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Title: Judge Orders Ft. Hood Shooter To Shave; The Easy Way, Or The Hard Way
Post by: twyacht on September 06, 2012, 05:33:17 PM
IMHO, I hope Hasan prefers the "hard" way.....I think an old dull straight razor, dry, no water and no shaving cream. But that's just me.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/09/06/judge-orders-fort-hood-suspect-be-clean-shaven/?test=latestnews

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FORT HOOD, Texas –  The Army psychiatrist charged in the 2009 Fort Hood shooting rampage must be clean-shaven or will be forcibly shaved before his murder trial, a military judge ordered Thursday.


Beards are a violation of Army regulations, and soldiers who disobey orders to get rid of facial hair can be shaved against their will.
Gross repeatedly has said Hasan's beard, which he started growing in jail this summer, is a disruption to the court proceedings.

More at link....

Please go the hard way....




Title: Re: Judge Orders Ft. Hood Shooter To Shave; The Easy Way, Or The Hard Way
Post by: deepwater on September 06, 2012, 08:34:44 PM
burn it off..... like some people do for pigs. or maybe some boiling water and a spoon? I'm sure we can come up with some good ideas...

Deep
Title: Re: Judge Orders Ft. Hood Shooter To Shave; The Easy Way, Or The Hard Way
Post by: Timothy on September 06, 2012, 08:53:43 PM
I agree that a crematorium would be fitting for the hair removal!  Try not to stir up the bones too much though!
Title: Re: Judge Orders Ft. Hood Shooter To Shave; The Easy Way, Or The Hard Way
Post by: fightingquaker13 on September 06, 2012, 08:57:48 PM
IMHO, I hope Hasan prefers the "hard" way.....I think an old dull straight razor, dry, no water and no shaving cream. But that's just me.




If they are shaving him dry with a straight razor lets hope they define " clean shaven" to include the Brittney Spears look and give the razor to a guy with a bad cold. "Achoo" "Oops, sorry your honor" ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Judge Orders Ft. Hood Shooter To Shave; The Easy Way, Or The Hard Way
Post by: MikeBjerum on September 06, 2012, 09:44:15 PM
That would be the Bobbitt trim  ;D
Title: Re: Judge Orders Ft. Hood Shooter To Shave; The Easy Way, Or The Hard Way
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 06, 2012, 09:49:09 PM
This is horse sh!t.
It's nothing but another excuse to delay his trial.
The DOJ has already delayed his trial 3 years because they don't want to make Obama's people look bad.
Title: Re: Judge Orders Ft. Hood Shooter To Shave; The Easy Way, Or The Hard Way
Post by: TAB on September 07, 2012, 01:05:12 AM
WAX IT! and pull off the strips slow.
Title: Re: Judge Orders Ft. Hood Shooter To Shave; The Easy Way, Or The Hard Way
Post by: lhprop1 on September 07, 2012, 10:25:56 AM
I vote for the chainsaw method.
Title: Re: Judge Orders Ft. Hood Shooter To Shave; The Easy Way, Or The Hard Way
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 07, 2012, 12:03:30 PM
I vote for the chainsaw method.

I like the way you think.  ;)   ;D
Title: Re: Judge Orders Ft. Hood Shooter To Shave; The Easy Way, Or The Hard Way
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 07, 2012, 01:01:43 PM
Are they seriously trying to tell us they can't Court Martial this mutt for multiple murders because he's out of proper uniform ?
WTF ?
Title: Re: Judge Orders Ft. Hood Shooter To Shave; The Easy Way, Or The Hard Way
Post by: jaybet on September 07, 2012, 01:41:40 PM
Seems more to me that they're saying he's a soldier and he has to live up to that commitment, whether or not he considers himself some kind of jihad ass pirate. I think they're just busting his balls.
Title: Re: Judge Orders Ft. Hood Shooter To Shave; The Easy Way, Or The Hard Way
Post by: fightingquaker13 on September 07, 2012, 06:15:08 PM
Seems more to me that they're saying he's a soldier and he has to live up to that commitment, whether or not he considers himself some kind of jihad ass pirate. I think they're just busting his balls.
No, that's for when he gets to Leavenworth. Now, they're just messing with him. ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Judge Orders Ft. Hood Shooter To Shave; The Easy Way, Or The Hard Way
Post by: 2HOW on September 08, 2012, 12:26:06 PM
I volunteer to shave the PIG , although I may slip and save the taxpayers lots of money. Besides , soldiers are not permitted beards, so why does he have one?
Title: Re: Judge Orders Ft. Hood Shooter To Shave; The Easy Way, Or The Hard Way
Post by: TAB on September 08, 2012, 12:58:57 PM
There is actually a section on how to force shave some one.  It envoles 6 men and a electric razor.   damn shame about the electric razor.
Title: Re: Judge Orders Ft. Hood Shooter To Shave; The Easy Way, Or The Hard Way
Post by: fightingquaker13 on September 08, 2012, 01:16:48 PM
There is actually a section on how to force shave some one.  It envoles 6 men and a electric razor.   damn shame about the electric razor.
Sounds like the title of a gay porno flick. Oh, wait, in a couple of months it will be a gay porno flick,  at least as far as this guy is concerned. Welcome to military prison Ali Babba! ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Judge Orders Ft. Hood Shooter To Shave; The Easy Way, Or The Hard Way
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 08, 2012, 01:23:42 PM
There is actually a section on how to force shave some one.  It envoles 6 men and a electric razor.   damn shame about the electric razor.

I actually sat on a jury back in 2003 for an inmate who was suing the Ga DOC for giving him a haircut and shave.

The thing that weighed out in the case was the fact that, by his own actions over a long period of time, he had ended up at the bottom-of-the-bottom, end of the line prison in the DOC for the "trouble" inmates that just wouldn't follow the rules and behave. The prison he was at was the one for the hard-cases and so-called tough-nuts....... and the rules were more strict on how the inmates were allowed to groom themselves. In essence, inmates were required to keep military-length hair and no facial hair (other than mustaches). This guy refused to follow the rules, but didn't seem to get the fact that his own actions, at other prisons, was what landed him there in the first place. He wouldn't voluntarily get a haircut or shave and after a few months warning, the warden had 6 DOC officers take him to the barber and had it done.

The funny thing is, he didn't physically resist, and there was no violence.......but he sued because he said that it violated his civil rights.

He didn't win.
Title: Re: Judge Orders Ft. Hood Shooter To Shave; The Easy Way, Or The Hard Way
Post by: TAB on September 08, 2012, 03:13:03 PM
The judge should have thrown it out after saying:  "you asked for it, you got."
Title: Re: Judge Orders Ft. Hood Shooter To Shave; The Easy Way, Or The Hard Way
Post by: santahog on September 09, 2012, 08:37:39 AM
We could waterboard the guy with a couple of buckets of Nair..
Title: Re: Judge Orders Ft. Hood Shooter To Shave; The Easy Way, Or The Hard Way
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