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Title: Where Can I Get An Application ?
Post by: Conagher 45 on April 28, 2012, 07:23:22 PM
I want to apply to the Secret Service. Those Dudes know how to party. Of course they mat not take someone as old as I am , and taking a bullet for the Pres. no matter who he is ... needs to learn to duck like anyone else.  ;D

Title: Re: Where Can I Get An Application ?
Post by: alfsauve on April 29, 2012, 03:52:38 PM
Most of the ATF and SS agents are indoctrinated, hired right out of college.  They don't particularly want any of us seasoned citizens.  Might have something to do with being able to think for ourselves. 


Don't be feeling sorry for those agents who were fired.   They all got jobs over at the GSA in the party uh, meeting planing department.
Title: Re: Where Can I Get An Application ?
Post by: jnevis on April 29, 2012, 04:27:11 PM
Most of the ATF and SS agents are indoctrinated, hired right out of college.  They don't particularly want any of us seasoned citizens.  Might have something to do with being able to think for ourselves. 


Don't be feeling sorry for those agents who were fired.   They all got jobs over at the GSA in the party uh, meeting planing department.

Used to not be that way, depending on whatthey were looking for.  They ONLY recruited pre-seperation classes on military bases.  USSS was HARD for getting spooks and techies for a long time.  They'd hire you for Technical Services then after five years offer a bump to Special Agent.  A lot of Marshals came directly from the mliitary (how I got my offer) but now they're getting teh "college boys" with no clue.  I get a call all the time from my USMS buddies "Are you SURE you could come in?  I need SOMEBODY with a damn brain to have my back."
Title: Re: Where Can I Get An Application ?
Post by: ellis4538 on April 29, 2012, 05:22:51 PM
None of us could get in!  We are on someone's "Watch List" for being on a "Gun Forum"!!!!!!

Richard
Title: Re: Where Can I Get An Application ?
Post by: alfsauve on April 30, 2012, 05:20:59 AM


This is a GUN FORUM?


Title: Re: Where Can I Get An Application ?
Post by: philw on April 30, 2012, 05:24:29 AM

This is a GUN FORUM?




wow I was just wondering the same thing...
Title: Re: Where Can I Get An Application ?
Post by: Pathfinder on April 30, 2012, 06:35:53 AM

This is a GUN FORUM?


Well, yeah, supposedly. After we diss FQ and TAB, deal with a couple of Aussies extolling the virtues of Fosters (or not), ogle women, talk about motorcycles, discuss various recipes for this and that, tell jokes (mostly juvenile, but who cares?), look at dogs, ogle women, talk about cats, trash Ron Paul trolls, sing songs, ogle women, and drool over fedoras, yeah, the odd gun thread has been known to pop up. Or so they tell me.  ;)

BTW, we ogle women too.
Title: Re: Where Can I Get An Application ?
Post by: philw on April 30, 2012, 07:12:24 AM
Well, yeah, supposedly. After we diss FQ and TAB, deal with a couple of Aussies extolling the virtues of Fosters (or not), ogle women, talk about motorcycles, discuss various recipes for this and that, tell jokes (mostly juvenile, but who cares?), look at dogs, ogle women, talk about cats, trash Ron Paul trolls, sing songs, ogle women, and drool over fedoras, yeah, the odd gun thread has been known to pop up. Or so they tell me.  ;)


really  have we not taught you anything !!

Fosters is not what we call Beer... 
for those playing at home and want a good beer look at a Cascade or Coopers at least!!

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BTW, we ogle women too.
(http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0911/beer-holding-beer-boobs-woman-grope-fosters-demotivational-poster-1257826195.jpg)  that is what Fosters is used for ;)
Title: Re: Where Can I Get An Application ?
Post by: jnevis on April 30, 2012, 08:13:23 AM
Fosters=Coors Light=piss
Title: Re: Where Can I Get An Application ?
Post by: sledgemeister on April 30, 2012, 08:38:45 AM
sheesh I thought we would have been around long enough to be honorary seppos  ;D
Title: Re: Where Can I Get An Application ?
Post by: Timothy on April 30, 2012, 08:40:46 AM
sheesh I thought we would have been around long enough to be honorary seppos  ;D


You have but on occasion, you need to use real words... ;D

(for the rest, seppos = yankee)
Title: Re: Where Can I Get An Application ?
Post by: JC5123 on April 30, 2012, 09:06:42 AM
sheesh I thought we would have been around long enough to be honorary seppos  ;D


You may want to re-think that, we've screwed things up so bad here that even the Mexicans are leaving. And if it's better across the southern border........well.
Title: Re: Where Can I Get An Application ?
Post by: Timothy on April 30, 2012, 11:51:14 AM
You may want to re-think that, we've they've screwed things up so bad here that even the Mexicans are leaving. And if it's better across the southern border........well.

Fixed it....

We were once a melting pot....the progressives have turned this country into a septic tank!
Title: Re: Where Can I Get An Application ?
Post by: Conagher 45 on April 30, 2012, 08:54:39 PM
Most of the ATF and SS agents are indoctrinated, hired right out of college.  They don't particularly want any of us seasoned citizens.  Might have something to do with being able to think for ourselves. 


Don't be feeling sorry for those agents who were fired.   They all got jobs over at the GSA in the party uh, meeting planing department.

I was just thinking ....  you know ...... Strippers  .....  Beer  ....  Government pay check and retirement benefits  ..... of course its all fun and games unitil some one screws it up for everyone.   ;D