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Title: Stop Rape: Vomit/Urinate On 'Em
Post by: PegLeg45 on February 19, 2013, 06:16:46 PM
This just in from the 'Oh Gimme a Freakin' Break' files.......


I know plenty of women walking around prepared to vomit at the drop of a hat........  ::)


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Colorado College Advises Vomiting Or Urinating To Stop Rapists After Lawmakers Pass Gun Control Bills

The University of Colorado at Colorado Springs Department of Public Safety has updated an online statement advising female students to consider a variety of unusual actions if they are attacked, including vomiting, urinating and claiming that they are menstruating.

The advisory was updated Monday evening, just hours after the Colorado state House of Representatives passed a package of gun control bills that includes one that would make it illegal for people with concealed weapons permits to carry guns on the campuses of public universities. The bills still have to go to the state Senate and governor.

Some of the pieces of advice which were updated Monday evening on the university's public safety website are ones that many would find familiar, from running away without looking back to "yelling, hitting or biting" your attacker.

But the following two suggestions are a little stranger and are already causing quite the outcry on social media: "Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating," and "Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone."

These less-conventional methods for fighting off a would-be rapist are apparently part of Rape Aggression Defense Systems, a class that the school's public safety department promotes as a means for female students to boost their self-defense skills.

http://www.ibtimes.com/colorado-college-advises-vomiting-or-urinating-stop-rapists-after-lawmakers-pass-gun-control-bills


"Oh, wait Mr. Rapist, stop trying to violently violate me while I try to hork up the sub sammich I had for lunch........"

Bane, WTH is wrong in Colorado??

Title: Re: Stop Rape: Vomit/Urinate On 'Em
Post by: fatbaldguy on February 19, 2013, 06:34:24 PM


Bane, WTH is wrong in Colorado??



I sure ain't Bane, but, they done been Kalifornicated!
Title: Re: Stop Rape: Vomit/Urinate On 'Em
Post by: Solus on February 19, 2013, 06:51:10 PM
So, here a woman is faced with a violent sociopath, who is demonstrating a total lack of respect and possible hatred of women, intent on doing her grievous harm and she is instructed to vomit or pee on them??

I can see the reaction.   "Oh, pardon me...may I use your restroom to clean up a bit?"

Might avoid the rape, but I do doubt if that would be the end of it.
Title: Re: Stop Rape: Vomit/Urinate On 'Em
Post by: Frosty on February 19, 2013, 08:10:14 PM
Those supposed highly educated board of regents has told this to CU Boulder and C. Springs as well since it is an extension (Boulder - 30 sq. miles of liberalism surrounded by reality, sorry MB) & CSU Greely as well as UNC I'm sure.
The kicker is they tell students should there be an active shooter they should hide, defend themselves with scissors, a pen, a fire extinguisher or anything they can use for defense - OH BUT NO GUNS! I'm so glad we have such over educated liberal morons teaching our children.
Colorado use to be a great place, then the kommifornians invaded in the 80's, a lot of CU, CSU, UNC grads never went back to home - things haven't been the same since & it keeps getting worse. CU boulder had the Ward of the State, a professor - Ward Churchill. A very progressive liberal that insisted he was part Native American, he stated the victims of 9/11 were little Eichmann's, he plagiarized other peoples works regarding the treatment Native Americans received by us palefaces. Oh, the Native American tribe he claimed to be part of, came forward and said he was made an honorary Native American for his books - that he plagerized. He's no Native American, shockingly some private college hired that moron.
Title: Re: Stop Rape: Vomit/Urinate On 'Em
Post by: wtr100 on February 20, 2013, 09:45:16 AM
Gun Control – the theory that a woman being raped and strangled with  her own pantyhose is morally superior to one explaining to police how the would be rapist got those nasty high center chest wounds …

I mean I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed but I'm reasonablely certain a woman about to be raped knows who the bad guy is and is unlikely to shoot an unarmed violin prodegy ...
Title: Re: Stop Rape: Vomit/Urinate On 'Em
Post by: MikeBjerum on February 20, 2013, 10:35:01 AM
Sorry Colorado, but my daughter has been taught sight picture and trigger control  >:(

Rapists, you had better pray that she connects with her shots, because I won't be as kind!
Title: Re: Stop Rape: Vomit/Urinate On 'Em
Post by: tombogan03884 on February 20, 2013, 01:36:48 PM
 Gun control, not any debate on abortion, is the real war on women.
Next election we need to hammer on the theme that democrats favor rape and abuse over self defense.
Title: Re: Stop Rape: Vomit/Urinate On 'Em
Post by: MikeBjerum on February 20, 2013, 02:04:43 PM
I find it confusing that in the 21st century, forty years after the Equal Rights Amendment, that we talk about women not being able to handle the tools of sport and self defense or able to protect themselves.  Over the last two weeks we have seen the ok come through that women can serve in combat, but unless they are in uniform they are too frail to handle a tool of self defense.

I agree with Tom:  The left is writing the beginnings of our next campaigns!
Title: Re: Stop Rape: Vomit/Urinate On 'Em
Post by: tombogan03884 on February 20, 2013, 07:57:46 PM
I find it confusing that in the 21st century, forty years after the Equal Rights Amendment, that we talk about women not being able to handle the tools of sport and self defense or able to protect themselves.  Over the last two weeks we have seen the ok come through that women can serve in combat, but unless they are in uniform they are too frail to handle a tool of self defense.

I agree with Tom:  The left is writing the beginnings of our next campaigns!

Hey lady voters, Protection is JUST about condoms.
          Democrats want you raped and murdered.
Title: Re: Stop Rape: Vomit/Urinate On 'Em
Post by: fightingquaker13 on February 20, 2013, 08:54:19 PM
Hey lady voters, Protection is JUST about condoms.
          Democrats want you raped and murdered.
Reminds me of an incindent in grad school in Austin. We had this sex bomb of a blond Texas soroity girl student (who was smart as a whip). She popped by the department happy hour to say hello to a new young  prof from England about our age. She made her manners and was looking to leave, but he was hitting on her. She said "I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a date waiting for me".
He replied, "That's tragic, but good luck, I hope you brought protection".
She opens her purse and shows him a condom and a J-frame .38 and gives her best cheerleader smile and says "Yep, both kinds".
The look on his face was priceless. God bless Texas! ;D
Title: Re: Stop Rape: Vomit/Urinate On 'Em
Post by: santahog on February 20, 2013, 11:02:32 PM
Forgive wandering of into what happens in a sick mind, but the girl urinates, defecates or vomits on the guy, (like she could do one of those things at will, with pretty good aim), and what does the guy do? He calls her a "dirty" bitch and takes it in the back door.. so I guess in this guys mind, she didn't get raped, or some equally ignorant BS..
I'm sorry, but it's not sex.. It's exerting power in the form of violence..  Same as he would do, under color of law, to a firearms owner who resists his will..
These fuc&3rs just don't get it...  >:(
Title: Re: Stop Rape: Vomit/Urinate On 'Em
Post by: wtr100 on February 21, 2013, 09:30:22 AM
some thought from Gabe Saurez on the subject

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Saurez

1). Carry a weapon...preferably a Glock everyfriggingwhere you go. If the sign says "no guns" that is for other people. Concealed means concealed.
2). You are a girl. Girls can shoot any dude that threatens them. They are girls.
3). If you can't afford a Glock, get a big sharp knife. Practice stabbing things with anger with that knife so you get it right.
4). With the Glock, shoot 'em in the face. With the knife stab them anywhere soft, but groin, guts, armpits, throat are good places to start.
5). Practice being emotionally upset and crying hysterically afterward. You are a girl...its expected. And everyone will hate the dead would-be rapist for making you cry.
6). Oh yeah. Don't go stupid places, with stupid people, to do stupid things, at stupid times of night. You should be studying to get good grades and make lots of money to buy guns from me.
7). Don't listen to any commie, no-load, crap for brains administrator or police official that would tell you not to follow this advice.


he ain't everyone's cuppa sunshine but man is he sublte
Title: Re: Stop Rape: Vomit/Urinate On 'Em
Post by: crusader rabbit on February 21, 2013, 03:15:52 PM
And I have dealt with some whack jobs who would get nothing but excited at the "urine option."

Haven't these nimrods ever heard of golden showers?

Pervs pay extra for that service.

But even the most perverted pukes never select the Glock option.  At least not more than once.

Crusader Rabbit
Title: Re: Stop Rape: Vomit/Urinate On 'Em
Post by: twyacht on February 21, 2013, 05:49:09 PM
Perhaps if all women in Colorado agree not to bathe or shower the sexual assaults and rapes will go down on there own. ::)

Or maybe,....

Nevermind..... :-*

I heard that over the last several years transplanted Kalifornians have been moving to CO. for some time....

Coincidence? ???
Title: Re: Stop Rape: Vomit/Urinate On 'Em
Post by: JC5123 on February 21, 2013, 06:00:11 PM

I heard that over the last several years transplanted Kalifornians have been moving to CO. for some time....

Coincidence? ???

People don't believe me that when you have a large influx of libs to your state, it starts to turn liberal. Kinda like, you can take the liberal out of commiforina, but you can't take the commiefornia attitude out of the liberal.

I'm always reminded of the bumper sticker: "Welcome to Wyoming, Frankly I don't give a damn how you did it back home."
What ever happened to the idea of "When in Rome"? They always move to places like Colorado and say that they had to escape the evils of (pick a liberal utopia) but then they just start voting for the same horrendous policies that they just fled.  ::) Sorry MB I don't mean to bash CO, after all I used to live not far from where the secret hidden bunker is.
Title: Re: Stop Rape: Vomit/Urinate On 'Em
Post by: BBJohnnyT on February 21, 2013, 06:16:25 PM
Liberal's Rape Tip
Piss on yourself to ruin the rapist's mood.

Conservative's Rape Tip
Draw your Glock and have the rapist piss on himself.
Title: Re: Stop Rape: Vomit/Urinate On 'Em
Post by: tombogan03884 on February 21, 2013, 06:51:30 PM
People don't believe me that when you have a large influx of libs to your state, it starts to turn liberal. Kinda like, you can take the liberal out of commiforina, but you can't take the commiefornia attitude out of the liberal.

I'm always reminded of the bumper sticker: "Welcome to Wyoming, Frankly I don't give a damn how you did it back home."
What ever happened to the idea of "When in Rome"? They always move to places like Colorado and say that they had to escape the evils of (pick a liberal utopia) but then they just start voting for the same horrendous policies that they just fled.  ::) Sorry MB I don't mean to bash CO, after all I used to live not far from where the secret hidden bunker is.

I've been watching it happen to NH for 50 years, My Dad used to complain about the Massholes moving up here and bringing their problems with them.
"they left Taxachussettes  to get away from the taxes and BS then they demand street lights and side walks and every other damned thing that drove their taxes up in the first place, they're wrecking the place"
That was in 1963.
He was right.
Title: Re: Stop Rape: Vomit/Urinate On 'Em
Post by: crusader rabbit on February 21, 2013, 06:58:22 PM
Perhaps if all women in Colorado agree not to bathe or shower the sexual assaults and rapes will go down on there own. ::)

The French have taken this tack for a couple of hundred years with no diminished sexual assaults noted.  Of course, it may be the Greek guys on vacation.

Never mind...  I'm off to the corner.

Crusader