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Title: Gun Orgy
Post by: SlideRacker on April 13, 2008, 10:33:06 PM
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This is what happens when you come home from work early and catch them in the act.......sure they look like nothing was going on. ....................................
Title: Re: Gun Orgy
Post by: Rastus on April 13, 2008, 11:42:50 PM
Looks like you got there just in the nick of time...I didn't see either the silicone or the RemOil out yet.
Title: Re: Gun Orgy
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 13, 2008, 11:44:46 PM
Maybe they would have had little Kel Tec's   ;D
Title: Re: Gun Orgy
Post by: CurrieS103 on April 14, 2008, 07:10:39 AM
Just when you thought you raised them right they go and do something like this.  I think at least 100 rounds each for a 1st offense is appropriate in this case.  ;D
Title: Re: Gun Orgy
Post by: Hazcat on April 14, 2008, 07:20:34 AM
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This is what happens when you come home from work early and catch them in the act.......sure they look like nothing was going on. ....................................

Slide,

It looks like yours may have been hanging out with mine (and I don't EVEN want to go there ;D )

(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/Guns/100_0769.jpg)
Title: Re: Gun Orgy
Post by: SlideRacker on April 14, 2008, 06:53:08 PM
What are we to to with the nasty things. 100 rnds each and some nitro solvent would just turn mine on.
Title: Re: Gun Orgy
Post by: ericire12 on April 14, 2008, 06:59:13 PM
Maybe they would have had little Kel Tec's   ;D

Baby Glock
Title: Re: Gun Orgy
Post by: Dougdubya on April 15, 2008, 03:24:08 PM
Hazcat, looks like you were too late for yours' hanky panky.  I see the spots on the comforter.
Title: Re: Gun Orgy
Post by: Hazcat on April 15, 2008, 05:27:08 PM
Hazcat, looks like you were too late for yours' hanky panky.  I see the spots on the comforter.

AH HA!  That's where those two .22 bolt guns came from!
Title: Re: Gun Orgy
Post by: DDMac on April 15, 2008, 05:30:08 PM
Where's the Bar-B-Que gun?? Mac.
Title: Re: Gun Orgy
Post by: Hazcat on April 15, 2008, 05:31:34 PM
Where's the Bar-B-Que gun?? Mac.

Didn't have her when that was taken.  (but if you look around on another thread you'll see two new ones!)
Title: Re: Gun Orgy
Post by: Dougdubya on April 16, 2008, 12:17:24 PM
AH HA!  That's where those two .22 bolt guns came from!

I'll adopt one... ;)
Title: Re: Gun Orgy
Post by: twyacht on April 16, 2008, 07:59:17 PM
Between the fondling (previous post) and the orgies, I came home to this,.... Don't know which one brought the handcuffs or the cat,.. HAZ? 

You can have the cat if you want she is too partial to the long guns,...

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Title: Re: Gun Orgy
Post by: twyacht on April 16, 2008, 08:02:50 PM
This might be easier. I'm still recovering
Title: Re: Gun Orgy
Post by: Hazcat on April 16, 2008, 08:45:25 PM
I'll take her!  She obviously has good taste. What's her name?
Title: Re: Gun Orgy
Post by: twyacht on April 16, 2008, 09:17:30 PM
Her name is Stretch, originally Sylvia, thought she might be a he and was a Sylvester, but after the vet confirmation, alas,..
Whenever the guns are frolicking about, she lounges and "stretches" and head butts and can't get away from them. Hence the name.

She was adopted, literally taken by the wife who fell for the old "Free Kittens To A Good Home" sign. Oh, and it was on the wrong side of town on the other side of the tracks,... Her Pedigree leaves much to be desired. But she is a true slayer of 2 mice, 1 dove, 1 mole, and 2 chickadees. Wife didn't like it but I told her It's a cat thing. 8)

When I clean my guns, she has to be RIGHT there, sticking her nose in everything, I am probably at fault for addicting her to Hoppes No. 9, and Rem Oil, although she prefers Break Free. PETA would not approve. But she loves it.

She has no class, especially hanging out with those oiled and lubed guns, but your right, she has good taste, between the 1911 or the Rem. 870 its a toss up. She's easy,..I'm sure you understand,.....   It's a cat thing... ;D

Great post!





Title: Re: Gun Orgy
Post by: Hazcat on April 17, 2008, 06:11:44 AM
Her name is Stretch, originally Sylvia, thought she might be a he and was a Sylvester, but after the vet confirmation, alas,..
Whenever the guns are frolicking about, she lounges and "stretches" and head butts and can't get away from them. Hence the name.

She was adopted, literally taken by the wife who fell for the old "Free Kittens To A Good Home" sign. Oh, and it was on the wrong side of town on the other side of the tracks,... Her Pedigree leaves much to be desired. But she is a true slayer of 2 mice, 1 dove, 1 mole, and 2 chickadees. Wife didn't like it but I told her It's a cat thing. 8)

When I clean my guns, she has to be RIGHT there, sticking her nose in everything, I am probably at fault for addicting her to Hoppes No. 9, and Rem Oil, although she prefers Break Free. PETA would not approve. But she loves it.

She has no class, especially hanging out with those oiled and lubed guns, but your right, she has good taste, between the 1911 or the Rem. 870 its a toss up. She's easy,..I'm sure you understand,.....   It's a cat thing... ;D

Great post!







OH MY!  "Strech" (my guy) and "Stretch" (your girl)!  What are the chances of two cats like that on one forum??

As far as the birdies and such, just make sure she has a bell on her collar to 'make it fare".
Title: Re: Gun Orgy
Post by: twyacht on April 17, 2008, 08:01:41 PM
Oh, after a strict scolding of 2 boxes of Federal, The M+P brought the handcuffs, the cat well, can't do anything with her, but give her some catnip from the garden and,,.. well its a cat.. ::)

The name thing is quite a coincidence, sounds like they both got a lucky draw in life, and as long as she keeps the moles out of the garden she can live quite a spoiled life.