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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: blackwolfe on March 22, 2013, 10:53:21 AM
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Additionally a 7 year old 2nd grader in California has been detained by Homeland Security for allegedly making terrorist threats. The boy reportedly turned a map of Idaho on its side and said bang. The boy was not released to his parents as they were deemed conservative and is being held in a maximum security juvenile facility. He faces mandatory counseling, incarceration in a juvenile facility until age 21, then lifetime parole with ankle bracelet monitoring if convicted as a youthful offender. However federal prosecutors are pushing for him to be tried as adult citing him as extremely dangerous and a creditable threat to the health and safety of all Americans and All One World Citizens. Federal prosecutor from the United States District Court for the Northern District of California, San Francisco office, Esq. U. R. Phuched was quoted as saying "This dangerous youth must be tried as an adult. He has shown to be popular with his classmate and a leader on the playground. We must make an example of him to his playmates, other kids, conservative parents, and guns nuts everywhere, the gun nut culture must change. We are tolerant, but this dangerous youth, his parents, and gun nuts do not fit within our agenda. Things must change and crucifying this boy as an adult is just one of our starting points. We will railroad him as an adult into life in prison without parole or secure him in a mental institution for the criminally insane where he will receive no treatment. If you like or use guns, even pretend ones, or think it is OK to use one even for self defense you are a gun nut and crazy. You are part of the gun culture that we will change. This is just the start and one example of how we will save the children and achieve World Peace."
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-G5CC1EtP1p8/UT8dN7Pk_0I/AAAAAAAAFVA/cyZSEabhqGI/s480/Idahon.jpg
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This doesn't go nearly far enough.
Oklahoma needs to be kicked out of the Union, too.
I mean, just look at the darned state.
Now, squint a little.
There...
Doesn't it look almost exactly like one of those Bull-pup, black, scary, assault weapon thingys that just go off and kill people?
We can't be too safe.
It's for the children.
Respectfully submitted in all earnest faith and trust by,
Crusader Rabbit
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Wyoming and Colorado appear to be the only safe states.
Nice and square.
Can't even be hinted at being a phallic symbol like, say, Florida.
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Wyoming and Colorado appear to be the only safe states.
Nice and square.
That's called foresight. It's a hell of a lot easier to build a border wall along straight lines. ;D
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That's called foresight. It's a hell of a lot easier to build a border wall along straight lines. ;D
Ahhh...very true.
Overlapping fields of fire from the guard towers are much less complicated too. ;D
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There are three guys walking together, a Idahoan, a Wyomian, and a Kalifonia-kookaloo.
They come across a lantern and a genie pops out.
"I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes."
So the Wyomian says "I am a Hunter, my dad's a Hunter, and his dad was a Hunter, and my son will be one too.
I want all the land full of game"
'FOOM' the land was full.
The Kalifornia-kookaloo was amazed, he said "I want a wall around California, so nothing will get in."
'POOF' there was a wall around California.
The Idahoan says genie - "Tell me more about this wall."
The genie says "Well its about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out."
So the Idahoan says "Fill it up with water."
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Additionally a 7 year old 2nd grader in California has been detained by Homeland Security for allegedly making terrorist threats. The boy reportedly turned a map of Idaho on its side and said bang. The boy was not released to his parents as they were deemed conservative and is being held in a maximum security juvenile facility. He faces mandatory counseling, incarceration in a juvenile facility until age 21, then lifetime parole with ankle bracelet monitoring if convicted as a youthful offender. However federal prosecutors are pushing for him to be tried as adult citing him as extremely dangerous and a creditable threat to the health and safety of all Americans and All One World Citizens. Federal prosecutor from the United States District Court for the Northern District of California, San Francisco office, Esq. U. R. Phuched was quoted as saying "This dangerous youth must be tried as an adult. He has shown to be popular with his classmate and a leader on the playground. We must make an example of him to his playmates, other kids, conservative parents, and guns nuts everywhere, the gun nut culture must change. We are tolerant, but this dangerous youth, his parents, and gun nuts do not fit within our agenda. Things must change and crucifying this boy as an adult is just one of our starting points. We will railroad him as an adult into life in prison without parole or secure him in a mental institution for the criminally insane where he will receive no treatment. If you like or use guns, even pretend ones, or think it is OK to use one even for self defense you are a gun nut and crazy. You are part of the gun culture that we will change. This is just the start and one example of how we will save the children and achieve World Peace."
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-G5CC1EtP1p8/UT8dN7Pk_0I/AAAAAAAAFVA/cyZSEabhqGI/s480/Idahon.jpg
Sounds like bs
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yeah, it sucks...but we are getting that from everywhere.
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Sounds like bs
Your right Tom it is BS., That's what I excel in besides being simple. I added the additionally part. Maybe the sarcasm didn't come though, probably because it's not too far fetched.
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Your right Tom it is BS., That's what I excel in besides being simple. I added the additionally part. Maybe the sarcasm didn't come though, probably because it's not too far fetched.
Which is a really scary thing to think about.