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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: tombogan03884 on January 05, 2012, 01:29:45 PM
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Alabama: It's illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Alaska: Whispering in someone's ear while he's moose hunting is prohibited.
Arizona: Cutting down a cactus may earn you a twenty-five-year prison term.
Arkansas: It's illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas.
California: You may not eat an orange in your bathtub.
Colorado: It's unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbour (Denver).
Connecticut: A pickle cannot actually be a pickle unless it bounces.
Delaware: It's illegal to get married on a dare.
Washington, D.C.: It's against the law to post a public notice calling someone a coward for refusing to accept a challenge to duel.
Florida: If you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.
Georgia: It's illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless you draw the shades first.
Hawaii: All residents may be fined for not owning a boat.
Idaho: A man must not give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing fewer than fifty pounds.
Illinois: It's illegal to take a French poodle to the opera (Chicago).
Indiana: The value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.
Iowa: One-armed piano players must perform for free.
Kansas: It's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits (Natoma).
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Kentucky: Every citizen is required to take a shower once a year.
Louisiana: Biting someone with your natural teeth constitutes simple assault, but biting someone with your false teeth classifies as aggravated assault.
Maine: If you keep your Christmas decorations on display after January 14, you'll be fined.
Maryland: It's against the law to wash or scrub a sink, no matter how dirty it is (Baltimore).
Massachusetts: No gorilla is allowed in the backseat of any car.
Michigan: A woman may not cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
Minnesota: It's illegal to paint a sparrow with the intent of selling it as a parakeet (Harper Woods).
Mississippi: Walking a dog without dressing it in diapers is forbidden (Temperance).
Don't take your poodle to the opera, if you're in Chicago, Illinois, because you could be arrested...
Don't take your poodle to the opera, if you're in Chicago, Illinois, because you could be arrested...
Missouri: Children may buy shotguns in Kansas City, but not toy cap guns.
Montana: It's a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
Nebraska: Bar owners may not sell beer unless they brew a kettle of soup simultaneously.
Nevada: It's illegal for men with mustaches to kiss women.
New Hampshire: It's forbidden to sell the clothes you're wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
New Jersey: It's against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
New Mexico: Females may not appear unshaven in public.
New York: While riding in an elevator, you must talk to no one, fold your hands, and look toward the door.
North Carolina: It's against the law to sing off-key.
North Dakota: It's illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Ohio: You must honk the horn whenever you pass another car, according to the state's driver's education manual.
Oklahoma: It's forbidden to take a bite out of another person's hamburger.
Oregon: State law requires dishes to be drip-dried.
Pennsylvania: It's illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
Rhode Island: You may not bite off another person's leg.
South Carolina: If a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, he is required by law to keep his promise.
South Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Tennessee: Selling hollow logs is strictly forbidden.
Texas: You may not shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
Utah: It is illegal not to drink milk.
Vermont: Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
Virginia: Tickling a woman is unlawful.
Washington: It's illegal to pretend that one's parents are wealthy.
West Virginia: If you make fun of someone who does not accept a challenge, you risk a six-month prison sentence.
Wisconsin: Unless a customer specifically requests it, margarine may not be substituted for butter in a restaurant.
Wyoming: Unless you have an official permit, you may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April.
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I am SO busted! I broke the law in almost every state I've been in I guess.
CA,AZ,NV,MD(but not in B'More), WV, VA, UT, OH, and NY must all have warrants. How do I ever keep my clearance?
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In Ohio just make it a short honk...more of a beep or they will arrest you for "Road Rage".
Richard
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I am SO busted! I broke the law in almost every state I've been in I guess.
CA,AZ,NV,MD(but not in B'More), WV, VA, UT, OH, and NY must all have warrants. How do I ever keep my clearance?
You are one TWISTED individual ! ;D
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I try ;D
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At least as recently as the 80s, if you catch your wife in bed with another man, you can't shoot him unless you shoot her too.. Or is that the other way around...
Reminds me of the old joke about being able to do it in one shot..
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Do they have nothing better to do in the UK?
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Do they have nothing better to do in the UK?
No, they don't have guns so going to the range isn't an option, and they aren't allowed to have fox hunts any more.
Their only choices are cricket and buggery.
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No, they don't have guns so going to the range isn't an option, and they aren't allowed to have fox hunts any more.
Their only choices are cricket and buggery.
Buggery!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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I am SO busted! I broke the law in almost every state I've been in I guess.
CA,AZ,NV,MD(but not in B'More), WV, VA, UT, OH, and NY must all have warrants. How do I ever keep my clearance?
I've never met anyone that has not commited a felony at some point in thier life.
Anyone that say they never has, either does not know they did, or is a lair.
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US: a piece of string 14" long is a fully automatic machine gun.
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And don't forget a chore boy is a firearm.
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And don't forget a chore boy is a firearm.
Haven't heard that one Frank, details?
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You can use chore boys to make a suppressor so ATF decided if you have a bunch of them it constitutes an unregistered NFA firearm. ::) Google "chore boy is a firearm" and several sights come up about it.