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Title: NC criminals are dumber than Florida's. Who knew?
Post by: fightingquaker13 on December 06, 2011, 01:18:02 AM
The ultimate 911 call. In this the robber calls in to report that he has been shot by the crime victim. You can't make this stuff up. ;D
FQ13
http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2011/11/30/cops-man-calls-911-after-being-shot-when-trying-to-rob-store/

Cops: Man Calls 911 After Being Shot When Trying To Rob Store
November 30, 2011 3:27 PM




 
KANNAPOLIS, N.C. (CBS Charlotte) — Police say a man called 911 after being shot when he tried to rob a Kannapolis grocery store.
 
Kannapolis police arrested John Davidson III Tuesday night behind Bethpage Grocery after he was shot by the store clerk.

 

According to a police report obtained by CBS Charlotte, Davidson went into the grocery store and demanded money from the register. That’s when the store clerk reached for her gun and shot Davidson in the right leg and torso.
 
Davidson hobbled out of the store and called 911, telling the Cabarrus County Sheriff’s Office dispatcher that he “just tried to rob the store and got shot.” Police found the suspect behind the store in some bushes.
 
Davidson is currently being treated at the Carolinas Medical Center Northeast for his injuries. He has been charged with assault and two counts of robbery
Title: Re: NC criminals are dumber than Florida's. Who knew?
Post by: Pathfinder on December 06, 2011, 07:42:11 AM
That ain't dumb, that's self-preservation, plus an educational move. See, he'll go to the emergency room and get healed, then to the pen and gets all the higher education he can handle.
Title: Re: NC criminals are dumber than Florida's. Who knew?
Post by: twyacht on December 06, 2011, 04:53:20 PM
Nope there are some dumb a** Southern Boys in NC,.....but FL has em' beat....We have a more diverse cultural influence of stupidity..

http://goflorida.about.com/od/allaboutflorida/a/dumbcriminals.htm

snippet.

Lake City, FL
A 20-year-old girl was arrested in Lake City, Florida for robbery of a Howard Johnson's motel. She was armed with only an electric chainsaw, which was not plugged in.

Jacksonville, FL
Two men intended on robbing a bank during the night. They had a stick of dynamite that was supposed to be dropped in a bank vault deposit. The two men mistook a car wash coin deposit for the bank vault deposit. When the stick of dynamite exploded hundreds of coins shot out every where like a shotgun injuring the two men. They were stunned long enough for the police to arrive and arrest them for their crime.

and my favorite.....

Orlando, FL
A few months ago, a rapist learned that being dumb can be fatal. After breaking into a woman's apartment and holding her at knife-point, he began assaulting his victim. In the throes of misguided passion, the assailant dropped his knife onto the bed. The victim picked it up and stabbed him to death.


More at link...

 ;D
Title: Re: NC criminals are dumber than Florida's. Who knew?
Post by: Pathfinder on December 06, 2011, 05:06:59 PM
Nope there are some dumb a** Southern Boys in NC,.....but FL has em' beat....We have a more diverse cultural influence of stupidity..

http://goflorida.about.com/od/allaboutflorida/a/dumbcriminals.htm

snippet.

Lake City, FL
A 20-year-old girl was arrested in Lake City, Florida for robbery of a Howard Johnson's motel. She was armed with only an electric chainsaw, which was not plugged in.

Jacksonville, FL
Two men intended on robbing a bank during the night. They had a stick of dynamite that was supposed to be dropped in a bank vault deposit. The two men mistook a car wash coin deposit for the bank vault deposit. When the stick of dynamite exploded hundreds of coins shot out every where like a shotgun injuring the two men. They were stunned long enough for the police to arrive and arrest them for their crime.

and my favorite.....

Orlando, FL
A few months ago, a rapist learned that being dumb can be fatal. After breaking into a woman's apartment and holding her at knife-point, he began assaulting his victim. In the throes of misguided passion, the assailant dropped his knife onto the bed. The victim picked it up and stabbed him to death.


More at link...

 ;D


OK, that one's a winner!!!!!

Anyone want to wager that alcohol - or drug usage - was involved, what with the whole recognizing a car wash for a bank thing? ? ? ? ?
Title: Re: NC criminals are dumber than Florida's. Who knew?
Post by: fightingquaker13 on December 06, 2011, 05:17:38 PM
OK, that one's a winner!!!!!

Anyone want to wager that alcohol - or drug usage - was involved, what with the whole recognizing a car wash for a bank thing? ? ? ? ?

I'd sure claim that I was drunk if it was me. ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: NC criminals are dumber than Florida's. Who knew?
Post by: TAB on December 06, 2011, 05:26:19 PM
I'd claim I was both.
Title: Re: NC criminals are dumber than Florida's. Who knew?
Post by: santahog on December 07, 2011, 09:48:53 AM
That ain't dumb, that's self-preservation, plus an educational move. See, he'll go to the emergency room and get healed, then to the pen and gets all the higher education he can handle.

"... But you can't fix stupid"
Ron White
Title: Re: NC criminals are dumber than Florida's. Who knew?
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 07, 2011, 10:54:40 AM
"... But you can't fix stupid"
Ron White

Ron White isn't exactly correct.
Sometimes stupid fixes it's self .
Title: Re: NC criminals are dumber than Florida's. Who knew?
Post by: TAB on December 07, 2011, 01:58:47 PM
Ron White isn't exactly correct.
Sometimes stupid fixes it's self .

some times it gets relected.