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Title: Gift wraping instructions
Post by: TAB on December 21, 2011, 01:10:16 AM




 8)
Title: Re: Gift wraping instructions
Post by: tt11758 on December 21, 2011, 09:19:38 AM
Personally, I prefer to let the chicks at Victoria's Secret wrap it for me.  ;D
Title: Re: Gift wraping instructions
Post by: Pathfinder on December 21, 2011, 11:41:08 AM
Personally, I prefer to let the chicks at Victoria's Secret wrap it for me.  ;D

I did that once. I got 2 gifts for my ex, her birthday was just a couple of weeks before the Holidays. I asked the clerk to wrap them separately. A woman customer at the other end of the checkout counter, shot me a sideways glance with a half-smile quizzical look on her face.

I paused for a loooong count, then turned to her with a smile and said - "Thank you for the thought, but they are for the same person."

She turned bright red.   ;D
Title: Re: Gift wraping instructions
Post by: Timothy on December 21, 2011, 11:46:19 AM
Personally, I prefer to let the chicks at Victoria's Secret wrap it for me.  ;D

Be careful TT!  My niece worked for VS for a while during her college years.  There were several instances where she caught some "fellas" in the dressing rooms trying on sexy grundywear!

Kick the tires and open the hood on occasion, you never know!

 ;D
Title: Re: Gift wraping instructions
Post by: tt11758 on December 21, 2011, 04:58:16 PM
Be careful TT!  My niece worked for VS for a while during her college years.  There were several instances where she caught some "fellas" in the dressing rooms trying on sexy grundywear!

Kick the tires and open the hood on occasion, you never know!

 ;D


Every time I visit that store it occurs to me that Victoria ain't got a helluva lot of secrets left!!  ;D
Title: Re: Gift wraping instructions
Post by: Timothy on December 21, 2011, 05:01:59 PM
I read this week that VS has gotten slammed for making their grundies in sweatshops with child labor!
Title: Re: Gift wraping instructions
Post by: TAB on December 21, 2011, 05:09:11 PM
They use to let couples into the dressing rooms... well not any more.


but when they did....


 ;)
Title: Re: Gift wraping instructions
Post by: tt11758 on December 22, 2011, 10:25:07 AM
They use to let couples into the dressing rooms... well not any more.


but when they did....


 ;)


Oh, so YOU'RE the one who screwed it up for everybody!!!   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Gift wraping instructions
Post by: TAB on December 22, 2011, 11:34:18 AM

Oh, so YOU'RE the one who screwed it up for everybody!!!   ;D ;D ;D



repeatedly.



I saw a girl for ahile that the more public the event the more it turned her on.

She proved the old addage "crazy in the head, crazy in bed"

only with her it was any place other then bed.
Title: Re: Gift wraping instructions
Post by: fightingquaker13 on December 22, 2011, 12:01:29 PM

repeatedly.



I saw a girl for ahile that the more public the event the more it turned her on.

She proved the old addage "crazy in the head, crazy in bed"

only with her it was any place other then bed.

I can see the date preperations now:
Shower and shave? check.
Clean undies? check.
Dinner reservations? check.
Condoms? check.
Lawyer's business card and bail money? check. ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Gift wraping instructions
Post by: JC5123 on December 22, 2011, 12:36:24 PM
I can see the date preperations now:
Shower and shave? check.
Clean undies? check.
Dinner reservations? check.
Condoms? check.
Lawyer's business card and bail money? check. ;D
Colt .45 and 2 extra mags.
FQ13

Umm, it's still that way. Even if you don't THINK they are crazy. Cause you know it's gonna come out sooner or later.
Title: Re: Gift wraping instructions
Post by: Big Frank on December 22, 2011, 04:06:48 PM
Can someone wrap Ashley with a bow and make her my gift?  :D
Title: Re: Gift wraping instructions
Post by: tt11758 on December 22, 2011, 04:29:45 PM
Can someone wrap Ashley with a bow and make her my gift?  :D

Do you REALLY...........................nah, it's too easy.   ;D
Title: Re: Gift wraping instructions
Post by: fightingquaker13 on December 23, 2011, 01:29:11 AM
Can someone wrap Ashley with a bow and make her my gift?  :D
Ask me next year, if you don't mind re-gifting. ;) Says FQ13 in a delusional state. I mean honestly, she can do carpentry, field strip a Glock, wrap a present, and I'm sure has certain other talents as well. What more do you want?
FQ13
Title: Re: Gift wraping instructions
Post by: TAB on December 23, 2011, 01:38:55 AM
Ask me next year, if you don't mind re-gifting. ;) Says FQ13 in a delusional state. I mean honestly, she can do carpentry, field strip a Glock, wrap a present, and I'm sure has certain other talents as well. What more do you want?
FQ13


rich, mute, owns a shooting range, and a full automated reloading press.

 :D


I actually don't find her that attractive, the tatts and fake tatas are a big turn off to me.
Title: Re: Gift wraping instructions
Post by: Pathfinder on December 23, 2011, 06:18:27 AM
Ask me next year, if you don't mind re-gifting. ;) Says FQ13 in a delusional state. I mean honestly, she can do carpentry, field strip a Glock, wrap a present, and I'm sure has certain other talents as well. What more do you want?
FQ13


Since we're in the 8 Days of Hannukkah, I will paraphrase a question that Jews usually ask during Passover - How is today different?   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm with TAB on this one, fake tatas - meh. Tats on a woman, totally turned off. At least she doesn't have a tramp stamp. And why do I feel compelled to add one word to that last comment - "Yet!"
Title: Re: Gift wraping instructions
Post by: bodean87 on December 23, 2011, 10:43:37 PM
Since we're in the 8 Days of Hannukkah, I will paraphrase a question that Jews usually ask during Passover - How is today different?   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm with TAB on this one, fake tatas - meh. Tats on a woman, totally turned off. At least she doesn't have a tramp stamp. And why do I feel compelled to add one word to that last comment - "Yet!"

IF you can touch them, then they are real.
Title: Re: Gift wraping instructions
Post by: TAB on December 23, 2011, 10:58:25 PM
IF you can touch them, then they are real.

so you have touched them?
Title: Re: Gift wraping instructions
Post by: bodean87 on December 25, 2011, 08:44:30 PM
Nope. Just my view on them. If i can touch them they are real, if not they are a figment of my imagination, or they might as well be.