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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: twyacht on January 10, 2012, 05:45:30 PM

Title: New Warning Labels For Alcoholic Beverages Submitted.
Post by: twyacht on January 10, 2012, 05:45:30 PM
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting
your ass kicked.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may mack you tink you kan tpye reel
gode.

*****

Nanny State, has a lot of bases to cover.... ;D
Title: Re: New Warning Labels For Alcoholic Beverages Submitted.
Post by: gunman42782 on January 10, 2012, 05:55:15 PM
Aint it the truth! ;D ;D
Title: Re: New Warning Labels For Alcoholic Beverages Submitted.
Post by: Pecos Bill on January 10, 2012, 05:58:36 PM
Damn TW, I didn't know you had ever been with me when I was drinkin'.

Pecos
Title: Re: New Warning Labels For Alcoholic Beverages Submitted.
Post by: fightingquaker13 on January 10, 2012, 06:31:27 PM
You forgot the 21st century add ons:
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you  to send an e-mail that will "clear the air" with your boss, spouse or family member.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to overbid on stupid shat on e-bay.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol might make you think that posting naked pictures of yourself on facebook is a good idea.

Ad most of all (for firearms owners),

Warning: Alcohol may tempt you to stand in front of a video camera and say "That Tex Griebner is a candy ass. Hold my beer and watch this". And then post it on youtube.

FQ13 ;D ;D ;D ;D