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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: fatbaldguy on October 19, 2012, 12:28:22 PM
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http://donthavemustget.com/top-20-manliest-stuff-on-earth.html
really like the Ma Deuce option
Title edited, cause I cain't spell
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The Ma Deuce, the chainsaw, and the monster truck are about the only 3 manly things on that list.
They have f'ing candles on there! Unless their scented like WD40 (which may pose a serious fire hazard), they aren't manly.
A ninja sword? It might be 'manly' if you're a nerd who thinks shit like that is manly. How's about a good ol' KA-BAR.
120 lb dumbbells? I throw my 120's at the neighbor's cat when it climbs up on my roof. Maybe if you're a 12 year old girl, they're manly.
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The Ma Deuce, the chainsaw, and the monster truck are about the only 3 manly things on that list.
They have f'ing candles on there! Unless their scented like WD40 (which may pose a serious fire hazard), they aren't manly.
A ninja sword? It might be 'manly' if you're a nerd who thinks shit like that is manly. How's about a good ol' KA-BAR.
120 lb dumbbells? I throw my 120's at the neighbor's cat when it climbs up on my roof. Maybe if you're a 12 year old girl, they're manly.
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A bunch of useless poser crap, including the chainsaw.
How about one with a 2 foot bar that you might actually use ?
Cuff links ? They go on French cuffs and real men have no use for the gay French.
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How about a top ten list on guys that should turn in their 'man card'
10 lists that tell wimps what is manly, but obviously written by someone from New York City or a woman
9 like candels, unless we are talking how bright a flashlight is the word should never enter into the conversation
8 actual finish a top ten list on why a guy should hand in their man car.
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Cigars and bourbon don't make it?
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Stuff for real men.
1 Tools
2 Guns
3 Boats
4 Boobs
5 Cars
6 Airplanes
7 Food (simple and cooked with fire )
8 Booze (home made only )
9 Explosives
10 Audio/video equipment, (strong enough to drown out the woman attached to #4 )
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Stuff for real men.
1 Tools
2 Guns
3 Boats
4 Boobs
5 Cars
6 Airplanes
7 Food (simple and cooked with fire )
8 Booze (home made only )
9 Explosives
10 Audio/video equipment, (strong enough to drown out the woman attached to #4 )
I have up close and personal relationships with each of these. For reasons of pure economics, numbers 3 and 6 are no longer in play. Number 10 has been reduced to the unit that fits in my ear, but it comes with a switch that accomplishes the same end.
To compensate, I have focused on Numbers 2 and some really excellent Number 8.
Crusader
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Sh!t, I left out knives !
Replace the Audio video stuff at number 10 with knives, silence is golden and you can use the gold to buy more of the manly stuff !
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My list!
Guns
Boobs
Knives
Booze
Beer
Boobs
Legs
Boobs
Booze
Beer
Knives
Guns
Boobs
Boobs
Boobs
Boobies
booberinos
Booby, booby, boob
Oh, and guns and knives and maybe a torque wrench...
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Don't forget Duct Tape
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Guns and knifes are both tools. then again, in my 20s boats were tools for? Getting my hands on boobs. lol ok so they still are. Only diffrence now is its only one set of boobs. I can only look at the rest.
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Somewhere there's a list of a hundred things EVERY man should be able to accomplish. I think a hundred is far, far too limiting.
Not much I can't do if'n I set my mind to it.....quantum physics or string theory might present a challenge though! I'm a classic underachiever and boobies kind of get me all tingly!!! My mind wanders!
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BOOBIES...... YAY!!!!! ;D
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Don't forget Duct Tape
And WD-40.
If it moves and it shouldn't, get the duct tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, spray it with WD-40.
That is all.
Crusader
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And WD-40.
If it moves and it shouldn't, get the duct tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, spray it with WD-40.
That is all.
Crusader
Don't forget the rubber mallet, and if all else fails, the dremel. We all own one and most of us shouldn't. ;D
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Don't forget the rubber mallet, and if all else fails, the dremel. We all own one and most of us shouldn't. ;D
Rubber Mallet??
Gimme a break. ::)
Four pound drilling hammer or nothing at all......except maybe a cross-peen....... (also a favorite of mine).... ;D
Rubber mallet.......... mallet, shmallet......
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http://donthavemustget.com/top-20-manliest-stuff-on-earth.html
really like the Ma Deuce option
Title edited, cause I cain't spell
Dang who made that list up Gay Man Monthly Magazine?
I think Tim and Crusader have it all covered in the correct order!
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Rubber Mallet??
Gimme a break. ::)
Four pound drilling hammer or nothing at all......except maybe a cross-peen....... (also a favorite of mine).... ;D
Rubber mallet.......... mallet, shmallet......
Dude, I've used a two pound sledge with a board underneath it wrapped in a towell, and guess what? I bought a rubber mallet. I won't ever tell the rest of that story. ;)
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Don't forget the rubber mallet, and if all else fails, the dremel. We all own one and most of us shouldn't. ;D
I've got an axe.
The original multi tool ;D
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Rubber Mallet??
Gimme a break. ::)
Four pound drilling hammer or nothing at all......except maybe a cross-peen....... (also a favorite of mine).... ;D
Rubber mallet.......... mallet, shmallet......
I swing a 30 oz Estwing and that BFH has been on my hip since 1998.
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.