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Title: Not enough Excedrin in the world...
Post by: JLawson on September 27, 2012, 11:28:17 PM
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Title: Re: Not enough Excedrin in the world...
Post by: santahog on September 28, 2012, 12:24:26 AM
Class, pay attention!!! THIS IS THE 47% THAT ROMNEY WAS REFERRING TO...
Any questions? Good.. I'll expect your analysis of this on my desk in the morning..
You're dismissed..
Title: Re: Not enough Excedrin in the world...
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 28, 2012, 08:44:01 AM
I have 2 thoughts on this.

During the era of slavery a good field hand cost about $800.
Obama bought this woman for the cost of a phone, about $100.
Nice to know at least something is going down in price.

She got a new phone, America got about $7 trillion  in new debt.
That must be one hell of a phone !
Title: Re: Not enough Excedrin in the world...
Post by: JC5123 on September 28, 2012, 08:56:17 AM
I have 2 thoughts on this.

During the era of slavery a good field hand cost about $800.
Obama bought this woman for the cost of a phone, about $100.
Nice to know at least something is going down in price.


Just one correction if I may. Slaves WORK. He bought a parasite. Nothing more, and last I checked parasites were free, so he still overpaid.

Title: Re: Not enough Excedrin in the world...
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 28, 2012, 09:02:29 AM
Just one correction if I may. Slaves WORK. He bought a parasite. Nothing more, and last I checked parasites were free, so he still overpaid.

Field hands picked cotton, this one votes democrat.
Different crop, same plantation.
Title: Re: Not enough Excedrin in the world...
Post by: Jrlobo on September 28, 2012, 09:30:14 AM
You can't fight that logic unless you offer them an iPad...FREE! So let Romney offer them a free iPad (doesn't have to be an iPad3) and see where their loyalty really is. Somethin' for nuttin or ethnic prejudice.
Title: Re: Not enough Excedrin in the world...
Post by: Magoo541 on September 28, 2012, 09:32:05 AM
You can't fight that logic unless you offer them an iPad...FREE! So let Romney offer them a free iPad (doesn't have to be an iPad3) and see where their loyalty really is. Somethin' for nuttin or ethnic prejudice.

Better yet, just beat the Dems and turn off the phone (an analogy for the spigot of .gov redistrobution)!
Title: Re: Not enough Excedrin in the world...
Post by: Jrlobo on September 28, 2012, 09:42:00 AM
Magoo, I live in a BLUE state. Everyone one of us Republicans in this state could vote for Romney TWICE and he still wouldn't carry MD's electoral votes! I won't say anything about your native OR, except I went to school in Eugene...you know:
There once was a man from Eugene,
who invented a sex machine,
concave or convex,
it would screw either sex,
but oh what a bastard to clean!

Hmmm, a free sex machine. Just think how many fatherless children that would prevent!
Title: Re: Not enough Excedrin in the world...
Post by: jnevis on September 28, 2012, 11:03:21 AM
Magoo, I live in a BLUE state. Everyone one of us Republicans in this state could vote for Romney TWICE and he still wouldn't carry MD's electoral votes!

Not as Blue as many would like you to believe though.  On a county by county map a lot of states, including MD, is fairly red but when you get to the metro areas it goes REALLY blue.  B'More, Annapolis, and PG What's PG stand for?-Pain Guarenteedcounty account for almost 1/2 the state's polpulation.  CA is ruled by LA, SD, and SF but most of the Central Valley and North of Sac are fairly conservative, and gun friendly.
Title: Re: Not enough Excedrin in the world...
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 28, 2012, 11:11:27 AM
What Jnevis says is true of most states, if not all.
Ca is a perfect example, there are really only 2 bastions of Democrats in Ca, the LA/San Diego area, and the SF Bay area. maybe 10% of the area of the state, but they contain about 3/4 of the population.
Title: Re: Not enough Excedrin in the world...
Post by: BBJohnnyT on September 28, 2012, 11:31:10 AM
It's just bread and circus for the populous.
Title: Re: Not enough Excedrin in the world...
Post by: Magoo541 on September 28, 2012, 02:37:11 PM
Magoo, I live in a BLUE state. Everyone one of us Republicans in this state could vote for Romney TWICE and he still wouldn't carry MD's electoral votes! I won't say anything about your native OR, except I went to school in Eugene...you know:
There once was a man from Eugene,
who invented a sex machine,
concave or convex,
it would screw either sex,
but oh what a bastard to clean!

Hmmm, a free sex machine. Just think how many fatherless children that would prevent!

I live just 40 miles up I-5 from Eugene and have yet to find a need to go there.  There is a new Cabela's but that isn't quite enough. 

If we could just get a sex machine cheap enough to produce with a self-cleaning function we could keep the democrat base occupied enough not to care to vote  ;D
Title: Re: Not enough Excedrin in the world...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on September 28, 2012, 02:38:42 PM
I live just 40 miles up I-5 from Eugene and have yet to find a need to go there.  There is a new Cabela's but that isn't quite enough. 

If we could just get a sex machine cheap enough to produce with a self-cleaning function we could keep the democrat base occupied enough not to care to vote  ;D
I'd be busy. But wait, I'm voting GOP this time, hold off on the rollout till after the election. ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Not enough Excedrin in the world...
Post by: jnevis on September 28, 2012, 05:55:07 PM
Fox was reporting that a few in CONgress are questioning the "Obama-Phone" program.  Although it started under Reagan in the 80s, It's nearly trippled since Obama took office.  Even Dems are asking why.  Supposedly, a Dem got a flier in the mail saying that she qualified for one.
Title: Re: Not enough Excedrin in the world...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on September 28, 2012, 06:53:41 PM
If they limited it to indigents who are either elderly or infirm, I could live with it, something to call 911 with. But seriously, a cell phone? I got along for most of my life without one (and i wish the damn things had never been invented). What's next, high speed internet and cable? Wait, forget I asked that. >:(
FQ13
Title: Re: Not enough Excedrin in the world...
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 28, 2012, 08:41:01 PM
Actually FQ, a computer and internet connection is more useful to a real job seeker than a phone since you can search for jobs on the internet, plus use it for communications.
I think they should get that instead of the phone, but with a block on the cable so no tv service.
Title: Re: Not enough Excedrin in the world...
Post by: jnevis on September 28, 2012, 08:44:46 PM
If they limited it to indigents who are either elderly or infirm, I could live with it, something to call 911 with. But seriously, a cell phone? I got along for most of my life without one (and i wish the damn things had never been invented). What's next, high speed internet and cable? Wait, forget I asked that. >:(
FQ13

"But I need it to look for a job,if I wanted to look for one".

People have stopped getting landlines and so a cell phone is appropriate.  I would only program them to call 911 and that's IT.

 Internet is getting to be ALMOST a requirement.  The oldest is job searching and no one will accept a hand written resume/application anymore.  It all has to be done online so a computer can scan it for keywords before tossing it in the circular file.  That said the library and unemployment office has computers free of charge.
Title: Re: Not enough Excedrin in the world...
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 28, 2012, 08:58:04 PM
And printers and copiers.
Title: Re: Not enough Excedrin in the world...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on September 28, 2012, 09:36:40 PM
Actually FQ, a computer and internet connection is more useful to a real job seeker than a phone since you can search for jobs on the internet, plus use it for communications.
I think they should get that instead of the phone, but with a block on the cable so no tv service.
As for internet? We have these nifty things called librarys where you can log on for free. Now maybe in rural areas, but as far as cities with bus service? I say nyet tovarich.
FQ
Title: Re: Not enough Excedrin in the world...
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 28, 2012, 10:04:33 PM
Do put to much faith in bus service FQ, we got crap for service here, but even in Ca they would take you all the way around the bay.
But they did not start early enough to get to work for 1st shift, and they did not run late enough to get home from 2nd shift.
Title: Re: Not enough Excedrin in the world...
Post by: santahog on September 29, 2012, 07:05:39 PM
As for GOPhones, she and her ilk would look at as sticking it to the man, and vote Dem anyway, like a brainwashed hooker loyal to her pimp.
Using the computers at the "liberry", would you want to touch the keyboard after waiting for the guy to get his rocks off and surrender the connection? Ever watch "that guy"? Ever work with "that guy"? I have.. It's the same guy who copies his face with his eyes open, and leaves his face sweat on the glass..