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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: twyacht on April 03, 2008, 09:30:58 PM
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On a rainy night here in NC, watching Futureweapons, my wife, AKA "The Queen", came upstairs to what she calls " my world ", (The gun safe, bigscreen, guitars, old stereo which still jams, wine fridge), and caught me fondling (cleaning and routine maint.) guns I haven't shot in a while.
Pretty much had several spread out with the cleaning kit, that wonderful smell of Hoppe's and Rem Oil, and was accused of "FONDLING" my guns.
Tried to explain the necessity of working the actions, routine cleaning and lubrication, and how firearms are like women and like attention.
The look was classic from the Queen, ( wish I had a photo ) for which I would have been shot with one of my own and had a quite humorous obituary. She is a good shot with the Kimber Ultra CDP II .45 which she actually likes,...
Am I alone? Do I have an obsession? Maybe Marshall'ette can advise..
Please let me know.. ;D
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I read a story about a woman (sorry M'ette) officer who went to investigate a 'haven't seen him in a while' kinda thing,
When she investigated, she found the old man dead in his chair with the TV on the military channel and a .45 in his hands. He had died of natural causes, but she was puzzled by the scene!
Not me!
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Got caught fondling your little pistol did you??? (http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/129.gif)
Well.... (http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/89.gif) ............
I don't know if (http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/chuckle.gif).................
you are obsessed or not..... (http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/112.gif) .........................
but being a man, you're probably .........................................(http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/9.gif)
ohhh just forget it!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(http://www.cascity.com/howard/forum/laughingblond.gif)
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Got caught fondling your little pistol did you??? (http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/129.gif)
Well.... (http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/89.gif) ............
I don't know if (http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/chuckle.gif).................
you are obsessed or not..... (http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/112.gif) .........................
but being a man, you're probably .........................................(http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/9.gif)
ohhh just forget it!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(http://www.cascity.com/howard/forum/laughingblond.gif)
HEY! I didn't see the word "little" in the original post!
Where did YOU get that idea? (http://www.mazeguy.net/expressive/scratchchin.gif)
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Hello. My name is Tim and I am a firearm fondler. I admit it. And no, I don't need any help!
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(http://www.cascity.com/howard/forum/oops.gif) guess little wasn't in there.. ;D (my mistake)
Well, I can't be a good judge..as I like to.... ahhhh.... fondle? That just doesn't sound right coming from me..
I prefer to ~caress~ my firearms .. :-* That sounds better..
(http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/wink.gif)
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Hey, I thought this was a family site.... Sniff, sniff... Is that Break-Free I smell... I think I need a cold shower...
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(http://www.cascity.com/howard/forum/oops.gif) guess little wasn't in there.. ;D (my mistake)
Well, I can't be a good judge..as I like to.... ahhhh.... fondle? That just doesn't sound right coming from me..
I prefer to ~caress~ my firearms .. :-* That sounds better..
(http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/wink.gif)
You're forgiven Darlin'(http://www.mazeguy.net/silly/sly.gif). I handle and 'caress' my guns as though I were trying to make a cat purr. (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/cool/cool-smiley-011.gif)
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Hey, I even fondle my airsoft guns!
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Hey, I even fondle my airsoft guns!
You fondle 'soft' guns? ::)
;D
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I just finished polishing my Super Redhawk now it gleems and smiles at me. ;D
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I do maintainance and work the actions, and practice inserting and removing Magazines in my AK. The Lady I work with who collects swords, SHE fondles her collection. ;D
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I do maintainance and work the actions, and practice inserting and removing Magazines in my AK. The Lady I work with who collects swords, SHE fondles her collection. ;D
Do I even want to know what you do for a living Huggy Bear? ;D
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Do I even want to know what you do for a living Huggy Bear? ;D
Manufacture medical devices. Neat things with names like "Vein Harvester". She works in assembly, and yes, I am waiting for her to dump her boy friend ;D
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Manufacture medical devices. Neat things with names like "Vein Harvester". She works in assembly, and yes, I am waiting for her to dump her boy friend ;D
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Yes but the question begs...will she let you fondle her...swords ;D
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Haz, I guess if you were trying to make them hard guns?????
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Manufacture medical devices. Neat things with names like "Vein Harvester". She works in assembly, and yes, I am waiting for her to dump her boy friend ;D
Yes but the question begs...will she let you fondle her...swords ;D
I haven't asked, I NEED all my bits and peices ATTACHED ;D
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Do I have an obsession?
I like to refer to it as a hobby.
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I must admit.. I too am a Gun Fondler ::) I even go the next steff and caress them too.. It's true It's true. ;D
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To quote "Hawkfish" from another post;
"Nice to see you on here. You will definitely find something interesting or entertaining on here, guaranteed."
Now that's and understatement.
BTY - CAUTION!!! Never, under any circumstances try to photograph "THE LOOK". That might be the most dangerous thing you ever do, and the last thing you ever do. At least with that camera, until they can get it removed.
Art
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Oops, Should have been, BTW, not BTY,
Was hurrying to put out that warning, worried about some poor guy with a camera stuck where no camera should go (at least until you're over 50).
Art
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+ 1 on the LOOK
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Oh its classic, words don't even have to be spoken, the good news is my eternal debt of "honey dues", will s l o w l y, come down by Fall. :P.
Than she will get me the ACOG optics for my b-day in Nov.
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(http://www.cascity.com/howard/forum/oops.gif) guess little wasn't in there.. ;D (my mistake)
Know something you're not supposed to Marshal'ette? ;D
This thread is all about the puns isn't it? ;)
Well with my luck with women the trigger of a 1911 is probably the closest thing I'll ever have to.........nevermind :-[