...Gecko45 was his member name on several forums.... ::)

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/





Title: Re: Secret Ninja Gun Handling Techniques Revealed!!!
Post by: Solus on May 02, 2013, 08:19:33 PM
Thanks, TW.

Was worth some chuckles again.