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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: MikeBjerum on October 27, 2012, 06:15:38 AM

Title: San Diego Woman Shot In Head
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 27, 2012, 06:15:38 AM

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.

Title: Re: San Diego Woman Shot In Head
Post by: Rastus on October 27, 2012, 08:55:00 AM

Both noteworth and newsworthy. 

Not a person who should be voting.

Title: Re: San Diego Woman Shot In Head
Post by: bjtraz on October 27, 2012, 10:28:34 AM

This "Urban Myth" has been around for years. It pre dates Bush, by several years.  ;D

Brian

Title: Re: San Diego Woman Shot In Head
Post by: Magoo541 on October 27, 2012, 12:02:01 PM

Quote from: bjtraz on October 27, 2012, 10:28:34 AM

This "Urban Myth" has been around for years. It pre dates Bush, by several years.  ;D

Brian

Good humor always has an element of truth in it.  In this case it is all too believable.  ;D

Title: Re: San Diego Woman Shot In Head
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 27, 2012, 01:32:10 PM

Quote from: bjtraz on October 27, 2012, 10:28:34 AM

This "Urban Myth" has been around for years. It pre dates Bush, by several years.  ;D

Brian

There have been dough tube jokes since the first one burst, but that doesn't mean that the jokes aren't still funny.

Title: Re: San Diego Woman Shot In Head
Post by: Big Frank on October 27, 2012, 01:40:19 PM

Brian's right. This story has been around since at least 1994 but it's still funny.

Title: Re: San Diego Woman Shot In Head
Post by: crusader rabbit on October 27, 2012, 02:17:16 PM

Guns don't kill people...

The Pillsbury Dough-boy kills people.

Won't they think of the children?  The obese children who eat too many of those evil biscuits...   (sigh)

Crusader