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Title: How NOT to get away with murder
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 25, 2013, 11:14:25 PM

Memo To all Gangbangers

Subject: Urgent advice

 

It has come to our attention that tattooing a depiction of a murder you committed on your chest is inadvisable. Please limit yourselves to tagging buildings as there you have plausible deniability.

Thank you

House Counsel.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :o

 

I'd love to say I'm making this up, but some idiot tattooed his crime on his chest.

 

 


http://www.breitbart...ne-on-His-Chest


 

Title: Re: How NOT to get away with murder
Post by: santahog on July 25, 2013, 11:54:41 PM

Broken link..

Title: Re: How NOT to get away with murder
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 26, 2013, 03:53:43 PM

Try this one.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20056479-504083.html

Title: Re: How NOT to get away with murder
Post by: mortdooley on July 26, 2013, 04:00:25 PM

Shsssssssssh, next best thing to winning the Darwin Award.

Title: Re: How NOT to get away with murder
Post by: Big Frank on July 26, 2013, 04:23:04 PM

Does he have Mr. Peanut in that tattoo? Or is it C-3PO in a top hat? My vote is Mr. Peanut.

Title: Re: How NOT to get away with murder
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 26, 2013, 04:25:51 PM

Quote from: jumbofrank on July 26, 2013, 04:23:04 PM

Does he have Mr. Peanut in that tattoo? Or is it C-3PO in a top hat? My vote is Mr. Peanut.

Whichever, he's going to have "insert here" tattooed on his arse sooner rather than later. I dout the Jury will even leave the courtroom before convicting him (unless they get free pizza, then they might talk about sports and their kids). ;D

Title: Re: How NOT to get away with murder
Post by: tt11758 on July 26, 2013, 07:37:52 PM