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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: 2HOW on June 15, 2008, 08:05:46 PM
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MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see
any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he
does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked
to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for
this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their houses to prove they are not Muslims, and to show support for all
American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at
your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America .
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration.
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You know you can always count on me to help. My lawn chair and cooler are permanently installed in the yard already for watchin' traffic. In fact, the wife and I'll be in the pool!
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That ought to show'em.
Mac & Mrs.
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2HOW:
If they see Rosie O'Donnel "nekid", you think they would quit their fighting?
Mac ... Love that picture. All the tall-boys of beer and a bottle of mustard. Priceless.
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All set up for 4:01 p.m. 8) Wife said only 30 minutes due to those pesky mosquito's, but she'll do her part for the good of the country.
I'll put a keg in a tub of ice, right next to my American Flag in the yard, and cling to my Bible and pull out the Winchester.
The Spartans do not inquire how many the enemy are, but where they are.
Agis II, 427 B.C.
Whatever it takes,....we'll draw them out, you should see my neighbor! :o
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I'll have to pass on this one, My neighbor weighs 300 pounds(http://www.mazeguy.net/silly/picknose.gif)
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I'll go be Patriotic in someone elses neighborhood
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I'm going to have to find a suitable neighborhood...mine sucks as far as the female population goes except for a female fireperson and she ain't nuthin to write home about!!!!!!
Richard
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Living in south Florida I feel it will be absolutely to do my patriotic duty and seek out as many Patriotic American women on that day. Ahh..wait a minute...is the wife working that day??? ;D
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2HOW:
If they see Rosie O'Donnel "nekid", you think they would quit their fighting?
We have a problem....many non muslim men might commit suicide in this case....
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My nearest neighbors are just over a quarter mile away. With the leaves on the trees you can't see any of the ones who are farther. I will still do my part with lawn chair and beer.
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We have a problem....many non muslim men might commit suicide in this case....
I'M BLIND I'M BLIND I'M BLIND!
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I'm sorry but their religion just plain creeps me out
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I'm sorry but their religion just plain creeps me out
Me too ,I dont think the COL. made a color for that kind action. ;)
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What kind of religion do you expect from a child molesting desert bandit ???
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Please Tom. Don't sugar coat it here! We can take how you really feel. ;)
Mac.
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What kind of religion do you expect from a child molesting desert bandit ???
Mean-spirited, hateful, arrogant, chauvanistic, single-minded, blinded, murderous, deceitful, lying, bigoted and perverted child molesting desert rat....better description?
Whaddya want to bet that kind of statment lands people in prison if B-HO makes it?
To our law enforcement friends....get ready to enforce hate crimes (RD & DA are ya'll listening?) and forget about the homicides, rapes and child molestations. Traffic accidents are going to be much easier to work....someone calls someone else a name....bingo guilty no trial needed move on to the next one. The new bunch coming in to power will want you to enforce important things for your paycheck, not that traditional unimportant stuff. Prepare for enlightenment.
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Mean-spirited, hateful, arrogant, chauvanistic, single-minded, blinded, murderous, deceitful, lying, bigoted and perverted child molesting desert rat....better description?
Whaddya want to bet that kind of statment lands people in prison if B-HO makes it?
To our law enforcement friends....get ready to enforce hate crimes (RD & DA are ya'll listening?) and forget about the homicides, rapes and child molestations. Traffic accidents are going to be much easier to work....someone calls someone else a name....bingo guilty no trial needed move on to the next one. The new bunch coming in to power will want you to enforce important things for your paycheck, not that traditional unimportant stuff. Prepare for enlightenment.
And re-education camps. Lots and lots of them. Some will need it far more than others, sadly.
Sadly for the part that others won't need much re-education, we are that far gone. Even at home, I get weird looks when I say things like "There are always lots of little fascists running around willing to oppress you". Sadly indeed.
Don't believe me, just check out your local bureaucracy of choice.
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Not 'hate crime', call it what it really is 'thought crime'! Much more chilling name, isn't it?
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Not 'hate crime', call it what it really is 'thought crime'! Much more chilling name, isn't it?
There it is. The Soviet Union had article 75a, Anti Soviet thought. I don't think we have to worry though, Gore just endorsed B Ho yesterday, thats been the kiss of death for every other candidate he's endorsed.
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8) I'd do my part, but my told me if I look at another woman, I'm a dead man. I've got to take her seriously, she has a key to the gun cabinet too. :'(