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Title: I'll Be There
Post by: 1Buckshot on June 07, 2012, 08:29:34 AM

Good Lord, if this is the way to get rid of these people, I'm for it....... hahahaha    ;D ::)

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY 2012

Don't forget to mark your calendars.
 As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other
 than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.

So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their

house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
 Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

 All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses
 to demonstrate their support for the women

and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists

and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God Bless America!!

P.S.
 If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing,

lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.




( Posted from a friend's email)








 



 



 



 
 
Title: Re: I'll Be There
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 07, 2012, 09:05:35 AM
Talk about your mixed blessings.
There are some around here that I'd rather have the terrorists than see them naked.
Never mind "gun control".
What we really need is common sense regulation of spandex.
Title: Re: I'll Be There
Post by: Ulmus on June 07, 2012, 09:17:14 AM
Tom, I so agree with you on this.  -shiver   ;D

I think this walk naked day has been in effect in a town of Vermont for two summers now.  They are true patriots.   :D

Title: Re: I'll Be There
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 07, 2012, 09:26:52 AM
Tom, I so agree with you on this.  -shiver   ;D

I think this walk naked day has been in effect in a town of Vermont for two summers now.  They are true patriots.   :D



I'm not to sure about that.
It was 1972 before people out numbered cows, and 1992 before any one could tell the difference.   :o

The idea of a bunch of old ex-Hippies running around in their birthday suits makes me shudder.   ;D
Title: Re: I'll Be There
Post by: Pecos Bill on June 07, 2012, 11:01:27 AM
I'm not to sure about that.
It was 1972 before people out numbered cows, and 1992 before any one could tell the difference.   :o

The idea of a bunch of old ex-Hippies running around in their birthday suits makes me shudder.   ;D

But TB, it's for the kids.

Pecos
Title: Re: I'll Be There
Post by: jnevis on June 07, 2012, 07:15:16 PM
Luckily, around here the local college has a May Day "parade"
http://www.thebaynet.com/news/index.cfm/fa/viewvideonews/story_ID/5641

Title: Re: I'll Be There
Post by: alfsauve on June 07, 2012, 09:33:46 PM
[said with much decorum]

I'm thinking somebody needs to do a full photo-journalistic-essay on this event.  The quality of which will be judged by the quantity of pictures published.

Title: Re: I'll Be There
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 08, 2012, 09:49:51 AM
[said with much decorum]

I'm thinking somebody needs to do a full photo-journalistic-essay on this event.  The quality of which will be judged by the quantity of pictures published.



Just don't let Red take them.
We might all tear out our eyeballs.   :o   ;D