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Title: DOH! A perfect Plaxico!
Post by: fightingquaker13 on September 10, 2012, 12:47:11 PM
Only in Florida. An 18 year old pot head managed to take himself out of the gene pool with one well placed shot. Honestly, how hard is it to check the chamber? ::)
FQ13

http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/272775/58/Teen-accidentally-shoots-off-his-penis-and-testicle
Title: Re: DOH! A perfect Plaxico!
Post by: lhprop1 on September 10, 2012, 02:51:38 PM
I think this is a case of one accidental discharge preventing a future "accidental discharge" and the future of the species is better for it.
Title: Re: DOH! A perfect Plaxico!
Post by: TAB on September 10, 2012, 05:11:55 PM
I bet it was a snubby
Title: Re: DOH! A perfect Plaxico!
Post by: twyacht on September 10, 2012, 05:46:17 PM
New Gun: Good
Shoot Gun: Good
Clean Gun: Good

Clean Gun after bong hits and shoot your "junk off"?

Priceless..... :o
Title: Re: DOH! A perfect Plaxico!
Post by: Big Frank on September 10, 2012, 06:12:21 PM
I bet it was a snubby

It was after he blew the end off it.  ;D
Title: Re: DOH! A perfect Plaxico!
Post by: tt11758 on September 10, 2012, 07:16:30 PM
And now he's going off half-cocked.
Title: Re: DOH! A perfect Plaxico!
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 10, 2012, 07:59:04 PM
I bet it was a snubby

Do you mean before or after ?   ???
Title: Re: DOH! A perfect Plaxico!
Post by: Magoo541 on September 10, 2012, 08:14:45 PM
And now he's going off half-cocked.


LOL!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: DOH! A perfect Plaxico!
Post by: kmitch200 on September 10, 2012, 11:03:11 PM
There's actually no indication from the linked story that Mikey was using drugs.
Joey is the one that got busted for weed.
Mikey looks like a nice choir boy...well, a short dicked, one nutted choir boy.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: DOH! A perfect Plaxico!
Post by: lhprop1 on September 11, 2012, 08:35:06 AM
There's actually no indication from the linked story that Mikey was using drugs.
Joey is the one that got busted for weed.
Mikey looks like a nice choir boy...well, a short dicked, one nutted choir boy.  ;D ;D

Vienna Boys Choir
Title: Re: DOH! A perfect Plaxico!
Post by: JLawson on September 11, 2012, 01:09:36 PM
You know... I chuckled too when I first read the story because it's certainly fodder for many jokes.  After thinking about it for awhile, though, I started to see it as kinda sad.  Not necessarily sad because this specific kid mutilated himself, but sad because it represents a void in many kids' upbringing.

I, like most of you, learned about guns at an early age.  I have a lot of good memories of sitting with my Dad when I was very young as he cleaned his gun after a day of shooting.  You know how kids are... "What's that?", "What's that for?", "Why do you do that?"  These questions I would ask over and over but Dad always answered them patiently.  As I got older, the lessons continued with talks about gun safety and ethical hunting.  Because Dad was also a Veteran, he told stories about the guns he used in the service and what it means for Americans to have the freedom to keep and bear arms.  I understood the manual of arms for my Dad's guns before I was able to ride a bike.  The safe and disciplined handling of firearms... it was just a normal part of my upbringing.

I'm sad because too many kids today don't have a chance to learn the lessons we did.  They don't have a Dad or Grandpa that can teach them how to handle a gun safely.  Sure, we have the NRA and other hunter outreach groups offering kid's camps and such but there are still far too many young boys and girls growing up without learning the lessons that so enthralled me when I listened to my Dad.

This kid just needed a Dad like mine.


Title: Re: DOH! A perfect Plaxico!
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 11, 2012, 01:51:07 PM
 Depressing.
But true.