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Title: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
Post by: twyacht on June 21, 2008, 09:59:35 AM
As I eat my tomato sandwich from the garden, (no salmonella worry here), I saw this on another site and stole it. 8)

This poor guy would take too long just to get out of the SWAT van... Maybe he needs a mater' sandwich,.... ;D

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/NewPicture13.jpg)

He also can't come to Curries party,.... not enough food. :o
Title: Re: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 21, 2008, 10:04:12 AM
2 things, Definitely NOT a Marine, and NOT air transportable, Even a C-17 has weight limits.
Title: Re: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
Post by: twyacht on June 21, 2008, 10:10:47 AM
I think its the National Guard, I hope he's a good shot, cause I can outrun him, or hold him off with my Castle Burger sling shot. ;D
Title: Re: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
Post by: Neon Knight Anubis on June 21, 2008, 10:11:05 AM
2 things, Definitely NOT a Marine, and NOT air transportable, Even a C-17 has weight limits.

Try a C-5 with a JAST system!

The thing that amazes me is that they make cammies in that size.  :o

Send him here, he'll drop triple digits in a few months!  ;D
Title: Re: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
Post by: CurrieS103 on June 21, 2008, 10:55:32 AM
I showed this to my wife who is former Air Force cargo specialist. She doesn't think she could get this guy(?) securely strapped to a pallet let a alone get a C-5/C-17 loadmaster to buy off on loading him!  Maybe put him on point so when the bad guys see him they just laugh themselves to death.  The the Pentagon would classify him as a new secret weapons system and add millions to the "black" budget just to keep him fed.  And billions more to develop a plane that could transport him....with a McDonalds, Baskin Robins, and Pizza Hut installed!   
Title: Re: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
Post by: Ksail101 on June 21, 2008, 11:06:17 AM
Why are you guys making fun of me? What did ever do to you? And I jumped out of a C-5...Once.


LOLOLOLOLOL ;D ;D LMAO
Title: Re: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
Post by: CurrieS103 on June 21, 2008, 11:09:23 AM
Why are you guys making fun of me? What did ever do to you? And I jumped out of a C-5...Once.


LOLOLOLOLOL ;D ;D LMAO

Bet it didn't immediately gain 5000 feet in altitude if this slob had jumped with you
Title: Re: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 21, 2008, 03:10:30 PM
PPPPORKY PPPPIG joins the Army  ;D
Title: Re: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
Post by: Jim Urban on June 21, 2008, 04:29:07 PM
My God,it's worse than we thought...That's a WOMAN!!! :o :o :o
Title: Re: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
Post by: Hazcat on June 21, 2008, 04:46:29 PM
My God,it's worse than we thought...That's a WOMAN!!! :o :o :o

How can you tell ???
Title: Re: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
Post by: CurrieS103 on June 21, 2008, 04:57:29 PM
IT'S ROSEANNE...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! :o
Title: Re: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
Post by: Rastus on June 22, 2008, 08:27:21 AM
How can you tell ???

Why would you wonder?  UUUgggggghhhhhhhhhh.

And no, it can't be Roseannee...or Rosie...it's not ugly enough and it's not dripping gravy off it's chin.
Title: Re: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
Post by: Neon Knight Anubis on June 22, 2008, 08:52:32 AM
PPPPORKY PPPPIG joins the Army  ;D

And here I was thinkin' it was the staypuff marshmallow man. Then again he is a bit taller......
Title: Re: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
Post by: Hazcat on June 22, 2008, 08:54:31 AM
Michelin Man?
Title: Re: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
Post by: gunman1911 on June 22, 2008, 09:01:33 AM
Hoe big of a crane did they have to use to get him?her? it? in the van. Can you imagine the suspension on that thing or even whats left of it? ;D
Title: Re: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
Post by: gunman1911 on June 22, 2008, 09:03:55 AM
Just heard he/she? has a new job now and all it can say now is"Time to make the doughnuts" ;D
Title: Re: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 22, 2008, 09:09:00 AM
Just heard he/she? has a new job now and all it can say now is"Time to make the doughnuts" ;D


More like "time to EAT the doughnuts".
Title: Re: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
Post by: Hazcat on June 22, 2008, 09:16:33 AM

More like "time to EAT the doughnuts".

Actually 'it' never says anything.  It is polite enough not to talk with its mouth full. ;D
Title: Re: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
Post by: twyacht on June 22, 2008, 09:21:04 AM
I wonder if crumbs get on the Comlink and distort the transmissions? rrruuummppphhh,,,,got a lock,,,,squelch,,,, on the buffet,...squelch,.....over,.... ::)

Title: Re: Why some fail at law enforcement tryouts.
Post by: gunman1911 on June 22, 2008, 09:27:16 AM

More like "time to EAT the doughnuts".
OMG thats why he/she just lost thier new job!