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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: twyacht on June 21, 2008, 09:59:35 AM
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As I eat my tomato sandwich from the garden, (no salmonella worry here), I saw this on another site and stole it. 8)
This poor guy would take too long just to get out of the SWAT van... Maybe he needs a mater' sandwich,.... ;D
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/NewPicture13.jpg)
He also can't come to Curries party,.... not enough food. :o
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2 things, Definitely NOT a Marine, and NOT air transportable, Even a C-17 has weight limits.
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I think its the National Guard, I hope he's a good shot, cause I can outrun him, or hold him off with my Castle Burger sling shot. ;D
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2 things, Definitely NOT a Marine, and NOT air transportable, Even a C-17 has weight limits.
Try a C-5 with a JAST system!
The thing that amazes me is that they make cammies in that size. :o
Send him here, he'll drop triple digits in a few months! ;D
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I showed this to my wife who is former Air Force cargo specialist. She doesn't think she could get this guy(?) securely strapped to a pallet let a alone get a C-5/C-17 loadmaster to buy off on loading him! Maybe put him on point so when the bad guys see him they just laugh themselves to death. The the Pentagon would classify him as a new secret weapons system and add millions to the "black" budget just to keep him fed. And billions more to develop a plane that could transport him....with a McDonalds, Baskin Robins, and Pizza Hut installed!
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Why are you guys making fun of me? What did ever do to you? And I jumped out of a C-5...Once.
LOLOLOLOLOL ;D ;D LMAO
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Why are you guys making fun of me? What did ever do to you? And I jumped out of a C-5...Once.
LOLOLOLOLOL ;D ;D LMAO
Bet it didn't immediately gain 5000 feet in altitude if this slob had jumped with you
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PPPPORKY PPPPIG joins the Army ;D
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My God,it's worse than we thought...That's a WOMAN!!! :o :o :o
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My God,it's worse than we thought...That's a WOMAN!!! :o :o :o
How can you tell ???
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IT'S ROSEANNE...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! :o
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How can you tell ???
Why would you wonder? UUUgggggghhhhhhhhhh.
And no, it can't be Roseannee...or Rosie...it's not ugly enough and it's not dripping gravy off it's chin.
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PPPPORKY PPPPIG joins the Army ;D
And here I was thinkin' it was the staypuff marshmallow man. Then again he is a bit taller......
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Michelin Man?
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Hoe big of a crane did they have to use to get him?her? it? in the van. Can you imagine the suspension on that thing or even whats left of it? ;D
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Just heard he/she? has a new job now and all it can say now is"Time to make the doughnuts" ;D
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Just heard he/she? has a new job now and all it can say now is"Time to make the doughnuts" ;D
More like "time to EAT the doughnuts".
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More like "time to EAT the doughnuts".
Actually 'it' never says anything. It is polite enough not to talk with its mouth full. ;D
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I wonder if crumbs get on the Comlink and distort the transmissions? rrruuummppphhh,,,,got a lock,,,,squelch,,,, on the buffet,...squelch,.....over,.... ::)
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More like "time to EAT the doughnuts".
OMG thats why he/she just lost thier new job!