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Title: Bad News!
Post by: fightingquaker13 on November 28, 2012, 10:19:58 PM
Bad news boys. At least on my first ticket, I did not win the Powerball, so all plans for free beer, hookers, complimentary cases of ammo and free Daniel Defense ARs at the DRTV get together in Vegas have been cancelled. :'(
Title: Re: Bad News!
Post by: RTFM on November 28, 2012, 11:17:11 PM
That's OK FQ... we won't hold it against you - we'll still accept them even if you didn't win PB -
Title: Re: Bad News!
Post by: fightingquaker13 on November 28, 2012, 11:40:19 PM
That's OK FQ... we won't hold it against you - we'll still accept them even if you didn't win PB -
You'll be accepting a 300 pound crack whore delivering an airsoft and a  Natty Light tall boy if I don't win brother. ;D
Title: Re: Bad News!
Post by: alfsauve on November 29, 2012, 05:06:38 AM
I didn't even play.  I'd just as soon win one of the $12million ones and quietly collect my money.  Stay off the radar and enjoy the remaining years of my life in anonymity.

But since I did win the $50 random prize from Glock.  Free beers at my place whenever you're in town.

Title: Re: Bad News!
Post by: Timothy on November 29, 2012, 06:39:29 AM
I don't play the big ones either!

Statistics show that 7 of 10 people that win big pots of money from whatever source will be broke or dead within 10 years!  A gazillion dollars will bring toothless relatives from all over the planet!  I barely like some of the ones I already know!

 :D

Free beer is always ready at my house...maybe a few fingers of single malt or bourbon as well!
Title: Re: Bad News!
Post by: RTFM on November 29, 2012, 06:58:37 AM
You'll be accepting a 300 pound crack whore delivering an airsoft and a  Natty Light tall boy if I don't win brother. ;D

um... sooooo  Tom will be swinging by with "the usual" after his shift at the mall again?
Title: Re: Bad News!
Post by: fatbaldguy on November 29, 2012, 07:54:33 AM
um... sooooo  Tom will be swinging by with "the usual" after his shift at the mall again?


That's gonna leave a mark! ;D
Title: Re: Bad News!
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 29, 2012, 09:18:03 AM
One of the tickets was sold in Arizona and the other in Missouri ...  Has anyone heard from my best friend Larry Potterfield, or my favorite brother Billt  ;D
Title: Re: Bad News!
Post by: Solus on November 29, 2012, 09:30:49 AM
I didn't even play.  I'd just as soon win one of the $12million ones and quietly collect my money.  Stay off the radar and enjoy the remaining years of my life in anonymity.

But since I did win the $50 random prize from Glock.  Free beers at my place whenever you're in town.




Hmmm...I might be able to make this work....since my bar bill is higher than my rent.   ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Bad News!
Post by: 1Buckshot on November 29, 2012, 09:31:25 AM
This was is going to be my secret hidden bunker if my numbers ever come in. $10 mil. will be enough for me. I can always dream. ::)


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Title: Re: Bad News!
Post by: Solus on November 29, 2012, 09:36:51 AM
I don't play the big ones either!

Statistics show that 7 of 10 people that win big pots of money from whatever source will be broke or dead within 10 years!  A gazillion dollars will bring toothless relatives from all over the planet!  I barely like some of the ones I already know!

 :D

Free beer is always ready at my house...maybe a few fingers of single malt or bourbon as well!

The world is full of opportunities. ... ;D ;D
Title: Re: Bad News!
Post by: tt11758 on November 29, 2012, 11:55:40 AM
My wife bought one ticket.  We didn't win.  I didn't so much want the money as wanted the opportunity to prove that vast wealth wouldn't change. me.   ;D
Title: Re: Bad News!
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 29, 2012, 02:22:10 PM
You'll be accepting a 300 pound crack whore delivering an airsoft and a  Natty Light tall boy if I don't win brother. ;D

Sumthin' 'bout that just don't add up??   :o
Title: Re: Bad News!
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 29, 2012, 02:27:55 PM
90 pound 6 foot tall crack whore is more likely.
Title: Re: Bad News!
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 29, 2012, 02:35:44 PM
90 pound 6 foot tall crack whore is more likely.

Yeah, that's what we have around here..... I guess FQ's been feedin' 'em better in south Florida.  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Bad News!
Post by: Big Frank on November 29, 2012, 06:35:06 PM
He should be feeding iguanas to the hungry and solve two problems at once.  ;)
Title: Re: Bad News!
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 29, 2012, 06:38:12 PM
He should be feeding iguanas to the hungry and solve two problems at once.  ;)

Other way around would work too.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/powerball-winners-paid-8-85-million-more-taxes-210539181--election.html

Powerball winners would have paid $17.7 million more in taxes if they won after going over ‘fiscal cliff’