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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: TAB on October 14, 2012, 07:05:00 PM
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any ideas for what to be for halloween? Going to a huge party and need ideas, its still up in the air rather or not my wife is going. ( she is on call which means she will have to go in to fix the drunk idiots that hurt thenselfs.)
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something really scarey... Wear an Obama mask and the mock up a presidential podium like he is giving his re-inaugration address. :o
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Here's a good idea.
How many morons do you think this is going to get shot?
Otherwise, you could show up naked on roller skates - tell people you are a pull toy.
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From Ichi's vid: "Are you afraid of me now?"
No, I'm not...I wasn't afraid of you before either but now I'm wondering why you're trying to conceal your face.
Just ignore the empty hand I've casually put near my waist or in my pocket.
Tab - Got a ghillie suit?
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Here's a good idea.
How many morons do you think this is going to get shot?
Otherwise, you could show up naked on roller skates - tell people you are a pull toy.
Nah, I'm not afraid of you.
I can shoot you through the pocket my hand is in.
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A friend came up with a kickass costume a few years back. He put a bandanna on his head, wore a plastic sword and wrote 40 on one of the lenses of his glasses. It was of course, "A Pirate Looks at 40". Maybe its a Florida thing, but people were cracking up and it set hum back about five bucks. OTOH, staying with the Florida theme, you could buy a rubber snake and a few plastic roaches. ;D
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THere was a guy a few years ago that had on football pads and a helmet with a dildo on top... He was a cock blocker. there were women jacking off that dildo non stop.
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THere was a guy a few years ago that had on football pads and a helmet with a dildo on top... He was a cock blocker. there were women jacking off that dildo non stop.
Gives new meaning to the term "giving head". ;D
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or stroking ones ego.
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Here's a good idea.
How many morons do you think this is going to get shot?
Not enough? :o
FQ
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Here's a mask from 'shopping Dead' related to The Walking Dead show.
$26 bucks and only one left in stock.
http://www.amazon.com/Rubies-Costume-Co-Walking-Screaming/dp/B004YAROJ2/ref=sr_1
_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1350275636&sr=8-2&keywords=rubies+the+walking+dead+costumes (http://www.amazon.com/Rubies-Costume-Co-Walking-Screaming/dp/B004YAROJ2/ref=sr_1
_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1350275636&sr=8-2&keywords=rubies+the+walking+dead+costumes)
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Cut out paper numbers and tape them all over you. You are "someone they can COUNT on"! Or maybe get an old t shirt and pom poms and write "Go Ceiling, fight ceiling, win ceiling " all over the t shirt and you are a "Ceiling Fan"! Easy and cheap.
FWIW
Richard
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Go as a Utility Bill.... not to many things scarier than one of those these days ;D ;D
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Go as a Utility Bill.... not to many things scarier than one of those these days ;D ;D
Well, maybe a gas bill. Go with poster board with $5.00 a gallon written on it. That should work.
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something really scarey... Wear an Obama mask and the mock up a presidential podium like he is giving his re-inaugration address. :o
He's in Kalifornia. Nobody would get the terror.
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Little known fact, I met obama before he became the pous. I remodeled a dcn building here in town during the campign for his election. thier money was green, thats the only thing I carred about :)
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What does POUS stand for?
Piece Of Unqualified Shit?
;D
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What does POUS stand for?
Piece Of Unqualified Shit?
;D
I think it's French for puss
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any ideas for what to be for halloween? Going to a huge party and need ideas, its still up in the air rather or not my wife is going. ( she is on call which means she will have to go in to fix the drunk idiots that hurt thenselfs.)
Have your wife go as the Grim Reaper. That might sober up some of the assholes who see her standing over their gurney in the ER. ;D
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something really scarey... Wear an Obama mask and the mock up a presidential podium like he is giving his re-inaugration address. :o
Don't forget the teleprompter.
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Go as a Utility Bill.... not to many things scarier than one of those these days ;D ;D
IRS Agent?
;)
I think it's French for puss
Classic.... made me snicker a bit. ;D ;D
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camo pants,beanie, and beard
(http://www.aetv.com/duck-dynasty/images/meet-family/jase-robertson-profile.jpg)
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And an axe, gotta have an axe.
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camo pants,beanie, and beard
(http://www.aetv.com/duck-dynasty/images/meet-family/jase-robertson-profile.jpg)
And an axe, gotta have an axe.
Clearly, Tom does not have a tv (Yes, we know you don't.). That fellow is the millionaire CEO of Duck Commander.
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Clearly, Tom does not have a tv (Yes, we know you don't.). That fellow is the millionaire CEO of Duck Commander.
Actually, correct about the millionaire part....but that one in the pic is Jase, the older brother of Willie. Willie is the current CEO....... but hey, they all look alike. ;D
I guess I could go as either for Halloween...... I got the beard-thing down already......just need the money. ;D ;D ;D ;D
http://www.duckcommander.com/duckmen/
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Actually, correct about the millionaire part....but that one in the pic is Jase, the older brother of Willie. Willie is the current CEO....... but hey, they all look alike. ;D
I guess I could go as either for Halloween...... I got the beard-thing down already......just need the money. ;D ;D ;D ;D
http://www.duckcommander.com/duckmen/
I should have realized that when I didn't spot a bandana, but, for some reason, I just figured Willie would be the one posted. Personally, I think Tom would be more suited as Uncle Si ;), but we're supposed to be helping TAB not Tom.
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I should have realized that when I didn't spot a bandana, but, for some reason, I just figured Willie would be the one posted. Personally, I think Tom would be more suited as Uncle Si ;), but we're supposed to be helping TAB not Tom.
Now that is classic. ;D
Would it be racist to call him "Uncle Tom"?? :o
TAB could go as the one brother who doesn't have a beard (he's the minister). ;D
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Now that is classic. ;D
Would it be racist to call him "Uncle Tom"?? :o
TAB could go as the one brother who doesn't have a beard (he's the minister). ;D
Even my nieces and nephews don't call me that.
Not that I've ever met any of the little bastards.
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Even my nieces and nephews don't call me that.
Not that I've ever met any of the little bastards.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Even my nieces and nephews don't call me that.
Not that I've ever met any of the little bastards.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
That brings to mind a couple of quotes from W.C. Fields
"Any man who hates dogs and small children can't be all bad."
"King Herod was a wise man only no one knew it at the time."
;D
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Oh, I've got nothing against any of them, it's just that my 1/2 brother is an irresponsible ass, they are mostly, if not all bar sinister bastards.