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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: fightingquaker13 on October 11, 2012, 12:10:01 AM
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Sad news for the board folks, it appears our own beloved rabbit has revealed his dark side. Its not his fault, its just Florida, there's something in the water. :'( ;D
Here's the head line:
MYSTERY MONKEY OF TAMPA BAY ATTACKS ELDERLY WOMAN ROFLMAO ;D
Here's the article below. I swear folks, you can't make this stuff up. I mean, you'd think one absurd story about Florida per week would be enough, but apparently not.
http://www.wtsp.com/news/topstories/article/277616/250/Mystery-monkey-of-Tampa-Bay-attacks-elderly-woman
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Somebody will shoot that varmint someday, and the whole of the Tampa bay area will be ready to tar and feather the guy who finally does..
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Sad news for the board folks, it appears our own beloved rabbit has revealed his dark side. Its not his fault, its just Florida, there's something in the water. :'( ;D
Here's the head line:
MYSTERY MONKEY OF TAMPA BAY ATTACKS ELDERLY WOMAN ROFLMAO ;D
Apparently the Quaker hasn't learned his animals, yet.
FWIW (but it's tough to teach an academic anything): The cow goes "mooo," the piggy goes "oink-oink," the doggy goes "arf-arf-arf."
This Rabbit is here for you, Quaker. The first step is just admitting you need help.
Crusader Rabbit
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Doth the bunny protest too much? ;D Seriously, is the city on lockdown now? Troops in the streets or have the
bunny, sorry, monkey, huggers intervened? To me, this seems like an easily solved problem, but with those jackasses, you'd probably be looking at life in prison for just capping the thing.
FQ
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Ah, this may be a case of the elusive Florida swamp monkeybunny.
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Just to clarify...Evil Bunnies...
The Solution to Evil Bunny!
Get it right Professor!
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Sylvilagus Floridanus....... OR ........ Sylvilagus Aquaticus??
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
**Edited for accuracy.
P.S. Thanks MKM.
;D ;) ;D
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Sylvilagus Floridanus....... OR ........ Sylvilagus Aquaticus??
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Although Eastern cottontail has the Florida name, I would go with swamp rabbit.
As a side note, scentific names should be written in italics.
P.S. I didn't have to look those up. ;)
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Although Eastern cottontail has the Florida name, I would go with swamp rabbit.
As a side note, scentific names should be written in italics.
P.S. I didn't have to look those up. ;)
Yes, swamp rabbit has a ring to it. ;)
P.S. I'll send ya a box of Cap'n Crunch. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Although Eastern cottontail has the Florida name, I would go with swamp rabbit.
As a side note, scentific names should be written in italics.
P.S. I didn't have to look those up. ;)
Attackus Badazz Rabbitus to be absolutely correct. But I like Swamp Rabbit, it does have a nice ring.
Crusader