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Title: BAHBYYYE! Janet from another Planet!
Post by: McGyver on July 12, 2013, 10:28:06 AM

Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano announced Friday that she is is resigning her post to become the next president of the University of California system -- the first woman to hold the post in its 145-year history. The Los Angeles Times first reported the news.



http://news.yahoo.com/napolitano-leaving-homeland-security-to-become-president-of-university-of-california-system-143305205.html

Title: Re: BAHBYYYE! Janet from another Planet!
Post by: Frosty on July 12, 2013, 11:11:09 AM

I feel all warm & fuzzy inside because she made me feel safer while flying - that's after her TSA goons give American Citizens the body cavity butt probe search and probe thru our luggage (Next time I fly I think I'll leave a pair of underwear with skid marks ALL over them ;D). As far as the immigration issue - she made it more fair & rewards illegal aliens that broke our laws to get here and those that over stay their Visa's (kinda like Obama's aunt & uncle, ordered to be deported but still here sucking off our teat), yea they get free food stamps, free medical, drivers license's even though they can't speak English and don't carry the mandatory auto insurance  (Illegal aliens auto ins. is get in an accident then RUN!) and other perks for breaking the law. Pretty much as every spineless president has done in the past. All the while us legal tax paying Americans are taxed to the hilt for the illegal alien invasion, we pay for their hospital bills, pay for their anchor babies, pay for their education & the list goes on & on. Thanks Janet Incompetanto, you've done a great (dis)service to America.
She'll fit right in with the rest of Commiefornia!

Title: Re: BAHBYYYE! Janet from another Planet!
Post by: locnload on July 12, 2013, 04:17:01 PM

I wait with bated breath to find out who Obumer will appoint to fill her size 13 shoes. Will it be Shabat Shabaz (or whatever his handle is) of the New Black Panthers, the dipstick Sherrif from Arizona that blamed the Gabby Gifords shooting on Conservatives, or the pride of Colorado, Dianna (disposable high cap-mag) Degett?

Title: Re: BAHBYYYE! Janet from another Planet!
Post by: santahog on July 12, 2013, 10:02:20 PM

Interplanet Janet...

There's never been a prostate Janet hasn't seen..

Title: Re: BAHBYYYE! Janet from another Planet!
Post by: crusader rabbit on July 13, 2013, 08:27:33 AM

Janet Incompetanto may actually be too much for Commiefornians to swallow, too. 

Already, there are reports of demonstrations against her appointment.

As someone pointed out on another thread, the woman is so ugly she couldn't get laid on death row at Hunstville in the dark even if she brought her own bag.

Crusader Rabbit

Title: Re: BAHBYYYE! Janet from another Planet!
Post by: Frosty on July 13, 2013, 08:58:14 AM

Quote from: crusader rabbit on July 13, 2013, 08:27:33 AM

As someone pointed out on another thread, the woman is so ugly she couldn't get laid on death row at Hunstville in the dark even if she brought her own bag.
Crusader Rabbit

I heard she had to tie a pork chop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her (him/it?)

Title: Re: BAHBYYYE! Janet from another Planet!
Post by: mortdooley on July 15, 2013, 07:38:43 AM

Will all the Bull Dykes directly under her leave too?