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Title: I'm going to ask the missus for a bottle of this for Christmas...
Post by: Bic on October 01, 2012, 08:51:08 PM
...http://dailycaller.com/2012/10/01/german-liquor-company-pours-its-alcohol-down-models-bare-breasts-before-bottling/



I may end up wearing it....but that would be OK too :)


MP
Title: Re: I'm going to ask the missus for a bottle of this for Christmas...
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 01, 2012, 09:09:16 PM
...http://dailycaller.com/2012/10/01/german-liquor-company-pours-its-alcohol-down-models-bare-breasts-before-bottling/



I may end up wearing it....but that would be OK too :)


MP

Not if it's still in the bottle .   ;D
Title: Re: I'm going to ask the missus for a bottle of this for Christmas...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on October 01, 2012, 10:43:28 PM
...http://dailycaller.com/2012/10/01/german-liquor-company-pours-its-alcohol-down-models-bare-breasts-before-bottling/



I may end up wearing it....but that would be OK too :)


MP
Oh for Gods sake, just drive the 45 miles into Austin and pay some sorority bimbo $20 and a case of light beer and use the booze of your choice. You'll save money, have fun and have no shortage of takers. ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: I'm going to ask the missus for a bottle of this for Christmas...
Post by: billt on October 02, 2012, 09:31:12 AM
Good marketing ploy, except you don't know what kind of "model" they're using. She might be an out of work Lane Bryant gal.   :o
Title: Re: I'm going to ask the missus for a bottle of this for Christmas...
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 02, 2012, 11:15:35 AM
Booze used to wash sweat out of fat rolls.
And you actually WANT some ?

eeew   
Title: Re: I'm going to ask the missus for a bottle of this for Christmas...
Post by: Solus on October 02, 2012, 02:06:57 PM
Booze used to wash sweat out of fat rolls.
And you actually WANT some ?

eeew  

Not me!!...I want to see the breasts first.   ;D ;D
Title: Re: I'm going to ask the missus for a bottle of this for Christmas...
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 02, 2012, 02:53:55 PM
If their nice enough I won't need the booze  ;D
Title: Re: I'm going to ask the missus for a bottle of this for Christmas...
Post by: jp1 on October 02, 2012, 07:23:13 PM
Did you check out the company website? It's worth the click.  http://www.gspirits.com/
Title: Re: I'm going to ask the missus for a bottle of this for Christmas...
Post by: Solus on October 02, 2012, 07:55:19 PM
It doesn't look like any of that pouring stops at the breasts either.
Title: Re: I'm going to ask the missus for a bottle of this for Christmas...
Post by: TAB on October 03, 2012, 05:49:57 PM
A bottle of peppermint schnaps, use her navel as a ink well and your tongue as a paint brush... Well you get the idea.  Cheaper and alot more fun.
Title: Re: I'm going to ask the missus for a bottle of this for Christmas...
Post by: Timothy on October 03, 2012, 08:41:17 PM
Caveat emptor!

The booze you're paying for is not from nubile, young, enhanced, perky, taught, young breasts!

It's from fat, greasy, lard ass, beer wenches!

I'd rather lick booze from real women....my wife comes to mind and Yes!  She has the goods!
Title: Re: I'm going to ask the missus for a bottle of this for Christmas...
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 03, 2012, 10:14:37 PM
Caveat emptor!

The booze you're paying for is not from nubile, young, enhanced, perky, taught, young breasts!

It's from fat, greasy, lard ass, beer wenches!

I'd rather lick booze from real women....my wife comes to mind and Yes!  She has the goods!

Exactly, beauties become models and get photographed with colored water trickling between their breasts.
The ones that get stuffed under the still are grimy sweathogs.
Title: Re: I'm going to ask the missus for a bottle of this for Christmas...
Post by: deepwater on October 03, 2012, 11:19:41 PM
Exactly, beauties become models and get photographed with colored water trickling between their breasts.
The ones that get stuffed under the still are grimy sweathogs.
age that and you get? uhhhhhh... yuppy cocktails?
Title: Re: I'm going to ask the missus for a bottle of this for Christmas...
Post by: Solus on October 04, 2012, 11:45:46 AM
Unless there are very strong and strictly enforced Truth In Advertising laws, I doubt any one is doused at all and no one like it appears.

My guess is that if they DO have to use the models shown to meet the legal requirement,  maybe a beaker of each type is treated to the Breast Wash and then a drop from that beaker is added to every production run.

Since the drop becomes an indistinguishable part of the whole, it applies to the whole batch.

In an hours of the model's time they probably produce enough treated product to last several years production. 
Title: Re: I'm going to ask the missus for a bottle of this for Christmas...
Post by: deepwater on October 04, 2012, 06:16:49 PM
Unless there are very strong and strictly enforced Truth In Advertising laws, I doubt any one is doused at all and no one like it appears.

My guess is that if they DO have to use the models shown to meet the legal requirement,  maybe a beaker of each type is treated to the Breast Wash and then a drop from that beaker is added to every production run.

Since the drop becomes an indistinguishable part of the whole, it applies to the whole batch.

In an hours of the model's time they probably produce enough treated product to last several years production. 
HA! I bet they do!
 :D
Title: Re: I'm going to ask the missus for a bottle of this for Christmas...
Post by: Solus on October 04, 2012, 06:40:17 PM
Unless there are very strong and strictly enforced Truth In Advertising laws, I doubt any one is doused at all and no one like it appears.

My guess is that if they DO have to use the models shown to meet the legal requirement,  maybe a beaker of each type is treated to the Breast Wash and then a drop from that beaker is added to every production run.

Since the drop becomes an indistinguishable part of the whole, it applies to the whole batch.

In an hours of the model's time they probably produce enough treated product to last several years production. 

did some more thinking on this one...just for fun.

To be reasonable they would need to show that each bottle produced would have a very  high chance of containing at least one molecule of the treated fluid.

So I looked into how many molecules of water were in a drop of water.  Turns out there are a lot. 

I know this stuff isn't the same as water, so we will allow a very large margin of safety.

Say they use a drop for each million bottles.  1 million is 10 to the 6th power. 

I found that there are about 1.67 x 10 21.  That would be 21 zeros instead of the 6 on 1 million..so a large comfortable margin to insure each bottle had some molecules from the treated beverage.


Do I have to much time on my hands?  Perhaps...but we needed to know  ;D ;D ;D
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_water_molecules_are_in_one_drop_of_water
Title: Re: I'm going to ask the missus for a bottle of this for Christmas...
Post by: alfsauve on October 04, 2012, 08:08:14 PM
Archimedes was sitting in a bathtub when he had his "ah-ha" moment about density and water displacement.

So students today's question is:  In that bottle of Avion you've got in your backpack, how many molecules of that water were originally in Archimedes' bathtub?

Title: Re: I'm going to ask the missus for a bottle of this for Christmas...
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 04, 2012, 08:11:22 PM
Archimedes was sitting in a bathtub when he had his "ah-ha" moment about density and water displacement.

So students today's question is:  In that bottle of Avion you've got in your backpack, how many molecules of that water were originally in Archimedes' bathtub?

Eureka !
I don't know but it's all recycled dinosaur p!ss.   ;D
Title: Re: I'm going to ask the missus for a bottle of this for Christmas...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on October 04, 2012, 10:20:17 PM
This one needs a theme song!.
FQ
 Good luck to the barley 'mow.