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Title: To Quote Cheech Marin....
Post by: CJS3 on March 26, 2012, 07:52:15 PM: Heeey, dats false advertising man; :o

http://shine.yahoo.com/beauty/miss-universe-canada-disqualifies-transsexual-contestant-she-born-192000420.html
Title: Re: To Quote Cheech Marin....
Post by: twyacht on March 26, 2012, 07:55:50 PM: So let me get this straight,....is that a he/she? or a former he/she? ??? Kinda slow on these things....

I thought she was a babe,....I guess I need counseling now,.....gee thanks.... :-\

I say let ~~him~~ her keep the crown....

Damn Canucks.... ::)
Title: Re: To Quote Cheech Marin....
Post by: Timothy on March 26, 2012, 07:57:02 PM: Them lady bits is tainted.....dats jus' nasty...
Title: Re: To Quote Cheech Marin....
Post by: shooter32 on March 27, 2012, 09:01:01 AM: Quote from: Timothy on March 26, 2012, 07:57:02 PM
Them lady bits is tainted.....dats jus' nasty...

+1
Title: Re: To Quote Cheech Marin....
Post by: tombogan03884 on March 27, 2012, 09:03:02 AM: Might be a twisted individual, but still improves the scenery.
Title: Re: To Quote Cheech Marin....
Post by: lhprop1 on March 27, 2012, 09:21:30 AM: Quote from: twyacht on March 26, 2012, 07:55:50 PM

I say let ~~him~~ her keep the crown....

Damn Canucks.... ::)

I agree. Talk about your all-time handicaps. That's like a sprinter with no legs winning the race!
Title: Re: To Quote Cheech Marin....
Post by: Solus on March 27, 2012, 10:10:47 AM: Reminds me of a scene from WKRP in Cincinnati where Dr. Johnny Fever (John Caravella) says of Jennifer Marlowe (Loni Anderson) "Our receptionist, the beautiful Jennifer Marlowe, is a result of the most cunningly successful sex change operation in the United States!"

And this contestant didn't win or even compete. Was disqualified from competing.
Title: Re: To Quote Cheech Marin....
Post by: Timothy on March 27, 2012, 10:17:50 AM: She wasn't disqualified for having once donned a wiener! She was disqualified because she lied about it according to another report...

Either way, my original statement stands and she's still a DUDE! ;D

Quote from: Timothy on March 26, 2012, 07:57:02 PM
Them lady bits is tainted.....dats jus' nasty...
Title: Re: To Quote Cheech Marin....
Post by: Ping on March 27, 2012, 11:07:23 AM: Quote from: Timothy on March 27, 2012, 10:17:50 AM
She wasn't disqualified for having once donned a wiener! She was disqualified because she lied about it according to another report...

Either way, my original statement stands and she's still a DUDE! ;D

+10 Timothy
Title: Re: To Quote Cheech Marin....
Post by: Solus on March 27, 2012, 11:34:30 AM: Well, there is a way to tell without a strip search examination.

Guys, extend an arm palm up. Note the straight line of the arm along the inside (little finger side).

Gals, do the same thing. Note the line of the arm along the inside is angled outward past the elbow.

You also might want to take a look at the hands in the above pictures.
Title: Re: To Quote Cheech Marin....
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 27, 2012, 12:47:45 PM: Miss Canada caused quite a snit.
She was ready to show off her tits.
They neglected to check her,
Where once was a pecker.
And the pendulum had turned to a pit.
Title: Re: To Quote Cheech Marin....
Post by: tombogan03884 on March 27, 2012, 12:49:06 PM: Pegleg, You're going to hell for that you know. ;D
Title: Re: To Quote Cheech Marin....
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 27, 2012, 12:50:37 PM: Quote from: tombogan03884 on March 27, 2012, 12:49:06 PM
Pegleg, You're going to hell for that you know. ;D

I'll take the corner instead for $1000, Alex. ;D
Title: Re: To Quote Cheech Marin....
Post by: Timothy on March 27, 2012, 12:55:48 PM: Quote from: PegLeg45 on March 27, 2012, 12:50:37 PM
I'll take the corner instead for $1000, Alex. ;D

A great American author, Edgar Allan Poe would approve!