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Title: NATO Summit Coming To Town
Post by: MikeBjerum on April 17, 2012, 12:39:06 PM

I was watching the news this noon and got some information:

The NATO Summit is coming to Chicago this summer.  The Secret Service is in charge of security for the event, and they have taken the following precautions:

1.  They have ordered many miles of concrete barriers to control traffic;
2.  They have ordered many miles of new chain link fence to control crowds;
3.  And, they have subpoenaed Pres. BHO's little black book to fill the need for prostitutes to help with Service moral  ;D

Title: Re: NATO Summit Coming To Town
Post by: lhprop1 on April 18, 2012, 10:44:28 AM

They should also ban guns to make the city safe for all of our foreign guests.

Title: Re: NATO Summit Coming To Town
Post by: MikeBjerum on April 18, 2012, 10:56:59 AM

The only people left in that scum pit to take guns away from are the police and Secret Service ... Oh ... wait ... that would help!

Title: Re: NATO Summit Coming To Town
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 18, 2012, 11:09:40 AM

Quit bad mouthing the SS, hookers need work too you know.

Title: Re: NATO Summit Coming To Town
Post by: MikeBjerum on April 18, 2012, 11:21:10 AM

One more example of how Pres. BHO is responding to the demands for jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs ... let's see ... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 ... jobs, jobs.  I will let you fill in what goes before each of these jobs  ;)  Not only were they jobs, but they qualify as foreign aid.

Title: Re: NATO Summit Coming To Town
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 18, 2012, 11:22:56 AM

It cost us less than teaching Chinese whores to drink responsibly.