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Title: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: TAB on April 11, 2008, 04:58:22 PM
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l51/meltep/lostcat.jpg)


Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: ericire12 on April 11, 2008, 05:39:49 PM
No, this is his cat:

(http://www.askaninja.com/system/files/images/cat+sniper.preview.jpg)
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 11, 2008, 05:45:44 PM
A dang Possum .. (http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/grind.gif)
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: ericire12 on April 11, 2008, 05:47:22 PM
Actually, this is the best "Lost" poster I've ever seen:

(http://blog.petaflop.de/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/reward-gun-lost-at-mcdonalds-search-flyer-pole-belohnung-verloren-such-zettel-pistole-schusswaffe-bei-mast-oklahoma-city-ok-usa-dscn7394.jpg)

Its from some German bloggers who traveled through Oklahoma City this fall.
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: DDMac on April 11, 2008, 08:42:17 PM
Yea, like someone who found it reads english. :P
Mac.
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: gunman1911 on April 11, 2008, 09:50:46 PM
Might as well put him in a coma for as long as that dream is going to last.
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Hazcat on April 11, 2008, 09:56:46 PM
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l51/meltep/lostcat.jpg)




Used my Single Six on one of those buggers, too!  Possums are just NASTY, UGLY damn things!

Oh And TAB,

My Handsome Boy picked this smilie especially for you.







(http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/sauer/angry-smiley-002.gif)
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: gunman1911 on April 11, 2008, 10:07:41 PM
Everbody knows that Haz'z cat is smarter than that after all look who he picked as a pet.( sorry guy just could not resist)
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Hazcat on April 11, 2008, 10:08:41 PM
Everbody knows that Haz'z cat is smarter than that after all look who he picked as a pet.( sorry guy just could not resist)

Dogs have owners, Cats have staff! ;D
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 11, 2008, 10:10:41 PM
Used my Single Six on one of those buggers, too!  Possums are just NASTY, UGLY damn things!

Oh And TAB,

My Handsome Boy picked this smilie especially for you.

(http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/sauer/angry-smiley-002.gif)



Now Haz.. that wasn't a very nice thing to do to Tab.(http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/nono.gif)
 Maybe he didn't know it wasn't your handsome boy on the poster..  ;D
You apologize this instant!....


Obvioulsy SOMEONE didn't know it wasn't a cat.
 Jeeeze.. can you honestly imagine trying to pick up one of those hissing biting little bas*****?

And the not housebroken part? hahahaha   :D

I suppose that there ARE people that dumb running loose. LOL LOL

Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 11, 2008, 10:11:53 PM
Dogs have owners, Cats have staff! ;D

There is no such thing as a "domesticated" cat   ;D
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Rastus on April 11, 2008, 10:20:25 PM
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l51/meltep/lostcat.jpg)

Not much of a pelt on that ugly cat....I like the fluffy ones with the blue eyes...they have nice pelts and make nice looking fanny packs for carry.

Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Hazcat on April 11, 2008, 10:23:00 PM
Not much of a pelt on that ugly cat....I like the fluffy ones with the blue eyes...they have nice pelts and make nice looking fanny packs for carry.



(http://www.mazeguy.net/angry/hissyfit.gif)M'ETTE!!

They're asking for it!!(http://www.mazeguy.net/angry/punch.gif)
Title: Re: Hazmat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: gunman1911 on April 11, 2008, 10:32:33 PM
Not much of a pelt on that ugly cat....I like the fluffy ones with the blue eyes...they have nice pelts and make nice looking fanny packs for carry.



 Their pretty easy to tree too.
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Hazcat on April 11, 2008, 10:34:15 PM
Their pretty easy to tree too.

OOOOOOHHHH!!!! (http://www.mazeguy.net/angry/fiery.gif)
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Rastus on April 11, 2008, 10:46:06 PM
Dang...how do yo post pictures on this thing?
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 11, 2008, 10:55:35 PM
Dang...how do yo post pictures on this thing?


I go through Photobucket, I got the link from another thread here
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: DDMac on April 12, 2008, 06:18:25 AM
Bad to worse in a hurry. Where's my helmet? :o
Mac.
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Lucas on April 12, 2008, 12:22:22 PM
Im not sure you'all realize how much Haz loves his cat,  and how much time he spends with his guns ;D
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 12, 2008, 12:24:18 PM
Im not sure you'all realize how much Haz loves his cat,  and how much time he spends with his guns ;D

I hope theres more than 6 of you picking on him, He's probably pretty good with that Redhawk.  ;D
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 12, 2008, 12:48:52 PM
yep.. I think we are squeezing his collar a bit tight..
and you all better put on full gear if you wanna play with him after these posts..  :o

Okay Haz.. You don't have to apologize... They're being mean to you and your handsome boy...

And when Haz comes after you all.. don''t come crying to me..


(http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/talk2hand.gif)

Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: DDMac on April 12, 2008, 03:00:00 PM
""There is no such thing as a "domesticated" cat"" ??????   

There's no such thing as a "domesticated" gun enthusiast. Everyone I have read here, with maybe one or two exceptions, has a whole lot more feline than canine traits. Self reliant, resourceful, fiesty, ready for trouble..., shred your spleen if you screw with me attitude. Bet you don't go fetch either, unless there is something REALLY good in it for you.

Yep, you are all Cat People, just in denial!

Don't believe me? Check your pocket. Got something sharp in there??

Yep, you are part CAT !! ;D

Mac
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 12, 2008, 03:02:46 PM
""There is no such thing as a "domesticated" cat"" ??????  

There's no such thing as a "domesticated" gun enthusiast. Everyone I have read here, with maybe one or two exceptions, has a whole lot more feline than canine traits. Self reliant, resourceful, fiesty, ready for trouble..., shred your spleen if you screw with me attitude. Bet you don't go fetch either, unless there is something REALLY good in it for you.

Yep, you are all Cat People, just in denial!

Don't believe me? Check your pocket. Got something sharp in there??

Yep, you are part CAT !! ;D

Mac


Got me Mac  ;D   Swiss Army knife  ;D
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: DDMac on April 12, 2008, 04:23:01 PM
See? Cats got folders. ;D
Mac.
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Pathfinder on April 12, 2008, 04:40:10 PM
""There is no such thing as a "domesticated" cat"" ??????   

There's no such thing as a "domesticated" gun enthusiast. Everyone I have read here, with maybe one or two exceptions, has a whole lot more feline than canine traits. Self reliant, resourceful, fiesty, ready for trouble..., shred your spleen if you screw with me attitude. Bet you don't go fetch either, unless there is something REALLY good in it for you.

Yep, you are all Cat People, just in denial!

Don't believe me? Check your pocket. Got something sharp in there??

Yep, you are part CAT !! ;D

Mac

Kershaw folder
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: DDMac on April 12, 2008, 06:53:59 PM
Very nice claws. ;)
Mac.
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Lucas on April 12, 2008, 08:24:12 PM
Ken Onion Kershaw "Leek"
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Hazcat on April 12, 2008, 10:19:40 PM
Apologies are in order as you really don't want to make me any more mad!

If ya don't believe, I will be happy to post targets!


And as that old truism goes " I've killed better men than you."




SO... Wanna play so more??....



Or do ya wanna ask forgiveness?
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Rastus on April 12, 2008, 10:59:01 PM
Apologies are in order as you really don't want to make me any more mad!

If ya don't believe, I will be happy to post targets!

And as that old truism goes " I've killed better men than you."

SO... Wanna play so more??....

Or do ya wanna ask forgiveness?

OK...OK...we're sorry.  So, uh...if I ask for forgiveness....do I have to give up that Feline Furr Fanny Pack I got from old blue eyes?

Woof.   Woof.
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Pathfinder on April 13, 2008, 07:49:34 AM
Apologies are in order as you really don't want to make me any more mad!

If ya don't believe, I will be happy to post targets!


And as that old truism goes " I've killed better men than you."

SO... Wanna play so more??....

Or do ya wanna ask forgiveness?


"It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees."

I ask forgiveness of no man - or cat.

I am a sheepdog!
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Neon Knight Anubis on April 13, 2008, 07:54:49 AM
IBTS (In before the slaughter)

Nice knowin' ya'll! Ja ne!
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 13, 2008, 08:18:28 AM
WOW Haz, looks like they are making up for the good wishes on Monday ;D
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Hazcat on April 13, 2008, 08:29:04 AM
OK, ya wanna play rough do ya?

Well I got just the thing for ya.  Here's a vid of a couple of guys doing a demo on my new gun.

http://www.biggerhammer.net/videos/birdman_nuke50.mov
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 13, 2008, 08:43:02 AM
OK, ya wanna play rough do ya?

Well I got just the thing for ya.  Here's a vid of a couple of guys doing a demo on my new gun.

http://www.biggerhammer.net/videos/birdman_nuke50.mov


Can you get that in a revolver. ;D
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: TAB on April 13, 2008, 08:46:57 AM
Come and get me haz...

 I'm ready for you...


(http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Sorry_Babe.jpg)




 ;D
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 13, 2008, 08:48:53 AM
OK, ya wanna play rough do ya?

Well I got just the thing for ya.  Here's a vid of a couple of guys doing a demo on my new gun.

http://www.biggerhammer.net/videos/birdman_nuke50.mov


Come and get me haz...

 I'm ready for you...


(http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Sorry_Babe.jpg)

 ;D





FIGHT, FIGHT   !
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Hazcat on April 13, 2008, 08:50:06 AM
Hey, I've also got this as a back up.

(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/Guns/AssaultWeapon-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hazmat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: gunman1911 on April 13, 2008, 08:50:51 AM
OK, ya wanna play rough do ya?

Well I got just the thing for ya.  Here's a video of a couple of guys doing a demo on my new gun.

http://www.biggerhammer.net/videos/birdman_nuke50.mov
Well as usual my slow a** dial up will not down load ,but I still  ain't a feared, after all its just in fun. Now who  besides  Haz did not at least laugh a little. Tell the truth.
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Hazcat on April 13, 2008, 08:53:22 AM
And if I need it there is always this.

(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/Guns/swissarmyar.jpg)
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: TAB on April 13, 2008, 08:54:58 AM
here is my back up


(http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/fatsoldierchick.jpg)
Title: Re: Hazmat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: gunman1911 on April 13, 2008, 08:55:38 AM
Hey, I've also got this as a back up.

(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/Guns/AssaultWeapon-1.jpg)

Is that all you got hell I've got friends with real artillery!
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: gunman1911 on April 13, 2008, 08:58:20 AM
here is my back up

Haz ol buddy I think TAB's got ya!Even that sacred the begebes out of me!


(http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/fatsoldierchick.jpg)
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 13, 2008, 09:08:38 AM
Talk about an "Arms race" this is escalating into some thing FRIGHTFUL., But I don't think ugly will with stand the "Atomic .50"
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Neon Knight Anubis on April 13, 2008, 09:21:34 AM
Ugh, and I thought this thread couldn't get any uglier.
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 13, 2008, 09:35:16 AM
Ugh, and I thought this thread couldn't get any uglier.

Never underestimate the depths men can sink to   ;D
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: TAB on April 13, 2008, 09:36:40 AM
Ugh, and I thought this thread couldn't get any uglier.

Trust me... It can get alot worse...
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Neon Knight Anubis on April 13, 2008, 09:37:56 AM
Spoke too soon?
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 13, 2008, 10:04:00 AM
Trust me... It can get alot worse...




NKA and I are getting grossed out in the cross fire
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 13, 2008, 10:18:55 AM


NKA and I are getting grossed out in the cross fire

YOU!!!!  Whadda ya think about me??!??! (http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/sick.gif)
Glad I was  around a whole bunch of country rednecks most of my life ..or I would be in a heap of hurt in here. LOL

But NOTHING.. and I repeat scares me as bad as having to look at Tab's honey..
YYuuuuck.. makes me want to go back to (http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/Smoker.gif) & (http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/drinkers.gif)
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: TAB on April 13, 2008, 10:26:56 AM
YOU!!!!  Whadda ya think about me??!??! (http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/sick.gif)
Glad I was  around a whole bunch of country rednecks most of my life ..or I would be in a heap of hurt in here. LOL

But NOTHING.. and I repeat scares me as bad as having to look at Tab's honey..
YYuuuuck.. makes me want to go back to (http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/Smoker.gif) & (http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/drinkers.gif)


Trust me, there is alot worse out there... 



remind me to tell you the pretzel hold joke one of these days...  its not very funny, but the story that goes along with it is... well lets just say distrubing.
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 13, 2008, 10:34:34 AM
I'll remind you to NOT tell me that.. as I have already heard it.. And I don't want the visual ever again..
hahaha
Title: Re: Hazmat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: gunman1911 on April 13, 2008, 11:00:15 AM
here is my back up


(http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/fatsoldierchick.jpg)
Seeming I could not get the down load is this the end result of the atomic.50? And to use it against the creator? That's bad I mean really bad! But it reall puts one over the atomic .50
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: DDMac on April 13, 2008, 12:38:20 PM
Hey Haz. Just let the dogs be...
I'm afraid the next picture will be of her giant MASTIFF !!! :o
Mac. 
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Pathfinder on April 13, 2008, 01:27:24 PM
Come and get me haz...

 I'm ready for you...


(http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Sorry_Babe.jpg)

 ;D


Hoo, boy. Anyone wanna take a bet he's never been laid?
Title: Re: Hazmat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Pathfinder on April 13, 2008, 01:30:35 PM
Well as usual my slow a** dial up will not down load ,but I still  ain't a feared, after all its just in fun. Now who  besides  Haz did not at least laugh a little. Tell the truth.

Still laughing. I like the way the bomb cauterized the wound so even though Hans' arm was blown off, there's little or no actual blood. Very cool.
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Pathfinder on April 13, 2008, 01:31:22 PM
Talk about an "Arms race" this is escalating into some thing FRIGHTFUL., But I don't think ugly will with stand the "Atomic .50"

Frightful ain't the word for it.
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Rastus on April 13, 2008, 05:45:43 PM
TAB....talk about drop the hammer.  That was uncalled for...you have escalated this to the point of no control...I fear the reprisals to come!

All of this over some ugly cat with a long nose.....
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 13, 2008, 06:33:34 PM
ahhhhhhhhhh...Rastus??

(http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/3.gif)

now I am going to have to step in here so Haz has someone on his side...
 (((And I can shoot a hole through a penny at 10 paces..  ;) ;) )))

Stretch is NOT ugly and his nose is just beautiful. And Haz loves him....
So you need to play nice.
Remember.. if you can't say something nice about someones cat.. then don't say anything at all. :-X

 

(http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/152.gif)



Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 13, 2008, 06:38:07 PM
TAB....talk about drop the hammer.  That was uncalled for...you have escalated this to the point of no control...I fear the reprisals to come!

All of this over some ugly cat with a long nose.....

ahhhhhhhhhh...Rastus??

(http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/3.gif)

now I am going to have to step in here so Haz has someone on his side...
 (((And I can shoot a hole through a penny at 10 paces..  ;) ;) )))

Stretch is NOT ugly and his nose is just beautiful. And Haz loves him....
So you need to play nice.
Remember.. if you can't say something nice about someones cat.. then don't say anything at all. :-X

 

(http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/152.gif)




M'ette, Rastus wasn't talking about Strech, Remember,




Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Rastus on April 13, 2008, 06:50:35 PM
Yeah...what Tom said.  So I guess the Persian fur fanny pack has to go, eh?
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 13, 2008, 07:06:10 PM


M'ette, Rastus wasn't talking about Strech, Remember,


Am I a natural blond? huh? (((Wait just a minute and let me take a peek.. )))
Yep.. I shore am.. (http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/Giggles.gif)

So...okay.. I don't get it!  ???
(God, I hate to admit that... ::)

Who is the ugly cat with the long nose? 
I have a real weird feeling that I missed something in the translation ..and that I am going to have to backtrack everything I said.. and I'm not going to get to send anyone to the corner or be the boss of anyone !! (http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/7.gif)

So?? anyone want to whisper to me real quiet like what I missed.. so I am not totally  ::) a public dumb ass?

Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: DDMac on April 13, 2008, 08:17:19 PM
Well, Rastus, no sense wasting a good fanny pack. Try cinching up the belt, putting it over your ears, and going Trick or Treating as RUTHERFORD B. HAYES! ;D

(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj211/DMACK_2008/rutherfordhayes.jpg)

My three cats have a pet Chow dog. My Chow has three pet cats. They all hang out together, sort of like we do.

 Lets all go shoot guns.

Mac.
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Rastus on April 13, 2008, 08:33:39 PM
Well...I think it was TAB who started all of this....shame on you TAB....got me in all kinds of trouble and all I did wa show up.... ::)
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 13, 2008, 08:52:21 PM
Well...I think it was TAB who started all of this....shame on you TAB....got me in all kinds of trouble and all I did wa show up.... ::)

Ohhhh for the love of Pete!! You have been hanging around Hazcat waaaaayyy too long.. You are starting to sound like him when he is caught with his tail in the wringer..  ::)    ;D
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 14, 2008, 12:27:26 AM
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l51/meltep/lostcat.jpg)



                                                    Definitly not Strech
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Neon Knight Anubis on April 14, 2008, 12:59:25 AM
God I love this place, with all the love goin' around it feels like home.  ;D
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: jaybet on April 14, 2008, 06:49:31 AM
Hey Tomobogan, I saw that cat in one of my trash cans. I dumped him out and he just layed there like he was too full to purr.
Title: Re: Hazcat.... I think this guy found your cat.
Post by: Hazcat on April 14, 2008, 07:17:28 AM
here is my back up


(http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/fatsoldierchick.jpg)

TAB,

I can now see why you confused that ugly possum with my Handsome Boy Strech.  I'm mean your girl friend looks like Larry the Cable Guy in drag so you obviously have no taste!




;D