Post by: Teresa Heilevang on July 24, 2008, 12:37:24 AM
Please watch this 9-minute news segment...It just may save your life.
The link to access the video is: http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=4826897
Post by: Hazcat on July 24, 2008, 05:21:31 AM
Post by: shooter32 on July 24, 2008, 06:47:50 AM
Post by: CurrieS103 on July 24, 2008, 09:16:41 AM
Post by: Ocin on July 24, 2008, 03:19:15 PM
On the risk of being condescending, I would like to point out that the correct tire pressure is equally important that that incorrect tire pressure can cause similar catastrophic failiures, whether that be too high pressure or too low.
Regularly check your tire pressure and compare that to the pressure as advised by the manufacturer. And also: CHECK THE PRESSURE OF COLD TIRES, BEFORE YOU LEAVE When you check the pressure on the road, after a drive, the tires will have heated up and pressure will have increased, as it is supposed to.
And on the risk of being condescendant again, make sure you have not just the correct tire size but also the correct speed coding, as for different speeds tires warm up differently. Using the wrong speed codes on your car (or bike for that matter) may result in your tires overheating causing too high pressure or not reaching required operating temperature, resulting in too low pressure. Correct speed coding should be mentioned in your car/bike user manual.
In case i sound too much like Big Brother, feel free to yell at me, just realise that in order to be able to yell at me you have to be alive...
Ocin
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on July 24, 2008, 04:42:35 PM
MSNBC has run a story about animal rights activists targeting Cheyenne
Frontier Days Rodeo, they have a poll along with this story, at this point
the animal rights folks are winning this poll, it seems you can only vote
once so please vote NO and forward widely so we can show how much support
rodeo has, here is the link:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25725545/
Thanks,
Cindy Schonholtz
PRCA
Post by: MikeBjerum on July 24, 2008, 04:52:32 PM
Got this from a friend.............
MSNBC has run a story about animal rights activists targeting Cheyenne
Frontier Days Rodeo, they have a poll along with this story, at this point
the animal rights folks are winning this poll, it seems you can only vote
once so please vote NO and forward widely so we can show how much support
rodeo has, here is the link:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25725545/
Thanks,
Cindy Schonholtz
PRCA
49,220 votes and it is running 91% to 9% to leave rodeos alone ;D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on July 24, 2008, 05:48:37 PM
WorldNetDaily Exclusive
Are feds stockpiling survival food?
'These circumstances certainly raise red flags'
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Posted: July 24, 2008
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A Wall Street Journal columnist has advised people to "start stockpiling food" and an ABC News Report says "there are worrying signs appearing in the United States where some … locals are beginning to hoard supplies." Now there's concern that the U.S. government may be competing with consumers for stocks of storable food.
"We're told that the feds bought the entire container of canned butter when it hit the California docks. (Something's up!)," said officials at Best Prices Storable Foods in an advisory to customers.
Spokesman Bruce Hopkins told WND he also has had trouble obtaining No. 10 cans of various products from one of the world's larger suppliers of food stores, Oregon Freeze Dry.
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He said a company official told him on the telephone when he discussed the status of his order that it was because the government had purchased massive quantities of products, leaving none for other customers.
That, however, was denied by Oregon Freeze Dry. In a website statement, the company confirmed it cannot assure supplying some items to customers.
"We regret to inform you Oregon Freeze Dry cannot satisfy all Mountain House #10 can orders and we have removed #10 cans from our website temporarily," the company tells frustrated customers. "The reason for this is sales of #10 cans have continued to increase. OFD is allocating as much production capacity as possible to this market segment, but we must maintain capacity for our other market segments as well."
The company statement continues, "We want to clarify inaccurate information we’ve seen on the Internet. This situation is not due to sales to the government domestically or in Iraq. We do sell products to this market, but we also sell other market segments … The reason for this decision is solely due to an unprecedented sales spike in #10 cans sales.
"We expect this situation to be necessary for several months although this isn’t a guarantee. We will update this information as soon as we know more. We apologize for this inconvenience and appreciate your patience. We sincerely hope you will continue to be Mountain House customers in the future," the company statement said.
But Hopkins wasn't backing away from his concerns.
"The government just came in and said they're buying it. They did pay for it," he told WND about the summertime shipment of long-term storage butter. "They took it and no one else could have it.
"We don't know why. The feds then went to freeze dried companies, and bought most of their canned stock," he said.
A spokeswoman for Oregon Freeze Dry, sales manager Melanie Cornutt, told WND that the increasing demand for food that can be stored has been on the rise since Hurricane Katrina devastated large sections of the Gulf Coast, cutting off ordinary supply routes.
"We are currently out of stock on our cans. We are not selling any of our cans," she confirmed.
She then raised the issue of government purchases herself.
"We do sell to the government [but] it is not the reason [for company sales limits]," she said.
Officials with the Federal Emergency Management Agency told WND whatever government agency is buying in a surge it isn't them. They reported a stockpile of about six million meals which has not changed significantly in an extended period.
But Hopkins said it was his opinion the government is purchasing huge quantities of food for stockpiles, and Americans will have to surmise why.
"We don't have shelters that [are being] stocked with food. We're not doing this for the public. My only conclusion is that they're stocking up for themselves," he said of government officials.
Blogger Holly Deyo issued an alert this week announcing, "Unprecedented demand cleans out major storable food supplier through 2009."
"It came to our attention today, that the world's largest producer of storable foods, Mountain House, is currently out of stock of ALL #10 cans of freeze dried foods, not just the Turkey Tetrazzini. They will NOT have product now through 2009," she said.
"This information was learned by a Mountain House dealer who shared it with me this morning. In personally talking with the company immediately after, Mountain House verified the information is true. Customer service stated, 'I'm surprised they don't have this posted on the website yet.' She said they have such a backlog of orders, Mountain House will not be taking any #10 can food requests through the remainder of this year and all of the next.
"Mountain House claims this situation is due to a backlog of orders, which may very well be true, but who is purchasing all of their food? This is a massive global corporation.
"One idea: the military. Tensions are ramping up with Iran and news segments debate whether or not we will implement a preemptive strike in conjunction with Israel," she wrote.
Hopkins raised some of the same concerns, suggesting a military conflict could cause oil supplies to plummet, triggering a huge increase in the cost of food – when it would be available – because of the transportation issues.
The ABC report from just a few weeks ago quoted Jim Rawles, a former U.S. intelligence officer who runs a survival blog, saying food shortages soon could become a matter of survival in the U.S.
"I think that families should be prepared for times of crisis, whether it's a man-made disaster or a natural disaster, and I think it's wise and prudent to stock up on food," he told ABC.
"If you get into a situation where fuel supplies are disrupted or even if the power grid were to go down for short periods of time, people can work around that," he said. "But you can't work around a lack of food – people starve, people panic and you end up with chaos in the streets."
At his California ranch, the location of which is kept secret, he said, "We have more than a three-year supply of food here."
In the Wall Street Journal, columnist Brett Arends warned, "Maybe it's time for Americans to start stockpiling food.
"No, this is not a drill," he wrote.
His concern was about various food shortages around the globe, and the fact that in a global market, prices in the U.S. reflect difficulties in other parts of the world quickly.
Professor Lawrence F. Roberge, a biologist who has worked with a number of universities and has taught online courses, told WND he's been following the growing concern over food supplies.
He also confirmed to WND reports of the government purchasing vast quantities of long-term storable foods.
He said that naturally would be kept secret to avoid panicking the public, such as when word leaks out to customers that a bank may be insolvent, and depositors frantically try to retrieve their cash.
"[These] circumstances certainly raise red flags," he said.
Post by: Hazcat on July 24, 2008, 07:45:18 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on July 25, 2008, 12:08:25 AM
(This is a true story and you can find out more by Googling Herman Rosenblat.
He was Bar Mitzvahed at age 75)
August 1942. Piotrkow, Poland.
The sky was gloomy that morning as we waited anxiously. All the men, women and children of Piotrkow's Jewish ghetto had been herded into a square. Word had gotten around that we were being moved. My father had only recently died from typhus, which had run rampant through the crowded ghetto. My greatest fear was that our family would be separated.
'Whatever you do,' Isidore, my eldest brother, whispered to me, 'don't tell them your age. Say you're sixteen. 'I was tall for a boy of 11, so I could pull it off. That way I might be deemed valuable as a worker.
An SS man approached me, boots clicking against the cobblestones. He looked me up and down, and then asked my age. 'Sixteen,' I said.
He directed me to the left, where my three brothers and other healthy young men already stood. My mother was motioned to the right with the other women, children, sick and elderly people.
I whispered to Isidore, 'Why?' He didn't answer.
I ran to Mama's side and said I wanted to stay with her. 'No, 'she said sternly. 'Get away. Don't be a nuisance. Go with your brothers.' She had never spoken so harshly before. But I understood: She was protecting me. She loved me so much that, just this once, she pretended not to. It was the last I ever saw of her.
My brothers and I were transported in a cattle car to Germany. We arrived at the Buchenwald concentration camp one night weeks later and were led into a crowded barrack. The next day, we were issued uniforms and identification numbers. 'Don't call me Herman anymore.' I said to my brothers. 'Call me 94983.'
I was put to work in the camp's crematorium, loading the dead into a hand-cranked elevator. I, too, felt dead. Hardened, I had become a number.
Soon, my brothers and I were sent to Schlieben, one of Buchenwald's sub-camps near Berlin.
One morning I thought I heard my mother's voice.
'Son,' she said softly but clearly,' I am going to send you an angel.'
Then I woke up. Just a dream. A beautiful dream. But in this place there could be no angels. There was only work. And hunger. And fear.
A couple of days later, I was walking around the camp, around the barracks, near the barbed-wire fence where the guards could not easily see. I was alone. On the other side of the fence, I spotted someone: a little girl with light, almost luminous curls. She was half-hidden behind a birch tree. I glanced around to make sure no one saw me.
I called to her softly in German. 'Do you have something to eat?'
She didn't understand. I inched closer to the fence and repeated the question in Polish.
She stepped forward. I was thin and gaunt, with rags wrapped around my feet, but the girl looked unafraid. In her eyes, I saw life. She pulled an apple from her woolen jacket and threw it over the fence. I grabbed the fruit and, as I started to run away, I heard her say faintly, 'I'll see you tomorrow.'
I returned to the same spot by the fence at the same time every day. She was always there with something for me to eat - a hunk of bread or, better yet, an apple. We didn't dare speak or linger. To be caught would mean death for us both. I didn't know anything about her, just a kind farm girl, except that she understood Polish. What was her name? Why was she risking her life for me? Hope was in such short supply, and this girl on the other side of the fence gave me some, as nourishing in its way as the bread and apples
.
Nearly seven months later, my brothers and I were crammed into a coal car and shipped to Theresienstadt camp in Czechoslovakia. 'Don't return,' I told the girl that day. 'We're leaving.' I turned toward the barracks and didn't look back, didn't even say good-bye to the little girl whose name I'd never learned, the girl with the apples.
We were in Theresienstadt for three months. The war was winding down and Allied forces were closing in, yet my fate seemed sealed.
On May 10, 1945, I was scheduled to die in the gas chamber at 10:00 AM. In the quiet of dawn, I tried to prepare myself. So many times death seemed ready to claim me, but somehow I'd survived. Now, it was over. I thought of my parents. At least, I thought, we will be reunited. But at 8 A.M. there was a commotion. I heard shouts, and saw people running every which way through camp. I caught up with my brothers. Russian troops had liberated the camp! The gates swung open. Everyone was running, so I did too. Amazingly, all of my brothers had survived; I'm not sure how. But I knew that the girl with the apples had been the key to my survival.
In a place where evil seemed triumphant, one person's goodness had saved my life, had given me hope in a place where there was none. My mother had promised to send me an angel, and the angel had come.
Eventually I made my way to England where I was sponsored by a Jewish charity, put up in a hostel with other boys who had survived the Holocaust and trained in electronics. Then I came to America, where my brother Sam had already moved. I served in the U. S. Army during the Korean War, and returned to New York City after two years.
By August 1957 I'd opened my own electronics repair shop. I was starting to settle in. One day, my friend Sid who I knew from England called me.
'I've got a date. She's got a Polish friend. Let's double date.'
A blind date? Nah, that wasn't for me.
But Sid kept pestering me, and a few days later we headed up to the Bronx to pick up his date and her friend Roma.
I had to admit, for a blind date this wasn't so bad. Roma was a nurse at a Bronx hospital. She was kind and smart. Beautiful, too, with swirling brown curls and green, almond-shaped eyes that sparkled with life. The four of us drove out to Coney Island. Roma was easy to talk to, easy to be with. Turned out she was wary of blind dates too! We were both just doing our friends a favor.
We took a stroll on the boardwalk, enjoying the salty Atlantic breeze, and then had dinner by the shore. I couldn't remember having a better time. We piled back into Sid's car, Roma and I sharing the backseat.
As European Jews who had survived the war, we were aware that much had been left unsaid between us. She broached the subject, 'Where were you,' she asked softly, 'during the war?'
'The camps,' I said.
The terrible memories still vivid, the irreparable loss. I had tried to forget. But you can never forget.
She nodded. 'My family was hiding on a farm in Germany, not far from Berlin,' she told me. 'My father knew a priest, and he got us Aryan papers.'
I imagined how she must have suffered too, fear, a constant companion. And yet here we were both survivors, in a new world.
'There was a camp next to the farm.' Roma continued. 'I saw a boy there and I would throw him apples every day.'
What an amazing coincidence that she had helped some other boy. 'What did he look like? I asked.
'He was tall, skinny, and hungry. I must have seen him every day for six months.'
My heart was racing. I couldn't believe it. This couldn't be. 'Did he tell you one day not to come back because he was leaving Schlieben?'
Roma looked at me in amazement. 'Yes!'
'That was me!' I was ready to burst with joy and awe, flooded with emotions. I couldn't believe it!
My angel. 'I'm not letting you go.' I said to Roma.
And in the back of the car on that blind date, I proposed to her. I didn't want to wait.
'You're crazy!' she said. But she invited me to meet her parents for Shabbat dinner the following week. There was so much I looked forward to learning about Roma, but the most important things I always knew: her steadfastness, her goodness. For many months, in the worst of circumstances, she had come to the fence and given me hope. Now that I'd found her again, I could never let her go.
That day, she said yes. And I kept my word. After nearly 50 years of marriage, two children and three grandchildren, I have never let her go.
Herman Rosenblat of Miami Beach, Florida
This story is being made into a movie called "The Fence."
This story reminds us of the good and the evil in human beings. And the power of God...and Love
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 25, 2008, 12:47:32 AM
How many times did you vote M'ette ? ;D
Post by: unique on July 25, 2008, 06:57:51 AM
http://bulk-survival-food.com/the-readystore-has-mountain-house-10-cans/122
"If he's not guilty, then why does he keep denying it?" - Catch 22
Post by: Ruger-55 on July 25, 2008, 08:42:23 AM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 04, 2008, 07:18:07 PM
Just sit back and enjoy a piece of IT creative brilliance.
Somebody spent A LOT of time here!!
http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/077/2/e/Animator_vs__Animation_by_alanbecker.swf
Post by: unique on August 04, 2008, 07:31:34 PM
Click on the link below, click on PLAY, then leave the mouse alone.
Just sit back and enjoy a piece of IT creative brilliance.
Somebody spent A LOT of time here!!
http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/077/2/e/Animator_vs__Animation_by_alanbecker.swf
I can't imagine having the time, let alone the ability to do something like that. Of course if you had the time...
I seem to remember having free time, of course I was working for someone else at the time. Being self employed does change all that.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 05, 2008, 12:38:00 AM
This is weird, but interesting!
fi yuo cna raed t ihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it doesn't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny
iproamtnt tihng is ta ht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The
rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is
bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a
wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 05, 2008, 12:44:22 AM
Post by: Hazcat on August 05, 2008, 06:07:09 AM
Post by: shooter32 on August 05, 2008, 09:06:09 AM
Only great minds can read this ..( I could read it fast and just fine) 8)
This is weird, but interesting!
fi yuo cna raed t ihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it doesn't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny
iproamtnt tihng is ta ht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The
rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is
bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a
wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Ok, I'll go with a great mind. ;D
Post by: jaybet on August 05, 2008, 10:26:32 AM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 05, 2008, 11:51:34 PM
http://www.lewrockwell.com/blog/lewrw/archives/013117.html
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 08, 2008, 11:41:36 PM
My brother in law just had his knee replaced. he is a retired professional body builder..and has one of the highest pain tolerances that I have ever known anyone to have. But this surgery has made him question his ability to block out the pain. he is doing great.. but he said it hurts like nothing in the world he has ever gone through.. My youngest son and my ex are going to have to have it done in a year or 2.. so I have really been looking at the pictures etc.. ( have to tell you that I got queasy as hell too.. about made me want to faint.. LOL )
Here is a website.
Go to virtual knee surgery....You can see actual pictures of the surgery and then you can perform the surgery.
http://www.edheads.org/activities/knee/
Post by: ellis4538 on August 09, 2008, 07:41:57 AM
Wish them well,
Richard
Post by: k39noodles on August 09, 2008, 10:24:58 AM
I wish I'd had replacements. In a stupid fall on some stairs, I ruptured BOTH my quad tendons. The quads are the four muscles that form the fronts of our thighs, and are what hold us upright. I had that same BIG incision on both knees, and holes drilled in my patella to hold the sutures reattaching the quad to the knee. If I had had replacements, I would have been up and walking right after surgery, but I had to have rigid braces on both legs to keep my knees straight FOR A MONTH.
I got off the pain pills during the five days in the hospital, but because of the risk of clots forming due to the inactivity, I had to give myself a shot of Lovenox in the belly every day. That was a piece-of-cake, but getting off the hospital bed, that was set up in our living room, to get to the powder room was the worst pain that I've ever experienced. Even with the braces, if my lower leg was not supported, it had to deal with gravity, and the slightest flex produced sickening pain. Swinging my legs off the bed to get to crutches or a wheelchair wasn't fun, but I was lucky to always have good upper body strength, so I could fling myself around pretty good after a while.
But the mind takes all that bad stuff away, and it seems now as though that was another person. I worked very hard and got my full range of motion back VERY quickly. The only lingering problem is from the atrophy to the muscles from the immobility. Getting full strength back is taking a bit longer.
I'd say that if you need a replacement - GO FOR IT! One leg would be a piece-of-cake, and you won't have to sweat the atrophy. Nothing beats painless mobility.
Later,
Bill (k39noodles)
P.S. The capper was that after all was done, the good folks at Blue Shield sent me a letter asking if their was somebody THEY could sue to get back their money! I always thought that insurance companies were in the business of taking risks - not sure things. I told them to shove it up their jumper and gave the letter to the owner of the pistol range where I fell, with advice to pass it on to his lawyer. I was out a couple of grand myself, but how do you sue your own clumsy feet? It sure wasn't the gun store's fault. Get the insurance companies out of the equation, and there's all the money you need for a health-care program.
Post by: jaybet on August 09, 2008, 04:35:23 PM
Post by: DesertMarine on August 09, 2008, 07:07:21 PM
If you have had a knee replacement or are going to have to have one..You might want to look at this website.
My brother in law just had his knee replaced. he is a retired professional body builder..and has one of the highest pain tolerances that I have ever known anyone to have. But this surgery has made him question his ability to block out the pain. he is doing great.. but he said it hurts like nothing in the world he has ever gone through.. My youngest son and my ex are going to have to have it done in a year or 2.. so I have really been looking at the pictures etc.. ( have to tell you that I got queasy as hell too.. about made me want to faint.. LOL )
Here is a website.
Go to virtual knee surgery....You can see actual pictures of the surgery and then you can perform the surgery.
http://www.edheads.org/activities/knee/
I saw a knee operation on tv some years ago. Interesting. Two and half years ago I had a knee replacement. Painful, I am a candy-ass when it comes to pain. The key is to do your therapy as prescribed. The pain goes away and soon you can walk like a normal person. Glad I had the operation and went thru the pain of therapy. No pain anymore. I think this saying is attributed to either the Puking Buzzards or the 82nd, "No pain, no gain", so true.
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 09, 2008, 07:11:58 PM
Post by: DesertMarine on August 10, 2008, 01:33:36 PM
Post by: SwoopSJ on August 10, 2008, 04:03:44 PM
In a stupid fall on some stairs, I ruptured BOTH my quad tendons. I was out a couple of grand myself, but how do you sue your own clumsy feet? It sure wasn't the gun store's fault.
Wow! That is a truly refreshing attitude when you consider today's society wants to reward us for doing "dumb" things. The one that comes to mind, right off the bat, is the lady who sued McDonald's for burning her crotch with coffee. Duh, it's coffee, it's supposed to be hot! Just wanted to commend you, k39noodles, for not taking advantage and perpetuating this "sue happy" system. It's nice to know there are still people with common sense and morals out there.
Swoop
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 10, 2008, 05:51:30 PM
Wow! That is a truly refreshing attitude when you consider today's society wants to reward us for doing "dumb" things. The one that comes to mind, right off the bat, is the lady who sued McDonald's for burning her crotch with coffee. Duh, it's coffee, it's supposed to be hot! Just wanted to commend you, k39noodles, for not taking advantage and perpetuating this "sue happy" system. It's nice to know there are still people with common sense and morals out there.
Swoop
+1
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 12, 2008, 09:34:07 AM
Read the caption to understand how he did it
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/farm.jpg)
Post by: unique on August 12, 2008, 07:27:54 PM
Post by: m25operator on August 12, 2008, 08:22:11 PM
Post by: rojawe on August 12, 2008, 11:09:15 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 15, 2008, 07:39:51 PM
Scientists closer to developing invisibility cloak
WASHINGTON (AP) -- Scientists say they are a step closer to developing materials that could render people and objects invisible.
Researchers have demonstrated for the first time they were able to cloak three-dimensional objects using artificially engineered materials that redirect light around the objects. Previously, they only have been able to cloak very thin two-dimensional objects.
The findings, by scientists at the University of California, Berkeley, led by Xiang Zhang, are to be released later this week in the journals Nature and Science.
The new work moves scientists a step closer to hiding people and objects from visible light, which could have broad applications, including military ones.
People can see objects because they scatter the light that strikes them, reflecting some of it back to the eye. Cloaking uses materials, known as metamaterials, to deflect radar, light or other waves around an object, like water flowing around a smooth rock in a stream.
Metamaterials are mixtures of metal and circuit board materials such as ceramic, Teflon or fiber composite. They are designed to bend visible light in a way that ordinary materials don't. Scientists are trying to use them to bend light around objects so they don't create reflections or shadows.
It differs from stealth technology, which does not make an aircraft invisible but reduces the cross-section available to radar, making it hard to track.
The research was funded in part by the U.S. Army Research Office and the National Science Foundation's Nano-Scale Science and Engineering Center.
Rumors have existed that in 1943 the U.S. Navy made the USS Eldridge, a destroyer or destroyer escort, disappear in what was called the Philadelphia Experiment as part of a Project Rainbow.
Electrical cables wrapped around the ship, degaussing, etc., were involved as was a unified field theory supposedly developed by Einstein.
The Navy denies it ever happened but UFO buffs claim it did and say there were witnesses.
Also, as the story goes once the USS Eldridge was rendered invisible the ship and crew were "teleported" from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, to Norfolk, Virginia. Supposedly, the crew of the civilian merchant ship SS Andrew Furuseth observed the arrival where they witnessed the ghastly sight of sailors that were embedded in the deck and sides of the ship.
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 16, 2008, 12:14:13 AM
During the 70's the ship was on loan to the Greek Navy as the Deleon, and there was a 6 ton discrepancy in build weight, according to Janes Warships and the German Weyers Warships. The 6 tons would have been the weight of the electro magnets, as guns etc, remained the same. Also there were discrepancies in dates that the ship entered service, There is an anti submarine after action report filed by the Capt. dated about 6 months before she was supposedly launched.
My Uncle was in the Navy during WWII and clearly remembered a newspaper story about a crew member walking through the wall of a Norfolk bar and never being seen again. Supposedly all the surviving crew had to be institutionalized because of what they had seen and experienced.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 16, 2008, 12:56:05 AM
http://home.windstream.net/tomf42344/
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 16, 2008, 09:25:37 AM
This is scary, but interesting, think of the possibilities.
Scientists closer to developing invisibility cloak
WASHINGTON (AP) -- Scientists say they are a step closer to developing materials that could render people and objects invisible.
Researchers have demonstrated for the first time they were able to cloak three-dimensional objects using artificially engineered materials that redirect light around the objects. Previously, they only have been able to cloak very thin two-dimensional objects.
The findings, by scientists at the University of California, Berkeley, led by Xiang Zhang, are to be released later this week in the journals Nature and Science.
The new work moves scientists a step closer to hiding people and objects from visible light, which could have broad applications, including military ones.
People can see objects because they scatter the light that strikes them, reflecting some of it back to the eye. Cloaking uses materials, known as metamaterials, to deflect radar, light or other waves around an object, like water flowing around a smooth rock in a stream.
Metamaterials are mixtures of metal and circuit board materials such as ceramic, Teflon or fiber composite. They are designed to bend visible light in a way that ordinary materials don't. Scientists are trying to use them to bend light around objects so they don't create reflections or shadows.
It differs from stealth technology, which does not make an aircraft invisible but reduces the cross-section available to radar, making it hard to track.
The research was funded in part by the U.S. Army Research Office and the National Science Foundation's Nano-Scale Science and Engineering Center.
Rumors have existed that in 1943 the U.S. Navy made the USS Eldridge, a destroyer or destroyer escort, disappear in what was called the Philadelphia Experiment as part of a Project Rainbow.
Electrical cables wrapped around the ship, degaussing, etc., were involved as was a unified field theory supposedly developed by Einstein.
The Navy denies it ever happened but UFO buffs claim it did and say there were witnesses.
Also, as the story goes once the USS Eldridge was rendered invisible the ship and crew were "teleported" from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, to Norfolk, Virginia. Supposedly, the crew of the civilian merchant ship SS Andrew Furuseth observed the arrival where they witnessed the ghastly sight of sailors that were embedded in the deck and sides of the ship.
You ain't gonna believe this, but my former boss's son (a metalurgical engineer from Georgia Tech, doing his post doctoral studies at the RIT in Stockholm, Sweden) has been working on this same type of project (may even be in conjunction with this one?).
Neat stuff.. ;)
http://www.physorg.com/news108229131.html
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/81721.php
Pillar of Invisibility
Zhichao Ruan, Min Yan, Curtis W. Neff (my ex-boss's son), and Min Qiu
Physical Review Letters (forthcoming)
While we are a long way off from the lightweight, high-performance, magical cloak of Harry Potter, Muggle physicists have been busy designing ways to make invisibility possible. A recent theoretical analysis of a column-shaped invisibility cloak, by a collaboration of researchers from Sweden and China, showed that a cloak made to ideal specifications could render an object (or wizard) hidden inside perfectly invisible. However, even slight deviations from these specifications will cause the invisibility to break down.
The researchers analyzed the properties of a simulated tube of special metamaterials (manmade materials with intricate, microscopic structures) that can force light to follow a specified path. With the ideal wall thickness, the tube would flawlessly guide light around the inner chamber, rendering the wizard inside invisible. You could walk about, unaware of the cloaked wizard's presence, unless you unceremoniously slam yourself into a pillar that looks like nothing but empty air.
The wizard, who would be unable to see anything outside of the invisibility cloak, could reveal himself by deconstructing the cloak a layer at a time. Imagine if he could wave his wand and remove a layer from the inside of the column, leaving it the same diameter on the outside but making that inner chamber a little larger. With the inner layer removed, the wizard would appear as a thin line, and the background would be slightly distorted. As more of the inside is removed, the wizard would become more apparent and the background would become more distorted. Physicists haven't yet worked out exactly how these distortions would appear to human eyes.
In any case, the collaboration's theoretical study affirms that the ideal column design will allow for perfect invisibility, if metamaterials can be made to the right specifications.. -KM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 16, 2008, 10:29:30 AM
being invisible .........time travel........astral projection... I could go on and on and on....
Post by: ellis4538 on August 16, 2008, 11:42:09 AM
Richard
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 16, 2008, 11:51:47 AM
Post by: Ocin on August 16, 2008, 11:56:47 AM
Heck, if you want to become invisible to most people, run out of money........ ;D
Including the IRS ;D
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 16, 2008, 12:33:07 PM
Including the IRS ;D
Sorry Ocin, NO ONE is invisible to the IRS.
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 16, 2008, 01:04:41 PM
If someone goes missing, just call the IRS and tell them the missing person owes them money.
They will find them...... ;D
Post by: DDMac on August 16, 2008, 01:30:24 PM
Mac.
Post by: Ocin on August 16, 2008, 02:19:28 PM
Sorry Ocin, NO ONE is invisible to the IRS.
Go to Vegas, loose all your money, your house, car, whatever else you own and credit rating.
You wanna bet they loose all interest in you? ;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 16, 2008, 02:38:40 PM
Post by: Ocin on August 16, 2008, 02:48:12 PM
Most IRS agents are Proctologists in the off season..... ;D
You mean they actually have a job :o?
Post by: unique on August 17, 2008, 06:15:33 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 18, 2008, 01:05:13 AM
Woolworths in the 1950's.............
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/image11.jpg)
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 18, 2008, 05:00:47 PM
I don't thiiiink sooooo.. ;D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 18, 2008, 05:02:38 PM
Post by: ellis4538 on August 18, 2008, 06:35:56 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 19, 2008, 01:20:47 AM
Post by: Hazcat on August 19, 2008, 08:08:44 AM
Post by: shooter32 on August 19, 2008, 09:00:01 AM
Post by: DesertMarine on August 19, 2008, 11:44:23 AM
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 19, 2008, 01:53:15 PM
HOW TO BE A GOOD WIFE
Home Economics High School Text Book, 1954
Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal, on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal are part of the warm welcome needed.
Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so that you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.
Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the home just before your husband arrives, gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift, too.
Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair, and if necessary change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part.
Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer, dishwasher, or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and be glad he is home.
Some don'ts: Don't greet him with problems or complaints. Don't complain if he is late for dinner. Count this as minor compared with what he might have gone through that day. Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and unwind.
Listen to him. You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first.
Make the evening his. Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or to other places of entertainment. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure, his need to be home and relax.
The Goal: Try to make your home a place of peace and order where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 19, 2008, 02:20:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2VwnBU1-iU
Post by: Ocin on August 19, 2008, 05:10:12 PM
Just don't shoot the messenger.......... ;D
HOW TO BE A GOOD WIFE
Home Economics High School Text Book, 1954
Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal, on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal are part of the warm welcome needed.
Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so that you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.
Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the home just before your husband arrives, gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift, too.
Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair, and if necessary change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part.
Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer, dishwasher, or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and be glad he is home.
Some don'ts: Don't greet him with problems or complaints. Don't complain if he is late for dinner. Count this as minor compared with what he might have gone through that day. Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and unwind.
Listen to him. You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first.
Make the evening his. Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or to other places of entertainment. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure, his need to be home and relax.
The Goal: Try to make your home a place of peace and order where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.
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Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 19, 2008, 05:34:20 PM
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Choose your words veeeery carefully PegLeg........................explain..........................
(http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/204.gif)
;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 19, 2008, 06:53:15 PM
Are those eggshells I hear beneath my feet???????
Might be time to stuff a sock in it....or tie my hands behind my back so I can't type...... ;D
Heck, I wasn't alive in 1954 when it was written......my wife thought it was funny...a sick kinda funny........but funny... :D
Oh well, can't win 'em all.
At this rate, I can't win any.
8)
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 19, 2008, 06:57:38 PM
Not alive in 54? Well you'se jus' a wee baby then.. You are forgiven... ::)
Heck, I wasn't alive in 1954 when it was written......my wife thought it was funny...a sick kinda funny........but funny... :D
;D ;D ;D
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.
But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first .
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!
Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.
He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.
He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.
Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus:
What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her own life.
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.
And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.
The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.
Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?
Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?
What would YOU do?
What Lancelot chose is below. BUT..................................
.make YOUR choice before you scroll down below.
OKAY?
Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now....what is the moral to this story?
The moral is.....
If you don't let a woman have her own way....
Things are going to get ugly!!!
Post by: ellis4538 on August 20, 2008, 06:21:49 AM
Post by: DDMac on August 20, 2008, 02:58:51 PM
I think I started smoking in 1954.
Mac.
Post by: ericire12 on August 20, 2008, 03:08:43 PM
As it should be........... ;)
Ill do you one better.... the best Bud Light commercial EVER:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJJL5dxgVaM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 20, 2008, 03:45:31 PM
Loved it.. ;D
Post by: tumblebug on August 21, 2008, 05:01:08 PM
Post by: Walter45Auto on August 23, 2008, 10:46:19 PM
Ill do you one better.... the best Bud Light commercial EVER:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJJL5dxgVaM
That's got to be the funniest commercial I've ever seen!!!! I wonder if I could use one of those as a GUN FUND???? ;D
Post by: Ocin on August 24, 2008, 06:15:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnUEcG4iH34&feature=related
Post by: DDMac on August 27, 2008, 08:07:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aK5SeKDvgA&NR=1
If this don't move your foot.. you're dead!
Mac.
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 27, 2008, 10:53:43 PM
Here's one back at you.
Some good old pickin' on a couple of flat top boxes. They don't get going 'til about the 1:00 minute mark.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UauECrCIYl8
The young kid (Derek Trucks) has been playing since he was like 4 or 5. The older guy (Warren Haynes) is an old hand at the business. Both play with The Allman Brothers.
Post by: SwoopSJ on August 27, 2008, 11:40:38 PM
Swoop
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 27, 2008, 11:47:59 PM
As to the first video, wow! I never have been a big Kansas fan other that "Dust in The Wind", but that little girl rocked "Wayward Son". Warren Haynes and Derek Trucks... how can you beat that? The Allman Brothers Band has been my favorite group for a long, long time. I have been priviledged to hear them live atleast a dozen times and they have never failed to impress. I have seen just about all of the "greats" over the years, minus SRV, Hendrix, and Duane. :'( However, Derek Trucks simply amazes me with the way he can make the guitar sing. Thanks guys for the "tunage"! Gonna have to break out one of the ol' git boxes now and do a little playing myself.
Swoop
+1..I've noticed a lot of gun folks like to play 6-stringer now and again...myself included........SRV was the man.. 8)
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 28, 2008, 01:00:21 AM
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This is amazing.... And it happened here out on the country this last year when the country side flooded.
I didn't see it happen, but I looked at it afterward..
http://www.wmtw.com/video/17144859/index.html
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 28, 2008, 01:39:09 AM
Loved the music... :)
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This is amazing.... And it happened here out on the country this last year when the country side flooded.
I didn't see it happen, but I looked at it afterward..
http://www.wmtw.com/video/17144859/index.html
The one in the video was in Freeport Me. home of L L Bean, Just north of Portland.
Post by: Hazcat on August 28, 2008, 07:45:05 AM
+1..I've noticed a lot of gun folks like to play 6-stringer now and again...myself included........SRV was the man.. 8)
I was lucky enough to see him in Pittsburgh about two weeks before we lost him. INCREDIBLE talent!
Post by: shooter32 on August 28, 2008, 08:59:23 AM
I was lucky enough to see him in Pittsburgh about two weeks before we lost him. INCREDIBLE talent!
SRV was indeed a great talent!! AND THE MAN 8)
Derek Truck has some of SRV running through him.
Jay whats your opion on the kid??
Post by: m25operator on August 28, 2008, 05:54:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ix4TNJvVk8M&feature=related
Post by: twyacht on August 28, 2008, 10:33:00 PM
Where's the Jaybethel streaming vid for us DRTV locals?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y1PiHsS8LP8
Post by: jaybet on August 29, 2008, 07:22:27 AM
Saw Derek Trucks in Charlotte, brought it all back. Awesome.I'm too low tech for that. I don't Youtube yet and there's no video camera. Maybe Marshallette can come out and video us .
Where's the Jaybethel streaming vid for us DRTV locals?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y1PiHsS8LP8
Post by: shooter32 on August 29, 2008, 09:45:07 AM
I'm too low tech for that. I don't Youtube yet and there's no video camera. Maybe Marshallette can come out and video us .Jay time to tech it up man!
We "down range crew" would like to give ya listen ;D ;D
Maybe your new, ruger gingle would be a good first 8)
Post by: jaybet on August 29, 2008, 09:50:17 AM
Jay time to tech it up man!Well, I'm not a complete Lodite...there's www.bluebone.net "Music Downloads" page, where you can check out a lot of stuff.
We "down range crew" would like to give ya listen ;D ;D
Maybe your new, ruger gingle would be a good first 8)
Start there. When the camera crew gets here I'll send out a notice, but you're probably better off without a visual.
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 29, 2008, 11:57:19 AM
Well, I'm not a complete Lodite...there's www.bluebone.net "Music Downloads" page, where you can check out a lot of stuff.
Start there. When the camera crew gets here I'll send out a notice, but you're probably better off without a visual.
Checked out your web site and music...damn, you jam pretty good my man....you can make that 6 string sing...keep it up.. ;)
Post by: jaybet on August 29, 2008, 04:02:44 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 04, 2008, 01:27:21 AM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 04, 2008, 01:27:31 AM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 04, 2008, 01:38:50 AM
Post by: jaybet on September 04, 2008, 06:13:01 AM
oh yeah... let me listen to you jam all night and I'll do the video work.. ;)Things are looking up! Got to get busy on that ballad.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 04, 2008, 06:50:28 PM
These photos were taken recently by myself, Tom Carver. I live on Lakelse Lake just outside of Terrace, B.C.
I own The Water Lily Bay Resort and I also feed the swans on the lake all the time!
Eagles are very common in this area, too.
Enjoy! Swan and Eagle pictures.
So here is the swan photo.
What a beautiful bird, so graceful and majestic.
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/ATT00004.jpg)
Here comes the Eagle!!!
You can see the feathers flying here from the swan.
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/ATT00007.jpg)
This one is so amazing to see the actual eagle wing span beside the swan.
The poor swan must be scared to death . The swan is attempting to escape death in the air.
The eagle is loosing his grip on the swan in this picture.
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/ATT00010.jpg)
Now the eagle has just lost his grip on the swan completely.
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/ATT00013.jpg)
At this point the swan starts falling straight down.
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/ATT00019.jpg)
The swan falls into the water below, swims away and the eagle just looks on at his 'lost' prey.
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/ATT00022.jpg)
I'm amazed at these picture because I've NEVER seen eagles attack or tackle something so big in mid-air before.
Post by: Hazcat on September 04, 2008, 08:45:00 PM
M'ette, I KNOW you understand that. Like we hunters are part of nature and the BEST part of conservation.
Post by: Ocin on September 05, 2008, 03:41:27 AM
Cool pics M'ette.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 06, 2008, 11:51:34 AM
Post by: ellis4538 on September 06, 2008, 01:09:11 PM
Richard
Post by: DesertMarine on September 06, 2008, 04:38:20 PM
Post by: ellis4538 on September 07, 2008, 06:52:30 AM
Richard
Post by: Hazcat on September 07, 2008, 08:30:41 AM
;D ;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 07, 2008, 12:37:13 PM
Drink? Did someone mention a drink (or better yet drinkS)? Where? When? Who? Why wasn't I asked?
;D ;D
I'd offer you some of mine...but you don't have a long enough straw........cheers...... ;D
Post by: jaybet on September 07, 2008, 01:25:38 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 09, 2008, 04:02:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcU4t6zRAKg
Post by: TAB on September 09, 2008, 04:30:05 PM
I really don't know what to say...
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 09, 2008, 05:49:16 PM
What can you say to that?
I'd say, "What we have here, is a severe case of constipation...brought on by 'Cranial-Rectal Disorder' (aka: Head-in-ass disease)".
Post by: Hazcat on September 09, 2008, 05:53:16 PM
What can you say to that?
They need to quit living on Daddy's money and get a real life.
Post by: SwoopSJ on September 10, 2008, 01:16:24 AM
Swoop
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 10, 2008, 01:57:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSEaHyzbqTA
I really don't know what to say...
How about "I bet she'll never shave her....." ;D
Post by: twyacht on September 10, 2008, 03:25:37 AM
Shame.......
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 10, 2008, 01:37:36 PM
That leaves me with my mouth open and blinking in disbelief.
Post by: DDMac on September 10, 2008, 01:57:48 PM
Because afterwards there is wine, smoke and wild group sex before going back to work at the phone company.
There is stuff happening in the gentle NC mountains that outside people would not believe. Blood cults, a Nazi castle, all just waiting for the right passer-by to fall victim.
Come see us, ya hear!
Mac.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 10, 2008, 05:38:06 PM
You have to click on this and then click on it again..
weird........ :-\
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 11, 2008, 01:44:55 AM
Post by: twyacht on September 11, 2008, 07:11:12 PM
That song we've all heard a million times, when sung like it was intended, its truly amazing.
Kinda like the Louis Armstrong, What a Wonderful World,,,,Its how the song was supposed to be sung.
Thank you Marshal'ette, where's that Asian kid playing Kansas on the organ????? ;D
Post by: DDMac on September 11, 2008, 07:17:13 PM
Mac
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 12, 2008, 11:46:14 AM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 14, 2008, 10:15:46 PM
'Mister,' he said, 'I want to buy one of your puppies.'
'Well,' said the farmer,
As he rubbed the sweat off the back of his neck, 'These puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money.'
The boy dropped his head for a moment.
Then reaching deep into his pocket,
He pulled out a handful of change
And held it up to the farmer.
I've got thirty-nine cents.
Is that enough to take a look?'
'Sure,' said the farmer.
And with that he let out a whistle.
'Here, Dolly!' he called.
Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran
Dolly followed by four little balls of fur.
The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delight.
As the dogs made their way to the fence,
The little boy noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse.
Slowly another little ball appeared, this one noticeably smaller. Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat awkward manner, the little pup began hobbling toward the others, doing its best to catch up...
'I want that one,' the little boy said, pointing to the runt. The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said, 'Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able to run and play with you like these other dogs would.'
With that the little boy stepped back from the fence, reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his trousers.
In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down both sides of his leg attaching itself to a specially made shoe.
Looking back up at the farmer, he said,
'You see sir, I don't run too well myself,
And he will need someone who understands.'
With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached down and picked up the little pup.
Holding it carefully handed it to the little boy.
'How much?' asked the little boy.
'No charge,' answered the farmer, 'There's no charge for love.'
Post by: SwoopSJ on September 15, 2008, 12:07:35 AM
Swoop
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 15, 2008, 12:12:25 AM
This one came from England, by the way.
I don't know about you, but this would slow me down! People slow down and try to 'straddle' the hole, then breath a sign of relief they completely clear it!
This is actually a speed control device that is in use. Look at all three pictures. And it is much cheaper than speed camera's
These can be picked up and moved..
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/image0011111.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/image0022222.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/image0033333.jpg)
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 15, 2008, 12:16:29 AM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 17, 2008, 01:19:00 PM
I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being.
She said, 'Hi handsome My name is Rose. I'm eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?'
I laughed and enthusiastically responded, 'Of course you may!' and she gave me a giant squeeze.
'Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?' I asked.
She jokingly replied, 'I'm here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids...'
'No seriously,' I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age.
'I always dreamed of having a college education and now I'm getting one!' she told me.
After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake.
We became instant friends. Every day for the next three months we would leave class together and talk nonstop. I was always mesmerized listening to this 'time machine' as she shared her wisdom and experience with me.
Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made friends wherever she went. She loved to dress up and she reveled in the attention bestowed upon her from the other students.. She was living it up.
At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our football banquet. I'll never forget what she taught us. She was introduced and stepped up to the podium. As she began to deliver her prepared speech, she dropped her three by five cards on the floor.
Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the microphone and simply said, 'I'm sorry I'm so jittery. I gave up beer for Lent and this whiskey is killing me! I'll never get my speech back in order so let me just tell you what I know.'
As we laughed she cleared her throat and began, 'We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop playing.
There are only four secrets to staying young, being happy, and achieving success You have to laugh and find humor every day. You've got to have a dream. When you lose your dreams, you die.
We have so many people walking around who are dead and don't even know it!
There is a huge difference between growing older and growing up.
If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and don't do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old. If I am eighty-seven years old and stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn eighty-eight.
Anybody can grow older. That doesn't take any talent or ability. The idea is to grow up by always finding opportunity in change. Have no regrets.
The elderly usually don't have regrets for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. The only people who fear death are those with regrets.'
She concluded her speech by courageously singing 'The Rose.'
She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and live them out in our daily lives. At the year' s end Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those years ago.
One week after graduation Rose died peacefully in her sleep.
Over two thousand college students attended her funeral in tribute to the wonderful woman who taught by example that
it's never too late to be all you can possibly be.
These words have been passed along in loving memory of ROSE.
REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.
We make a Living by what we get, We make a Life by what we give.
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.
Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there.'
Post by: deepwater on September 17, 2008, 01:27:04 PM
Quote
REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.I don't think any of my co-workers or close friends (or my wife for that matter) will ever grow up. I love it !!!!!
Post by: Hazcat on September 17, 2008, 04:18:21 PM
I don't think any of my co-workers or close friends (or my wife for that matter) will ever grow up. I love it !!!!!
I resemble that remark! ;D
Post by: DesertMarine on September 17, 2008, 06:23:58 PM
Post by: Squibby on September 17, 2008, 11:22:14 PM
Quilted Northern to market it to those looking for ‘quality’ bathroom time
updated 4:11 p.m. PT, Wed., Sept. 17, 2008
NEENAH, Wis. - If two-ply toilet paper is good, then three-ply tissue must be better. At least that's what toilet-paper researchers in northeastern Wisconsin hope.
Yes, there is such a thing as a toilet-paper researcher. And a team of them at Georgia Pacific's Innovation Institute in Neenah has come up with a three-ply version of its Quilted Northern product.
The new product will be launched Monday. The company touts the toilet tissue as "ultra-soft" and says it plans to market the product to women 45 and older who view their bathroom as a "sanctuary for quality time."
Industry analyst Bill Schmitz is skeptical. He said extra layers make toilet paper stronger, not softer, although he said Georgia Pacific may have added extra fibers for softness.
Geez, if the General Public's IQ gets any closer to a McDonald's hamburger - talk about needing a large viral epidemic to wipe out certain miscreants. Wow, my arse feels pampered already.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 17, 2008, 11:30:11 PM
I know that is where "I" love to spend a nice quiet meditative session. ::)
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 18, 2008, 01:18:00 AM
Ahhh yes.. The "sanctuary for quality time."
I know that is where "I" love to spend a nice quiet meditative session. ::)
Do you feel like "Queen for a day" when you sit on the throne ?
People are turning into a bunch of wusses, a mere 80 years ago they were still using corncobs or the sears catalog.
Good Grief !
Post by: DDMac on September 18, 2008, 05:04:35 AM
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj211/DMACK_2008/IMG_1418.jpg)
Mac.
PS. I know, the safety cones may be a bit pretentious, but they were a gift, so... Mc.
Post by: Hazcat on September 18, 2008, 07:19:34 AM
Post by: ericire12 on September 18, 2008, 08:42:29 AM
Three ply TP.......and the plumbers go wild!!!!!!!!!!
OD TP ....................and Mack goes wild!
Post by: shooter32 on September 18, 2008, 08:58:33 AM
OD TP ....................and Mack goes wild!
Mack,
Do you have yours in camo? Or does it depend on the task? ;D
Post by: ericire12 on September 18, 2008, 09:24:27 AM
Mack,
Do you have yours in camo? Or does it depend on the task? ;D
(http://www.castleen.com/justforfun/toiletpapers/camoTP.jpg)
(http://www.baronbob.com/toiletpaper-camo.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2229/2173088905_277306bfcc.jpg)
;D
Post by: shooter32 on September 18, 2008, 09:27:58 AM
That would be a good one to add to elk camp this year. ;D
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 18, 2008, 09:34:27 AM
Post by: Hazcat on September 18, 2008, 09:38:27 AM
Gives a new meaning to "Sh!t rolls downhill". ;D
Tom,
With that set up I don't think we're talking about "rolling". More like dropping. ;D
Post by: Squibby on September 18, 2008, 12:25:54 PM
Post by: Hazcat on September 18, 2008, 12:33:52 PM
Obviously, this thread has gone into the dumper.... :o :o
YEP! An I'm soooooo proud that I wuz a part of that! ;D
Post by: ericire12 on September 18, 2008, 12:36:59 PM
Obviously, this thread has gone into the dumper.... :o :o
Squibby, is this the wrong thread to make the comment that you are a hot piece of ass? ;D
:o :o :o :o :o
(http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=216;type=avatar)
:o :o :o :o :o
Post by: ericire12 on September 18, 2008, 12:45:17 PM
No, but I may have phrased it differently.
Crap, you are probably right. That stinks!
Post by: mudman on September 18, 2008, 06:33:35 PM
Post by: Squibby on September 18, 2008, 09:16:19 PM
And she gave her beau a sig the gift that keep's on giving rnd after rnd.
I wish I could say there was a happy ending with the beau Mudman.
He gave me back the customized Sig....and my heart. :'(
Post by: jaybet on September 18, 2008, 09:47:33 PM
Post by: Squibby on September 18, 2008, 10:03:09 PM
Well, you're probably better off...obviously the guy is a half-wit. Or gay.
Thanks Jay,
He's defintely not gay, and I am better off. There really is a light at the end of tunnel, and no...it's not a train. ;)
Post by: TAB on September 19, 2008, 02:13:16 PM
(http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/going-to-the-hello-kitty-convention.jpg)
;D
Post by: DDMac on September 19, 2008, 03:26:28 PM
Mac.
Post by: MikeBjerum on September 19, 2008, 03:30:55 PM
I know it's painful, but look at the bright side ...
You got a really cool gun back!
What would you have done with some lame used ring.
By the way, I have a couple friends with rings for sale. They'll sell cheap, because neither is taking the chance at giving one again.
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 19, 2008, 08:13:51 PM
look on the bright side... now you can date this stud...
(http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/going-to-the-hello-kitty-convention.jpg)
;D
TAB must have gone to a Baseball game at Pac - Bell Park in SF.
There are some REALLY weird people out there ???
Post by: TAB on September 19, 2008, 10:01:55 PM
TAB must have gone to a Baseball game at Pac - Bell Park in SF.
There are some REALLY weird people out there ???
Your giving them too much credit... I don't think they are even people.
All in All the city is a great place to vist it, but I would not want to live there...
Post by: Squibby on September 19, 2008, 11:21:52 PM
Tab, remind me not to take your dating advice....ever ;D
Post by: TAB on September 20, 2008, 12:00:11 AM
Tab, remind me not to take your dating advice....ever ;D
unless your bi I don't think it would help all that much.
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 20, 2008, 12:08:44 AM
Your giving them too much credit... I don't think they are even people.
All in All the city is a great place to vist it, but I would not want to live there...
Part of why I'm divorced, She did ??? I said if I thought I'd be spending the rest of my life in the Bay area I would walk in front of a truck.
Post by: TAB on September 20, 2008, 12:23:24 AM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 20, 2008, 12:47:09 AM
In Phoenix , Arizona , a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year
old son, who was dying of terminal leukemia.
Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of determination. Like any parent, she
wanted her son to grow up & fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible.
The leukemia would see to that. But she
still wanted her son's dream to come true.
She took her son's hand and asked,
'Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up?
Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life?'
Mom my, 'I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up.'
Mom smiled back and said, 'Let's see if we can make your wish come true.'
Later that day she went to her
local fire Department in Phoenix , Arizona , where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix ..
She explained her son's final wish and
Asked if it might be possible
to give her 6 year-old son a ride around the block on a fire engine.
Fireman Bob said, 'Look, we can do
better than that. If you'll have your son ready at seven o'clock Wednesday morning, we'll make
him an honorary Fireman for the whole day.
He can come down to the fire station, eat with us, go out on all the fire calls, the whole nine yards!
And if you'll give us his sizes, we'll get a real fire uniform for him, with a real fire hat - not a toy --
one-with the emblem of the Phoenix Fire Department on it, a yellow slicker like we wear and rubber boots.'
'They're all manufactured right here in
Phoenix , so we can get them fast.'
Three days later Fireman Bob picked up Billy, dressed him in his uniform and escorted him
from his hospital bed to the waiting hook and ladder truck.
Billy got to sit on the back of the truck
and help steer it back to the fire station.
He was in heaven.
There were three fire calls in Phoenix that day and Billy got to go out on all three calls.
He rode in the different fire engines,
the Paramedic's van, and even the fire chief's car.
He was also videotaped for the
local news program.
Having his dream come true,
with all the love and attention that was lavished upon him, so deeply touched Billy,
that he lived three months longer than any doctor thought possible.
One night all of his vital signs began to drop dramatically and the head nurse, who believed
in the hospice concept - that no one should die alone, began to call the family members to the hospital.
Then she remembered the day Billy had spent as a Fireman, so she called the Fire Chief and asked
if it would be possible to send a fireman in uniform to the hospital to be with Billy as he made his transition.
The chief replied, 'We can do better than that. We'll be there in five minutes.
Will you please do me a favor?
When you hear the sirens screaming and see the lights flashing, will you announce over the PA
system that there is not a fire?'
'It's the department coming to see one of its finest members one more time.
And will you open the window to his room?'
About five minutes later a hook and ladder truck arrived at the hospital and extended its
ladder up to Billy's third floor open window--------16 fire-fighters climbed up the ladder into Billy's room.
With his mother's permission, they hugged him and held him and told him how much they LOVED him.
With his dying breath, Billy looked up at the fire chief and said, 'Chief, am I really a fireman now?'
'Billy, you are, and the Head Chief,
Jesus, is holding your hand,' the chief said.
With those words, Billy smiled and said,
'I know, He's been holding my hand all day, and the angels have been singing.. I can hear them. '
He closed his eyes one last time.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 20, 2008, 12:54:31 AM
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/DLIraq.jpg)
Post by: Ocin on September 20, 2008, 06:40:07 AM
Genuine Driving License in IRAQ. ::) ???
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/DLIraq.jpg)
I think it's a fake. Looking at the language on the license and the place where it has been handed out, I think it's a Yugoslavian or maybe a Croatian drivers license.
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 20, 2008, 12:53:28 PM
I think it's a fake. Looking at the language on the license and the place where it has been handed out, I think it's a Yugoslavian or maybe a Croatian drivers license.
I don't know about FAKE, but the explanation is not correct. She was BORN in Kirkuk, the license how ever was issued while she was living in Zagreb Croatia. For one thing it is not written in Arabic script, secondly it gives a Zagreb address, "Dubrava 27". You don't have to read Serbo-Croatian to figure that out.
I guess there is no phrase in that language for "Lets see some ID please".
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 24, 2008, 11:45:36 AM
How old is your brain?
This will drive you nuts.
The site instructions are in Japanese, so read below!
1. Click 'start'
2. Wait for 3, 2, 1.
3. Memorize the numbers positions on the screen, then click the circle from the smallest number to the biggest number.
4. At the end of game, the computer will tell you the age of your brain.
5. Forward the message and type your age in the subject line.
Forward it to your friends
Good luck !
http://flashfabrica.com/f_learning/brain/brain.html
Post by: TAB on September 24, 2008, 05:43:28 PM
Post by: DDMac on September 24, 2008, 06:50:08 PM
Mac.
Post by: MikeBjerum on September 24, 2008, 06:53:59 PM
Being a fanatic about care of fine leather and a stickler for customer service, I feel the urge to offer to oil the holster ;D
Post by: bryand71 on September 24, 2008, 07:06:50 PM
lucky pen (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170264174008)
Some people will spend money on the dumbest crap!
Post by: Big Frank on September 24, 2008, 10:53:53 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 25, 2008, 12:28:25 PM
So there......
We too ofter complain about trivial things, that hold us back from achieving what we can.
This video will show you what determination and courage can achieve.
And the passion of a father son relationship.
One day the son asked his father "Dad" can you enter a race with me?
The father with health problems says "yes"
They went on to race together.
Then they went on to complete a marathon together, and then the son entered more marathons and the father always agreed.
The son then asked the father to complete an Ironman, and again the father agreed.
For those who are not aware the Ironman contest consists of a triathlon (3 events) without stopping.
This is an endurance race that starts off with swimming at sea for 2.4 miles (3.86Km.) then onto a bike race of 112 miles (180.2 Km.) and when completed a foot race of 26.23 miles (42,195Km.) along the shores of Big Island.
The Father and son completed this Ironman together.
Post by: ellis4538 on September 25, 2008, 01:32:34 PM
Richard
Post by: twyacht on September 25, 2008, 01:57:33 PM
"I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. What I can do, I should do and, with the help of God, I WILL DO!"
Everett Hale
Post by: MikeBjerum on September 25, 2008, 11:05:58 PM
GO TWINS !!!
I survived the '87 and '91 World Series, and they had nothing on this weeks series against the Sox!!!
We got to go to Tuesday's game and thought it couldn't get any better than that ...
Until watching tonight ;D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 25, 2008, 11:26:18 PM
You may have already seen this, but I'm posting it anyway. Even if you are not a person of Faith, this video is inspirational.
So there......
We too ofter complain about trivial things, that hold us back from achieving what we can.
This video will show you what determination and courage can achieve.
And the passion of a father son relationship.
I can't tell you in any words what this did to my heart. I cried the whole time I watched it and once again..as I do each day.. give humble thanks to my God, for all things.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 25, 2008, 11:43:19 PM
Forget the pen. I want the boobs! :D
I want the pen......
I already have the boobs... ;)
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 26, 2008, 01:20:18 AM
Post by: Big Frank on September 26, 2008, 06:19:19 AM
I don't know what makes some poeple think we're the only animals that can go to heaven.
If I can't be with my dogs in heaven I'm not going. That's not heaven to me.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 26, 2008, 07:28:40 AM
Post by: Hazcat on September 26, 2008, 07:37:22 AM
Meeee tooooo... and I'll even scoot over and make room for Haz and Stretch.. ;)
Thank ye Ma'am! Strech sends you a purr and a head butt. ;D
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/100_0844-1.jpg)
Post by: ericire12 on September 26, 2008, 07:40:12 AM
These two churches are next to each other. That's the way I heard it anyway.
Its a photoshop piece
Post by: ericire12 on September 26, 2008, 07:42:37 AM
Post by: Hazcat on September 26, 2008, 07:48:15 AM
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/100_0726.jpg)
Post by: ericire12 on September 26, 2008, 08:32:39 AM
Not sure about his marksman skills but he is good at covert attacks.
DRTV Sniper
Post by: DDMac on September 26, 2008, 12:48:45 PM
Mac.
Post by: ericire12 on September 26, 2008, 02:16:45 PM
(http://www.huntingnut.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10003/normal_508725-big.jpeg)
Post by: jaybet on September 26, 2008, 02:42:25 PM
Post by: DDMac on September 26, 2008, 02:44:20 PM
Mac.
Post by: Hazcat on September 26, 2008, 02:51:04 PM
Pic of the day:
(http://www.huntingnut.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10003/normal_508725-big.jpeg)
Speaking of puppies...................;D
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 26, 2008, 03:22:20 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 26, 2008, 06:44:27 PM
Someone has made a very nice $3,000.00 investment.
Mac.
Best one-liner of the day....made me laugh..... ;D
Post by: Big Frank on September 26, 2008, 07:22:25 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 26, 2008, 07:59:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhSWmgxlTHg
Post by: Squibby on September 26, 2008, 11:41:24 PM
Speaking of puppies...................;D
Puppies???....Thought you were talk'n about HOOTERS.
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 27, 2008, 06:21:07 PM
Post by: bryand71 on September 27, 2008, 07:59:31 PM
Pic of the day:
(http://www.huntingnut.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10003/normal_508725-big.jpeg)
:o Hello Nurse!
Post by: twyacht on September 27, 2008, 08:16:24 PM
I need a bow,..... :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
That is true archery porn, thanks Haz,. :o
Can I get this poster size? ;D
Post by: bryand71 on September 28, 2008, 01:28:34 AM
Changing gears....one of my LEO friends sent this...and I ain't quit laughing yet.... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhSWmgxlTHg
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rhSWmgxlTHg&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rhSWmgxlTHg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
Did he faint or have a massive heart attack? It was rather funny though.
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 28, 2008, 11:45:55 AM
Did he faint or have a massive heart attack? It was rather funny though.
I think he just passed out from sheer fear........the exact SAME THING I would do if a snake crawled under my legs too...... :o :o
I don't mind them at a distance......but not right under my a$$......
Also, as evidenced by all of his cohorts leaving him flat out on his back, you never really know who your true friends are until the "snakes are down".. or, "the snake hits the fan"....... ;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 28, 2008, 02:00:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA6ND-rZpt8
Post by: tumblebug on September 29, 2008, 09:03:45 PM
L.M.A.OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 30, 2008, 12:14:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t67B6WPuLtA
Post by: Hazcat on September 30, 2008, 12:15:33 AM
Post by: Big Frank on September 30, 2008, 12:45:18 AM
Post by: TAB on September 30, 2008, 12:51:47 AM
Haz, you missed a fully-nude pole-dance. ;)
with up close pussy shots and all
Post by: Hazcat on September 30, 2008, 12:58:57 AM
I guess M'ette will just have to reenact it for me! ;) ;D
In person...one on one so to speak. 8) (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/teufel/devil-smiley-044.gif)
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 30, 2008, 02:16:49 AM
and your computer must be on crack..cause the video works just fine...still!
Post by: TAB on September 30, 2008, 02:39:50 AM
very funny............... ::)
and your computer must be on crack..cause the video works just fine...still!
direct link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t67B6WPuLtA
link still works, but says its no longer available.
Post by: twyacht on September 30, 2008, 06:19:49 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSQ0YrJnVac
Its part of the driving test,.. really...
Post by: Hazcat on September 30, 2008, 07:37:45 AM
How to get through traffic in the south,.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSQ0YrJnVac
Its part of the driving test,.. really...
YEP! Honest! I had to take that part when I moved here from PA! ;D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 01, 2008, 01:09:42 AM
Getting older is .well.... getting older. . 8)
;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yN-6PbqAPM
Post by: Big Frank on October 01, 2008, 03:13:48 AM
Post by: DDMac on October 01, 2008, 06:48:19 AM
Mac.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 01, 2008, 11:22:15 AM
My wife always says "What goes around, comes around." Never figured that one out until this morning. She bought me some new underwear at Target yesterday and I pulled on a new T-shirt this morning. There it was. Tag sewn in with my name and return adress again!. Must be that time.
Mac.
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/LAUGHING-1.gif)
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 01, 2008, 12:05:16 PM
Yellow Snow - Miller Lite Commercial - Awesome video clips here
Post by: bryand71 on October 01, 2008, 06:49:04 PM
:D That's funny!
Post by: Big Frank on October 01, 2008, 08:16:27 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 02, 2008, 01:28:56 AM
Is that Miller Lite green like pea soup or do I need to adjust my monitor?
The title was "Yellow snow" what do YOU think ?
Post by: Big Frank on October 02, 2008, 02:44:05 AM
The title was "Yellow snow" what do YOU think ?
I think I need someone to tell me what color it REALLY is in this video. :P I know it says yellow snow but that doesn't mean it is yellow snow. I'm just wondering why it looks green to me, since nothing has ever looked the wrong color as long as I've had my computer.
Post by: DesertMarine on October 03, 2008, 08:12:28 AM
Post by: tumblebug on October 03, 2008, 09:46:11 AM
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 03, 2008, 09:48:48 AM
B----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------S
???
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 04, 2008, 03:24:31 PM
Here's a tattoo for you, Haz........ ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: DDMac on October 04, 2008, 03:34:42 PM
I see he's from "O"hio.
Mac
Post by: Hazcat on October 04, 2008, 04:24:30 PM
Right turn, Clyde.......
Here's a tattoo for you, Haz........ ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
LOL!
Darn cats do seem to be real proud of that part. ;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 04, 2008, 09:11:05 PM
Drunk says to a barkeeper, "Looky yonder at that one-eyed cat walkin' in through the door".
Bartender says, "You drunken old fool, that cat's walkin' OUT".
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: Big Frank on October 04, 2008, 09:47:01 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 05, 2008, 04:56:02 PM
I've sent so many political e-mails that my cursor caught on FIRE! :o
http://www.flamingcursor.com/
Post by: tman on October 05, 2008, 05:17:07 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 06, 2008, 12:11:47 PM
http://webscripts.softpedia.com/scriptDownload/Flaming-Cursor-Download-40030.html
I haven't ask Marshal yet ( he doesn't have the time right now..) ... so if anyone can figure it out and get it to work..let me know.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 06, 2008, 12:24:10 PM
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/n615316563_785768_426.jpg)
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 06, 2008, 12:29:19 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 06, 2008, 01:44:20 PM
Maybe a "toss-up"??.......I don't want either job.... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Chinese OCS ?
Post by: Ocin on October 07, 2008, 07:13:48 AM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2487638612433437293&q=Veterans
( I hope you don't mind Tom ;D )
Post by: DDMac on October 07, 2008, 08:30:28 AM
Mac.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 07, 2008, 11:16:47 AM
It is so funny................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BerJdS2VJhA
Post by: ellis4538 on October 07, 2008, 04:32:24 PM
Tips for Handling Telemarketers
Three Little Words That Work !!
(1)The three little words are:'Hold On, Please...'
Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of
hanging-up immedia tely) would make each telemarketing call so much more
time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.
Then when you eventually hear the phone company's 'beep-beep-beep'
tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has
efficiently completed its task.
These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.
(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?
This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records
the time of day when a person answers the phone.
This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a 'real'
sales person to call back and get someone at home.
What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to
immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly
as possible. This confuses the machine that dialed the call and it kicks your
number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their
system any longer !!!
(3) Junk Mail Help:
When you get 'ads' enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return
these 'ads' with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own
junk mail away..
When you get those 'pre-approved' letters in the mail for everything
from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the
return envelope.
Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right? It costs them
more than the regular 41 cents postage 'IF' and when they receive them
back.
It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage was around 50 cents
before the last increase and it is according to the weight. In that case, why
not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little,
postage-paid return envelopes.
One of Andy Rooney's (60 minutes) ideas.
Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza
coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send
them their blank application back!
If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything
you se nd them.
You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them
guessing! It still costs them 41 cents.
The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own
junk back in the mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM them. Let's let them
know what it's like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they're
paying for it...Twice!
Let's help keep our postal service busy since they are saying that e-mail
is cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need to increase
postage costs again You get the idea !
If enough people follow these tips, it will work ---- I have been doing this
for years, and I get very little junk mail anymore.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 07, 2008, 05:00:21 PM
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.
Post by: ellis4538 on October 07, 2008, 05:42:19 PM
Richard
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 07, 2008, 08:42:55 PM
I give it 3 THUMBS UP...... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
http://www.noob.us/entertainment/awesome-card-trick-sam-the-bellhop/
Post by: Big Frank on October 07, 2008, 09:15:47 PM
Body Statistics
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.
Or thinking about the women who's hearts they made beat faster. ;)
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 07, 2008, 09:23:25 PM
Body Statistics
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 10, 2008, 01:39:02 PM
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 10, 2008, 02:07:40 PM
Damn ... that's what happens when you put cats on a pedestal :'(
Post by: Hazcat on October 10, 2008, 08:43:22 PM
I'd say someone needs to go to the fat farm but that one needs a Texas size RANCH! :o
Post by: DDMac on October 10, 2008, 08:52:41 PM
Mac.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 10, 2008, 09:43:47 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 11, 2008, 01:24:30 PM
PegLeg,
I'd say someone needs to go to the fat farm but that one needs a Texas size RANCH! :o
That bad boy defines the term "Fat Cat"....... ;D
Post by: DDMac on October 11, 2008, 01:42:37 PM
It will be off to the Cat-Shrink and the PITA people will be all over this!
Mac.
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 11, 2008, 01:46:18 PM
Don't let him read that! He thinks he is just fluffy.
It will be off to the Cat-Shrink and the PITA people will be all over this!
Mac.
Maybe he should just use a different fabric softener.... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: TAB on October 11, 2008, 02:22:28 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 11, 2008, 02:46:21 PM
(http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t267/dawges/sfn5/HowToGetJailTimeAviGif.gif)
That's one way to keep them from speeding. ;D
Nice find TAB ;D
Post by: Big Frank on October 11, 2008, 08:33:15 PM
(http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t267/dawges/sfn5/HowToGetJailTimeAviGif.gif)
Did he get a ticket, or a handful of them, like the rest of us would? Unless he did it on purpose that was Failure To Maintain Control Of A Motor Vehicle. That's just one of the seven tickets I got in one accident, with no other vehicles involved. :-[
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 12, 2008, 10:40:47 PM
German Engineering verses Arab Technology
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuGu5NfHseg
Post by: Big Frank on October 13, 2008, 12:10:36 AM
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 13, 2008, 12:36:44 PM
Thanks, I love a good laugh.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 13, 2008, 02:03:49 PM
Victor Voitko is the author of the idea,creator and director this acts.
Post by: Hazcat on October 13, 2008, 02:11:13 PM
This is the magic version of the myth about Pygmalion and Galatea. Very beautiful, romantic love history.
Victor Voitko is the author of the idea,creator and director this acts.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk-R6BbsxiY
M'ette, all I see is the 'x'.
Post by: DDMac on October 13, 2008, 02:25:25 PM
Mac.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 13, 2008, 02:33:34 PM
jeeeeze... ::) Buy you books and buy you books and what do you do??
( answer is not ladylike ;) so I am not going to say it. :-X ;D ;D ;D )
seriously... try Firefox..and see the opening up of your world and you'll be able to shit can the X's. :-*
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 13, 2008, 02:46:32 PM
It is at the bottom.
Does anyone else have this problem ( of only seeing the X instead of the embedded video) by using Internet Explorer?
Post by: Big Frank on October 13, 2008, 06:02:21 PM
This is the magic version of the myth about Pygmalion and Galatea. Very beautiful, romantic love history.
Victor Voitko is the author of the idea,creator and director this acts.
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dk-R6BbsxiY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dk-R6BbsxiY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk-R6BbsxiY
I have the same problem as Haz in only seeing an "X", plus I can't see the rest of the page below that. When I switch to Firefox I can see everything but can't reply to anything or quote anyone, so I had to switch back to Internet Explorer. This is only the second time in the years that I've had a computer that I've ever had a problem like this, and both pages were on this forum. That makes me think the problem is in the forum and not with IE. None of the other forums I'm on have this kind of problem.
For all the possible faults IE has, Firefox sucks a lot worse. I had to install add-ons just to see videos and still couldn't see them full-screen on some sites, I can't save shortcuts to my desktop like I do with IE, I have to right-click on the toolbar to open a menu then left-click to open a new tab instead of just clicking on a tab that's already there. There are a couple other reasons why I don't like Firefox too. It just seems like it was never finished when they made it, and you have to keep adding things to it to try to make it work. I want to surf the net, and not have to build something that will let me do it.
Post by: Big Frank on October 13, 2008, 06:15:22 PM
This is the magic version of the myth about Pygmalion and Galatea. Very beautiful, romantic love history.
Victor Voitko is the author of the idea,creator and director this acts.
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dk-R6BbsxiY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dk-R6BbsxiY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk-R6BbsxiY
When I reply or quote I can see the youtube links but not the player. With Firefox I can't edit or delete my posts either. I hate that @#$%^&* browser. >:( It's a PITA. No wonder less than 1 out of 5 people use it.
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 14, 2008, 01:35:32 AM
Post by: Big Frank on October 14, 2008, 02:17:48 AM
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 14, 2008, 02:21:53 AM
I have the latest version, 3.0.3, and it was already up to date but not working right. Now it is for some reason and I can reply, quote, modify, preview, and all that. I didn't do anything to it. Maybe it just doesn't like Vista, but it's supposed to work with all Windows, Mac OS X, and Linux. I've been using IE 6 and then IE 7 as long as I've had a computer and only have a problem with it on this thread and the one about toys. So I switch to Firefox to see them then switch back to what I like. Internet Explorer 8 is in Beta 2 now and as soon as it's out of Beta I'll switch to it. I tried Safari very briefly and didn't like it. So far I haven't tried Opera.
There's one word for YOUR problem. ;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 14, 2008, 12:28:00 PM
Do you have the newest updates for Fire fox? I've had no problems at all.
Same here (knock on wood). But I have both on my desktop because on the Alltel mobile website I can't make changes to my cell phone accounts. Their web site has a message on the menu page that it only works with IE6 or higher. I use IE8 for that site and FireFox for everything else. The main reason I loaded Firefox was to make using the DRTV chatroom easier.
Don't know what might be Frank's problem other than the Vista thing. I still have XP.
Post by: TAB on October 14, 2008, 08:08:16 PM
Post by: Hazcat on October 14, 2008, 08:50:19 PM
There's one word for YOUR problem. ;D
Yep, cause it (Vista) has me too!. The last post I see on page 26 is M'ettes and there is no place for me to post comments. It wasn't until the thread rolled to page 27 that things got normal, though page 26 is still screwed up for me.
Post by: m25operator on October 14, 2008, 09:38:44 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 15, 2008, 01:12:27 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KFE1OLnOZw
ROFL !! That's going out in E Mail
Post by: TAB on October 16, 2008, 12:26:09 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 16, 2008, 12:29:21 PM
I had to stare at it a while to get past the boards propping up the truck to notice that it appears that he's WELDING ON THE GAS TANK.
:o :o
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 16, 2008, 12:31:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt9lErsLafw
Post by: Ocin on October 16, 2008, 12:32:05 PM
Any one know this guy?
What's ya problem man. I was just changing the oil
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 16, 2008, 12:38:25 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 16, 2008, 05:05:38 PM
Post by: Big Frank on October 16, 2008, 07:24:26 PM
There's one word for YOUR problem. ;D
I don't think Vista is the problem. I had XP for a few years and thought Internet Explorer was better than Firefox then too.
Post by: Big Frank on October 16, 2008, 07:26:00 PM
Wild Women of Whippoorwill campground (NC) - getting the pole in the hole contest
They should try that at night with the lights turned out.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 16, 2008, 08:03:59 PM
A Lebanese girl has eyes which are producing an average of eight small crystals a day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5_Rj2zKMy4
Makes my eyes water to watch it.
Post by: Big Frank on October 16, 2008, 09:31:03 PM
You can't understand the language unless you can speak Lebanese... but you can watch and know what is going on.
A Lebanese girl has eyes which are producing an average of eight small crystals a day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5_Rj2zKMy4
Makes my eyes water to watch it.
I think I know what's going on. I saw it before. It was debunked by Skeptical Inquirer magazine several years ago. http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/permalink/girl_cries_crystal_tears/
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 17, 2008, 02:21:14 AM
What's ya problem man. I was just changing the oil
Changing the oils zip code !
Like Forest Gump (The Book) When your an idiot, life's no box of chocolates.
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 18, 2008, 04:20:29 PM
http://www.bassfiles.net/parachute.swf
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 19, 2008, 10:29:08 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 19, 2008, 11:04:51 PM
cash ..of course... ;) And you all are invited to come and stay. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgMLtdVFyIc
$75 million dollar beach house spanning three oceanfront lots in Cameo Shores Southern California.
Here is another tour...
((couldn't put it on as they took off the embedding feature. )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6O9KGANgxg
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 19, 2008, 11:11:03 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 19, 2008, 11:36:51 PM
But if we could.. you all would be invited ...... ;)
Post by: BigSaucy on October 19, 2008, 11:45:41 PM
Post by: alfsauve on October 20, 2008, 06:44:15 AM
Only thing it's missing is an indoor range... think I'll have to pass on this one. ;D
Indoor? Indoor? Where's the 1000yd sniper course? The "fun house"? The "Steel Challenge" course? The Bianchi course?
No. I'll pass on it too.
Post by: TSB on October 20, 2008, 07:19:05 AM
Post by: Hazcat on October 20, 2008, 09:28:02 AM
Post by: ellis4538 on October 20, 2008, 01:13:23 PM
Richard
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 21, 2008, 12:03:19 PM
We all need to laugh. This will do it.
Post by: ericire12 on October 21, 2008, 01:52:49 PM
http://www.babalublog.com/archives/010144.html
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 22, 2008, 05:03:52 PM
Use the little blue knife to carve your pumpkin then press done -
Click below to enter website
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/pumpkin_sim.html
Post by: TAB on October 22, 2008, 05:43:38 PM
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 22, 2008, 05:45:05 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 22, 2008, 05:53:15 PM
Post by: Big Frank on October 22, 2008, 06:08:23 PM
Post by: TSB on October 22, 2008, 06:32:37 PM
Pretty sad statistic...and one that will surely grow in the future!
One picture is worth a 1000 words but no one knows the road traveled to get to that destination! :'(
Post by: Big Frank on October 22, 2008, 08:01:11 PM
I drink.
I don't work.
I don't even get dressed every day.
My hygeine is far from perfect.
But I'm nowhere near rock bottom. I'm retired and lazy.
Post by: ericire12 on October 22, 2008, 08:09:16 PM
Click on the screen and the blue knife will appear...then
Use the little blue knife to carve your pumpkin then press done -
Click below to enter website
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/pumpkin_sim.html
Post by: Hazcat on October 22, 2008, 08:12:53 PM
caught ya M'ette! ;D
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 22, 2008, 08:14:12 PM
Cool when you can turn your play into something worth keeping!
Post by: ericire12 on October 22, 2008, 08:28:53 PM
Post by: Big Frank on October 22, 2008, 08:35:41 PM
Post by: ericire12 on October 22, 2008, 08:42:01 PM
Post by: Hazcat on October 22, 2008, 08:44:30 PM
Post by: ericire12 on October 22, 2008, 08:47:38 PM
How are you guys saving them ???
I paste mine into paint and save it as a JPEG
Post by: Hazcat on October 22, 2008, 08:48:57 PM
Probably a 'Vista' thing.........GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Post by: ericire12 on October 22, 2008, 08:52:05 PM
I can't even get the 'copy' to show up when I right click.
Probably a 'Vista' thing.........GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Try the "print screen" button..... it copies everything on your monitor..... then you will have to crop it in you photo program.
Post by: TAB on October 22, 2008, 09:19:02 PM
Post by: jaybet on October 22, 2008, 10:22:56 PM
I can't even get the 'copy' to show up when I right click.My wife had to get a laptop and HAD to get Vista...they wouldn't "downgrade" the windows.
Probably a 'Vista' thing.........GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
THEN she had to update all her software at 80-150 a pop, and she has trouble with most of it. Bill Gates should quit acting like MOther Teresa and just make his freakin' computer crap work. He's had a monopoly all this time...the s*** should WORK!
What a crook. To quote Cartman, I would kick him squaaare in da nutz.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 23, 2008, 10:55:08 PM
*Maybe we should carve it on a tree Haz... ;)) lol
(Marshal horse laughed when he saw it..
.. now he is trying to make things.. and you are right.. guns look like some one with a bad case of the shakes tried to draw them. ;D ;D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 24, 2008, 12:04:51 AM
This is much more than just 'worth watching'----- It is a real eye-opener! The world as we know it is Changing faster than we may realize.
Http://release.theplatform.com/content.select?pid=x7aVOMrlfkkijQwcLllwk6WjB5JE0zrF
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 24, 2008, 12:08:55 AM
HOPE YOU HAVE BETTER LUCK THAN I DID......BUT I WILL KEEP TRYING.....
http://www.itsga.com/fun/cat_new.swf
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 24, 2008, 01:30:41 AM
Post by: Ocin on October 24, 2008, 05:00:26 AM
117, Haz is gonna HATE this game ;D
139 for me.
Haz will require the help of Dr. Phill ;D
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 24, 2008, 06:46:05 AM
Post by: Hazcat on October 24, 2008, 07:44:15 AM
Post by: Bill Stryker on October 24, 2008, 09:45:52 AM
Post by: ericire12 on October 24, 2008, 01:48:31 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 24, 2008, 02:43:32 PM
Post by: TAB on October 24, 2008, 09:40:12 PM
Post by: Big Frank on October 24, 2008, 09:51:33 PM
where were these at when I was in the miltary? (http://www.brightblackinternet.com/100-pictures-of-military-babes/)
Somehere I saw a page like that of nothing but Turkish military babes, and another page of nothing but Israelis. There may have ben a third page with another country. I was amazed how beautiful they were.
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 25, 2008, 11:28:36 AM
where were these at when I was in the miltary? (http://www.brightblackinternet.com/100-pictures-of-military-babes/)
Where can I surrender ;D, to bad it doesn't identify which country each is from, we could have a poll on who has the cutest troops ;D
Post by: DDMac on October 25, 2008, 02:02:42 PM
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj211/DMACK_2008/MotivationalPoster.jpg)
Mac.
Post by: TAB on October 25, 2008, 05:21:12 PM
Post by: Ocin on October 26, 2008, 04:12:07 AM
http://www.autoweek.nl/videodisp.php?id=1064&cache=no
Post by: twyacht on October 26, 2008, 07:31:33 AM
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/overconfident.gif)
;D ;D
Post by: Hazcat on October 26, 2008, 07:38:49 AM
This one is for Haz,.....
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/overconfident.gif)
;D ;D
That poor eagle!
Post by: ericire12 on October 26, 2008, 09:20:13 AM
That poor eagle!
Nice
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 26, 2008, 04:49:19 PM
That poor eagle!
That cat haz a secret weapon........
Post by: Big Frank on October 26, 2008, 06:07:30 PM
I want to be a boy scout again!!!!!!!! (http://video.yahoo.com/watch/3701006/10181648)
Young ladies only need apply. Boy Scouts will be boys. ;) ;D
Post by: TAB on October 26, 2008, 06:37:00 PM
Young ladies only need apply. Boy Scouts will be boys. ;) ;D
on that note...
How doe a cub scout become a boy scout?
He eats a brownie.
Post by: TAB on October 26, 2008, 10:32:45 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 26, 2008, 10:43:53 PM
Do you REALLY want me to answer you? ;)
Okay..you ask for it.
So what do you guys/gals think of my new avatar.
((it's sooooo tiny.... and cute..)))
((but don't you hear that ALL the time)) ;D ;D
Seriously.. since I don't have any other avatar of you to compare it to..and it IS the season........
I like it.
Post by: deepwater on October 26, 2008, 10:44:48 PM
Quote
So what do you guys/gals think of my new avatar.buddy,,, you have issues.. not that you have more issues than the rest of us, just... different. ;D
nice though... ;D ;D :o
Post by: TAB on October 26, 2008, 10:49:43 PM
Post by: jaybet on October 27, 2008, 08:33:51 AM
So what do you guys/gals think of my new avatar.Looks just like a pumpkin, only smaller.
Post by: TSB on October 27, 2008, 08:39:44 AM
So what do you guys/gals think of my new avatar.
Based on color, I'd say you need some antibiotics..... :P
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 27, 2008, 08:46:40 AM
Post by: ericire12 on October 27, 2008, 03:21:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNZ3nA7Mz7o&feature=related
Post by: Big Frank on October 27, 2008, 09:32:31 PM
So what do you guys/gals think of my new avatar.
It's okay if your name is Gordy. Or Gourdy. :P
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 28, 2008, 01:05:54 AM
This is pretty neat--special effects during the 1940's: I have never seen these pictures or knew that we had gone this far to protect us.
During World War II the Army Corps of Engineers needed to hide the Lockheed Burbank Aircraft Plant to protect it from Japanese air attack. They covered it with camouflage netting to make it look like a rural subdivision from the air.
(Besides everything else, check out the cars.)
The 1st one is before .............
The rest are after the covering........
Click on pics to make bigger.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 28, 2008, 01:06:37 AM
Post by: Big Frank on October 28, 2008, 01:16:42 AM
Post by: SwoopSJ on October 28, 2008, 01:26:34 AM
The Skunk Works, right? I believe Disney artists had a hand in that. I recall hearing that years ago.
Years ago, they had a hand in defending our nation... now they are part of an organization that won't allow patriotic emblems, i.e. flag lapel pins. It's pretty sad how far things have declined in a relatively short amount of time.
Swoop
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 28, 2008, 01:37:56 AM
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/unattendedchildren.jpg)
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 28, 2008, 08:27:04 PM
http://thefiftiesandsixties.com/CarsWeDrove.htm
Post by: ericire12 on October 28, 2008, 09:49:25 PM
Post by: DesertMarine on October 29, 2008, 08:45:33 AM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 29, 2008, 11:35:57 PM
It's 2 a.m. and do you know where your icons are and what they are doing?
Click on the link below and you will see what happens when you leave the computer on during the night!
Be sure your sound is on!
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jvdkuyp/flash/see.htm
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 30, 2008, 10:54:54 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfO6o4j5LZc
Post by: DDMac on October 30, 2008, 04:38:21 PM
Mac.
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 31, 2008, 11:20:42 AM
http://minibytes.mondominishows.com/poo/affiliates/play.asp?Affil=iwon&W
http://terrisfp.com/hallo1/ghost1.swf
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 31, 2008, 05:04:12 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 02, 2008, 01:54:48 AM
We were the only family with children in the restaurant. I sat Erik in a high chair and noticed everyone was quietly sitting and talking. Suddenly, Erik squealed with glee and said, 'Hi.' He pounded his fat baby hands on the high chair tray. His eyes were crinkled in laughter and his mouth was bared in a toothless grin, as he wriggled and giggled with merriment.
I looked around and saw the source of his merriment. It was a man whose pants were baggy with a zipper at half-mast and his toes poked out of would-be shoes. His shirt was dirty and his hair was uncombed and unwashed. His whiskers were too short to be called a beard and his nose was so varicose it looked like a road map.
We were too far from him to smell, but I was sure he smelled. His hands waved and flapped on loose wrists. 'Hi there, baby; hi there, big boy. I see ya, buster,' the man said to Erik.
My husband and I exchanged looks,
'What do we do?'
Erik continued to laugh and answer, 'Hi.'
Everyone in the restaurant noticed and looked at us and then at the man. The old geezer was creating a nuisance with my beautiful baby. Our meal came and the man began shouting from across the room, 'Do ya patty cake? Do you know peek-a-boo? Hey, look, he knows peek- a-boo.'
Nobody thought the old man was cute. He was obviously drunk.
My husband and I were embarrassed. We ate in silence; all except for Erik, who was running through his repertoire for the admiring skid-row bum, who in turn, reciprocated with his cute comments.
We finally got through the meal and headed for the door. My husband went to pay the check and told me to meet him in the parking lot. The old man sat poised between me and the door. 'Lord, just let me out of here before he speaks to me or Erik,' I prayed. As I drew closer to the man, I turned my back trying to sidestep him and avoid any air he might be breathing. As I did, Erik leaned over my arm, reaching with both arms in a baby's 'pick-me-up' position. Before I could stop him, Erik had propelled himself from my arms to the man.
Suddenly a very old smelly man and a very young baby consummated their love and kinship. Erik in an act of total trust, love, and submission laid his tiny head upon the man's ragged shoulder. The man's eyes closed, and I saw tears hover beneath his lashes. His aged hands full of grime, pain, and hard labor, cradled my baby's bottom and stroked his back. No two beings have ever loved so deeply for so short a time.
I stood awestruck. The old man rocked and cradled Erik in his arms and his eyes opened and set squarely on mine. He said in a firm commanding voice, 'You take care of this baby.'
Somehow I managed, 'I will,' from a throat that contained a stone.
He pried Erik from his chest, lovingly and longingly, as though he were in pain. I received my baby, and the man said, 'God bless you, ma'am, you've given me my Christmas gift.'
I said nothing more than a muttered thanks. With Erik in my arms, I ran for the car. My husband was wondering why I was crying and holding Erik so tightly, and why I was saying,
'My God, my God, forgive me.'
I had just witnessed Christ's love shown through the innocence of a tiny child who saw no sin, who made no judgment; a child who saw a soul, and a mother who saw a suit of clothes. I was a Christian who was blind, holding a child who was not. I felt it was God asking, 'Are you willing to share your son for a moment?' when He shared His for all eternity. How did God feel when he put his baby in our arms 2000 years ago.
The ragged old man, unwittingly, had reminded me, 'To enter the Kingdom of God , we must become as little children.'
If this has blessed you, please bless others by sending it on. Sometimes, it takes a child to remind us of what is really important. We must always remember who we are, where we came from and, most importantly, how we feel about others. The clothes on your back or the car that you drive or the house that you live in does not define you at all; it is how you treat your fellow man that identifies who you are.
'It is better to be liked for the true you, than to be loved for who people think you are......
Post by: SwoopSJ on November 02, 2008, 05:42:45 AM
Swoop
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 02, 2008, 12:45:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZjpCK02s3A
;D ;D
Post by: bryand71 on November 02, 2008, 04:23:46 PM
Don't I wish he had said that. If we only had a President who would have the nads to say what needs to be said.
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 02, 2008, 05:32:15 PM
Don't I wish he had said that. If we only had a President who would have the nads to say what needs to be said.
You mean like this ?
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll282/tombogn03884/Americasanswertotheworld.jpg)
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 04, 2008, 07:17:31 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 04, 2008, 09:29:11 PM
http://www.southbank-design.co.uk/turkeyshoot/index.htm
My first score was 13896 ( with no sherry's drank) ;D
My 2nd game was 11287 ( with 6 sherry's in my head of fluff) :D
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 04, 2008, 09:36:08 PM
Oh ... 19278 my first game! :P
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 04, 2008, 09:38:18 PM
( anything to keep my mind off that idiot Obama winning tonight. >:( )
REACTION TEST
The automobile driving manual says the average driver's
reaction time is: .75 seconds........ or 1 car length for every 10 mph......
Test your average reaction time..
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/reaction_version5.swf
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 04, 2008, 09:41:47 PM
This bobbing bobcat is going to work!
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 04, 2008, 10:55:09 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 05, 2008, 01:53:39 AM
Post by: Hazcat on November 05, 2008, 07:19:39 AM
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 05, 2008, 07:24:45 AM
Post by: Hazcat on November 05, 2008, 07:43:51 AM
Looks like it is time for the Cat to get his nose out of the Cat Nip!
Hey, I'm a "Bobbing Bobcat"...just livin' up to my name! ;D
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 05, 2008, 07:52:00 AM
Hey, I'm a "Bobbing Bobcat"...just livin' up to my name! ;D
Don't worry, after you pass that gas bubble you'll sink just like the rest of us ;D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 05, 2008, 07:56:51 PM
Some are saying that this is fake.. but here is one comment that I thought was pretty in the know.
Looks real to me.... :-\
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY6LjeAEPJk
The moment the pilot applies full left aileron in the landing "flare", it rolls left and drops rapidly into the ground. It loses lift as expected. Also, the ailerone deflection applied variously during the knife-edge approach would cause roll if the other wing was really there.
The airplane is rolling left, and appears to be loaded positively at the moment of failure. The rolling moment of the airplane continues to be leftward after the failure because the control inputs haven't changed immediately after the failure. The separated wing is being "left behind" by the rest of the airplane, and is not behaving in an unexpected way.
The airplane is probably not registered in the US, and may be EXPERIMENTAL.
~~~~
Not fake and here's why. Anyone who knows anything about aerodynamics knows that when the plane has both wings it has more vertical lift because of the surface area of the wings. However, if a wing is lost, in order to get the maximum amount of lift, you need to create more surface area. So by rolling the aircraft 90 degrees more vertical lift is created by the fuselage. So, what this pilot did was use the fuselage to maintain lift until he could get the aircraft back on the ground.
If you don't believe me, check out the video posted here on youtube of the Israeli pilot landing his F-15 after he lost his right wing in a collision with another aircraft. The only difference is the Pilot of the F-15 had on board flight computers to help keep the plane in the air until he could get it back on the ground.
After a dog fight crash an f-15 manage to land with just one wing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_EXtBEaBbs
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 05, 2008, 08:14:00 PM
http://www.oldfortyfives.com/thoseoldwesterns.htm
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 06, 2008, 01:48:37 AM
Some say it's good to be very good, some say it's good to be very lucky, these video's prove both is best ;D
Post by: DDMac on November 06, 2008, 06:05:25 AM
Mac.
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 06, 2008, 11:04:28 AM
And, as Tom pointed out, a smattering of luck didn't hurt.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 06, 2008, 09:08:03 PM
http://www.oldjoeblack.0nyx.com/thinktst.swf
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 06, 2008, 09:22:30 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 07, 2008, 01:42:58 AM
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 07, 2008, 06:17:30 AM
20 out of 25, but I got the Stop sign one wrong ???
And I felt bad about the green light ... thanks for making me feel a little better ;)
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 07, 2008, 10:29:10 AM
And I felt bad about the green light ... thanks for making me feel a little better ;)
Some one needs to come up with a "Digitus Impudicus" emoticon. Because that comment makes me want to flip you the bird ;D
Post by: Hazcat on November 07, 2008, 11:00:45 AM
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 07, 2008, 11:52:26 AM
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 07, 2008, 02:19:58 PM
Missed the soup can label, water down the drain, and fan rotation.
I beg to differ on the fan rotation. Some fans will rotate either direction.
I'm just glad I outscored Haz...... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
What do I win?
;D ;D
Post by: Hazcat on November 07, 2008, 02:22:25 PM
22 of 25.
Missed the soup can label, water down the drain, and fan rotation.
I beg to differ on the fan rotation. Some fans will rotate either direction.
I'm just glad I outscored Haz...... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
What do I win?
;D ;D
Set pretty low goals for yourself, don'tcha?
BTW on the fans, clockwise for cooling effects. Some ceiling fans (actually most ceiling fans) do run in reverse for the winter moths to circulate warm air from the ceiling down to the floor. (see, I kept your day from being wasted cause ya just learned something. ;) )
;D :D :D
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 07, 2008, 02:25:21 PM
Set pretty low goals for yourself, don'tcha?
;D :D :D
Just tryin' to stay ahead of the curve.... ;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 07, 2008, 03:39:05 PM
http://www.quizyourprofile.com/guessyournumber.swf
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 07, 2008, 04:43:53 PM
I thought of the number RED 5..
It picked the number 20 for me..
I did it 3 times ..with the red 5... same thing.
anyone else get it to choose the wrong one?
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 07, 2008, 04:45:50 PM
You must be bewitched...... ;D ;D ;D
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 07, 2008, 04:58:24 PM
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 07, 2008, 05:05:32 PM
^The only way I could get the wrong number was by lying about the color. ;D
Age, haircolor, weight, color of number, color of number next to it, number itself ... Where does it end ;D
I'm thinking she should just go back into the corn maze ;)
Post by: Bill Stryker on November 08, 2008, 09:49:28 AM
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 08, 2008, 10:27:26 AM
Set pretty low goals for yourself, don'tcha?
BTW on the fans, clockwise for cooling effects. Some ceiling fans (actually most ceiling fans) do run in reverse for the winter moths to circulate warm air from the ceiling down to the floor. (see, I kept your day from being wasted cause ya just learned something. ;) )
;D :D :D
We used large industrial fans (75 horsepower & 72" diameter) on some of our equipment where I used to work.
I used programmable logic controllers and drive converters on them to either forward or reverse the air flow in a homogenizing oven for aluminum logs (oven large enough to park a bus in).
I know, manipulating electricity to change a fans rotation sounds like 'cheating', but they still ran either way.
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 08, 2008, 11:43:14 AM
We used large industrial fans (75 horsepower & 72" diameter) on some of our equipment where I used to work.
I used programmable logic controllers and drive converters on them to either forward or reverse the air flow in a homogenizing oven for aluminum logs (oven large enough to park a bus in).
I know, manipulating electricity to change a fans rotation sounds like 'cheating', but they still ran either way.
Reverse the polarity (on things wired to handle it) and the device will run "backwards" Years ago I was running a CNC turret punch press in a sheet metal shop, the owner came to me with a piece of metal (thicker and harder than normal ) and told me to try and punch a 5/8 hole in it, punch went about 1/3 through and stopped, only way to get it out was have the maintenance guy swap the "red" and "black" wires, then when I pushed the start button the punch lifted, instead of trying to go down.
As for the "number thing" I understand that it's eliminating possibilities as you make choices, but how the HELL does it get the right number behind the random door I pick ? I opened the other doors and they had different numbers, ARGGHH, I'm going to try again !
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 08, 2008, 11:48:53 AM
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 08, 2008, 11:49:45 AM
Post by: TAB on November 08, 2008, 04:57:19 PM
(http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff302/slypuck2/ObamaHellNo.jpg)
Post by: Big Frank on November 08, 2008, 08:50:31 PM
22 of 25.
Missed the soup can label, water down the drain, and fan rotation.
I beg to differ on the fan rotation. Some fans will rotate either direction.
I'm just glad I outscored Haz...... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
What do I win?
;D ;D
Second place. ;D Until someone beats my 23/25.
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 09, 2008, 12:54:24 PM
Second place. ;D Until someone beats my 23/25.
Good one Frank....... ;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 09, 2008, 02:06:44 PM
http://majman.net/fly_loader.html
;D
Post by: TSB on November 09, 2008, 03:01:47 PM
Post by: Big Frank on November 09, 2008, 04:06:47 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 10, 2008, 12:24:37 AM
Nick Vujicic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I0DRk8dFjI
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 10, 2008, 12:39:46 AM
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 10, 2008, 12:29:46 PM
Missing only one limb ain't so bad after all.
Thanks for sharing that.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 11, 2008, 03:56:33 PM
"3rd Race at The Honeymoon Is Over Downs" video.
Post by: bryand71 on November 11, 2008, 05:43:48 PM
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 11, 2008, 07:22:37 PM
Just so you know up front ... I REALLY SUCK AT THANKSGIVING KNOWLEDGE !!!
Post by: DesertMarine on November 11, 2008, 08:12:46 PM
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 11, 2008, 08:34:07 PM
Got 11.
Whew ... Me too Maybe I don't suck, or maybe I'm truly spending time with my peers ;)
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 11, 2008, 08:39:08 PM
Post by: Majer on November 11, 2008, 09:03:55 PM
Post by: TSB on November 11, 2008, 09:45:10 PM
Here's one for all..
What is a flock of turkeys called other than a flock?
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 11, 2008, 10:35:43 PM
:-\ Didn't think so........ :(
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 11, 2008, 11:13:48 PM
Interview With God (http://www.theinterviewwithgod.com/popup-frame.html)
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 12, 2008, 02:06:41 AM
Post by: TSB on November 12, 2008, 09:06:31 AM
A rafter. http://www.sandiegozoo.org/animalbytes/got_questions_groups_list.html (http://www.sandiegozoo.org/animalbytes/got_questions_groups_list.html)
Exactly Right...take the day off for research credits..... :D
Post by: Hazcat on November 12, 2008, 02:37:09 PM
Post by: TSB on November 12, 2008, 04:57:43 PM
In all seriousness, what kind of cat do you have? That picture is scarin' me a little! ???
Looks like a cross between a housecat and a bengal tiger!!!
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 13, 2008, 04:21:40 PM
Here you go with some more distractions.
Up front I will admit to being "sucky". However, I was trying to work (make phone calls) while doing it.
Haz, I can't imagine how you get any work done being on the puter so much and having this site available.
Post by: Big Frank on November 13, 2008, 09:20:38 PM
10 for me, I need to study my turkey lore I guess..
Here's one for all..
What is a flock of turkeys called other than a flock?
A brood of turkeys if they aren't mature yet. I got 11 right so I fit right in with the rest of you turkeys. ;)
Post by: m25operator on November 13, 2008, 09:41:09 PM
For anybody interested, I'm still working on buffalo turkey wings, when I get it right, it will be killer.
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 14, 2008, 06:51:15 AM
I'm sure that I am not telling you anything new, but after being up almost all night I note that this site never sleeps. Every time I checked it there were at least a few members and many guests. You have arrived!
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 14, 2008, 09:49:24 AM
and you are right.. this site never sleeps.. LOL
Post by: Hazcat on November 14, 2008, 12:07:47 PM
http://majman.net/fly_loader.html (http://majman.net/fly_loader.html)
Here you go with some more distractions.
Up front I will admit to being "sucky". However, I was trying to work (make phone calls) while doing it.
Haz, I can't imagine how you get any work done being on the puter so much and having this site available.
Work??
;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 15, 2008, 01:17:45 PM
http://video.yahoo.com/network/100284668?v=3915121&l=3774740
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 15, 2008, 01:23:57 PM
I thought of calling PETA about the abuse, but then I remembered it was only Haz and came to my senses ;D
Honestly ... I always wondered how some people got into spandex?
Post by: Big Frank on November 17, 2008, 06:07:06 AM
Dogs rule!
Post by: Hazcat on November 17, 2008, 09:30:54 AM
Bored ... Drinking ... ?
I thought of calling PETA about the abuse, but then I remembered it was only Haz and came to my senses ;D
Honestly ... I always wondered how some people got into spandex?
;) ;D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 17, 2008, 02:58:02 PM
39529
Shot 21
Hit 12
51.1 %
I can do better I think now that I have the hang of it. ;)
http://flashfabrica.com/f_game/arrow/tellyoichi.html
Post by: bryand71 on November 17, 2008, 09:59:39 PM
shot 24
hit 13
rate 54.2%
first time playing.
Post by: Big Frank on November 17, 2008, 11:26:58 PM
Shot: 21
Hit: Hit 13
Rate: 61.9%
On second game. That was a big improvement over my first game. With a little practice maybe I could hit 80%.
Post by: Hazcat on November 18, 2008, 07:53:50 AM
Post by: TSB on November 18, 2008, 09:44:07 AM
shot 20
hit 13
65%
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 18, 2008, 12:48:27 PM
This is fantastic, especially for those of us who travel
Here is something you will want to have and use! I still remember when the telephone company charged me $1.50 to get a phone number from information!
My compliments to Google!
Just leave it up to Google to come up with something like this!!!
----------
Here's a number worth putting in your cell phone, or your home phone speed dial: 1-800-goog411. This is an awesome service from Google, and it's free -- great when you are on the road.
Don't waste your money on information calls and don't waste your time manually dialing the number. I am driving along in my car and I need to call the Red Lobster and I don't know the number. I hit the speed dial for information that I have programmed.
The voice at the other end says, "City & State." I say, "Garland, Texas...or wherever" He says, "Business Name or Type of Service." I say, "Red Lobster Restaurant." He says, "Connecting" and Red Lobster answers the phone. How great is that? This is nationwide and it is absolutely free!
Watch the short clip for a quick demonstration.
http://www.google.com/goog411/
Post by: Hazcat on November 21, 2008, 12:56:24 PM
http://www.addictinggames.com/speartoss.html
My best is 527.159 so far.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 21, 2008, 01:40:15 PM
Only stands to reason that someone would invent a Hybrid Motorcycle
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
World's First Hybrid Motorcycle
Try Baked Beans for your next alternative fuel source...
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/1sttHybridMotorcycle.jpg)
Post by: ericire12 on November 21, 2008, 01:55:49 PM
Here's a good time waster ;D
http://www.addictinggames.com/speartoss.html
My best is 527.159 so far.
519.84
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 21, 2008, 03:15:27 PM
Ingredients:
1 whole Turkey (weight is dependant on how many servings
are required)
1 large lemon, cut into halves
sprig of rosemary
salt and pepper to taste
butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer
Heat oven to 350 degrees
Rub butter or oil over the skin of the Turkey until it is completely coated
Take a knife and gently separate the skin from the breast meat
Slide lemon halves under the skin with the peel side up. This way the juice from the lemon will coat the breast.
Season skin of the Turkey to your preference, and place sprig of rosemary into it.
Cover and place in oven for 30-45 minutes.
Remove cover and continue to roast until juices run clear, basting every 15-20 minutes depending on the size of the bird.
If you've followed these steps correctly, your Turkey should look like the one in the attached photo.
Bon Appetit!
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/turkey.jpg)
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 21, 2008, 07:36:42 PM
The price of gasoline on the rise has contributed to the growing sales of hybrid Cars.
Only stands to reason that someone would invent a Hybrid Motorcycle
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
World's First Hybrid Motorcycle
Try Baked Beans for your next alternative fuel source...
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/1sttHybridMotorcycle.jpg)
I've seen the video of this guy, and while funny I can't believe the guy stuck that thing there :o
Post by: Big Frank on November 21, 2008, 10:11:15 PM
Post by: DesertMarine on November 22, 2008, 04:39:33 AM
Post by: tumblebug on November 22, 2008, 11:05:37 AM
Post by: Hazcat on November 23, 2008, 07:33:13 AM
Post by: DesertMarine on November 23, 2008, 09:39:25 AM
Post by: Big Frank on November 24, 2008, 05:02:59 AM
The big question is, did he inhale?
Monica did. :o
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 25, 2008, 04:51:55 PM
I've been off line since last week. My wife's father passed away (Korean War era Veteran) from a long illness (COPD).
He's in a better place now.
Soooo....I'm back to hang out with my favorite bunch of hooligans.
Here's a personality test that is eerily accurate...at least on me.
Just pick the photo on each level that answers how you feel about the question.
http://youniverse.com/statement/module/PersonalityModule/New_Personality_module
Post by: Hazcat on November 25, 2008, 05:51:11 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 25, 2008, 11:40:10 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 26, 2008, 03:03:17 AM
Welcome back PegLeg. Sorry to hear of your loss and to have lost another vet.
That is interesting Peg Leg.. and it is pretty much the way I am..
What they both said.
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 26, 2008, 09:50:51 AM
Tab, with that picture, I'm at a loss for words...for once. :o
Post by: bryand71 on November 26, 2008, 10:51:27 AM
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 27, 2008, 11:30:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQquYQ7NvzQ
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 28, 2008, 11:38:11 AM
to see this thing in real time.
Makes you wonder how he was able to get those stills - fast recovery on his camera.
________________________________
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THIS GUY HAS SOME AWESOME SHOTS! OUTSTANDING!!! (Sound ON)
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Post by: ericire12 on November 28, 2008, 11:44:04 AM
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 28, 2008, 07:26:38 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 29, 2008, 11:22:06 AM
Thanks, I've always been an aviation buff.
Post by: Big Frank on November 30, 2008, 09:10:10 PM
http://www.absolutemichigan.com/dig/michigan/michigan-history-soaring-beneath-the-bridge/
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 30, 2008, 09:58:53 PM
I was hoping to see a jet go under the bridge. In 1959 Air Force Captain John Lappo flew an RB-47 Stratojet bomber under the Mackinac Bridge in Michigan. It has less clearance than the Golden Gate Bridge but he made it look easy at 425 miles per hour in his bomber. A little fighter should have no problen getting under a bridge that has 50 feet more clearnace.
http://www.absolutemichigan.com/dig/michigan/michigan-history-soaring-beneath-the-bridge/
Like so many things in Ca. it's illegal. comes from WWII when the pilots from Alameda etc. used to do loops around the bridge.
Post by: TAB on November 30, 2008, 10:35:12 PM
Post by: Big Frank on November 30, 2008, 11:03:05 PM
Post by: TAB on November 30, 2008, 11:44:35 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 01, 2008, 11:51:42 AM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 01, 2008, 02:17:46 PM
civilization that complains about the noise from the base and its planes,
forgetting that it was there long before they were.
A certain lieutenant colonel at Luke AFB deserves a big pat on the back.
Apparently, an individual who lives somewhere near Luke AFB wrote the local
paper complaining about a group of F-16s that disturbed his/her day at the
mall.
When that individual read the response from a Luke AFB officer, it must
have stung quite a bit.
The complaint:
Question of the day for Luke Air Force Base:
Whom do we thank for the morning air show? Last Wednesday, at precisely
9:11 A.M, a tight formation of four F-16 jets made a low pass over
Arrowhead Mall, continuing west over Bell Road at approximately 500 feet.
Imagine our good fortune! Do the Tom Cruise-wannabes feel we need this
wake-up call, or were they trying to impress the cashiers at Mervyns early
bird special? Any response would be appreciated.
The response:
Regarding 'A wake-up call from Luke's jets'. On June 15, at precisely 9:12
a.m., a perfectly timed four- ship fly by of F-16s from the 63rd Fighter
Squadron, stationed at Luke Air Force Base, flew over the grave of Capt.
Jeremy Fresques.
Capt. Fresques was an Air Force officer who was previously stationed at
Luke Air Force Base, and was killed in Iraq on May 30, Memorial Day.
At 9 a.m. on June 15, his family and friends gathered at Sunland Memorial
Park in Sun City, to mourn the loss of a husband, son, and friend.
Based on the letter writer's recount of the fly by, and because of the jet
noise, I'm sure you didn't hear the 21-gun salute, the playing of taps, or
my words to the widow and parents of Capt. Fresques, as I gave them their
son's flag on behalf of the President of the United States, and all those
veterans and servicemen and women who understand the sacrifices they have
endured.
A four-ship fly by is a display of respect the Air Force bestows upon those
who give their lives in the defense of freedom.
We are professional aviators and take our jobs seriously, and on June 15,
what the letter writer witnessed, was four officers lining up to pay their
ultimate respects.
The letter writer asks, 'Whom do we thank for the morning air show?' The
56th Fighter Wing will make the call for you, and forward your thanks to
the widow and parents of Capt. Fresques, and thank them for you, for it was
in their honor that my pilots flew the most honorable formation of their
lives.
Only 2 defining forces have ever offered to die for you ..... Jesus Christ
and the American Soldier.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
Lt. Col. Grant L. Rosensteel, Jr.
USAF
Post by: Hazcat on December 01, 2008, 02:41:23 PM
His response was appropriate and respectful even though the question was not.
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 01, 2008, 04:16:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPZBl24E4D0
Post by: Ichiban on December 01, 2008, 05:23:22 PM
http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/wakeup.asp (http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/wakeup.asp)
Post by: cooptire on December 01, 2008, 05:43:18 PM
Post by: Hazcat on December 01, 2008, 06:28:01 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 01, 2008, 06:38:01 PM
We have C-130's flying over all hours of the day sometimes.
Never has bothered me. I try to get a good look if I can.
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 01, 2008, 07:15:07 PM
Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual bonus and Christmas is tight this year.
I will be making bedroom slippers for all as gifts.
Please let me know your sizes.
You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below.
How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads:
You need four maxi pads to make a pair.
Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.
The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.
Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.
Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc.
These slippers are:
* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* Three convenient sizes: (1.) Regular, (2.) Light and (3.) Get out the Sand Bags.
I've attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see the nifty slippers for yourself....
;D
Post by: Hazcat on December 01, 2008, 07:22:16 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 01, 2008, 07:25:45 PM
Will work on either foot.
When one wears out, I'll toss it and use the other.
:D
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 02, 2008, 07:09:52 PM
This eulogy was delivered by the son of Col. Donald Conroy USMC ("The Great Santini") at his father's funeral.
"The children of attack/fighter pilots tell different stories than other kids do. None of our fathers can write a will or sell a life insurance policy or fill out a prescription or administer a flue shot or explain what a poet meant. We tell of fathers who land on aircraft carriers in pitch-black nights with the wind howling out of the China Sea. Our fathers wiped out anti-aircraft batteries in the Philippines and set Japanese soldiers on fire when they made the mistake of trying to overwhelm our troops on the ground. Your Dads ran the barber shops and worked at the post office and delivered the packages on time and sold the cars, while our Dads were blowing up fuel depots near Seoul, were providing extraordinarily courageous close air support to the beleaguered Marines at the Chosin Reservoir, and who once turned the Naktong River red with blood of a retreating North Korean battalion. We tell of men who made widows of the wives of our nations' enemies and who made orphans out of all their children. You don't like war or violence? Or napalm? Or rockets? Or cannons or death rained down from the sky? Then let's talk about your fathers, not ours.
When we talk about the Aviators who raised us and the Marines who loved us, we can look you in the eye and say "you would not like to have been America's enemies when our fathers passed overhead". We were raised by the men who made the United States of America the safest country on earth in the bloodiest century in all recorded history. Our fathers made sacred those strange, singing names of battlefields across the Pacific: Guadalcanal, Iwo Jima, Okinawa, the Chosin Reservoir, Khe Sanh and a thousand more. We grew up attending the funerals of Marines slain in these battles. Your fathers made communities like Beaufort decent and prosperous and functional; our fathers made the world safe for democracy.
We have gathered here today to celebrate the amazing and storied life of Col. Donald Conroy, who modestly called himself by his nomdeguerre, The Great Santini. There should be no sorrow at this funeral because The Great Santini lived life at full throttle, moved always in the fast lanes, gunned every engine, teetered on every edge, seized every moment and shook it like a terrier shaking a rat. He did not know what moderation was or where you'd go to look for it.
Donald Conroy is the only person I have ever known whose self-esteem was absolutely unassailable. There was not one thing about himself that my father did not like, nor was there one thing about himself that he would change. He simply adored the man he was and walked with perfect confidence through every encounter in his life. Dad wished everyone could be just like him. His stubbornness was an art form. The Great Santini did what he did, when he wanted to do it, and woe to the man who got in his way.
Once I introduced my father before he gave a speech to an Atlanta audience. I said at the end of the introduction, "My father decided to go into the Marine Corps on the day he discovered his IQ was the temperature of this room". My father rose to the podium, stared down at the audience, and said without skipping a beat, "My God, it's hot in here! It must be at least 180 degrees".
Here is how my father appeared to me as a boy. He came from a race of giants and demi-gods from a mythical land known as Chicago. He married the most beautiful girl ever to come out of the poor and lowborn south, and there were times when I thought we were being raised by Zeus and Athena. After Happy Hour my father would drive his car home at a hundred miles an hour to see his wife and seven children. He would get out of his car, a strapping flight jacketed matinee idol, and walk toward his house, his knuckles dragging along the ground, his shoes stepping on and killing small animals in his slouching amble toward the home place. My sister, Carol, stationed at the door, would call out, "Godzilla's home!" and we seven children would scamper toward the door to watch his entry. The door would be flung open and the strongest Marine aviator on earth would shout, "Stand by for a fighter pilot!" He would then line his seven kids up against the wall and say, "Who's the greatest of them all?" "You are, O Great Santini, you are." "Who knows all, sees all, and hears all?" "You do, O Great Santini, you do." We were not in the middle of a normal childhood, yet none of us were sure since it was the only childhood we would ever have. For all we knew other men were coming home and shouting to their families, "Stand by for a pharmacist," or "Stand by for a chiropractor".
In the bewildered world of children we knew we were in the presence of a fabulous, overwhelming personality; but had no idea we were being raised by a genius of his own myth-making. My mother always told me that my father had reminded her of Rhett Butler on the day they met, and everyone who ever knew our mother conjured up the lovely, coquettish image of Scarlet O'Hara.
Let me give you my father the warrior in full battle array. The Great Santini is catapulted off the deck of the aircraft carrier, Sicily. His Black Sheep squadron is the first to reach the Korean Theater and American ground troops had been getting torn up by North Korean regulars. Let me do it in his voice: "We didn't even have a map of Korea. Not zip. We just headed toward the sound of artillery firing along the Naktong River. They told us to keep the North Koreans on their side of the Naktong. Air power hadn't been a factor until we got there that day. I radioed to Bill Lundin, I was his wingman. 'There they are. Let's go get'em.' So we did."
I was interviewing Dad so I asked, "how do you know you got them?" "Easy," The Great Santini said. "They were running - it's a good sign when you see the enemy running. There was another good sign." "What was that, Dad?" "They were on fire." This is the world in which my father lived deeply. I had no knowledge of it as a child. When I was writing the book The Great Santini, they told me at Marine Headquarters that Don Conroy was at one time one of the most decorated Aviators in the Marine Corps. I did not know he had won a single medal. When his children gathered together to write his obituary, not one of us knew of any medal he had won, but he had won a slew of them. When he flew back toward the carrier that day, he received a call from an Army Colonel on the ground who had witnessed the route of the North Koreans across the river. "Could you go pass over the troops fifty miles south of here? They've been catching hell for a week or more. It'd do them good to know you flyboys are around."
He flew those fifty miles and came over a mountain and saw a thousand troops lumbered down in foxholes. He and Bill Lundin went in low so these troops could read the insignias and know the American aviators had entered the fray.
My father said, "Thousands of guys came screaming out of their foxholes, son. It sounded like a world series game. I got goose pimples in the cockpit. Get goose pimples telling it forty-eight years later. I dipped my wings, waved to the guys. The roar they let out. I hear it now. I hear it now."
During the Cuban Missile Crisis, my mother took me out to the air station where we watched Dad's squadron scramble on the runway on their bases at Roosevelt Road and Guantanamo. In the car as we watched the A-4's take off, my mother began to say the rosary. "You praying for Dad and his men, Mom?"
I asked her. "No, son. I'm praying for the repose of the souls of the Cuban pilots they're going to kill." Later I would ask my father what his squadron's mission was during the Missile Crisis. "To clear the air of MIGS over Cuba," he said. "You think you could've done it?" The Great Santini answered, "There wouldn't have been a bluebird flying over that island, son."
Now let us turn to the literary of The Great Santini. Some of you may have heard that I had some serious reservations about my father's child-rearing practices. When The Great Santini came out, the book roared through my family like a nuclear device. My father hated it; my grandparents hated it; my aunts and uncles hated it; my cousins who adore my father thought I was a psychopath for writing it; and rumor has it that my mother gave it to the judge in her divorce case and said, "It's all there. Everything you need to know." What changed my father's mind was when Hollywood entered the picture and wanted to make a movie of it. This is when my father said, "What a shame John Wayne is dead. Now there was a man. Only he could've gotten my incredible virility across to the American people." Orion Pictures did me a favor and sent my father a telegram; "Dear Col. Conroy: We have selected the actor to play you in the coming film. He wants to come to Atlanta to interview you. His name is Truman Capote."
But my father took well to Hollywood and its Byzantine, unspeakable ways. When his movie came out, he began reading Variety on a daily basis. He called the movie a classic the first month of its existence. He claimed that he had a place in the history of film. In February of the following year, he burst into my apartment in Atlanta, as excited as I have ever seen him, and screamed, "Son, you and I were nominated for Academy Awards last night. Your mother didn't get squat".
Ladies and gentlemen - You are attending the funeral of the most famous Marine that ever lived. Dad's life had grandeur, majesty and sweep. We were all caught in the middle of living lives much paler and less daring than The Great Santini's. His was a high stepping, damn-the torpedoes kind of life, and the stick was always set at high throttle. There is not another Marine alive who has not heard of The Great Santini. There's not a fighter pilot alive who does not lift his glass whenever Don Conroy's name is mentioned and give the fighter pilot toast: "Hurrah for the next man to die".
One day last summer, my father asked me to drive him over to Beaufort National Cemetery. He wanted to make sure there were no administrative foul-ups about his plot. I could think of more pleasurable ways to spend the afternoon, but Dad brought new eloquence to the word stubborn. We went into the office and a pretty black woman said that everything was squared away. My father said, "It'll be the second time I've been buried in this cemetery." The woman and I both looked strangely at Dad. Then he explained, "You ever catch the flick "The Great Santini? That was me they planted at the end of the movie."
All of you will be part of a very special event today. You will be witnessing the actual burial that has already been filmed in fictional setting. This has never happened in world history. You will be present in a scene that was acted out in film in 1979. You will be in the same town and the same cemetery. Only The Great Santini himself will be different. In his last weeks my father told me, "I was always your best subject, son. Your career took a nose dive after The Great Santini came out". He had become so media savvy that during his last illness he told me not to schedule his funeral on the same day as the Seinfeld Farewell. The Colonel thought it would hold down the crowd. The Colonel's death was front-page news across the country. CNN announced his passing on the evening news all around the world.
Don Conroy was a simple man and an American hero. His wit was remarkable; his intelligence frightening; and his sophistication next to none. He was a man's man and I would bet he hadn't spend a thousand dollars in his whole life on his wardrobe. He lived out his whole retirement in a two-room efficiency in the Darlington Apartment in Atlanta. He claimed he never spent over a dollar on any piece of furniture he owned. You would believe him if you saw the furniture. Dad bought a season ticket for himself to Six Flags Over Georgia and would often go there alone to enjoy the rides and hear the children squeal with pleasure. He was a beer drinker who thought wine was for Frenchmen or effete social climbers like his children.
Ah! His children. Here is how God gets a Marine Corps fighter pilot. He sends him seven squirrelly, mealy-mouth children who march in peace demonstrations, wear Birkenstocks, flirt with vegetarianism, invite cross-dressers to dinner and vote for candidates that Dad would line up and shoot. If my father knew how many tears his children had shed since his death, he would be mortally ashamed of us all and begin yelling that he should've been tougher on us all, knocked us into better shape - that he certainly didn't mean to raise a passel of kids so weak and tacky they would cry at his death. Don Conroy was the best uncle I ever saw, the best brother, the best grandfather, the best friend - and my God, what a father. After my mother divorced him and The Great Santini was published, Don Conroy had the best second act I ever saw. He never was simply a father. This was The Great Santini.
It is time to leave you, Dad. From Carol and Mike and Kathy and Jim and Tim and especially from Tom. Your kids wanted to especially thank Katy and Bobby and Willie Harvey who cared for you heroically. Let us leave you and say goodbye, Dad, with the passwords that bind all Marines and their wives and their children forever. The Corps was always the most important thing.
Semper Fi, Dad
Semper Fi, O Great Santini
Ellie
http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-14651.html
Post by: Ichiban on December 02, 2008, 08:16:15 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 02, 2008, 09:22:28 PM
I think I've got something in my eye.
I don't.
I just am bawling like a baby.........simple as that!
Post by: bryand71 on December 02, 2008, 10:06:09 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 02, 2008, 10:07:05 PM
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Post by: Big Frank on December 02, 2008, 10:09:09 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 02, 2008, 10:35:52 PM
Great fun! This can become a bit addictive.
Turn up the volume - DON'T hit Santa - He will yell at you.
Move mouse onto the people who are not Santa and click.
Remember - DON'T hit Santa!
Click on the website listed below . . .
http://www.elfmovie.com/swf/snowball_fight/index.html
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 03, 2008, 11:02:36 AM
So that's why I'm going blind. :o
And look the way you do in the mug shot...... ;D ;D ;D
Post by: Hazcat on December 03, 2008, 11:10:24 AM
And look the way you do in the mug shot...... ;D ;D ;D
I think you may have 'cause and effect' backwards, PegLeg. ;)
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 03, 2008, 11:12:55 AM
I think you may have 'cause and effect' backwards, PegLeg. ;)
In this case, from the looks of things, 'cause and effect' just may be a double edged sword.
:D
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 07, 2008, 02:59:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XNx_z2il-g
Post by: bryand71 on December 07, 2008, 03:05:56 PM
How'd you like to butt heads with this guy.........?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XNx_z2il-g
OUCH! my neck and head hurt just from watching that. :o
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 07, 2008, 05:14:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crjx44pVh0M
;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: cooptire on December 07, 2008, 09:29:22 PM
Doing something like that could cause brain trauma and lead to ..... doing more things like that! :o ;D ;D ;D
Post by: MikeBjerum on December 08, 2008, 05:17:41 PM
OUCH!
Doing something like that could cause brain trauma and lead to ..... doing more things like that! :o ;D ;D ;D
If I'm going to have an excuse to do something like that I would prefer that it was C2H6 related :o
Post by: Big Frank on December 08, 2008, 08:48:26 PM
If I'm going to have an excuse to do something like that I would prefer that it was C2H6 related :o
I think you mean C2H6O. He needs to go back and put some ice on his head to keep the swelling down.
Post by: MikeBjerum on December 08, 2008, 09:35:08 PM
I think you mean C2H6O. He needs to go back and put some ice on his head to keep the swelling down.
You're right ... all we needed to remember for State Boards was carbons, and we learned some neat shorthand that screws me when I try to act smarter than I really am :-[
Post by: Big Frank on December 08, 2008, 09:49:15 PM
You're right ... all we needed to remember for State Boards was carbons, and we learned some neat shorthand that screws me when I try to act smarter than I really am :-[
I'm actually used to it having an OH on the end, C2H5OH. That gives you an idea what the structure of the molecule is like, not just what's in it. Also CH3-CH2-OH according to Wikipedia. C2H6O doesn't look right, but I guess it's right any of these 3 ways. All I know for sure is that 190 proof Everclear plus lemonade make's Frank's hard lemonade, and Everclear plus apple juice makes German stlye schnapps. Yummy.
Post by: Fatman on December 08, 2008, 10:02:24 PM
I think you mean C2H6O. He needs to go back and put some ice on his head to keep the swelling down.
My favorite balloon dog!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b0/Ethanol-3D-balls.png/100px-Ethanol-3D-balls.png)
Post by: MikeBjerum on December 08, 2008, 10:17:41 PM
My favorite balloon dog!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b0/Ethanol-3D-balls.png/100px-Ethanol-3D-balls.png)
Is he named Jack ;D
Post by: Big Frank on December 08, 2008, 11:50:06 PM
Is he named Jack ;D
Jack's cousin Jimmy is hanging out in my freezer. Just chillin'. 8)
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 09, 2008, 10:55:48 AM
Jack's cousin Jimmy is hanging out in my freezer. Just chillin'. 8)
From the looks of things, he's been hanging out somewhere besides your freezer........... :o
;D ;D ;D
like your glass, maybe?
8)
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 10, 2008, 04:01:42 PM
http://video.kenblockracing.com/flash/small_player/preloader.swf?vendor_id=204&media_id=9183&bgcolor=FFFFFF&autoplay=0
Post by: MikeBjerum on December 10, 2008, 06:08:39 PM
Post by: Big Frank on December 10, 2008, 06:24:17 PM
As an old joke once said........hack, spit..."Damn, that sum-bit*@ can drive"..........
http://video.kenblockracing.com/flash/small_player/preloader.swf?vendor_id=204&media_id=9183&bgcolor=FFFFFF&autoplay=0
I don't drive like that EVERY day. Some days I stay home. ;D It was fun getting all 4 wheels on my truck up to 70 mph before I got across one of the main intersections in the whole city Monday. :)
Post by: DDMac on December 13, 2008, 05:33:25 AM
Thanks, Frank.
Mac.
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 13, 2008, 07:01:35 PM
It's in the way you dress. The way you boogie down. The way you sign your unemployment check. You're a man who likes to do things your own way. And on those special odd-numbered Saturdays when driving is permitted, you want it in your car. It's that special feeling of a zero-emissions wind at your back and a road ahead meandering with possibilities. The kind of feeling you get behind the wheel of the Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition from Congressional Motors.
All new for 2012, the Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition is the mandatory American car so advanced it took $100 billion and an entire Congress to design it. We started with same reliable 7-way hybrid ethanol-biodeisel-electric-clean coal-wind-solar-pedal power plant behind the base model Pelosi, but packed it with extra oomph and the sassy styling pizazz that tells the world that 1974 Detroit is back again -- with a vengeance.
We've subsidized the features you want and taxed away the rest. With its advanced Al Gore-designed V-3 under the hood pumping out 22.5 thumping, carbon-neutral ponies of Detroit muscle, you'll never be late for the Disco or the Day Labor Shelter. Engage the pedal drive or strap on the optional jumbo mizzenmast, and the GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition easily exceeds 2016 CAFE mileage standards. At an estimated 268 MPG, that's a savings of nearly $1800 per week in fuel cost over the 2011 Pelosi.
Even with increased performance we didn't skimp on safety. With 11-point passenger racing harnesses, 15-way airbags, and mandatory hockey helmet, you'll have the security knowing that you could survive a 45 MPH collision even if the GTxi SS/Rt were capable of that kind of illegal speed.
But the changes don't stop there. Sporty mag-style hubcaps and an all-new aggressive wedge shape designed by CM's Chief Stylist Ted Kennedy slices through the wind like an omnibus spending bill. It even features an airtight undercarriage to keep you and a passenger afloat up to 15 minutes -- even in the choppy waters of a Cape Cod inlet. Available a rainbow of color choices to match any wardrobe, from Harvest Avocado to French Mustard.
Inside, a luxurious all-velour interior designed by Barney Frank features thoughtful appointments like in-dash condom dispenser and detachable vibrating shift knob. A special high capacity hatchback holds up to 300 aluminum cans, meaning fewer trips to the redemption center. And the standard 3 speaker Fairness ActoPhonic FM low-band sound system means you'll never miss a segment of NPR again.
Best of all, the Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt is made right here in the U.S.A. by fully card-checked unionized workers and Detroit's famous visionary jet-set managers. Even if you don't own one, you can enjoy the patriotic satisfaction that you're supporting the high wages, good benefits, and generous political donations that are once again making the American car industry the envy of the world.
But why not buy one anyway? With an MSRP starting at only $629,999.99, it's affordable too. Don't forget to ask about dealer incentives, rebates, tax credits, and wealth redistribution plans for customers from dozens of qualifying special interest groups. Plus easy-pay financing programs from Fannie Mae.
So take the bus to your local CM dealer today and find out why the Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition is the only car endorsed by President Barack Obama. One test drive will convince you that you'd choose it over the import brands. Even if they were still legal.
Post by: MikeBjerum on December 14, 2008, 10:48:06 PM
I actually convinced two families that Monday would be a great day for services ...
Right now (10:44 PM, Sunday night) it is seven below with a steady 35 mph NNW wind and gusts to 44 mph (35 below wind chill) ...
Tomorrow the wind is supposed to let up to 25 mph, and we are supposed to have a high of five below ...
I get to go to two different cemeteries that each have bodies of water to the NW and enjoy the wind bouncing off the ice ...
Lovely ... Just F***ing Lovely !!!
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 14, 2008, 11:35:44 PM
http://www.templar.com/games/dontshootyoureyeout/
Just for the record.. I played it 1 time and my score was:
Bounces - 281
Accidents - 4
Final Score - 343,604
Beat it! ;)
Post by: Marshal Halloway on December 15, 2008, 12:29:45 AM
Beat it!
Just did!
Bounces - 324
Accidents - 2
Final Score - 8,024,710
Post by: cookie62 on December 15, 2008, 07:49:44 AM
accidents 4
score 733505
Post by: Hazcat on December 15, 2008, 10:30:59 AM
Post by: nupe on December 15, 2008, 10:48:29 AM
Accidents: 9
Final Score: 4391217
Post by: TSB on December 15, 2008, 11:15:36 AM
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 15, 2008, 11:43:22 AM
7 accidents
6,063,951 ;D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 15, 2008, 12:09:22 PM
I hate all you smart assed shit birds.
(http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/mad.gif)
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 15, 2008, 01:34:18 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 15, 2008, 02:06:46 PM
Please watch this
This is sad...
Anything you can do to help would be appreciated...see video below...
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 15, 2008, 02:59:05 PM
(http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/moan.gif)
I hate all you smart assed shit birds.
(http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/mad.gif)
Me too?
1st try:
337
5
4,329,669
2nd try:
251
18
8,268,851
8)
Post by: CurrieS103 on December 15, 2008, 03:31:40 PM
161
2
2414936
Of course I have my eyes closed ;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 15, 2008, 03:32:52 PM
Post by: ellis4538 on December 15, 2008, 03:36:05 PM
Richard
PS: Already on my way to the DH!!!!!
Post by: Majer on December 15, 2008, 08:06:05 PM
see how ya do:
http://www.templar.com/games/dontshootyoureyeout/
Just for the record.. I played it 1 time and my score was:
Bounces - 281
Accidents - 4
Final Score - 343,604
Beat it! ;)
This was my first try
Bounces 914
accidents 2
final score 8605304
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 15, 2008, 08:45:07 PM
Boy Marshal'ette, that's almost like asking us "Do these pants make me look fat?" and then getting mad when we say yes!
Richard
PS: Already on my way to the DH!!!!!
;D I know. (http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/daz.gif)
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 16, 2008, 01:18:26 PM
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.
2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare.. You cannot find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. And if you don't like it, make sure you have that extra something in anything else you drink. It's Christmas!
3. if something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.
4. as for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.
5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?
6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.
7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.
8. Same for pies. Apple, Pumpkin, Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?
9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.
10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Re-read tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner. Remember this motto to live by:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, beer in the other... body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
Have a great holiday season!!
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 16, 2008, 01:54:06 PM
Try this without scrolling down until after you read #5.
It's amazingly accurate!
1) Pick your favorite number between 1-and-9.
2) Then multiply by 3.
3) Add 3, then multiply again by 3 (it's OK to use a calculator or a pencil if you need to)
4) Your answer will be either a 2-digit or 3-digit number.
5) Add those digits together for your final number.
Scroll down ...
Now, use that number on the list below to see who your role model is.
1. M'ette
2. Marshal
3. ericire12
4. Pathfinder
5. m25operator
6. m58
7. Jaybet
8. JumboFrank
9. PegLeg
10. Hazcat
I know!
Believe it!
And stop picking different numbers!
Post by: Hazcat on December 16, 2008, 06:58:50 PM
My number was nine! And I am quite sure I would rather be a handsome, sleek, powerful cat than an old, fat, one legged, reprobate.
;D
Post by: TSB on December 16, 2008, 07:03:29 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 17, 2008, 01:54:30 AM
Must be a left handed calculation cuz I keep coming up with the same number! Go figure.....wonder why?
It's a math trick Tim, with that formula it will come out 9 no matter what your first pick. ;D
Post by: Big Frank on December 17, 2008, 03:06:04 AM
Post by: Big Frank on December 17, 2008, 04:00:56 AM
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 17, 2008, 02:27:13 PM
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM......................
My number was nine! And I am quite sure I would rather be a handsome, sleek, powerful cat than an old, fat, one legged, reprobate.
;D
Who you callin' OLD?
You've probably got socks older than me........ ;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 17, 2008, 02:29:57 PM
PegLeg must be a student of the magic gopher. http://www.learnenglish.org.uk/games/magic-gopher-central.swf
I'm hard to figure...little bastard got it wrong every time.... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: TSB on December 17, 2008, 04:33:58 PM
It's a math trick Tim, with that formula it will come out 9 no matter what your first pick. ;D
So it's not the square root of the give-a-tivity, divided by the hypotynuse of an obtuse triangle, plus 2, at a vector of 39 deg, 29 minutes halved by the sum of my body weight less the amount of poop in my lower intestine?
Darn, I thought I had it figured right? ;D ;D ;D
Post by: Hazcat on December 17, 2008, 06:10:38 PM
Who you callin' OLD?
You've probably got socks older than me........ ;D
Sorry about that Peg! I just looked at your profile so let me rephrase that
Quote
I am quite sure I would rather be a handsome, sleek, powerful cat than aoldwet behind the ears, fat, one legged, reprobate.
;D
Post by: TSB on December 17, 2008, 06:52:33 PM
Sorry about that Peg! I just looked at your profile so let me rephrase that
;D
The young ones never learn do they Haz..... 8)
Post by: Hazcat on December 17, 2008, 07:28:16 PM
The young ones never learn do they Haz..... 8)
Only if they listen. ;)
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 17, 2008, 09:53:03 PM
Sorry about that Peg! I just looked at your profile so let me rephrase that
I am quite sure I would rather be a handsome, sleek, powerful cat than a old wet behind the ears, fat, one legged, reprobate.
;D
OK...I guess I asked for that. ;D
I ain't old, but I've been around the block a few times. Just not as many as you. ;)
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 17, 2008, 10:44:54 PM
Try this..... after 2 tries my 1st score was 5.45 and my best score was 3.40.
http://woodgears.ca/eyeball/index.html
Post by: Big Frank on December 17, 2008, 11:47:37 PM
Post by: Big Frank on December 18, 2008, 01:35:57 AM
http://bushbash.flashgressive.de/
http://www.sockandawe.com/
http://www.flashgameplay.com/game/827/Shoe-Bush.html
Post by: TSB on December 18, 2008, 06:14:03 AM
Post by: MikeBjerum on December 18, 2008, 07:03:05 PM
Does anyone here know an operator who needs a new T-shirt? ;)
HEY ... That's my slogan !!!
Post by: Big Frank on December 18, 2008, 07:16:21 PM
I saw a bunch of funny T-shirts online and when I saw that I was trying to remember who operates a FUNeral biz, m58 or m25operator. If I thought about it a moment longer maybe I would have remembered an M25 is a sniper rifle. But thinking for more than a moment at a time isn't my strong point. It seems like I remember everything but can't recall it when I want to. ;D
Frank
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 18, 2008, 07:28:35 PM
Hey m58;
I saw a bunch of funny T-shirts online and when I saw that I was trying to remember who operates a FUNeral biz, m58 or m25operator. If I thought about it a moment longer maybe I would have remembered an M25 is a sniper rifle. But thinking for more than a moment at a time isn't my strong point. It seems like I remember everything but can't recall it when I want to. ;D
Frank
Me too.
I have photographic memory....it's just that sometimes my printer is out of photo quality paper. 8)
Post by: Big Frank on December 18, 2008, 07:36:21 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 18, 2008, 07:38:11 PM
;D
Post by: tt11758 on December 18, 2008, 08:02:18 PM
I have a pornographic memory. I remember vivid details of all of it I've ever seen.
I resemble that remark. ;D
Post by: Big Frank on December 18, 2008, 08:16:21 PM
I resemble that remark. ;D
Remember the Playmate of the month for November 1976? I do! I can't remember how to spell her name but her initials are PM. She's so hot she was playmate of the month, the year, the decade, maybe even the millenium. I'm still in
Post by: m25operator on December 18, 2008, 08:42:27 PM
No one to my knowledge has picked up on that. ;D
No prize as of yet, but Merry Christmas ;D ;D
Smart people on this forum. ;)
Post by: Big Frank on December 18, 2008, 08:44:27 PM
To Pegleg: M25 is a sniper rifle.
No one to my knowledge has picked up on that. ;D
No prize as of yet, but Merry Christmas ;D ;D
Smart people on this forum. ;)
I figured that out some time ago but can't always remember it. I always remember the M21 and M24 because they were in use when I was in the army. One of my instructors in AIT was a Marine Gunny who showed us the M24 but we didn't get to play with it.
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 18, 2008, 08:57:00 PM
A little interesting info:
History
Originally developed by the 10th Special Forces Group at Ft. Devens, the M25 was built as a joint services system, meeting the needs of both Army SF and Navy SEAL sniper teams for a semi-automatic sniper rifle built on the same lines as the match grade M14 and M21 semi-automatic rifles. The M25 is not a replacement for existing bolt-action rifles, such as the Army's M24 and the Marine Corps' M40A3, but rather the M25 is intended to serve as a sniper support weapon for the sniper team observer. The M25 will provide the sniper observer with a more effective support weapon than the M16/M203, capable of delivering very accurate fire out to 500 meters. In addition, the M25 will fill a mission specific role as an urban area sniper rifle, where ranges are limited and high rate of fire is the primary concern. Chambered for 7.62mm NATO (.308 Winchester) the M25 is capable of firing any 7.62mm ammunition, though it was designed to fire the same ammunition (M118 and M852 Match and Special Ball ammunition) that the M40A3 and the M24 currently fire.
Description
Physically, the M25 is very similar in appearance to the M14/M21 semi-automatic rifle. The M25 uses National Match grade components, to include barrel, receiver, trigger assembly and spring guide, and a custom built gas cylinder. The barrel is glass bedded to a synthetic McMillan stock and the Advanced Scope Mounting System is manufactured by Brookfield Precision Tool. The M25 has been equipped with a number of scopes, to include the Bausch & Lomb10x Tactical scope, the Leupold Ultra MK4 series (M1 and M3)as well as the Leupold VariX-III LR M3.
http://tech.military.com/equipment/view/89051/m25-sniper-rifle.html
Post by: m25operator on December 18, 2008, 09:10:19 PM
A little gun porn.
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff150/m25operator/100_1406.jpg)
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff150/m25operator/100_1408.jpg)
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff150/m25operator/100_1388.jpg)
Post by: Big Frank on December 18, 2008, 10:08:11 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 19, 2008, 08:26:52 PM
A friend just built a Model 700 Remington to US specs to shoot in long range matches over at Ft. Benning.
He found a place that sells surplus (production over-runs) gov't contract 700 barrels. My neighbor is a gunsmith so he installed it for him. Then my friend dura-coated the whole thing flat black. He and another LEO friend of mine (also happens to be the owner of my local range) have a coating business on the side. it turned out well, but I don't have pics yet.
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 20, 2008, 10:49:50 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7h2YR9qPqo
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 20, 2008, 12:59:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPrNGU7nRDU
Post by: MikeBjerum on December 20, 2008, 02:14:11 PM
I'm a "Chevy" man by nature, but thought this was a good Ford commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7h2YR9qPqo
Well said!
Post by: bryand71 on December 21, 2008, 11:48:57 AM
I'm a "Chevy" man by nature, but thought this was a good Ford commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7h2YR9qPqo
:'( Damn, I hate when I tear up over a commercial!
Post by: Big Frank on December 21, 2008, 09:22:16 PM
The day after Obama was elected the Pick 3 lottery number in his home state of Illinois was 666, the Number of the Beast in the Book of Revelation. I never heard anything about it but it was in the Snopes newsletter on 11/15. I finally got around to reading it tonight.
Post by: MikeBjerum on December 22, 2008, 07:11:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApxnAr6pRt0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApxnAr6pRt0)
Post by: Hazcat on December 22, 2008, 07:38:57 AM
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/Fun%20Stuff/Vikingboatkitties.jpg)
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 22, 2008, 07:40:27 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 22, 2008, 07:47:48 PM
Viking CATS? :o ;D ;D ;D
Post by: Hazcat on December 22, 2008, 08:11:35 PM
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/Fun%20Stuff/vikingkitten1.jpg)
Post by: Big Frank on December 22, 2008, 08:16:59 PM
and don't need PhotoShop to look tough. ;)
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 22, 2008, 10:11:26 PM
Yes! Viking Cats!
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/Fun%20Stuff/vikingkitten1.jpg)
I'm quaking in my boot. ;D
Post by: Hazcat on December 22, 2008, 10:18:59 PM
;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 22, 2008, 10:30:34 PM
;D
Post by: Big Frank on December 23, 2008, 01:00:44 AM
Post by: TAB on December 26, 2008, 02:20:25 AM
Post by: Pathfinder on December 26, 2008, 06:05:47 AM
Yes! Viking Cats!
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/Fun%20Stuff/vikingkitten1.jpg)
Looks more like a Viking Bunny to me. A nice soft, fuzzy well-armed Viking Bunny.
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 26, 2008, 01:03:44 PM
Looks more like a Viking Bunny to me. A nice soft, fuzzy well-armed Viking Bunny.
YES...very scary....very intimidating.......... :o
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 26, 2008, 10:49:02 PM
Poke and prod the spider with your mouse, also 'grab' one of its legs with your mouse and drag it around the screen --
tell me it's not alive!
Also ..........anywhere on the map, hit the space bar and it leaves little bugs.
Watch the spider go after them.
This is totally crazy and creepy too!
You can also edit a lot of the features
click here:
http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/
Post by: Big Frank on December 27, 2008, 12:00:34 AM
Post by: bryand71 on December 27, 2008, 02:50:52 PM
BOTHER A SPIDER
Poke and prod the spider with your mouse, also 'grab' one of its legs with your mouse and drag it around the screen --
tell me it's not alive!
Also ..........anywhere on the map, hit the space bar and it leaves little bugs.
Watch the spider go after them.
This is totally crazy and creepy too!
You can also edit a lot of the features
click here:
http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/
Thanks for helping me waste time at work today!
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 27, 2008, 03:45:58 PM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9ieWrWLjii0
Post by: ericire12 on December 27, 2008, 03:56:39 PM
The Sling-Shot Man:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9ieWrWLjii0
Grown up Dennis the Menace?
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 27, 2008, 04:25:21 PM
Grown up Dennis the Menace?
May be...he's hell with that slingshot, though. ;)
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 28, 2008, 03:42:48 PM
http://www.maniacworld.com/polar-bears-and-dogs-hugging.html
Post by: Big Frank on December 28, 2008, 04:52:48 PM
P.S. Bear-dogs were real, but man-bear-pig wasn't. ;D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 29, 2008, 09:14:20 PM
Post by: Hazcat on December 29, 2008, 09:19:28 PM
Post by: Big Frank on December 29, 2008, 11:04:13 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 30, 2008, 11:35:21 AM
Ya gotta Play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.aksalser.com/game.htm
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 30, 2008, 02:42:26 PM
Post by: ericire12 on December 30, 2008, 02:45:57 PM
I scored 12.......... ;D
......14
With the way Marshal talks, I thought you would be whole hell of a lot better throwing shoes then that ;)
Post by: Big Frank on December 30, 2008, 05:38:43 PM
You know it was coming in just a matter of time.............
Ya gotta Play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.aksalser.com/game.htm
I posted a few others about 2 weeks ago and never got a single reply. http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?topic=2842.530
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 30, 2008, 11:16:44 PM
But then I got busy and didn't even get to be on the forum for awhile.
sorry.. actually my 12 was after I played it earlier...
And I usually put a shoe in Marshal's ass..instead of throwing them at him.. hahaha ;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 31, 2008, 04:55:56 PM
I posted a few others about 2 weeks ago and never got a single reply. http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?topic=2842.530
I played the ones you posted....this one was just a little different than those....all fun. ;D
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 31, 2008, 10:08:13 PM
I played the ones you posted....this one was just a little different than those....all fun. ;D
Same here, I sucked so I did not post my scores ;D
Post by: TAB on January 01, 2009, 01:15:43 AM
All in favor, say EYE.
All opposed, keep your yap shut. ;D
Post by: Big Frank on January 01, 2009, 01:44:22 AM
Post by: Big Frank on January 01, 2009, 02:57:40 AM
Same here, I sucked so I did not post my scores ;D
+1.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 01, 2009, 12:48:04 PM
The Mom Song from Northland Video on Vimeo.
Post by: Big Frank on January 01, 2009, 01:10:31 PM
Post by: Hazcat on January 01, 2009, 03:22:56 PM
Post by: Big Frank on January 01, 2009, 07:13:55 PM
Try being BOTH.
Are you both moms? ;D That's got to be tough.
Post by: Hazcat on January 01, 2009, 10:53:36 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 02, 2009, 12:57:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWiXy55OHyY
Post by: jaybet on January 02, 2009, 01:02:53 PM
Jay, is this you? ;)Nope...i'm not that clever, Peggy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWiXy55OHyY
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 02, 2009, 01:14:20 PM
Post by: TAB on January 03, 2009, 02:00:31 AM
My grandparents got me this book for Xmas, I'm about half way thru it... man I wish I had this book when I was 10. I'm also pretty sure about half the things in it are now felonys... ;D
Post by: Big Frank on January 03, 2009, 03:03:46 AM
a neat book for boys of all ages. (http://store.doverpublications.com/048643138x.html)
My grandparents got me this book for Xmas, I'm about half way thru it... man I wish I had this book when I was 10. I'm also pretty sure about half the things in it are now felonys... ;D
And everything in it will make treehuggers mad. First of all, it made of trees. ::)
Post by: TAB on January 03, 2009, 03:59:11 AM
And everything in it will make treehuggers mad. First of all, it made of trees. ::)
you say that like its a bad thing. ;D
Its written at about scout age level, still its intresting to see all the stuff in it... I mean how many books teach kids how to build cross bows and built forts? ;D
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 03, 2009, 02:54:14 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 03, 2009, 04:01:02 PM
Makes sense when you consider that Baden Powell's original intent was to train youth to "scout" for the military. "Boy" scouts were originally intended as a junior militia.
SHHHHH...Tom, don't say that too loud. Liberals might try to ban Boy Scouts next. ;)
Post by: Big Frank on January 03, 2009, 10:22:36 PM
Makes sense when you consider that Baden Powell's original intent was to train youth to "scout" for the military. "Boy" scouts were originally intended as a junior militia.
Extreme liberals compare them to Hitler Youth.
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 04, 2009, 12:19:22 AM
SHHHHH...Tom, don't say that too loud. Liberals might try to ban Boy Scouts next. ;)
Extreme liberals compare them to Hitler Youth.
And make them take girls.
If I hit the lottery I'm going to sue the NAACP and Black Panthers for not letting me join. If I ever get sentenced to public office I'll target the congressional Black Caucus. ;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 04, 2009, 12:11:04 PM
And make them take girls.
If I hit the lottery I'm going to sue the NAACP and Black Panthers for not letting me join. If I ever get sentenced to public office I'll target the congressional Black Caucus. ;D
Not to change the subject, but, speaking of winning the lottery.....This is MY kind of 'luck'. If I ever win the lottery, I'm headed straight to the hospital.
http://www.star-telegram.com/238/story/1122188.html
Husband leaves $10 million inheritance: a winning lottery ticket
The Associated Press
DANBURY, Conn. — On the day Donald Peters died, he unknowingly provided financial security for his wife of 59 years and their family.
Peters bought two Connecticut lottery tickets at a 7-Eleven store Nov. 1 as part of a 20-year tradition he shared with his wife, Charlotte. Later that day, the 79-year-old retired hat-factory worker had a fatal heart attack while working in his yard in Danbury.
On Friday, his widow cashed in one of the tickets: a $10 million winner. In her grief over her husband’s death, she had put the ticket aside and almost discarded it before recently checking the numbers.
"I’m numb," Charlotte Peters, 78, said at Connecticut lottery headquarters in Rocky Hill.
Donald Peters usually bought the tickets for 10 weeks at a stretch, so the winning ticket he bought Nov. 1 for the Dec. 2 drawing was among several that Charlotte Peters put aside as she, their three children and two grandchildren coped with his death.
"I was in the grocery store, and I had it checked and they told me I was a winner," she said. "I had no idea how much it was."
Charlotte Peters has 60 days to decide whether to take a $6 million pretax lump sum or stretch the winnings into 21 yearly payments of almost $477,300 each.
She does not know what she will do with the money.
Post by: 1776 Rebel on January 04, 2009, 12:24:54 PM
SHHHHH...Tom, don't say that too loud. Liberals might try to ban Boy Scouts next. ;)
It ain't "might"... The BSA spends an enormous amount of money defending themselves from all sorts of lawsuits over their support of belief in God and their ban on gay scouts and leaders. Just google BOY SCOUTS BAN. I got 346,000 hits. This is a cultural war we are in.
Post by: MikeBjerum on January 04, 2009, 03:08:03 PM
It ain't "might"... The BSA spends an enormous amount of money defending themselves from all sorts of lawsuits over their support of belief in God and their ban on gay scouts and leaders. Just google BOY SCOUTS BAN. I got 346,000 hits. This is a cultural war we are in.
As a former Scout it irritates me that this great organization is forced to waste precious resources to protect its Right to religious affiliation, sexuality stance and even single gender membership.
Post by: Pathfinder on January 04, 2009, 05:03:27 PM
As a former Scout it irritates me that this great organization is forced to waste precious resources to protect its Right to religious affiliation, sexuality stance and even single gender membership.
It was the attack on the Boy Scouts in the early 90's that finally woke me up, made the scales fall from my eyes. I was a brainless liberal - married to one as well. Had a vague discomfort with the recurring attacks on the 2A (mostly due to my participation in a gun club as a kid), but not enough to do much.
Then, a program I knew well as a Cubmaster and Asst. Scoutmaster came under fire, and I started re-evaluating everything. Needless to say, as soon as I started thinking again, I became a neo-conservative libertarian and ardent Constitutionalist type.
Post by: TAB on January 04, 2009, 05:37:22 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 04, 2009, 07:19:16 PM
I'd bet a large sum of money that there has never been a scout hurt getting thier shooting marret bages( of which there are 3, rifle, shot gun and airrifle/bb gun... I have all 3)when scout leader was present. Then again I beleave in education of all things, take away the unkown and the fear goes away.
I don't know for sure but I don't think BSA issues the shooting merit badges any more.
Post by: jaybet on January 05, 2009, 10:53:46 AM
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 05, 2009, 11:19:43 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK2QiPncQMM
Post by: TAB on January 06, 2009, 03:48:18 AM
Post by: shooter32 on January 06, 2009, 10:19:00 AM
(http://newmedia2.funnyjunk.com/pictures/3851216993890.jpg)
Hazaritta holder ;D
Post by: cookie62 on January 06, 2009, 12:35:06 PM
Post by: Bill Stryker on January 06, 2009, 01:55:26 PM
Due to recent budget cuts and the cost of electricity,
gas and oil, as well as current market conditions and
the continued decline of the U.S. economy, The Light at
the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
We apologize for the inconvenience.
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 06, 2009, 08:47:42 PM
(http://newmedia2.funnyjunk.com/pictures/3851216993890.jpg)
Yer beer's gonna warm up real quick like that. ;D
Post by: Big Frank on January 06, 2009, 08:53:05 PM
Yer beer's gonna warm up real quick like that. ;D
That's what I thought, because that cupholder is HOT! :)
Post by: TAB on January 06, 2009, 08:58:50 PM
Yer beer's gonna warm up real quick like that. ;D
i'm pretty sure none of us will care about the taste of that warm beer.
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 06, 2009, 08:59:43 PM
i'm pretty sure none of us will care about the taste of that warm beer.
You might be right. ;D
Post by: cookie62 on January 06, 2009, 09:00:05 PM
i'm pretty sure none of us will care about the taste of that warm beer.
What beer?
Post by: bryand71 on January 06, 2009, 10:39:46 PM
What beer?
Yeah! where the hell do you see any beer?
Post by: Big Frank on January 06, 2009, 11:56:21 PM
Yeah! where the hell do you see any beer?
Blocking the view to the holey land.
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 07, 2009, 12:15:00 PM
compliment her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
listen to her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.
How to Impress a Man:
show up naked,
bring beer.
Post by: MikeBjerum on January 07, 2009, 01:00:53 PM
Yer beer's gonna warm up real quick like that. ;D
I volunteer to drink my way to the bottom for the sake of all ;D
It's a tough job, but I'm willing to make the sacrifice for all of you ... well ... most of you.
Post by: TSB on January 07, 2009, 04:29:49 PM
Blocking the view to the holey land.
Dude!!!! ya spelled ho....Never mind!!! ;D
Post by: Big Frank on January 07, 2009, 07:52:31 PM
Dude!!!! ya spelled ho....Never mind!!! ;D
LOL. I was going to spell it the other way, but I'm a perv and changed my mind.
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 11, 2009, 05:24:05 PM
http://hfm3.com/jukebox/jukebox.html
Post by: Big Frank on January 11, 2009, 10:15:06 PM
Post by: TAB on January 14, 2009, 03:59:04 AM
There use to be a store like this not far from me... they sold booze, ammo and porn.
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 14, 2009, 11:12:24 AM
'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,' I informed him. 'All the food was slow.'
'C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?'
'It was a place called 'at home,'' I explained. ! 'Mom cooked every day and when Dad got home from work, we sat down together at the dining room table, and if I didn't like what she put on my plate I was allowed to sit there until I did like it.'
By this time, the kid was laughing so hard I was afraid he was going to suffer serious internal damage, so I didn't tell him the part about how I had to have permission to leave the table.
But here are some other things I would have told him about my childhood if I figured his system could have handled it :
Some parents NEVER! owned their own house, wore Levis, set foot on a golf course, traveled out of the country or had a credit card. In their later years they had something called a revolving charge card. The card was good only at Sears Roebuck. Or maybe it was Sears & Roebuck. Either way, there is no Roebuck anymore. Maybe he died.
My parents never drove me to soccer practice. This was mostly because we never had heard of soccer. I had a bicycle that weighed probably 50 pounds, and only had one speed (slow). We didn't have a television in our house until I was 5. It was, of course, black and white.
I was 13 before I tasted my first pizza, it was called 'pizza pie.' When I bit into it, I burned the roof of my mouth and the cheese slid off, swung down, plastered itself against my chin and burned that, too. It's still the best pizza I ever had.
We didn't have a car until I was 4. It was an old black Dodge.
I never had a telephone in my room. The only phone in the house was in the living room and it was on a party line. Before you could dial, you had to listen and make sure some people you didn't know weren't already using the line.
Pizzas were not delivered to our home. But milk was.
All newspapers were delivered by boys and all boys delivered newspapers my brother delivered a newspaper, six days a week. It cost 7 cents a paper, of which he got to keep 2 cents. He had to get up at 6AM every morning. On Saturday, he had to collect the 42 cents from his customers. His favorite customers were the ones who gave him 50 cents and told him to keep the change.
His least favorite customers were the ones who seemed to never be home on collection day.
Movie stars kissed with their mouths shut. At least, they did in the movies. Touching someone else's tongue with yours was called French kissing and they didn't do that in movies. I don't know what they did in French movies. French movies were dirty and we weren't allowed to see them.
If you grew up in a generation before there was fast food, you may want to share some of these memories with your children or grandchildren.
Just don't blame me if they bust a gut laughing.
Growing up isn't what it used to be, is it?
MEMORIES from a friend :
My Dad is cleaning out my grandmother's house (she died in December) and he brought me an old Royal Crown Cola bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it. I knew immediately what it was, but my daughter had no idea. She thought they had tried to make it a salt shaker or something. I knew it as the bottle that sat on the end of the ironing board to 'sprinkle' clothes with because we didn't have steam irons.
Man, I am old.
How many do you remember?
Head lights dimmer switches on the floor.
Ignition switches on the dashboard.
Heaters mounted on the inside of the fire wall.
Real ice boxes.
Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards.
Soldering irons you heat on a gas burner.
Using hand signals for cars without turn signals.
Older Than Dirt Quiz :
Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about.
Ratings at the bottom.
1 Blackjack chewing gum
2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles
5. Coffee shops or diners with tableside juke boxes
6 . Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
7. Party lines
8. Newsreels before the movie
9. P.F. Flyers
10. Butch wax
11. TV test patterns that came on at night after the last show and were there until TV shows started again in the morning. (there were only 3 channels)
12. Peashooters
13. Howdy Doody
14. 45 RPM records
15. S& H greenstamps
16 Hi-fi's
17. Metal ice trays with lever
18. Mimeograph paper
19. Blue flashbulb
20. Packards
21. Roller skate keys
22. Cork popguns
23. Drive-ins
24. Studebakers
25. Wash tub wringers
If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young
If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older
If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age,
If you remembered 16-25 = You're older than dirt!
Post by: Pathfinder on January 14, 2009, 06:42:59 PM
Packards were my Dad's favorite cars.
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 14, 2009, 10:26:16 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 15, 2009, 02:47:19 AM
News reels, butch wax, and Howdy Doody were before my time, but references to them were still common, didn't roller skate, so no key, Packards and wash tubs were the only ones way before my time.
But for you older gear heads, for a while my Dad had a Studabaker Hawk. ;D
Post by: MikeBjerum on January 15, 2009, 07:56:13 AM
(http://newmedia2.funnyjunk.com/pictures/423636E.jpg)
There use to be a store like this not far from me... they sold booze, ammo and porn.
The only way to truly support the American economy ;)
Post by: Big Frank on January 15, 2009, 01:09:12 PM
Post by: Big Frank on January 15, 2009, 02:53:50 PM
HAMMOND, Ind. — In a scene straight out of the movie "A Christmas Story," a
10-year-old boy got his tongue stuck to a metal light pole. Police said the
unidentified fourth-grader was able to tell them that a friend dared him to
lick the pole Wednesday night. Temperatures in Hammond were around 10
degrees at the time.
By the time an ambulance arrived, the boy was able to yank his tongue off
the frozen pole.
Police said ambulance personnel explained to the boy's mother how to care
for his bleeding tongue.
The 1983 movie is set in a fictional city based on Hammond, the hometown of
author Jean Shepherd.
Post by: cookie62 on January 15, 2009, 03:11:26 PM
I triple-dog dare you: Boy's tongue stuck on pole
HAMMOND, Ind. In a scene straight out of the movie "A Christmas Story," a
10-year-old boy got his tongue stuck to a metal light pole. Police said the
unidentified fourth-grader was able to tell them that a friend dared him to
lick the pole Wednesday night. Temperatures in Hammond were around 10
degrees at the time.
By the time an ambulance arrived, the boy was able to yank his tongue off
the frozen pole.
Police said ambulance personnel explained to the boy's mother how to care
for his bleeding tongue.
The 1983 movie is set in a fictional city based on Hammond, the hometown of
author Jean Shepherd.
OUCH!!!!
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 15, 2009, 05:55:43 PM
I triple-dog dare you: Boy's tongue stuck on pole
HAMMOND, Ind. — In a scene straight out of the movie "A Christmas Story," a
10-year-old boy got his tongue stuck to a metal light pole. Police said the
unidentified fourth-grader was able to tell them that a friend dared him to
lick the pole Wednesday night. Temperatures in Hammond were around 10
degrees at the time.
By the time an ambulance arrived, the boy was able to yank his tongue off
the frozen pole.
Police said ambulance personnel explained to the boy's mother how to care
for his bleeding tongue.
The 1983 movie is set in a fictional city based on Hammond, the hometown of
author Jean Shepherd.
OWWWWWW.....Dat makth me hut juth tinking abouth ith................ ;D
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 16, 2009, 02:07:09 AM
I triple-dog dare you: Boy's tongue stuck on pole
HAMMOND, Ind. — In a scene straight out of the movie "A Christmas Story," a
10-year-old boy got his tongue stuck to a metal light pole. Police said the
unidentified fourth-grader was able to tell them that a friend dared him to
lick the pole Wednesday night. Temperatures in Hammond were around 10
degrees at the time.
By the time an ambulance arrived, the boy was able to yank his tongue off
the frozen pole.
Police said ambulance personnel explained to the boy's mother how to care
for his bleeding tongue.
The 1983 movie is set in a fictional city based on Hammond, the hometown of
author Jean Shepherd.
Been there, done that, but back then they just said "so pull your tongue off stupid."
Post by: DesertMarine on January 19, 2009, 06:37:52 PM
Post by: tt11758 on January 19, 2009, 07:14:19 PM
I had the hell scared out of me yesterday morning. When I woke up, I thought for a moment that I must've died in my sleep..........cuz nothing ached.
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 20, 2009, 02:19:07 AM
Post by: Big Frank on January 20, 2009, 04:24:44 PM
Post by: Big Frank on January 20, 2009, 04:42:48 PM
I think this is avatar worthy. Oh TAB, where are you?
Post by: Majer on January 20, 2009, 06:03:02 PM
Post by: Pathfinder on January 20, 2009, 06:05:27 PM
One good reason to like cowgirls.
I think this is avatar worthy. Oh TAB, where are you?
And she wonders why she never gets any serious "acting" roles? Maybe because she takes roles like this one?
Good movie, though
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 21, 2009, 01:54:48 AM
Post by: ericire12 on January 21, 2009, 09:24:57 AM
HEY...How'd You get that picture of my Wife? ;)
I was going to ask him where he got a picture of my girlfriend, but now I think it is better just to keep it under the radar :-[
Post by: m25operator on January 21, 2009, 11:41:25 AM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 21, 2009, 09:01:01 PM
This is a combination of the best NFL Fantasy Player Files. Each video contains a different NFL player doing a cool move whether its passing, catching, or kicking the football.
Post by: marti on January 21, 2009, 11:28:05 PM
I remember everything on that list except 9. P.F. Flyers. I don't know what that is.
I know about 6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers, but we didn't have them. We lived in the country and I'm the one who got to milk the cow twice a day.
Post by: Big Frank on January 22, 2009, 12:18:30 AM
I must be older than dirt too.
I remember everything on that list except 9. P.F. Flyers. I don't know what that is.
I know about 6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers, but we didn't have them. We lived in the country and I'm the one who got to milk the cow twice a day.
PF Flyers are shoes, and like many things on the list, they still make them. http://www.pfflyers.com/
They still make Keds too. http://www.keds.com/
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 22, 2009, 02:36:27 AM
I must be older than dirt too.
I remember everything on that list except 9. P.F. Flyers. I don't know what that is.
I know about 6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers, but we didn't have them. We lived in the country and I'm the one who got to milk the cow twice a day.
What they called PF Flyers in the 50's were Keds in the 60's, Sneakers.
Did you get the glass pint bottles in school ? Make a shooter with the cover and send the card board lids 20 feet ;D unless they were the ones with collectible pictures or quotes on them. ;D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 22, 2009, 10:47:33 AM
Common Sense and some research indicate that there are:
24 THINGS ABOUT TO BECOME EXTINCT IN AMERICA
24. Yellow Pages
This year will be pivotal for the global Yellow Pages industry. Much like newspapers, print Yellow Pages will continue to bleed dollars to their various digital counterparts, from Internet Yellow Pages (IYPs), to local search engines and combination search/listing services like Reach Local and Yodel Factors like an acceleration of the print 'fade rate' and the looming recession will contribute to the onslaught. One research firm predicts the falloff in usage of newspapers and print Yellow Pages could even reach 10% this year -- much higher than the 2%-3% fade rate seen in past years.
23. Classified Ads
The Internet has made so many things obsolete that newspaper classified ads might sound like just another trivial item on a long list. But this is one of those harbingers of the future that could signal the end of civilization as we know it. The argument is that if newspaper classifieds are replaced by free online listings at sites like Craigslist.org and Google Base, then newspapers are not far behind them.
22. Movie Rental Stores
While Netflix is looking up at the moment, Blockbuster keeps closing store locations by the hundreds. It still has about 6,000 left across the world, but those keep dwindling and the stock is down considerably in 2008, especially since the company gave up a quest of Circuit City . Movie Gallery, which owned the Hollywood Video brand, closed up shop earlier this year. Countless small video chains and mom-and-pop stores have given up the ghost already.
21. Dial-up Internet Access
Dial-up connections have fallen from 40% in 2001 to 10% in 2008. The combination of an infrastructure to accommodate affordable high speed Internet connections and the disappearing home phone have all but pounded the final nail in the coffin of dial-up Internet access.
20. Phone Landlines
According to a survey from the National Center for Health Statistics, at the end of 2007, nearly one in six homes was cell-only and, of those homes that had landlines, one in eight only received calls on their cells.
19. Chesapeake Bay Blue Crabs
Maryland's icon, the blue crab, has been fading away in Chesapeake Bay . Last year Maryland saw the lowest harvest (22 million pounds) since 1945. Just four decades ago the bay produced 96 million pounds. The population is down 70% since 1990, when they first did a formal count. There are only about 120 million crabs in the bay and they think they need 200 million for a sustainable population. Over-fishing, pollution, invasive species and global warming get the blame.
18. VCRs
For the better part of three decades, the VCR was a best-seller and staple in every American household until being completely decimated by the DVD, and now the Digital Video Recorder (DVR). In fact, the only remnants of the VHS age at your local Wal-Mart or Radio Shack are blank VHS tapes these days. Pre-recorded VHS tapes are largely gone and VHS decks are practically nowhere to be found. They served us so well.
17. Ash Trees
In the late 1990s, a pretty, iridescent green species of beetle, now known as the emerald ash borer, hitched a ride to North America with ash wood products imported from eastern Asia . In less than a decade, its larvae have killed millions of trees in the Midwest , and continue to spread. They've killed more than 30 million ash trees in southeastern Michigan alone, with tens of millions more lost in Ohio and Indiana . More than 7.5 billion ash trees are currently at risk.
16. Ham Radio
Amateur radio operators enjoy personal (and often worldwide) wireless communications with each other and are able to support their communities with emergency and disaster communications if necessary, while increasing their personal knowledge of electronics and radio theory. However, proliferation of the Internet and its popularity among youth has caused the decline of amateur radio. In the past five years alone, the number of people holding active ham radio licenses has dropped by 50,000, even though Morse Code is no longer a requirement.
15. The Swimming Hole
Thanks to our litigious society, swimming holes are becoming a thing of the past. '20/20' reports that swimming hole owners, like Robert Every in High Falls, NY, are shutting them down out of worry that if someone gets hurt they'll sue. And that's exactly what happened in Seattle . The city of Bellingham was sued by Katie Hofstetter who was paralyzed in a fall at a popular swimming hole in Whatcom Falls Park . As injuries occur and lawsuits follow, expect more swimming holes to post 'Keep out!' signs.
14. Answering Machines
The increasing disappearance of answering machines is directly tied to No 20 our list -- the decline of landlines. According to USA Today, the number of homes that only use cell phones jumped 159% between 2004 and 2007. It has been particularly bad in New York ; since 2000, landline usage has dropped 55%. It's logical that as cell phones rise, many of them replacing traditional landlines, that there will be fewer answering machines.
13. Cameras That Use Film
It doesn't require a statistician to prove the rapid disappearance of the film camera in America . Just look to companies like Nikon, the professional's choice for quality camera equipment. In 2006, it announced that it would stop making film cameras, pointing to the shrinking market -- only 3% of its sales in 2005, compared to 75% of sales from digital cameras and equipment.
12. Incandescent Bulbs
Before a few years ago, the standard 60-watt (or, yikes, 100-watt) bulb was the mainstay of every U.S. home. With the green movement and all-things-sustainable-energy crowd, the Compact Fluorescent Lightbulb (CFL) is largely replacing the older, Edison-era incandescent bulb. The EPA reports that 2007 sales for Energy Star CFLs nearly doubled from 2006, and these sales accounted for approximately 20 percent of the U.S. light bulb market. And according to USA Today, a new energy bill plans to phase out incandescent bulbs in the next four to 12 years.
11. Stand-Alone Bowling Alleys
Bowling Balls. US claims there are still 60 million Americans who bowl at least once a year, but many are not bowling in stand-alone bowling alleys. Today most new bowling alleys are part of facilities for all types or recreation including laser tag, go-karts, bumper cars, video game arcades, climbing walls and glow miniature golf. Bowling lanes also have been added to many non-traditional venues such as adult communities, hotels and resorts, and gambling casinos.
10. The Milkman
According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, in 1950, over half of the milk delivered was to the home in quart bottles, by 1963, it was about a third and by 2001, it represented only 0.4% percent. Nowadays most milk is sold through supermarkets in gallon jugs. The steady decline in home-delivered milk is blamed, of course, on the rise of the supermarket, better home refrigeration and longer-lasting milk. Although some milkmen still make the rounds in pockets of the U.S. , they are certainly a dying breed.
9. Hand-Written Letters
In 2006, the Radicati Group estimated that, worldwide, 183 billion e-mails were sent each day. Two million each second. By November of 2007, an estimated 3.3 billion Earthlings owned cell phones, and 80% of the world's population had access to cell phone coverage. In 2004, half-a-trillion text messages were sent, and the number has no doubt increased exponentially since then. So where amongst this gorge of gabble is there room for the elegant, polite hand-written letter?
8. Wild Horses
It is estimated that 100 years ago, as many as two million horses were roaming free within the United States . In 2001, National Geographic News estimated that the wild horse population had decreased to about 50,000 head. Currently, the National Wild Horse and Burro Advisory board states that there are 32,000 free roaming horses in ten Western states, with half of them residing in Nevada . The Bureau of Land Management is seeking to reduce the total number of free range horses to 27,000, possibly by selective euthanasia.
7. Personal Checks
According to an American Bankers Assoc. report, a net 23% of consumers plan to decrease their use of checks over the next two years, while a net 14% plan to increase their use of PIN debit. Bill payment remains the last stronghold of paper-based payments -- for the time being. Checks continue to be the most commonly used bill payment method, with 71% of consumers paying at least one recurring bill per month by writing a check. However, on a bill-by-bill basis, checks account for only 49% of consumers' recurring bill payments (down from 72% in 2001 and 60% in 2003).
6. Drive-in Theaters
During the peak in 1958, there were more than 4,000 drive-in theaters in this country, but in 2007 only 405 drive-ins were still operating. Exactly zero new drive-ins have been built since 2005. Only one reopened in 2005 and five reopened in 2006, so there isn't much of a movement toward reviving the closed ones.
5. Mumps & Measles
Despite what's been in the news lately, the measles and mumps actually, truly are disappearing from the United States . In 1964, 212,000 cases of mumps were reported in the U.S. By 1983, this figure had dropped to 3,000, thanks to a vigorous vaccination program. Prior to the introduction of the measles vaccine, approximately half a million cases of measles were reported in the U.S. annually, resulting in 450 deaths. In 2005, only 66 cases were recorded.
4. Honey Bees
Perhaps nothing on our list of disappearing America is so dire; plummeting so enormously; and so necessary to the survival of our food supply as the honey bee. Very scary. 'Colony Collapse Disorder,' or CCD, has spread throughout the U.S. and Europe over the past few years, wiping out 50% to 90% of the colonies of many beekeepers -- and along with it, their livelihood.
3. News Magazines and TV News
While the TV evening newscasts haven't gone anywhere over the last several decades, their audiences have. In 1984, in a story about the diminishing returns of the evening news, the New York Times reported that all three network evening-news programs combined had only 40.9 million viewers. Fast forward to 2008, and what they have today is half that.
2. Analog TV
According to the Consumer Electronics Association, 85% of homes in the U.S. get their television programming through cable or satellite providers. For the remaining 15% -- or 13 million individuals -- who are using rabbit ears or a large outdoor antenna to get their local stations, change is in the air. If you are one of these people you'll need to get a new TV or a converter box in order to get the new stations which will only be broadcast in digital.
1. The Family Farm
Since the 1930s, the number of family farms has been declining rapidly. According to the USDA, 5.3 million farms dotted the nation in 1950, but this number had declined to 2.1 million by the 2003 farm census (data from the 2007 census hasn't yet been published). Ninety-one percent of the U.S. FARMS are small Family Farms.
Post by: shooter32 on January 22, 2009, 11:47:18 AM
That's a damn shame :(
Post by: MikeBjerum on January 22, 2009, 01:20:59 PM
# 1. The family farm.
That's a damn shame :(
1991 was our last year :'( Still live on the place and rent the buildings out for almost what it takes to have them, and manage the land for mother-in-law, but the family tradition has ended :'(
Post by: shooter32 on January 22, 2009, 01:29:43 PM
1991 was our last year :'( Still live on the place and rent the buildings out for almost what it takes to have them, and manage the land for mother-in-law, but the family tradition has ended :'(
Sorry to hear that!
I've always lived in the city. From the ages 10 to 16 I spent the summers with my uncle on is farm. Never worked so hard in my life. ;D But loved every minute. Learned more about life in those summers than at any time in the city.
He too just lives there and rents out the land. :(
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 22, 2009, 05:39:39 PM
I can't get past level 4. I really suck at this.. but I'll probably keep going back to it and trying........
I'm only about 67% accurate.. :P
http://www.samsung.com/au/samsungu900/game/
Post by: bryand71 on January 22, 2009, 08:31:16 PM
http://www.grayeagles.org/video.htm
Post by: m25operator on January 22, 2009, 09:03:18 PM
Post by: bryand71 on January 23, 2009, 11:50:21 AM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 23, 2009, 12:24:44 PM
My heart swelled with pride for all the great men who we have had on our side. I am passing this on to as many as I can.
Thanks again... That video and site is just wonderful. :)
Post by: ericire12 on January 23, 2009, 02:41:40 PM
http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=264483
If you can't take the 100-0 ass kicking, then stay off the court!
Post by: ericire12 on January 23, 2009, 05:02:53 PM
http://jsc-aircraft-ops.jsc.nasa.gov/guppy/index.html
(http://www.murdoconline.net/2008/NASA_super_guppy.jpg)
(http://www.flygplan.info/images/Aero_Spacelines_Super_Guppy.jpg)
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 23, 2009, 05:09:05 PM
Probably covered in the link but I haven't read that yet.
Post by: TAB on January 23, 2009, 06:47:10 PM
Post by: ericire12 on January 23, 2009, 08:37:33 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2167191.ece?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News
Post by: Big Frank on January 25, 2009, 12:15:48 AM
Maybe we should treat high school basket ball more like t-ball:
http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=264483
If you can't take the 100-0 ass kicking, then stay off the court!
Yeah! Who cares if they're learning disabled? ;)
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 25, 2009, 10:32:44 AM
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 26, 2009, 11:22:53 AM
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j155/icehockeydude/Smiley.jpg)
".....just put on a happy face" ;)
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 26, 2009, 11:25:08 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYrZZ68zhSs
Post by: ericire12 on January 26, 2009, 11:28:09 AM
Changing presidents.....someone spent a lot of time on the computer.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYrZZ68zhSs
He just doesnt look like the other guys on the currency does he? ::)
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 26, 2009, 11:51:54 AM
He just doesnt look like the other guys on the currency does he? ::)
"Rorschach"
Post by: Timothy on January 26, 2009, 11:58:58 AM
Changing presidents.....someone spent a lot of time on the computer.......
Gives new meaning to the term "Fade to Black"...
Post by: ericire12 on January 26, 2009, 12:00:26 PM
Gives new meaning to the term "Fade to Black"...
;D
Post by: bryand71 on January 26, 2009, 03:22:12 PM
;D
DUH-HUH! ;D
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 27, 2009, 02:00:44 AM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 27, 2009, 10:58:59 PM
This is about 12 minutes long... but watch the whole thing...as you will count your blessings when it is over..
((Dang Kansas allergies are messing with my eyes again :'( ))
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=3696478
Post by: MikeBjerum on January 29, 2009, 01:28:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLm2frsYWzQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLm2frsYWzQ)
Post by: ellis4538 on January 29, 2009, 02:02:28 PM
I know prayers are answered.
God Bless the all.
Richard
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 29, 2009, 02:08:40 PM
As far non-gun as you can get. We've been following this on caringbridge since the start, because mom is a FFA adviser in a neighboring town that helped coach our daughter to several successes. It has been a tough road for them, and today we received this link ... get the tissues before you start.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLm2frsYWzQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLm2frsYWzQ)
Might want to get a whole box of tissues.
The family is in my prayers.
Post by: ericire12 on January 29, 2009, 02:11:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2CaBR3z85c
http://hotair.com/archives/2009/01/29/video-the-pro-life-super-bowl-ad-nbc-rejected/
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 29, 2009, 10:01:34 PM
Well Thanks alot.. :'(
now my nose is stopped up and my mascara is trashed..
time to take my shower and get my pj's on anyway.........
and I think I will say an extra prayer for all those tiny angels who have to fight so hard to be on this earth.
Post by: MikeBjerum on January 29, 2009, 11:30:24 PM
Well Thanks alot.. :'(
now my nose is stopped up and my mascara is trashed..
time to take my shower and get my pj's on anyway.........
and I think I will say an extra prayer for all those tiny angels who have to fight so hard to be on this earth.
You should be around this house some days. We have one relative and three friends we are getting updates on, and even the good news gets emotional :'( Cabin fever isn't helping either.
They figure Thomas should get out of the hospital in time for his first birthday. Wife asked me tonight, as she dripped on the keyboard, what it must be like to have a child in the hospital for a year ... especially a hospital 80 miles from home :'(
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 29, 2009, 11:37:42 PM
I can not imagine..but I will send prayers out for those who have to live it.
Post by: tt11758 on January 30, 2009, 10:59:13 AM
The pro life commercial that NBC(D) rejected:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2CaBR3z85c
http://hotair.com/archives/2009/01/29/video-the-pro-life-super-bowl-ad-nbc-rejected/
That is a great spot!!
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 01, 2009, 01:57:02 PM
This will drive you nuts!! The best I could do was 8 sec and something...
Tough! Touching the walls was where I had my problems..
The object of the game is to move the red block around without getting hit by the blue blocks or touching the black walls.
If you can go longer than 18 seconds you are phenomenal. It's been said that the US Air Force uses this for fighter pilots. They are expected to go for at least 2 minutes.
Give it a try but be careful...
It is addictive!! Click here
http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html
Post by: Timothy on February 01, 2009, 02:12:07 PM
Post by: m25operator on February 01, 2009, 02:16:42 PM
Post by: Pathfinder on February 01, 2009, 04:22:31 PM
Post by: deamonpi on February 01, 2009, 05:17:29 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 01, 2009, 10:38:35 PM
Post by: 1911 Junkie on February 01, 2009, 11:05:30 PM
Post by: Big Frank on February 02, 2009, 05:52:33 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 02, 2009, 11:17:12 PM
Penny Postcards 1800's
What did your town look like, according to Penny Postcards.
Click on the state and then on the county to see old penny postcards from that area.....pretty neat.
Click on the post card to enlarge them.
Penny Post Cards (http://www.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~usgenweb/special/ppcs/ppcs.html)
Post by: PegLeg45 on February 03, 2009, 05:31:47 PM
They even had a few from my small town.
Post by: tombogan03884 on February 03, 2009, 05:43:20 PM
Post by: ellis4538 on February 03, 2009, 05:45:37 PM
Richard
Post by: shooter32 on February 03, 2009, 05:47:04 PM
My county is so small they don't have any for it!
Richard
I live in the biggest county in the state and not a single pic :(
Post by: cookie62 on February 04, 2009, 05:20:44 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29017293/?GT1=43001
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 05, 2009, 11:40:33 AM
I can just imagine it would be that way with my boys and Mark..
Derek and Mark messing with it.. and Danny just wanting to get away from the snake..
Falcon Lake , Texas
FALCON LAKE IS ABOUT MIDWAY BETWEEN SAN ANTONIO AND CORPUS CHRISTIE.
Just a little something for some of us who thought of swimming in lakes, creeks and stock ponds as a great way to beat the heat
I would hate to encounter this guy while playing in the water without the protection of a boat..
http://bassfan.com/tv_play.asp?id=119
Post by: cookie62 on February 05, 2009, 12:10:38 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 05, 2009, 06:12:48 PM
NFL fly-overs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFw1PgZfOg4
Post by: MikeBjerum on February 05, 2009, 06:51:19 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 05, 2009, 11:14:15 PM
WHAT DOES A $1MIL. DEER LOOK LIKE??
With a 46-point rack and a Boone and Crockett score of 334, it's hard to
argue that a whitetail named Stickers isn't the biggest buck to ever
consume protein in Texas ..
Sammy Nooner of Hondo brought Stickers home in
February. Since then, fellow deer breeders have been speculating on the
price tag. Some estimates involve seven figures for the 6-year-old
monarch buck, whose semen fetches $4,000 to $5,000 per straw. Nooner,
however, said the price is going to stay between him and the seller -
Tommy Dugger, one of the state's top deer breeders. 'It's probably as
high as anybody's ever paid,'' he said, 'but we're not letting it out;
Tommy and I have a gentleman's agreement.''
Damon Thorpe, director of operations for the Texas Deer Association,
said there are probably only two deer in the United States bigger than
Stickers. 'I think you can say with confidence he's the most expensive
deer ever in Texas ,'' Thorpe said. 'It's not inconceivable at all to
think a deer like that is worth $1 million.'' Dugger told the Lone Star
Outdoor News it would not be accurate to say the deer sold for one
million dollars.
Wildlife consultant Chase Clark, who works with both
Nooner and Dugger, said the biggest buck title was previously held by
Jake the Dream Buck, which was owned by Dugger.. Jake died of a
respiratory illness in the winter of 2005, Clark said. In the meantime,
Dugger acquired the up-and-comer Stickers, who was born in 2001 on the
Glen Morgan ranch.
But Stickers had something else going for him, Clark said. This deer is
the offspring of a doe impregnated by artificial insemination with semen
from an Ohio legend named Redoy Ben. The elder whitetail, who was only
about 2 years old at the time, showed a lot of potential, Clark said.
Redoy Ben died that same year, also to a respiratory illness.
Nevertheless, Clark said the big deer's potential was realized through
his son, Stickers. 'It wasn't until October of 2006 that a tape was put
on those antlers,'' Clark said of Sticker's headgear. 'Now Stickers
represents the ultimate in the Texas deer breeding industry.''
Nooner, a South Texas gasoline distributor, is also known for the
quality dove hunts he offers from his base in Medina County .. 'We just
wanted to help the genetics,'' he said. 'It was fun just trying to see
how big a deer could grow.'' But Nooner may be on the verge of seeing
his profits grow as well.
'Let's assume he did pay $1 million for the deer,'' Thorpe said. 'All he
has to do is sell 200 straws to get his money out of him. You can easily
get that in a year, and do it safely.''
But despite his pedigree, Nooner
and Clark agree there's nothing uppity about Stickers. 'Some deer are
more nervous than others,'' Clark said. 'They don't do well in breeding
operations. But Stickers is pretty laid back. 'He's great at posing for
the camera.''
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/stickers3.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/stickers2.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/stickers4.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/stickers1.jpg)
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 05, 2009, 11:32:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4KrIMZpwCY
Post by: MikeBjerum on February 06, 2009, 01:48:35 AM
When I was finishing up my education for this fine job, I spent a semester in a funeral home near the Cities. We had a rash of suicides one month, and it bothered me more than just a little. During a weekly meeting with the faculty I asked the grief counselor what could be so bad that death is the only way out. His response was "So you don't understand it?" "Good ... Because when you do it will be too late to save you!"
At 7:45 last evening I was sitting here at the desk, making phone calls for a couple services I'm working on, and having fun "multi-tasking" while typing about the Friends of NRA gun of the year. About then the cell phone goes off, and it is time to go to work for another place I'm covering for. That was six hours ago, trudging through ice and snow to the edge of a river, a stop at the Sheriff's office, a stop at a Police Department, and a 334 mile round trip to the Medical Examiner's Office in St. Paul.
I can't imagine how bad this person's problems must have been, and I long ago learned not to be too judgemental. But, tomorrow morning a neighboring funeral director has to go and help an elderly couple plan services for their child.
There are always going to be bad times, and there will also be good times. But, remember that there is always someone to help carry the burden when you think you can't do it any more. Please call for help before you take the last step!
Thanks for listening. It saved waking up the wife and/or dog. Now it is time to try and sleep before a busy day tomorrow.
Post by: ellis4538 on February 06, 2009, 06:41:04 AM
FWIW
Richard
Post by: tombogan03884 on February 06, 2009, 11:23:56 AM
Post by: cookie62 on February 06, 2009, 12:29:49 PM
I have worked part -time for the coroners office for the past six years. The family notifications are the worst thing we have to do. You see some really gruesome things, there are really bad people out there. But the worst is telling a mother, or wife of the death. With most deaths you can tell them how, and that will give you the why. With a suicide you know the how, but most of the time you don't know why. And thats when its most difficult.
Post by: PegLeg45 on February 06, 2009, 12:56:03 PM
Guys (and M'ette) I'm going to get serious and morbid for a minute. Please bear with me. Please remember that no matter how bad it gets there are people that love and care, and that are willing to stand by you through anything.
When I was finishing up my education for this fine job, I spent a semester in a funeral home near the Cities. We had a rash of suicides one month, and it bothered me more than just a little. During a weekly meeting with the faculty I asked the grief counselor what could be so bad that death is the only way out. His response was "So you don't understand it?" "Good ... Because when you do it will be too late to save you!"
At 7:45 last evening I was sitting here at the desk, making phone calls for a couple services I'm working on, and having fun "multi-tasking" while typing about the Friends of NRA gun of the year. About then the cell phone goes off, and it is time to go to work for another place I'm covering for. That was six hours ago, trudging through ice and snow to the edge of a river, a stop at the Sheriff's office, a stop at a Police Department, and a 334 mile round trip to the Medical Examiner's Office in St. Paul.
I can't imagine how bad this person's problems must have been, and I long ago learned not to be too judgemental. But, tomorrow morning a neighboring funeral director has to go and help an elderly couple plan services for their child.
There are always going to be bad times, and there will also be good times. But, remember that there is always someone to help carry the burden when you think you can't do it any more. Please call for help before you take the last step!
Thanks for listening. It saved waking up the wife and/or dog. Now it is time to try and sleep before a busy day tomorrow.
m58, I have been close and it is not good to even look back on! The only thing that kept me going was knowing what my family would have to suffer thru while mine was over...never thought of it again.
FWIW
Richard
M58, thanks for posting this. We all joke and cut-up but we need a serious look at things from time to time.
Like Richard posted, I too have looked it in the face. But I thought back to how hard I fought to stay alive while laying mangled on the side of US Highway 41 five years ago when it would have been really easy to give up. I too thought of my family and turned around and walked away, never to look back. I had way too much to live for, then and now.
Times are tough....but not that tough.
I definitely understand the thought process and mentality that would take a person to that end, but it is no longer an option.
Just my 2 dull pennies on the matter.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 06, 2009, 03:18:52 PM
As a mother, I can not even fathom how I could handle the death of my child let alone a suicide.
I hope I never have to find out.
I too can not imagine what is so desolate and bad that you could go ahead and take the final step in leaving.
Poor things.. It is the saddest way to die I would think..
( Thanks a whole helluva alot M58.. :'( I was all perky and happy today until you came along.
( Jeminey Crimany ...just because YOU work in a funeral home .. ya don't have to drag me there with ya) ::)
;D I'm just kidding.. I'm glad you posted. And I am glad that I don't have to deal with that part of death like you do in my daily job. It would be so hard for me to not carry it around in my heart all the time and be sad.
Post by: Timothy on February 06, 2009, 04:49:50 PM
Four or five months in the hospital, nearly a year out of work, fifteen surgerys and pain for the rest of my life and the only thing that kept me going was the thought of what my being gone, would have done to my family.
I can't even remember saying a prayer for myself during the whole ordeal but I still have both my legs...
PegLeg, your a rock!
Post by: Big Frank on February 06, 2009, 07:32:44 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on February 06, 2009, 08:31:08 PM
I should also mention that as much a role as my family played in me staying around a while longer, my faith played the bigger role.
I remember praying in my head not to be taken away from my family because I needed more time with them.
I'm not a preacher and I'm not going to get on a Bible thumping roll here, but I thought I needed to add that point to my earlier post.
There are a dozen people in Tifton, Georgia that are still scratching their heads as to how I survived. I should have bled to death before getting to the hospital. A GSP Trooper even had my wedding ring and a speech prepared to break the news to my wife (who ironically was already at the hospital, where I was headed because my uncle was having cancer surgery). The trooper was amazed when the ambulance pulled in and I was still holding on by a thread. He even came to visit me in the hospital and again after I went home, calling me the 'miracle man'.
I understand now what makes depression such a powerful enemy to many people. Because as much as I wanted to stay alive at one point, months later when the depression set in all I could think of was how much better off it would have been if I had just bled out in the ambulance. The doctor's put me on some mild medication for a while and it helped, but it was my family and beliefs that brought me out of my mental snake pit.
I have a small sticker on the back of my 'skid-lid' that reads, "Never ride faster than your Angel can fly".
I found out one morning that Angels can fly faster than 45 miles per hour.
P.S.
Thanks for letting me ramble on like this. It helps with the stress. My youngest son had an appendicitis attack late Tuesday night and had surgery to remove his appendix Wednesday. He's OK and home now, but it has been a stressful few days.
Thanks,
CG
Post by: tombogan03884 on February 06, 2009, 08:39:00 PM
Post by: MikeBjerum on February 06, 2009, 08:41:06 PM
:'( I was all perky and happy today until you came along.
Pretty well describes my Thursday ... up until 7:34 PM ...
PegLeg,
Glad to hear things are going well for the little one! You are as aware as anyone that "medical miricle" only goes so far. Take care of him and enjoy every day!
Post by: Rastus on February 07, 2009, 08:55:02 AM
About 28 years ago I was electrocuted by accident and my heart stopped. There was no bright light at the end of a tunnel, and no angels or dead relatives waiting to greet me. It was just quiet. Quiet like you wouldn't believe. And since I came back to life I haven't been right in the head. I have chronic depression that was finally diagnosed 23 years ago. I've thought about killing myself lots of times but one day I promised my mom I wouldn't commit suicide as long as she's still alive. I wouldn't want to put her through the pain of losing a child. Not even her least favorite one. Once I had her take all my guns away and keep them at her house because it was so tempting to use one to end it all. Thanks to my meds I don't want to kill myself, and I have my guns back, but the depression is still here all the the time. Dying changed my life and made it a lot worse. If I believed in an afterlife I would be... dying to get there, ASAP. Since I don't, I plan on sticking around awhile. There are a few things I want to do while I'm still here.
Not to drift off too much here...but how is it you recognized the extreme quiet without a conciousness? I'm not trying to be a smart aleck...I'm just wondering that if you were truly gone...how could you know it was quiet?
Post by: Big Frank on February 08, 2009, 03:41:53 AM
Not to drift off too much here...but how is it you recognized the extreme quiet without a conciousness? I'm not trying to be a smart aleck...I'm just wondering that if you were truly gone...how could you know it was quiet?
I was still concious but my heart was stopped for awhile. I'm not sure how long. It seemed like a long time but it probably wasn't. I tried to scream for help but couldn't. I was completely paralyzed. And it was so quiet it seemed like there was no sound in the whole world.
Post by: Rastus on February 08, 2009, 05:11:16 AM
I was still concious but my heart was stopped for awhile. I'm not sure how long. It seemed like a long time but it probably wasn't. I tried to scream for help but couldn't. I was completely paralyzed. And it was so quiet it seemed like there was no sound in the whole world.
That is interesting and sounds consistent with what I've heard about electric shock. My little sister resucitated a young boy who had been struck by lightening on the beach and there was paralysis. A friend of mine has horrible melted burns on his hands from 440 cables he grabbed at work that were still live and he also experienced paralysis. Electricity shuts off the data inputs and outputs from the brain.
I know lungs and heart are said to be involuntary muscles, but they still respond to brain stimuli...how else could someone hold their breath? I know it's weird, but I can slow/delay my heartbeats with concentration...even suspend them for a bit. If I would remember just remember to shoot between heartbeats I'd probably do a better job of grouping my shots...I hear people do that and it's got to help.
Do you think you had brain death?
Post by: Big Frank on February 08, 2009, 05:31:16 PM
Post by: MikeBjerum on February 08, 2009, 05:37:50 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 08, 2009, 06:53:07 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 08, 2009, 09:59:19 PM
Tara & Bella - The Odd Couple of Animal Kingdom!
Feel good story.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 10, 2009, 10:37:48 PM
Lord Almighty what a dirty dark job... :(
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 11, 2009, 01:44:42 AM
I took the time to add the text to these old pictures.
Hope you enjoy them.
((Move your mouse over the bottom of the picture to speed up or slow down
the amount of time for each picture. ))
Post by: ericire12 on February 11, 2009, 10:21:28 AM
(http://nicedeb.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/obama-mugshot-13.jpg)
(http://nicedeb.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/obama-mugshot-23.jpg?w=207&h=300)
(http://kimlno.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/mugshot5.jpg)
(http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/1105082obamahair1.jpg)
Post by: MikeBjerum on February 11, 2009, 11:31:57 AM
I may still have a job, but all your new slide shows are ruining my productivity ... THANKS !!!
By the way, they don't slow my computer or connection down at all.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 11, 2009, 12:46:12 PM
( not the fact that you aren't working.. but that you like the pictures.) :)
Post by: MikeBjerum on February 11, 2009, 02:02:53 PM
Post by: twyacht on February 11, 2009, 05:03:15 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 11, 2009, 11:07:17 PM
Post by: ericire12 on February 16, 2009, 10:55:13 AM
http://hotair.com/archives/2009/02/16/borders-obamessiah-moment/
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 16, 2009, 01:19:39 PM
More information about this video...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 16, 2009, 03:11:49 PM
It took the team a combined 13,029 hours of set-up, alignment, calibration, and tuning before filming this video but as you can see it was WELL worth the effort.
It is now on display in the Matthew Gerhard Alumni Hall at the University and is already slated to be donated to the Smithsonian.
Post by: shooter32 on February 16, 2009, 03:17:17 PM
Post by: tt11758 on February 16, 2009, 04:34:59 PM
The University of Iowa music machine. This incredible machine was built as a collaborative effort between the Robert M. Trammell Music Conservatory and the Sharon Wick School of Engineering at the University of Iowa. Amazingly, 97% of the machines components came from John Deere Industries and Irrigation Equipment of Bancroft Iowa, yes farm equipment!
It took the team a combined 13,029 hours of set-up, alignment, calibration, and tuning before filming this video but as you can see it was WELL worth the effort.
It is now on display in the Matthew Gerhard Alumni Hall at the University and is already slated to be donated to the Smithsonian.
I always telled y'all that us Iowegians is intelligent!!
Post by: Timothy on February 16, 2009, 05:07:58 PM
http://www.snopes.com/photos/arts/musicmachine.asp
Sorry....
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 16, 2009, 05:40:57 PM
Oh well.. it was still neat anyway... :)
Post by: Timothy on February 16, 2009, 06:02:46 PM
(though I could play one heck of a recorder (flutophone) back in the sixth grade!) ;D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 16, 2009, 06:51:00 PM
It's beautiful........
Post by: Big Frank on February 16, 2009, 07:40:30 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 16, 2009, 08:12:49 PM
Once again... if you want to look at a picture longer.. then just run your mouse to the bottom of the picture and it will bring up the way to change your settings.
Enjoy....
Post by: Big Frank on February 16, 2009, 08:22:34 PM
Post by: ericire12 on February 16, 2009, 09:52:54 PM
"She had 8 babies, on top of the 6 she done got at home, and not counting the two apparently still in her lips incubating."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsxHQk3ELBM
Post by: tombogan03884 on February 16, 2009, 11:35:38 PM
Old Gas Stations...........Remember?
Once again... if you want to look at a picture longer.. then just run your mouse to the bottom of the picture and it will bring up the way to change your settings.
Enjoy....
Know why Esso Changed it's name to Exxon ?
To avoid prosecution for fueling German U Boats during WWII.
Post by: Big Frank on February 17, 2009, 12:47:54 AM
Post by: long762range on February 17, 2009, 08:44:52 AM
Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something…MY JAW!
Someone call the police because it’s gotta be illegal to look that good!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.... all I'm asking for is one.
How was heaven when you left it?
I didn’t know that angels could fly so low.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Can I see the tag on your shirt? I want to see if it says made in heaven.
Would you touch me please so I can tell my friends that I've been touched by an angel?
Remind me to tell God congratulations. He finally got it right.
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
Do you need a light? Because I think I’ve found the perfect match.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
You know, you might be asked to leave this place soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
Your name must be Mickey because you’re so fine.
You’re pretty good-looking. Any chance you have a personality?
Is your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth.
Is your dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
Is your father a farmer? Because you sure have great melons!
Your parents must be beavers…because DAM!
Your legs must be tired…because you've been running through my mind all night.
I lost my phone number. Could I borrow yours?
Excuse me, could you give me directions to your heart?
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb!
You must be a broom...because you just swept me off my feet.
You must be a ticket...because you have fine written all over you.
You're like a dictionary...you add meaning to my life.
Are you religious? Because you are the answer to all my prayers.
Do you have a band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Mind if I call you Destiny?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
I like that shirt. Is it felt? No. Would you like it to be?
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
You have really beautiful legs. What time do they open?
That dress looks really nice on you. But how can I talk you out of it?
You’ve been a bad girl.…go to my room!
I’ve heard that sex is a killer. Do you want to die happy?
Stand still so I can pick you up.
Pardon me, but what pick up line works best with you?
Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?
Hi! Can I buy you a car?
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
I’m in the process of writing a phone book. May I have your number?
There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
You are the reason why I came here alone.
Hello! Can I see your tan lines?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
Excuse me, may I take your picture? I want Santa Claus to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Here’s a quarter. Call your roommate and tell her you won’t be coming home tonight.
Hey, I’m searching for treasure. Can I search around your chest?
Your daddy must be a drug dealer…because you’re dope!
Are you an interior decorator? When you came in, the room became beautiful.
You must be going straight to hell, because it is a sin to look that good!
Are you accepting applications to your fan club?
If it weren’t for that darn sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
So, you have a man? How long have you had that problem?
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN! How much have you been drinking?
Hi! I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
Come live in my heart…and pay no rent.
Do you want to see something swell?
I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by the breathtaking sight of you.
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’!
If your left leg was Easter and your right leg was Christmas, could I please come and spend time between the holidays?
You have nice jewelry. They would look great on my nightstand.
Hi! I’m new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I’ve seen so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?
I’ve lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you?
I’m not looking for a relationship. I’m looking for an experience.
I envy your lipstick.
Was it difficult getting into those jeans? Can I try?
You’ll do.
What do you like for breakfast?
Damn, Sugar, settle down! I’m diabetic.
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? Please?
Your name must be Summer…because you are hot as hell!
I’m a criminal. Hurry! Put me in handcuffs.
You know what? Your eyes have the exact same color as my brand new Porsche.
Hey, what’s that on your face? Here…let me check. Oh, it’s just beauty!
I have only three months to live.
Pardon me, but you stink. Let’s take a shower together.
If I said you were an angel, would you treat me like the devil tonight?
When does your centerfold come out?
When God made you, He was showing off.
Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday and I wanted to find out how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
I’d marry your dog just to get in the family.
You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book…so what’s one more?
;D I can proudly say I never used any of these lines.
Post by: tombogan03884 on February 17, 2009, 10:47:38 AM
Esso changed to Exxon in the '70s. I don't think it was because of anything that happened in WWII.
Yes,actually it was'73 when all the companies finally merged under one name. someone in congress started talking about an investigation and possible charges, so the Company changed its name and shuffled its leadership. It was in all the papers and a couple TV news stories at the time, after the change it just kind of went away.
Preface to the book TRADING WITH THE ENEMY: An Exposé of The Nazi-American Money-Plot 1933-1949 by Charles Higham
Delacorte Press - 1983, hard cover
Preface
It would be comforting to believe that the financial Establishment of the United States and the leaders of American industry were united in a common purpose following the Day of Infamy, the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941. Certainly, the American public was assured that Big Business along with all of the officials of government ceased from the moment the war began to have any dealings whatsoever with the enemy. That assurance sustained the morale of millions of Americans who bore arms in World War II and their kinfolk who stayed at home and suffered the anguish of separation.
But the heartbreaking truth is that a number of financial and industrial figures of World War II and several members of the government served the cause of money before the cause of patriotism. While aiding the United States' war effort, they also aided Nazi Germany's.
I first came across this fact in 1978 when I was declassifying documents in the course of writing a biography that dealt with motion picture star Errol Flynn's Nazi associations. In the National Archives Diplomatic Records Room I found numerous cross-references to prominent figures who, I had always assumed, were entirely committed to the American cause, yet who had been marked down for suspected subversive activities.
I had heard over the years about a general agreement of certain major figures of American, British, and German commerce to continue their relations and associations after Pearl Harbor. I had also heard that certain figures of the warring governments had arranged to assist in this. But I had never seen any documentary evidence of it. Now, pieces of information began to surface. I started to locate documents and have them declassified under the Freedom of Information Act—a painfully slow and exhausting process that lasted two and a half years. What I found out was very disturbing.
I had been born to a patriotic British family. My father had raised the first battalions of volunteers against Germany in World War I, and had built the Star and Garter Hospital at Richmond, Surrey, for ex-servicemen. He had been knighted by King George V for his services to the Crown and had been a member of Parliament and a Cabinet member. I feel a strong sense of loyalty to Britain, as well as to my adopted country, the United States of America. Moreover, I am part Jewish. Auschwitz is a word stamped on my heart forever.
It thus came as a severe shock to learn that several of the greatest American corporate leaders were in league with Nazi corporations before and after Pearl Harbor, including I.G. Farben, the colossal Nazi industrial trust that created Auschwitz. Those leaders interlocked through an association I have dubbed The Fraternity. Each of these business leaders was entangled with the others through interlocking directorates or financial sources. All were represented internationally by the National City Bank or by the Chase National Bank and by the Nazi attorneys Gerhardt Westrick and Dr. Heinrich Albert. All had connections to that crucial Nazi economist, Emil Puhl, of Hitler's Reichsbank and the Bank for International Settlements.
The tycoons were linked by an ideology: the ideology of Business as Usual. Bound by identical reactionary ideas, the members sought a common future in fascist domination, regardless of which world leader might further that ambition.
Several members not only sought a continuing alliance of interests for the duration of World War II but supported the idea of a negotiated peace with Germany that would bar any reorganization of Europe along liberal lines. It would leave as its residue a police state that would place The Fraternity in postwar possession of financial, industrial, and political autonomy. When it was clear that Germany was losing the war the businessmen became notably more "loyal." Then, when war was over, the survivors pushed into Germany, protected their assets, restored Nazi friends to high office, helped provoke the Cold War, and insured the permanent future of The Fraternity.
From the outset I realized that in researching the subject I would have to carve through an ice cream mountain of public relations. I searched in vain through books about the corporations and their histories to find any reference to questionable activities in World War II. It was clear that the authors of those volumes, granted the cooperation of the businesses concerned, predictably backed off from disclosing anything that would be revealing. To this day the bulk of Americans do not suspect The Fraternity. The government smothered everything, during and even (inexcusably) after the war. What would have happened if millions of American and British people, struggling with coupons and lines at the gas stations, had learned that in 1942 Standard Oil of New Jersey managers shipped the enemy's fuel through neutral Switzerland and that the enemy was shipping Allied fuel? Suppose the public had discovered that the Chase Bank in Nazi-occupied Paris after Pearl Harbor was doing millions of dollars' worth of business with the enemy with the full knowledge of the head office in Manhattan? Or that Ford trucks were being built for the German occupation troops in France with authorization from Dearborn, Michigan? Or that Colonel Sosthenes Behn, the head of the international American telephone conglomerate ITT, flew from New York to Madrid tot Berne during the war to help improve Hitler's communications systems and improve the robot bombs that devastated London? Or that ITT built the Focke-Wulfs that dropped bombs on British and American troops? Or that crucial ball bearings were shipped to Nazi-associated customers in Latin America with the collusion of the vice-chairman of the U.S. War Production Board in partnership with Göring's cousin in Philadelphia when American forces were desperately short of them? Or that such arrangements were known about in Washington and either sanctioned or deliberately ignored?
For the government did sanction dubious transactions—both before and after Pearl Harbor. A presidential edict, issued six days after December 7, 1941, actually set up the legislation whereby licensing arrangements for trading with the enemy could officially be granted. Often during the years after Pearl Harbor the government permitted such trading. For example, ITT was allowed to continue its relations with the Axis and Japan until 1945, even though that conglomerate was regarded as an official instrument of United States Intelligence. No attempt was made to prevent Ford from retaining its interests for the Germans in Occupied France, nor were the Chase Bank or the Morgan Bank expressly forbidden to keep open their branches in Occupied Paris. It is indicated that the Reichsbank and Nazi Ministry of Economics made promises to certain U.S. corporate leaders that their properties would not be injured after the Führer was victorious. Thus, the bosses of the multinationals as we know them today had a six-spot on every side of the dice cube. Whichever side won the war, the powers that really ran nations would not be adversely affected.
And it is important to consider the size of American investments in Nazi Germany at the time of Pearl Harbor. These amounted to an estimated total of $475 million. Standard Oil of New Jersey had $120 million invested there; General Motors had $35 million; ITT had $30 million; and Ford had $17.5 million. Though it would have been more patriotic to have allowed Nazi Germany to confiscate these companies for the duration—to nationalize them or to absorb them into Hermann Göring's industrial empire—it was clearly more practical to insure them protection from seizure by allowing them to remain in special holding companies, the money accumulating until war's end. It is interesting that whereas there is no evidence of any serious attempt by Roosevelt to impeach the guilty in the United States, there is evidence that Hitler strove to punish certain German Fraternity associates on the grounds of treason to the Nazi state. Indeed, in the case of ITT, perhaps the most flagrant of the corporations in its outright dealings with the enemy, Hitler and his postmaster general, the venerable Wilhelm Ohnesorge, strove to impound the German end of the business. But even they were powerless in such a situation: the Gestapo leader of counterintelligence, Walter Schellenberg, was a prominent director and shareholder of ITT by arrangement with New York—and even Hitler dared not cross the Gestapo.
Post by: ericire12 on February 17, 2009, 03:12:09 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bf/ESSO_Club_-_Clemson_South_Carolina.JPG/800px-ESSO_Club_-_Clemson_South_Carolina.JPG)
(http://www.packsmack.com/ArticlesPublications/EssoCrowd.jpg)
(http://image60.webshots.com/460/6/51/29/2312651290033923833QrepJu_ph.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/25/67986113_e7d8fa12d1.jpg?v=0)
And yes, it is the best bar on campus!
Post by: alfsauve on February 17, 2009, 04:20:10 PM
One of the women's magazines polled single women and ask what pick-up line would work the best on them.
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The winner is:
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Wait for it
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"Hi"
No charge, no bull.
Post by: PegLeg45 on February 17, 2009, 04:31:56 PM
I guess it was just my charm and outstanding personality that attracted her.......... :o ;) :-X
No laughing, now.... 8)
Post by: ericire12 on February 17, 2009, 04:38:48 PM
Animated Version of Eric Carmens Ballad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_B5UrI7nAI
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 17, 2009, 05:03:40 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on February 21, 2009, 11:29:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt7FDTpzGvo
;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 21, 2009, 01:27:16 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 23, 2009, 10:24:18 PM
Post by: ericire12 on February 24, 2009, 07:39:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toorZ2X8PyE
Post by: m25operator on February 24, 2009, 08:28:24 PM
Vince and Rodney singing It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long.
2 of Texas homies, and the radio won't play it, not so, try khyi.com not as good as it used to be, but an independent radio station privately owned and offering a hell of a lot of Texas artists, you will never hear anywhere else, We got this thing down here against 16th avenue Nashville stuff, No Garth, Alan Jackson, etc... not that their not good, but definitely not our kind of country or western. hardcountryradio.com is also good.
Post by: PegLeg45 on February 25, 2009, 03:35:02 PM
Whenever somebody receives something without working for it, somebody else has to work for it without receiving. The worst thing that can happen to a nation is for half of the people to get the idea they don’t have to work because somebody else will work for them, and the other half to get the idea that it does no good to work because they don’t get to enjoy the fruit of their labor.
Adrian Rogers,
Ten Secrets for a Successful Family: A Perfect 10 for Homes that Win.
Crossway Books, 1998, p. 138
Post by: PegLeg45 on February 28, 2009, 08:25:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qwXO-KTVxk
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 01, 2009, 12:27:15 AM
I'm frothing at the mouth............... ;D
Post by: ellis4538 on March 01, 2009, 12:30:16 PM
I already removed mine. I suggest you all do the same. Now you can see
anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, including your own! I just
Searched for mine and there it was...picture and all!
Thanks Homeland Security! Go to the web site, and check it out.
It's unbelievable!!! Just enter your name, city and state to see if
Yours is on file.
After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked "Please
Remove." This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement.
Please notify all your friends so they can protect themselves too .
Believe me they will thank you for it.
http://www.license.shorturl.com/
Post by: cookie62 on March 01, 2009, 01:08:37 PM
Don't tell her I said that ;D
Post by: MikeBjerum on March 01, 2009, 01:18:11 PM
Know why Esso Changed it's name to Exxon ?
To avoid prosecution for fueling German U Boats during WWII.
I know this one because my uncle was an engineer with the company ...
Esso was the European branch, Enco was the United States Branch, and they went to the name Exxon worldwide.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 01, 2009, 11:50:45 PM
http://media2.foxnews.com/112008/worm_tumor_700.wmv
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 02, 2009, 12:41:39 AM
This link shows what it will look like to the ordinary user....
http://users.chartertn.net/tonytemplin/FBI_eyes/
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 02, 2009, 01:13:42 AM
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 02, 2009, 12:51:33 PM
It is now more than 60 years after the Second World War in Europe ended This e-mail is being sent as a memorial chain, in memory of the six million Jews, 20 million Russians, 10 million Christians and 1,900 Catholic priests who were murdered, massacred, raped, burned, starved and humiliated with the German and Russian peoples looking the other way!
Now, more than ever, with Iraq , Iran , and others, claiming the Holocaust to be 'a myth,' it's imperative to make sure the world never forgets, because there are others who would like to do it again.
Please read the little cartoon carefully, it's powerful.
Post by: ericire12 on March 02, 2009, 02:44:43 PM
I know this is the 'non-gun' thread....but this video is cool........ericire will love it... ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qwXO-KTVxk
Yep, I do. But we did this back in May 2008.
http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php/topic,2299.0.html
Here is the full 298 round version:
And a really nice two handed G18 video:
33 rounds underwater!
http://splodetv.com/33-rounds-underwater
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 02, 2009, 04:28:25 PM
Yep, I do. But we did this back in May 2008.
Well hell.....all good things are worth doing twice.......... ;D ;D ;D
Post by: CDR on March 02, 2009, 09:06:36 PM
This is pretty cool.
http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 02, 2009, 11:40:11 PM
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Post by: ericire12 on March 03, 2009, 08:40:43 AM
Post by: fightingquaker13 on March 03, 2009, 10:30:10 AM
Have fun!!
This is pretty cool.
http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/
Ok, thats five minutes of my life I'm never going to get back. If you have any more addictive time wasters...well, please post.
fightingquaker13
Post by: tombogan03884 on March 03, 2009, 01:02:42 PM
Thats an awesome video..... they need some theme music for that scene where the geese make their appearance..... maybe the Apocalypse Now theme music.
Or from Hitchcock's "The Birds".
Post by: twyacht on March 03, 2009, 04:37:15 PM
Post by: CZShooter on March 03, 2009, 05:13:21 PM
I put bugs on France. ;DThen they covered 'em in garlic-sauce and charged $50 a plate...called it a "delicacy" :P
Post by: cookie62 on March 03, 2009, 08:47:22 PM
civilization that complains about the noise from the base and its
planes, forgetting that it was there long before they were. A certain
lieutenant colonel at Luke AFB deserves a big pat on the back.
Apparently, an individual who lives somewhere near Luke AFB wrote the
local paper complaining about a group of F-16s that disturbed his/her
day at the mall.
When that individual read the response from a Luke AFB officer, it
must Have stung quite a bit.
The complaint:
'Question of the day for Luke Air Force Base:
Whom do we thank for the morning air show? Last Wednesday, at
precisely 9:11 A.M, a tight formation of four F-16 jets made a low
pass over Arrowhead Mall, continuing west over Bell Road at
approximately 500 feet. Imagine our good fortune! Do the
Tom Cruise-wannabes feel we need this wake-up call, or were they
trying to impress the cashiers at Mervyns early bird special?
Any response would be appreciated.
The response:
Regarding 'A wake-up call from Luke's jets' On June 15, at precisely
9:12 a.m., a perfectly timed four- ship f ly by of F-16s from the 63rd
Fighter Squadron at Luke Air Force Base flew over the grave of Capt.
Jeremy Fresques. Capt Fresques was an Air Force officer who was
previously stationed at Luke Air Force Base and was killed in Iraq on
May 30, Memorial Day.
At 9 a. m. on June 15, his family and friends gathered at Sunland
Memorial Park in Sun City to mourn the loss of a husband, son and
friend. Based on the letter writer's recount of the fly by, and
because of the jet noise, I'm sure you didn't hear the 21-gu n salu
te, the playing of taps, or my words to the widow and parents of Capt.
Fresques as I gave them their son's flag on behalf of the President of
the United States and all those veterans and servicemen and women who
understand the sacrifices they have endured..
A four-ship fly by is a display of respect the Air Force gives to
those who give their lives in defense of freedom. We are professional
aviators and take our jobs seriously, and on June 15 what the letter
writer witnessed was four officers lining up to pay their ultimate
respects.
The letter writer asks, 'Whom do we thank for the morning air show?
The 56th Fighter Wing will make the call for you, and forward your
thanks to the widow and parents of Capt Fresques, and thank them for
you, for it was in their honor that my pilots flew the most honorable
formation of their lives.
Only 2 defining forces have ever offered to die for you....Jesus
Christ and the American Soldier.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
Lt. Col. Grant L. Rosensteel, Jr.
USAF
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 03, 2009, 10:18:53 PM
Then they covered 'em ingarlic-saucecheese and wine and charged $50 a plate...called it a "delicacy" :P
There...that's better. ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 03, 2009, 11:08:05 PM
If the weather isn't fine enough to go fishing for real, how about a virtual fishing fix?
Enjoy!
You will see the fish swimming in the lake.
Click on the place in the lake you want the man to cast his line.
Remember the fish are swimming and if you click on the fish by the time he casts his line the fish will have moved beyond that point. So click on a spot ahead of the fish where you think the fish will be after the line has been cast. Different lures are in the tackle box. Click on one to change your lure.
http://www.peninsulaclarion.com/kenairiverrun/kenairiverrun.html
Post by: philw on March 04, 2009, 05:19:30 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95tmYmeHf84
Post by: MikeBjerum on March 05, 2009, 10:58:19 AM
www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1778399&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1 (http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1778399&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1)
Post by: Pathfinder on March 05, 2009, 11:06:38 AM
Now this looks like fun ...
www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1778399&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1 (http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1778399&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1)
If I were 30 years younger - yeah! Hard to believe those are that maneuverable - the fliers came awfully close to some fo those outcrops.
Of course, if I were 30 years younger, I would go after that cute little brunette in the office . . . . ;D
Post by: Texas_Bryan on March 05, 2009, 11:20:06 AM
Show is your Dust storm
Sweet dust storm, almost as awesome as our tornados and hurricanes in Texas. We prefer our natural wonders to be in forms that can kill you. And we you see that boy, tell him he was driving on the wrong side of the road, he's a madman. :)
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 05, 2009, 12:34:33 PM
Post by: MikeBjerum on March 05, 2009, 12:36:33 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on March 05, 2009, 05:01:28 PM
As I watched it I was trying to picture the guys with a hat, six guns and Tequila describing what they were doing.
It's pretty simple, horizontal freefall.
Post by: tt11758 on March 05, 2009, 05:15:54 PM
Now this looks like fun ...
www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1778399&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1 (http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1778399&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1)
You're just trying to drum up business!!
Post by: MikeBjerum on March 05, 2009, 05:17:50 PM
Post by: tt11758 on March 05, 2009, 05:19:34 PM
Nah ... Those ooopses are too hard to fix :-\
Not enough putty in the place for that?
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 05, 2009, 05:22:36 PM
Not enough putty in the place for that?
BONDO ;D
Post by: tt11758 on March 05, 2009, 05:26:35 PM
BONDO ;D
We wre thinking the same thing!! ONE of us should be very, very frightened!! lol
Post by: cookie62 on March 05, 2009, 06:44:05 PM
BONDO ;D
your probably closer than you think ;)
Post by: MikeBjerum on March 05, 2009, 07:17:22 PM
I'm thinking they are not comprehending the level of wackiness that goes on behind the screen until they're knee deep in it and screaming for their mommies ;D
Post by: Big Frank on March 05, 2009, 07:37:17 PM
Thats an awesome video..... they need some theme music for that scene where the geese make their appearance..... maybe the Apocalypse Now theme music.
This song? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AlEvy0fJto&feature=related
Open the link and play both videos. 8)
Post by: ericire12 on March 05, 2009, 07:41:34 PM
This song? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AlEvy0fJto&feature=related
Open the link and play both videos. 8)
Yeah, thats what I had in mind!
Post by: Big Frank on March 05, 2009, 07:42:52 PM
Luke AFB is west of Phoenix and is rapidly being surrounded by
civilization that complains about the noise from the base and its
planes, forgetting that it was there long before they were. A certain
lieutenant colonel at Luke AFB deserves a big pat on the back.
Apparently, an individual who lives somewhere near Luke AFB wrote the
local paper complaining about a group of F-16s that disturbed his/her
day at the mall.
When that individual read the response from a Luke AFB officer, it
must Have stung quite a bit.
The complaint:
'Question of the day for Luke Air Force Base:
Whom do we thank for the morning air show? Last Wednesday, at
precisely 9:11 A.M, a tight formation of four F-16 jets made a low
pass over Arrowhead Mall, continuing west over Bell Road at
approximately 500 feet. Imagine our good fortune! Do the
Tom Cruise-wannabes feel we need this wake-up call, or were they
trying to impress the cashiers at Mervyns early bird special?
Any response would be appreciated.
The response:
Regarding 'A wake-up call from Luke's jets' On June 15, at precisely
9:12 a.m., a perfectly timed four- ship f ly by of F-16s from the 63rd
Fighter Squadron at Luke Air Force Base flew over the grave of Capt.
Jeremy Fresques. Capt Fresques was an Air Force officer who was
previously stationed at Luke Air Force Base and was killed in Iraq on
May 30, Memorial Day.
At 9 a. m. on June 15, his family and friends gathered at Sunland
Memorial Park in Sun City to mourn the loss of a husband, son and
friend. Based on the letter writer's recount of the fly by, and
because of the jet noise, I'm sure you didn't hear the 21-gu n salu
te, the playing of taps, or my words to the widow and parents of Capt.
Fresques as I gave them their son's flag on behalf of the President of
the United States and all those veterans and servicemen and women who
understand the sacrifices they have endured..
A four-ship fly by is a display of respect the Air Force gives to
those who give their lives in defense of freedom. We are professional
aviators and take our jobs seriously, and on June 15 what the letter
writer witnessed was four officers lining up to pay their ultimate
respects.
The letter writer asks, 'Whom do we thank for the morning air show?
The 56th Fighter Wing will make the call for you, and forward your
thanks to the widow and parents of Capt Fresques, and thank them for
you, for it was in their honor that my pilots flew the most honorable
formation of their lives.
Only 2 defining forces have ever offered to die for you....Jesus
Christ and the American Soldier.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
Lt. Col. Grant L. Rosensteel, Jr.
USAF
Snopes has the rest of the story. http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/wakeup.asp
Post by: Big Frank on March 05, 2009, 07:59:51 PM
Yeah, thats what I had in mind!
I started the music then started the other video with the sound turned off. It worked out pretty good.
Post by: deamonpi on March 05, 2009, 10:37:40 PM
Post by: Hazcat on March 06, 2009, 09:02:25 AM
Thanks for showing us that letter Jumbo. That's what I love about our military's officers, even when they are PISSED OFF for someone being an ass, they have a way of making that someone feel like an ass, without having to actually call that person an ass. What a letter.
It's the military definition of "tact", "The ability to tell some one to go to hell and make them look forward to the trip". ;D
Post by: shooter32 on March 06, 2009, 09:16:10 AM
It's the military definition of "tact", "The ability to tell some one to go to hell and make them look forward to the trip". ;D
Bingo!!
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 06, 2009, 09:25:47 PM
You guy's every wonder why we get a newbie that is real excited to be here, plays for a few days and then is never heard from again ::) ::)
I'm thinking they are not comprehending the level of wackiness that goes on behind the screen until they're knee deep in it and screaming for their mommies ;D
I just thought it was Haz........... ;D
Post by: MikeBjerum on March 07, 2009, 09:58:52 AM
I just thought it was Haz........... ;D
You will not that I didn't say what they were knee deep in ;D
Post by: tombogan03884 on March 07, 2009, 10:06:05 AM
You will not that I didn't say what they were knee deep in ;D
You don't HAVE to ;D
Post by: Hazcat on March 07, 2009, 10:17:30 AM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 10, 2009, 12:14:30 AM
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 10, 2009, 01:02:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWsx1X8PV_A
Post by: deamonpi on March 11, 2009, 09:44:13 PM
watch Phil...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWsx1X8PV_A
Amen!
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 12, 2009, 12:23:16 AM
three of the greatest ivory ticklers of their day - playing pianos on the same stage at the same time. Brace yourself and make sure your sound is on because this show will rock you out of your seat.
This is a once in a lifetime appearance and one you will not forget! Ron Woods of the Rolling Stones, Carl Perkins (Blue Suede Shoes) and others playing 'Back-Up'. A 'Cameo Appearance' by Rod Stewart and all directed by Paul Schaeffer.
Have your sound up cause it will rock your socks off...
Post by: shooter32 on March 12, 2009, 10:08:47 AM
Post by: ellis4538 on March 12, 2009, 10:14:56 AM
Richard
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 12, 2009, 02:07:17 PM
Ray Charles' home town is just 30 miles from me and before he passed, he came home a lot to play benefits for the local state college. He could play the classical stuff as well as when he was bangin' out tunes like in the video.
I got another pleasant surprise once while at one of several Lynyrd Skynyrd concerts I've been to. Their piano player, Billy Powell, came out alone after the concert but before the 'encore' of 'Freebird'. He sat down at his grand piano and launched into a 15 minute performance that sounded unbelievable. I always knew he was a good pianist, but that performance gave me chills. Then as he was winding down, the rest of the band came on and Rossington launched right into his Freebird Intro on slide guitar.
Good stuff.
Rest in Peace, Billy. :'(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lahaPMhGsJc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAlqLs1uk5I
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 12, 2009, 06:58:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSoUGzrhK6U
Post by: Pepper on March 12, 2009, 07:32:05 PM
it is called Shuttin` Detroit Down and I think it is awesome.
To give you "old guys" something, I have to admit that I still love The Marshall Tucker Band with their timeless song "Can't You See"
Speaking of southern rock I have to mention the Allmand Brothers with their awesome song "Midnight Rider":
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 17, 2009, 01:18:36 PM
This is a really neat video of a tractor-snow mobile type machine
invented by Henry Ford. Watch the whole thing. It's a video copy of an
old film that doesn't have sound...but it's pretty neat.
http://forum.treasurenet.com/index.php/topic,213971.0/topicseen.
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 17, 2009, 04:01:31 PM
"...tractor-snow mobile type machine invented by Henry Ford"
This is a really neat video of a tractor-snow mobile type machine
invented by Henry Ford. Watch the whole thing. It's a video copy of an
old film that doesn't have sound...but it's pretty neat.
http://forum.treasurenet.com/index.php/topic,213971.0/topicseen.
Very neat....you might like this too.....
They were made by the Snowmobile Company in Ossipee, NH. They were sold to Ford Dealers who installed the snowmobile kit on Model T Fords. They cost about $400.00 about the same as the cost of the Model T.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9CgOhj0HP0
Post by: tombogan03884 on March 17, 2009, 11:47:09 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 18, 2009, 12:52:37 AM
weren't you?? huh?
This is so funny..........
Post by: Big Frank on March 18, 2009, 02:54:34 AM
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 18, 2009, 11:07:46 PM
My dog has red hot chilli pepper farts and he's lying right next to me. I think I could handle a diaper change. Could it really be much worse than that?
YES.
Changed my nephew's diaper today.....and damn... :-X :-X :-X :o :-X :-X :-X
Post by: philw on March 19, 2009, 06:48:02 AM
YES.
Changed my nephew's diaper today.....and damn... :-X :-X :-X :o :-X :-X :-X
I see you a nappy and raise you a story from a nurse mate that works in infectious diseases
however as there is no NSFW section I can not post it here (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/wuerg/vomit-smiley-020.gif)
Post by: MikeBjerum on March 19, 2009, 04:25:01 PM
http://www.startribune.com/nation/41517997.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUUsZ (http://www.startribune.com/nation/41517997.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUUsZ)
Post by: ericire12 on March 19, 2009, 04:28:21 PM
Special attention should be given by M'ette and Squibby!
(http://www.russgibbatrandom.com/upload/1199568500.jpg)
;)
Post by: MikeBjerum on March 19, 2009, 04:34:14 PM
(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e330/m58/brasspoleorgimage.jpg)
;) :P :-* ;) :o :P :-* ;D :o :-* :P ;D ;)
Post by: shooter32 on March 19, 2009, 04:35:53 PM
Post by: Timothy on March 19, 2009, 04:38:31 PM
Anyone out there that may be experiencing hard times may want to check this out ...
Though I've never been inside this particular establishment, I worked about three miles away. Providence is well know for being the bottom of the barrell of exotic dance clubs.
Attractive women, need not apply.....
Post by: ericire12 on March 19, 2009, 05:30:43 PM
Though I've never been inside this particular establishment, I worked about three miles away. Providence is well know for being the bottom of the barrell of exotic dance clubs.
Attractive women, need not apply.....
There is a small strip club outside of Clemson University..... During the summer it is "staffed" with tons of hot college girls..... when school is out, it is an entirely different story........ can you say c-section scar?
Post by: Timothy on March 19, 2009, 06:36:03 PM
There is a small strip club outside of Clemson University..... During the summer it is "staffed" with tons of hot college girls..... when school is out, it is an entirely different story........ can you say c-section scar?
I can only say this....the last strip club I entered was two miles from United States Naval Submarine Base, Groton, CT. I don't think I need to get into the details of the quality of the, um, er, ahh....., lets just say ladies and be done with it... :P :P ;D
Post by: tombogan03884 on March 19, 2009, 08:19:16 PM
I can only say this....the last strip club I entered was two miles from United States Naval Submarine Base, Groton, CT. I don't think I need to get into the details of the quality of the, um, er, ahh....., lets just say ladies and be done with it... :P :P ;D
Using the term loosely I assume ;D
Post by: Pathfinder on March 19, 2009, 08:55:07 PM
I see you a nappy and raise you a story from a nurse mate that works in infectious diseases
however as there is no NSFW section I can not post it here (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/wuerg/vomit-smiley-020.gif)
You're all a bunch of pussies - and especially the guys in the video gagging over a diaper. My almost-three year old grand daughter (kind of, long story) loves peppers - and I have changed her diapers. How can one so young, sweet and beautiful create what she puts in that diaper? ? ?
But I have never gagged or choked - leaned way back, yes, but you gotta deal with it. Cowboy up.
Post by: philw on March 19, 2009, 09:16:29 PM
Would this be the right time to start a new forum pole ...
(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e330/m58/brasspoleorgimage.jpg)
;) :P :-* ;) :o :P :-* ;D :o :-* :P ;D ;)
there is a petition for the Vertical Bar an olympic sport in 2012
Post by: fightingquaker13 on March 20, 2009, 05:50:55 AM
I can only say this....the last strip club I entered was two miles from United States Naval Submarine Base, Groton, CT. I don't think I need to get into the details of the quality of the, um, er, ahh....., lets just say ladies and be done with it... :P :P ;D
Hey! Teeth cost extra dude! Deal with it. Seriously, since this thread is so far beyond off topic, I thought I'd share a funny strip club story. When I was doing my PhD in Austin I had to take an anthro class that reguired feild work. I chose to ride along with the Travis County SD. The deputy I was assigned to was a stickler for law and order and wanted to make sure that last call at Sugar's, a strip club outside of town was strictly adhered to. So he'd show up to make sure the glasses were off the tables, just in the interest of public safety. ;D While he was drinking coffee with manager and making sure no one was too drunk to drive, I was watching the last act close down and the crowd (what there was of it) mill out, purely in the interest of research, of course. I felt this tap on my shoulder, and there was this gorgeous blond wearing nothing but a G string and a smile. Don't be thinking play boy bunny, more like a ballerina or an elf, five foot nothing a hundred pounds soaking wet, big blue eyes and you could practically smell the ivory soap she looked so wholesome (minus the whole naked part of course). Just as I though my boring night of sitting in a speed trap was about to get better, she says,"Hey, weren't you my TA last semester in Dr. X's class"? Looking her squarely in the eyes (honest). I say, "Yes Amanda right"? "Ashley but thats OK". She then goes on to talk about how much she and her girlfriend (DOH!) liked the class and how she wanted to follow up. She starts asking about different course options, and what books she should be reading to get ready for her senior thesis. (The deputy meanwhile has overheard and is laughing and pointing at me behind her back. Bastard!).The sad thing is, as a good little academic, I wind up having a decent discussion about post modern political theory with a hot, naked bi-sexual blond and actually thinking about the books. In retrospect, I think the most effective cure for sexual predators isn't chemical castration, but sending them to grad school. :( Needless to say the ride back to the station with the deputy asking if I needed to stop and use mens room along the way didn't help. I have avoided such places since.
fightingquaker13
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 22, 2009, 11:39:07 PM
Post by: jaybet on March 23, 2009, 06:01:20 AM
Post by: MikeBjerum on March 23, 2009, 06:55:49 AM
I thought this was going to be a porn video!
What he said ... I was all geared up to watch her suck the skin off ;)
M'ette, M'ette, M'ette ... Have you forgotten your audience already ???
Post by: Pathfinder on March 23, 2009, 06:59:45 AM
I'm going into the corner now before M'ette sends me there. 8)
Post by: deamonpi on March 23, 2009, 10:43:00 AM
...as opposed to the 10 seconds to use a pealer. :P
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 23, 2009, 10:47:15 AM
M'ette, M'ette, M'ette ... Have you forgotten your audience already ???
Noooooooooooooo!!?? ?? ? I haven't.. ::) :P
but SOMEBODY ..in this perverted pool of over heated school boys.. needs to peel you guys back down off your testosterone ceiling.
Jeeeezeee... ::)
(http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/Giggles.gif)
I agree deamonpi... but the point was to break the mind set here.. lol lol
Kinda like tossing a firecracker beside a dog fight.. * LOL*
I know it won't last long...but.. it disperses the howling crowd for a while. ;)
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 23, 2009, 02:53:46 PM
this perverted pool of over heated school boys..
Who? Us? .....
Well she did skin that thang back pretty good, though........you must admit. ;D ;D :o :o ;D ;D
Post by: tombogan03884 on March 25, 2009, 01:41:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7o9p0fP6cQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q03fdDQAUY&feature=related
Post by: JSC3ATLCSO on March 25, 2009, 02:51:04 AM
You guy's every wonder why we get a newbie that is real excited to be here, plays for a few days and then is never heard from again ::) ::)
I'm thinking they are not comprehending the level of wackiness that goes on behind the screen until they're knee deep in it and screaming for their mommies ;D
Can't Scare this NOOB off!! I came from a very small and warped minded Sheriff's Office. My mind is forever warped..
Post by: MikeBjerum on March 25, 2009, 08:16:44 AM
Can't Scare this NOOB off!! I came from a very small and warped minded Sheriff's Office. My mind is forever warped..
Let's see if I can help ... The word of the day is "Clip!!!"
Welcome to the catbox ;D
Post by: Hazcat on March 25, 2009, 08:33:08 AM
Let's see if I can help ... The word of the day is "Clip!!!"
Welcome to the catbox ;D
********SIGH*********
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/Fun%20Stuff/prep_h.jpg)
;D
Post by: ericire12 on March 25, 2009, 08:35:12 AM
********SIGH*********
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/Fun%20Stuff/prep_h.jpg)
;D
Does that require moon clips?
Post by: Hazcat on March 25, 2009, 08:38:55 AM
Does that require moon clips?
GEEEZE! If you'll look you'll see that the cylinder has not been shaved! I'm looking for the right speed loaders. ;)
Post by: shooter32 on March 25, 2009, 08:41:40 AM
GEEEZE! If you'll look you'll see that the cylinder has not been shaved! I'm looking for the right speed loaders. ;)
Hairy cylinders that aren't shaved will slow the speed loaders :o
Post by: ericire12 on March 25, 2009, 08:54:19 AM
Hairy cylinders that aren't shaved will slow the speed loaders :o
Oh the "cat" jokes are running wild on the forum today!
Post by: tombogan03884 on March 25, 2009, 11:45:07 AM
GEEEZE! If you'll look you'll see that the cylinder has not been shaved! I'm looking for the right speed loaders. ;)
With Eric around you need a Glock chambered for those. ;D
Post by: JSC3ATLCSO on March 25, 2009, 01:02:17 PM
Post by: fightingquaker13 on March 25, 2009, 03:06:54 PM
I agree deamonpi... but the point was to break the mind set here.. lol lol
Kinda like tossing a firecracker beside a dog fight.. * LOL*
I know it won't last long...but.. it disperses the howling crowd for a while. ;)
Wanna bet? Who's hotter, Maryanne or Ginger, bonus points for any arguing Mrs. Howell? ;D
fightingquaker13
Post by: ericire12 on March 25, 2009, 03:10:32 PM
Wanna bet? Who's hotter, Maryanne or Ginger, bonus points for any arguing Mrs. Howell? ;D
fightingquaker13
Are you going to give Haz any points for arguing The Skipper? ;D
Post by: Hazcat on March 25, 2009, 03:13:12 PM
Are you going to give Haz any points for arguing The Skipper? ;D
Sorry, I've always liked the brainy type. I'll take the professor. ;)
Post by: fightingquaker13 on March 25, 2009, 03:21:39 PM
Sorry, I've always liked the brainy type. I'll take the professor. ;)
My offer to play to Tubbs to my Crockett for the Zoot Shooters is on hold until we set a few ground rules. :o
fightingquaker13
Post by: Hazcat on March 25, 2009, 05:20:05 PM
My offer to play to Tubbs to my Crockett for the Zoot Shooters is on hold until we set a few ground rules. :o
fightingquaker13
Simple. If you drop it on the ground don't bend over to pick it up. (http://www.mazeguy.net/silly/eyebrows.gif)
it's a JOKE, guys! (http://www.mazeguy.net/expressive/oath.gif) Honest!
Post by: tt11758 on March 25, 2009, 05:21:04 PM
Hey, she did well just using her hands. I was impressed.
I'm going into the corner now before M'ette sends me there. 8)
Don't worry, you and I are in the same boat. She told me the other day that if she sent me to the corner everytime I had it coming I'd have to fill out a change of address card at the post office.
Post by: tt11758 on March 25, 2009, 05:24:39 PM
Simple. If you drop it on the ground don't bend over to pick it up. (http://www.mazeguy.net/silly/eyebrows.gif)
it's a JOKE, guys! (http://www.mazeguy.net/expressive/oath.gif) Honest!
Lends a whole new meaning to the term, "I'm on your 6."
Post by: fightingquaker13 on March 25, 2009, 05:27:12 PM
fightingquaker13
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 25, 2009, 05:49:08 PM
Good thing I am one of those kind of girls who are comfortable around owl hoots like you ..or I would be up a shit creek without a paddle. :)
But not to worry...
;) I can hold my own.................... (http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/skeered.gif)
Post by: Pathfinder on March 25, 2009, 06:07:20 PM
PPfffhhhttt~~ Are you kidding me? I basically have given up. You guys are hopeless.
Good thing I am one of those kind of girls who are comfortable around owl hoots like you ..or I would be up a shit creek without a paddle. :)
But not to worry...
;) I can hold my own.................... (http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/skeered.gif)
That's what i meant about the Maryanne and the potato comment.
Going to the corner now. 8) ::)
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 25, 2009, 06:11:35 PM
That's what i meant about the Maryanne and the potato comment.
Going to the corner now. 8) ::)
That's a darn good place for you right now........
(http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/93.gif)
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 25, 2009, 06:36:21 PM
PPfffhhhttt~~ Are you kidding me? I can hold my own.................... (http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/skeered.gif)
That's what i meant about the Maryanne and the potato comment.
Going to the corner now. 8) ::)
That could be a big draw on Pay-Per view........ :o
Post by: long762range on March 27, 2009, 12:19:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmEAo-nzBgY
Post by: fightingquaker13 on March 27, 2009, 02:17:30 PM
Hitler's Aggie Football Rant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmEAo-nzBgY
Hook em' Horns!!!!!
fightingquaker13 who is loving this
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 28, 2009, 02:57:05 PM
http://www.moyermade.com/chevyV8.html
Post by: Timothy on March 28, 2009, 03:17:10 PM
For all the gear-heads here.....I liked this because it looks like a exact replica of the 327 I put in my old Chevy S-10 years ago...
http://www.moyermade.com/chevyV8.html
Now that's friggin COOL!!!! That kind of talent, ingenuity, creativity and knowledge is incredible.....not to mention the engineering involved in downsizing the rotating mass....WOW....
thanks PegLeg.... ;D
Post by: Pathfinder on March 28, 2009, 04:05:41 PM
Now that's friggin COOL!!!! That kind of talent, ingenuity, creativity and knowledge is incredible.....not to mention the engineering involved in downsizing the rotating mass....WOW....
thanks PegLeg.... ;D
More of a time waster than shooting zombies online, fur darn sure! :D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 04, 2009, 11:11:28 AM
My friend, Beth, was driving to work from Bartlesville to Tulsa this morning with her fiance in the passenger seat, laid down, sleeping. Between Ramona and Jarret Farms, on Highway 75 she attempted to pass a black Ford Crown Vic (looked like an unmarked car, had spot light mounted on driver's side mirror). The car sped up and stayed beside her and when she looked over the driver was holding a badge and pointing to the shoulder. She was immediately suspicious and shook her head "no" at him and woke up her fiance. He sat up and the moment he became visible, the driver sped off. He was a thin white male in his early to mid twenties with blonde hair. He was wearing a yellow and black, fairly dressy, short sleeved plaid shirt. The license plate on the car is DMU945.
so far she's spoken to Tulsa County PD, Washington County PD, and the Highway Patrol. All of them told her that they've had several reports about him but no one's been able to give them the plate number. Most of the reports were in the same area, and several people actually stopped for the man. Those people said that he just stood at the back of their car and talked, but the police are suspicious the he is working up to something more.
She's supposed to meet with an officer later this afternoon to make a statement in person and their even talking about doing a possible line up in the future, so their serious about getting this guy.
DO NOT pull over if someone attempts to stop you like this.
If you see the car, call the police IMMEDIATELY
Look for mile marker's so you can tell them exactly where you are! Remember anything you can about the car, especially the plate number in case he's switching plates.
*55 for Highway Patrol on your cell phone
Post by: JSC3ATLCSO on April 04, 2009, 11:28:46 AM
This was sent to me this morning. - - -
My friend, Beth, was driving to work from Bartlesville to Tulsa this morning with her fiance in the passenger seat, laid down, sleeping. Between Ramona and Jarret Farms, on Highway 75 she attempted to pass a black Ford Crown Vic (looked like an unmarked car, had spot light mounted on driver's side mirror). The car sped up and stayed beside her and when she looked over the driver was holding a badge and pointing to the shoulder. She was immediately suspicious and shook her head "no" at him and woke up her fiance. He sat up and the moment he became visible, the driver sped off. He was a thin white male in his early to mid twenties with blonde hair. He was wearing a yellow and black, fairly dressy, short sleeved plaid shirt. The license plate on the car is DMU945.
so far she's spoken to Tulsa County PD, Washington County PD, and the Highway Patrol. All of them told her that they've had several reports about him but no one's been able to give them the plate number. Most of the reports were in the same area, and several people actually stopped for the man. Those people said that he just stood at the back of their car and talked, but the police are suspicious the he is working up to something more.
She's supposed to meet with an officer later this afternoon to make a statement in person and their even talking about doing a possible line up in the future, so their serious about getting this guy.
DO NOT pull over if someone attempts to stop you like this.
If you see the car, call the police IMMEDIATELY
Look for mile marker's so you can tell them exactly where you are! Remember anything you can about the car, especially the plate number in case he's switching plates.
*55 for Highway Patrol on your cell phone
This is terrible. Someone should find this douche and lock him up. This sort of thing just makes people untrusting of the real LE. Quote pretty much anything of TAB's
Post by: fightingquaker13 on April 04, 2009, 01:10:26 PM
This is terrible. Someone should find this douche and lock him up. This sort of thing just makes people untrusting of the real LE.
Too true, and too comon in Fl. I've always been told not to pull over for an marked car. If he really is a cop, there will be patrol cars there soon enough. I think calling 911 on your cell during your "low speed chase" would be a good idea as well just to cya if the guy wants to pop you for fleeing and eluding.
fightingquaker13
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 04, 2009, 01:18:28 PM
In Georgia, look at the tag. It should have Gov't on it for all levels of LEO.
Also call *GSP to get in touch with the state police for instructions or dial 911.
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 14, 2009, 10:48:03 PM
http://www.ffk-wilkinson.com/intl/
Post by: bryand71 on April 15, 2009, 09:24:51 AM
Bad baby...
http://www.ffk-wilkinson.com/intl/
That's awesome! ;D I am a huge Matrix fan and I thought the references to the Matrix were great! I LMAO when the baby farted in the yard! Great stuff.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 16, 2009, 12:44:41 PM
Sit back... relax and enjoy .
Stand By Me Playing For Change Youtube Video Reworked By Me
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Post by: PegLeg45 on April 16, 2009, 07:35:38 PM
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Check out how many people have your name in the US.
http://www.howmanyofme.com/
234
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Post by: Hazcat on April 16, 2009, 07:39:57 PM
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3,627,282 ! (US only)
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Post by: Big Frank on April 16, 2009, 07:46:43 PM
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That's 3,627,282 with the same first name. What about the last name?
473 with the same first and last name as me.
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Post by: PegLeg45 on April 16, 2009, 07:48:01 PM
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Dang....can't turn a corner without bumpin' into you.
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Post by: Hazcat on April 16, 2009, 07:49:49 PM
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That's First AND last name! 3,672,282 same as me! In the US only!
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Post by: 1911 Junkie on April 16, 2009, 07:50:07 PM
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20 I guess I'm rare. ;D
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Post by: Timothy on April 16, 2009, 07:50:44 PM
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25...
My fathers name there is only one!
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Post by: Big Frank on April 16, 2009, 08:01:48 PM
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There are 7 of my dad.
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Post by: tombogan03884 on April 16, 2009, 08:04:26 PM
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74 ! :o
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Post by: ericire12 on April 16, 2009, 08:12:23 PM
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1 8)
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Post by: m25operator on April 16, 2009, 08:12:53 PM
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20 for my adopted name, 1 for my former name, and for my wife 3. That was pretty cool, if it is accurate.
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Post by: Majer on April 16, 2009, 08:15:22 PM
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22 others with the same first & Last name as me
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Post by: CDR on April 16, 2009, 08:22:03 PM
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2......... ::)
This is not accurate at all....there are more than 2 in my town with the same name as me, let alone the country. My local Land Rover dealership has 5 on record as well as they are always confusing our service mailings.....same first and last name. Back to the drawing board guys.
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Post by: Pathfinder on April 16, 2009, 08:22:27 PM
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19 with full first name; 1 with short first name
Dad/brother - lots; sons, in between, low 100's
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Post by: deamonpi on April 16, 2009, 09:26:05 PM
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I am apparently unique or less ;D, there are one or fewer of me, first & last, my first name though there are around 1500, which doesn't sound right to me since I know it is not a common name.
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Post by: Texas_Bryan on April 16, 2009, 09:32:38 PM
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There's 20 of me. Now I must find them and destroy them, there can only be one!
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Post by: Hazcat on April 16, 2009, 09:35:46 PM
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I gots LOTS o destroying to do! ;D
(O'course there is only ONE 'HAZCAT'! ;) )
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Post by: PegLeg45 on April 16, 2009, 09:48:36 PM
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As if you really had to remind us?
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: long762range on April 16, 2009, 10:22:04 PM
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83
But I'm the only one who can hit multible targets in the A zone. ;)
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Post by: tombogan03884 on April 16, 2009, 11:01:14 PM
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Don't destroy them, all the possibilities may give you a chance to escape when Big Brother decides to round up all us right wing extremest gun and Bible clinging terrorists.
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Post by: PegLeg45 on April 16, 2009, 11:06:26 PM
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Okay, this one was a good read........
GOD ~ COUNTRY ~ HONOR
I just wanted to get the day over with and...........go down to Smokey's for a few cold ones.
Sneaking a look at my watch, I saw the time, 1655. Five minutes to go before the cemetery gates are closed for the day.
Full dress was hot in the August sun. Oklahoma summertime was as bad as ever -- the heat and humidity at the same level -- both too high.
I saw the car pull into the drive, '69 or '70 model Cadillac DeVille, looked factory-new.
It pulled into the parking lot at a snail's pace .
An old woman got out so slow I thought she was paralyzed.
She had a cane and a sheaf of flowers, about four or five bunches as best I could tell.
I couldn't help myself. The thought came unwanted, and left a slightly bitter taste: "She's going to spend an hour, and for this old soldier...my hip hurts like hell and I'm ready to get out of here right now!"
But for this day my duty was to assist anyone coming in.
Kevin would lock the "In" gate and if.... I could just hurry the old biddy along ,we might make the last half of happy hour at Smokey's.
I broke Post Attention.
My hip made gritty noises when I took the first step, and the pain went up a notch.
I must have made a real military sight; middle-aged man with a small pot-gut and half a limp, in Marine Full Dress Uniform, which had lost its razor crease about 30 minutes after I began the watch... at the cemetery.
I stopped in front of her, halfway up the walk.
She looked up at me with an old woman's squint.
"Ma'am may I assist you in any way?"
She took long enough to answer.
"Yes, son. Can you carry these flowers? I seem to be moving a tad slow these days."
"My pleasure Ma'am."
Well, it wasn't too much of a lie.
She looked again.
"Marine, where were you stationed?"
" Vietnam, Ma'am. Ground-pounder. '69 to '71."
She looked at me closer. "Wounded in action, I see. Well done, Marine, I'll be as quick as I can."
I lied a little bigger, "No hurry, Ma'am."
She smiled............. and winked at me, "Son, I'm 85-years old and I can tell a lie from a long way off. Let's get this done, might be the last time I can do this. My name's Joanne Wieserman, and I've a few Marines I'd like to see one more time."
"Yes, Ma'am, At your service."
She headed for the World War I section, stopping at a stone.
She picked one of the bunches out of my arm and laid it on top of the stone.
She murmured something I couldn't quite make out.
The name on the marble was; Donald S. Davidson, USMC, France 1918.
She turned away and made a straight line for the World War II section, stopping at one stone.
I saw a tear slowly tracking its way down her cheek.
She put a bunch on a stone; the name was Stephen X. Davidson, USMC, 1943.
She went up the row a ways and laid another bunch on a stone, Stanley J. Wieserman, USMC, 1944.
She paused for a second, "Two more, son, and we'll be done"
I almost didn't say anything, but, "Yes, Ma'am, Take your time."
She looked confused. "Where's the Vietnam section, son? I seem to have lost my way."
I pointed with my chin. "That way, Ma'am."
"Oh!" she chuckled quietly. "Son, me and old age ain't too friendly."
She headed down the walk I'd pointed at.
She stopped at a couple of stones before she found the ones she wanted.
She placed a bunch on Larry Wieserman, USMC, 1968, and the last one on Darrel Wieserman, USMC, 1970.
She stood there and murmured a few words......I still couldn't make out.
"OK, son, I'm finished. Get me back to my car and you can go home."
"Yes, Ma'am. If I may ask, were those your kinfolk?"
She paused.
"Yes, Donald Davidson was my father; Stephen was my uncle; Stanley was my husband; Larry and Darrel were our sons. All killed in action, all Marines."
She stopped, whether she had finished, or couldn't finish, I just don't know.
She made her way to her car, slowly, and painfully.
I waited for a polite distance to come between us.......and then double-timed it over to Kevin waiting by the car.
"Get to the "Out"-gate QUICK!, I have something I've just GOT to do."
Kevin started to say something, but saw the look I gave him.
He broke the rules to get us there down the service road.
We beat her. She hadn't made it around the rotunda yet.
"Kevin............ stand to attention next to the gate post. Follow my lead."
I humped it across the drive to the other post.
When the Cadillac came puttering around from the hedges and began the short straight traverse to the gate, I called in my best gunny's voice: "Te-hen Hut! Pre-sent Haaaarms!"
I have to hand it to Kevin, he never blinked an eye, full dress attention and a salute that would make his DI proud.
She drove through that gate with two old worn-out soldiers giving her a send off she deserved, for service rendered to her country, and for knowing Duty, Honor and Sacrifice.
I am not quite sure, but I think I saw............a BIG salute returned from that Cadillac!
Instead of "The End".... just think of "Taps".
As a final thought on my part, let me share a favorite prayer:
"Lord, keep our servicemen and women safe, whether they serve at home or overseas. Hold them in Your loving hands and protect them as they protect us."
Let's all keep those currently serving and those who have gone before, in our thoughts. They are the reason for the many freedoms we enjoy.
"In God We Trust!"
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 16, 2009, 11:25:44 PM
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Beware - Illegal software allows anyone to tap your cell phone
So, if you don't leave your cellphone out of your site, it won't happen?!
yeah right......Don't believe it..
This wouldn't let me embed the video.. but this is scary stuff
Also ..Watch this video below.:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCyKcoDaofg
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on April 16, 2009, 11:55:07 PM
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35 with the same first and last name. ::)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Pathfinder on April 17, 2009, 05:58:35 AM
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Ain't that the truth?
Nice story.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on April 18, 2009, 05:29:11 PM
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Four
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 20, 2009, 08:30:28 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHcADQ1rj6M
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on April 21, 2009, 12:34:19 AM
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Damn Peg! You made me cry. True or not, the sentiments real, and that's coming from the army.
FQ13
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: TAB on April 21, 2009, 12:45:41 AM
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http://www.us.kohler.com/faucets/karbon/index.jsp (http://www.us.kohler.com/faucets/karbon/index.jsp)
Comes in two versions, short and long, I installed the long.( short is also wall mount)
It was [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="7"]$850[/SIZE][/COLOR] Just in case your wondering. the short was $650. MSRP is 925.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on April 21, 2009, 07:15:09 AM
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Not only is the kid good with a cue, but I want his dad's gun safe (23 second mark) ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 23, 2009, 10:50:09 PM
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Really Large Dead Snake....view in full screen mode....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blxKcD-Bhqw
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ericire12 on April 28, 2009, 08:40:03 AM
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Tornado porn:
http://www.tornadovideos.net/
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: deamonpi on April 28, 2009, 11:33:24 PM
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You guys/gals will enjoy this. I think this is one reason Mexico is still a third world country
http://shock.military.com/Shock/videos.do?displayContent=189091 (http://shock.military.com/Shock/videos.do?displayContent=189091)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 29, 2009, 01:50:15 PM
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This is good......... ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on April 29, 2009, 02:54:17 PM
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And so it goes as Down Range TV wraps another shooting of Cowboys, Best Defense and Shooting Gallery ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Green Mountain Gringo on April 29, 2009, 03:18:35 PM
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I've always loved the song but never saw him play it live. What a talent, gone 27 years now!
http://www.youtube.com/v/c5dwksSbD34&hl=en&fs=1
P.s. Marshal'ette, how do you EMBED your youtube vids? I tried the Insert flash but no luck.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 29, 2009, 03:39:14 PM
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well like I told tt11758 on another thread when he ask me...
Because I am the
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/qb_the_queen_bee.gif)
And don't you ever forget it! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Seriously...
I try to run around behind your guys and embed them for you but you keep me hopping and I sometimes get way behind on it. But I try.
I wish you all could but the reason I can is I have access to the administrators section of the forum...
I think that sometimes some of the guys put embeded videos up but I don't know what they use to do it.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Green Mountain Gringo on April 29, 2009, 03:46:20 PM
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Yes you are....
....thank you very much.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on April 29, 2009, 05:51:24 PM
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Apparently, I'm an original........a one-of-a-kind.............a work of art. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 29, 2009, 08:42:35 PM
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:-X :-X :-X
I'm... not...go..ing.. to answer.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Green Mountain Gringo on April 29, 2009, 09:20:25 PM
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685 people share my name.....
I know of one that used to live two towns away. He kept getting into trouble for drunk driving and ended up in the newspaper and such.
I hated that.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Hazcat on April 30, 2009, 09:38:51 AM
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22,532
or
There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S. named Haz Cat.
;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on April 30, 2009, 10:18:53 AM
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I vote "fewer" ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Hazcat on April 30, 2009, 10:24:30 AM
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HARUMPH! (http://www.smileyx.com/smilies/mad0004.gif) (http://www.smileyx.com/smilies/rOAbA44.gif)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: deepwater on April 30, 2009, 01:51:07 PM
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only 3 with my name! HA!! probably from my three different mailing addresses ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: long762range on May 02, 2009, 08:03:23 PM
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I'm going to marry for money.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8pcEl5ItXM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on May 02, 2009, 08:28:06 PM
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Reminds me of an acqauintence of mine from grad school. We'll call him dumbass to protect his identity. He was the son of a trucker who married a burger heiress in college. She was plain but reaonably attractive, very nice, a good mom to their year old daughter and rich. I knew she was rich, but when he invited us to dinner at his house, and after driving up the 1/8th mile brick driveway, lined with tastefully flood lit pin oaks, to see the large fieldstone french farm house with the two pools which cascaded into each other with a waterfall and nice view of the lake, I realized how rich. The problem is that when I went in to bring more beer out to the BBQ (stone mounted weber grill of course, to hold the 2 inch cowboy cut rib eyes for 12) I caught him making out with the 19 year old au pair. There is dumb and then there is too dumb to live.
FQ13 who'd settle for marrying for sex at this point.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on May 04, 2009, 09:07:57 AM
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The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
Mr. Obama:
I have had it with you and your administration, sir. Your conduct on your recent trip overseas has convinced me that you are not an adequate representative of the United States of America collectively or of me personally.
You are so obsessed with appeasing the Europeans and the Muslim world that you have abdicated the responsibilities of the President of the United States of America. You are responsible to the citizens of the United States. You are not responsible to the peoples of any other country on earth.
I personally resent that you go around the world apologizing for the United States telling Europeans that we are arrogant and do not care about their status in the world. Sir, what do you think the First World War and the Second World War were all about if not the consideration of the peoples of Europe? Are you brain dead? What do you think the Marshall Plan was all about? Do you not understand or know the history of the 20thcentury?
Where do you get off telling a Muslim country that the United States does not consider itself a Christian country? Have you not read the Declaration of Independence or the Constitution of the United States? This country was founded on Judeo-Christian ethics and the principles governing this country, at least until you came along, come directly from this heritage. Do you not understand this?
Your bowing to the king of Saudi Arabia is an affront to all Americans. Our President does not bow down to anyone, let alone the king of Saudi Arabia. You don’t show Great Britain, our best and one of our oldest allies, the respect they deserve yet you bow down to the king of Saudi Arabia. How dare you, sir! How dare you!
You can’t find the time to visit the graves of our greatest generation because you don’t want to offend the Germans but make time to visit a mosque in Turkey. You offended our dead and every veteran when you give the Germans more respect than the people who saved the German people from themselves. What’s the matter with you?
I am convinced that you and the members of your administration have the historical and intellectual depth of a mud puddle and should be ashamed of yourselves, all of you.
You are so self-righteously offended by the big bankers and the American automobile manufacturers yet do nothing about the real thieves in this situation, Mr. Dodd, Mr. Frank, Franklin Raines, Jamie Gorelic, the Fannie Mae bonuses, and the Freddie Mac bonuses. What do you intend to do about them? Anything? I seriously doubt it.
What about the U.S. House members passing out $9.1 million in bonuses to their staff members – on top of the $2.5 million in automatic pay raises that lawmakers gave themselves? I understand the average House aide got a 17% bonus. I took a 5% cut in my pay to save jobs with my employer.. You haven’t said anything about that. Who authorized that? I surely didn’t!
Executives at Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac will be receiving $210 million in bonuses over an eighteen-month period, that's $45 million more than the AIG bonuses. In fact, Fannie and Freddie executives have already been awarded $51 million – not a bad take. Who authorized that and why haven’t you expressed your outrage at this group who are largely responsible for the economic mess we have right now.
I resent that you take me and my fellow citizens as brain-dead and not caring about what you idiots do. We are watching what you are doing and we are getting increasingly fed up with all of you. I also want you to know that I personally find just about everything you do and say to be offensive to every one of my sensibilities. I promise you that I will work tirelessly to see that you do not get a chance to spend two terms destroying my beautiful country.
Sincerely,
Every real American
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 04, 2009, 10:34:28 AM
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I sent it. Changed the pay cut comment to "got laid off" but otherwise sent it as is.
Any one else want to join me on the "watch list" ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on May 10, 2009, 07:27:18 PM
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There are some things about Georgia folks should know...........
Coca Cola is ours, and unless you've had one in a green six-and-a-half ounce bottle, with a slight crust of ice on top, you don't know what the real thing is. And you might want to try pouring about half a pack of salted peanuts into one sometime.
If it weren't for a Georgian- Crawford Long, of Jefferson---open-heart surgery would hurt like hell.
True Georgians say "ma'am and sir" and call their mothers "mama" and their fathers "daddy".
They know that y'all is perfectly good English and never means just one person.
"Fixin' to" is perfectly acceptable, too.
And if y'all don't like the way we talk, Delta (which is also ours) is ready when you are. ;D
Long before the Olympics brought the world's greatest athletes to Atlanta, we gave the world Ty Cobb, Jackie Robinson, Walt Frazier, Luke Appling, Johnny Mize, Fran Tarkenton, Bobby Jones, Wyomia Tyus, and Herschel Walker.
If you don't know who these people are, you ought to find out before you go to bed tonight.
Long after the Atlanta Olympics have faded from memory, the greatest tournament in golf will still be played in Augusta every April, with or without Jessie Jackson's and Martha Burke's approval, and on autumn Saturdays, 90,000 or so Red-and-Black faithful will gather in Athens for a prayer meeting between the hedges. Not to mention the Gold and White of North Ave...
No matter how many times the Braves play in the World Series, nothing will match the excitement of that first one.
The Stone Mountain carving is lots bigger than the one on Mt. Rushmore and the people etched into the side of Stone Mountain deserve the honor. It wasn't just about slavery.
Atlanta was called "the city too busy to hate," back in the sixties, because it really was, and we should be proud of that fact.
In 1864 Sherman burned Atlanta and much of Georgia in his March to the sea. But we ain't bitter, it was war. And, crack cocaine is bringing more harm to Atlanta now than Sherman ever dreamed of.
We don't grow the most peaches, but we still deserve to be called the "Peach State" because ours are the sweetest..
That includes the Georgia peaches that don't grow on trees.
Elvis wasn't ours, but Otis Redding, James Brown, the Allman Brothers, Johnny Mercer, Joe South , Ray Charles, Bill Anderson, Brenda Lee, Trisha Yearwood, Travis Tritt and Alan Jackson are. So are Sidney Lanier, Joel Chandler Harris, Margaret Mitchell and Alice Walker. And I still miss Lewis Grizzard every day. Julia Roberts may be Georgia's prettiest movie star, but Holly Hunter is the most talented. Dakota Fanning may one day surpass them both.
The "Little White House" in Warm Springs is exactly as it was the day FDR died there, near the end of World War II.
Every Georgian needs to visit Warm Springs.
Georgia once had three governors at the same time. Lester Maddox wasn't one of them, but was elected by the General Assembly without getting a majority of the popular vote. He did a good job too, God rest his soul.
Zell Miller was the best governor I never voted for.
Gone With the Wind belongs to us. We own it. Not only is it by one of our own and is about us, but it's also one of the great novels of all time and an absolute film classic - and we shouldn't apologize for liking it.
WSB means "Welcome South Brother."
The Brown Thrasher, the Cherokee Rose, and the Live Oak are our symbols.
Proud, decent, honest people are our heritage.
None are as plentiful as they once were, but none are on the endangered list, either.
The best barbecue in the world is served at Old Hickory House in Tucker, but Fresh Air BBQ in Jackson ain't far behind.
The best seafood is at Williams in Savannah and the best catfish is at Henderson's in Covington.
The best sausage is at Stripling's in Crisp County.
The best fried chicken in the world is served at my mama's house, Grits is groceries and sugar doesn't belong in cornbread.
God intended for iced tea to be served sweet.
And lastly, Georgia ain't exactly heaven-but it will do until I get there.
;)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 10, 2009, 08:15:35 PM
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"The best seafood is at Williams in Savannah and the best catfish is at Henderson's in Covington."
Southern lobster sucks, it tastes like mud. For REAL seafood you need to come to New England, we've been doing it right for about 500 years.
And tomatoes don't go in chowder FU#K Manhatten
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: blackwolfe on May 10, 2009, 09:10:34 PM
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PegLeg,
Quite some impressive Georgians. Michigan has the likes of Modonna, Michael Moore, Eminm, and Tom Hayden. Gladly trade all four and probably a few others for one of the Georgians you mentioned. Actually there are far more celebraties than I knew born in Michigan or have connections to MI. http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/list/celebrity-categories.asp?FD=birthplace&ID=Michigan
You can't have Ted Nugent, but I think he moved to Texas.
James Earl Jones wasn't born here but grew up here. He got his start in community theater in Manistee and is frequently in the area. Also recently found out he was ROTC and premed at U of M. He also went to Ranger school and earned his Ranger tab.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: brosometal on May 11, 2009, 12:36:00 AM
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Interupted by a short jaunt to Jacksonville for your yearly whoopin' from the Gators. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on May 11, 2009, 09:16:41 AM
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Didn't say they were 'perfect'.....just beloved. ;)
By the way, my neighbor had a poodle that killed a 9' gator ...............................
Yep.............killed it dead.
Got stuck in it's throat and choked it to death.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on May 11, 2009, 10:16:07 AM
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FQ13
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 11, 2009, 11:38:58 AM
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I think he was planning on including the Amway guys.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: blackwolfe on May 11, 2009, 12:58:39 PM
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Didn't forget about these folks. So accustomed to the good ones that don't always think to include them. The Amways guys are big community supporters. There is also the Meijer family from Grand Rapids that has the Meijer's chain of stores. Not on the same level as Target or WM, or as big as Amway, but this family does a lot for the community and some of the colleges in the area. You walk down the halls of Hope College in Holland, MI and see the thank you for the contribution plaques and it's a who's who in Michigan.
I was mostly focusing on the ones that I wish were not associated with MI.
Kind of funny, but for the most part in MI the left coast is the Right coast. Now if we could just get something done with the Detriot part of the state, MI would be a whole differant story.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on May 11, 2009, 05:44:29 PM
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You don't get married to have sex. That's like buying a 747 to get free pretzels.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on May 11, 2009, 05:45:49 PM
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I appreciate that. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: brosometal on May 11, 2009, 09:33:34 PM
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Retort of the day! Please report to the office for your reward.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on May 12, 2009, 01:15:00 PM
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Got this today in an email....... I think its original because the author's email address was still in the 'from' box in the forward from my friend.
It was originally sent to Military Magazine, I think........
An open letter to President Barack Obama:
Dear President Obama,
I did not vote for you. However, since you are now our President I don't want you to drop the ball. Therefore, I have a few things to say. For years you have been hanging out with the wrong crowd. William Ayers, Bernardine Dohrn and Reverend Wright are not your friends. They have been filling your head with some bad ideas. I'm your friend! As your friend I am telling to to dump them and stop listening to them. Secondly, do a clean sweep and fire those incompetents you have appointed to key positions. Your predecessor Mr. Bush may not have been the brightest bulb in the box but he appointed competent people! Finally, you are not President of the Senior Class, you are President of the United States. 280 million people are depending on your leadership. The world is full of evil people who want to bring us down. Stop bowing and apologizing to the rest of the world. Stop making Jimmy Carter look like Teddy Roosevelt! You're our Commander-in Chief. You're a world leader. For God's sake man, start acting like one!
Sincerely Yours,
James E. Murphy
Vietnam Veteran
Potential Terrorist as per Janet Napolitano
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on May 12, 2009, 01:19:33 PM
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Well said Mr. Murphy!!!!!!!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on May 13, 2009, 10:30:04 PM
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This is not 100% "non-gun," because I did have my 1911 IWB for ballast ...
For those that have seen the movie Wild Hogs you may think you have seen every hassle an old fart could encounter on a bike ride. WRONG!!! They totally missed the 35 mph cross wind scene!
The good thing is that I put no wear on the tread face of the tires, and about 120 miles on the sidewalls :o How far do you need to lean into a 35 mph cross wind ? Can't give you an exact angle, but it is a quarter tank on the gas gauge :o When you turn with the wind braking becomes a real issue, and the guys on Harleys were able to put them in 6th at 55 and still have lots of power (6th isn't normally used until 70 or 75). And, when going into the wind you don't roll off the throttle until you are darn near at the intersection, or you will find yourself stopping a quarter mile short of the stop sign ???
However, 1st bike night of 2009 in Searles, MN was a success ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: True_Texan on May 13, 2009, 11:01:58 PM
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I've been on a ride like that. Completely warn out by the end of that day. There was a bad spot on the drive and it turned the ride to a little less than enjoyable day for some.
Riding with a strong constant crosswind for 50 miles or so with nothing but open fields around you, you tend to get used to leaning into it. Bad thing was, when everyone got closer to this small town, there were some trees at the city limits that were acting as windbreaks. For the guys that weren't paying attention to terrain, it meant coming to a fast and painful stop in the ditch. Now, I know this is wrong, but watching a few random guys just zip off the road was really quite fascinating and by that I mean, ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! (No one was seriously hurt. Just bruised egos and damaged chrome mostly.) That little spot brought an end to the fun & enjoyment for the day, more or less. But more importantly it, it hammered home the fact that you can't stop paying attention or become accustom to your surroundings even for a split second or you are going to end up hurt.
Seems to apply to a lot of things in life. ;)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on May 15, 2009, 06:34:47 PM
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Talk about a Love Bite
<http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25488720-401,00.html>
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 15, 2009, 10:24:33 PM
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"the victim did not want to talk to media"
Ya think ?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on May 15, 2009, 10:26:08 PM
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Yes....It appears that the strain was more than he could bear......... :o
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on May 16, 2009, 07:16:20 PM
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got some marsh mellows
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c6e_1242491324
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on May 16, 2009, 07:34:15 PM
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Now that's a FIRE! :o
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on May 17, 2009, 10:28:47 PM
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Chinese hostage negotiations.......
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: 1911 Junkie on May 17, 2009, 10:35:24 PM
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How do you say "No" with negotiating skills like that? 8)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: brosometal on May 17, 2009, 11:04:25 PM
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I wonder what was the last thing to go through that fella's mind?
Too easy. :D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: brosometal on May 18, 2009, 05:14:36 PM
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For everyone who's ever received a ticket for speeding...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j3w1QfV35I
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 18, 2009, 08:58:39 PM
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Try this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j3w1QfV35I
Then this one ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9mtz6HKJHY&feature=channel
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on May 18, 2009, 09:22:48 PM
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hahaha classic
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on May 18, 2009, 10:18:07 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKOEQVgONh0
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 18, 2009, 10:23:58 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzU9FgNTYrU&feature=related
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 18, 2009, 10:28:52 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5_RkYXlmXE&NR=1
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: True_Texan on May 18, 2009, 10:35:50 PM
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That was a great song. Need to put that on my alarm to wake me up in the morning and remind me how the day is going to go.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: deepwater on May 18, 2009, 11:17:48 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XmZySWnVUw
here's a video I made of one of our life boat drills. it's a freefall boat and just drops. it's like riding a rollercoaster. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on May 18, 2009, 11:38:10 PM
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FQ13, who is going to brush up on his Spanish, as we've clearly lost
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on May 19, 2009, 07:49:53 AM
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http://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=ZgyrWoD9-04&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgyrWoD9-04&feature=related)
One of our buddies made the video ... Watch for him!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on May 20, 2009, 06:53:19 AM
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Ahhhhh ... M'ettes back and embedding videos for us ... Thanks!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Timothy on May 20, 2009, 09:41:22 AM
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Completely not related to guns but interesting.
Soviet Typhoon Class SSBN in Polyarnyy Inlet in Northern Russia, aka "The Red October"....the Russians built several but mothballed all but one because of the expense of maintenance and upkeep. They are all now just rusting away in their slips, a vicitim of the end of an era....
26,000 tons surfaced and 48,000 tons submerged, 574 feet long with 74 ft hull.
http://community.livejournal.com/ru_submarine/17486.html
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on May 20, 2009, 10:16:18 AM
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I notice that Haz's cousin managed to get into one of those pictures. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Hazcat on May 20, 2009, 10:23:56 AM
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Cats have a long sailing tradition. ;)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on May 20, 2009, 11:08:23 AM
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I must admit, although I've seen copy cats, I'd never seen a COMMIE CAT until now. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Hazcat on May 20, 2009, 11:40:28 AM
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Nope, he was just visiting the port from another ship (notice he was black and white, not red ;) )
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on May 20, 2009, 12:27:52 PM
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Israeli, perhaps? No, wait. That would be blue and white, wouldn't it? ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on May 20, 2009, 02:31:14 PM
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For all you snipers out there ...
What is the adjustment for a 51 mph cross wind (I don't think caliber or weight matters at this point)?
When I first heard 51 mph I thought that was "gusting to." However, I just heard the report that it is 48 - 51 sustained!
Our sewage lagoons have whitecaps ... do you suppose I should order the shutdown of the airiation pumps?
These winds are out of the southwest and ... DAMN !!! Was that TT11... that I just saw roll by ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Timothy on May 20, 2009, 02:39:35 PM
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I'm gonna guess more than a little bit..... ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: True_Texan on May 20, 2009, 02:41:14 PM
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Has anyone else ever heard a cat 'bark'? I swear, the other day I was at a customers home during work and when I walked to my truck, there was a cat and two dogs. The dogs barked at me a little bit and then so did the cat, but in a cat's "tone of voice".
I really really wish I had a video camera with me or at least a tape recorder. I just think it spent too much time with the two dogs. They all seemed to be good friends. I guess I could have been hallucinating, it was hotter then hell that day.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on May 20, 2009, 02:52:30 PM
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FQ13
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on May 20, 2009, 03:05:33 PM
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I'd have waved!! ;D
I had to hang onto the car door at one point when I was out for lunch, to keep from getting knocked down by the wind. And it takes some STRONG wind to move MY fat ass!!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on May 20, 2009, 04:17:30 PM
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Nah.. the dog was a pussy ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on May 20, 2009, 08:25:09 PM
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What's in the box..........? ? ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGSpPxzZG_4
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on May 20, 2009, 08:34:07 PM
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Just how big is the "Big Blue Money-Vacuum"?........
At Wal-Mart, Americans spend $36,000,000 every hour of every day.
According to Wal-Mart's corporate fact sheet, the chain recorded $374,526,000,000 in sales for the fiscal year ending 31 January 2008. That works out to an average of $42,754,109 in sales per hour (although this figure includes worldwide revenues, not just money spent by Americans).
Given the figures provided in the previous entry and this entry (sales of $36,000,000 per hour at a 5.8% profit margin), that would work out to a profit of approximately $34,880 per minute. For the $42,754,109 worldwide sales figure we used above, the corresponding per minute profit would be about $41,400.
Wal-Mart's income statement for fiscal 2008 reports a 5.8% operating margin, so that figure appears to be an accurate one.
Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.
The 76 days between January 1 to March 17 represent 20.8% of one year. If we take 20.8% of Wal-Mart's sales for fiscal 2008 ($374,526,000,000), that works out to a total of $77,901,408,000 for a 76-day period. (We acknowledge that this is only an approximation, since sales are not evenly distributed throughout the year.)
Target stores reported sales of $63,367,000,000 for fiscal 2008, so it's fair to say that Wal-Mart does indeed sell more (in dollar terms) between New Year's Day and St. Patrick's Day than Target sells all year.
Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target + Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.
Using Yahoo! Finance, we obtained the following yearly sales figures for fiscal 2008 for the listed retail chains:
Home Depot $77,349,000,000
Kroger $70,235,000,000
Target $63,367,000,000
Sears $50,703,000,000
Costco $72,483,020,000
In the aggregate, these five companies accounted for $334,137,020,000 in yearly sales. If sales is the metric used to determine "bigness," then Wal-Mart, with over $374,000,000,000 in yearly sales, is indeed "bigger" than these five large retailers combined.
Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people and is the largest private employer.
According to Wal-Mart's corporate fact sheet, the company employs 2 million associates worldwide, including 1.4 million in the United States. This makes Wal-Mart the largest private (i.e., non-government) employer in the U.S. (and, according to Wal-Mart, it is the largest employer in Mexico and one of the largest in Canada as well).
Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the World.
This statement is somewhat ambiguous, since it doesn't indicate what metric is being used for "bigness": Largest number of outlets? Greatest number of employees? Gross revenues? Net profits?
Fortune magazine, which ranks the world's largest corporations in its Global 500 list based on gross revenues, does indeed place Wal-Mart at #1 in that regard, with the next three contenders all being oil companies: Exxon Mobil, Royal Dutch Shell, and BP.
Forbes magazine, which ranks companies in its Global 2000 list according to four metrics (sales, profits, assets and market value), places Wal-Mart at #16.
Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger & Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only 15 years.
In 1988 Wal-Mart developed its supercenter "one-stop family shopping" concept, which combined a full grocery and general merchandise under one roof. In the two decades since then, Wal-Mart has opened over 2,600 supercenters and has grown to become one of the nation's leading grocers. It's difficult to validate the statement made above with hard numbers since (as far as we can tell) Wal-Mart does not break down its sales figures by category, but it seems likely that Wal-Mart supercenters generate more food sales than the Kroger and Safeway grocery chains combined.
Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had 5 years ago.
According to Wal-Mart, as of 30 November 2008 it was operating 894 discount stores, 2,610 supercenters, 146 neighborhood markets, 599 Sam's Clubs, and 14 marketside stores in the United States, for a grand total of 4,253 retail outlets.
According to Yahoo Finance!, as of 31 January 2004 Wal-Mart was operating 1,478 discount stores, 1,471 supercenters, 538 Sam's Clubs and 64 neighborhood markets in the United States, for a grand total of 3,551 retail outlets.
This year, 7.2 billion different purchasing transactions will occur at a Wal-Mart store.
We haven't yet located a reliable source for statistics on the number of purchasing transactions that take place at Wal-Mart stores. (It also isn't clear what "transaction" refers to in this context. Number of customers who buy at least one item? Total number of items purchased by all customers?)
90% of all Americans live within 15 miles of a Wal-Mart.
The statistic that anywhere from 90% to 94% of all Americans live within 15 miles of a Wal-Mart is a frequently cited item, but we don't know the origin of that stat or how it was determined (and therefore how accurate it might be). The 2006 book The Wal-Mart Effect cites the following statistics about the proximity of U.S. consumers to Wal-Mart stores:
* 53 percent of the U.S. population lives within five miles of a Wal-Mart
* 90 percent of the U.S. population lives within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart
* 97 percent of the U.S. population lives within twenty-five miles of a Wal-Mart
Last updated: 9 December 2008
The URL for this page is http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/bigwalmart.asp
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on May 20, 2009, 10:39:46 PM
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The ultimate "Oh Shit" moment :'(
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on May 20, 2009, 11:07:48 PM
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http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v83/johno/?action=view¤t=Bombero_intoxicado.flv
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 21, 2009, 01:49:44 AM
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You can tell it was a fake, NO MUNCHIES !
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Hazcat on May 22, 2009, 07:47:21 AM
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Redneck PlayStation
http://majman.net/fly_loader.html
Try to get SOME work done today. ;)
;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on May 22, 2009, 07:56:01 AM
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DAMN CATS!!!
I don't need a time waster like this to tell me I'm officially "Sucky" :'(
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: brosometal on May 22, 2009, 01:01:47 PM
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Technically an oligarchical cat these days. Don't worry. He's still red on the inside.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 22, 2009, 01:44:58 PM
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Would that be "Putin's pussy" or a "Mafiya Manx" ;D Maybe "Comrade Coon Cat" ?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on May 22, 2009, 01:52:37 PM
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Haz, I think Imight have mentioned this before vis a vis the shot gun thing, but you are evil.
FQ13
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: deepwater on May 22, 2009, 02:01:10 PM
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BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
A PROCLAMATION
Americans have long looked to the sea as a source of security and prosperity. Bounded by two oceans and the Gulf of Mexico, and criss-crossed by a myriad of inland waterways, America's destiny as a maritime nation was a story foretold.
The Merchant Marine took up arms alongside the Continental Navy to help defeat the British Navy during the American Revolution. Since then, they have served bravely as the United States has faced threats ranging from war to piracy, and our seafaring fleet has proven instrumental in protecting our safety. In times of conflict and crisis, the Armed Forces rely on the Merchant Marine's sealift capability to transport critical equipment and supplies. Time and again, mariners have demonstrated their willingness and ability to meet daunting challenges.
Waterways have also enabled much of the commerce that has expanded America's economy. Domestic and international commerce occurred along rivers and coasts even before our Nation's birth. Great cities have sprouted near waterways, and maritime activity remains crucial to our economy today.
The men and women of the U.S. Merchant Marine and the many other workers who have supported the maritime industry have made significant contributions to our leadership in the global marketplace, and to our security.
On this National Maritime Day, we also mark the opening of a permanent exhibition at the Smithsonian Institution, "On the Water." It demonstrates the importance of the maritime industry and chronicles our history as a maritime nation.
The Congress, by a joint resolution approved May 20, 1933, has designated May 22 of each year as "National Maritime Day" and has authorized and requested the President to issue annually a proclamation calling for its appropriate observance.
NOW, THEREFORE, I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim May 22, 2009, as National Maritime Day. I call upon the people of the United States to mark this observance by honoring the service of merchant mariners and by displaying the flag of the United States at their homes and in their communities. I also request that all ships sailing under the American flag dress ship on that day.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this twentieth day of May, in the year of our Lord two thousand nine, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and thirty-third.
BARACK OBAMA #
don't worry guys, this wasn't his idea, it's something that's recognized every year.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 22, 2009, 04:33:50 PM
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" don't worry guys, this wasn't his idea, it's something that's recognized every year. "
I was ready to say BS. Especially since parts of it read like things I've read from REPUTABLE people.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: deepwater on May 22, 2009, 04:40:16 PM
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had this not been something that's recognized annually I would not have posted it. what's his name just read what the last guy said and signed his name to it. I think the only reason he even knows what a mechant mariner is comes from the media coverage of the pirate atacks. what a putz..
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on May 22, 2009, 09:56:45 PM
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Check out this photo of a woman with the two biggest boobs you've ever seen ...
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(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e330/m58/Checkoutthisunbelievablephotoofafem.jpg)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: blackwolfe on May 23, 2009, 03:32:05 AM
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Reminds me years ago about the flat chested gal that gets granted a wish by the Genie. Her wish was two of the biggest boobs in the world. Poof! There was Jimmy Carter and Fritz Mondale.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Big Frank on May 29, 2009, 09:01:47 PM
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Here's an email I just got.
The Can from China
I for one believe what it says and wll look for American products
This is a great idea if we haven't thought of it before...
I WAS BUYING FOOD THE OTHER DAY AT THE COUNTRY MARKET. ON THE LABEL OF SOME PRODUCTS IT SAID FROM CHINA.FOR EXAMPLE THE" OUR FAMILY" BRAND OF THE MANDARIN ORANGES SAYS RIGHT ON THE CAN FROM CHINA I WAS SHOCKED!! SO FOR A FEW MORE CENTS I BOUGHT THE LIBERTY GOLD BRAND OR THE DOLE IS FROM CAL.
TAKES FOREVER JUST TO BUY FOOD AND DO LABEL READING ! !
Are we Americans as dumb as we appear --- or --- is it that we just do not think?
While the Chinese, knowingly and intentionally, export inferior and even toxic products and dangerous toys and goods to be sold in American markets, the media wrings its hands and criticizes the Bush Administration (now Obama Administration)for perceived errors.
Yet 70% of Americans believe that the trading privileges afforded to the Chinese should be suspended.
Well, duh..why do you need the government to suspend trading privileges?
SIMPLY DO IT YOURSELF, AMERICA!!
Simply look on the bottom of every product you buy, and if it says 'Made in China' or 'PRC' (and that now includes Hong Kong), simply choose another product, or none at all. You will be amazed at how dependent you are on Chinese products, and you will be equally amazed at what you can do without.
Who needs plastic eggs to celebrate Easter? If you must have eggs, use real ones and benefit some American farmer. Easter is just an example, the point is do not wait for the government to act. Just go ahead and assume control on your own.
THINK ABOUT THIS If 200 million Americans refuse to buy just $20 each of Chinese goods, that's a billion dollar trade imbalance resolved in our favor...fast!!
The downside? Some American businesses will feel a temporary pinch from having foreign stockpiles of inventory. Wahhhhhhhhhhhh
The solution? Let's give them fair warning and send our own message. Most of the people who have been reading about this matter are planning on implementing this on June 4, and continue it until July 4. That is only one month of trading losses, but it will hit the Chinese for 1/12th of the total, or 8%, of their American exports. Then they will at least have to ask themselves if the benefits of their arrogance and lawlessness were worth it.
! Remember, June 4 to July 4.
EVEN BETTER. . . START NOW.
Send this to everybody you know. Let's show them that we are Americans and NOBODY can take us for granted.
If we can't live without cheap Chinese goods for one month out of our lives, WE DESERVE WHAT WE GET!
Pass it on, America
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Ping on May 29, 2009, 09:04:43 PM
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Watch out at Sam's Club. Found fish that was from China. I quit buying fish from them unless otherwise marked. And we wonder why over 6.7 million American's are out of work. We are being outsourced from within.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 01, 2009, 03:39:31 PM
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Greatest Play in Baseball.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTfkoZj40rE
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Hazcat on June 01, 2009, 04:04:54 PM
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"If that's the only thing you're know for, it's not a bad thing at all."
Not a baseball fan, but that man could change my mind.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on June 01, 2009, 05:56:08 PM
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Great clip! Don't believe I ever saw it before.
Thanks
Richard
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: blackwolfe on June 01, 2009, 06:57:08 PM
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I wonder what the response would be in todays world?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 01, 2009, 07:05:33 PM
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Mr. Monday would probably get charged with theft.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 01, 2009, 08:50:20 PM
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I debated on whether or not to post it, but what the heck.....I'll brag on my mom a little.
Every year our local chapter of the Future Farmers of America (FFA) has an awards banquet to honor the achievements of the students. It's a big shindig with upwards of 400+ folks in attendance.
Local businesses and citizens donate items and services for a silent auction to help with costs and scholarships and such. We also try to have a live auction with some of the more expensive donations such as the his-n-hers watches donated by a jewelry store.
Back in December, my mom started on a hand stitched quilt with an FFA theme to donate to the live auction. My wife and I paid for the materials and my mom did the labor. She put over 250 hours of cutting, piecing, and sewing into the quilt.
At the auction, it sold for $1700.00 to a group of FFA Alumni supporters who had pooled their money to buy it. They then turned right around and donated it back to the FFA for a second round of auctioning, in order to give someone else a chance to bid on it and take it home. The second time it went for $800.00 to a single individual.
The FFA gave my mom the Alumni Supporter of the Year Award for her efforts......to say the least, I was thrilled..and proud.
Here's a few pics.....
Top layer finished...
(http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/dd352/pegleg45/WholeTop.jpg)
Finished and ready to go.....
(http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/dd352/pegleg45/DSCF6004.jpg)
Hanging at the Awards banquet...
(http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/dd352/pegleg45/FFAAwardsBanquet20093.jpg)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: 1911 Junkie on June 01, 2009, 09:16:34 PM
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Dang! Mom sure can sew. Tell her great job!
My fingers would be bloody nubs. :)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: deepwater on June 01, 2009, 09:20:58 PM
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my mom made a nice (king size) quilt for the wife and I. using it now as winter is just starting here in the southern Hemisphere. beautiful work Peg..
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 01, 2009, 09:25:45 PM
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Hey, that's really nice work, and a good result for the FFA.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on June 01, 2009, 09:31:34 PM
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PegLeg,
Pass on our thanks to your mom, and thanks to you and Mrs. Peg for your part in this!
FFA is one of the things that is great about our educational system, public, private and home schoolers. Our son had other interests, but our daughter was active in FFA, and it was one of the best things for her and us as a family.
Thanks again!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on June 02, 2009, 09:33:13 AM
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WOW... A job well done!! Very nice, she deserves a BIG thank you!
My youngest son was in FFA, what a great educational class to be part of. Wish more young people would take advantage of this great class.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 02, 2009, 01:43:33 PM
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Thanks for the words, guys.... It has been a busy last few months gathering supplies and donations, but it was worth it because we surpassed last years $$ amount by over $2000.00. I was proud.
We have a good group of young adults in our chapter. We also have the only Ag Academy in the state at our school. Ag Academy (AES) is a select group of junior and senior FFA students who follow a more stringent curriculum of studies, geared at the ag sciences. Our youngest will be a senior next year and and just got elected chapter VP. He is very involved, and by nature so are his mom and myself.
We cook for the class often, especially if they are studying a particular area of food production. Those youngsters can eat!
This past year, the junior class of twenty students went through 40 pounds of lamb in one swipe durin sheep and lamb production studies.
At Thanksgiving, it coincided with poultry production week, so we decided to cook Thanksgiving dinner for the class. We fried two large turkeys, made 15 lbs of chicken dressing, 15 lbs of homemade potato salad, a large pot of green beans, and a large pot of creamed corn, 2 peach cobblers, and a blueberry cobbler and....... THEY ATE IT ALL!.....
20 STUDENTS AND A FEW TEACHERS ate every last scrap.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on June 02, 2009, 02:00:05 PM
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Eating is a specialty at that age :o
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: long762range on June 03, 2009, 12:09:51 PM
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http://www.wptv.com/content/aroundtheweb/story/Strip-club-sued-over-strippers-kick-to-mans-head/IROL6MsNBU2H67bx5JI8LA.cspx
Man claims stripper permanently injured him
WEST PALM BEACH, FL -- A Loxahatchee man is suing Cheetah nightclub, claiming he was permanently injured after a dancer kicked him in the head.
Michael Ireland has filed suit against the club, alleging dancer Sakeena Shageer kicked him 'without warning.'
Cheetah Palm Beach manager Rod Kimbrough says that's not quite the way they remember the night.
"A patron violently slapped the young woman on her buttocks and she was walking around the top of the bar and I guess out of a natural response she turned around and kicked him. From what I'm told he refused medical attention and came back in the club after that and had beers," says Kimbrough.
He also questions how Shageer, who dances by the stage name Suki, could have caused so much damage.
"She's a very nice, young small girl, definitely did nothing in a malice way."
"Small is the operative word?" asks Holmes.
"Yeah. Five foot one," says Kimbrough.
Ireland has retained powerful local law firm Lytal and company. They told us they tried to resolve the issue with the club's insurance carrier. When that failed, they filed the lawsuit.
We could not reach Ireland for comment. We also tried to reach Shageer, but she did not return our calls.
Reason #97 Why I don't Go To Strip Clubs. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 03, 2009, 01:33:26 PM
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"Ireland has retained powerful local law firm Bendum and Cheatum company. They told us they tried to resolve the issue with the club's insurance carrier. When that failed, they filed the lawsuit."
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 03, 2009, 01:43:37 PM
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Right across the street from the offices of "Howe, Dewey, Cheetum & Goode"
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on June 03, 2009, 01:44:38 PM
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You beat me to it, Peg.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Ping on June 03, 2009, 01:47:02 PM
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Beautiful quilt Pegleg. How many hours were invested? Great work. :D Hope it brings in some high dollars for FFA.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 03, 2009, 01:54:06 PM
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Thanks.
250+ hours between December and May......it brought in $2500.00 for the local chapter.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: long762range on June 03, 2009, 03:04:05 PM
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2 electrocuted during Southern California wire theft
http://www.mercurynews.com/breakingnews ... ck_check=1
SAN JACINTO — Two men trying to steal wire were electrocuted early today in an incident that also blacked out part of the city, authorities said.
Police responded at 1:20 a.m. to reports of fireworks near an electrical utility facility and found a fire burning, the Riverside County Sheriff's Department said in a statement.
Firefighters located the bodies when the fire was put out, the department said.
"The preliminary investigation revealed the two adult males were attempting to commit a theft of wires when they were accidentally electrocuted," the statement said.
The men's names were withheld pending confirmation of their identities by the county coroner's bureau and notification of relatives.
The incident involved an above-ground metal vault structure that houses a transformer and other high-voltage equipment, said Steve Conroy, a spokesman for Southern California Edison.
About 1,600 utility customers were affected by the outage, but most got power back within a minute and the rest within an hour, Conroy said.
:'( the loss of two of our best and brightest, at least they were bright until the fuse blew :o
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Ping on June 03, 2009, 03:06:47 PM
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Good to hear Pegleg.
long762range, sounds like a couple of crispy critters that got burnt by sticky fingers.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 03, 2009, 03:15:48 PM
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Their cousin didn't do well with electricity either...
WARNING: VERY GRAPHIC IN NATURE.....
(dumbasses)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on June 03, 2009, 04:13:12 PM
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Pegleg...Beautiful quilt! We have one on our bed that my mom helped quilt so I know the blood, sweat and tears (spelled LOVE) that went into it.
Richard
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on June 03, 2009, 05:01:35 PM
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Two candidates for the Darwin Awards if ever there were some!!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 03, 2009, 05:06:31 PM
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Who says you can't cure stupid ? EST seems to do the trick.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on June 03, 2009, 09:19:27 PM
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This guy thinks he is winning the fight. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: m25operator on June 03, 2009, 09:36:22 PM
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Might have made a good Dodge commercial, Ram tough and all that, but I think I would have gone forward a few times to impress the lesson, don't mess with cars and trucks, of course if He had a full curl, the backup piece could have come into play if I could get him off the highway, and had a valid hunting license.
Can't fault his attitude or fortitude though, RAM tough.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: deepwater on June 03, 2009, 10:17:22 PM
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hard headed?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 03, 2009, 11:35:08 PM
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persistent little bugger.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: blackwolfe on June 04, 2009, 01:12:49 AM
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I cant tell what brand the vehicle is, but if it is a Dodge I wonder if he was reacting to the Ram emblem if it had one. More likely though I wonder if he could see his reflection. I could see his reflection at least once on the side.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on June 04, 2009, 07:29:56 AM
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hehe yep
I know what I would of done...........
and I think it would look very nice mounted on my Wall ;)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on June 04, 2009, 07:42:44 AM
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Sometimes, especially during the rut, males will go nuts in proving their dominance. I remember seeing photos out of Quebec in the 70's of an RCMP cruiser that was stomped to death by a bull moose. The Mountie had stopped to help a motorist, and an enraged moose charged out of the woods, battered the vehicle, and stomped it flat. The photos taken by the Mountie start after the lightbar had been torn off, shows the moose continually attacking, and continues through the moose totally flattening the passenger compartment by climbing on and stomping the car. At one point the moose had the car lifted high enough on one side it looked like he was going to roll it over.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on June 04, 2009, 10:51:08 AM
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Damn! Sounds like Marshal when he has to sleep on the couch and doesn't get his coffee... ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 04, 2009, 01:11:12 PM
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This is one of those wonderful stories that Paul Harvey tells on "The Rest of the Story".
Good read.
Old Eddie
It happens every Friday evening, almost without fail, when the sun resembles a giant orange and is starting to dip into the blue ocean.
Old Ed comes strolling along the beach to his favorite pier. Clutched in his bony hand is a bucket of shrimp. Ed walks out to the end of the pier, where it seems he almost has the world to himself. The glow of the sun is a golden bronze now.
Everybody's gone, except for a few joggers on the beach. Standing out on the end of the pier, Ed is alone with his thoughts....and his bucket of shrimp.
Before long, however, he is no longer alone. Up in the sky a thousand white dots come screeching and squawking, winging their way toward that lanky frame standing there on the end of the pier. Before long, dozens of seagulls have enveloped him, their wings fluttering and flapping wildly. Ed stands there tossing shrimp to the hungry birds. As he does, if you listen closely, you can hear him say with a smile, "Thank you. Thank you."
In a few short minutes the bucket is empty. But Ed doesn't leave. He stands there lost in thought, as though transported to another time and place. Invariably, one of the gulls lands on his sea-bleached, weather-beaten hat - an old military hat he's been wearing for years.
When he finally turns around and begins to walk back toward the beach, a few of the birds hop along the pier with him until he gets to the stairs, and then they, too, fly away. And old Ed quietly makes his way down to the end of the beach and on home.
If you were sitting there on the pier with your fishing line in the water, Ed might seem like "a funny old duck," as my dad used to
say. Or, "a guy that's a sandwich shy of a picnic," as my kids might say. To onlookers, he's just another old codger, lost in his own weird world, feeding the seagulls with a bucket full of shrimp.
To the onlooker, rituals can look either very strange or very empty. They can seem altogether unimportant ....maybe even a lot of nonsense. Old folks often do strange things, at least in the eyes of Boomers and Busters. Most of them would probably write Old Ed off, down there in Florida .
That's too bad.
They'd do well to know him better.
His full name: Eddie Rickenbacker.
He was a famous hero back in World War I.
And a civilian consultant during WWII. On one of his flying missions across the Pacific, he and his seven-member crew went down. Miraculously, all of the men survived the crash, crawled out of their plane, and climbed into a life raft.
Captain Rickenbacker and his crew floated for days on the rough waters of the Pacific. They fought the sun. They fought sharks. Most of all, they fought hunger. By the eighth day their rations ran out. No food. No water. They were hundreds of miles from land and no one knew where they were.
They needed a miracle.
That afternoon they had a simple devotional service and prayed for a miracle. They tried to nap. Eddie leaned back and pulled his military cap over his nose. Time dragged. All he could hear was the slap of the waves against the raft.
Suddenly, Eddie felt something land on the top of his cap.
It was a seagull!
Old Ed would later describe how he sat perfectly still, planning his next move. With a flash of his hand and a squawk from the gull, he managed to grab it and wring its neck. He tore the feathers off, and he and his starving crew made a meal - a very slight meal for eight men - of it. Then they used the intestines for bait. With it, they caught fish, which gave them food and more bait.....and the cycle continued. With that simple survival technique, they were able to endure the rigors of the sea until they were found and rescued, while losing only one man who succumbed to his injuries.
(after 24 days at sea...)
Eddie Rickenbacker lived many years beyond that ordeal, but he never forgot the sacrifice of that first lifesaving seagull. And he never stopped saying, "Thank you." That's why almost every Friday night he would walk to the end of the pier with a bucket full of shrimp and a heart full of gratitude.
And now you know the rest of the story.
PS: Eddie was also an Ace in WW I and started Eastern Airlines back in the 30's.
Adrift at sea
One of Rickenbacker's most famous near-death experiences occurred in October 1942. He was sent on a tour of the Pacific theater to review conditions and operations, and to personally deliver a secret message to General Douglas MacArthur. After visiting bases in Hawaii, the B-17D, 40-3089, in which he was flying went hundreds of miles off course from its first scheduled stop at Canton Island. The navigation failure was due to an out-of-true octant which introduced bias in the navigation calculations. The octant had suffered a severe shock in a pre-takeoff incident. This accident spurred the development of improved navigation tools and survival gear for aircraft. The pilots ditched the plane in the Pacific Ocean, dangerously close to Japanese-held enemy territory.
For 24 days, Rickenbacker, his friend and business partner, and the crew drifted at sea. Rickenbacker was still suffering from his prior airplane crash, his friend Hans Adamson sustained serious injuries in the water landing, and others in the crew were hurt to varying degrees. The crew's food supply ran out after three days. On the eighth day, a seagull landed on Rickenbacker's head. He painstakingly captured it, and the survivors meticulously divided it equally and used some for fishing bait. They lived on sporadic rain water and similar food "miracles". Rickenbacker assumed leadership, encouraging and browbeating the others to survive. He encouraged them to turn to Christianity for solace using Psalm 46. The U.S. Army Air Forces intended to abandon the search for the lost crew after more than two weeks, but Rickenbacker's wife convinced them to extend the search another week. Once again, the press reported that Rickenbacker had died.
Navy pilots rescued the surviving members of the crew on November 13, 1942, off the coast of Nukufetau near Samoa. The survivors were suffering from exposure, dehydration, and starvation. One serviceman had died and was buried at sea. Rickenbacker completed his assignment and delivered MacArthur's secret message, which has never been made public.
Rickenbacker initially thought that he had been lost for 21 days, and wrote a book about the experience titled Seven Came Through, published by Doubleday, Doran. It was not until later that he recalculated and corrected himself in his 1967 autobiography.
Rickenbacker's ordeal was used as an example for Alcoholics Anonymous when the first of their Twelve Traditions was formulated: Our common welfare should come first; personal recovery depends upon A.A. unity."[12]
http://www.answers.com/topic/eddie-rickenbacker
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 04, 2009, 01:29:24 PM
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I was watching an episode of NCIS a while back and it had Charles Durning as a guest star. It was about a WWII vet and one scene in the show had him showing old photos of him in uniform. They didn't look "fake", as they sometimes are in TV shows, so I did a little checking and found that he had quite an experience in the war against the Axis power in Europe, but like many of the actors of that era he didn't use his military service to promote his acting career. I've always been a fan, but never realized he was a decorated veteran until I saw him on a Memorial Day Salute on PBS a few years back, but even then didn't know what he went through.
Below is an excerpt of part of his bio with a link to the rest of it.
..........As a teen, Durning displayed the tenacious nature that would later earmark many of his film and television roles by working as an usher at a burlesque theater in Buffalo, NY. He even took to the stage there after a comic was relieved of his job for drunkenness. He also did time as a professional boxer, construction worker, elevator operator, cab driver, nightclub singer and ballroom dancer before making his stage debut in Buffalo. Unfortunately, like many men just starting out their lives at the time, world events proceeded to get in the way. When America entered World War II, Durning was drafted into the Army as a rifleman and was present at the invasion of Normandy on D-Day in 1944. The event was by all accounts a horrific one for him: among the first wave to land on Omaha Beach on June 6, he suffered machine gun wounds to his right leg and shrapnel injuries over his entire body. He also received eight stab wounds from a German soldier, whom he killed with a rock in hand-to-hand combat. As the lone survivor in his unit, Durning was immediately shipped to England to recover, and returned to the frontlines for the Battle of the Bulge in late 1944. He was once again wounded and taken prisoner by Axis forces, and was one of only a handful of POWs to survive the brutal massacre at Malmedy, in which German forces machine-gunned an engineering battalion that had been caught behind enemy lines after the American retreat and who were surrendering at the time.
Durning was shipped back to the United States and received treatment for his injuries as well as psychological trauma from his involvement in these two bloody ordeals; eventually being discharged in 1946 with three Purple Hearts and the Silver Star. Durning would later be a regular figure at events honoring World War II vets, but did not speak about his experiences until his “Evening Shade” co-star, Ossie Davis, suggested that he appear at the annual National Memorial Day Concert on the 50th anniversary of D-Day in 2004. In interviews, Durning revealed that he still struggled with the lingering physical and mental effects of his experiences. In 2004, his story was incorporated into an episode of “NCIS” (CBS, 2003- ) in which he guest-starred as a veteran who turns himself into the authorities for the accidental murder of a fellow GI at Iwo Jima.
After the war, Durning returned to his entertainment career. Despite injuries to both legs, he found regular employment as a nightclub and ballroom dancer, as well as an instructor at Fred Astaire Studios. With the help of the recent GI Bill, he also enrolled at the American Academy of Dramatic Arts and began landing stage roles in regional and touring productions.............
http://www.fancast.com/people/Charles-Durning/7149/biography/about;jsessionid=1A0B4586E623BB8FEA8E5B120FA107F0
Veteran recognition
He was nominated for an Emmy Award for his portrayal of a Marine veteran in "Call of Silence," an episode of the television series NCIS, first broadcast November 23, 2004. Drawing on his first-hand knowledge of the lingering effects of battle-induced stress, Durning's character turns himself in to authorities, insisting that he must be prosecuted for having murdered his buddy during ferocious combat on Iwo Jima six decades earlier.[4] The real truth of the incident only becomes known for certain when the guilt-stricken veteran goes through a cathartic reliving of the battlefield events.
Durning is well-known for participating in various functions to honor American veterans. He was the chairman one year of the U.S. National Salute to Hospitalized Veterans.[5]
In April 2008, Durning attended a ceremony in France where he received the National Order of the Legion of Honor, awarded to those who served with distinction in France. During the ceremony, Durning spoke about his wartime experiences. [6]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Durning
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 04, 2009, 07:07:13 PM
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Albert#Military
Military
Prior to World War II, and before his film career, Albert toured Mexico as a clown and high-wire artist with the Escalante Brothers Circus, but secretly worked for U.S. Army intelligence, photographing German U-boats in Mexican harbors.[3] On September 9, 1942, Albert enlisted in the United States Navy and was discharged in 1943 to accept an appointment as a lieutenant in the U.S. Naval Reserve. A genuine war hero, he was awarded the Bronze Star with Combat "V" for his actions during the invasion of Tarawa in November, 1943, when, as the pilot of a U.S. Coast Guard landing craft, he rescued 47 Marines who were stranded offshore (and supervised the rescue of 30 others), while under heavy enemy machine-gun fire.
Thats the short version from Wikipedia, in fact he spent most of the day doing making several trips.
But this was the quickest version to find.
Another genuinely ballsy guy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Bronson
Early life and World War II service
Bronson was born Charles Dennis Buchinski (some sources note that he was born as Karolis Bučinskis[1] Casimir Businskis[2] or Karol Buczyński[3]) in the Ehrenfeld, Pennsylvania coal-mining neighborhood of Scooptown in the Pittsburgh Tri-State area. He was one of 15 children born to a Polish[4][5][6] or Lithuanian[7][8] immigrant father of Lipka Tatar ancestry[9] and a Lithuanian mother. Both his parents were immigrants from Lithuania.[10][11][12][13] His father[7][14] was from the town of Druskininkai.[15]
Charles Bronson graduated from high school. Supposedly he was the first member of his family to do so.[7] As a young child Charles did not speak English and learned it later as a foreign language.[8] Bronson's father died when he was only 10, and he went to work in the coal mines. Initially Charles worked in the office of a coal mine, later in the mine itself.[7] Charles worked there until he entered military service during World War II.[7] He earned $1 per ton of coal mined. His family was so poor that, at one time, he reportedly had to wear his sister's dress to school because he had nothing else to wear.[16][17]
In 1943, Bronson joined the United States Army Air Forces and served as an aircraft gunner in the 760th Flexible Gunnery Training Squadron, and in 1945 as a B-29 Superfortress crewman with the 39th Bombardment Group based on Guam. He was awarded a Purple Heart for wounds received during his service
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 05, 2009, 11:40:34 AM
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WWII and Hollywood...
http://www.wyolife.com/KerryFest/WWII%20Actors.htm
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on June 11, 2009, 03:34:08 PM
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What a feel good video......
This old gal is awesome....
I hope I am just like this when I get to be that age.. Love it! :)
http://growingbolder.com/media/technology/vehicles/romancing-the-road-259598.html
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on June 11, 2009, 03:59:16 PM
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An old couple Fran & Marlo Cowan walked into the lobby of the Mayo Clinic and spotted a piano. They've been married for 62 years and he'll be 90 this year.
It's all attitude. ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 11, 2009, 05:57:31 PM
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Regular maintenance and no road salt. And I do believe that was a S&W ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on June 13, 2009, 10:55:48 AM
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Don't mess with Granny!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: deamonpi on June 16, 2009, 09:37:33 PM
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this isn't exactly non gun but I thought you guys might like this little video.
here's the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF1ZjlWb9bE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF1ZjlWb9bE)
I would love to have one of these. Or have the option to buy one.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 16, 2009, 10:06:14 PM
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That seems to get posted about every 6 months, it was a concept at SHOT show before last.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: deamonpi on June 16, 2009, 10:24:16 PM
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Well, what can I say. I'm only a little smarter than the average bear, and quite a bit slower.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 17, 2009, 12:16:22 AM
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We can wait together to see who posts it at the 2 year mark ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on June 23, 2009, 01:29:21 PM
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Large fish eats duck :o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp9BSW38bXg
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Hazcat on June 23, 2009, 01:36:42 PM
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You PECKERWAD!
;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 23, 2009, 08:15:22 PM
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Good one, Shooter...... definitely sending that one forward. ;D
And now for youold farts.....um, er.......... age challenged........
http://www.billsretroworld.com/RETROLIFE.HTM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on June 24, 2009, 12:28:23 AM
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I remember way too much of that to admit, and I'm younger than many here. We even had one of those "sunburst" clocks. Thanks for the good memories!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Pathfinder on June 24, 2009, 06:22:16 AM
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Didn't see the $.25 per gallon gas - earliest I remember.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on June 24, 2009, 08:52:53 AM
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http://www.billsretroworld.com/RETROLIFE.HTM
Thanks for the link Peg. Memories ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 24, 2009, 10:15:55 AM
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I remember .26 cent gas, before that I had not paid attention to price beyond the fact that when the parents got gas it was usually around $5 worth.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Timothy on June 24, 2009, 11:09:22 AM
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I remember filling up Big Bro's Pinto with loose change we found under the seats, gas wars where the Marathon station would use binoculars to spy the price of gas at the Meijers up the blvd and drop his price by a penny....
Cruising on a Friday night.....! ;)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on June 24, 2009, 11:22:01 AM
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Those were the days ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFgTMYEaWlc
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Kid Shelleen on June 24, 2009, 03:55:38 PM
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Thanks for the link Peg.
They really were the "Good ol' Days." It was a time of innocence.
I wish that we really could turn back the clock.....not for us but, to let the kids of today experience the innocence and happiness of those times.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on June 24, 2009, 04:34:00 PM
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I remember when those GLASS bottles of soda sold for a dime out of the vending machines and BIG candy bars were a nickel.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on June 24, 2009, 05:01:18 PM
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Anyone else remember the 10 ounce coke bottles from the vending machines?
When I worked in a gas station we used to make funnels out of them for people that needed gas out on the road. We didn't want them stealing gas cans, so we would fill any throw away gallon jug with gas; take one of those 10 ounce bottles, fill it about 90% with water, hold it in one hand and slap the palm of our other on the open mouth, and the bottom would blow out; and we would send them down the road to get their car.
Damn ...the memories ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 24, 2009, 05:10:52 PM
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Yes, with the nickle deposit ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 25, 2009, 05:31:43 PM
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My first car was a '71 Pinto.
My mom drove me to kindergarten in it when I was 5, and I drove it to high school when I turned 16.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 27, 2009, 12:04:51 PM
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Haz and Broso caught on camera while coming home from the liquor store....... enjoy....
http://blutube.policeone.com/Clip-fs.aspx?key=5E1E72EAE53841E3&overrideC
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on June 27, 2009, 12:13:00 PM
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I didn't know Haz could move that fast. ;D
FQ13
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on June 27, 2009, 12:26:19 PM
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Bail money?
Or, should we just let them stew for a while ;D
I always pictured Haz as a cat, but he shed that shirt like a lizard loosing his tail ;)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 27, 2009, 12:39:50 PM
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When that second guy gets out of jail he should apply to some football teams, a regular Walter Payton ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on June 27, 2009, 02:31:37 PM
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Thanks for the laugh, I needed that.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 03, 2009, 05:58:20 PM
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Happy 4th Everyone........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIF63jhRQcw
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 03, 2009, 07:48:30 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da7kQNedFDQ&NR=1
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: True_Texan on July 04, 2009, 03:18:58 AM
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I need to get the wetvac out to get the beer out of my keyboard now Peg and Tom. Thanks a billion (which ain't worth as much as it used to be) ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 04, 2009, 03:05:33 PM
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This is one of those that just struck me funny..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FRnh9f1NnU
And.... a classic......... LANGUAGE ALERT...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jycsQe1F-sE
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 04, 2009, 05:42:07 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by5_8SpGX-E&NR=1
The Last one ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on July 06, 2009, 12:58:19 PM
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http://majman.net/fly_loader.html
redneck fly swat ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on July 06, 2009, 02:15:00 PM
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it told me my score was "sucky" ;D.. and it was......
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 06, 2009, 02:22:20 PM
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And you, dear lady, are not alone. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 06, 2009, 02:57:46 PM
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Mine to, but I WILL get that 1 damn mosquito that's buzzing around here !
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 06, 2009, 05:07:24 PM
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today's lesson..........
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.
The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him.
They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.
At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly.
Then, to everyone’s amazement he quieted down...
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well.
He was astonished at what he saw.
With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up.
Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt.
The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up.
Each of our troubles is a stepping stone.
We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up!
Shake it off and take a step up.
Enough of that crap.
The donkey later came back, and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite got infected and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.
MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.
;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Marshal Halloway on July 07, 2009, 12:56:30 AM
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;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Marshal Halloway on July 07, 2009, 01:04:49 AM
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;D ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 07, 2009, 01:15:50 AM
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Marshall
That is the funniest thingI've heard since that Canadian DJ convinced Palin that he was Sarkozy. Classic. If you missed the Palin call, here it is.
FQ13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4aHL12vtEM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on July 07, 2009, 12:12:52 PM
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FQ, you really should show a little more respect toward the next POTUS. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 07, 2009, 12:40:43 PM
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The fact that you keep attacking a Gov. who achieved for her state energy independence (without raising taxes) and cut deeply into political corruption IN HER OWN PARTY, as well as the other, when viewed in light of your vote for a post turtle with no provable accomplishments raises serious questions about your own integrity, and/or competence.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on July 08, 2009, 12:22:06 AM
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I don't know what is going on in the Halloway home this week ;)
But, Marshal is on a roll ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 08, 2009, 12:30:37 AM
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Did you forget your midol or something? Its just plain funny. I'd have laughed as hard if they'd done it to Biden. Lighten up man.
FQ13
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 08, 2009, 12:39:38 AM
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I didn't even listen to it. (only just watched the one Marshal posted ). I just sick of hearing real Americans get crapped on by a putz that voted for a post turtle.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 08, 2009, 02:15:26 AM
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Peace, or at least an armed truce
FQ13
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on July 08, 2009, 06:51:26 AM
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How do you start a bonfire?
With a jetcar of course. ;D ;D ;D
link (http://splodetv.com/jet-car-bonfire)
Dunno how much fuel they used but looked pretty neat
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on July 08, 2009, 07:41:53 AM
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Now, That's a fire!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on July 08, 2009, 07:58:46 AM
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That bon fire reminds me of an experience a few years ago. We have a burn hole about 12 feet wide, 40 feet long and eight feet deep. Following a storm we had the hole full and mounded over ten feet high. It was packed so hard I could drive the tractor on the brush to pile it higher.
Needing to burn it down to make room for more I threw abut ten gallons of diesel fuel on it, but being a good Boy Scout I couldn't get a good burn. I then threw on about two gallons of gasoline and realized I was out of matches.
To fill the time I'm spending walking to the shed to get burn start items let me mention that it was a day like today - 85 degrees and 100% humidity. I rolled an old feed sack around a lath soaked in diesel, lit it, and threw it at the pile ... from about fifty feet away I threw it ... the explosion was unbelievable. It appears that diesel fumes settle low, and the gas was well evaporated in amongst the brush ...
Wow!
The good thing is that two hours later we were pushing brush in the completely empty hole ;)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on July 08, 2009, 08:10:52 AM
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Still got eyebrows?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: mudman on July 08, 2009, 08:41:36 AM
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F O fq
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 08, 2009, 11:07:55 AM
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The Barbary pirates proved Jefferson was a fool.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: long762range on July 08, 2009, 11:56:08 AM
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Woo! It would be a bad thing to start that car in the garage. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 08, 2009, 01:50:17 PM
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Subject: Need any more proof?
Need any more proof that our value system is fully out of control?
Ed McMahon died. He was a great entertainer, but prior to his stage accomplishments he was a distinguished Marine Corps fighter pilot in WWII earning six Air Medals and attaining the rank of Colonel. He was discharged in 1946 and was later promoted to the rank of Brigadier General in the CA Air National Guard.
Farrah Fawcett died after a long career in Hollywood as an actress. After she was diagnosed with cancer, she became an activist for cancer treatment and devoted her last remaining years encouraging people to seek treatment. She documented her plight on film and used it to encourage others to stay positive and upbeat despite their diagnosis and suffering.
Michael Jackson died. He was perhaps one of the greatest singers of modern time. He will also be remembered for his eccentric
lifestyle that included sleeping with a chimpanzee, living in a carnival-like atmosphere at Neverland, his fascination with Peter Pan,
and his numerous masks and costumes. He also admitted to finding pleasure sleeping with young boys and paying out millions of dollars in settlements to the families of these boys despite being acquitted by a court on one allegation of sexual molestation.
QUESTION - Which of the above did the House of Representatives declare a moment of silence for today?
(Hint - It wasn't the first two.)
QUESTION - Which of the above's family received a personal note of condolence from President Obama?
(Hint - It wasn't the first two.)
Action by the House and the President is completely understandable since they have a common bond in their thinking.
Namely, All of these people manage to "steal" other people's money under false pretenses.
In Jackson's case, he managed to go 400 Million in debt, with no intention of ever paying it back.
This is the real reason he is held in extreme esteem by the House and the President.
He is their kind of guy.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 08, 2009, 03:44:41 PM
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Peg, I don't think he actually got pleasure from that part of it ::)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 08, 2009, 03:51:30 PM
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FQ13 who will be in the corner
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: deepwater on July 08, 2009, 10:15:20 PM
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FQ.. why go to the corner? I thought the only one that would stand up and defend him against such slander would be you. are you starting to turn? :D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 08, 2009, 10:26:01 PM
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FQ13
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: deepwater on July 08, 2009, 11:10:56 PM
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just saying, agreeing with your nemesis 2 or 3 times in one day and of course your history of speaking up for the underdog (real or percieved), right or wrong, I didn't expect that kind of response.
is it too early to welcome you to our side?
edit:
don't worry, as far as the war dept goes... no compliment needed, I know I got a good one. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 08, 2009, 11:14:04 PM
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FQ13
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on July 09, 2009, 11:01:06 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srzrfuw8QqM&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srzrfuw8QqM&NR=1)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 09, 2009, 11:05:03 AM
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A SOLDIER'S VIEW OF MJ'S DEATH........
This is written by a young man serving his third tour of duty in Iraq. Thought you might find his take on the Michael Jackson news interesting.
......................................................................................
Okay, I need to rant.
I was just watching the news, and I caught part of a report on Michael Jackson. As we all know, Jackson died the other day. He was an entertainer who performed for decades. He made millions, he spent Millions, and he did a lot of things that make him a villain to many people. I understand that his death would affect a lot of people, and I respect those people who mourn his death, but that isn't the point of my rant.
Why is it that when ONE man dies, the whole of America loses their minds with grief. When a man dies whose only contribution to the Country was to ENTERTAIN people, the American people find the need to flock to a memorial in Hollywood, and even Congress sees the need to hold a "moment of silence" for his passing?
Am I missing something here? ONE man dies, and all of a sudden he's a freaking martyr because he entertained us for a few decades? What about all those SOLDIERS who have died to give us freedom? All those Soldiers who, knowing that they would be asked to fight in a war, still raised their hands and swore to defend the Constitution and the United States of America. Where is their moment of silence? Where are the people flocking to their graves or memorials and mourning over them because they made the ultimate sacrifice? Why is it when a Soldier dies, there are more people saying "good riddance," and "thank God for IEDs?" When did this country become so calloused to the Sacrifice of GOOD MEN and WOMEN, that they can arbitrarily blow off their deaths, and instead, throw themselves into mourning for a "Pop Icon?"
I think that if they are going to hold a moment of silence IN CONGRESS For Michael Jackson, they need to hold a moment of silence for every Service member killed in Iraq and Afghanistan. They need to PUBLICLY recognize every life that has been lost so that the American people can live their callous little lives in the luxury and freedom that WE, those that are living and those that have gone on, have provided for them. But, wait, that would take too much time, because there have been so many willing to make that sacrifice. After all, we will never make millions of dollars. We will never star in movies, or write hit songs that the world will listen too. We only shed our blood, sweat and tears so that people can enjoy what they have.
Sorry if I have offended, but I needed to say it. Remember these five words the next time you think of someone who is serving in the military; "So that others may live..."
A couple of edits,
First, I don't know if this was actually written by a serving soldier, I don't care either as the source does not effect the accuracy of what is written.
Secondly, I don't care if it offends anyone.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: jaybet on July 09, 2009, 03:21:00 PM
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Yep, that about sums it up.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: mudman on July 09, 2009, 03:40:26 PM
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I VOTE WITH JAY AMEN
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on July 10, 2009, 01:22:04 AM
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I give a big HIP HIP HORRAY for that !!
Now.. on a lighter note...
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/pet.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/pet7.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/pet8.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/image011111111.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/image010101010.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/pet9.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/pet2.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/pet6jpg.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/image015151515.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/pet3jpg.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/image005544.jpg)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Texas_Bryan on July 10, 2009, 05:51:33 AM
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A cartoonist couldn't have drawn a better expression on that pug's face! ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on July 10, 2009, 08:25:58 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcVllWpwGs
;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on July 10, 2009, 08:28:58 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXbtbsUy8lw
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on July 11, 2009, 06:41:39 PM
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30mm sounds good to me for the sick bastards!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on July 13, 2009, 02:18:44 AM
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Union Loafers
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Pathfinder on July 13, 2009, 05:51:09 AM
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No, way too quick. Gut shot with a .45 HP and left somewhere. Let sepsis work its ugly little way. 3-4 days I think.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on July 13, 2009, 06:37:40 AM
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Tornado 1 Train 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-smEEHYdGQ
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 13, 2009, 03:45:08 PM
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Tornado didn't seem to concerned with that horn. Thought it would get REAL spectacular when I saw the tank car coming straight for the camera.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 13, 2009, 07:24:00 PM
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WOW...That was a unique perspective on a train wreck.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: BAC on July 13, 2009, 10:02:00 PM
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Are you talking about the video, or do you know someone inside the Obama administration? ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on July 14, 2009, 07:39:05 AM
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little from column A and a little from column B
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on July 18, 2009, 12:02:48 AM
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Hal Wright... Newsman
Bill Geist met 92 year old Hal Wright, the Publisher, Editor, Reporter, and Photographer for the Sierra Booster Newspaper in Loyalton, Calif. Hal was also the Sierra Booster?s only paperboy, with a very unique way of delivering the news.
Watch CBS Videos Online
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: True_Texan on July 18, 2009, 12:32:11 AM
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Imagine if more of the "Younger Generation", which I am pretty sure I am still apart of, had his kind of work ethic. There wouldn't be so many lazy ass people out there with their hand out and those that think everything is just owed to them. Luckily for me, my mother and father raised me to work hard and I was never just given anything unless I worked for it. Hope I can pass the same ideals to my child and from other posts, I can tell many of you other parents are doing or have done a fine job raising your kids the right way as well.
Gotta give a bit of credit to Bill Geist. He got in that plane with a 92 year old. Not sure if I would trust someone 10 years younger to even drive a car. He did seem to have a good bit of git along in his step though and I did have a great aunt that could out drive any teenager. She was 95 when I would ride along (she wouldn't let me drive for her) but she quit driving at 98 and soon after died.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Hazcat on July 18, 2009, 09:37:04 AM
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WAAAAYY COOOOOOL!
I would love to really sit and talk to that man but I have a feeling he never stays still long enough! ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on July 18, 2009, 03:49:02 PM
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If I had been there when he scampered across the street he would have made me look really bad. It is one thing to be active or alert as you age, but this guy has both beyond what many dream of.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Kid Shelleen on July 18, 2009, 04:13:30 PM
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What a great gent. I'll bet that he has more good stories than you can shake a stick at. It will be a sad day for all his subscribers, and for the rest of us, when he delivers papers no more.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on July 18, 2009, 06:28:13 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuayUN1Ihd8
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: True_Texan on July 20, 2009, 09:29:31 PM
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Guess with BHO pushing commie agendas the Russians have more time to play with their vodka!
http://www.break.com/index/russian-vodka-tricks.html
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on July 22, 2009, 10:34:05 AM
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Kokomo remix.... Military style ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuVs5G5C5tE
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Majer on July 22, 2009, 09:46:46 PM
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Who says the British Navy has no sense of humour
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DerD7RNMbDQ&feature=related
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Majer on July 22, 2009, 10:13:40 PM
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In response the British Army had this to say...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeLwZUObVgY&feature=related
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on July 23, 2009, 10:49:05 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23oLub3_snk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23oLub3_snk)
It appears to be a John Wayne night on amc, and I like it!
If I'm gonna be stuck at the desk on call I might as well have something good to watch.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on July 24, 2009, 09:18:15 AM
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Vegetarians, from the other point of view!
hahahaaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKTsWjbjQ8E&
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Pathfinder on July 24, 2009, 09:28:51 AM
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Too damn funny!
"What was that I saw wandering around here earlier?
The cat? ? ?
That'll do."
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 24, 2009, 10:27:46 AM
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Thanks, Phil....that was funny stuff.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Big Frank on July 24, 2009, 02:41:25 PM
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Good one Phil. There's nothing wrong with eating cat anyway.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 24, 2009, 02:43:23 PM
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Just ask Alf........
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: True_Texan on July 25, 2009, 02:53:21 PM
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Turtle Porn!!!!
http://www.break.com/index/the-north-american-humping-tortoise.html
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 25, 2009, 02:59:32 PM
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That was just plain wrong......funny....but wrong....... ;D
Side note: Saw the exact same thing a few years ago at the Alligator Farm in St. Augustine.
Happened just like that.
Noise and all.
:o
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Big Frank on July 25, 2009, 03:07:59 PM
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That noise sounded kind of familiar.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 25, 2009, 04:12:06 PM
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Redneck power windows...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFXU43-Jgeo
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on July 26, 2009, 01:37:10 AM
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hahah
found the red neck all wheel drive
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-Lnfpulwjc&NR=1
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 26, 2009, 12:45:56 PM
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More neat stuff for the do it yourselfer on drugs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6P1kTwHUuU&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KYOu2oKZJ0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O_Q3U33AUA&feature=related
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: CDR on July 26, 2009, 01:47:33 PM
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Is it true the turtle is named "JFK"?
She looked bored.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: long762range on July 27, 2009, 12:31:12 PM
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For Sale to Discriminating Owners
http://www.prideaircraft.com/flanker.htm
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ericire12 on July 27, 2009, 12:35:12 PM
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Would have to be "Free to a good home" for me to get an opportunity
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 27, 2009, 03:29:59 PM
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You'd still have to find a way to pay for fuel .
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on July 29, 2009, 03:35:47 PM
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This is SO awesome!
End Zone angle of the final play of Trinity vs. Millsaps Football. Down 24-16 with just over two minutes to go, Trinity's Riley Curry scored to cut the lead to 24-22. After a missed two point conversion attempt, Trinity's defense held Millsaps to a three-and-out without using any timeouts. The Tigers were left with two seconds and 60 yards to go for a score. 15 laterals and 62 seconds later, Trinity crossed the goal line to win the game and take the upper hand in the conference standings. Seven of the 11 players for Trinity touched the ball
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on July 29, 2009, 04:19:29 PM
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This is the worst ever... hahahahahaha But I love it!
I will have that stupid song on my mind for days... ;D ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 31, 2009, 03:02:13 PM
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If somebody is unable to understand THIS explanation, I have serious doubts about their ability to even function in society, much less run our country!
As the late Adrian Rogers said, "you cannot multiply wealth by dividing it."
READ ON BELOW ABOUT THE CLASS EXPERIMENT........VERY CLEAR TO ME !!!!!
Professor is a Genius
An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had once failed an entire class.
That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.
The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan".
All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A.
After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.
As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little. The second test average was a D! No one was happy.
When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.
The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.
All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.
Could not be any simpler than that.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on July 31, 2009, 06:25:57 PM
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Luckiest People On The Planet
http://www.break.com/index/luckiest-people-on-the-planet.html
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Hazcat on August 02, 2009, 04:12:07 PM
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Dallas Morning News
David McClure of McKinney: A senior moment ... at 48?
David McClure teaches science and coaches at Faubion Middle School in McKinney. He is also a “Teacher Voices” volunteer columnist.
$5.37. That's what the kid behind the counter at Taco Bueno said to me. I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and something that used to be a Jolly Rancher.
Having already handed the kid a five-spot, I started to head back out to the truck to grab some change when the kid with the Emo hairdo said the harshest thing anyone has ever said to me. He said, "It's OK. I'll just give you the senior citizen discount." I turned to see who he was talking to and then heard the sound of change hitting the counter in front of me. "Only $4.68" he said cheerfully. I stood there stupefied. I am 48, not even 50 yet a mere child! Senior citizen?
I took my burrito and walked out to the truck wondering what was wrong with Emo. Was he blind? As I sat in the truck, my blood began to boil. Old? Me? I'll show him, I thought. I opened the door and headed back inside. I strode to the counter, and there he was waiting with a smile. Before I could say a word, he held up something and jingled it in front of me, like I could be that easily distracted! What am I now? A toddler? "Dude! Can't get too far without your car keys, he?" I stared with utter disdain at the keys. I began to rationalize in my mind. "Leaving keys behind hardly makes a man elderly! It could happen to anyone!"
I turned and headed back to the truck. I slipped the key into the ignition, but it wouldn't turn. What now? I checked my keys and tried another. Still nothing. That's when I noticed the purple beads hanging from my rearview mirror. I had no purple beads hanging from my rearview mirror. Then, a few other objects came into focus. The car seat in the back seat. Happy Meal toys spread all over the floorboard. A partially eaten doughnut on the dashboard. Faster than you can say ginkgo biloba, I flew out of the alien vehicle.
Moments later I was speeding out of the parking lot, relieved to finally be leaving this nightmarish stop in my life. That is when I felt it, deep in the bowels of my stomach: hunger! My stomach growled and churned, and I reached to grab my burrito, only it was nowhere to be found. I swung the truck around, gathered my courage, and strode back into the restaurant one final time. There Emo stood, draped in youth and black nail polish. All I could think was, "What is the world coming to?" All I could say was, "Did I leave my food and drink in here?" At this point I was ready to ask a Boy Scout to help me back to my vehicle, and then go straight home and apply for Social Security benefits. Emo had no clue.
I walked back out to the truck, and suddenly a young lad came up and tugged on my jeans to get my attention. He was holding up a drink and a bag. His mother explained, "I think you left this in my truck by mistake." I took the food and drink from the little boy and sheepishly apologized. She offered these kind words: "It's OK. My grandfather does stuff like this all the time."
All of this is to explain how I got a ticket doing 85 in a 40. Yes, I was racing some punk kid in a Toyota Prius. And no, I told the officer, I'm not too old to be driving this fast. As I walked in the front door, my wife met me halfway down the hall. I handed her a bag of cold food and a $300 speeding ticket. I promptly sat in my rocking chair and covered up my legs with a blanky. The good news was I had successfully found my way home.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 05, 2009, 05:18:04 PM
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This is a very interesting test. The FBI used to use a very similar test in the training of their employees.
Facial Recognition
This is a test to see how well you can remember.
There are two parts - A and B, and each part will have 12 photos of faces. You only have a short time, 4 seconds, to see each face before the program moves to the next face. Part A will begin and when that is finished you can start Part B. When Part B is finished, the test will begin.
The test will consist of showing 48 faces and below each face
you will have a choice of choosing whether you have seen the face, either in Part A or in Part B, or whether or not you have seen the face at all. After you have made your selection for face number 48, your score will appear and you will be able to see how you scored.
Good luck.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/tmt/instructions_1.shtml
(((I got 100% on the first part... 70% on the 2nd part )))
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: cookie62 on August 05, 2009, 09:17:57 PM
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92 and 68%
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: True_Texan on August 05, 2009, 10:41:32 PM
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I was expecting some scary picture to pop up. One of those Internet picture pranks. I was dreading the picture of Pelosi. ;D To my relief, it didn't happen.
Recognition Score: 100%
Temporal Memory Score: 87%
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on August 06, 2009, 03:49:09 AM
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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1100701/lego_beer_song/
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 06, 2009, 10:06:49 AM
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Its so hot in Texas.......................................
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/general/hotintexas.jpg)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on August 06, 2009, 10:24:23 AM
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Now THAT'S hot!!! ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 06, 2009, 03:48:26 PM
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Scary....we scored the same thing......... :o :o ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ericire12 on August 06, 2009, 07:23:30 PM
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Get out your tin foil hats boys.....
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918118
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on August 07, 2009, 12:10:57 AM
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Animals Getting Drunk ( A little like being at Haz's place when deepwater was there the other week )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtPplZnPuMA
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 07, 2009, 07:59:24 AM
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(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/TV_vs.jpg)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 07, 2009, 01:36:07 PM
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Got this from Warhawke...
I love 'em... ;D
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/weinerstick.jpg)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on August 07, 2009, 04:49:08 PM
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ADULT WARNING - Read this one alone please ...
I'm riding through a college town the other day, and as is typical you pass, get passed or end up waiting behind the same car several times. I see this basic college student "bomb" a few times with a couple of co-eds cruising through town. At one signal I'm behind them reading the bumper stickers ... several of them of verying interest and humor ... I come to one, and this is the quandry, that says "Friends Swallow" ... Would this be the proper time to ride up along side and introduce myself ::)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Ping on August 07, 2009, 04:54:35 PM
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Yes sir, indeed it is and throw on the charm. ;)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on August 07, 2009, 05:18:55 PM
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Depends upon whether or not the spousal unit was with you. ;D
If not, take a saying from Bill Clinton: "Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'!"
What's that, Teresa? The corner? Yes ma'am. :(
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on August 07, 2009, 05:32:54 PM
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Is thinking what you said as bad as saying it!?
Richard
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: True_Texan on August 07, 2009, 06:05:23 PM
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Obama's Army??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkt1vAX0MRM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on August 08, 2009, 03:51:11 PM
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Ok ... Not totally non-gun, but think "tractor pull" ...
(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e330/m58/dsc07450.jpg)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 08, 2009, 06:20:36 PM
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Subject: America 's Top 10 Poverty Cities
City, State and % of People Below the Poverty Level !
1. Detroit , MI 32.5%
2. Buffalo , NY 29.9%
3. Cincinnati , OH 27.8%
4. Cleveland , OH 27.0%
5. Miami , FL 26.9%
5. St. Louis , MO 26.8%
7. El Paso , TX 26.4%
8. Milwaukee , WI 26.2%
9. Philadelphia , PA 25.1%
10. Newark , NJ 24.2%
SOURCE:
U.S. Census Bureau, 2006 American Community Survey, August 2007
What do the top ten cities (over 250,000) with the highest poverty
rate all have in common?
Detroit , MI (1st on the poverty rate list) has not elected a Republican
mayor since 1962;
Buffalo, NY (2nd) hasn't elected one since 1962;
Cincinnati , OH (3rd)...since 1980;
Cleveland , OH (4th)...since 1980;
Miami , FL (5th) has never had a Republican mayor;
St. Louis , MO (6th)....since 1949;
El Paso , TX (7th) has never had a Republican mayor;
Milwaukee , WI (8th)...since 1908;
Philadelphia , PA (9th)...since 1952;
Newark , NJ (10th)...since 1907.
APPROPRIATE QUOTE:
Albert Einstein once said, 'The definition of insanity is doing the
same thing over and over again and expecting different results.'
UNDENIABLE TRUTH:
"You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away people's
initiative and independence.
You cannot help people permanently by doing for them
what they could and should do for themselves."
--Abraham Lincoln
.....and Mr. Obama, you are no Abe Lincoln.
CONCLUSION:
It is the poor who habitually elect re-elect Democrats --- yet they
are still POOR !!!
PS:
To date, more than 5.5 million good-paying manufacturing jobs have left
the shores of America forever due to NAFTA and GATT... both promoted
& signed into law by President Bill Clinton (D). Unions were the biggest
loosers, yet they still vote for Democrats! (Repeat Einstein's quote above.)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 09, 2009, 11:38:44 PM
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In the faint light of the attic, an old man, tall and stooped, bent his great frame and made his way to a stack of boxes that sat near one of the little half-windows. Brushing aside a wisp of cobwebs, he tilted the top box toward the light and began to carefully lift out one old photograph album after another. Eyes once bright but now dim searched longingly for the source that had drawn him here.
It began with the fond recollection of the love of his life, long gone, and somewhere in these albums was a photo of her he hoped to rediscover. Silent as a mouse, he patiently opened the long buried treasures and soon was lost in a sea of memories. Although his world had not stopped spinning when his wife left it, the past was more alive in his heart than his present aloneness.
Setting aside one of the dusty albums, he pulled from the box what appeared to be a journal from his grown son's childhood. He could not recall ever having seen it before, or that his son had ever kept a journal. Why did Elizabeth always save the children's old junk? he wondered, shaking his white head.
Opening the yellowed pages, he glanced over a short reading, and his lips curved in an unconscious smile. Even his eyes brightened as he read the words that spoke clear and sweet to his soul. It was the voice of the little boy who had grown up far too fast in this very house, and whose voice had grown fainter and fainter over the years. In the utter silence of the attic, the words of a guileless six-year-old worked their magic and carried the old man back to a time almost totally forgotten.
Entry after entry stirred a sentimental hunger in his heart like the longing a gardener feels in the winter for the fragrance of spring flowers. But it was accompanied by the painful memory that his son's simple recollections of those days were far different from his own. But how different?
Reminded that he had kept a daily journal of his business activities over the years, he closed his son's journal and turned to leave, having forgotten the cherished photo that originally triggered his search. Hunched over to keep from bumping his head on the rafters, the old man stepped to the wooden stairway and made his descent, then headed down a carpeted stairway that led to the den.
Opening a glass cabinet door, he reached in and pulled out an old business journal. Turning, he sat down at his desk and placed the two journals beside each other. His was leather-bound and engraved neatly with his name in gold, while his son's was tattered and the name Jimmy had been nearly scuffed from its surface. He ran a long skinny finger over the letters, as though he could restore what had been worn away with time and use.
As he opened his journal, the old man's eyes fell upon an inscription that stood out because it was so brief in comparison to other days. In his own neat handwriting were these words:
Wasted the whole day fishing with Jimmy. Didn't catch a thing.
With a deep sigh and a shaking hand, he took Jimmy's journal and found the boy's entry for the same day, June 4. Large scrawling letters, pressed deeply into the paper, read:
Went fishing with my Dad. Best day of my life.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 11, 2009, 03:50:53 PM
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Thanks, M'ette.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: True_Texan on August 11, 2009, 09:56:47 PM
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Europe trip shows girlfriend to be a bit off kilter:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918771
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: cookie62 on August 11, 2009, 10:10:36 PM
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WHOOPS ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 12, 2009, 01:02:11 AM
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Lesson #3 Don't get involved with a women to stupid to remember you left the country.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: blackwolfe on August 12, 2009, 01:31:40 AM
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Three of the rules of life.
1. Never eat at a place called Ma's.
2. Never play poker with a guy named "Doc."
3. Never sleep with someone that has more problems than you do.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Pathfinder on August 12, 2009, 06:10:17 AM
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That is effing . . . . something. I was going to say awesome but that just isn't the right word. Weird, sad, stunningly stupid - well, these come a bit closer. Wow.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on August 12, 2009, 08:06:37 AM
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hahaha ops
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 12, 2009, 10:55:50 AM
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At least he had the sense to be rid of the stupid self absorbed wench!
Imagine NOT hearing your boyfriend talk about going to Europe and calling to tell you goodbye.. ::)
She's one of those people I know who would drive me up the wall with her incessant chatter about "Her self..her life and nothing"
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on August 12, 2009, 01:13:16 PM
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+1000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 12, 2009, 04:01:20 PM
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yep......
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on August 12, 2009, 04:06:47 PM
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Common sense prevents me from pointing out that the female in that picture is a blonde. ;D
yes dear, I'm headed to the corner right now.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 12, 2009, 04:50:55 PM
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A mere coincidence.............yeah, that's it.....coincidence.........that's my story and I'm stickin' to it.
We got any hot wings left in the corner?
;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on August 12, 2009, 04:55:07 PM
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Sure, c'mon over. I'll save you one or two. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Hazcat on August 12, 2009, 04:56:09 PM
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Not sure about the wings but I got same brats and hot Italian sausage started.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 12, 2009, 04:57:06 PM
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Outstanding......cards or darts?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Hazcat on August 12, 2009, 04:58:05 PM
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Darts! ;D
(I actually got my board hung recently! And since I'm a bachelor it's in the living room! ;) )
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 12, 2009, 05:06:08 PM
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That's where I had mine.....before I got hitched..........now it's in a closet somewhere........... and it's a nice 'un too....don't know why she wouldn't let me hang it in the den.........
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on August 12, 2009, 05:08:00 PM
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Lucky board. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 13, 2009, 08:46:00 PM
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http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/126
First Lady Requires More Than Twenty Attendants
Recession, Depression, What, Michelle Worry?
July 7, 2009 Dr. Paul L. Williams
In my own life, in my own small way, I have tried to give back to this country that has given me so much," she said. "See, that's why I left a job at a big law firm for a career in public service, " Michelle Obama
No, Michele Obama does not get paid to serve as the First Lady and she doesn't perform any official duties. But this hasn't deterred her from hiring an unprecedented number of staffers to cater to her every whim and to satisfy her every request in the midst of the Great Recession. Just think Mary Lincoln was taken to task for purchasing china for the White House during the Civil War. And Mamie Eisenhower had to shell out the salary for her personal secretary.
How things have changed! If you're one of the tens of millions of Americans facing certain destitution, earning less than subsistence wages stocking the shelves at Wal-Mart or serving up McDonald cheeseburgers, prepare to scream and then come to realize that the benefit package for these servants of Miz Michelle are the same as members of the national security and defense departments and the bill for these assorted lackeys is paid by John Q. Public:
1. $172,2000 - Sher, Susan (Chief Of Staff)
2. $140,000 - Frye, Jocelyn C. (Deputy Assistant to the President and Director of Policy And Projects For The First Lady)
3. $113,000 - Rogers, Desiree G. (Special Assistant to the President and White House Social Secretary)
4. $102,000 - Johnston, Camille Y. (Special Assistant to the President and Director of Communications for the First Lady)
5. Winter, Melissa E. (Special Assistant to the President and Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
6. $90,000 - Medina, David S. (Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
7. $84,000 - Lelyveld, Catherine M. (Director and Press Secretary to the First Lady)
8. $75,000 - Starkey, Frances M. (Director of Scheduling and Advance for the First Lady)
9. $70,000 - Sanders, Trooper (Deputy Director of Policy and Projects for the First Lady)
10. $65,000 - Burnough, Erinn J. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
11. Reinstein, Joseph B. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
12. $62,000 - Goodman, Jennifer R. (Deputy Director of Scheduling and Events Coordinator For The First Lady)
13. $60,000 - Fitts, Alan O. (Deputy Director of Advance and Trip Director for the First Lady)
14. Lewis, Dana M. (Special Assistant and Personal Aide to the First Lady)
15. $52,500 - Mustaphi, Semonti M. (Associate Director and Deputy Press Secretary To The First Lady)
16. $50,000 - Jarvis, Kristen E. (Special Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aide To The First Lady)
17. $45,000 - Lechtenberg, Tyler A. (Associate Director of Correspondence For The First Lady)
18. Tubman, Samantha (Deputy Associate Director, Social Office)
19. $40,000 - Boswell, Joseph J. (Executive Assistant to the Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
20. $36,000 - Armbruster, Sally M. (Staff Assistant to the Social Secretary)
21. Bookey, Natalie (Staff Assistant)
22. Jackson, Deilia A. (Deputy Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady)
There has never been anyone in the White House at any time who has created such an army of staffers whose sole duties are the facilitation of the First Lady's social life. One wonders why she needs so much help, at taxpayer expense, when even Hillary, only had three; Jackie Kennedy one; Laura Bush one; and prior to Mamie Eisenhower social help came from the President's own pocket.
Note: This does not include makeup artist Ingrid Grimes-Miles, 49, and "First Hairstylist" Johnny Wright, 31, both of whom travelled aboard Air Force One to Europe.
Copyright 2009 Canada Free Press.Com canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/12652 <http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/12652>
Yeh, I know, The Canadian Free Press has to publish this because the USA media is too scared they might be considered racist. Sorry America!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ericire12 on August 14, 2009, 09:28:52 AM
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Not really non gun stuff, but whatever.....
(http://images2.cafepress.com/product/69426842v6_350x350_Front.jpg)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on August 14, 2009, 09:59:13 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYEYbmgp0bY :o
;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Big Frank on August 14, 2009, 06:00:39 PM
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I thought that was serious until it was halfway through. Very funny.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 14, 2009, 09:12:51 PM
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When the spider on THC built a hammock I knew it was a joke ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Kid Shelleen on August 14, 2009, 10:11:41 PM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: True_Texan on August 15, 2009, 02:44:42 AM
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This is just for fun... Don't take it seriously because according to this, I would never be able to die from drinking.
http://www.barstools.net/booze_death/
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: True_Texan on August 17, 2009, 10:40:35 PM
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http://www.abc15.com/content/news/phoenixmetro/central/story/Drug-trends-Find-out-where-your-kids-could-be/4yTw374Uz0CMvHxa__HwUw.cspx
Apparently kids are doing "anal beer bongs" and "tampon shots" now.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 19, 2009, 11:13:45 AM
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(http://www.smileyx.com/smilies/mad0235.gif)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on August 19, 2009, 01:28:34 PM
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(http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp225/tt11758/wtf-cat.jpg)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 20, 2009, 12:15:59 PM
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AMAZING and Spellbinding!~~
Competitors of the 6th International Circus Festival of Budapest, 2006.
We are definitely going to see this when we are at Vegas next time.
Cirque du Soleil® weaves an aquatic tapestry of artistry, surrealism and theatrical romance in the timeless production, "O™." The international cast of world-class acrobats, synchronized swimmers, divers and characters perform in, on, and above water to create a breathtaking experience in a magnificent theatre reminiscent of a European opera house.
cirque du solei
Marco Lorador Paulo Lorador
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 20, 2009, 12:31:02 PM
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16 shots of Rum..
22 bottles of bud light.
RIP Teresa.........(http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/thud.gif)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 20, 2009, 12:44:50 PM
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Surveillance video caught an 18-year-old Alonzo Rucker, of Beloit, running into a bar filled with off-duty police officers from Eau Claire. The officers took Rucker down, thinking he was trying to rob the place
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 20, 2009, 02:33:17 PM
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Reminds me of the story of the genius who decided to rob the local Mafia poker game.
He walked in with his mask and a Double barrel shot gun and fired a round into the ceiling.
He was so impressed with the way every one cowered that he fired ANOTHER round into the ceiling.
His body was never found.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: long762range on August 20, 2009, 04:27:15 PM
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It would take 40 Mojitos to kill me. 8)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 20, 2009, 04:58:21 PM
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This is long.. but sooo very worth the time to read it.
They told me the big black Lab's name was Reggie as I looked at him lying in his pen. The shelter was clean, no-kill, and the people really friendly. I'd only been in the area for six months, but everywhere I went in the small college town, people were welcoming and open. Everyone waves when you pass them on the street.
But something was still missing as I attempted to settle in to my new life here, and I thought a dog couldn't hurt. Give me someone to talk to. And I had just seen Reggie's advertisement on the local news. The shelter said they had received numerous calls right after, but they said the people who had come down to see him just didn't look like "Lab people," whatever that meant. They must've thought I did.
But at first, I thought the shelter had misjudged me in giving me Reggie and his things, which consisted of a dog pad, bag of toys almost all of which were brand new tennis balls, his dishes, and a sealed letter from his previous owner. See, Reggie and I didn't really hit it off when we got home. We struggled for two weeks (which is how long the shelter told me to give him to adjust to his new home). Maybe it was the fact that I was trying to adjust, too. Maybe we were too much alike.
For some reason, his stuff (except for the tennis balls - he wouldn't go anywhere without two stuffed in his mouth) got tossed in with all of my other unpacked boxes. I guess I didn't really think he'd need all his old stuff, that I'd get him new things once he settled in
But it became pretty clear pretty soon that he wasn't going to.
I tried the normal commands the shelter told me he knew, ones like "sit" and "stay" and "come" and "heel," and
he'd follow them - when he felt like it. He never really seemed to listen when I called his name - sure, he'd look in my direction after the fourth of fifth time I said it, but then he'd just go back to doing whatever. When I'd ask again, you could almost see him sigh and then grudgingly obey.
This just wasn't going to work. He chewed a couple shoes and some unpacked boxes. I was a little too stern with him and he resented it, I could tell. The friction got so bad that I couldn't wait for the two weeks to be up, and when it was, I was in full-on search mode for my cellphone amid all of my unpacked stuff. I remembered leaving it on the stack of boxes for the guest room, but I also mumbled, rather cynically, that the "damn dog probably hid it on me."
Finally I found it, but before I could punch up the shelter's number, I also found his pad and other toys from the shelter.. I tossed the pad in Reggie's direction and he snuffed it and wagged, some of the most enthusiasm I'd seen since bringing him home. But then I called, "Hey, Reggie, you like that? Come here and I'll give you a treat." Instead, he sort of glanced in my direction - maybe "glared" is more accurate - and then gave a discontented sigh and flopped down with his back to me.
Well, that's not going to do it either, I thought. And I punched the shelter phone number.
But I hung up when I saw the sealed envelope. I had completely forgotten about that, too. "Okay, Reggie," I said out loud, "let's see if your previous owner has any advice.".........
_______________________________________
To Whoever Gets My Dog:
Well, I can't say that I'm happy you're reading this, a letter I told the shelter could only be opened by Reggie's new owner. I'm not even happy writing it. If you're reading this, it means I just got back from my last car ride with my Lab after dropping him off at the shelter. He knew something was different. I have packed up his pad and toys before and set them by the back door before a trip, but this time... it's like he knew something was wrong.
And something is wrong... which is why I have to go to try to make it right.
So let me tell you about my Lab in the hopes that it will help you bond with him and he with you. First, he loves tennis balls.
The more the merrier. Sometimes I think he's part squirrel, the way he hordes them. He usually always has two in his mouth, and he tries to get a third in there.
Hasn't done it yet. Doesn't matter where you throw them, he'll bound after it, so be careful - really don't do it by any roads. I made that mistake once, and it almost cost him dearly.
Next, commands. Maybe the shelter staff already told you, but I'll go over them again: Reggie knows the obvious ones - "sit," "stay," "come," "heel."
He knows hand signals: "back" to turn around and go back when you put your hand straight up; and "over" if you put your hand out right or left. "Shake" for shaking water off, and "paw" for a high-five.
He does "down" when he feels like lying down - I bet you could work on that with him some more. He knows "ball" and "food" and "bone" and "treat" like nobody's business.
I trained Reggie with small food treats. Nothing opens his ears like little pieces of hot dog.
Feeding schedule: twice a day, once about seven in the morning, and again at six in the evening. Regular store-bought stuff; the shelter has the brand.
He's up on his shots. Call the clinic on 9th Street and update his info with yours; they'll make sure to send you reminders for when he's due.
Be forewarned: Reggie hates the vet. Good luck getting him in the car -
I don't know how he knows when it's time to go to the vet, but he knows.
Finally, give him some time. I've never been married, so it's only been Reggie
and me for his whole life. He's gone everywhere with me, so please include him on your daily car rides if you can. He sits well in the backseat, and he doesn't bark or complain. He just loves to be around people, and me most especially.
Which means that this transition is going to be hard, with him going to live with someone new.
And that's why I need to share one more bit of info with you.... His name is not Reggie.
I don't know what made me do it, but when I dropped him off at the shelter, I told them his name was Reggie. He's a smart dog, he'll get used to it and will respond to it, of that I have no doubt. but I just couldn't bear to give them his real name. For me to do that, it seemed so final, that handing him over to the shelter was as good as me admitting that I'd never see him again. And if I end up coming back, getting him, and tearing up this letter, it means everything's fine. But if someone else is reading it, well... well it means that his new owner should know his real name.
It'll help you bond with him. Who knows, maybe you'll even notice a change in his demeanor if he's been giving you problems.
His real name is Tank.
Because that is what I drive.
Again, if you're reading this and you're from the area, maybe my name has been on the news. I told the shelter that they couldn't make "Reggie" available for adoption until they received word from my company commander. See, my parents are gone, I have no siblings, no one I could've left Tank with... and it was my only real request of the Army upon my deployment to Iraq, that they make one phone call the the shelter...in the "event"... to tell them that Tank could be put up for adoption. Luckily, my colonel is a dog guy, too, and he knew where my platoon was headed. He said he'd do it personally. And if you're reading this, then he made good on his word.
Well, this letter is getting to downright depressing, even though, frankly, I'm just writing it for my dog. I couldn't imagine if I was writing it for a wife and kids and family. but still, Tank has been my family for the last six years, almost as long as the Army has been my family.
And now I hope and pray that you make him part of your family and that he will adjust and come to love you the same way he loved me.
That unconditional love from a dog is what I took with me to Iraq as an inspiration to do something selfless, to protect innocent people from those who would do terrible things... and to keep those terrible people from coming over here. If I had to give up Tank in order to do it,
I am glad to have done so. He was my example of service and of love.
I hope I honored him by my service to my country and comrades.
All right, that's enough. I deploy this evening and have to drop this letter off at the shelter. I don't think I'll say another good-bye to Tank, though. I cried too much the first time. Maybe I'll peek in on him and
see if he finally got that third tennis ball in his mouth.
Good luck with Tank. Give him a good home, and give him an extra kiss goodnight - every night - from me.
Thank you,
Paul Mallory
_____________________________________
I folded the letter and slipped it back in the envelope. Sure I had heard of Paul Mallory, everyone in town knew him, even new people like me. Local kid, killed in Iraq a few months ago and posthumously earning the Silver Star when he gave his life to save three buddies. Flags had been at half-mast all summer. I leaned forward
in my chair and rested my elbows on my knees, staring at the dog.
"Hey, Tank," I said quietly.
The dog's head whipped up, his ears cocked and his eyes brightened.
"C'mere boy."
He was instantly on his feet, his nails clicking on the hardwood floor.
He sat in front of me, his head tilted, searching for the name he hadn't heard in months.
"Tank," I whispered.
His tail swished.
I kept whispering his name, over and over, and each time, his ears lowered, his eyes softened, and his posture relaxed as a wave of contentment just seemed to flood him. I stroked his ears, rubbed his shoulders, buried my face into his scruff and hugged him.
"It's me now, Tank, just you and me. Your old pal gave you to me."
Tank reached up and licked my cheek. "So whatdaya say we play some ball? His ears perked again. "Yeah? Ball? You like that? Ball?" Tank tore from my hands and disappeared in the next room.
And when he came back, he had three tennis balls in his mouth.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Jackel on August 20, 2009, 05:02:14 PM
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:'( thanks for making a 37 year old guy cry
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Hazcat on August 20, 2009, 05:09:25 PM
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Damn you, Teresa! Now I have to much salt in my chili!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Timothy on August 20, 2009, 05:11:25 PM
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+1 of 52 years..... :'(
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on August 20, 2009, 05:13:23 PM
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OUCH!!!! :'( Another hero!!
We have had three labs and they are great dogs..
:'( :'(
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Pathfinder on August 20, 2009, 05:56:20 PM
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Damn dust in here . . .
+1 for a 61 year old
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on August 20, 2009, 06:00:58 PM
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Dammit, now I have something in my eye. :'(
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Big Frank on August 20, 2009, 06:11:25 PM
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Too bad the story is made up. I read it at Snopes not long ago.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on August 20, 2009, 11:17:06 PM
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even if the story is made up, I've got some dog hair in my eyes. :'(
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: red364 on August 21, 2009, 06:42:53 PM
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Why do you let me read this stuff at work ???
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 22, 2009, 12:39:56 AM
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Brothers Phil and Lee Edmonds do the turkey rap. No turkey caller or musical instruments used in this video, just their voices.
They act out a turkey hunt...
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Kid Shelleen on August 22, 2009, 10:15:41 PM
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Absolutely hillarious and amazing calls. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 24, 2009, 12:35:05 AM
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Jeanne Robertson, a 6'2" former Miss North Carolina, talks about finding the humor in life, all with a Southern drawl. She talks about her adventures with her husband "Left Brain" and gives us a gentle new way to look at life. You will laugh til you cry..
If you want to listen to more of Jeannie..
Just click on the little play sign beside each tract. ... and you can hear all of her...
The Bungee Jumper and the White Water rafting is Hilarius.. ;D I laughed til the tears ran.. ;D ;D ;D
All 4 of her albums are featured.. You can listen or buy ...
http://www.rhapsody.com/jeanne-robertson/flat-out-funny-at-the-paramount
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 24, 2009, 02:45:10 PM
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Gettin' Low down:
Scroll down to the video....
Article:
http://www.fighterpilotuniversity.com/index.cfm/2009/4/21/Low-stuff
Video..:
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Kid Shelleen on August 24, 2009, 02:52:50 PM
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Fricking awesome video Peg. That'll get your heartbeat up. Those are some brave/crazy pilots. (http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae111/KidShelleen/Smileys/Emoticon-3.gif)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on August 24, 2009, 09:49:10 PM
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Had the pleasure of watching one of them crazy Marines one day. A guy from our town flew F-18, and on his last trip before getting out he received permission for a slight detour over his home town. No body knew about it until it happened, and then most didn't know what happened for a while. He located his father and brothers on the job, not hard from 25,000 feet and appropriately greeted them with a couple low level passes. Then he came over town to say hi to mom ... This is when I heard what sounded like a 747 taking off in front of the office. Close, but not quite. When I went out the front door he was already a mile and a half out and making a turn around the grain elevator. The elevator is 120 tall, and he was a long way from reaching the top ... even with the wing tip that was way up. His next pass was right down the main street at tree top, followed by the final pass of all five.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Jackel on August 24, 2009, 10:00:21 PM
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damn. imagine going down the highway and having a F-18 come at you head on.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Pathfinder on August 25, 2009, 06:41:32 AM
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Three events:
Many moons ago, when the USAF Thunderbirds still drove F-4s, I was blessed to see an airshow with them at a small rural airport. I was maybe 100 yards form the RR tracks they were using for alignment. Two of the F4s came over at tree top along the tracks - not fast, and down and dirty, wingtip to wingtip of course - and 1 was upside down!
Years later, Glenview (IL) Naval Air Station airshow, I'm driving down Lake-Cook road west bound, and there is one bright headlight in the air directly in front of me - F-14 also down and dirty. For the moment. As I watched (and tried not to hit anything on the road) it swung to my right over the airfield, sweeping its wing back and raising its gear and flaps. As I passed the airfield all I could hear was its engines as it ran north.
Traveling from the Custer Battlefield to Belle Fourche, SD, on a family vacation, I saw a speck off the horizon to the north. I watched the spec move across the horizon to my left, and then turn to move toward us. I stopped the pickup, got my boys out and we stood on the side of the road watching as the spec grew into - - - a B-1B at about 300 feet that crossed the road a few hundred yards behind us - at full throttle. Damn he was moving. And loud!
Man, I love a good airshow, even the unscheduled ones!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on August 25, 2009, 07:18:39 AM
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I'd love to try most of that stuff (even though I'd be scared shitless!)except maybe upside down under the bridge and running my landing geer on the water!
Great video...thanks for sharing.
Richard
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Ichiban on August 25, 2009, 08:23:19 AM
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I have the good fortune of having the Air Force Academy in town. The Thunderbirds put on a show every May for the graduating class. Never tire of watching that well spent expenditure of my tax dollars.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Hazcat on August 25, 2009, 08:37:38 AM
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I was stationed at Ft Eustis way back when. The helicopter school was there. I used to go over to the airfield on weekends and hitch rides for fun. The guys were nuts (pilot prerequisite I believe ;) ). I loved when they would do under wire and under structure training / quals, it was cool to fly under phone wires even if it was usually a Huey I was in.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Pathfinder on August 25, 2009, 08:50:38 AM
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My brother was a chopper pilot at Hunter in Savannah. During the summer the Hueys on training and maneuvers would drop like flies in the heat and humidity and with the new pilots especially. He used to tell of Hueys with 15-16 people on board as they picked up crews from downed choppers. In those cases, you were damned lucky to make it back up to tree-top level for the return flight.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on August 25, 2009, 09:38:48 AM
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ASPARAGUS
A lady had been taking the full-stalk canned style asparagus
that she pureed and she took 4 tablespoons in the morning
and 4 tablespoons later in the day.
She did this for over a month.
She is on chemo pills for Stage 3 lung cancer in the
pleural area and her cancer cell count went from
386 down to 125 as of this past week.
Her oncologist said she does not
need to see him for 3 months.
THE ARTICLE:
Several years ago,
I had a man seeking asparagus
for a friend who had cancer.
He gave me a photocopied copy
of an article, entitled,
..Asparagus for cancer' printed in Cancer News Journal, December 1979.
I will share it here,
just as it was shared with me:
'I am a biochemist,and have specialized in the relation of
diet to health for over 50 years..
Several years ago, I learned of the
discovery of Richard R.. Vensal, D.D.S.
that asparagus might cure cancer..
Since then, I have worked with him on his project.
We have accumulated a
number of favorable case=2 0histories.
Here are a few examples:
Case No. 1
A man with an almost hopeless case of Hodgkin's disease
(cancer of the lymph glands) who was completely incapacitated.
Within 1 year of starting the asparagus therapy, his doctors were unable to detect any signs of cancer, and he was back on a schedule of strenuous exercise.
Case No. 2,
a successful businessman
68 years old who suffered from
cancer of the bladder for 16 years.
After years of medical treatments, including radiation without
improvement, he went on asparagus.
Within 3 months,
examinations revealed that his bladder tumor had disappeared and
that his kidneys were normal..
Case No. 3, a man who had lung cancer.
On March 5th 1971, he was put on
the operating table where they found lung cancer so widely spread that it was inoperable.
The surgeon sewed him up and declared
his case hopeless.
On April 5th he heard about the asparagus therapy and immediately started taking it.
By August, x-ray pictures revealed that all signs of the cancer had disappeared..
He is back at his regular business routine.
Case No. 4
a woman who was troubled for a number of years with skin cancer.
She finally developed different skin cancers which were diagnosed
by the acting specialist as advanced.
Within 3 months after starting on
asparagus, her skin specialist said
that her skin looked fine and no more skin lesions.
This woman reported that the asparagus therapy also cured her
kidney disease, which started in 1949.
She had over 10 operations for kidney stones, and was receiving government disability payments for an inoperable, terminal, kidney condition.
She attributes the cure of this kidney trouble entirely to the asparagus.
I was not surprised at this result,
as ..The elements of materia medica',
edited in 1854 by a Professor at the University of Pennsylvania , stated that
asparagus was used as a popular remedy for kidney stones.
He even referred to experiments, in 1739,
on the power of asparagus in dissolving stones.
Note the dates!
We would have other case histories
but the medical establishment has
interfered with our obtaining some of the records.
I am therefore appealing to readers to spread this good news and
help us to gather a large number of case histories that will overwhelm
the medical skeptics about this unbelievably simple and natural remedy.
For the treatment, asparagus should be cooked before using, and therefore
canned asparagus is just as good as fresh.
I have corresponded with the two leading canners of asparagus, Giant and
Stokely, and I am satisfied that
these brands contain no pesti cides or
preservatives.
Place the cooked asparagus in a blender
and liquefy to make a puree, and
store in the refrigerator.
Give the patient 4 full tablespoons
twice daily, morning and evening.
Patients usually show some improvement
in from 2-4 weeks.
It can be diluted with water and used
as a cold or hot drink..
This suggested dosage is based on
present experience, but certainly larger amounts can do no harm and may
be needed in some cases.
As a biochemist I am convinced of the old saying that ..
what cures can prevent'.
Based on this theory, my wife and I have been using asparagus puree as
a beverage with our meals.
We take 2 tablespoons diluted in
water to suit our taste with breakfast
and with dinner.
I take mine hot and my wife prefers hers cold.
For years we have made it a practice
to have blood surveys taken as part
of our regular checkups.
The last blood survey, taken by a medical doctor who specializes in the
nutritional approach to health, showed substantial improvements in all
categories over the last one, and we can attribute these improvements
to nothing but the asparagus drink...
As a biochemist, I have made an extensive study of all aspects of cancer,
and all of the proposed cures.
As a result, I am convinced that
asparagus fits in better with the
latest theories about cancer.
Asparagus contains a good supply of protein called histones, which are
believed to be active in controlling cell growth.
For that reason,
I believe asparagus can be said to
contain a substance that I call cell growth norma lizer.
That accounts for its action on cancer
and in acting as a general body tonic.
In any event, regardless of theory, asparagus used as we suggest, is a
harmless substance.
The FDA cannot prevent you from using it and it may do you much good.
It has been reported by the US National Cancer Institute, that asparagus is the
highest tested food containing glutathione, which is considered
one of the body's most potent anticarcinogens and antioxidants.
The most unselfish act one can ever do is paying forward all
the kindness one has received,
even to the most undeserved person.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on August 25, 2009, 12:43:38 PM
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I once watched a medical helicopter do a 3/4 turn and BACK under a power line into a parking lot beside our local hospital to free up the street as an LZ for another inbound medical helicopter. I told the pilot I was impressed, since I'd never seen anybody parallel park a helicopter before. His response, "I cut my teeth flying med-evacs in Vietnam. You'd be surprised how much easier EVERYthing is when nobody's shooting at your ass!"
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Ichiban on August 25, 2009, 01:00:54 PM
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Listen to you copilot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pcZXZ9WzBc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pcZXZ9WzBc)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 25, 2009, 03:59:28 PM
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We live in the flight paths of several bases and get buzzed on a regular basis.
The AF Base about 40 miles away is home to the AF Air Rescue Unit and do routine practice jumps out of C-130's at our small local air port. The turnaround flight path is always over our property. I can sit out in the yard and watch them line-up towards the air field and can even see the jumpers on the rear ramp.
Very cool.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 25, 2009, 06:41:27 PM
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When I lived down on the Sea Coast I used to go to North Hampton State Beach and sit on the rocks and read.
One summer day I thought I heard Harley's coming, pretty common, but it didn't sound quite right and the direction was a little off. B -17 Flying up the coast a little while later it flew past again heading back to Pease (former AF Base).
Another time I was sitting there and heard engines, This is the middle of the summer there were about 200 people on the beach, but I was the only one who noticed the replica Fokker Triplane doing aerobatics for about 20 minutes, and then it to flew off, that one was flying out of North Hampton airport.
Pease used to be a SAC base so as a Kid it was common to see F/B 111 s alone or in formation, one of the Islands in the Isles of Shoals (Duck Island ) was a bombing range.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: blackwolfe on August 25, 2009, 06:49:00 PM
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One of the guys at our deer camp is a flyboy. I don't remember if it is F-16s or F-18s. I know he has made hundreds of carrier landings and takeoffs. Right now I think he is in the air national guard or maybe the reserves. I know he has gone into and out of the service several times and has also flown for the big birds in the passanger airline industry. I wasn't there when it happened, but he has buzzed the deer camp. The camp owner has a picture from the gun cam with the weapon sight cross hairs on his bedroom window of the cabin. Kind of gives you a creepy feeling. Sure am gald he's on our side.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Timothy on August 25, 2009, 07:06:43 PM
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Just information.
The F16 never landed on carriers. The airframe is too weak to take the pounding, it was never intended for carrier use.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Badgersmilk on August 25, 2009, 07:28:43 PM
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It was tried twice. They (Air Force) show videos of it in tech. school (Sheppard AFB). Main gear went through the airframe, one strut got as far as the compressor section of the engine, nose gear just snapped clean from its mounts. Still counts as a landing!
Even the navy qualifies a carrier landing as a "controlled crash".
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Timothy on August 25, 2009, 07:33:12 PM
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No Badger, that counts as a crash!
Trapping an arresting wire on a bucking flight deck is light years different than trapping a cable at an AF base....The F-16 was a fine, inexpensive, lightweight fighter. That's all it was designed to be by General Dynamics Corporation. It served us well for several decades but the Tomcat was the Navy fighter during the same timeframe.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: blackwolfe on August 25, 2009, 07:40:12 PM
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Thanks for the info Timothy. I know this guy started out in the Navy. Was the Tomcat the F-14? i don't know much about what all the military planes are. i know my favorite is the A-10? Warthog. Have seen a few of them at Battle Creek. I think they have Air National Guard stationed there. One of them did a fly over a few years ago for the new HS football stadium opener. Pretty impressive.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Badgersmilk on August 25, 2009, 07:43:11 PM
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They sat the two 16's down on the carrier in an attempt to do an emergency landing. The hook on the F-16 would have ripped off if it caught the line, so they snagged them in a big net. Then dumped at least one of them overboard. Didnt get to see what happened to the second one.
You should have seen the "after" pictures of the kid putting 3,000psi nitrogen into a tire rated for 300psi. Split rim wheel seperated and turned him inside out. We had to look at the picture a while to figure out what parts we were actually seeing!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Timothy on August 25, 2009, 07:48:24 PM
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Yes, the F-14 and all of it's variants was the carrier AND land based fighter and the A-6 Intruder was the slower carrier/land based fighter bomber since Vietnam. The F-14 replaced the F-4 and the F-18 replaced the F-14. The Tomcat is a monster campared to the relatively small F-16.
The A-10 Thunderbolt (Warthog) is a Marine Corp troop support hunter killer of armored vehicles. It proved itself several times over during the '91 gulf war and nearly got retired. It's proven itself once again to be a damn fine machine. The AF might fly them as well.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Timothy on August 25, 2009, 07:52:41 PM
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That makes sense. The AF jockeys are not generally rated for carrier ops. In an emergency you can crash just about anywhere, doing it on a 1300 foot carrier deck would pucker anyone up, even if you do it every day... That said, the plane was built cheap for a reason in the late seventies and eighties. We were broke after the Carter administration bankrupted the country. GD came up with a design that did the AF proud for nearly thirty years. Those planes are flying all over the world even today because we sold them to EVERYBODY!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: blackwolfe on August 25, 2009, 07:56:44 PM
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I always thought the Warthog was a good aircraft. From what I heard it was pretty tough and durable. Another term I heard applied to it was that it was lo tech high tech, meaning that it was sophisticated, but not too complicated and that helped to add to the durability. I remember seeing a pictue of one with one wing and not much left of the other. I understood that it was able to return to base and make a safe landing. I could never understand why they always want to retire the thing. It can get in close and dirty and get the job done. I also understand that comparativly speeking it was an inexpensive craft. Have also heard that the Marines love them.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: blackwolfe on August 25, 2009, 08:05:15 PM
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Battle Creek Air National Guard Awrthog
http://www.110fw.ang.af.mil/shared/media/photodb/photos/081005-F-8947E-001.jpg
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Timothy on August 25, 2009, 08:16:38 PM
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The Marines love the Warthog for sure. It's a ground support aircraft and those guys are Marines that they're trying to support. Give a Marine anything and he'll make good use of it and find a couple things to make it kill better too!
Not to long ago, I saw a History or Military channel show on the A-10 and I think they mentioned the plane with one wing, shot to hell and still managed to limp home, get repaired and resume the fight! I sat in an A-10 cockpit several years ago. It was stripped of it's military avionics but still flyable. There is a static air show hereabouts at a small local airfield. No trick flying, just a lot of old military and other fixed wing aircraft.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 25, 2009, 10:32:02 PM
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A 10 was strictly AF they had it for close air support of the Army (primarily tank busting ). But AF hates low and slow so they have TWICE retired the A 10 maybe they will actually be able to get rid of it some day, but it they don't replace it with some of similar or better capabilities we will be sorry.
It was designed to take massive damage and still get home, they can lose one engine pod and half the tail and still be controllable.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: True_Texan on August 25, 2009, 10:39:16 PM
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http://www.totallytom.com/MadCow.html
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 25, 2009, 10:51:12 PM
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LMFAO ;D
Did you check out Gore On - Toy making ?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Timothy on August 26, 2009, 01:18:45 AM
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Tom,
I stand corrected on the A-10. Could have sworn it was a Marine Aircraft. A little research proves me wrong!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: blackwolfe on August 26, 2009, 01:46:25 AM
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I thought I saw once on the history channel that at one time when the AF "retired" the A-10 the MArines said they wanted them. I also thought that they said they were flown by Marines to support Marines on the ground and that the Marine pilots had originally been ground troops because they knew first hand how important the air support was to their brothers on the ground. Maybe I am having a bout of CRS and have that confused with something else.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: TAB on August 26, 2009, 05:37:39 AM
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The best part about the A10 is...
they designed and built the gun 1st, then designed the aircraft around it.
;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: jaybet on August 26, 2009, 06:58:58 AM
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It's my favorite plane... like a flying bulldozer.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Pathfinder on August 26, 2009, 08:37:38 AM
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with a huge freaking gun!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: GASPASSERDELUXE on August 26, 2009, 10:14:05 AM
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The A-010-A is being upgraded to the A-010-C, with a glass cockpit and complete inspections of the of the airframe so it will be around at least another 20 years.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 26, 2009, 12:08:43 PM
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The ones the Marines have is the AV 8 Harrier, everything in the Marine arsenal is capable of Carrier landings. As far as I know the A - 10 has never been qualified for them.
Blackwolfe is correct about the Marine Pilots being Infantrymen FIRST, THEN going through flight training.
Back in the "Old Corps", the Forward air controllers were TAD pilots, they could visualize what the pilots were seeing which made them better at directing air strikes.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Timothy on August 26, 2009, 12:46:05 PM
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Tom, whatever happened to the Osprey?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 26, 2009, 02:12:56 PM
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It got canceled because they had a rash of crashes either at the end of Clinton's term or very early in Bush's.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Pathfinder on August 26, 2009, 03:27:23 PM
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Hate to correct you, but the Osprey (MV-22) entered service and is in Iraq as we "speak".
From (God, forgive me for quoting wiki) wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-22_Osprey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-22_Osprey)
"US operators
Marine Corps crew training on the Osprey has been conducted by VMMT-204 since March 2000. On 3 June 2005, the Marine Corps helicopter squadron Marine Medium Helicopter 263 (HMM-263), stood down to begin the process of transitioning to the MV-22 Osprey. On 8 December 2005, Lieutenant General Amos, commander of the II MEF, accepted the delivery of the first fleet of MV-22s, delivered to HMM-263. The unit reactivated on 3 March 2006 as the first MV-22 squadron and was redesignated VMM-263. On 31 August 2006, VMM-162 (the former HMM-162) followed suit.
The Air Force's first operational CV-22 Osprey was delivered to the 58th Special Operations Wing (58th SOW) at Kirtland Air Force Base, New Mexico on 20 March 2006. This and subsequent aircraft will become part of the 58th SOW's fleet of aircraft used for training pilots and crew members for special operations use.[32] On 16 November 2006, the Air Force officially accepted the CV-22 in a ceremony conducted at Hurlburt Field, Florida.[33]
A MV-22 of VMM-162 in Iraq, April 2008.
The Osprey entered operational service with the U.S. Marine Corps in 2007, in some cases replacing existing CH-46 Sea Knight squadrons.[34] On 23 March 2007, HMM-266 became Marine Medium Tiltrotor Squadron 266 (VMM-266) at Marine Corps Air Station New River, North Carolina.[35] On 13 April 2007, the U.S. Marine Corps announced that it would be sending ten V-22 aircraft to Iraq, the Osprey's first combat deployment. Marine Corps Commandant, General James Conway, indicated that over 150 Marines would accompany the Osprey set for September deployment to Al-Asad Airfield.[36][37]
On 10 July 2007 an MV-22 Osprey landed aboard the Royal Navy aircraft carrier, HMS Illustrious in the Atlantic Ocean. This marked the first time a V-22 had landed on any non-U.S. vessel.[38]
Crew members refuel an MV-22 before a night mission in central Iraq, February 2008.
On 17 September 2007, ten MV-22Bs of VMM-263 left for Iraq aboard the USS Wasp. The decision to use a ship rather than use the Osprey's self-deployment capability was made because of concerns over icing during the North Atlantic portion of the trip, lack of available KC-130s for mid-air refueling, and the availability of the USS Wasp.[39]
The Osprey has provided support in Iraq, racking up some 2000 flight hours over three months with a mission capable availability rate of 68.1% as of late-January 2008.[40] They are primarily used in Iraq's western Anbar province for routine cargo and troop movements, and also for riskier "aero-scout" missions. General David Petraeus, the top U.S. military commander in Iraq, used one to fly around Iraq on Christmas Day 2007 to visit troops.[41] Then-presidential candidate Barack Obama also flew in Ospreys during his high profile 2008 tour of Iraq.[42]
The only major problem has been obtaining the necessary spare parts to maintain the aircraft.[43] The V-22 had flown 3,000 sorties totaling 5,200 hours in Iraq as of July 2008.[44] USMC leadership expect to deploy MV-22s to Afghanistan in 2009.[43][45]
General George J. Trautman, III praised the increased range of the V-22 over the legacy helicopters in Iraq and said that "it turned his battle space from the size of Texas into the size of Rhode Island."[46]
The US Air Force's first operational deployment of the Osprey sent four CV-22s to Mali in November 2008 in support of Exercise Flintlock. The CV-22s flew nonstop from Hurlburt Field, Florida with in-flight refueling.[3] AFSOC declared that the 8th Special Operations Squadron reached Initial Operational Capability on 16 March 2009, with six of its planned nine CV-22s operational.[47]
Naval Air Systems Command has devised a temporary fix for sailors to place portable heat shields under Osprey engines to prevent damage to the decks of Navy amphibious ships, but they determined that a long term solution to the problem would require that these gators be redesigned with heat resistant deck coatings, passive thermal barriers and changes in ship structure in order to operate V-22s and F-35Bs.[48]
In June 2009, CV-22s of the 8th Special Operations Squadron delivered 43,000 pounds of humanitarian supplies to remote villages in Honduras that were not accessible by conventional vehicles.[49]
A Government Accountability Office study reported that by January 2009 the Marines had 12 MV-22s operating in Iraq and they managed to successfully complete all assigned missions. The same report found that the V-22 deployments had mission capable rates averaging 57% to 68% and an overall full mission capable rate of only 6%. It also stated that the aircraft had shown weakness in situational awareness, maintenance, shipboard operations and the ability to transport troops and external cargo.[50] That study also concluded that the "deployments confirmed that the V-22’s enhanced speed and range enable personnel and internal cargo to be transported faster and farther than is possible with the legacy helicopters it is replacing".[51]"
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 26, 2009, 05:00:13 PM
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Found this also. Last I heard (years ago) they were all pulled out of service because of the Crashes.
http://hamptonroads.com/node/498873
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Hazcat on August 26, 2009, 05:05:38 PM
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There was a hour long show on them a while back on the military channel Showed them in service in the sandbox.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Timothy on August 26, 2009, 05:07:14 PM
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In young Mr. Bogans defense, he doesn't own a TV!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 26, 2009, 05:08:30 PM
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Thanks for the defense Tim. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Timothy on August 26, 2009, 05:25:16 PM
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;)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: TAB on August 27, 2009, 02:27:53 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b36Yi-Pb1wM
:o
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: True_Texan on August 27, 2009, 05:10:11 AM
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That gets a HOLY SH!T and a WTF!!!!!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on August 27, 2009, 06:29:12 AM
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and i bet you won't see one nut lance doing that hahah
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: TAB on August 27, 2009, 02:50:54 PM
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thats how he became one nut... ;D
PS yes I know it was cancer.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: m25operator on August 27, 2009, 09:57:38 PM
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Somethings I don't really like about Lance, but he has kicked the worlds ass, more times than anyone in history, and Yeah, Texas boy and all, but married Sheryl Crow, easy on the eyes but empty in the soul.
But the sisters, dude, kick ass and take names. That kind of talent is developed and worked hard for, Thanks.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Kid Shelleen on August 27, 2009, 10:17:05 PM
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We waste too much time on video games and the boob tube.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on August 28, 2009, 12:14:18 AM
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who said BOOBS? ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: TAB on August 28, 2009, 02:20:21 AM
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it was posted on another forum I vist.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 28, 2009, 12:08:00 PM
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You just can't fix stupid!!
"Sure Wish Somebody Would Invent Something To Keep The Sun Out Of My Eyes."
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/37438640.jpg)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Walter45Auto on August 29, 2009, 08:55:48 PM
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LMAO! I've always thought people that wear their hat backwards then want something to keep sun out of their eyes were stupid. I wear a hat every time I walk outside. I wear it forwards so it'll do its job... keeping the sun out of my eyes.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 31, 2009, 06:08:12 PM
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Posted before, I'm sure, but well worth the read......so here it is.....
A lesson that should be taught in all schools and colleges.
Back in September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a social studies school teacher at Robinson High School in Little Rock, did something not to be forgotten.
On the first day of school, with the permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she removed all of the desks out of her classroom.
When the first period kids entered the room they discovered that there were no desks.
'Ms. Cothren, where are our desks?'
She replied, 'You can't have a desk until you tell me how you earn the right to sit at a desk.'
They thought, 'Well, maybe it's our grades.'
'No,' she said.
'Maybe it's our behavior.'
She told them, 'No, it's not even your behavior.'
And so, they came and went, the first period, second period, third period.
Still no desks in the classroom.
By early afternoon television news crews had started gathering in Ms. Cothren's classroom to report about this crazy teacher who had taken all the desks out of her room.
The final period of the day came and as the puzzled students found seats on the floor of the desk-less classroom, Martha Cothren said, 'Throughout the day no one has been able to tell me just what he/she has done to earn the right to sit at the desks that are ordinarily found in this classroom. Now I am going to tell you.'
At this point, Martha Cothren went over to the door of her classroom and opened it.
Twenty-seven (27) U.S. Veterans, all in uniforms, walked into that classroom, each one carrying a school desk the Vets began placing the school desks in rows, and then they would walk over and stand alongside the wall.
By the time the last soldier had set the final desk in place those kids started to understand, perhaps for the first time in their
lives, just how the right to sit at those desks had been earned..
Martha said, 'You didn't earn the right to sit at these desks. These Heroes did it for you. They placed the desks here for you.
Now, it's up to you to sit in them. It is your responsibility to learn, to be good students, to be good citizens. They paid the price so that you could have the freedom to get an education. Don't ever forget it.'
Please consider passing this along so others won't forget that the freedoms we have in this great country were earned by U. S.
Veterans.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Johnny Bravo on August 31, 2009, 06:17:10 PM
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Always a great post Peg. Thanks!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: True_Texan on August 31, 2009, 06:34:25 PM
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After your post Peg, I am almost ashamed to post this video link after it... ALMOST ;D
BEST Bull Riding EVER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5ZrTO7yRYI
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 31, 2009, 06:37:02 PM
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Funny stuff.....need a new keyboard.
Now that, my friend, made my day. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: jerry on August 31, 2009, 06:48:11 PM
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As Larry the Cable Guy would say 'now that was funny, I don't care who you are'.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on September 01, 2009, 10:14:47 AM
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This week we celebrate a special birthday …
>
>
>
> Monica Lewinsky turns 44. Can you
> believe it?
>
> It seems like only yesterday she was crawling
> around the White House
> on her hands and knees, putting everything in her
> mouth.......
> They grow up so fast, don't they?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Hazcat on September 01, 2009, 01:39:50 PM
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Russian Talent Show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYkpt1YEo8o&feature=PlayList&p=B865C6162B7C828C&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=51
:o
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on September 01, 2009, 05:37:37 PM
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That'll leave a mark!!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on September 01, 2009, 09:46:54 PM
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something tells me that is the last time they allow weapons on that show! :o
Another contender for the Darwin Awards!!!!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 01, 2009, 09:48:29 PM
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Should've had the William Tell Overture playing in the background. ;)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on September 01, 2009, 09:50:17 PM
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I think "Benny Hill" would have been more appropriate.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 01, 2009, 09:52:45 PM
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That'd work. ;)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Bill Stryker on September 03, 2009, 09:16:29 PM
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Subject: Important Women's Health Issue - not!
Important Women's Health Issue:
n Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
n Do you suffer from shyness?
n Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke
WARNINGS:
n The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
n The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
n The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
n The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.
Thank you.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 04, 2009, 12:20:59 AM
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Frostie is a 20-year-old Bare-Eyed Cockatoo, otherwise known as a Little Corella
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on September 04, 2009, 12:31:40 AM
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FQ13
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 04, 2009, 11:25:04 AM
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For Sale: Alan Jackson's home...... 1301 Moran Road, Franklin, TN
It's only 38 million! :o
Check out this place!
http://www.showcasebyagent.com/sba/index.php?sbo=r0s0614
After you watch the video.. go into the website and look at the pictures and take the virtual tour of some of the rooms.
Way too big and way too much for me.. ( I want the little cabin that is shown in the video.... that is perfect and exactly my dream house) They can have all the other stuff.
It is beautiful though....
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on September 04, 2009, 11:32:26 AM
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Wow, what a place!
Put that cabin in the mountains and it would be perfect ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on September 04, 2009, 11:33:25 AM
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I'm with you M'ette ... I could enjoy a visit to the "big house," but give me the cabin or even the carriage house. However, the number one disqualifying question would put the kabosh on it all "how much is the light bill, insurance, taxes, etc.?" Anyone of these tips it off that I can't afford any of them :'(
P.S.
I'd love to spend some time in that garage and "man cave" (any of the man cave's) as well!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Kid Shelleen on September 04, 2009, 12:27:22 PM
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I'm with all of you. I'd take the cabin and love it. I could never be comfortable in that "big house."
I'd feel guilty having so much when I could scale down and use the proceeds to help others. To use my wife's terminology; "It's to shi, shi, fu, fu."
It's not me, but that cabin is. :)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Kid Shelleen on September 04, 2009, 12:28:20 PM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on September 04, 2009, 12:39:47 PM
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white men can't dance :o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWxQCtwPqs0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCzqEsxnjFY
;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Hazcat on September 04, 2009, 12:44:52 PM
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That's not a house it's a HOTEL!
I'll live in the horse stables and I want the orange Ford Scout. ;)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on September 04, 2009, 12:46:06 PM
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I'll take the blue bronco 8)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on September 04, 2009, 01:00:16 PM
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Junior Samples puppies ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZNGPRX_W88&feature=related
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Hazcat on September 04, 2009, 01:03:26 PM
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BR549 !
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Kid Shelleen on September 04, 2009, 01:05:58 PM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on September 04, 2009, 01:14:28 PM
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Rowan's & Martin's Laugh-In
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR3lhrcOl2w&feature=related
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on September 04, 2009, 04:13:42 PM
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The best part of Rowan and Martin was trying to figure out what everyone was on as they stumbled through their lines :-\
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 04, 2009, 05:02:13 PM
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I can't put this in the Joke thread as they seem to be serious about it. ;D
Posted by Orin Kerr:
Men's Cognitive Functioning May Temporarily Decline After Interaction with an Attractive Woman:
http://volokh.com/archives/archive_2009_08_30-2009_09_05.shtml#1252083598
From [1]The Telegraph:
[R]esearch shows men who spend even a few minutes in the company
of an attractive woman perform less well in tests designed to
measure brain function than those who chat to someone they do not
find attractive. Researchers who carried out the study, published
in the Journal of Experimental and Social Psychology, think the
reason may be that men use up so much of their brain function or
'cognitive resources' trying to impress beautiful women, they have
little left for other tasks.
. . . .
Each [male subjext] performed a standard memory test where they
had to observe a stream of letters and say, as fast as possible, if
each one was the same as the one before last.
The volunteers then spent seven minutes chatting to male or
female members of the research team before repeating the test.
The results showed men were slower and less accurate after trying
to impress the women. The more they fancied them, the worse their
score.
But when the task was repeated with a group of female volunteers,
they did not get the same results. Memory scores stayed the same,
whether they had chatted to a man or a woman.
References
1. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/6132718/Men-lose-their-minds-speaking-to-pretty-women.html
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on September 04, 2009, 05:15:42 PM
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I don't know how to break this to you, Haz, but the orange one is an early-70's Chevy blazer with the hardtop removed.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: long762range on September 04, 2009, 07:20:00 PM
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Beautiful women have been known to make me stupid too.
:'(
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Hazcat on September 04, 2009, 07:44:34 PM
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Had to correct for accuracy. ;)
;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 05, 2009, 02:06:00 PM
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Phil put this up on his facebook..
I got a hoot out of it. !
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Hazcat on September 05, 2009, 02:27:18 PM
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OH! So that's why I've been divorced twice! Wish someone had told me this before!
;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Pathfinder on September 06, 2009, 05:34:21 AM
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Slow learner, eh?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: sledgemeister on September 06, 2009, 05:58:05 AM
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Have you been checking out his bathroom reno?
Ask him how hes going shaping the hebel bricks ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 06, 2009, 01:47:11 PM
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I got this and thought it was worth putting on here.
Teresa
When I was little, my mom liked to make breakfast for dinner every now
and then.
And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after
a long, hard day at work.
On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage
and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad. I remember waiting to
see if anyone noticed! Yet all my dad did was reach for his biscuit,
smile at my mom and ask me how my day was at school. I don't remember
what I told him that night, but I do remember watching him smear butter
and jelly on that biscuit and eat every bite! When I got up from the
table that evening, I remember hearing my mom apologize to my dad for
burning the biscuits. And I'll never forget what he said: "Baby, I love
burned biscuits." Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and
I asked him if he really liked his biscuits burned.
He wrapped me in his arms and said, "Your Momma put in a hard day at
work today and she's real tired. And besides - a little burnt biscuit
never hurt anyone!"
You know, life is full of imperfect things.....and imperfect people.
I'm not the best housekeeper or cook. What I've learned over the years
is that learning to accept each other's faults- and choosing to
celebrate each other's differences- is one of the most important keys to
creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship.
And that's my prayer for you today. That you will learn to take the
good, the bad, and the ugly parts of your life and lay them at the feet
of God. Because in the end, He's the only One who will be able to give
you a relationship where a burnt biscuit isn't a deal-breaker! We could
extend this to any relationship in fact - as understanding is the base
of any relationship, be it a husband-wife or parent-child or friendship!
Author Unknown
"Don't put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket - keep
it in your own."
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Johnny Bravo on September 06, 2009, 02:06:00 PM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Kid Shelleen on September 08, 2009, 03:27:45 PM
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I am very happily and very luckily married to a wonderful lady (Johnny Bravos sister) but we need a clone of you (or a sister) for him. You rock!!!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: red364 on September 08, 2009, 05:12:32 PM
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If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.
Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 FM in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.
Hi Sue,
Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.
Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all
Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job.
As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool.
So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature.
It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose.
Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints.
What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water.. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. With in a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened.
The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.
When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt.
I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.
Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling 35 minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression.
When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.
The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.
So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.
Now repeat to yourself, 'I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.'
Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day?
May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!!!
Pass this on to all your friends, just in case they're having a bad day!!!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on September 08, 2009, 05:47:40 PM
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The reason you've been divorced twice is that you never married a THIRD time. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: m25operator on September 08, 2009, 09:11:51 PM
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Thanks RED, good one, have to remember that. Jellyfish day ;) ;D :o
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 08, 2009, 09:33:10 PM
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Johhny Bravo........... "Honey.. if we can find a way to ditch old Marshal... we 'll give it a shot.. but hell.. I've tried losing him a time or two and he always finds his way home back to me.. ***pssstt Johhny~~If my shade is pulled down then the coast is clear... If my shade is..................well you know.............. ;)
I'm just kidding........... really I am.. I love Marshal.... and I've never ever tried to leave him someplace..
Really I haven't...
Really..............................................
No I mean it.. I really haven't...
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/MPj040018100001.jpg)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Johnny Bravo on September 08, 2009, 09:49:44 PM
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LMAO M'ette. You kill me. Marshal iis a very lucky man. Sounds like you make a great couple.
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac157/johnnybravo7/thArtificialTurf.png)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: red364 on September 09, 2009, 04:45:44 PM
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Hate your job??............Guess mine isn't so bad :)
When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'
[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]
Try this out:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy
and go to the thermometer section and
purchase a rectal thermometer made
by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors,
draw the curtains and disconnect the phone
so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at
Johnson & Johnson.'
HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
...Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...
Then you are just an old sour fart;
Maybe you should go and work for Johnson & Johnson!!!!!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on September 09, 2009, 05:00:21 PM
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Hate your job? There's a support group for that. It's called "Everybody", and it meets at the bar!! ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 09, 2009, 06:12:08 PM
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Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "this job is a pain in the a$$".
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 10, 2009, 06:31:20 PM
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You thought you hated your job............
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Johnny Bravo on September 10, 2009, 06:43:52 PM
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Good one Peg! ;D ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 11, 2009, 01:49:24 PM
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Posted by Eugene Volokh:
"Why Men Love Crazy Men":
http://volokh.com/archives/archive_2009_09_06-2009_09_12.shtml#1252690592
[1]Ami Angelowicz (The Frisky) theorizes on this. I'm not sure whether
she's right, but it struck me as amusingly put, especially as to item
2. Then there's always the "crazy enough to sleep with me" option.
Thanks to [2]InstaPundit for the pointer.
References
1. http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-5-theories-about-why-guys-love-crazy-girls/
2. http://instapundit.com/
From the article ;
1. Men love to be heroes. They love to “fix” things. It makes them feel needed, important, and feeds the male ego. Who makes a better damsel in distress than a poor, defenseless lunachic? Note to guys: a woman is not like a house. Fixer-uppers do not usually turn out to be a wise investment. If you need to fix something, there are plenty of us normal single girls out there who need some light bulbs changed.
2. If she’s crazy day to day, chances are she’s crazy in the sack. But men don’t really care about sex that much, do they? Wait … I think they might.
3. He has mommy issues. If a guy had a dysfunctional mother (or primary family member) he may not actually be aware that his lady’s behavior is NOT normal. There’s no shame in going to therapy and working that stuff out.
4. Need to figure out your future career? Money troubles? Feeling anxious or depressed? Having a GF with problems much worse than your own is a wonderful distraction. Warning: she will only make your problems worse.
5. He is not ready for a real intimate and committed relationship, and we all pick the wrong kind of person when we’re not ready. As soon as he envisions a lifetime of cracked-out antics, chances are he’ll be on the road to Mrs. Rightville, ASAP.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: blackwolfe on September 11, 2009, 05:14:16 PM
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Reminds me of three rules I read in a book some place once upon a time.
1. Never eat at a place called Mom's
2. Never play poker witha guy named Doc
3. and never sleep with someone with more problems than you.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 11, 2009, 07:48:03 PM
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Thinking of buying a boat? need a way to test it??
Try the Bubba Test:
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 11, 2009, 09:17:57 PM
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As good as the Trunk Monkey ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on September 14, 2009, 10:30:46 PM
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Trunk Monkeys ROCK!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on September 16, 2009, 11:30:58 AM
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Inspector Gadget..Theme on beer bottles.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnWYPMKRZhw
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Hazcat on September 16, 2009, 11:34:29 AM
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GREAT!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: cooptire on September 17, 2009, 09:34:34 AM
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OMG! I have a best friend who owns that exact model of Triumph! I can't wait to send that to him. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 17, 2009, 12:22:27 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0gM2ZZN8g8&feature=related
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on September 18, 2009, 09:07:41 AM
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Got this email from a friend and thought I'd pass it on.
Christmas is coming and thought you guys might want to get one for your significant other! ;D
:o :o
corner time
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on September 18, 2009, 11:15:58 AM
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Be Still My Beating Heart!
Richard
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Ichiban on September 18, 2009, 12:18:12 PM
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All they need is to get Jenna Jameson as their spokes model. ;)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 18, 2009, 01:28:49 PM
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Deer Fight Interrupted by a Bullet.
Not exactly what you'd think
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 18, 2009, 01:57:20 PM
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Spot the hunter
Can You Spot The Deer Hunter?
http://www.optifade.com/resources/optifade/static_documents/flash/spot-the-hunter/sth.html
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: david86440 on September 18, 2009, 03:54:39 PM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on September 18, 2009, 03:59:37 PM
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20 out of 30 >:(
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Hazcat on September 18, 2009, 04:00:41 PM
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17
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: david86440 on September 18, 2009, 06:03:10 PM
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Not to be out done I tried it again........... 17! :'(
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 18, 2009, 07:42:28 PM
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17
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: 1911 Junkie on September 18, 2009, 10:21:01 PM
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21
It's good to have young eyes. ;)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: david86440 on September 18, 2009, 10:24:09 PM
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I can see them, just can't wheel my
chair mouse fast enough.....
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 20, 2009, 08:54:21 PM
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Got it in an email....and no, I didn't check the math or numbers.......just posting for the heck of it....
"The Proposal"
When a company falls on difficult times, one of the things that seems to happen is they reduce their staff and workers. The remaining workers must find ways to continue to do a good job or risk that their job would be eliminated as well.
Wall street, and the media normally congratulate the CEO for making this type of "tough decision", and his board of directors gives him a big bonus.
Our government should not be immune from similar risks.
Therefore:
Reduce the House of Representatives from the current 435 members to 218 members.
Reduce Senate members from 100 to 50 (one per State). Then, reduce their staff by 25%.
Accomplish this over the next 8 years (two steps/two elections) and of course this would require some redistricting.
Some Yearly Monetary Gains Include:
$44,108,400 for elimination of base pay for congress. (267 members X $165,200 pay/member/ yr.)
$97,175,000 for elimination of their staff. (estimate $1.3 Million in staff per each member of the House, and $3 Million in staff per each member of the Senate every year)
$240,294 for the reduction in remaining staff by 25%.
$7,500,000,000 reduction in pork barrel ear-marks each year. (those members whose jobs are gone. Current estimates for total government pork earmarks are at $15 Billion/yr).
The remaining representatives would need to work smarter and improve efficiencies.. It might even be in their best interests to work together for the good of our country!
We may also expect that smaller committees might lead to a more efficient resolution of issues as well. It might even be easier to keep track of what your representative is doing.
Congress has more tools available to do their jobs than it had back in 1911 when the current number of representatives was established. (telephone, computers, cell phones to name a few)
Note:
Congress did not hesitate to head home when it was a holiday, when the nation needed a real fix to the economic problems. Also, we had 3 senators that were not doing their jobs for the 18+ months (on the campaign trail) and still they all have accepted full pay. These facts alone support a reduction in senators & congress.
Summary of opportunity:
$44,108,400 reduction of congress members.
$282,100, 000 for elimination of the reduced house member staff.
$150,000,000 for elimination of reduced senate member staff.
$59,675,000 for 25% reduction of staff for remaining house members.
$37,500,000 for 25% reduction of staff for remaining senate members.
$7,500,000,000 reduction in pork added to bills by the reduction of congress members.
$8,073,383,400 per year, estimated total savings.
(that's 8-BILLION just to start!)
Big business does these types of cuts all the time.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Hazcat on September 20, 2009, 09:07:49 PM
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I like it!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 20, 2009, 09:29:46 PM
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Therefore:
Reduce the House of Representatives from the current 435 members to 218 members.
Constitutionally set based on population
Reduce Senate members from 100 to 50 (one per State).
Also set by the Constitution
Then, reduce their staff by 25%.
Make up for the others by a 75% cut in staff and a Constitutional requirement that the elected official himself has to read EVERY bill he votes on, not just the Cliff Notes.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 20, 2009, 09:50:37 PM
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Hey, a Constitutional Amendment works for me........ ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on September 20, 2009, 11:17:11 PM
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Here's another idea to add to what was said by PegLeg.
Repeal the 17th Amendment! Make the Senators represent the States and be chosen by the State Legislature! We The People would have a much larger voice if the Senators were chosen by the Representatives that WE elect.
At least that is how it was intended to work. Too bad the general public allow the Congress to screw that one up. :-[
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on September 21, 2009, 01:07:38 PM
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How about if we keep the representation but cut the staff to bare minimum? Eliminate the complexity of governement and bills that requires a hundered plus staffers to accomplish this crap? Treat the position like it was intended?
This morning I was listenting to a commentator, and he quoted a manufaturing executive (I appologize, but I turned the show on in the middle, and did not catch the commentator's name or the exec. he refered to (I'm still driving this Ohio car, and one of their presets matches a local station I don't usually listen to)). This executive, not lobbiest or staffer but executive, complained about special interests, including himself, being "thick as thieves" at the Capital. He said that on his last visit he couldn't walk fifteen feet without running into another executive or company representative at any time and that lobbiests were even more numerous.
Who is running this country? Is it the legislators, the lobbiests, the staffers, or the actual special intersts?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on September 21, 2009, 01:11:11 PM
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Now that just makes way to much sense!!
+10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 21, 2009, 01:13:52 PM
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the lobbiests, the staffers, and George Soros
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on September 21, 2009, 01:15:34 PM
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Took the liberty of correcting your post. You were being to exclusive for our politically correct crowd on here ;)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 21, 2009, 01:20:33 PM
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MOST members here react to "political correctness" the way bare foot people react to cow pies.
http://www.pjtv.com/video/Afterburner_with_Bill_Whittle/MSNBC_%26_The_Great_Liberal_Narrative%3A_The_Truth_About_The_Tyranny_of_Political_Correctness/2343/
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ericire12 on September 21, 2009, 01:20:57 PM
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Lobbyists play an important role (i.e. The NRA). It is a constitutional right for the people to be able to petition the government, and lobbyists are how it is done. The problem is not lobbying, but rather the problem is corrupt lobbyists and corrupt politicians.
*I think you could make the case that a politician taking bribes and kickbacks is treason..... Tom, can you tell us all how treason is to be punished ??? ;)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 21, 2009, 01:35:27 PM
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HANG THEM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on September 21, 2009, 01:58:09 PM
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eric,
It is not the proper use of lobbying that I am against. It is what has become of it. The system is broken. Everything has gotten so complex and complicated that the real needs aren't being met, and time and money is being wasted trying to "make friends."
The key part is taking it all the way back to what it was meant to be.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Pathfinder on September 21, 2009, 02:37:54 PM
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'm sorry, Tom, I didn't get that. What is it you're trying to say to us?
8)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ericire12 on September 21, 2009, 02:40:11 PM
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Bullseye!
The problem, as I see it, is career politicians that care only about two things:
1.Their own careers
2. Lining their pockets
*Did anyone see "Whats in the best interest of the country" anywhere on that list?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 23, 2009, 10:28:19 PM
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"To give without any reward, or any notice, has a special quality of its own."
This is a keeper....
WET PANTS
Come with me to a third grade classroom......
There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet.
He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened.
It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it.
When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives........
The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays this prayer, 'Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I'm dead meat.'
He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered.
As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water.
Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap.
The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to himself, 'Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!'
Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy.
The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts to put on while his pants dry out.
All the other children are on their hands and knees cleaning up around his desk.
The sympathy is wonderful.
But as life would have it, the ridicule that should have been his has been transferred to someone else - Susie.
She tries to help, but they tell her to get out, 'You've done enough, you klutz!'.
Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers, 'You did that on purpose, didn't you?'
Susie whispers back, 'I wet my pants once too..'
May God help us see the opportunities that are always around us to do good...
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Hazcat on September 24, 2009, 11:46:06 AM
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This is the wonderful Top secret drum corps from Basel Switzerland. This is their new show that was performed at the Basel tattoo this year, enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFtc_rpg-Wg
6 minutes of way cool!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on September 24, 2009, 11:59:05 AM
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Way COOL
8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on September 24, 2009, 12:55:47 PM
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DUI redneck... ;D
Funny even if it's staged ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WATrM9GSzyE&feature=related
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 29, 2009, 01:51:56 PM
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Duck....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOwDAet77qk
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Johnny Bravo on September 29, 2009, 04:58:32 PM
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Thanks Peg.........I think I just crapped my pants.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on September 29, 2009, 05:46:28 PM
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Johnny ... you are in that elite club where you are thanking Peg for a "reason" you crapped your pants ;) That video sounds better than saying it was a shart.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Johnny Bravo on September 29, 2009, 06:06:59 PM
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Yep ;D ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: brosometal on September 30, 2009, 06:45:08 PM
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Shart? Someone bet on a fart and lose?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 30, 2009, 06:49:09 PM
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Not if they are SUPPOSED to have lumps. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 30, 2009, 10:37:43 PM
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Just say NO to ass-gravy. :o :-X :-X :-X
(http://www.smileyx.com/smilies/fighting0024.gif)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: cooptire on October 01, 2009, 10:55:05 AM
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Haz, WAY cool. Having spent a few formative years in various drum lines, I LOVE A GOOD LINE FEATURE! These guys are COOL!
Thanks ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Hazcat on October 01, 2009, 11:06:30 AM
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My pleasure, Coop. Those guys are really tight!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: brosometal on October 01, 2009, 01:03:42 PM
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That smiley is just... I'm not sure, but it just doesn't feel right.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 02, 2009, 05:55:22 PM
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It is a little 'disturbing' if you watch it too long........ ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 02, 2009, 05:56:48 PM
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Just wanted to share this........
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 04, 2009, 11:51:11 AM
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I'm getting ready for my annual trip to the elementary school student council (mostly fifth graders) to teach them "flag folding." However, flag folding is the least of what they get from me. I teach them enough to respectfully fold the flag without further practice. I give them history, respect, and a whole bunch of non-pc stuff that keeps amazing me that I am invited back year after year.
Every year before going I need to research and get my info together. Many tell me I should save it all from year to year, but I find that through research I learn something new every year, and I find something new to share each year.
One thing I use every year is Red Skelton's Pledge ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZBTyTWOZCM&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZBTyTWOZCM&feature=related)
Like I said before, every time I look for these items I find lots of other stuff ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fuzLTrwVbc&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fuzLTrwVbc&feature=related)
I won't post everything I've found the last couple days, but I'm sure many of you do the same thing I do with these sites and searches - surf from one to the next until the day is gone.
I hope you enjoy and find something new or a new way of viewing things!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 04, 2009, 11:53:39 AM
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Speaking of finding something new, hears one I've never seen before ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BupDoxw8r-8&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BupDoxw8r-8&feature=related)
;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 04, 2009, 01:31:19 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usk81XVsE9o&feature=related
Actually Gen. Butterfield wrote the tune as a "lullaby" for his troops each night. but due to the savagry of the battles they participated in in quickly came to be a reminder of those who were sleeping forever.
Gen. Dan Butterfield rewrote much of the book of US Army bugle calls, including adding a signature flourish attached to each Brigade so that units would know if a call was directed at them or not.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Walter45Auto on October 04, 2009, 02:04:32 PM
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I like that one!!! ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 05, 2009, 11:16:31 AM
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Going 'green' has it's weak points......... I guess.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Timothy on October 05, 2009, 11:18:36 AM
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It saves on the cost of a casket though!
;)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on October 05, 2009, 11:20:25 AM
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That'll leave a mark.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 05, 2009, 11:24:58 AM
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Especially of the 'skid' variety.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 15, 2009, 06:52:33 PM
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Got this in an email today....these kids are good....they really get going around the 4:00 mark.......
These kids, The Kings Firecrackers entertained during half-time at an Army/Navy Basketball Game in Ohio. They are absolutely amazing. Can you imagine the work it took to learn these routines and then execute them? Is is outstanding!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: brosometal on October 15, 2009, 08:27:07 PM
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That was just a little bit of awesome right there.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: m25operator on October 15, 2009, 09:07:56 PM
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AWESOME, FITS THE BILL.
THANKS AS USUAL. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on October 16, 2009, 11:38:45 PM
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Great show! I found myself cheering them on as I watched! Thanks.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 18, 2009, 05:08:57 PM
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Don't mess with us females .. or you'll get the "what for"..... ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Big Frank on October 18, 2009, 05:22:36 PM
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Once again the female does all the talking. :)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Pathfinder on October 18, 2009, 06:56:21 PM
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+100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 18, 2009, 07:26:52 PM
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Ohhh whatever!!!!you both can blow it out your ass.......... :P
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on October 18, 2009, 07:45:27 PM
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lol, make a RUN to the CORNER!! ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 18, 2009, 10:50:22 PM
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They can run... but they can't hide...(http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/bullwhip.gif)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Johnny Bravo on October 18, 2009, 11:04:38 PM
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M'ette,
I thought you would be in a better mood since it's getting close to Haloween?
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac157/johnnybravo7/smileys/wit33.gif)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 18, 2009, 11:08:09 PM
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How NOT to Rob a Liquor Store...
( wonder how many Obama for Pres t-shirts he has.. LOL)
Why Johhny darlin.... That IS my good mood.. LOL
but you're right .. Halloween is close.
((news leak... " i think".......marshal is going to be a gorilla.. and I'm gonna be an old woman.. ((Any cracks on if I am going to wear a mask and I'll ban you forever from here) ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on October 18, 2009, 11:19:20 PM
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Odd. He doesn't LOOK related to the guy in the not as think as you drunk I am video, but they must have been seperated at birth. That is just too sad. If I were the cop, I'd almost feel compelled to give him a head start just to make it sporting. ;D
FQ13 Who is wondering why they didn't have the "Mission Impossible" theme playing in the background. ROFL
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Johnny Bravo on October 18, 2009, 11:29:45 PM
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Great video........what a dumbass! I wonder how much damadge $$$ ?
M'ette.......about your costume. Just wear something low cut and they will never notice anything else. I hope y'all get back from Ca soon. It's nice to travel but it's always good to get home.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 19, 2009, 12:34:07 PM
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Rich Little is one of the most impressive impressionists in the world. He can do over 200 voices. And they’ve carried him through an amazing comedic career.
He can do nearly any Hollywood star you can think of. He does every U.S. president from Kennedy to Bush. Though he’s from Canada, he has become an American comedy icon. And he has just celebrated his 70th birthday.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 19, 2009, 10:15:37 PM
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Amazing........................
ant colony...
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 19, 2009, 10:47:08 PM
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That's neat.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 19, 2009, 11:12:39 PM
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Fireman vs Policeman
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 19, 2009, 11:12:57 PM
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Trust Fail
;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 20, 2009, 12:54:48 AM
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Just as soon as I got my head to quit pounding after that stunt.. I would beat the holy shit out of him.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Pathfinder on October 20, 2009, 05:26:57 AM
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I just knew she would bring out the whip!!!
Sorry, not into that, dom here . . . ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 20, 2009, 06:47:05 PM
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There IS a valuable lesson there about trusting others . ;D
Actually it is an appropriate lesson for those fools who think they don't need a gun because they have cops.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Johnny Bravo on October 20, 2009, 06:57:44 PM
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That Todd Conner guy is in dire need of an old fashioned ass whoopin!!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 20, 2009, 08:44:59 PM
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Why ? I laughed my self sick . While I regret that the lady was injured (if she was ) She DESERVED to be dropped on her head .
How long did her parents spend teaching her things like don't take candy from strangers , don't take rides from strangers, etc etc etc..
Yet this dummy throws herself off a ladder because some STRANGER "promised" to catch her ?
I'll catch you.
The checks in the mail
I won't cxx in your moxxx .
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Big Frank on October 20, 2009, 08:48:18 PM
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And let's not forget "I love you". ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Hazcat on October 20, 2009, 08:50:24 PM
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I'll respect you in the morning.
I'll call you.
......
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on October 20, 2009, 08:55:29 PM
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HAZ, you forgot "The Checks in the Mail!"
Richard
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Hazcat on October 20, 2009, 09:02:33 PM
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Tom posted it. ;)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Timothy on October 20, 2009, 09:06:12 PM
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"I didn't know she was your sister/cousin/best friend!"
A personal fav.....
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Bill Stryker on October 21, 2009, 10:19:38 PM
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Some people are making the comparison that Obama is like Hitler
. Well, that's just wrong.
Hitler at least got the Olympics for Berlin in 1936.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on October 22, 2009, 05:55:27 PM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 22, 2009, 10:13:18 PM
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I may use that line the next time I'm in a whore house. It'll be appropriate there. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 28, 2009, 11:48:21 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GavWTSAfm1g
;D
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Title: Re: Video of the Day: African Thunderstorm
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 30, 2009, 08:23:05 PM
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Thanks! I've seen the rain progression before, but never the whole thing.
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Title: Re: Video of the Day: Amazing juggling
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 30, 2009, 08:23:40 PM
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Good find Don ;D
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Title: Re: Video of the Day: African Thunderstorm
Post by: twyacht on October 30, 2009, 08:29:49 PM
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That was really kinda cool, bet it sounded much better live.
Thanks.
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Title: Re: Video of the Day: The Orangutan & The Hound Dog
Post by: twyacht on October 30, 2009, 08:38:00 PM
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Too bad a dog owner lost a good dog, but hey, the dog seems to enjoy his new family.
Life is like a box of chocolates,.... ::)
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Title: Re: Video of the Day: African Thunderstorm
Post by: fightingquaker13 on October 30, 2009, 09:01:04 PM
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Very cool post! I may be dating myself, but I saw Toto live in Miami in high school, and the chorus was just plain solid.
FQ13
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Title: Re: Video of the Day: The Orangutan & The Hound Dog
Post by: m25operator on October 30, 2009, 09:08:29 PM
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I like, thanks Don. ;D
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Title: Re: Video of the Day: African Thunderstorm
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 30, 2009, 09:08:34 PM
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To cool Don ;D
This was always my favorite from Toto ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PlsNigNUgw
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Title: Re: Video of the Day: African Thunderstorm
Post by: twyacht on October 30, 2009, 09:10:41 PM
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If any of you mention Asia or Air Supply, your fired,... ;)
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Title: Re: Video of the Day: African Thunderstorm
Post by: m25operator on October 30, 2009, 09:17:59 PM
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Good one TW, Thanks Don again, your going for the trifecta. More comments after watching the next vid.
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Title: Re: Video of the Day: Amazing juggling
Post by: m25operator on October 30, 2009, 09:25:12 PM
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You did it, bad ass. you should not lurk so much and get involved, these 3 were a treat.
Thanks, wife and I enjoyed very much.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 01, 2009, 10:41:12 PM
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Carol Burnett........... ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 01, 2009, 10:51:19 PM
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Good one......some of the all-time funniest people that ever lived were on that show.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Big Frank on November 01, 2009, 10:59:00 PM
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She was almost as suspicious as my ex.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: TAB on November 03, 2009, 02:27:17 PM
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now this is pussy whipped
(http://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/random-funny-goofball-9.jpg)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 03, 2009, 02:29:41 PM
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She better be able to suck start a Harley.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: TAB on November 03, 2009, 02:35:11 PM
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more like a 747.
for thsoe that don't know, when cold 747s have to be started with a huffer, its basicly a large vane style compressor mounted on a truck.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on November 06, 2009, 05:07:13 AM
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REDNECK ART made with BBQ RIBS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3pz2VgIM7E
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 08, 2009, 07:39:55 PM
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Protect your toodles, boys........... Granny's huntin' birds on full auto again............ :o :o :o ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--K3X6rptE4
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Jackel on November 08, 2009, 07:43:10 PM
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"if he draws on me again, im gonna shoot him in his toodles." :D classic
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 09, 2009, 07:23:03 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OTVqVzAvig
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Jackel on November 09, 2009, 07:24:58 PM
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that might sting
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: deepwater on November 10, 2009, 06:24:13 AM
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http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601101&sid=abYvJGlrPoZA
oops.... just saw the navy ship. haven't seen the container ship yet though.
I'll post a couple of pics of the navy ship later (Just took the pics on the way ashore).
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Ichiban on November 10, 2009, 09:25:20 AM
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I never have understood how that was possible. It's not like they are sneaking up on one another.
In a previous lifetime I saw the damage when an aircraft carrier (USS Ranger) managed to collide with a cargo ship. That cost me back to back Indian Ocean cruises and, I suspect, the captain his career. They ended up dry-docking in Japan where they cut the whole bow off and replaced it. It was quiet the engineering feet.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 10, 2009, 02:40:01 PM
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The article said it was near a suspension bridge so I'm guessing confined waterway with not much room for error.
Then of course there are Mr. Murphy and the fact that no matter how advanced the technology sh!t will continue to happen.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on November 11, 2009, 12:31:12 PM
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Are women born this way?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRRkJ95RxIo
;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 19, 2009, 11:06:32 PM
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Experts claim serious side effects of flu shots amount to about one in a million - well this is what that one in a million looks like. This has freaked me out enough to bypass flu shots in the future. But what do I know - to each their own. A 25 year old woman in Ashburn, Virginia has come down with a severe debilitating neurological disorder days after receiving a seasonal flu vaccination.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 19, 2009, 11:10:31 PM
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Now that's messed up.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 20, 2009, 11:28:29 AM
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I found my new Skeet Gun........... ;) ;D ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On6M8IC1K-Q
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 21, 2009, 06:07:39 PM
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http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/077/2/e/Animator_vs__Animation_by_alanbecker.swf
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 21, 2009, 07:56:07 PM
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Good one! I love it!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 21, 2009, 10:47:10 PM
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As an ex Auto-CAD man, I thought it was cool. ;)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on November 22, 2009, 10:57:18 PM
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The Warrior Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTs6a0ORdQU
Pass it on, turn up the volume to rock out with this tune!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bulldog75 on November 22, 2009, 11:41:37 PM
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That was awsome.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Bill Stryker on November 23, 2009, 09:13:30 AM
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FIRST BOOK OF GOVERNMENT
Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican Party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes.
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I am still glad I'm an American.
I am glad that I am free.
But I often wish I were a dog...
And Obama was a tree.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Johnny Bravo on November 23, 2009, 05:36:17 PM
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Perspective
One day , the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.
They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.
On their return from their trip , the father asked his son , "How was the trip?"
"It was great , Dad."
"Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked.
"Oh yeah , " said the son.
"So , tell me , what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father.
The son answered:
"I saw that we have one dog and they had four.
We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end.
We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night.
Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.
We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.
We have servants who serve us , but they serve others.
We buy our food , but they grow theirs.
We have walls around our property to protect us , they have friends to protect them."
The boy's father was speechless.
Then his son added , "Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are."
Isn't perspective a wonderful thing? Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have.
Appreciate every single thing you have , especially your friends!
Pass this on to friends and acquaintances and help them refresh their perspective and appreciation.
"Life is too short and friends are too few.."
"Happy Thanksgiving"
JB
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on December 01, 2009, 11:28:53 AM
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Recieved in an email from my brother inlaw.
OH HELL YEAH!
Love This Comeback !!!!!
One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him and his troops everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands and thank them for being willing to serve and fight for not only our own freedoms, but so that others may have them also.
But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha.
He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the U.S. flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly, 'Yes, I always wear it and probably always will.'
The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi.
A gentleman standing behind my son stepped forward. Putting his arm around my son's shoulders and nodding towards my son, he said in a calm and gentle voice to the Iraqi woman: 'Lady, hundreds of thousands of men and women like this young man have fought and died so that YOU could stand here, in MY country and accuse a check-out cashier of bombing YOUR countrymen. It is my belief that had you been this outspoken in YOUR own country, we wouldn't need to be there today. But, hey, if you have now learned how to speak out so loudly and clearly, I'll gladly buy you a ticket and pay your way back to Iraq so you can straighten out the mess in YOUR country that you are obviously here in MY country to avoid. Everyone within hearing distance cheered!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on December 01, 2009, 11:33:03 AM
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Could just as well have been many of our own that have forgotten that freedom isn't free, and that we aren't there because we want to be.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on December 01, 2009, 01:18:30 PM
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I love it, I am going to send this around to my friends by email!
Please tell your son "I thank him for his service" for me too. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on December 01, 2009, 01:21:09 PM
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Bryan, it's not my son. I got this in an email from my brother inlaw!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on December 01, 2009, 02:24:18 PM
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I guess I should reread posts before I go and reply... :o lol, sorry, pass along my thanks anyway, he deserves it. Thanks for setting me straight.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 01, 2009, 03:39:33 PM
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Bryand, you aren't the only one who decided to send it to every one you know.
When I went to my e-mail to send it out I had already received it from 3 other members ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 02, 2009, 12:47:20 AM
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This video was featured on CNN of a young girl with incredible drawing talent.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 02, 2009, 11:20:03 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wecw2hF5fR0
;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 04, 2009, 09:32:22 PM
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And this just in from the department of "We did it just because we could"........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_mPNnzCilQ
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on December 04, 2009, 11:11:59 PM
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Why am I not surprised that his homeowners association is doing this? They should be giving him a flag pole to put in his front yard to fly his flag from for his service to our country.
http://www.breitbart.tv/local-world-war-ii-veteran-fights-homeowners-association/
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 05, 2009, 01:01:35 AM
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Years ago a guy I worked with put a chainsaw engine on a 10 speed.
Local Cops clocked him at 50 MPH on flat ground . They pulled him over to see what the hell he was riding and spent an hour asking him questions, starting with "Why ?" and then getting into "How did you..."
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 06, 2009, 07:52:54 PM
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Dream girl? ;D
Yes....headed to the corner..........
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Title: Michael.......this will cheer you up. "The People of WalMart"
Post by: CDR on December 09, 2009, 11:55:46 AM
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Get well soon Michael. You should enjoy this.....
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
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Title: Re: Michael.......this will cheer you up. "The People of WalMart"
Post by: ericire12 on December 09, 2009, 12:58:44 PM
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You never know what you are gonna get
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Title: Re: Michael.......this will cheer you up. "The People of WalMart"
Post by: CDR on December 09, 2009, 01:07:09 PM
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As long as I can keep getting .45 ACP at $29 per 100 rounds, who cares. :)
Hopefully it will be back in stock soon. Have only been able to get .357 lately.
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Title: Re: Michael.......this will cheer you up. "The People of WalMart"
Post by: bulldog75 on December 09, 2009, 03:46:13 PM
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WTF. Do people have no pride.
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Title: Re: Michael.......this will cheer you up. "The People of WalMart"
Post by: JC5123 on December 09, 2009, 04:29:48 PM
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Fixed it.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bulldog75 on December 09, 2009, 04:34:47 PM
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Thanks
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Title: Re: Michael.......this will cheer you up. "The People of WalMart"
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 09, 2009, 08:55:19 PM
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That was kinda like a bad train wreck....you don't want to look.....but you can't stop yourself.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on December 11, 2009, 12:45:54 AM
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Hell it's like going to the fair without leaving your home! ;)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 11, 2009, 01:08:45 AM
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People watching is like a trip to the zoo. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 11, 2009, 08:17:29 PM
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This just in from the "World's Shortest Hold-Up Files".........
;D ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on December 13, 2009, 07:19:56 PM
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;D ;D ;D
ROFLMAO ;D ;D Sic'em Boy!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 13, 2009, 08:15:40 PM
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I like the way he gives the dog a boost over the counter then goes and does something else. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 14, 2009, 11:03:58 AM
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Jingle Bombs~~
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: JC5123 on December 14, 2009, 11:09:26 AM
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I got to see him live last year. I have never laughed so hard in my life.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 15, 2009, 11:19:08 PM
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And from the "Dumbass Files"............
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on December 16, 2009, 09:19:07 AM
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No F ing WAY!!!!!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on December 16, 2009, 09:40:54 AM
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Until the two minute mark I thought they had closed the road for him. Can you imagine meeting that coming down the road at you? How fast do you think that feels when your laying on your chest?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 16, 2009, 12:13:32 PM
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I heard that crazy people were doing Luge runs down some of Ca. mountain roads on sleds equipped with roller blade wheels
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on December 16, 2009, 12:39:34 PM
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I watched all the way to the end ONLY because I thought I'd get to see his ass get run over. Damn, that's 4 minutes of my life that I'll never get back.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on December 16, 2009, 12:46:30 PM
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And that is a big loss how?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on December 16, 2009, 12:49:55 PM
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When you get to be MY age you ain't got much time left to waste, ya whippersnapper. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 16, 2009, 01:14:36 PM
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I thought it looked like FUN ;D
But then I think those "Bird man" suits look like fun too ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Ichiban on December 16, 2009, 01:22:13 PM
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Dude! Way TMI!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 18, 2009, 10:33:03 AM
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A doggy Christmas
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on December 18, 2009, 03:28:43 PM
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Marshal'ette, my Grandpa used to say you had to be smarter than the animal before you could teach it anything...sometimes I wonder if I am!!!!!
Richard
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 09, 2010, 01:23:03 PM
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DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELER
December 8 - 6:00 PM
It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!
December 9
We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had! Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snow plough came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life!
December 12
The sun has melted all our lovely snow.. Such a disappointment! My neighbor tells me not to worry- we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. I don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor.
December 14
Snow, lovely snow! 8 inches last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snow plough came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so.
December 15
20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska , after all.
December 16
Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.
December 17
Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.
December 20
Electricity's back on, but had another 14 inches of the damn stuff last night. More shoveling! Took all day. The dam snow plough came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.
December 22
Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white crap fell today, and it's so cold, it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to pee. By the time I got undressed, peed and dressed again, I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plough on his truck for the rest of the winter, but he says he's too busy. I think the butt hole is lying.
December 23
Only 2 inches of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she, nuts?!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she's lying.
December 24
6 inches - Snow packed so hard by snow plough, I broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a bitch who drives that snow plough, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls and beat him to death with my broken shovel. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was too busy watching for the damn snow plough.
December 25
Merry fricking Christmas! 20 more inches of the damn slop tonight - Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God, I hate the snow! Then the snow plough driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's a fricking idiot. If I have to watch "It's A Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave.
December 26
Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.
December 27
Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze; plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him, he only charged me $1,400 to replace all my pipes.
December 28
Warmed up to above -20. Still snowed in. My WIFE is driving me crazy!!!
December 29
10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?
December 30
Roof caved in. I beat up the snow plough driver, and now he is suing me for a million dollars, not only the beating I gave him, but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his BUTT. The wife went home to her mother. Nine more inches predicted.
December 31
I set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.
January 8
Feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: red364 on January 09, 2010, 01:45:17 PM
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I found this beautiful winter poem and thought it might be a comfort to all my friends.
I t's very well written …. I hope that you enjoy it .
" WINTER "
by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre
(http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x286/red364/Image_image001_jpg01CA9066_88C02C40.jpg)
Shit It's Cold!
The End
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 09, 2010, 04:00:41 PM
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hahahaha~~ I put that on my facebook this morning..
Perfect .. just perfect .. LOL
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on January 09, 2010, 06:16:47 PM
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I have had to clear SNOW at least once every day this week so my wife could get out of the drive for work! Our area of NE Ohio is in the "secondary snow belt" so we don't get hit as bad as the SB most of the time.
Richard
PS: Remember, SNOW is a 4 letter word!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Bill Stryker on January 10, 2010, 10:56:58 AM
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A public school teacher was arrested today
at John F.. Kennedy International Airport
as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a
protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning
press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a
member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the
man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math
instruction.
'Al-Gebra is a
problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by
means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of
absolute values.' They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and
refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they
belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with
coordinates in every country.
As the Greek
philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every
triangle'.
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama
said, 'If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math
instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.'
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a
more intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is
believed that the Nobel Prize for Physics will follow----
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Walter45Auto on January 10, 2010, 03:31:34 PM
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That one's probably TRUE..... ::)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 16, 2010, 04:07:35 PM
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This is one highly maneuverable little boat.....looks like a SB Chevy motor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8xMLvkkxWc
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 16, 2010, 04:10:18 PM
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The Carter Helicopter...
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 16, 2010, 04:43:12 PM
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I was starting to get bored, yeah, cool little boat, but I think a canoe would be fas HOLY SH!T !!! ;D
I never saw anything "Explode into action" before
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: 1911 Junkie on January 16, 2010, 05:34:35 PM
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How does a boat that fast, turn so sharp? :o
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on January 19, 2010, 06:00:06 AM
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Billy Connolly The Colonoscopy
http://s286.photobucket.com/albums/ll93/aus08_2008/?action=view¤t=BillyConnollyTheColonoscopy.flv
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Pathfinder on January 19, 2010, 06:52:55 AM
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Probably a ducted impeller or thrust nozzle.
How does the driver know where to go? I did not see one marker! Obviously a purpose-built water course, so maybe memorized? At that speed? Holy crap!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on January 19, 2010, 10:09:46 AM
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Just had one yesterday...not fun! I slept all the way thru this one (not so in the past).
Richard
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 19, 2010, 10:54:09 AM
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Path, are you talking about the "Sprint Boats" or Billy Connolly's bung hole ? ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on January 19, 2010, 11:01:23 AM
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Michelle Obama on Sesame Street. ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCfSxPspCT0&feature=related
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on January 19, 2010, 01:42:21 PM
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I like this comment that was posted there.
I started out believing Obama was born in Hawaii, but can we ignore the fact that the "most transparent" president in history is spending hundred's of thousands (soon to be millions) of taxpayer dollars to defend a $10 document. How many millions does he have to spend before the non-birthers get the "looney label". I say we passed that point at $1 mil. NON-BIRTHERS ARE NOW THE "LOONEYS"
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on January 19, 2010, 01:45:30 PM
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Agreed to a point. There is also the issue of was his citizenship through birth and eventual statehood given up for comfort and education at some point? However, all who question have gained the loony label, but isn't that one of the tools that dictators and other power grabbers have used throughout history?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 19, 2010, 03:34:10 PM
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This guy could probably fly a Cracker Jack's box taped to a kite.............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1fmSlpT_iI
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on January 19, 2010, 03:38:53 PM
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Way cool. 8)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on February 05, 2010, 09:32:33 AM
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Jr. Samples.... ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZNGPRX_W88
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Title: Not gun related, but an interesting video anyway.
Post by: GUNS-R-US on February 12, 2010, 10:56:30 PM
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Here's a talented young man and a father that really loves his son!
:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=9xwCG0Ey2Mg
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on February 13, 2010, 05:33:02 AM
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Here is one to try...
They say that you have to have an IQ over 120 to solve it! Took me less than 5 minutes!
If 2+3=10
7+2=63
6+5=66
8+4=96
what does 9+7=?
I should add...supply how you arrived at your answer.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on February 13, 2010, 08:14:08 AM
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144 ... solution pm'd to youi!
by the way after I read your total post I looked at the clock ... less than 45 seconds!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on February 13, 2010, 08:19:12 AM
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144 verified as correct. PMing method
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on February 13, 2010, 08:25:48 AM
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By the way ...
I don't pretend to understand the entire IQ scoring system, but I ain't a triple digit kinda guy ... trust me :P
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: 1911 Junkie on February 13, 2010, 10:01:18 AM
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That was easy. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Majer on February 13, 2010, 12:14:15 PM
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PM sent with answer and formula, took about 60 seconds.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 13, 2010, 12:14:50 PM
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The guy that sent this to me said this...
"The only way I could hit those high notes is if "The Twins" dropped down into a bear trap ----and then, only when I hit the end of the trap chain. Amazing !!!!"
;D
and it IS amazing.......
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 13, 2010, 01:19:50 PM
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electric lawnmower recall... ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: CJS3 on February 13, 2010, 01:35:32 PM
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Toyota Lawn Mower?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 13, 2010, 01:43:11 PM
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Bear on 2 legs...
amazing the adaptability of animals..
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 13, 2010, 02:09:49 PM
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Check these old model cars out..
http://www.flickr.com/photos/24796741@N05/sets/72157604247242338/show/with/2346008881
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 13, 2010, 02:17:35 PM
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Madrid Spain multi car parking system..
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 13, 2010, 02:23:01 PM
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slide show of iwo jima
http://picasaweb.google.com/7thfighter/IwoJima?authkey=Gv1sRgCIW06db_6oth&feat=email#slideshow/5299163756877317266
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 13, 2010, 02:47:17 PM
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Just Stay
A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside. "Your son is
here," she said to the old man.
She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes
opened. Heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack, he
dimly saw the
young uniformed Marine standing outside the oxygen tent. He reached out
his hand. The Marine wrapped his toughened fingers around the old man's
limp ones, squeezing a message of love and
encouragement. The nurse brought a chair so that the Marine could sit
beside the bed.All through the night the young Marine sat there in the
poorly lighted ward, holding the old man's hand and offering him words
of love and strength. Occasionally, the nurse suggested that the Marine
move away and rest awhile. He refused. Whenever the nurse came into the
ward, the Marine was oblivious of her and of the night noises of the
hospital - the clanking of the oxygen tank, the laughter of the night
staff members exchanging greetings, the cries and moans of the other
patients. Now and then she heard him say a few gentle words. The dying
man said nothing, only held tightly to his son all through the night.
Along towards dawn, the old man died. The Marine released the now
lifeless hand he had been holding and went to tell the nurse. While she
did what she had to do, he waited. Finally, she returned. She started
to offer words of sympathy, but the Marine interrupted her. "Who was
that man?" he asked. The nurse was startled, "He was your father," she
answered.
"No, he wasn't," the Marine replied. "I never saw him before in my life."
"Then why didn't you say something when I took you to him?"
"I knew right away there had been a mistake, but I also knew he needed
his son, and his son just wasn't here. When I realized that he was too
sick to tell whether or not I was his son, knowing how much he needed
me, I stayed."
I came here tonight to find a Mr. William Grey. His Son was Killed in
Iraq today, and I was sent to inform him. What was this Gentleman's Name?
The Nurse with Tears in Her Eyes Answered, Mr. William Grey.............
The next time someone needs you .... just be there. Stay.
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Title: Re: Not gun related, but an interesting video anyway.
Post by: m25operator on February 13, 2010, 06:27:48 PM
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Awesome, and that genuine smile, from a man who has never seen one :'(
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: m25operator on February 13, 2010, 06:55:29 PM
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The bear video finally explains the Sasquatch video, I wonder if the cub will walk upright due to the momma's example? Then evolution would be explained if all bears start walking upright.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Pathfinder on February 13, 2010, 08:12:07 PM
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144
Had the method figured out while I was going through the list - at 7+2 = 63 in fact. It's late, I've been up since four something, so it took me maybe 20 seconds to do the math in my head.
PMing the method to you.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Big Frank on February 13, 2010, 10:35:23 PM
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I finally figured it out. It was harder than most IQ questions.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on February 14, 2010, 05:30:18 PM
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got it, wasn't as hard as I first thought. Just took me a few minutes to get my brain wrapped around it. I haven't done any thing like this in a while.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 15, 2010, 01:39:32 PM
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This is a fun wedding video..
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 15, 2010, 01:54:19 PM
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911 dispatcher-in-training Chris Scott was surprised to get a call from his wife saying his son was choking. Scott calmly instructed his wife and saved his son's life.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 15, 2010, 02:22:52 PM
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Why Women Are Crabby
We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs.
Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had.
Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod pushed up your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about.
Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spend the entire day leaning over Brother John. Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we are), we learned to live with the growing little angels inside us steadily kicking our innards night and day making us wonder if we were preparing to have Rosemary's Baby.
Our once flat bellies looked like we swallowed a whole watermelon and we peed our pants every time we sneezed. When the big moment arrived, the dam in our blessed Nether Regions invariably burst right in the middle of the mall and we had to waddle, with our big cartoon feet, moaning in pain all the way to the ER.
Then it was huff and puff and beg to die while the OB says, 'Please stop screaming, Mrs. Hear-me-roar. Calm down and push. Just one more good push' (more like 10), warranting a strong, well-deserved impulse to punch the %$#*@*#!* hubby and doctor square in the nose for making us cram a wiggling, mushroom-headed 10 pound bowling ball through a keyhole.
After that, it was time to raise those angels only to find that when all that 'cute' wears off, the beautiful little darlings morphed into walking, jabbering, wet, gooey, snot-blowing, life-sucking little poop machines.
Then come their 'Teen Years.' Need I say more?
When the kids are almost grown, we women hit our voracious sexual prime in our early 40's - while hubby had his somewhere around his 18th birthday.
So we progress into the grand finale: 'Menopause', the Grandmother of all womanhood. It's either take HRT and chance cancer in those now seasoned 'buds' or the aforementioned Nether Regions, or, sweat like a hog in July, wash your sheets and pillowcases daily and bite the head off anything that moves.
Now, you ask WHY women seem to be more spiteful than men, when men get off so easy, INCLUDING the icing on life's cake: Being able to pee in the woods without soaking their socks...
So, while I love being a woman, 'Womanhood' would make the Great Gandhi a tad crabby. You think women are the 'weaker sex'? Yeah right.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on February 15, 2010, 05:17:56 PM
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M'ette ... I know this is nothing we don't all know already and that you have admitted to, but twelve fricken paragraphs to say "life's a bitch" ???
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 16, 2010, 01:51:04 AM
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So??? And uhhhh~~~Your point would be??? ?? ?? ? ??
::)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on February 16, 2010, 03:16:19 AM
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I think he means HTFU :P
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 16, 2010, 09:39:41 AM
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Phil......................Put it where the sun don't shine... :P
;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PABLO DEL NORTE on February 16, 2010, 09:46:24 AM
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:) THAT'S WHY IF A MAN HAS TO HAVE A LOT OF LOVE & PATIENCE OR HE WILL BE BY HIMSELF A LONG TIME!!
I GOT A WIFE, THREE DAUGHTERS, & THREE GRAND-DAUGHTERS. SO AS FAR AS THE BOSS LADY'S STORY GOES BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, & IT IS STILL GOING ON :)
JUST REMEMBER, YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA WIN AN ARGUEMENT WITH A LADY BUT YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE THE LAST WORD, "YES DEAR" ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on February 16, 2010, 10:05:45 AM
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If a man says something in the middle of a forest and there is no woman around to hear it, is he still wrong?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on February 16, 2010, 10:37:51 AM
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Doritos Superbowl Commercial
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on February 16, 2010, 11:00:03 AM
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Ahhhhhh Yes, Thanksgiving at Pablo's house with a whole herd of PMS ;)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: red364 on February 16, 2010, 11:48:48 AM
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Probably!!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on February 16, 2010, 11:50:19 AM
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:D :D :D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 16, 2010, 12:00:52 PM
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http://giantgeorge.com/
Meet 'Giant George' the 7ft-long Blue Great Dane who could be the world's tallest dog.
Standing at nearly 43 inches tall from paw to shoulder, and weighing a staggering 245lbs, could this be the world's new tallest dog?
Pictured here in the parks of Tuscon , Arizona , George, a four-year-old blue great dane, looks more like a miniature horse than a dog.
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/general/GiantGoeorge1jpg.jpg)
'Giant George' and owner Dave Nasser share a couch together: The four-year-old blue great dane, weighs a staggering 245lbs and measures almost 43ins at the shoulder
The gentle giant, who measures 7ft 3ins from nose to tail, could be a prime contender to take the title from the former record holder, Gibson, a harlequin Great Dane who passed away from cancer last August.
Now George's owners, David and Christine Nasser, are awaiting confirmation from Guinness World Records to see if he has achieved the lofty heights.
'He's 42.625 inches at the shoulder,' said David. 'He's very very unique.'
According to David, George consumes 110lbs of food every month, and sleeps alone in his own Queen Size Bed.
David and Christine raised George from when he was 7 weeks old, but never expected him to grow so big.
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/general/GiantGeorge2.jpg)
Magnificent: George measures more than 7ft from nose to tail
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/general/GiantGeorge3jpg.jpg)
With size comes problems: The giant great dane barely fits in the back of his owner's SUV
The couple eventually had to move their aptly named dog out of their king sized bed, when he grew too large for the three of them to share the same sheets.
Dr. William Wallace of the Buena Pet Clinic in Tucson , who witnessed the documentation necessary for the Guinness record, said: 'In my 45 years of experience working with giant breed dogs, without question, George is the tallest dog I have ever seen.'
David is currently rushing to get that necessary documentation into Guinness as other dog owners are coming forth claiming the record.
As they wait for the results to come through, George is busy occupying himself with his new found stardom and even has a Facebook fan page and Twitter accounts for his adorning fans.
It appears as though the sky's the limit for this mammoth hound.
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/general/GiantGeorge4pg.jpg)
Paws for thought: George's giant feet dwarf his owner Dave Nassar's hand
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PABLO DEL NORTE on February 16, 2010, 12:18:10 PM
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;D NEVER A DULL MOMENT AROUND HERE ;D
MY STRESS RELIEF IS LOTS OF COFFEE(COWBOY STYLE ;) ) & HOWEVER MANY BOXES OF AMMO I CAN SHOOT ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on February 16, 2010, 12:48:19 PM
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Snickers Super Bowl Commercial
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: jaybet on February 16, 2010, 02:29:49 PM
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OK...so... I had a little same day surgery today...nothing serious but I took an oxycontin and Im on the couch with ice water, an ice pack, and I'm watching the Olympics. After the oxy the curling is starting to make sense to me! ::)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 16, 2010, 03:43:11 PM
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Can you still sing bass after your surgery?? or are you a high tenor now.. LOL
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: jaybet on February 16, 2010, 05:16:34 PM
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What are the rules about posting while on pain killers? To the Corner?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on February 16, 2010, 05:21:03 PM
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We need "doped up" smiley.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on February 16, 2010, 05:46:09 PM
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Ask and you shall receive................
(http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/S_Z/Ta_Th/That70sShow/crops/70s-show-tommy-chong10.jpg)
;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 16, 2010, 11:53:12 PM
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No man should ever make this sound.. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on February 17, 2010, 02:54:54 AM
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heheh I am going to be doing that to my Brother inlaw
I got my niece to get him with a bit of fluff in the hands holding it as if had a mouse in her hands and he had quite a similar reaction
have been planing something like that for a while just need to get some timing correct
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on February 17, 2010, 03:47:56 AM
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Didn't you make that same sound when you were getting the Christmas decorations out of the barn? ;D
Your right, No man should make that sound... ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on February 17, 2010, 07:14:19 AM
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I see two dead ex-friends in his future >:(
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Johnny Bravo on February 17, 2010, 03:31:27 PM
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Ya gotta watch out for those PAYBACKS!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: BAC on February 18, 2010, 08:01:53 AM
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What's he going to do, scratch their eyes out? ;D ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on February 18, 2010, 10:25:13 AM
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Might do more =)...he has some nice moves. Did you notice how he cleared the bench jumping backwards? And in a panic too.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on February 18, 2010, 02:02:29 PM
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Bust their eardrums with that high-pitched scream......... :-\
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bulldog75 on February 18, 2010, 09:05:12 PM
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I think he needs to change his panties.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 04, 2010, 04:47:53 PM
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There's more to the whole story than what shows in the video......but the video is funny as heck....the punk gets 'owned' by the vet.
***LANGUAGE ALERT***LANGUAGE ALERT***
Also, notice (2:20 mark) that the camera operator picks up the veteran's paper bag and walks back to her seat with it....
One side:
Another side:
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: brosometal on March 04, 2010, 07:48:29 PM
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That was some quality stuff there.
Best comment: "Ooh he leakin'!"
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 04, 2010, 07:49:46 PM
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Yep......right there with the "Call an amalamps" statement................. ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: GUNS-R-US on March 04, 2010, 10:19:22 PM
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Damn that Vet was an Ass whooper!! And peg I think it was actually "bring da ambalamps!" LMAO :D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Big Frank on March 04, 2010, 10:26:47 PM
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The tough guy is going to kick the old guy's a** NEXT TIME.
THIS TIME he needs an ambalance for a nose bleed. Wuss.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 04, 2010, 10:43:17 PM
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Here's the other video with 'color commentary'......classic stuff here..... ;D
***Language Warning***
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on March 05, 2010, 09:10:37 AM
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HAHAHA... Mess with the bull... ya get the horns!! ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on March 05, 2010, 09:35:50 AM
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AC / DC .... Hokey Pokey
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: GUNS-R-US on March 05, 2010, 09:18:34 PM
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funny but I think he was pulling a milli vanilli LOL ::)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 07, 2010, 03:58:10 PM
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I know it's probably been posted somewhere on here already......
The making of"
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 08, 2010, 03:07:29 PM
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You Type...She speaks...! This is amazing. Try it and see!!
Turn up the volume.
She will say anything you type. I sure don't know how they do this! When you move the mouse around, her eyes follow the pointer. When you write something in the left space and then click on 'Say it,' she says it!
You can also change persons doing the talking and the language they speak
http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tts/tts_example.php?sitepal
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ericire12 on March 08, 2010, 03:09:58 PM
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Hmmmmmm.... A women who will say anyhting I want her to..... You posted this on the wrong forum ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on March 08, 2010, 03:12:55 PM
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Get ready for the hang it...comment!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 08, 2010, 03:45:53 PM
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Oh no... no hang it this time..
I'll admit .. I messed with her too..in my own warped perverted style.. hahahahaha
Can't call the kettle black on this one.. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on March 08, 2010, 03:59:53 PM
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She does inflections too. Try Who's there with and without a ?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 09, 2010, 12:05:24 AM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 09, 2010, 12:43:06 AM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 09, 2010, 12:58:29 AM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 09, 2010, 01:06:04 AM
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Actually this IS gun stuff.. but I didn't want to put it in a thread. so I just added it in here..
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 13, 2010, 09:13:50 PM
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Gotta watch this one to the end.....best if viewed on full screen.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=jEjUAnPc2VA
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on March 14, 2010, 02:26:16 PM
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Oh that was too funny... now where do I get one of those briefcases? 8)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Big Frank on March 14, 2010, 03:33:25 PM
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CIA?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on March 14, 2010, 03:53:27 PM
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Maybe "Q" can throw one together for me....
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 17, 2010, 06:47:47 PM
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Roll top desk of the future...
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 17, 2010, 07:14:37 PM
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Unusual Cattle Roundup
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 17, 2010, 07:21:19 PM
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Ummmm I don't think sooooooooooooooooo~~~~ ::)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/early60ssexed.jpg)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 17, 2010, 09:23:24 PM
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Think I'll print that one out, M'ette, thanks!!!...........well, actually...on second though, maybe not. :-\
This one was so ridiculous, but like a train wreck, I couldn't stop myself from watching it........
video is out of sync a tad.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: GUNS-R-US on March 17, 2010, 10:41:30 PM
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My Mother sent that to me, I showed it to my wife. I didn't get a favorable response! LOL :o
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Big Frank on March 17, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
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"... any enjoyment that you may have had." lol
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PABLO DEL NORTE on March 18, 2010, 10:49:29 AM
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8) "PIGEON IMPOSSIBLE" IS GOOD, BUT ON THAT SAME LINK IS "GRANNY'S GROOVE".
DON'T TRY TO WATCH THAT ONE WHILE YOU ARE EATING OR YOU WILL CHOKE TO DEATH!! ;D
OR ELSE SPIT IT OUT ALL OVER YOUR COMPUTER!! ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: red364 on March 19, 2010, 03:42:52 PM
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[quote author=PegLeg45 link=topic=2842.msg153745#msg153745 date=1268879004
This one was so ridiculous, but like a train wreck, I couldn't stop myself from watching it........
[/quote]
You, Good Sir, are truly a warped individual for watching something like that!!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on March 20, 2010, 08:08:15 PM
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Super Fly is much funnier, that site does have some good videos on it, or at least it used to. I haven't checked in a while.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: BAC on March 21, 2010, 08:40:23 PM
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March 22 is International Talk Like William Shatner Day. You...must...talk like Bill...Shatner tomorrow.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on March 22, 2010, 09:49:18 AM
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Truly :o
;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Bill Stryker on March 25, 2010, 09:58:32 PM
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Subject: New Cuss Word
Years ago when I sometimes used unsavory language in my emails, I often used the expression "Bull S***." As time went on, I discovered it was not necessary to use such crude language, that expression became "BS."
What did I really mean when I used those expressions?
I meant that something was ridiculous, or idiotic or a half truth or just stupid. It covered any number of negative formats.
The dictionary defines it as: nonsense; especially: foolish insolent talk...
I have decided that I no longer will use either of those expressions in the future. When I have a need to express such feelings, I will use the word "Pelosi."
Let me use it in a sentence. "That's just a bunch of Pelosi.." I encourage you to do the same. It is such a nasty sounding word, it really packs a punch, we are no longer being vulgar, and it clearly expresses our feelings. If enough of us use it, perhaps the word could be entered into the dictionary.
When on a ranch watch your step and don't step in Pelosi. It will get on the bottom of your boot and won't go away until next election. What a fitting and descriptive legacy for the Speaker of the House!
Pass it on to at least 10,000,000 people. Do not break this chain or you will get more Pelosi than you can shake a bull at.
P.S. Betcha when this new word reaches D.C., the PELOSI WILL HIT THE FAN!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 25, 2010, 10:09:25 PM
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Maybe she will hit one like this....... ;D
(http://www.fanmanufacturers.com/centifugal_fans/images/0310_bl_range_img1.jpg)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bulldog75 on March 25, 2010, 10:24:50 PM
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Pelosi has a tendency to splatter when it hits the fan.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 25, 2010, 10:34:11 PM
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And, with all that Botox, we will need EPA containment practices in place......... ;)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bulldog75 on March 25, 2010, 10:48:47 PM
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I think I would rather be sprayed by a skunk.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on March 26, 2010, 06:45:11 AM
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What a piece of pelosi
pelosi happens
I need to take a pelosi
He's full of pelosi
What a pile of pelosi
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on March 26, 2010, 12:34:55 PM
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This thread has gone to Pelisi !!!!!!!
JMHOFWIWYMMVLOLWTP
Richard
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on March 26, 2010, 05:46:49 PM
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SHut up, Pelosi heads!!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on March 27, 2010, 08:26:35 PM
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The Pelosi has hit the fan! ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 29, 2010, 12:34:21 AM
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She doesn't get this much attention from her husband. :o
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: GUNS-R-US on March 29, 2010, 01:07:46 AM
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If you were her unfortunate husband would you pay that any attention? ???! ::) ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: crusader rabbit on March 29, 2010, 07:44:08 AM
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Gents, whenever you get to feeling down, feeling that the whole world is against you, that absolutely nothing is going right...
Just remember that somewhere in this big old world of ours there is Mr. Pelosi.
That ought to perk you up a bit! ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on March 29, 2010, 05:12:33 PM
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Can you blame him?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on March 29, 2010, 05:13:46 PM
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Here's a new one for Teresa to use, "Hang it in your Pelosi!!"
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: CDR on March 29, 2010, 05:56:54 PM
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I'm sure Skeletor goes to bed every night with her extra long commemorative gavel.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on March 29, 2010, 06:53:13 PM
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It does :D :D I now know that no matter how badly I pelosi up, there is one mistake in Life I'll never make :D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on March 30, 2010, 09:29:04 PM
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Hey ... It was self inflicted
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Bill Stryker on April 01, 2010, 03:58:01 PM
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I do not like it Uncle Sam,
I do not like it Sam I am.
I do not like these dirty crooks,
Neither how they cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals,
I do not like their secret deals.
I do not like the speaker Nan,
I do not like this 'YES WE CAN'.
I do not like this kind of hope,
I do not like it, nope, nope, nope!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on April 01, 2010, 05:10:21 PM
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Very good...but welcome to someone's watch list :D :D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 01, 2010, 10:38:01 PM
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When good citizens are put on watch lists for objecting to Tyranny the only place for an honorable person to be is oin the watch list.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on April 02, 2010, 05:55:15 AM
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FQ13
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 02, 2010, 10:26:51 AM
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I'm not about to go sign up for a " FEMA camp", but a conviction for being a menace to socialist order would be a badge of honor.
PS, FQ, You do know, don't you, that since he decided to extend it, it is now BO's Patriot act. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: mudman on April 02, 2010, 10:32:43 AM
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His MAN
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Pathfinder on April 02, 2010, 11:08:31 AM
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He knows, but his blind hatred of everything Bush, Cheney, Rove, and the GOP in general has warped his ability to acknowledge that little tidbit.
Not to mention the huge damage bho has done since 1/20/09.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on April 02, 2010, 11:12:59 AM
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Its not blind hatred of Bush, Cheney and Rove. I hate them for damn good reason. As for BO, he is rapidly getting there as well. Thing is, I just don't like the government much.
FQ13
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Big Frank on April 02, 2010, 05:06:35 PM
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Obummer sucks.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: BAC on April 03, 2010, 07:13:23 AM
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BHO is doing what he said he was going to do during the campaign. You should be elated. You, being the big-government, more regulation "libertarian" that you are, voted for this. ??? ;D ::)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Pathfinder on April 03, 2010, 07:33:17 AM
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It is a blind hatred of Bush et al., FQ. Every time something comes up, we can all count on you to bring up some real or imagined misdeed by GW Bush, or his father, or whomever on the R side of things.
For the record, I lost faith with W along the lines, not for the war, but for his refusal to be a Constitutionalist, and instead side with the big gummint folks.
As for your "As for BO, he is rapidly getting there as well" comment, I would like to point out that you have mentioned a number of times how you mention your "damn good reasons" for hating W. I will simply point out that bho has re-approved the Patriot Act, and also made $2 trillion disappear through the Fed with no accountability, has pushed for and signed nationalized medicine, nationalized auto companies (and trying to drive the leading auto company here (Toyota) out of business to reduce gummint Motors competition), all but nationalized banks and insurance companies, etc. et al. And to you, bho is only "rapidly getting there as well".
Some weeks ago I chided you for losing focus of the real problems. This is what I meant. You too easily let history be your focus ("Bush did it too!") rather than focus on the here and now, the very real, clear and present danger to this Constitutional Republic represented by bho and his ilk.
The system has been gamed, and klintoon, W and bho are players in the game. We are all playing against a stacked deck, and we need to remember that and work against that as well as stopping the putative leaders from doing their worst to destroy this country.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Bill Stryker on April 03, 2010, 10:54:08 AM
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A Farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
On the way he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?"
The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there, but I can't carry this lot." The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" "Why, thank you very much, he said, and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way he says, "Let's take a short cut and go down this alley.. We'll be there in no time." The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?"
The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The old lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens...."
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 03, 2010, 11:15:56 AM
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And the citizens are now holding the chickens.......
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 05, 2010, 03:12:29 PM
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Weather Woman loses it:
I'm not sure but, I think what she was saying went something like this:
Good Morning, the autumn's already coming. Our... OUU... who dat... did he just fart? ...*laugh* our late summer temperature *laugh* turns to the east... *laugh* sorry!... and this "piss"kaja something *laugh* sorry, it's still early in the morning...well, this "piss"kaja something brought *laugh* sorry!... in France and now it turns to the West-Alpes *laugh* Bring the cards, or it's getting too late for this... the temperature lies between *cough* 10-16 degrees, in the mountains... *laugh* Oh, I'm going to be soooooo fired..... *laugh*
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 06, 2010, 02:07:47 AM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on April 06, 2010, 05:47:19 AM
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Allergy season again ;)
Thanks M'ette!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on April 06, 2010, 07:22:57 AM
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Oh Damn....it show so well what these Heroes and their families pay for our freedom....And these are the ones who make it home healthy.
This debt can never be repaid, nor is it asked to be repaid.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Johnny Bravo on April 06, 2010, 08:44:25 PM
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+1 on the allergys
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on April 07, 2010, 05:20:50 AM
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NOW!!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 08, 2010, 08:18:00 PM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: m25operator on April 08, 2010, 08:50:00 PM
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PEG, that's funny right'tere ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on April 10, 2010, 07:58:44 PM
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Damn pollen, got all in my eyes. :'(
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Big Frank on April 10, 2010, 08:35:55 PM
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Another stupid Democrat.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: blackwolfe on April 10, 2010, 08:44:17 PM
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Bingo!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on April 11, 2010, 05:48:13 PM
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and we wonder why we have so many problems in Gumberment!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Walter45Auto on April 11, 2010, 09:48:42 PM
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A local gun shop owner showed me hat one the other day. "Don't You think Guam could Tip over and capsize?" ::)
Please tell me there's hope for our government SOMEWHERE.....
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: CDR on April 11, 2010, 11:57:09 PM
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As opposed to?
It's redundant......This guy is dumber than a sack of $hit and the fact that an Admiral of our great Navy has to even waste his time speaking to this tool, answering absurd and inane questions, is a disgrace.
November can't come soon enough.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on April 12, 2010, 07:15:28 AM
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He did come to his own defense. Anyone who watched the original statement now knows that not only is he stupid but that he is a liar and a fool for thinking folks would believe this.
Johnson released a statement on Thursday saying he was joking, according to CNN.
"The subtle humor of this obviously metaphorical reference to a ship capsizing illustrated my concern about the impact of the planned military buildup on this small tropical island," the statement said.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: BAC on April 12, 2010, 09:32:53 AM
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Do you smell something? Smells like more Bovine Scatology to me.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 17, 2010, 05:10:58 PM
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College football player to give back to the school...
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Suh-won-t-wait-to-make-Husker-weight-room-his-2?urn=ncaaf,234877
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 17, 2010, 09:04:03 PM
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Because of Love
A brother and sister had made their usual hurried, obligatory pre-
Christmas visit to the little farm where dwelt their elderly
parents with their small herd of horses. The farm was where they
had grown up and had been named Lone Pine Farm because of the huge
pine, which topped the hill behind the farm. Through the years the
tree had become a talisman to the old man and his wife, and a
landmark in the countryside. The young siblings had fond memories
of their childhood here, but the city hustle and bustle added more
excitement to their lives, and called them away to a different life.
The old folks no longer showed their horses, for the years had
taken their toll, and getting out to the barn on those frosty
mornings was getting harder, but it gave them a reason to get up in
the mornings and a reason to live. They sold a few foals each
year, and the horses were their reason for joy in the morning and
contentment at day's end.
Angry, as they prepared to leave, the young couple confronted the
old folks "Why do you not at least dispose of The Old One." She
is no longer of use to you. It's been years since you've had foals
from her. You should cut corners and save so you can have more for
yourselves. How can this old worn out horse bring you anything but
expense and work? Why do you keep her anyway?"
The old man looked down at his worn boots, holes in the toes,
scuffed at the barn floor and replied, " Yes, I could use a pair of
new boots. His arm slid defensively about the Old One's neck as he
drew her near with gentle caressing he rubbed her softly behind her
ears. He replied softly, "We keep her because of love. Nothing
else, just love."
Baffled and irritated, the young folks wished the old man and his
wife a Merry Christmas and headed back toward the city as darkness
stole through the valley. The old couple shook their heads in
sorrow that it had not been a happy visit. A tear fell upon their
cheeks. How is it that these young folks do not understand the
peace of the love that filled their hearts?
So it was, that because of the unhappy leave-taking, no one noticed
the insulation smoldering on the frayed wires in the old barn.
None saw the first spark fall. None but the "Old One".
In a matter of minutes, the whole barn was ablaze and the hungry
flames were licking at the loft full of hay. With a cry of horror
and despair, the old man shouted to his wife to call for help as he
raced to the barn to save their beloved horses. But the flames were
roaring now, and the blazing heat drove him back. He sank sobbing
to the ground, helpless before the fire's fury. His wife back from
calling for help cradled him in her arms, clinging to each other,
they wept at their loss.
By the time the fire department arrived, only smoking, glowing
ruins were left, and the old man and his wife, exhausted from their
grief, huddled together before the barn. They were speechless as
they rose from the cold snow covered ground. They nodded thanks to
the firemen as there was nothing anyone could do now. The old man
turned to his wife, resting her white head upon his shoulders as
his shaking old hands clumsily dried her tears with a frayed red
bandana.. Brokenly he whispered, "We have lost much, but God has
spared our home on this eve of Christmas. Let us gather strength
and climb the hill to the old pine where we have sought comfort in
times of despair. We will look down upon our home and give thanks
to God that it has been spared and pray for our beloved most
precious gifts that have been taken from us.
And so, he took her by the hand and slowly helped her up the snowy
hill as he brushed aside his own tears with the back of his old and
withered hand.
The journey up the hill was hard for their old bodies in the steep
snow. As they stepped over the little knoll at the crest of the
hill, they paused to rest, looking up to the top of the hill the
old couple gasped and fell to their knees in amazement at the
incredible beauty before them.
Seemingly, every glorious, brilliant star in the heavens was caught
up in the glittering, snow-frosted branches of their beloved pine,
and it was aglow with heavenly candles. And poised on its top most
bough, a crystal crescent moon glistened like spun glass. Never had
a mere mortal created a Christmas tree such as this. They were
breathless as the old man held his wife tighter in his arms.
Suddenly, the old man gave a cry of wonder and incredible joy.
Amazed and mystified, he took his wife by the hand and pulled her
forward. There, beneath the tree, in resplendent glory, a mist
hovering over and glowing in the darkness was their Christmas
gift. Shadows glistening in the night light.
Bedded down about the "Old One" close to the trunk of the tree, was
the entire herd, safe.
At the first hint of smoke, she had pushed the door ajar with her
muzzle and had led the horses through it. Slowly and with great
dignity, never looking back, she had led them up the hill, stepping
cautiously through the snow. The foals were frightened and dashed
about. The skittish yearlings looked back at the crackling, hungry
flames, and tucked their tails under them as they licked their lips
and hopped like rabbits. The mares that were in foal with a new
years crop of babies, pressed uneasily against the "Old One" as she
moved calmly up the hill and to safety beneath the pine. And now,
she lay among them and gazed at the faces of the old man and his
wife. Those she loved she had not disappointed. Her body was
brittle with years, tired from the climb, but the golden eyes were
filled with devotion as she offered her gift---
Because of love. Only Because of love.
Tears flowed as the old couple shouted their praise and joy... And
again the peace of love filled their hearts.
This is a true story.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 17, 2010, 10:36:38 PM
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An Unusual Eulogy.............
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 17, 2010, 10:44:53 PM
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Lordy mercy, M'ette..........I swear................that said more in 3 minutes than some could say in 3 hours.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 17, 2010, 10:51:43 PM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 17, 2010, 11:46:07 PM
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This is funny in a horrible kind of way..
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: GUNS-R-US on April 17, 2010, 11:56:45 PM
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Oh Shit! That was cruel!! ::) :P ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 18, 2010, 02:28:34 PM
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Do I make you proud..........
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: GUNS-R-US on April 18, 2010, 07:35:34 PM
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Another great video from M'ette! Thanks
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: m25operator on April 18, 2010, 09:28:18 PM
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There I was, working on an AR for money, free float forend, compensator, and trigger job, took a break because my legs and feet were getting tired, caught this thread, and my eyesight got really bad, like looking through salt water, trigger job will have to be continued until tomorrow.
Good stuff in a salt water kind of way.
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Title: WOW big snake
Post by: Steyr M40A1 on April 19, 2010, 10:04:32 PM
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I got this as an email from a buddy.
WOW
Near the St. Augustine outlet, in a new KB homes subdivision.
(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll81/W2RAC/Steyr/02d51d8a.jpg)
(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll81/W2RAC/Steyr/b3278431.jpg)
(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll81/W2RAC/Steyr/82acedd3.jpg)
15 foot Eastern Diamondback rattlesnake. Largest ever caught on record.
After seeing this, I did a little research, and learned the following:
One bite from a snake this large contains enough venom to kill over 40 full grown men.
The head alone is larger than the hand of a normal sized man.
This snake was probably alive when George H. W. Bush was President.
A bite from those fangs would equal being penetrated by two 1/4 inch screwdrivers.
A snake this size could easily swallow a 2 year-old child.
A snake this size has an approximately 5 and 1/2 foot accurate striking distance. (The distance for an average size Rattlesnake is about 2 feet)
Judging by the size of the snake, it is estimated to weigh over 170 pounds. How much do you weigh?
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Title: Re: WOW big snake
Post by: fullautovalmet76 on April 19, 2010, 10:17:44 PM
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That's about 35 miles from me, but I don't recall it being in the news here in Jacksonville. When was the picture taken?
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Title: Re: WOW big snake
Post by: fightingquaker13 on April 19, 2010, 10:31:14 PM
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Ahhh, Florida. At least this one is a native, not an illegal immigrant like the pythons and iguanas (now we are being warned about breeding populations of cobras. Freaking Cobras! How F'd up do you have to be to own one in the first place and what on God's green earth would make you think it was a responsible idea to let them go in the wild? Are you listening Janet? Close the damn border! Get a rope! ;D). Just wait until our crocidile population (another native, currently 6 thousand and counting) starts to mature. They can reach lengths of 20 feet and have all the charm of Australian Salties. I'm willing to cohabitate with them since they were here first, but its going to be hard on the poodles. 8)
FQ13
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Title: Re: WOW big snake
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 19, 2010, 10:41:44 PM
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According to the link below, July 2009.
Man, that is one big-ass snake!!
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/s/StJohn-Rattlesnake.htm
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Title: Re: WOW big snake
Post by: Walter45Auto on April 19, 2010, 11:45:30 PM
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I HATE SNAKES! :o
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Title: Re: WOW big snake
Post by: philw on April 20, 2010, 12:18:18 AM
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+1
especially Brown ones...
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Title: Re: WOW big snake
Post by: alfack on April 20, 2010, 10:41:05 AM
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A snake that size contains enough hide for 12 pair of size 13 Tony Lamas :)
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Title: Re: WOW big snake
Post by: Timothy on April 20, 2010, 10:44:08 AM
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Looks like the old Roland Martin 'hold the fish real close to the camera to make it look bigger' trick... ;D
7 ft is big enough....
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on May 17, 2010, 06:42:36 PM
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Written by a 15 yr. old School Kid in Ohio :
New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME!)
Since the Pledge of Allegiance & The Lords Prayer Are not allowed in Schools anymore
Because the word 'God' is mentioned...
A Kid in Ohio wrote the attached...
NEW School prayer :
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom thing..
The law is specific, the law is precise...
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks...
We can carry smut, but not the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on May 18, 2010, 10:11:14 AM
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Heard a story thought I needed to Share
Australian and American troops stationed in a camp during a campaign overseas, and the American camp had a banner over the entry saying "US Marine Core ... Second to None"
The Aussies, put up a banner over their entry, and it simply said "NONE"
Hahahahahahahahaha
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on May 18, 2010, 07:29:16 PM
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That is funny :D :D :D
I hope the Marines have a sense of humor :D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 19, 2010, 01:57:33 AM
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That would have been the 2nd Mar Div. Those boys in 8th Marines would have been kicking some serious butt !
Or drinking your beer and sleeping with your women like in '43 ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on May 22, 2010, 08:10:11 AM
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http://www.trackapartner.com/
I did my number..... good to see I'm doing something useful.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on May 22, 2010, 11:01:41 AM
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Right on the money Phil! LOL
Richard
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 25, 2010, 09:32:16 AM
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Dash-cam footage of crash. The teenager survived the crash (in very critical condition).
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 25, 2010, 11:10:03 AM
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Holy sheeit.
I tried to watch the biggest piece after it hit the abutment, but there wasn't one . :o
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on August 25, 2010, 11:31:18 AM
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Lots of smoke on the other side of the abutment. Maybe the bigger part of the car was over there.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Timothy on August 25, 2010, 11:40:10 AM
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I had a friend in HS who's drunken father went into the woods in his Corvette. He was going about 120-130 according to the Police report and he walked away without any serious injury. The next day, we went to the salvage yard to look at the car and there was absolutely nothing left of the car remotely resembling a Corvette. It was just a big pile of red fiberglass and steel.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Ichiban on August 25, 2010, 12:00:15 PM
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The news story I heard that accompanied this video said the driver was thrown from the car. It looks more like the car was stripped away from the driver.
"That Firebird flew like it just grew wings."
- from "Red Light" by The Georgia Satellites
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Big Frank on August 26, 2010, 04:18:40 PM
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That looks like a scene from the movie Freejack.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on August 26, 2010, 04:39:42 PM
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According to a news report last hour the boy is still alive!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 28, 2010, 02:44:23 PM
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And many people wonder how and why the 'stereotype' continues to perpetuate through the ages.......... ::) ::)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 28, 2010, 02:48:08 PM
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This one is all over FaceBook....funny enough that everyone needs the chance to see it.....stick with it because about halfway through it gets good......
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bulldog75 on August 28, 2010, 03:12:37 PM
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That was funny.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on September 02, 2010, 07:32:13 PM
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hehe no matter how many times I see it I still laugh
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 02, 2010, 10:48:43 PM
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13 Things Your Burglar Won't Tell You:
THE NEW # 1 BURGLAR SECRET: I WAS ABLE TO LOOK AT YOUR "FACE BOOK" SITE AND READ WHERE YOU TOLD A FRIEND THE EXACT DATES YOU WOULD BE OUT OF TOWN WHICH GAVE ME A LOT OF TIME TO EMPTY YOUR HOUSE.
((Make sure you set your personal settings to ONLY friends))
1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.
2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier.
3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste ... and taste means there are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always make me wonder what type of gaming system they have.
4. Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway. And I might leave a pizza flyer in your front door to see how long it takes you to remove it.
5. If it snows while you're out of town, get a neighbor to create car and foot tracks into the house. Virgin drifts in the driveway are a dead giveaway.
6. If decorative glass is part of your front entrance, don't let your alarm company install the control pad where I can see if it's set. That makes it too easy.
7. A good security company alarms the window over the sink. And the windows on the second floor, which often access the master bedroom-and your jewelry. It's not a bad idea to put motion detectors up there too.
8. It's raining, you're fumbling with your umbrella, and you forget to lock your door-understandable. But understand this: I don't take a day off because of bad weather.
9. I always knock first. If you answer, I'll ask for directions somewhere or offer to clean your gutters. (Don't take me up on it.)
10. Do you really think I won't look in your sock drawer? I always check dresser drawers, the bedside table, and the medicine cabinet.
11. Helpful hint: I almost never go into kids' rooms.
12. You're right: I won't have enough time to break into that safe where you keep your valuables. But if it's not bolted down, I'll take it with me.
13. A loud TV or radio can be a better deterrent than the best alarm system. If you're reluctant to leave your TV on while you're out of town, you can buy a $35 device that works on a timer and simulates the flickering glow of a real television. (Find it at faketv.com.)
8 MORE THINGS A BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU:
1. Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I dress like a lawn guy and carry a rake. I do my best to never, ever look like a crook.
2. The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosy neighbors.
3. I'll break a window to get in, even if it makes a little noise. If your neighbor hears one loud sound, he'll stop what he's doing and wait to hear it again. If he doesn't hear it again, he'll just go back to what he was doing. It's human nature.
4. I'm not complaining, but why would you pay all that money for a fancy alarm system and leave your house without setting it?
5. I love looking in your windows. I'm looking for signs that you're home, and for flat screen TVs or gaming systems I'd like. I'll drive or walk through your neighborhood at night, before you close the blinds, just to pick my targets.
6. Avoid announcing your vacation on your Facebook page. It's easier than you think to look up your address.
7. To you, leaving that window open just a crack during the day is a way to let in a little fresh air. To me, it's an invitation.
8. If you don't answer when I knock, I try the door. Occasionally, I hit the jackpot and walk right in.
Sources: Convicted burglars in North Carolina , Oregon , California , and Kentucky; security consultant Chris McGoey, who runs crimedoctor.com; and Richard T. Wright, a criminology professor at the University of Missouri-St. Louis, who interviewed 105 burglars for his book Burglarson the Job.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: brosometal on September 14, 2010, 08:21:06 AM
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Here's an auto accident where the "bad guy" got his just desserts...
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Ichiban on September 14, 2010, 11:48:58 AM
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Now THAT'S going to leave a mark.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Big Frank on September 14, 2010, 04:33:33 PM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 14, 2010, 05:13:21 PM
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..........And in quite a few pairs of underwear too, I expect.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Big Frank on September 14, 2010, 05:45:21 PM
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First you say s**t and then you do it. That's an accident.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 14, 2010, 10:53:45 PM
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It's why Bill Cosby kept a spare pair of clean underwear in the glove box. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 18, 2010, 12:58:43 PM
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A friend of the couple who founded Home Instead Senior Care, Mary Maxwell was asked to give the invocation at the company’s 2009 Convention. Initially it seemed like a normal prayer, but it soon took a very funny turn. Her deadpan delivery and lines like …This is the first time I’ve ever been old… and it just sort of crept up on me … soon had the franchise owners rolling in the aisles. With the timing of a professional comedian, Mary shines a very funny light on the foibles of aging, to the delight of this audience of senior-care experts.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 18, 2010, 01:44:27 PM
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Here is Cosby at his best...
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 18, 2010, 01:51:20 PM
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Funniest record Cosby ever had (IMHO) was Revenge. I still have it on LP. Listened to it when I was a kid over and over. I always like Cosby and Jerry Clower because they could take every day situations and the act of living life and turn them into hilarious stories and commentary. Pure comic gold.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 21, 2010, 01:15:17 AM
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Red Steagall Presents Cowboy - Full Program
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 21, 2010, 01:15:47 AM
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Waddie Mitchell recites "The Walking Man"
Don Edwards at the National Cowboy Poetry Gathering
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 29, 2010, 06:53:21 PM
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A tribute to zombie killers everywhere.
WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: red364 on October 03, 2010, 03:42:40 PM
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GAWD, I HATE TAKIN' THE GRANDKID FISHIN!!!
She always catches the good stuff.....
(http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x286/red364/fishing/catfish002-1.jpg)
Me, however.....
(http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x286/red364/fishing/004.jpg)
Who the hell catches a clam like that???
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Johnny Bravo on October 03, 2010, 03:49:38 PM
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That takes " REAL " talent red! Sounds like a good time was had by all! Thanks for sharing.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: billt on October 05, 2010, 08:44:14 AM
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Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100.
She gave him a $100 bill, not noticing that it was stuck to another $100 bill.
On seeing the two bills stuck together, the ethical question came to the attorney's mind: "Do I tell my partner?"
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 05, 2010, 11:13:18 AM
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Red~~~ You wouldn't of had it any other way and you know it.. :) I have 2 grand kids.. ( a 3 yr old boy and a 9 yr old girl .both like to fish ..and they get great delight when they catch fish and I don't.. Memories grandma... you are making memories with them.. I bet you made a big deal out of the clam too didn't you...She probably got a hoot out of that. ;D hahahaha
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: jaybet on October 05, 2010, 11:22:57 AM
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Hey guys, I'm from the East coast, but that looks kinda like a muscle to me instead of a clam...alwful brownish blackish and elongated. If I'm right...need to use different spices cooking it. ::)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on October 06, 2010, 06:32:43 AM
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very cool (http://gallery.mac.com/philw/100192/10-1/web.gif)
soo many things I could say and if anyone knows me.... I have spent enough time in the corner...
(http://gallery.mac.com/philw/100192/nothing/web.gif)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 06, 2010, 11:45:57 AM
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I bet you have many funny things to add, just none that are fit for human ears ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Timothy on October 06, 2010, 04:12:36 PM
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Based on the young-un holding a small catfish, I'm gonna guess that's a fresh water clam Jay.
No good for eating unless you happen to be a river otter. We used to dig em up and catch REAL food with them!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on October 07, 2010, 06:48:33 AM
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heheh yep ;D
however no doubt i would offend someone here ;) ;)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: jaybet on October 07, 2010, 11:27:24 AM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 10, 2010, 12:54:07 PM
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;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 10, 2010, 01:09:37 PM
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Good Humor man having a bad day ?
Hate to see what happens if the Roto Rooter guy is PO'd ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on October 10, 2010, 06:48:02 PM
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Looks pretty setup....well, I mean there are ads to subscribe for more videos from The Ice Cream Guy.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 10, 2010, 07:10:41 PM
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May have been a set-up...people do some silly crap for attention these days, though.
I think he was trying to promote his music, but getting hit by a truck is going to the extreme. He made a second video where he went back....
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on October 11, 2010, 07:04:09 AM
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Might be more than attention they are after.
I read you can get paid 2 cents for each view. Have no idea if this is accurate, but from other things I've read it appears there is some payment per view.
At the 2 cents rate this guy has made $85,539.02. I can claim the last 2 cents as my view to check the total :D :D
That's a lot of attention.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 11, 2010, 12:46:54 PM
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Sounds like I need to make a silly-assed video and put it on youtube........ :P
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 13, 2010, 11:18:08 PM
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Needs no comment:
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on October 14, 2010, 05:41:26 PM
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Thanks Peg, that is a damn good cartoon. :D
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Title: One Of America's Mothers, Mrs. Cleaver, Passed Away.
Post by: twyacht on October 16, 2010, 04:47:53 PM
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http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=603775>1=28103
Barbara Billingsley, Beaver Cleaver's TV mom, dies
Oct. 16, 2010, 3:53 PM EST
LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Barbara Billingsley, who gained supermom status for her gentle portrayal of June Cleaver, the warm, supportive mother of a pair of precocious boys in "Leave it to Beaver," died Saturday. She was 94.
Billingsley, who had suffered from a rheumatoid disease, died at her home in Santa Monica, said family spokeswoman Judy Twersky.
When the show debuted in 1957, Jerry Mathers, who played Beaver, was 9, and Tony Dow, who portrayed Wally, was 12. Billingsley's character, the perfect stay-at-home 1950s mom, was always there to gently but firmly nurture both through the ups and downs of childhood.
Beaver, meanwhile, was a typical American boy whose adventures landed him in one comical crisis after another.
Billingsley's own two sons said she was pretty much the image of June Cleaver in real life, although the actress disagreed.
"She was every bit as nurturing, classy, and lovely as 'June Cleaver' and we were so proud to share her with the world," her son Glenn Billingsley said Saturday.
She did acknowledge that she may have become more like June as the series progressed.
After "Leave it to Beaver" left the air in 1963, Billingsley largely disappeared from public view for several years.
She resurfaced in 1980 in a hilarious cameo in "Airplane!" playing a demur elderly passenger not unlike June Cleaver.
When flight attendants were unable to communicate with a pair of jive-talking hipsters, Billingsley's character volunteered to translate, saying "I speak jive." The three then engage in a raucous street-slang conversation.
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She left an impression on our culture, and she will be missed.
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Title: Re: One Of America's Mothers, Mrs. Cleaver, Passed Away.
Post by: Ichiban on October 16, 2010, 06:26:26 PM
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Title: Re: One Of America's Mothers, Mrs. Cleaver, Passed Away.
Post by: Hazcat on October 17, 2010, 07:14:26 AM
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Goodnight, Mom.
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Title: Re: One Of America's Mothers, Mrs. Cleaver, Passed Away.
Post by: Solus on October 17, 2010, 08:46:52 AM
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Has anyone else wondered how some lines in that show managed to get past the censors?
For starters, the main character is named Beaver Cleaver .
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Title: Re: One Of America's Mothers, Mrs. Cleaver, Passed Away.
Post by: billt on October 17, 2010, 10:25:57 AM
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Back then "Beaver is gay" would have meant Theodore is happy. Bill T.
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Title: Re: One Of America's Mothers, Mrs. Cleaver, Passed Away.
Post by: Timothy on October 17, 2010, 11:19:49 AM
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RIP Mrs C.
Hard to believe that I watched all that stuff in re-runs. It first aired the year I was born and was done by '63...
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Title: Re: One Of America's Mothers, Mrs. Cleaver, Passed Away.
Post by: Solus on October 17, 2010, 12:29:49 PM
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Kids.....
:D
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Title: Re: One Of America's Mothers, Mrs. Cleaver, Passed Away.
Post by: Hazcat on October 17, 2010, 06:31:17 PM
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"Don't be so hard on the Beaver, Ward." ;)
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Title: Re: One Of America's Mothers, Mrs. Cleaver, Passed Away.
Post by: Solus on October 17, 2010, 06:55:19 PM
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Exactly :D :D
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Title: And Today, We Lost A Great Dad
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 19, 2010, 01:35:45 PM
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http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=606445>1=28103 (http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=606445>1=28103)
Mr. C has left us :'(
What good can come of this? I'm hoping for a rash of Happy Days reruns to go along with the Leave It To Beaver marathons! In this time of electronic overload we are losing the good ones at too fast a pace.
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Title: Re: And Today, We Lost A Great Dad
Post by: kmitch200 on October 19, 2010, 02:10:09 PM
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Sadly it seems that this current generation of viewers is more interested in "reality" shows that have NOTHING to do with reality.
At least in my neck of the cable universe, The Andy Griffith Show still plays every day.
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Title: Re: And Today, We Lost A Great Dad
Post by: twyacht on October 19, 2010, 04:30:21 PM
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Even the Fonz, is crying, and he only cried in ONE episode. A kind man, with a big heart. On and off screen.
RIP. Mr. C,.....
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 19, 2010, 06:20:45 PM
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Radio Flyer Wagon
ANCHORAGE, Alaska —
A Valley couple took a childhood memory and turned it into a retirement project. Now, they have a Radio Flyer car to drive around town in.
Fred Keller and Judy Foster worked on the car for 11 months, and finished in August of this year, and their ride has been turning heads.
The base of the wagon is a 1976 Mazda pickup truck that Foster inherited from her dad.
The vehicle turns heads everywhere they go.
"I think the words I hear the most often is 'awesome' or 'cool' or people go by and give us a 'hi' sign," Foster said.
The wheels are made from hub caps and detergent bottles, and the steering wheel is the actual wheel from a wagon. The handle rises eight feet high.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 24, 2010, 01:17:32 PM
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These kids are awesome!
kids guitar trio
slidenslide | Myspace Video
<br/><a href="http://video.ca.msn.com/watch/video/little-girl-rocks-at-guitar/1glrbj30t?fg=sharenoembed" target="_new"title="Little Girl Rocks at Guitar">Video: Little Girl Rocks at Guitar</a>
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on October 24, 2010, 04:20:20 PM
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Great vids. Kids aren't supposed to be that good but you know kids...they never listen!
Richard
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 27, 2010, 11:53:28 PM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 01, 2010, 10:02:07 PM
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104 YEAR OLD FILM CLIP
This is a fascinating movie. Great historical film!
This film was "lost" for many years. It was the first 35mm film ever.
This film, originally thought to be from 1905 until David Kiehn with the Niles Essanay Silent Film Museum figured out exactly when it was shot. From New York trade papers announcing the film showing to the wet streets from recent heavy rainfall & shadows indicating time of year & actual weather and conditions on historical record, even when the cars were registered (he even knows who owned them and when the plates were issued!).. It was filmed only four days before the Great California Earthquake of April 18th 1906 and shipped by train to NY for processing.
A camera on the front of a street car 104 years ago. Amazing~~
I watched it a couple of times. Look at the hats the ladies were wearing and the long dresses. Some of the cars had the steering wheels on the right side, I wonder when they standardized on the left? Sure was still a lot of horse drawn vehicles in use. Mass transit looked like the way to get around. Looks like everybody had the right of way.
The number of automobiles is staggering for 1906. The clock tower at the end of Market Street at the Embarcadero wharf is still there. ... How many "street cleaning" people were employed to pick up after the horses?
It is just like ..."You are there"... for a cable car ride in San Francisco "
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 08, 2010, 10:21:48 PM
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People are truly awesome!!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on November 08, 2010, 11:07:24 PM
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:o WOW!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on November 09, 2010, 12:40:21 AM
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DAMN! Its all I've got to say. Still, I wonder, how exactly did the guy do the Jesus act? The rest I can chalk up to skill, practice and God having a soft spot for brave fools (and very flexible women ;D). Still, the runing on water thing? I've had a close encounter with a gator once and tried my best, but no dice. What's this guy got that I don't?
FQ13
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 09, 2010, 12:58:32 AM
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FQ, that's probably a field covered with 6 inches of snow melt ;D
the rest are explained by 2 things,
Practice, and blind stupid luck.
Had to rewind it 3 times to believe the Cheer leader through the basket.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on November 09, 2010, 01:14:59 PM
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No botched stunts, no racked nuts, no blood, no broken bones. That's 5 minutes of my life I'll never get back.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: JC5123 on November 09, 2010, 03:31:45 PM
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As an active participant in crazy, I have to say WAY COOL! There is some stuff in there I gotta try. However, I have reached the age where I realize that some of those jumps would snap me like a twig. :o
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 09, 2010, 05:21:49 PM
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The higher the better, Would you rather die instantly, or just get badly messed up like the Skier they used to show on Wide World of Sports ?
Is that still on ?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Big Frank on November 09, 2010, 06:26:36 PM
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This shows how they run on water. It was a commercial.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on November 09, 2010, 07:05:41 PM
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Haven't seen it in many years.
That guy was "The agony of defeat"
And a very apt choice they made.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 09, 2010, 09:52:18 PM
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That's the one, he spent months in the hospital, IIRC.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: JC5123 on November 10, 2010, 09:51:21 AM
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And speaking of skiing....... THIS looks like fun!!!!!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=42e_1289224646
Hey FQ! You up for a vacation?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 10, 2010, 12:14:38 PM
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Now THAT looks like a BLAST ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on November 10, 2010, 06:07:20 PM
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HOLY S..T, think I'm going to be sick!
Richard
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: TAB on November 10, 2010, 06:13:38 PM
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(http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/1197/volleyballgirl.jpg)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on November 10, 2010, 07:03:54 PM
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the Red Team looks overdressed
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: JC5123 on November 11, 2010, 08:55:25 AM
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Not quite sure what to say....... :-\
http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/call-her-crusher.html
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on November 11, 2010, 11:11:50 AM
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Due respect JC, but I'd rather spend my vacation with TAB watching volleyball. ;D
FQ13
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Ichiban on November 11, 2010, 11:19:59 AM
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I bet she has a hard time getting dates.
Wait a minute! Who am I trying to kid here.......
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: JC5123 on November 11, 2010, 11:41:45 AM
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Trying to find out where he got a pic of my sisters team.... ::)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on November 13, 2010, 10:47:19 AM
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I just want to know where the hell TAB gets his avatars from! Good gosh, amighty! :o
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on November 13, 2010, 01:42:37 PM
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FQ13
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on November 13, 2010, 02:07:28 PM
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Try this one (703) 482-0623
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on November 13, 2010, 04:11:10 PM
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I saw her once....crawled out on stage and tried to stand up! LOL
Richard
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Ichiban on November 13, 2010, 04:41:03 PM
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And don't forget the "allah akbar." ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 13, 2010, 06:40:02 PM
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I had to look that one up,
You are an Ahole Ichiban,
I am in awe ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: JC5123 on November 15, 2010, 01:57:17 PM
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Naw, but she might. :o Besides, she's in Austria playing pro in a European league. I think the long distance charges and airfare would be too much.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: JC5123 on November 15, 2010, 05:02:40 PM
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Yea the new one is using her ta ta's as a bench rest! :o ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: JC5123 on November 17, 2010, 02:23:53 PM
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Ok yet another crazy stunt that I would seriously consider.......
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Timothy on November 17, 2010, 03:39:57 PM
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Lends new meaning to "Stop, Drop and Roll!"
No thanks JC, I'll pass on that one...
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on November 17, 2010, 04:47:17 PM
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Yea, I'd consider it also for a billion dollars and an evening with the Swedish Bikini Team up front before I jumped. Then I'd change my mind.
Richard
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: JC5123 on November 17, 2010, 05:12:30 PM
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My only fear would be catching the cushion on fire when I landed. THAT would ruin it for me.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 18, 2010, 05:12:09 PM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 19, 2010, 11:08:32 AM
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This is a baby hummingbird that was rescued after it was attacked
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 21, 2010, 06:54:53 PM
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Just for giggles, I thought some of you mechanical/tech types might find this process interesting.
This is the type of equipment I worked on for 17 years. I started out as a general maintenance tech/welder and worked up through hydraulic specialist to troubleshooter to system programmer/designer/problem solver in the Engineering department.
Anyway, the process is kinda cool.....
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on November 21, 2010, 07:24:49 PM
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Ok..so how to you get a 'pipe' to extrude through the die?
Can't figure out how the center is supported?
Only way I can think of is retractable supports that are retracted just ahead of the billet as it moves through the die?
And then put back behind the billet.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 21, 2010, 07:34:29 PM
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Cool,
Here's a video of the kind of machines I've been running
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 21, 2010, 07:44:13 PM
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Our biggest press pushed 2500 tons on a 9" billet. That's a lot of force. The friction causes the already hot billet to temporarily liquefy while being pressed through the 2-piece die set. Like in the photo below, the billet contacts the side with the 4 triangular holes and flows to the output side with the round shape, flowing around a center mandrel creating a pipe or tube.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/Al_extrusion_die_set.jpg/800px-Al_extrusion_die_set.jpg)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extrusion
(http://img.directindustry.com/images_di/photo-g/profile-extrusion-dies-163472.jpg)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 21, 2010, 07:46:45 PM
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Tom, we used the CNC and EDM machines to make our die sets.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 21, 2010, 08:49:08 PM
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One of the video's at Youtube was of a machine I have actually run (that brand and model ) roughing a die, but it was for a press, not extrusion. Also I thought the engine block would be more interesting to the Gear heads here. ;D
EDM is cool, We used them the last place I worked, extreme accuracy, and small complex shapes, but it is a relitively slow process and they are a SOB to get adjusted if you are trying to run a variety of different parts, not only do you have to get the right voltage to minimize slag/burr, but wire diameter, composition, tension and speed are also variables that need to be balanced. then the first roll of wire runs out and you have to adjust for minor variations in the next one.
All the EDM guys I know drink, a lot ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: TAB on November 21, 2010, 09:08:56 PM
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A good edm guy can make $$$$,
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 21, 2010, 10:03:45 PM
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Yes, to bad so many go crazy or get psorosis first. ;D
Wow, even spell check can't help me with that one ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on November 22, 2010, 05:55:38 AM
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Got it. Like passing a thread through an ice cube and leaving the ice cube intact.
Thanks, Peg. It's good to know how stuff works.....
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Pathfinder on November 22, 2010, 06:06:48 AM
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FIFY
I've had lots of experience helping my son this way. ever see Word crash because of misspellings? i have. it is a sad sight, let me tell you, but he managed it more than once.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 22, 2010, 10:38:22 AM
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Thanks Path,
No, I haven't quite managed that yet ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 24, 2010, 10:54:09 PM
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(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/general/unknown111111.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/general/unknown101010.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/general/unknown999.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/general/unknown888.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/general/unknown777.jpg)
Door Mats~~ ;D
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/general/unknown666.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/general/unknown555.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/general/unknown444.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/general/unknown333.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/general/unknown111.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/general/unknown121212.jpg)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 24, 2010, 11:16:47 PM
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Years ago I saw an "Andy Capp" cartoon, His wife Flo is looking at Welcome mat's, Andy asks the Clerk, "Do yer ave one that ays bug off" ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on November 25, 2010, 03:57:26 AM
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I REALLY want the "Come back with a warrant" one. (My dog is advocating for the one about the roast ;D).
FQ13
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on November 25, 2010, 01:52:48 PM
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I'd go for the Warrant one too, FQ.
Speaking of "Andy Capp", has anyone noticed the significance of that name?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 27, 2010, 09:02:37 PM
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Who says LEO's don't have a sense of humor.............
Concerning budget cuts:
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 05, 2010, 02:31:14 PM
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I guess moonshine cycled through old radiators is a bad thing...................
Oh, it gets better......
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on December 05, 2010, 03:36:14 PM
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FQ13
God bless those cops. They were upholding 400 years of tradition whether they knew it or not! Scots Wha' Hae!
Here's the vocal version;
For the pipes:
I'm just waiting for them to remember who they are, and who they were. I'd like them to demand their guns back, and tell the muslims to piss off! Its not too much to ask. Honestly, the day sharia is declared in Scotland, I'll burn my pipes (no great loss to the musical world), but still, grow a pair McGregor!.
FQ13 :'(
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 13, 2010, 11:28:29 AM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on December 13, 2010, 12:12:34 PM
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Can't help but think of Gracie Allen when listening to Marcia Brody. =))))
Gracie was playing a part, while Marcia seems to come by it naturally.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Bill Stryker on December 13, 2010, 12:29:26 PM
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I love it
Irony.
This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address
occur on the same day. As Air America Radio pointed out, "It is an ironic
position of events: one involves a meaningless ritual in which we
look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other
involves a groundhog."
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 20, 2010, 12:05:51 PM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 23, 2010, 11:03:57 AM
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This guy is crazy~~ but I was mesmerized... towards the end..there couldn't be 6" of space that he went through.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on December 23, 2010, 11:40:21 AM
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FQ13
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 28, 2010, 01:16:31 PM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 04, 2011, 12:35:46 PM
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I-Pad concert.
( I wonder if Marshal and Micheal can get together and give us a concert on theirs.. LOL)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: jaybet on January 04, 2011, 01:37:16 PM
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I have a friend who sat in with our band playing Hammond B3 (organ) on his laptop. TYPING he plays better than most people play with a real keyboard.
He also showed up at a benefit I was doing one time and played organ and harmonica on his cell phone. That's just wrong. :o
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 07, 2011, 11:25:24 PM
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This is driving me so crazy (er) ::)
How the??.. What the??...
(http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/pullhair.gif)
This will drive you crazy............or it better.. cause I don't want to be in the loony bin all by myself.. ???
http://www.regiftable.com/regiftingrobinpopup.html
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Big Frank on January 07, 2011, 11:45:39 PM
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I can keep you company in the looney bin. That just drove me over the edge. ???
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on January 08, 2011, 12:00:41 AM
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M'lette, I take back the tinfoil stuff. May I borrow your Scout Rifle? ;D
FQ13 who is deeply afraid of his computer now. ??? :o
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: cookie62 on January 08, 2011, 07:15:35 AM
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no matter what number I use it come out a box of chocolate
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on January 08, 2011, 07:36:40 AM
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haven't worked out the math, but evidently when you subtract the digits of a two digit number from itself, you come up with a limited set of possible answers.
For instance 25-2-5 = 19 and 20 -2-0 = 18 and 30-3-0 = 27 and 31-3-1 = 27
In the page with all the numbers, all the possible numbers have the same item listed.
The page with all the numbers changes each time so you don't keep getting the same item when you start over with a different number. Look at that page and then select a number, do the math and the result will always give the same item.
Ok...the math.
Start with the number 30. The result of 30-3 =27 Then if you add 1 to the 30, you also subtract and extra 1 ending up with the same 27 for an answer. So the Key Numbers should be 9,18,27,36,45,54,63,72,81,90 all the powers of 9.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 10, 2011, 12:30:16 PM
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I still don't get how it knows.. even though you click on nothing that puts what number you have "in your mind".. to coincide it with that certain article..
Nope.. I'm definitely still ready for the nut house.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 10, 2011, 12:32:25 PM
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This is awesome.... It literally holds you spell bound.....
'Il Silencio' (The Silence) played by 13 year old Melissa Venema with André Rieu and his orchestra at the Amsterdam Arena.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on January 10, 2011, 12:41:04 PM
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AMAZING with a Capital A
JMHO
Richard
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on January 10, 2011, 02:02:44 PM
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all the numbers in the teens work out to 9 10=9, 11=9, 12=9, 13=9, 14=9, 15=9, 16=9, 17=9, 18=9
all the numbers in the 20's work out to 18 in the same fashion
all the numbers in the 30s work out to 27
40s to 36
50s to 45
60s to 54
70s to 63
80s to 72
90s to 81
When you go to the big table, those numbers: 9,18,27,36,45,54,63,72,81 ALL have the same item listed in them. So, no matter what number you pick, it always works out to the same item.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: jaybet on January 10, 2011, 03:11:13 PM
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How DO it know?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Timothy on January 10, 2011, 03:57:05 PM
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I didn't figure it out either but Solus's solution works for me.
I do know this.....it's magic and the rabbit was in the hat the whole time...!
It don't know Jay! It's like a slight of hand card trick, it already has an answer before you hit the clicky button. The magician leads you to pick the card he wants you to....same thing...
It's all in the math and the math changes every time you re-enter the equation leading you to chose the answer that's already been determined for you...
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on January 10, 2011, 06:34:51 PM
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Sigh ;D ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Ichiban on January 10, 2011, 06:44:57 PM
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I think what misleads people is that the item in those nine magic boxes changes with each play. No mater what number you choose it's going to be in one of the nine and they are all the same.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: deepwater on January 10, 2011, 08:22:26 PM
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the Haz and I watched some of this earlier, good song. ;D
deepwater
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 11, 2011, 11:15:03 PM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 11, 2011, 11:30:07 PM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 11, 2011, 11:56:19 PM
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Paul Zerdin, ventriloquist without a dummy
The dummy, an indispensable ventriloquist prop, so you would have thought. But no, ventriloquist Paul Zerdin manages without one, with a little help from the audience.
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2010/paul-zerdin-ventriloquist-without-dummy-p1.php
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 12, 2011, 12:03:41 AM
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New way of pouring beer..
http://www.wimp.com/beerscup/
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on January 12, 2011, 12:30:19 AM
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Different
I heard about this somewhere the other day and have been meaning to look in to it
only issue is you don't get a good head
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on January 12, 2011, 08:39:03 AM
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Depends upon your view if that is a good thing or a bad thing.
You pay the same price for the glass whether it is full of beer or half beer and half foam.
I'll take the one full of beer, thanks.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Timothy on January 12, 2011, 09:02:26 AM
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But Solus, a head on the beer releases the CO2 and also enhances the beers flavor. Of course, if you're drinking nasty beer, nothing is going to help that!
;D ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 12, 2011, 11:57:57 AM
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and this was at a PBR Rodeo.. so no one was really giving a fat frogs if the beer had a hint of exquisite flavor or if it was just "beer".. My guess iust that they just wanted a full glass of beer.. and then another.. and another... LOL
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: cookie62 on January 12, 2011, 12:04:08 PM
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Ya thats my problem ::)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 12, 2011, 12:05:39 PM
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Poor baby~~~~~ so so sad.. I'm sure that me and every other woman out there feels your pain.. ::)
*ROTFLMAO*
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 18, 2011, 11:48:28 AM
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;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 18, 2011, 01:56:58 PM
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This year we will experience 4 unusual dates.... 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11.
NOW go figure this out.... take the last 2 digits of the year you were born plus the age you will be this year and see if it equals 111.
All of ours did and both kids added up to 11.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Pathfinder on January 18, 2011, 02:09:01 PM
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Missed one. On November 2, 2011, you will have (OK, without the slashes) . . .
11022011
That's right folks, a palindrome date!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 18, 2011, 02:10:18 PM
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Cool...never noticed it before.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on January 18, 2011, 07:29:51 PM
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Reminds me of the first words Adam spoke to the new lady on the block
Madam I'm Adam
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 18, 2011, 09:50:42 PM
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More likely it was Where did you come from, and don't you ever shut up ? ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: BAC on January 18, 2011, 09:56:39 PM
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That's not a palindrome.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 18, 2011, 10:36:28 PM
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Maybe not, but I bet it's an accurate quote ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Big Frank on January 18, 2011, 10:43:36 PM
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Here's the longest palindrome I know, courtesy of Weird Al:
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 18, 2011, 11:55:42 PM
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"Senile Felines".............. 8) 8)
;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Big Frank on January 19, 2011, 12:19:54 AM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on January 19, 2011, 06:59:09 AM
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Adam knew where she came from. Don't you remember the story of Eve's Creation? It goes like this:
God says to Adam "Adam, I see you need a companion and I will create one for you, a Woman."
"She will be loyal and support you in every way."
"She will fulfill your needs willingly and enthusiastically."
"She will never become a vexation to you."
Adam was pleased and said to God "That is wonderful, Lord."
God said to Adam "But Adam, I will have to use your left nut to create Eve."
Adam, who had become fond of both his nuts, thought a moment and then said to God.
"God, what can I get for a rib?"
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 22, 2011, 07:58:38 PM
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Can't make this stuff up, folks....... :P :o ::)
Well, at least she looks at least somewhat 'happy'.......... 8)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Big Frank on January 22, 2011, 08:37:50 PM
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At least she didn't do it in front of her kids. She kinda had the right idea. :-[
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: JC5123 on January 25, 2011, 10:31:45 AM
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Cool Dog!!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Hazcat on January 25, 2011, 10:45:47 AM
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Cool! ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Big Frank on January 25, 2011, 04:24:12 PM
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Amazing dog. Smarter than some people.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: TAB on January 25, 2011, 05:31:05 PM
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compared to what the women normally look like in these type of storys, she is hot.
I will be kind, I'll not post pics of the last few... you know the one in FL that was shaving her junk on the free way with her ex in the car and the one that told her boy friend to eat her out at knife point, but her vaginal oder was super strong...
Those are the kind of faces you can't forget.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 25, 2011, 09:40:37 PM
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I've seen those photos....thanks for not posting them...once was enough. :-X
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 26, 2011, 12:44:41 AM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: JC5123 on January 26, 2011, 07:27:31 AM
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Bellamy Brothers - Jalapeno Video .......
This song/video is causing a major upset in the US. People (politicians) are wanting it banned.
The Bellamy's are on a bus tour right now in the states and are singing this on every stop & are getting ready to go overseas.
This has caused quite the uprising. It's even been said that it should be banned in the US and that if the Bellamy's leave the US , they should not be allowed back. Plus people (politicians) are saying it offends them - guess the truth hurts! Radio stations all over are playing this song & telling people to go to You Tube for the video.
Personally, I think its hilarious! Looks to me like its getting great reviews! Go Bellamys! Good Job!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Hazcat on January 26, 2011, 07:42:21 AM
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WOW! Some folks REALLY NEED to get a sense of humor!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on January 26, 2011, 07:59:08 AM
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Sorry if the truth hurts, but that right there if funny ;D Forgive me and be with the Pigmies in Africa ;)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 26, 2011, 11:06:58 AM
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The Bellamy Brothers, unlike some of the ones complaining, are citizens. They can not be refused entry to the US.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on January 26, 2011, 11:48:32 AM
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That's offensive how? Obama and Palin, Beck and Edwards and all the rest. Seems to me if you're offended by that you've got a guilty consience or no sense of reality. I'd say a classic!
FQ13
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Ichiban on January 26, 2011, 12:40:18 PM
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And yet "F*ck You" was nominated for two 2010 Grammy awards (record of the year and song of the year). :P
Definitely NSFW http://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2010/08/cee-los-true-sentiments-oooo-oooo-oooo/61884/ (http://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2010/08/cee-los-true-sentiments-oooo-oooo-oooo/61884/)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 26, 2011, 02:51:48 PM
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Great video.....speak the truth...and do it with chicks in bikini's dancing around...woo-ah, woo-ah, woo-ah!!!! :D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on January 27, 2011, 06:09:58 AM
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I posted that a little ago in the music thread
it is the motivational song at work and played just about every other day hehe
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 27, 2011, 02:10:00 PM
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Jalapeno's come from Mexico, It must be racist.
Dumbasses, The Peppers cross over LEGALLY !!
;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 27, 2011, 02:11:27 PM
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Si, on a steek. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Pathfinder on January 27, 2011, 02:23:08 PM
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I keeeel you!!!!!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Majer on January 27, 2011, 02:49:33 PM
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HUH??
(http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs774.ash1/166442_197198923629230_100000173701178_827055_7856793_s.jpg)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 27, 2011, 11:34:04 PM
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This guy is a mechanical genius..
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 28, 2011, 12:27:05 AM
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This is absolutely unbelievable...
and when I watched it.. I started to panic.. hate little cramped spaces like this..
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 30, 2011, 02:29:58 PM
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She is adorable.. reminds me of Phil and Vanessa Wood's sweet little Tremea
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 30, 2011, 03:31:45 PM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Big Frank on January 30, 2011, 05:40:04 PM
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The guy running across the water is part of a shoe commercial. The rest is awesome.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: m25operator on January 30, 2011, 06:13:28 PM
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Awesome pretty well sums it up ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: TAB on January 31, 2011, 03:36:11 AM
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who likes fast boats?
http://mercuryracing.com/1350/
you knowthe old saying, if you have to ask, you can't aford it... in this case retail is 202 and change.
;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on January 31, 2011, 04:27:02 AM
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that was amazing a very talented little girl and a very good speaker.
lol give Tremea a few years ;) she only had her first day at school today
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: TAB on February 01, 2011, 04:06:08 PM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on February 01, 2011, 06:14:52 PM
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DROOL!
JMHO
Richard
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on February 02, 2011, 09:28:05 PM
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I like to see friends on tv ...
I've always wanted to see HazCat on tv ...
Then came a thought ...
Cowboys starring Marshal and M'ette, and introducing The Haz!
Did you catch Wolfbane's cameo rolling a ball of yarn ;)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Pathfinder on February 02, 2011, 10:03:34 PM
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I love that commercial. I was all set to play it for a huge IT project I was heading up for the humorous approach to the problems we faced, only to realized the commercial was produced by our chosen vendor's primary competitor!!!!
So much for that cool idea . . . .
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 03, 2011, 11:29:08 AM
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What a way to advertise Cadillac.. ( or really really good drivers..) It was fascinating to watch.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 03, 2011, 06:19:06 PM
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The sound effects are a little annoying.. but both videos are good.
I wish that they had of taken the damned rope off the bull and let him have full range on the stupid throng of people.
http://www.malhanga.com/videosflash/
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: sledgemeister on February 05, 2011, 11:39:31 PM
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Boobies!!!!!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 08, 2011, 12:43:06 PM
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This is soooo funny... LOL
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 15, 2011, 01:16:08 AM
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This kid is awesome..
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: m25operator on February 15, 2011, 04:58:45 AM
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As much as I love ya, I just threw up a little bit.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 15, 2011, 02:44:45 PM
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LOL I like harmony singing and barbershop quartets..
So~~sorry... go rinse your mouth out and deal with it. :P
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on February 15, 2011, 05:42:45 PM
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M'ette, I agree with you. He is awsome on two fronts...the singing and the tech to put it up in sinc.
JMHOFWIW
Richard
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 17, 2011, 10:06:12 PM
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Amazing how they all work together.. Notice how many are concerned
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: TAB on February 17, 2011, 10:17:54 PM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 18, 2011, 01:51:56 AM
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;D ;D ;D yuuuuck... LOL
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on February 18, 2011, 01:54:22 AM
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Sad thing is, that speaks a great deal of ill about us guys. :-\ Practice, practice, practice gentlemen, just like with a gun! ;D
FQ13
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 19, 2011, 12:29:17 PM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: TAB on February 25, 2011, 01:50:32 AM
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(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/179374-1/Fountain_booty_cooldown.gif)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: TAB on February 27, 2011, 03:26:32 PM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on February 27, 2011, 03:50:59 PM
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Don't think I could sit back and do that for the rest of my life. Two, maybe three decades at the most ;)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on February 27, 2011, 07:13:34 PM
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Do Broadband and not a chance of setting up a reloading workshop in the basement.
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Title: Bob Hope~Thanks for the Memories
Post by: PegLeg45 on February 28, 2011, 09:55:00 AM
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Got this video in an email and thought it was cool enough to share.
I'm just old enough to have good memories of Bob Hope and the legend that he was.
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Title: Re: Bob Hope~Thanks for the Memories
Post by: ratcatcher55 on February 28, 2011, 10:51:25 AM
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I got something in my eye.
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Title: Re: Bob Hope~Thanks for the Memories
Post by: Solus on February 28, 2011, 11:52:18 AM
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An immigrant, he became a US citizen at age 17.
Now his dedication to the US and it's Military is an example for folks, immigrants or not, to follow.
He remained a comedian to the very end.
When on his death bed, he was asked where he wanted to be buried, he answered "Surprise me"
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Title: Re: Bob Hope~Thanks for the Memories
Post by: dipisc on February 28, 2011, 04:23:49 PM
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Hi;
For all that he did for the troops - it would have been great for some sort of military presence to honor him at his funeral. I am sure that the family wanted a private service BUT there would have been many thousands of Vet's who would have wanted to say goodbye in person.
I often thought that at around Christmas time maybe the History Channel would show one of his Christmas specials/tours. We have to also remember and reconize the women that gladly gave their time and talent to be a part of his specials.
Martha Raye - the comedian and actress who adopted the 101st as "her" boys went many times to support them in Vietnam. She was granted special permission to be buried with members of the 101st in a military cemetary.
I just think that Bob Hope should have had the same chance, but then it was up to the family. He was not a veteran, he was a comedian - but he saw more and did more than most of us.
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Title: Re: Bob Hope~Thanks for the Memories
Post by: Solus on February 28, 2011, 06:59:38 PM
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He was a Veteran. Well, he was made the first and only Honorary Veteran of the US Military. Clinton signed the order.
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Title: Re: Bob Hope~Thanks for the Memories
Post by: twyacht on February 28, 2011, 07:14:22 PM
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Bob Hope was the last insurmountable spirit of "American" voice for boosting morale, not just for the troops, but for this country. Regardless of politics, as he knocked all the good and bad, he was a showman, gentleman, and had a voice, wit, and humble spirit long since missed in today's world.
Shame we can't all get on board with the same spirit.
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Title: Re: Bob Hope~Thanks for the Memories
Post by: billt on March 01, 2011, 06:10:29 AM
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Classic Bob Hope!
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Title: Re: Bob Hope~Thanks for the Memories
Post by: sledgemeister on March 01, 2011, 06:43:21 AM
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A touching tribute to a great man, regardless of nationality, religious or political beliefs etc to give so much to so many exemplifies true humanity. There have been very few men/women that can claim to even come close in fact I am pushed to think of one.
Perhaps maybe Jerry Lewis comes close with his contribution for charitable causes having raised over 2 billion dollars....perhaps.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 01, 2011, 10:23:03 PM
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Have to share this.. cause I think it is so cute..
Rochelle.. my daughter in law ( who has Mason 4..and Cooper 12 weeks...) posted this on her FB..
Mason pronounces some of his K's and C's as T's... He's showing Cooper some stickers with cats and dogs on them and turns to me and says "Tooper likes dogs and titties!"
HAhahahaha!
It appears that Cooper will be a true man's man.
;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 01, 2011, 10:56:09 PM
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Yep....man's best friends.....dogs and titties......... ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 04, 2011, 01:44:40 PM
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Absolutely amazing...
I feel so inadequate after watching this..
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on March 04, 2011, 02:06:50 PM
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Well put, my friend. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tt11758 on March 04, 2011, 02:08:24 PM
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Tooper takes after Daddy, doesn't he? ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on March 04, 2011, 06:10:35 PM
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M'ette, my wife works with "Special Needs" individuals and she has a gift! Stephen also has something very SPECIAL!!!!!! That coming from yours truly who cant draw a straight line with 2 or more rulers and someone to guide my hand! LOL
Thanks for sharing,
Richard
PS: Cooper is da man!
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Title: A Word About The "Heart Attack Grill",.......It Works.
Post by: twyacht on March 04, 2011, 06:53:05 PM
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Sometimes there is truth in advertising.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/572-lb-heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies/
The 29-year-old, 572 lb spokesman for a prominent, caloric-ridden restaurant in Chandler, Arizona has died. While it‘s unknown at this point if the man’s death was at all related to his obesity, the death of Blair River is opening up the restaurant to criticism.
“We are absolutely guilty for glorifying obesity, it’s what we do, but if you stop and think about why we glorify obesity and come into the Heart Attack Grill diet center I think you’ll get it,” Jon Basso, the restaurant’s owner, told KSAZ-TV.
As you may have noticed, part of the restaurant‘s marketing involves servers dressed as nurses and the owner wearing a doctor’s lab coat.
According to the news station, restaurant “offers meals in excess of 8,000 calories. :o They fry their fries in pig lard and they’re not shy about it. A sign in front of the building reads, ‘Caution. This establishment is bad for your health.’”
****
29 YEARS OLD!!!
Well, without proper Carolina Cole Slaw, Corn Bread...and beans, it ain't a true pig pickin'... :P
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Title: Re: A Word About The "Heart Attack Grill",.......It Works.
Post by: r_w on March 07, 2011, 10:33:24 AM
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As surprising as the Marlboro man dying of cancer.
It is still America (sort of), so he is free to do stupid stuff.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 07, 2011, 01:34:40 PM
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The SKIN GUN is a pluripotent stem cell treatment - that is, it is ADULT STEM CELLS at work, not embryonic stem cells. The moral controversy is about embryonic stem cells (ESCs), because the embryo is destroyed in the process. Adult Stem Cell therapies like this skin gun raise NO MORAL OBJECTIONS and in fact are enthusiastically promoted by the people who oppose Embryonic Stem Cell research. If you listen, the patient being interviewed explains it is his own stem cells being used.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on March 08, 2011, 04:01:38 AM
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nice work Mason, he will do well in the Corner once he grows up :)
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Title: Gotta ask how cold does it get in North Dakota
Post by: sledgemeister on March 09, 2011, 02:41:15 AM
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Going by this weather fella its pretty bad
http://s286.photobucket.com/albums/ll93/aus08_2008/?action=view¤t=North_Dakota_Weather_Alert.mp4
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Title: Re: Gotta ask how cold does it get in North Dakota
Post by: ellis4538 on March 09, 2011, 02:58:44 AM
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If you gotta ask...you don't want to know!
Richard
PS: Depends on how hard the wind is blowing! LOL
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Title: Re: Gotta ask how cold does it get in North Dakota
Post by: philw on March 09, 2011, 06:30:54 AM
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about this cold
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dO6AmWfCnLo/SZ2vfQP0AcI/AAAAAAAABMI/Rh9tmZvr0yI/s400/hardNipples.jpg)
however it is nice and warm over here
(http://www.convictcreations.com/culture/images/beachfashion.jpg)
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Title: Re: Gotta ask how cold does it get in North Dakota
Post by: Pathfinder on March 09, 2011, 07:12:29 AM
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LOL
Yeah, that's about it, especially the "expires in May" crap.
But, the hardier of us (i.e., most of us) put on our arctic-grade Carhartt's and get the job done!
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Title: Re: Gotta ask how cold does it get in North Dakota
Post by: Dakotaranger on March 09, 2011, 04:59:54 PM
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The western half of the state can have weeks of -40 F. I was hoping to have al gore give a global warming speech this winter
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Title: Re: Gotta ask how cold does it get in North Dakota
Post by: twyacht on March 09, 2011, 06:06:58 PM
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Only two seasons:
Winter
4th of July
That's it.... ;)
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Title: Re: Gotta ask how cold does it get in North Dakota
Post by: Dakotaranger on March 09, 2011, 06:56:21 PM
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We used to say 40 below keeps the rif-raff out, but that kinda changed when we started really tapping the Bakken formation for oil
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Title: Re: Gotta ask how cold does it get in North Dakota
Post by: Timothy on March 09, 2011, 07:26:44 PM
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You could put your eye out with those!
;D
Good place to hang a hat as well!
;D :D
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Title: Re: Gotta ask how cold does it get in North Dakota
Post by: Big Frank on March 09, 2011, 07:56:20 PM
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She makes a couple interesting points. ;D
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Title: Re: Gotta ask how cold does it get in North Dakota
Post by: philw on March 10, 2011, 04:25:41 AM
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lol yes it is correct
hope you noticed where Tasmania is as well on the other Pic ;D
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Title: Re: Gotta ask how cold does it get in North Dakota
Post by: billt on March 10, 2011, 05:22:58 AM
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Reminds me of my 38 years I spend in Chicago. Midwest weather is like a bad marriage, you don't realize just how bad it is until you get out of it. Overcast for days on end. Constant drizzle and rain. The wind blows all the time. 90 day "Summers", June, July, and August, and half of that time it's either raining or threatening to, give way to a 9 month Winter.
In the "Summer" Mosquitoes eat you alive to the point you cannot remain outside after dark even if the weather is nice. If your lucky your car will last 5 years before cancer eats through it from the road salt every winter. And forget trying to keep it clean. Anything on the undercarriage, muffler, shocks, etc. has to be air chiseled or torched off after one Chicago winter. Property taxes are off the chart for even a modest home because of all of the democratic unions and give away programs for the minorities. In spite of the high taxes the state is still broke, much like it's neighbor to the north Wisconsin is. People are running from the rust belt. It used to be you could always find a good paying job no matter what. That is no longer the case as manufacturing has fled these states, and the country in general. The entire Midwest region is on the brink. It's just a matter of time before the entire region collapses just like Detroit and northern Indiana has. Bill T.
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Title: Re: Gotta ask how cold does it get in North Dakota
Post by: Dakotaranger on March 10, 2011, 05:52:56 AM
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Title: Sky Watching The ISS
Post by: billt on March 10, 2011, 06:10:21 AM
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I've been doing this lately, and it's amazing to watch this thing. It is one of the brightest objects in the sky, exceeded in brightness only by Jupiter and the Moon. If you go to this website and punch in your Zip Code, it will give you the local times and direction to look for it.
http://spaceweather.com/flybys/
It will always appear exactly on time, every time, in the exact place in the sky they say. This website will also give the times and locations of other satellites that you can observe. It's hard to believe it's traveling 17,500 M.P.H., or 5 miles per second.
I don't have a fancy tracking telescope or anything like that, but if you have a good set of binoculars and a fairly steady hand you can actually see the solar arrays extended out from it's side as it gets nearest to you. They are over a football field long. We're blessed with clear skies most of the time here in Arizona, so it's not to hard to see it. You have quite a long time to observe it, usually around 3 minutes or so. Bill T.
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Title: Re: Sky Watching The ISS
Post by: alfsauve on March 10, 2011, 06:21:07 AM
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And if you have a VHF radio, there are times you might catch one of the Ham Radio operators making contacts. Doesn't happen often on voice, but I've heard them once or twice.
Here's a real-time tracking site.
http://www.n2yo.com/ (http://www.n2yo.com/)
Also, place like Heavens Above give tracking info as well.
http://www.heavens-above.com/ (http://www.heavens-above.com/)
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Title: Re: Gotta ask how cold does it get in North Dakota
Post by: sledgemeister on March 10, 2011, 07:43:04 AM
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Most recognised part of australia, you can find its image though out the world.......
as long as they dont go brazilian or bald!
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Title: Re: Gotta ask how cold does it get in North Dakota
Post by: tombogan03884 on March 10, 2011, 11:44:25 AM
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how cold does it get in North Dakota ?
If you have to ask, you do not want to know ! ;D
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Title: Re: Gotta ask how cold does it get in North Dakota
Post by: JC5123 on March 10, 2011, 12:06:46 PM
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It's why the women that come from ND are so frisky. It's so cold that for about 6 months a year, you have an innie. :-[
BTW we are kicking off spring on Sat with the first kayak trip down the river this season. I just checked the reports and.......(drum roll please) The river flow is 1580 cfm, with an average temperature of 37 degrees Fahrenheit. I am anticipating an ice cream headache from hell. ;D
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Title: Re: Sky Watching The ISS
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 10, 2011, 01:56:56 PM
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I've also done this off and on for several years. A former boss brought it to my attention years ago.
I'll have the ISS at (-2.0) super-bright visibility for two minutes this evening at around 8:15 and an even brighter visibility (-3.8 ) tomorrow. Hope it isn't cloudy.
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Title: Re: Gotta ask how cold does it get in North Dakota
Post by: tombogan03884 on March 10, 2011, 05:39:22 PM
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You know, you could always just stay out of the water.
It is not recommended to go swimming when the water has the consistency of grape jelly.
It's one of those "age and experience" things. ::) ;D
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Title: Re: Gotta ask how cold does it get in North Dakota
Post by: JC5123 on March 10, 2011, 05:45:45 PM
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That's what the dry suit is for. Remember we only get about 90 days of warm weather. Besides, whats a little hypothermia between friends. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 11, 2011, 12:15:43 AM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on March 11, 2011, 03:45:10 AM
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KOOL!
Richard
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Title: Re: Gotta ask how cold does it get in North Dakota
Post by: r_w on March 11, 2011, 10:00:18 AM
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Water only "warms" up to 50 degrees by fall. Better to beat the mosquitoes, anyway :D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 31, 2011, 09:01:49 PM
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How Fast Can You Gut And Skin a Deer??
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 12, 2011, 06:05:43 PM
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THIS COULD CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT USING ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS.....IF YOU
USE THEM
We live in the woods and carpenter ants are a huge problem. We have spent
thousands of dollars with Orkin and on ant poisons trying to keep them under
control but nothing has helped. So when I read somewhere that aspartame
*(NutraSweet)* was actually developed as an ant poison and changed to being
considered non-poisonous after it was realized that a lot more money could
be made on it as a sweetener than as an ant poison, I decided to give it a
try.
I opened two packets of aspartame sweetener, and dumped one in a corner of
each of our bathrooms . That was about 2 years ago and I have not seen any
carpenter ants for about 9 to 12 months. It works better than the most
deadly poisons I have tried. Any time they show up again, I simply dump
another package of NutraSweet in a corner, and they will be gone for a year
or so again. Since posting this information I have had many people tell me
of their success solving ant problems with this substance, when nothing else
worked. I found later that small black ants would not eat the aspartame. It
was determined that if you mixed it with apple juice, they would quickly
take it back to the nest, and all would be dead within 24 hours, usually. I
have found that sometimes it will kill them, and sometimes it does not. Not
sure why, may be slightly different species of ants or something.
Fire Ants: We got our first fire ant hill about 2 weeks ago. Poison did not
work. We tried aspartame and the ants ignored it until we got a light rain.
It was just a sprinkle, enough to
moisten the NutraSweet and ground, but not enough to wash it away. They went
crazy, hundreds of them grabbing it and taking it back into the mound. When
I checked the mound 2 days later, there was no sign of the fire ants. I even
dug the mound up, and still saw none of them.
How does it Work: *Aspartame is a neuropoison..* It most likely kills the
ants by nterfering with their nervous system. It could be direct, like
stopping their heart, or something more subtle like killing their sense of
taste so they can't figure out what is edible, or smell, so they can't
follow their trails, or mis-identify their colonies members, so they start
fighting each other. Not sure what causes them to end up dying, just know
that for many species of ants it will kill them quickly and effectively.
As with any poison I recommend wearing gloves and washing any skin areas
that come in contact with this poison, and avoid getting it in your mouth,
despite anything the labeling may indicate.
More information on this poison can be found at: www.dorway.com
*The Truth About Aspartame...
*Aspartame is NOT a natural substance!*
*Aspartame is NOT a Diet Enhancement product!*
*Aspartame is NOT safe - for ANYONE!*
*Aspartame is NOT a food "additive" *
*Aspartame is an UNREGULATED and UNSAFE DRUG!*
*Aspartame in liquids turns to FORMALDEHYDE above freezing!*
*Aspartame is even worse for DIABETICS!*
*Aspartame poisoning is cumulative (it adds up!)*
*Aspartame byproducts get stored in your FAT!*
*Aspartame has 92 "Official" Side Effects (the worst is DEATH!)*
*Aspartame MIMICS a wide range of problems*
*Aspartame side effects are USUALLY MISDIAGNOSED!*
*People with MS are warned to stay away from Aspartame!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on April 12, 2011, 07:06:23 PM
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While aspartame is surely not something you want to consume, particularly if it is in soda that has g0tten hot (like sitting on a runway in Iraq), the fact that it kills ants does not mean it will also harm humans (which it does, regardless of the ants).
For instance, yeast is deadly to rats and boric acid (the primary ingredient in eye wash) will kill cockroaches.
Instead of using aspartame packets with the hazards they present, give Stevia a try. I have not seen it in soft drinks yet, but it is in some products and is available in packets for use instead of sugar.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 13, 2011, 11:03:29 AM
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I guess I'm wierd, I use that old fashioned stuff.
SUGAR
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on April 13, 2011, 03:15:20 PM
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Tom, guess you haven't heard...SUGAR is bad for you too! But really now...which is worse?
Richard
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: BAC on April 13, 2011, 03:41:47 PM
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Pretty much sums it up.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 13, 2011, 07:54:35 PM
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Me too.
Considering that sugar has around 15 calories per level teaspoon, as long as it is taken in moderation (and one isn't a diabetic) with reasonable, normal physical activity, sugar ain't all that bad....I don't reckon. ;D
Much of the time, I just drink water.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: jaybet on April 13, 2011, 09:33:51 PM
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Ok...disclaimer....I eat butter and beef and aspartame and I've been known to pound down 15 Buffalo wings without apologies. Do you want to live forever?
My old man was 94 when he died. Beside his other problems that he caused himself, about his last ten years sucked. So I'm not so sure I want to get to 95. You can keep it.The mini-strokes, the not knowing what the f*** is going on....you can keep it.
I can get used to the ringing in my ears and the tingling in my arms... I'm NOT going to go on the Michelle Obama diet.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 19, 2011, 11:30:05 AM
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"This is a great video showing the first assembly lines at the original Ford auto plant.
Neat to see those guys making the old wooden wheels, by hand mostly......
The places that car could go ...... is amazing !!"
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on April 30, 2011, 10:19:14 AM
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Ok, I am an action movie freak. I admit it - I will get wrapped up in the 18 shot revolver, the couch that stops every bullet flying, the guy that flings a hand with a gun blindly over the chair back doing a spray and pray and kills ten bad guys, ... However, after a couple watchings I start to pay attention, get annoyed and check the facts.
This morning I was having a cup of coffee and reviewing my packing list while The Fast and The Furious was on. I have seen this movie a few times and wasn't really paying attention until I saw the Charger coming out of the driveway. This is when I started my irritations with this movie:
This is a barebones blown sub 10 second street racer with skins stretched over a roll cage that does a wheel stand at the start line
1. This car is daily driver with a smooth idle at 1,000 rpm ??? I owned on sub 10 second car in my life and helped a friend finish my second after I sold him all the parts when I got married. These were both used for cruising on the street, but they sure as H didn't idle at 1,000 rpm. At 1,000 they sounded like a two cylinder "popping Johnny" tractor pulling hard, at 1,200 to 1,500 they smoothed out, and at 2K they were smooth as silk, but deafening.
2. The 1/4 mile takes 1:35 ??? It is past the 30 second mark before they do their first 5 second slow mo, past the minute mark before he loses a cylinder, and a full 1:35 before they do the "Speed Racer" leap over the finish line with two sub 10 second cars ???
Time to see if the Lethal Weapon series is on tonight and count rounds between reloads, or even better would be True Lies with the Uzis with 8" 100 round magazines ???
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Timothy on April 30, 2011, 10:30:24 AM
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He musta missed second gear Mike!
Can Hollywood get any worse than the FAF series?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on April 30, 2011, 11:00:20 AM
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I've only seen the first two, and it is all about squealing tires and high revving engines. Little too much Nitrous, rice burning and Dukes of Hazard jumping, but some American muscle helps.
I'll wait for Encore to pick up the latest to see the 52 round revolver ... oops ... twenty minute chase scene :-\
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on June 08, 2011, 12:32:35 AM
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Awesome photography...
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/general/Image2929.jpg)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on June 08, 2011, 12:41:04 AM
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Very awesome M'lette.
FQ13
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: BAC on June 17, 2011, 11:39:55 PM
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Gorgeous photos.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on June 27, 2011, 11:25:51 PM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on June 28, 2011, 12:18:20 AM
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Think of someone who is famous before answering the questions.
http://www.akinator.mobi/
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on June 28, 2011, 02:31:38 AM
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That's kind of spooky M'lette!
FQ13
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Bill Stryker on June 30, 2011, 03:47:44 PM
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It didn't work for MB. Must be something wrong with it.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on June 30, 2011, 07:00:39 PM
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It's honest and I'm impressed.
Great database cross referencing.
It got Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter and Pat Brady, Roy Rogers sidekick.
It missed Sam Durell, from Edward S. Aarons Assignment novels
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on June 30, 2011, 07:03:02 PM
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Did you add him?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Bill Stryker on July 01, 2011, 11:56:19 AM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on July 07, 2011, 11:40:30 PM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 08, 2011, 12:07:44 AM
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About 15 years ago I saw a "Health beat" type report on the nightly news about a company that had developed a method for using a computer to layer plastic into a CAD designed shape. they were in effect replacing the ink in an ink jet printer and, in that particular case, making a plug to fill a hole in a babies skull. But the method would work with any programed shape.
I knew then that it was just a matter of time and composites technology.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Pathfinder on July 08, 2011, 07:58:21 AM
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@M'ette - very cool application of the technology. I had never seen that before.
@Tom - people are still using that technology not only in medicine - I think I saw that same show you mentioned - but also in archeology. In a recent show I saw, archeologists only had a couple of photographs of an old skull found in a burial temple/mausoleum in Ephesus (in SW Turkey). From the nearly century old photos, they created a computer image, and then used the laser/gel technology to recreate the skull (the gel is phot-reactive to the same frequency as the laser, so the laser essentially "paints" the object in 3D in the gel, creating the object it is painting), and then did facial reconstruction on the recreated skull of who they think was Cleopatra's sister, Arsinue.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 08, 2011, 09:00:41 AM
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I had to watch that again this morning. That's cool. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Ichiban on July 08, 2011, 09:20:16 AM
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Color me skeptical. The scanner part is what really set off my "bullshit" alarm. No way that can get data on the internal portion of the screw mechanism. I can see using a 3D CAD data base to make something rudimentary (say a cup or spoon) that is semi-functional, but I can't accept this on face value. We wont even go into the material properties. Call Jamie and Adam on this one.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on July 08, 2011, 09:48:40 AM
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Wondered about the internals also. Watched the wrench adjustments and they didn't show anywhere near full opening and closing of the jaws...maybe one rotations worth of adjustment...which is what you would get with a surface scan....
However, some of the models with multiple gears where said to come from the machine fully assembled with moving parts...so maybe they do have some type of x-ray scanning...
I also wondered about material properties. All they showed was being able to specify color. Nothing about hardness or different materials for different parts.
I don't think it is a hoax, just a technology that is in it's infancy, but still impressive.
This type of tech along with Nanotechnology will change the way we live...and how long.
They are saying that the middle aged among us might be able to live to 150 and that is is likely that the first human to live to 1000 might be born any day.
Nanotech works at the atomic and molecular level, allowing, for instance, for a pile of lead to be changed to a stack of gold. True alchemy.
If it works as predicted, it will end aging by being able to repair faulty DNA strings allowing cell reproduction without deterioration. Diseased cells can be repaired....perhaps even quick enough to forestall fatal radiation sickness.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 08, 2011, 12:08:54 PM
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Wow, if this is the real-deal, it could really impact the prosthetics-building industry. Instead of having to make several molds of a residual limb, it could be scanned in and then built while the patient waits. Re-sizing a new prosthetic socket would be nearly a same-day service instead of anywhere from one to two weeks.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: TAB on July 08, 2011, 12:12:25 PM
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you would be waiting for a very long time. It takes them hours to days to build up layers, A very good friend of mine is in rapid protype development, He has several 3 D printers. They use every thing from lasers to harden resin to water to harden a plaster like powder. Its cool shit but $$$$$$$$$ His CNC mills/lathes are also very, very bad ass.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 08, 2011, 12:21:57 PM
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Yeah....I was thinking later down the line, production speed comes later on. But it is still better than the way many prosthetists work now.
Example: If I need a new leg, they do two to three actual plaster molds. Then those are scanned into a scanner in order to make a CNC 3D resin-foam copy of my residual limb. Then that is used to make a vacuum formed lexan molded test-socket (for pre-fitting). If everything fits, then a carbon fiber and epoxy final version is made. It can take anywhere from two weeks to six weeks to get it all right. This technology (if it gets faster and cheaper over time) could shorten the build time significantly....even if it can't be done in a day.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 08, 2011, 12:48:49 PM
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2 things they mentioned in the video that some of you may have missed.
The company Rep mentioned that for they could make stronger items by using more resin, and when the interviewer was about to try the wrench, the Rep said "an hour and a half ago this was a pile of powder" so it took over an hour to "print" the wrench. Something as large as a prosthetic would probably take several hours.
The internals have me baffled as well, but we only saw pieces of the process.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: TAB on July 08, 2011, 12:52:24 PM
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I'd say not much, unless things get alot faster.
plaster casts are proven and easy to modify
Tom look at the thickness of a wrench. a hour and a half for say 3/4". Thats abot a 1/2" a hour. for what ammounts to very little volume.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 08, 2011, 12:57:06 PM
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I'll take several hours. ;D
A socket is just a hollow bucket (with about an 1/8" wall thickness) that everything else attaches to. Internal mechanisms on a simple BKA leg are not an issue.
If I already have the auxiliary components and they could scan and print me a new 'bucket' in a couple of days, then there would be no more gluing volume pads into existing sockets when they get loose. One person could have several interchangeable sockets for one limb to make up for size fluctuation.
As TAB said, it is probably cost-prohibitive at the moment....but technology usually (not always) cheapens over time.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 08, 2011, 01:09:20 PM
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TAB, we are agreeing on the speed. 90 minutes for an item 3/4"X 2"X 12" wild guess would be 20X longer for something the size of a leg, 30 hours. Then there is the size limitation of the machine. These are fairly simple things to overcome though as the technology matures.
Just saw a case where they were using DNA testing to track down some one for not cleaning up after their dog.
Either DNA testing has become dirt cheap or that's one nasty dog. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Timothy on July 08, 2011, 02:43:02 PM
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I've seen these things in real time. They're designed for rapid prototyping for the most part. I doubt very much it could be used for anything of a production nature. One of our customers has one and the tolerances, at least on what he showed me, weren't that good.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: TAB on July 08, 2011, 02:52:55 PM
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The tolerances depend on the material used. the ones that use a laser to harden a resin will be accurate then the ones that use a resin/water to harden a sand type matierals.
The end product is also very important. Most of what my friend that owns the rapod protyping compay does is getting something that the custmers can touch, instead of a 3d remdering, but they also produce postivae molds for which maters molds are produceed from.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 08, 2011, 03:25:48 PM
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Just ask Maury Povich. ;D
I just need this part: ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Pathfinder on July 08, 2011, 03:32:47 PM
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Actually, that was a proposal by an HOA IIRC, in order to force people to clean up after their dogs or get a huge fine/bill for the HOA to clean it up. They are mandating that all dogs be DNA swabbed so the results are on file.
I thought it would be fun to go out and crap on the HOA President's lawn myself, and let them go berserk trying to match it up to a dog! ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 08, 2011, 04:00:06 PM
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This was a local town trying to bust one specific dog owner. Apparently the lawn mines keep turning up in the same area.
It was in Wed. free paper.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Timothy on July 08, 2011, 04:21:39 PM
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PegLeg....do you ever wear two right shoes just to have some fun?
;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 08, 2011, 11:11:20 PM
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No (hadn't thought of it) but I have turned it around backwards while sitting at family get-gathers to see if anyone noticed. I got a cool pic my s-i-l took with me sitting in the passenger side of my truck where I had taken it off (during a long road trip) and I turned it upside down and had the foot up over my shoulder. In the picture it looked like I had my leg bent backwards.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on July 18, 2011, 01:21:48 PM
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(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/271137_10150243450336105_506216104_7675645_3779448_n.jpg)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 18, 2011, 01:31:56 PM
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FQ13
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on July 26, 2011, 07:31:15 PM
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Its just crazy what is put into all of the processed food that we purchase.. No wonder there is so much cancer and sickness in our world. I'm soooo glad that we butcher our own beef... pork and wild game..
In this video clip Jamie Oliver demonstrates how 70% of America's ground beef contains leftover cow parts (a.k.a. "pink slime") containing e.coli and salmonella that has been treated with ammonia. Ammonia treated meat can be found in virtually all conventional grocery stores, fast food restaurants, many national restaurant chains, and school cafeterias. The saddest part is that the USDA allows this ammonia treated meat to enter the marketplace and with no labeling requirement on the packaging to inform the consumer that the meat they are about to buy contains ammonia. This is certainly a rude awakening to the majority of Americans that don't know where the meat in their fridge, the meat in their conventional local grocery store, the meat in their fast food hamburger, and the meat in their restaurant made hamburger comes from.
Here is more information on "Pink Slime" if you are interested
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 26, 2011, 07:43:25 PM
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Which is why sometimes M'lette the pro-corporate party might be wrong. Hell the Florida GOP tried to push a bill that made video taping farm or slaughter house practices a felony. Gee, is there something we are trying to hide? Not to sound like PETA, but industry will sell us deep fried sh!t if we allow it. There is a role for government in saying "NO" to sketchy health practices. At the very least they should be labeled so you can make your own call. When I buy ground chuck I think I'm buying ground chuck. Not ground chuck and viscera. If its "and viscera" label it that way! I have a right to know.
FQ13
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on July 27, 2011, 05:15:23 AM
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I am a massive fan of Jamie Oliver
he has had a lot of issues showing how good food can be and easy to prepear with his shows he has done in schools
they would rather do it there way they have and not care about what they are feeding the kids
+ he is a fan of hunting your own food and has video of him out duck shooting and then cooking it
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 09, 2011, 08:25:24 PM
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Oh for Pete's sake......
In my best Paul Lynde voice, "You caaaaan't make this stufffffff uppppp, peeee-pullll."
http://pajamasmedia.com/zombie/2011/08/09/deconstructing-slutwalk/?singlepage=true
Some 'colorful' folk right here. ::)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 09, 2011, 08:33:12 PM
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FTA;
"The First Thing You Need to Know: SlutWalk is a protest against something that doesn’t exist. We’re all supposed to be ANGRY! that society blames the victim for being raped.
But hang on just a minute. Seriously, does that even happen any more? Not really."
Another example of that imaginary conspiracy to undermine the Western Society by creating divisions and then exploiting them.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 26, 2011, 01:18:25 AM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Majer on August 26, 2011, 08:16:29 AM
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RUN ,Marshal , RUN!!!!!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on August 26, 2011, 08:53:27 AM
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:'( :-X :'(
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: bryand71 on August 26, 2011, 03:02:43 PM
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Ouch! :o
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 26, 2011, 09:25:41 PM
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http://news.yahoo.com/treasure-hunters-eye-huge-silver-haul-wwii-ship-184317733.html
When the SS Gairsoppa was torpedoed by a German U-boat, it took its huge silver cargo to a watery grave. Seventy years later, US divers said they are working to recover what may well be the biggest shipwreck haul ever.
Florida-based Odyssey Marine Exploration on Monday confirmed the identity and location of the Gairsoppa and cited official documents indicating the ship was carrying some 219 tons of silver coins and bullion when it sank in 1941 in the North Atlantic some 300 miles (490 kilometers) off the Irish coast.
That's worth about $200 million today, which would make it history's largest recovery of precious metals lost at sea, Odyssey said.
"We've accomplished the first phase of this project -- the location and identification of the target shipwreck -- and now we're hard at work planning for the recovery phase," Odyssey senior project manager Andrew Craig said in a statement.
"Given the orientation and condition of the shipwreck, we are extremely confident that our planned salvage operation will be well suited for the recovery of this silver cargo."
Recovery is expected to begin next spring.
After a tender process the British government awarded Odyssey an exclusive salvage contract for the cargo, and under the agreement Odyssey will retain 80 percent of the silver bullion salvaged from the wreck.
The 412-foot (125-meter) Gairsoppa had been sailing from India back to Britain in February 1941, and was in a convoy of ships when a storm hit. Running low on fuel, the Gairsoppa broke off from the convoy and set a course for Galway, Ireland.
It never made it, succumbing to a U-boat's torpedo in the contested waters of the North Atlantic. Of the 85 people on board, only one survived.
The Gairsoppa came to rest nearly 15,400 feet (4,700 meters) below the surface, but Odyssey is insisting that won't prevent a full cargo recovery.
"We were fortunate to find the shipwreck sitting upright, with the holds open and easily accessible," Odyssey chief executive Greg Stemm said.
"This should enable us to unload cargo through the hatches as would happen with a floating ship alongside a cargo terminal."
Odyssey, a world leader in deep-ocean exploration, recently conducted remotely operated vehicles from its main ship, the Odyssey Explorer, to inspect the shipwreck. It said it acquired still and video imagery from the site which were used to confirm the identify and evaluate the condition of the Gairsoppa.
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As far as I know the previous record for treasure recovery was the 8,000 depth of the SS Central America .
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on September 28, 2011, 07:42:14 AM
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have you ever found something to post here and though... hmm should I
now only if there was a NSFW section...
it is not porn
but not for everyone...
should I / Should I not... that is the question
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Ichiban on September 28, 2011, 08:31:39 AM
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Maybe just post the link to it.
With a whole bunch of disclaimers.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on September 28, 2011, 08:41:29 AM
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you should know me well enough by now that i well end up posting it....
besides how bad can it be, it is on you tube... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 28, 2011, 11:16:31 AM
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After some of the other stuff you have posted, if Phil has doubts about it I'm not looking.
This sounds as bad as if Red posted that something might be to gross to post.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on September 28, 2011, 11:17:33 PM
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you know you will end up watching it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsARXbX_4Pg
then again I may have posted this one before
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Big Frank on September 28, 2011, 11:22:57 PM
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I would remember if I saw that one before. Yuck.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on September 28, 2011, 11:34:36 PM
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the music is good.... you never forget that one now hehe
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on October 02, 2011, 06:15:22 AM
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well seeings the last one did not get that many comments
how about this gem
now remember the Beer Bongs
some how the Irish got it Arse about....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7CnVS3_6LQ
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on October 02, 2011, 11:09:02 AM
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Your sick! Sick I say...
JMHO
Richard
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on October 02, 2011, 05:47:06 PM
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Yea that is about right
A lot would and have said more ;) should of seethe reaction at work. Priceless
Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Big Frank on October 02, 2011, 06:51:15 PM
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I don't think the guys on Jackass have tried that one yet.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on October 03, 2011, 03:03:41 AM
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Reminds me of the vid of the guy trying to have a bottle rocket set off from his b hole!
Darwin move over!
Richard
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 09, 2011, 10:27:25 AM
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Went for a short drive into Iowa yesterday (340 miles one way, and we did the round trip), and I have a few questions:
1. Have you ever read the fine print at the end of a condom when you ... Sorry, wrong story;
2. Are there any Iowa drivers that understand what that little stick on the left side of the steering column is for;
3. Why is gasoline worth $0.20 more just because it is the northside of the border;
4. If a speeding fine is $20.00, why is the ticket total $92.00;
5. Does the phrase "Use your cruise" mean anything, and if not how about "if you are going to speed up to get beside me, don't slow down and pin me in as we approach a slower vehicle;
6. Why aren't cars required to have emergency reflectors just like trucks, or at least leave their hazard flashers on when they are abandoned on the edge of an interstate at night;
7. When did law enforcement decide that the best recruiting class for new officers was second grade;
8. If you stand in line for ten minutes and then have to step aside while they make your sandwich, is it still "fast food;"
9. Is it really necessary to shine your six cell MAG-LITE in my eyes while blasting me with 492 million candle power from your squad car;
10. If you are passing a truck, what is the advantage of cutting in with three feet between you bumpers as compared to giving at least enough separation that the trucker can see your car once you move;
11. ...
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on October 09, 2011, 11:36:17 AM
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My #11 would be...Does anyone remember what the YIELD sign means and do you follow it?
Richard
PS: That goes for all over, not just Iowa. Just a thought about Iowa though. Do John Deere tractors go fast enough to need to yield?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 09, 2011, 12:57:46 PM
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If it's not Red leave it in the shed!
Actually we were a diverse family - Red, silver, orange and galvanized.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Timothy on October 09, 2011, 01:31:53 PM
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Spoken like a true Farmall lover!
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 09, 2011, 02:45:12 PM
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The one that really baffles these dumb sh!ts is "Merge".
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 09, 2011, 07:52:52 PM
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Here are a few more I left off earlier, but an afternoon, and 190+ miles on the bike, reminded me:
11. As Mr. Bogan said - Merge means merge! When you come down the ramp it is your job to match the flow of traffic, and not traffic's job to slow down to make your life easier. When a lane is ending it has been proven that the best way to keep traffic flowing is to merge as quickly as possible rather than wait until you are out of space;
12. In keeping with the above, when a lane is ending and is empty because good drivers have already merged it is not your personal drag strip to get ahead of everyone else;
13. Exit only means exit only - If you are in that lane EXIT! If you don't want to exit MERGE!;
14. Pick a lane and use it - There are no registration discount bonus points for spreading the road wear over as many lanes as possible;
15. Hang up the damn phone and drive;
16. Pay attention to traffic - Start seeing motorcycles comes to mind first after a young girl talking on her phone ran a stop sign and pulled out right in front of us this afternoon and then drove at 45 mph for two miles on a winding road. However, I have had this happen when I'm driving a full size pickup as well, so just wake up and drive.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 09, 2011, 09:43:35 PM
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They should let us kill these people on sight.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on October 10, 2011, 04:11:04 AM
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In IOWA it's GREEN! John Deere is based there.
Richard
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: TAB on October 10, 2011, 10:42:17 AM
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over 5 years I was hit 16 times by drivers on cell phones... every single one of them I was stoped at a red light and had been for atleast 30 seconds. all of them women ages 16-30ish. I got real good at going to the junk yard to get a bumper.( pick n pull) got it down to 2 hours from the time I left the house til I had a bumper. on the truck. I think I made more off that truck then I did out of the back of it. lots of 2000 checks from insurance companys or $500 right there to walk.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Magoo541 on October 10, 2011, 11:01:12 PM
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Driving a camoflaged truck will get you hit every time ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on October 11, 2011, 08:35:46 AM
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What TAB fails to mention is that he was talking to each of the women at the time of the incident and they were accelerating into his truck......for some reason. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 11, 2011, 02:16:22 PM
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Thought they were in Moline, Illinois since 1848?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: shooter32 on October 11, 2011, 05:30:02 PM
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+1 Thanks m58
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on October 11, 2011, 06:56:16 PM
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I have a friend who worked in their plant in Eldridge, Iowa for years. Eldridge is on the Eastern edge of Iowa near the Illinois border. Maybe he drove to Moline to work...don't know where it is located compared to Eldridge. His widow is living well with the benefits package he got.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 12, 2011, 12:32:33 PM
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Heck, as big as the operation has grown, they have plants in several areas.
I had a great uncle who lived in Moline for many years, and every time he came down to visit, he said it was nice to see all the "Moline Green" in south Georgia.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 13, 2011, 09:02:27 AM
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Yah :'( We do have a mold problem in that state to the south :'(
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: philw on November 16, 2011, 05:02:30 AM
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wanna know what i don't get about all the crazed Twilight girls who wanna bang Edward? In real life, men who sparkle, are just not that into girls.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 16, 2011, 11:20:14 AM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on December 16, 2011, 02:36:06 PM
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Said it before and I'll say it again......I am not afraid of heights, but that sudden stop at the end of a fall is a killer!
Richard
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 16, 2011, 02:55:44 PM
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JC will love that clip at the end ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Timothy on December 16, 2011, 02:56:10 PM
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I'd have lived the extreme ski life back in the day if I'd had the equipment that we have today, then!
Flips and hot dogging were the norm back in my day but that back country stuff is wild...
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: JC5123 on December 16, 2011, 04:33:08 PM
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;D ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 25, 2012, 11:56:00 PM
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on February 27, 2012, 05:38:24 PM
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Let the video load and when the guy stops running, pause your cursor over his head.......
http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/pakken.html
;)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Solus on March 25, 2012, 12:15:29 PM
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Now this has got to be the most fun to way to get get rid of the crowd in the water at the beach...and only $100K
Check out the video at the site.
http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=11990&promo=Spring2012
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on March 25, 2012, 01:43:08 PM
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From the link :
"255-hp supercharged Rotax axial flow engine, enabling realistic behaviors such as porpoising or skyhopping. It can hydroplane up to 50 mph over the water's surface and it can cruise up to 25 mph while submerged;"
Holy crap !
I WANT ONE !!! ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: jaybet on March 29, 2012, 08:08:41 AM
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I'm looking to "accessorize" my new mailbox post and can't find much in the way of reflectors to hang on it. I was thinking maybe red, white, & blue. Anyone have a lead on a good selection of reflectors or reflective materials?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: JC5123 on March 29, 2012, 08:36:41 AM
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I sell reflectors!!!!
Specifically the type you see on delineator posts on the side of the highway. HOWEVER I just happen to have Red, White, and Blue. PM me for more info.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Hazcat on March 29, 2012, 09:05:02 AM
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IF JCS doesn't fulfill yer need (which I have no doubt he will) try .... OH DAMN! The name just jumped out of my mind. I had it, HONEST! It's a well known industry source. Right here on the tip of my tongue , ummm ... DAMN! I'll get back to ya ( enjoying some D cubed Rocket Fuel right now ;D )
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Majer on March 29, 2012, 09:07:23 AM
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Grainger?
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: JC5123 on March 30, 2012, 09:56:25 AM
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Got the reflectors out yesterday, let me know if you don't see them in a week or so.
And I wanna see pictures of this when you're done! ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: jaybet on March 30, 2012, 10:27:36 AM
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Belive me, I'm no "Artist in reflectors". They'll probably be in a straight line. :)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: jaybet on April 07, 2012, 11:20:52 AM
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Hey JC! Got those reflectors and did the most artistic thing I could with them...it ain't much but it's recognizable!
(http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll237/jaybethel/Mailbox.jpg)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 07, 2012, 06:51:05 PM
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Cool.
Sadly, in my area, that would be considered a 'prime target'......which is why mine is black on black (does that make me racist?). ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 07, 2012, 09:08:01 PM
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Up here reflectors like that just give the snow plow an aiming point. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: jaybet on April 08, 2012, 07:43:36 AM
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I suspect that's why there's a big old lap joint on the post. :)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 08, 2012, 05:04:50 PM
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That wouldn't help me much. ;D
The first mailbox post we put up was a 4x4 treated post just like yours....but down here, the hoodlums don't settle for beer bottles (which mostly dent the box), no, they use pieces of cement blocks, bricks, and watermelons.
Our first box was white like yours and got hit with a chunk of block the first week.....it broke the post off at the ground.
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: ellis4538 on April 09, 2012, 01:36:16 AM
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The reflectors make it a target in my neighborhood too! My neighbor backed into mine with his panel truck and then complained to me about the damage my mailbox did to the truck!!!!! Go figure.
Richard
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: JC5123 on April 09, 2012, 09:23:02 AM
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Nice Jay!!! Glad I could hook you up! :D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: JC5123 on April 26, 2012, 01:56:08 PM
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Just a thank you to Jaybet! Got some great new tunes. ;D
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: Timothy on April 26, 2012, 02:24:49 PM
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He's generous ain't he?
I have some gifts from the Bluesman of Cape May myself... 8) 8)
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 29, 2012, 10:51:51 AM
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The following was a topic several times in this thread....... check out some of the advances in the technology since then:
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Title: Re: Non Gun Stuff...
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 28, 2014, 06:17:08 PM
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Talk about "thread resurrection"...eh?? ;D
We have talked several times on here about printed guns and using the printing technology for prosthetics..... well, it is here.
Some tech geeks built this kid an arm that would normally run $40k plus for less than $400....and this is just the beginning....I have read several articles where 3D printing is being used for prosthetic design.
This story made me feel like I was chopping up onions....... ;)
See This 6-Year-Old Boy Hug His Mom for the First Time, Thanks to His New 3-D-Printed Robot Arm
http://www.people.com/article/boy-gets-new-robot-arm
(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2014/sandbox/news/140811/alex/alex-pring-6-600.jpg)
Another article:
This dad did it at home:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/04/dad-prints-prosthetic-hand-leon-mccarthy_n_4214217.html
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 16, 2009, 07:35:38 PM
http://www.howmanyofme.com/
234
Post by: Hazcat on April 16, 2009, 07:39:57 PM
Check out how many people have your name in the US.
http://www.howmanyofme.com/
234
3,627,282 ! (US only)
Post by: Big Frank on April 16, 2009, 07:46:43 PM
3,627,282 ! (US only)
That's 3,627,282 with the same first name. What about the last name?
473 with the same first and last name as me.
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 16, 2009, 07:48:01 PM
3,627,282 ! (US only)
Dang....can't turn a corner without bumpin' into you.
Post by: Hazcat on April 16, 2009, 07:49:49 PM
That's 3,627,282 with the same first name. What about the last name?
473 with the same first and last name as me.
That's First AND last name! 3,672,282 same as me! In the US only!
Post by: 1911 Junkie on April 16, 2009, 07:50:07 PM
Check out how many people have your name in the US.
http://www.howmanyofme.com/
234
20 I guess I'm rare. ;D
Post by: Timothy on April 16, 2009, 07:50:44 PM
My fathers name there is only one!
Post by: Big Frank on April 16, 2009, 08:01:48 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 16, 2009, 08:04:26 PM
Check out how many people have your name in the US.
http://www.howmanyofme.com/
234
74 ! :o
Post by: ericire12 on April 16, 2009, 08:12:23 PM
74 ! :o
1 8)
Post by: m25operator on April 16, 2009, 08:12:53 PM
Post by: Majer on April 16, 2009, 08:15:22 PM
Post by: CDR on April 16, 2009, 08:22:03 PM
This is not accurate at all....there are more than 2 in my town with the same name as me, let alone the country. My local Land Rover dealership has 5 on record as well as they are always confusing our service mailings.....same first and last name. Back to the drawing board guys.
Post by: Pathfinder on April 16, 2009, 08:22:27 PM
Dad/brother - lots; sons, in between, low 100's
Post by: deamonpi on April 16, 2009, 09:26:05 PM
Post by: Texas_Bryan on April 16, 2009, 09:32:38 PM
Post by: Hazcat on April 16, 2009, 09:35:46 PM
There's 20 of me. Now I must find them and destroy them, there can only be one!
I gots LOTS o destroying to do! ;D
(O'course there is only ONE 'HAZCAT'! ;) )
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 16, 2009, 09:48:36 PM
I gots LOTS o destroying to do! ;D
(O'course there is only ONE 'HAZCAT'! ;) )
As if you really had to remind us?
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: long762range on April 16, 2009, 10:22:04 PM
But I'm the only one who can hit multible targets in the A zone. ;)
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 16, 2009, 11:01:14 PM
There's 20 of me. Now I must find them and destroy them, there can only be one!
Don't destroy them, all the possibilities may give you a chance to escape when Big Brother decides to round up all us right wing extremest gun and Bible clinging terrorists.
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 16, 2009, 11:06:26 PM
GOD ~ COUNTRY ~ HONOR
I just wanted to get the day over with and...........go down to Smokey's for a few cold ones.
Sneaking a look at my watch, I saw the time, 1655. Five minutes to go before the cemetery gates are closed for the day.
Full dress was hot in the August sun. Oklahoma summertime was as bad as ever -- the heat and humidity at the same level -- both too high.
I saw the car pull into the drive, '69 or '70 model Cadillac DeVille, looked factory-new.
It pulled into the parking lot at a snail's pace .
An old woman got out so slow I thought she was paralyzed.
She had a cane and a sheaf of flowers, about four or five bunches as best I could tell.
I couldn't help myself. The thought came unwanted, and left a slightly bitter taste: "She's going to spend an hour, and for this old soldier...my hip hurts like hell and I'm ready to get out of here right now!"
But for this day my duty was to assist anyone coming in.
Kevin would lock the "In" gate and if.... I could just hurry the old biddy along ,we might make the last half of happy hour at Smokey's.
I broke Post Attention.
My hip made gritty noises when I took the first step, and the pain went up a notch.
I must have made a real military sight; middle-aged man with a small pot-gut and half a limp, in Marine Full Dress Uniform, which had lost its razor crease about 30 minutes after I began the watch... at the cemetery.
I stopped in front of her, halfway up the walk.
She looked up at me with an old woman's squint.
"Ma'am may I assist you in any way?"
She took long enough to answer.
"Yes, son. Can you carry these flowers? I seem to be moving a tad slow these days."
"My pleasure Ma'am."
Well, it wasn't too much of a lie.
She looked again.
"Marine, where were you stationed?"
" Vietnam, Ma'am. Ground-pounder. '69 to '71."
She looked at me closer. "Wounded in action, I see. Well done, Marine, I'll be as quick as I can."
I lied a little bigger, "No hurry, Ma'am."
She smiled............. and winked at me, "Son, I'm 85-years old and I can tell a lie from a long way off. Let's get this done, might be the last time I can do this. My name's Joanne Wieserman, and I've a few Marines I'd like to see one more time."
"Yes, Ma'am, At your service."
She headed for the World War I section, stopping at a stone.
She picked one of the bunches out of my arm and laid it on top of the stone.
She murmured something I couldn't quite make out.
The name on the marble was; Donald S. Davidson, USMC, France 1918.
She turned away and made a straight line for the World War II section, stopping at one stone.
I saw a tear slowly tracking its way down her cheek.
She put a bunch on a stone; the name was Stephen X. Davidson, USMC, 1943.
She went up the row a ways and laid another bunch on a stone, Stanley J. Wieserman, USMC, 1944.
She paused for a second, "Two more, son, and we'll be done"
I almost didn't say anything, but, "Yes, Ma'am, Take your time."
She looked confused. "Where's the Vietnam section, son? I seem to have lost my way."
I pointed with my chin. "That way, Ma'am."
"Oh!" she chuckled quietly. "Son, me and old age ain't too friendly."
She headed down the walk I'd pointed at.
She stopped at a couple of stones before she found the ones she wanted.
She placed a bunch on Larry Wieserman, USMC, 1968, and the last one on Darrel Wieserman, USMC, 1970.
She stood there and murmured a few words......I still couldn't make out.
"OK, son, I'm finished. Get me back to my car and you can go home."
"Yes, Ma'am. If I may ask, were those your kinfolk?"
She paused.
"Yes, Donald Davidson was my father; Stephen was my uncle; Stanley was my husband; Larry and Darrel were our sons. All killed in action, all Marines."
She stopped, whether she had finished, or couldn't finish, I just don't know.
She made her way to her car, slowly, and painfully.
I waited for a polite distance to come between us.......and then double-timed it over to Kevin waiting by the car.
"Get to the "Out"-gate QUICK!, I have something I've just GOT to do."
Kevin started to say something, but saw the look I gave him.
He broke the rules to get us there down the service road.
We beat her. She hadn't made it around the rotunda yet.
"Kevin............ stand to attention next to the gate post. Follow my lead."
I humped it across the drive to the other post.
When the Cadillac came puttering around from the hedges and began the short straight traverse to the gate, I called in my best gunny's voice: "Te-hen Hut! Pre-sent Haaaarms!"
I have to hand it to Kevin, he never blinked an eye, full dress attention and a salute that would make his DI proud.
She drove through that gate with two old worn-out soldiers giving her a send off she deserved, for service rendered to her country, and for knowing Duty, Honor and Sacrifice.
I am not quite sure, but I think I saw............a BIG salute returned from that Cadillac!
Instead of "The End".... just think of "Taps".
As a final thought on my part, let me share a favorite prayer:
"Lord, keep our servicemen and women safe, whether they serve at home or overseas. Hold them in Your loving hands and protect them as they protect us."
Let's all keep those currently serving and those who have gone before, in our thoughts. They are the reason for the many freedoms we enjoy.
"In God We Trust!"
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 16, 2009, 11:25:44 PM
Beware - Illegal software allows anyone to tap your cell phone
So, if you don't leave your cellphone out of your site, it won't happen?!
yeah right......Don't believe it..
This wouldn't let me embed the video.. but this is scary stuff
Also ..Watch this video below.:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCyKcoDaofg
Post by: bryand71 on April 16, 2009, 11:55:07 PM
Post by: Pathfinder on April 17, 2009, 05:58:35 AM
"Oh!" she chuckled quietly. "Son, me and old age ain't too friendly."
Ain't that the truth?
Nice story.
Post by: MikeBjerum on April 18, 2009, 05:29:11 PM
Check out how many people have your name in the US.
http://www.howmanyofme.com/
234
Four
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 20, 2009, 08:30:28 PM
Post by: fightingquaker13 on April 21, 2009, 12:34:19 AM
Okay, this one was a good read........
GOD ~ COUNTRY ~ HONOR
I just wanted to get the day over with and...........go down to Smokey's for a few cold ones.
Sneaking a look at my watch, I saw the time, 1655. Five minutes to go before the cemetery gates are closed for the day.
Full dress was hot in the August sun. Oklahoma summertime was as bad as ever -- the heat and humidity at the same level -- both too high.
I saw the car pull into the drive, '69 or '70 model Cadillac DeVille, looked factory-new.
It pulled into the parking lot at a snail's pace .
An old woman got out so slow I thought she was paralyzed.
She had a cane and a sheaf of flowers, about four or five bunches as best I could tell.
I couldn't help myself. The thought came unwanted, and left a slightly bitter taste: "She's going to spend an hour, and for this old soldier...my hip hurts like hell and I'm ready to get out of here right now!"
But for this day my duty was to assist anyone coming in.
Kevin would lock the "In" gate and if.... I could just hurry the old biddy along ,we might make the last half of happy hour at Smokey's.
I broke Post Attention.
My hip made gritty noises when I took the first step, and the pain went up a notch.
I must have made a real military sight; middle-aged man with a small pot-gut and half a limp, in Marine Full Dress Uniform, which had lost its razor crease about 30 minutes after I began the watch... at the cemetery.
I stopped in front of her, halfway up the walk.
She looked up at me with an old woman's squint.
"Ma'am may I assist you in any way?"
She took long enough to answer.
"Yes, son. Can you carry these flowers? I seem to be moving a tad slow these days."
"My pleasure Ma'am."
Well, it wasn't too much of a lie.
She looked again.
"Marine, where were you stationed?"
" Vietnam, Ma'am. Ground-pounder. '69 to '71."
She looked at me closer. "Wounded in action, I see. Well done, Marine, I'll be as quick as I can."
I lied a little bigger, "No hurry, Ma'am."
She smiled............. and winked at me, "Son, I'm 85-years old and I can tell a lie from a long way off. Let's get this done, might be the last time I can do this. My name's Joanne Wieserman, and I've a few Marines I'd like to see one more time."
"Yes, Ma'am, At your service."
She headed for the World War I section, stopping at a stone.
She picked one of the bunches out of my arm and laid it on top of the stone.
She murmured something I couldn't quite make out.
The name on the marble was; Donald S. Davidson, USMC, France 1918.
She turned away and made a straight line for the World War II section, stopping at one stone.
I saw a tear slowly tracking its way down her cheek.
She put a bunch on a stone; the name was Stephen X. Davidson, USMC, 1943.
She went up the row a ways and laid another bunch on a stone, Stanley J. Wieserman, USMC, 1944.
She paused for a second, "Two more, son, and we'll be done"
I almost didn't say anything, but, "Yes, Ma'am, Take your time."
She looked confused. "Where's the Vietnam section, son? I seem to have lost my way."
I pointed with my chin. "That way, Ma'am."
"Oh!" she chuckled quietly. "Son, me and old age ain't too friendly."
She headed down the walk I'd pointed at.
She stopped at a couple of stones before she found the ones she wanted.
She placed a bunch on Larry Wieserman, USMC, 1968, and the last one on Darrel Wieserman, USMC, 1970.
She stood there and murmured a few words......I still couldn't make out.
"OK, son, I'm finished. Get me back to my car and you can go home."
"Yes, Ma'am. If I may ask, were those your kinfolk?"
She paused.
"Yes, Donald Davidson was my father; Stephen was my uncle; Stanley was my husband; Larry and Darrel were our sons. All killed in action, all Marines."
She stopped, whether she had finished, or couldn't finish, I just don't know.
She made her way to her car, slowly, and painfully.
I waited for a polite distance to come between us.......and then double-timed it over to Kevin waiting by the car.
"Get to the "Out"-gate QUICK!, I have something I've just GOT to do."
Kevin started to say something, but saw the look I gave him.
He broke the rules to get us there down the service road.
We beat her. She hadn't made it around the rotunda yet.
"Kevin............ stand to attention next to the gate post. Follow my lead."
I humped it across the drive to the other post.
When the Cadillac came puttering around from the hedges and began the short straight traverse to the gate, I called in my best gunny's voice: "Te-hen Hut! Pre-sent Haaaarms!"
I have to hand it to Kevin, he never blinked an eye, full dress attention and a salute that would make his DI proud.
She drove through that gate with two old worn-out soldiers giving her a send off she deserved, for service rendered to her country, and for knowing Duty, Honor and Sacrifice.
I am not quite sure, but I think I saw............a BIG salute returned from that Cadillac!
Instead of "The End".... just think of "Taps".
As a final thought on my part, let me share a favorite prayer:
"Lord, keep our servicemen and women safe, whether they serve at home or overseas. Hold them in Your loving hands and protect them as they protect us."
Let's all keep those currently serving and those who have gone before, in our thoughts. They are the reason for the many freedoms we enjoy.
"In God We Trust!"
Damn Peg! You made me cry. True or not, the sentiments real, and that's coming from the army.
FQ13
Post by: TAB on April 21, 2009, 12:45:41 AM
Comes in two versions, short and long, I installed the long.( short is also wall mount)
It was [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="7"]$850[/SIZE][/COLOR] Just in case your wondering. the short was $650. MSRP is 925.
Post by: MikeBjerum on April 21, 2009, 07:15:09 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHcADQ1rj6M
Not only is the kid good with a cue, but I want his dad's gun safe (23 second mark) ;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 23, 2009, 10:50:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blxKcD-Bhqw
Post by: ericire12 on April 28, 2009, 08:40:03 AM
http://www.tornadovideos.net/
Post by: deamonpi on April 28, 2009, 11:33:24 PM
http://shock.military.com/Shock/videos.do?displayContent=189091 (http://shock.military.com/Shock/videos.do?displayContent=189091)
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 29, 2009, 01:50:15 PM
Post by: MikeBjerum on April 29, 2009, 02:54:17 PM
And so it goes as Down Range TV wraps another shooting of Cowboys, Best Defense and Shooting Gallery ;D
Post by: Green Mountain Gringo on April 29, 2009, 03:18:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/c5dwksSbD34&hl=en&fs=1
P.s. Marshal'ette, how do you EMBED your youtube vids? I tried the Insert flash but no luck.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 29, 2009, 03:39:14 PM
Because I am the
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/qb_the_queen_bee.gif)
And don't you ever forget it! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Seriously...
I try to run around behind your guys and embed them for you but you keep me hopping and I sometimes get way behind on it. But I try.
I wish you all could but the reason I can is I have access to the administrators section of the forum...
I think that sometimes some of the guys put embeded videos up but I don't know what they use to do it.
Post by: Green Mountain Gringo on April 29, 2009, 03:46:20 PM
....thank you very much.
Post by: tt11758 on April 29, 2009, 05:51:24 PM
Check out how many people have your name in the US.
http://www.howmanyofme.com/
234
Apparently, I'm an original........a one-of-a-kind.............a work of art. ;D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 29, 2009, 08:42:35 PM
I'm... not...go..ing.. to answer.
Post by: Green Mountain Gringo on April 29, 2009, 09:20:25 PM
I know of one that used to live two towns away. He kept getting into trouble for drunk driving and ended up in the newspaper and such.
I hated that.
Post by: Hazcat on April 30, 2009, 09:38:51 AM
or
There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S. named Haz Cat.
;D
Post by: MikeBjerum on April 30, 2009, 10:18:53 AM
22,532
or
There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S. named Haz Cat.
;D
I vote "fewer" ;D
Post by: Hazcat on April 30, 2009, 10:24:30 AM
I vote "fewer" ;D
HARUMPH! (http://www.smileyx.com/smilies/mad0004.gif) (http://www.smileyx.com/smilies/rOAbA44.gif)
Post by: deepwater on April 30, 2009, 01:51:07 PM
Post by: long762range on May 02, 2009, 08:03:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8pcEl5ItXM
Post by: fightingquaker13 on May 02, 2009, 08:28:06 PM
I'm going to marry for money.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8pcEl5ItXM
Reminds me of an acqauintence of mine from grad school. We'll call him dumbass to protect his identity. He was the son of a trucker who married a burger heiress in college. She was plain but reaonably attractive, very nice, a good mom to their year old daughter and rich. I knew she was rich, but when he invited us to dinner at his house, and after driving up the 1/8th mile brick driveway, lined with tastefully flood lit pin oaks, to see the large fieldstone french farm house with the two pools which cascaded into each other with a waterfall and nice view of the lake, I realized how rich. The problem is that when I went in to bring more beer out to the BBQ (stone mounted weber grill of course, to hold the 2 inch cowboy cut rib eyes for 12) I caught him making out with the 19 year old au pair. There is dumb and then there is too dumb to live.
FQ13 who'd settle for marrying for sex at this point.
Post by: shooter32 on May 04, 2009, 09:07:57 AM
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
Mr. Obama:
I have had it with you and your administration, sir. Your conduct on your recent trip overseas has convinced me that you are not an adequate representative of the United States of America collectively or of me personally.
You are so obsessed with appeasing the Europeans and the Muslim world that you have abdicated the responsibilities of the President of the United States of America. You are responsible to the citizens of the United States. You are not responsible to the peoples of any other country on earth.
I personally resent that you go around the world apologizing for the United States telling Europeans that we are arrogant and do not care about their status in the world. Sir, what do you think the First World War and the Second World War were all about if not the consideration of the peoples of Europe? Are you brain dead? What do you think the Marshall Plan was all about? Do you not understand or know the history of the 20thcentury?
Where do you get off telling a Muslim country that the United States does not consider itself a Christian country? Have you not read the Declaration of Independence or the Constitution of the United States? This country was founded on Judeo-Christian ethics and the principles governing this country, at least until you came along, come directly from this heritage. Do you not understand this?
Your bowing to the king of Saudi Arabia is an affront to all Americans. Our President does not bow down to anyone, let alone the king of Saudi Arabia. You don’t show Great Britain, our best and one of our oldest allies, the respect they deserve yet you bow down to the king of Saudi Arabia. How dare you, sir! How dare you!
You can’t find the time to visit the graves of our greatest generation because you don’t want to offend the Germans but make time to visit a mosque in Turkey. You offended our dead and every veteran when you give the Germans more respect than the people who saved the German people from themselves. What’s the matter with you?
I am convinced that you and the members of your administration have the historical and intellectual depth of a mud puddle and should be ashamed of yourselves, all of you.
You are so self-righteously offended by the big bankers and the American automobile manufacturers yet do nothing about the real thieves in this situation, Mr. Dodd, Mr. Frank, Franklin Raines, Jamie Gorelic, the Fannie Mae bonuses, and the Freddie Mac bonuses. What do you intend to do about them? Anything? I seriously doubt it.
What about the U.S. House members passing out $9.1 million in bonuses to their staff members – on top of the $2.5 million in automatic pay raises that lawmakers gave themselves? I understand the average House aide got a 17% bonus. I took a 5% cut in my pay to save jobs with my employer.. You haven’t said anything about that. Who authorized that? I surely didn’t!
Executives at Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac will be receiving $210 million in bonuses over an eighteen-month period, that's $45 million more than the AIG bonuses. In fact, Fannie and Freddie executives have already been awarded $51 million – not a bad take. Who authorized that and why haven’t you expressed your outrage at this group who are largely responsible for the economic mess we have right now.
I resent that you take me and my fellow citizens as brain-dead and not caring about what you idiots do. We are watching what you are doing and we are getting increasingly fed up with all of you. I also want you to know that I personally find just about everything you do and say to be offensive to every one of my sensibilities. I promise you that I will work tirelessly to see that you do not get a chance to spend two terms destroying my beautiful country.
Sincerely,
Every real American
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 04, 2009, 10:34:28 AM
Any one else want to join me on the "watch list" ;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on May 10, 2009, 07:27:18 PM
Coca Cola is ours, and unless you've had one in a green six-and-a-half ounce bottle, with a slight crust of ice on top, you don't know what the real thing is. And you might want to try pouring about half a pack of salted peanuts into one sometime.
If it weren't for a Georgian- Crawford Long, of Jefferson---open-heart surgery would hurt like hell.
True Georgians say "ma'am and sir" and call their mothers "mama" and their fathers "daddy".
They know that y'all is perfectly good English and never means just one person.
"Fixin' to" is perfectly acceptable, too.
And if y'all don't like the way we talk, Delta (which is also ours) is ready when you are. ;D
Long before the Olympics brought the world's greatest athletes to Atlanta, we gave the world Ty Cobb, Jackie Robinson, Walt Frazier, Luke Appling, Johnny Mize, Fran Tarkenton, Bobby Jones, Wyomia Tyus, and Herschel Walker.
If you don't know who these people are, you ought to find out before you go to bed tonight.
Long after the Atlanta Olympics have faded from memory, the greatest tournament in golf will still be played in Augusta every April, with or without Jessie Jackson's and Martha Burke's approval, and on autumn Saturdays, 90,000 or so Red-and-Black faithful will gather in Athens for a prayer meeting between the hedges. Not to mention the Gold and White of North Ave...
No matter how many times the Braves play in the World Series, nothing will match the excitement of that first one.
The Stone Mountain carving is lots bigger than the one on Mt. Rushmore and the people etched into the side of Stone Mountain deserve the honor. It wasn't just about slavery.
Atlanta was called "the city too busy to hate," back in the sixties, because it really was, and we should be proud of that fact.
In 1864 Sherman burned Atlanta and much of Georgia in his March to the sea. But we ain't bitter, it was war. And, crack cocaine is bringing more harm to Atlanta now than Sherman ever dreamed of.
We don't grow the most peaches, but we still deserve to be called the "Peach State" because ours are the sweetest..
That includes the Georgia peaches that don't grow on trees.
Elvis wasn't ours, but Otis Redding, James Brown, the Allman Brothers, Johnny Mercer, Joe South , Ray Charles, Bill Anderson, Brenda Lee, Trisha Yearwood, Travis Tritt and Alan Jackson are. So are Sidney Lanier, Joel Chandler Harris, Margaret Mitchell and Alice Walker. And I still miss Lewis Grizzard every day. Julia Roberts may be Georgia's prettiest movie star, but Holly Hunter is the most talented. Dakota Fanning may one day surpass them both.
The "Little White House" in Warm Springs is exactly as it was the day FDR died there, near the end of World War II.
Every Georgian needs to visit Warm Springs.
Georgia once had three governors at the same time. Lester Maddox wasn't one of them, but was elected by the General Assembly without getting a majority of the popular vote. He did a good job too, God rest his soul.
Zell Miller was the best governor I never voted for.
Gone With the Wind belongs to us. We own it. Not only is it by one of our own and is about us, but it's also one of the great novels of all time and an absolute film classic - and we shouldn't apologize for liking it.
WSB means "Welcome South Brother."
The Brown Thrasher, the Cherokee Rose, and the Live Oak are our symbols.
Proud, decent, honest people are our heritage.
None are as plentiful as they once were, but none are on the endangered list, either.
The best barbecue in the world is served at Old Hickory House in Tucker, but Fresh Air BBQ in Jackson ain't far behind.
The best seafood is at Williams in Savannah and the best catfish is at Henderson's in Covington.
The best sausage is at Stripling's in Crisp County.
The best fried chicken in the world is served at my mama's house, Grits is groceries and sugar doesn't belong in cornbread.
God intended for iced tea to be served sweet.
And lastly, Georgia ain't exactly heaven-but it will do until I get there.
;)
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 10, 2009, 08:15:35 PM
Southern lobster sucks, it tastes like mud. For REAL seafood you need to come to New England, we've been doing it right for about 500 years.
And tomatoes don't go in chowder FU#K Manhatten
Post by: blackwolfe on May 10, 2009, 09:10:34 PM
Quite some impressive Georgians. Michigan has the likes of Modonna, Michael Moore, Eminm, and Tom Hayden. Gladly trade all four and probably a few others for one of the Georgians you mentioned. Actually there are far more celebraties than I knew born in Michigan or have connections to MI. http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/list/celebrity-categories.asp?FD=birthplace&ID=Michigan
You can't have Ted Nugent, but I think he moved to Texas.
James Earl Jones wasn't born here but grew up here. He got his start in community theater in Manistee and is frequently in the area. Also recently found out he was ROTC and premed at U of M. He also went to Ranger school and earned his Ranger tab.
Post by: brosometal on May 11, 2009, 12:36:00 AM
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Long after the Atlanta Olympics have faded from memory, the greatest tournament in golf will still be played in Augusta every April, with or without Jessie Jackson's and Martha Burke's approval, and on autumn Saturdays, 90,000 or so Red-and-Black faithful will gather in Athens for a prayer meeting between the hedges. Not to mention the Gold and White of North Ave...
Interupted by a short jaunt to Jacksonville for your yearly whoopin' from the Gators. ;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on May 11, 2009, 09:16:41 AM
Interupted by a short jaunt to Jacksonville for your yearly whoopin' from the Gators. ;D
Didn't say they were 'perfect'.....just beloved. ;)
By the way, my neighbor had a poodle that killed a 9' gator ...............................
Yep.............killed it dead.
Got stuck in it's throat and choked it to death.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: fightingquaker13 on May 11, 2009, 10:16:07 AM
PegLeg,You're forgetting Gerald Ford and the Amway guys. ;D
Quite some impressive Georgians. Michigan has the likes of Modonna, Michael Moore, Eminm, and Tom Hayden.
FQ13
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 11, 2009, 11:38:58 AM
You're forgetting Gerald Ford and the Amway guys. ;D
FQ13
I think he was planning on including the Amway guys.
Post by: blackwolfe on May 11, 2009, 12:58:39 PM
You're forgetting Gerald Ford and the Amway guys. ;D
FQ13
I think he was planning on including the Amway guys.
Didn't forget about these folks. So accustomed to the good ones that don't always think to include them. The Amways guys are big community supporters. There is also the Meijer family from Grand Rapids that has the Meijer's chain of stores. Not on the same level as Target or WM, or as big as Amway, but this family does a lot for the community and some of the colleges in the area. You walk down the halls of Hope College in Holland, MI and see the thank you for the contribution plaques and it's a who's who in Michigan.
I was mostly focusing on the ones that I wish were not associated with MI.
Kind of funny, but for the most part in MI the left coast is the Right coast. Now if we could just get something done with the Detriot part of the state, MI would be a whole differant story.
Post by: tt11758 on May 11, 2009, 05:44:29 PM
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FQ13 who'd settle for marrying for sex at this point.
You don't get married to have sex. That's like buying a 747 to get free pretzels.
Post by: tt11758 on May 11, 2009, 05:45:49 PM
:-X :-X :-X
I'm... not...go..ing.. to answer.
I appreciate that. ;D
Post by: brosometal on May 11, 2009, 09:33:34 PM
You don't get married to have sex. That's like buying a 747 to get free pretzels.
Retort of the day! Please report to the office for your reward.
Post by: PegLeg45 on May 12, 2009, 01:15:00 PM
It was originally sent to Military Magazine, I think........
An open letter to President Barack Obama:
Dear President Obama,
I did not vote for you. However, since you are now our President I don't want you to drop the ball. Therefore, I have a few things to say. For years you have been hanging out with the wrong crowd. William Ayers, Bernardine Dohrn and Reverend Wright are not your friends. They have been filling your head with some bad ideas. I'm your friend! As your friend I am telling to to dump them and stop listening to them. Secondly, do a clean sweep and fire those incompetents you have appointed to key positions. Your predecessor Mr. Bush may not have been the brightest bulb in the box but he appointed competent people! Finally, you are not President of the Senior Class, you are President of the United States. 280 million people are depending on your leadership. The world is full of evil people who want to bring us down. Stop bowing and apologizing to the rest of the world. Stop making Jimmy Carter look like Teddy Roosevelt! You're our Commander-in Chief. You're a world leader. For God's sake man, start acting like one!
Sincerely Yours,
James E. Murphy
Vietnam Veteran
Potential Terrorist as per Janet Napolitano
Post by: shooter32 on May 12, 2009, 01:19:33 PM
Post by: MikeBjerum on May 13, 2009, 10:30:04 PM
For those that have seen the movie Wild Hogs you may think you have seen every hassle an old fart could encounter on a bike ride. WRONG!!! They totally missed the 35 mph cross wind scene!
The good thing is that I put no wear on the tread face of the tires, and about 120 miles on the sidewalls :o How far do you need to lean into a 35 mph cross wind ? Can't give you an exact angle, but it is a quarter tank on the gas gauge :o When you turn with the wind braking becomes a real issue, and the guys on Harleys were able to put them in 6th at 55 and still have lots of power (6th isn't normally used until 70 or 75). And, when going into the wind you don't roll off the throttle until you are darn near at the intersection, or you will find yourself stopping a quarter mile short of the stop sign ???
However, 1st bike night of 2009 in Searles, MN was a success ;D
Post by: True_Texan on May 13, 2009, 11:01:58 PM
This is not 100% "non-gun," because I did have my 1911 IWB for ballast ...
For those that have seen the movie Wild Hogs you may think you have seen every hassle an old fart could encounter on a bike ride. WRONG!!! They totally missed the 35 mph cross wind scene!
The good thing is that I put no wear on the tread face of the tires, and about 120 miles on the sidewalls :o How far do you need to lean into a 35 mph cross wind ? Can't give you an exact angle, but it is a quarter tank on the gas gauge :o When you turn with the wind braking becomes a real issue, and the guys on Harleys were able to put them in 6th at 55 and still have lots of power (6th isn't normally used until 70 or 75). And, when going into the wind you don't roll off the throttle until you are darn near at the intersection, or you will find yourself stopping a quarter mile short of the stop sign ???
However, 1st bike night of 2009 in Searles, MN was a success ;D
I've been on a ride like that. Completely warn out by the end of that day. There was a bad spot on the drive and it turned the ride to a little less than enjoyable day for some.
Riding with a strong constant crosswind for 50 miles or so with nothing but open fields around you, you tend to get used to leaning into it. Bad thing was, when everyone got closer to this small town, there were some trees at the city limits that were acting as windbreaks. For the guys that weren't paying attention to terrain, it meant coming to a fast and painful stop in the ditch. Now, I know this is wrong, but watching a few random guys just zip off the road was really quite fascinating and by that I mean, ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! (No one was seriously hurt. Just bruised egos and damaged chrome mostly.) That little spot brought an end to the fun & enjoyment for the day, more or less. But more importantly it, it hammered home the fact that you can't stop paying attention or become accustom to your surroundings even for a split second or you are going to end up hurt.
Seems to apply to a lot of things in life. ;)
Post by: philw on May 15, 2009, 06:34:47 PM
<http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25488720-401,00.html>
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Lover's penis bite puts man in hospital
From correspondents in Bangkok, Thailand
A THAI woman bit her Belgian boyfriend's penis out of jealousy during sex, but doctors managed to save the nearly-severed organ, police and reports said on Friday.
The 56-year-old man was being treated in hospital for severe injuries after the incident early yesterday in the coastal resort of Pattaya, they said.
"We still don't know the identity of the suspect or whether he wants her to be prosecuted,'' police Lieutenant Colonel Norwich Chulavanich said.
The victim's penis was "severely bitten'' but not severed from his body, he said.
Local media reported that the pair quarrelled after she learned the Belgian man was having an affair with another Thai woman.
Pattaya Memorial hospital said the victim did not want to talk to media and would not give details about the case.
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 15, 2009, 10:24:33 PM
Ya think ?
Post by: PegLeg45 on May 15, 2009, 10:26:08 PM
"the victim did not want to talk to media"
Ya think ?
Yes....It appears that the strain was more than he could bear......... :o
Post by: philw on May 16, 2009, 07:16:20 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c6e_1242491324
Post by: bryand71 on May 16, 2009, 07:34:15 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on May 17, 2009, 10:28:47 PM
Post by: 1911 Junkie on May 17, 2009, 10:35:24 PM
Post by: brosometal on May 17, 2009, 11:04:25 PM
Too easy. :D
Post by: brosometal on May 18, 2009, 05:14:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j3w1QfV35I
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 18, 2009, 08:58:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j3w1QfV35I
Then this one ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9mtz6HKJHY&feature=channel
Post by: philw on May 18, 2009, 09:22:48 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on May 18, 2009, 10:18:07 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 18, 2009, 10:23:58 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 18, 2009, 10:28:52 PM
Post by: True_Texan on May 18, 2009, 10:35:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzU9FgNTYrU&feature=relatedIt's a Great Day to Whoop Somebody's Ass
That was a great song. Need to put that on my alarm to wake me up in the morning and remind me how the day is going to go.
Post by: deepwater on May 18, 2009, 11:17:48 PM
here's a video I made of one of our life boat drills. it's a freefall boat and just drops. it's like riding a rollercoaster. ;D
Post by: fightingquaker13 on May 18, 2009, 11:38:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5_RkYXlmXE&NR=1Didn't the big floppy red shoes at least slow them down? Christ! At least we know where the Mexican SWAT team got their vehicular packing skills.
FQ13, who is going to brush up on his Spanish, as we've clearly lost
Post by: MikeBjerum on May 19, 2009, 07:49:53 AM
/watch?v=ZgyrWoD9-04&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgyrWoD9-04&feature=related)
One of our buddies made the video ... Watch for him!
Post by: MikeBjerum on May 20, 2009, 06:53:19 AM
Post by: Timothy on May 20, 2009, 09:41:22 AM
Soviet Typhoon Class SSBN in Polyarnyy Inlet in Northern Russia, aka "The Red October"....the Russians built several but mothballed all but one because of the expense of maintenance and upkeep. They are all now just rusting away in their slips, a vicitim of the end of an era....
26,000 tons surfaced and 48,000 tons submerged, 574 feet long with 74 ft hull.
http://community.livejournal.com/ru_submarine/17486.html
Post by: tt11758 on May 20, 2009, 10:16:18 AM
Completely not related to guns but interesting.
Soviet Typhoon Class SSBN in Polyarnyy Inlet in Northern Russia, aka "The Red October"....the Russians built several but mothballed all but one because of the expense of maintenance and upkeep. They are all now just rusting away in their slips, a vicitim of the end of an era....
26,000 tons surfaced and 48,000 tons submerged, 574 feet long with 74 ft hull.
http://community.livejournal.com/ru_submarine/17486.html
I notice that Haz's cousin managed to get into one of those pictures. ;D
Post by: Hazcat on May 20, 2009, 10:23:56 AM
I notice that Haz's cousin managed to get into one of those pictures. ;D
Cats have a long sailing tradition. ;)
Post by: tt11758 on May 20, 2009, 11:08:23 AM
Cats have a long sailing tradition. ;)
I must admit, although I've seen copy cats, I'd never seen a COMMIE CAT until now. ;D
Post by: Hazcat on May 20, 2009, 11:40:28 AM
I must admit, although I've seen copy cats, I'd never seen a COMMIE CAT until now. ;D
Nope, he was just visiting the port from another ship (notice he was black and white, not red ;) )
Post by: tt11758 on May 20, 2009, 12:27:52 PM
Nope, he was just visiting the port from another ship (notice he was black and white, not red ;) )
Israeli, perhaps? No, wait. That would be blue and white, wouldn't it? ;D
Post by: MikeBjerum on May 20, 2009, 02:31:14 PM
What is the adjustment for a 51 mph cross wind (I don't think caliber or weight matters at this point)?
When I first heard 51 mph I thought that was "gusting to." However, I just heard the report that it is 48 - 51 sustained!
Our sewage lagoons have whitecaps ... do you suppose I should order the shutdown of the airiation pumps?
These winds are out of the southwest and ... DAMN !!! Was that TT11... that I just saw roll by ;D
Post by: Timothy on May 20, 2009, 02:39:35 PM
What is the adjustment for a 51 mph cross wind
I'm gonna guess more than a little bit..... ;D
Post by: True_Texan on May 20, 2009, 02:41:14 PM
I really really wish I had a video camera with me or at least a tape recorder. I just think it spent too much time with the two dogs. They all seemed to be good friends. I guess I could have been hallucinating, it was hotter then hell that day.
Post by: fightingquaker13 on May 20, 2009, 02:52:30 PM
I'm gonna guess more than a little bit..... ;DAbout two or three hundred yards, or however much it takes you to get within about 50'. ;D
FQ13
Post by: tt11758 on May 20, 2009, 03:05:33 PM
For all you snipers out there ...
What is the adjustment for a 51 mph cross wind (I don't think caliber or weight matters at this point)?
When I first heard 51 mph I thought that was "gusting to." However, I just heard the report that it is 48 - 51 sustained!
Our sewage lagoons have whitecaps ... do you suppose I should order the shutdown of the airiation pumps?
These winds are out of the southwest and ... DAMN !!! Was that TT11... that I just saw roll by ;D
I'd have waved!! ;D
I had to hang onto the car door at one point when I was out for lunch, to keep from getting knocked down by the wind. And it takes some STRONG wind to move MY fat ass!!
Post by: shooter32 on May 20, 2009, 04:17:30 PM
Has anyone else ever heard a cat 'bark'? I swear, the other day I was at a customers home during work and when I walked to my truck, there was a cat and two dogs. The dogs barked at me a little bit and then so did the cat, but in a cat's "tone of voice".
I really really wish I had a video camera with me or at least a tape recorder. I just think it spent too much time with the two dogs. They all seemed to be good friends. I guess I could have been hallucinating, it was hotter then hell that day.
Nah.. the dog was a pussy ;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on May 20, 2009, 08:25:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGSpPxzZG_4
Post by: PegLeg45 on May 20, 2009, 08:34:07 PM
At Wal-Mart, Americans spend $36,000,000 every hour of every day.
According to Wal-Mart's corporate fact sheet, the chain recorded $374,526,000,000 in sales for the fiscal year ending 31 January 2008. That works out to an average of $42,754,109 in sales per hour (although this figure includes worldwide revenues, not just money spent by Americans).
Given the figures provided in the previous entry and this entry (sales of $36,000,000 per hour at a 5.8% profit margin), that would work out to a profit of approximately $34,880 per minute. For the $42,754,109 worldwide sales figure we used above, the corresponding per minute profit would be about $41,400.
Wal-Mart's income statement for fiscal 2008 reports a 5.8% operating margin, so that figure appears to be an accurate one.
Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.
The 76 days between January 1 to March 17 represent 20.8% of one year. If we take 20.8% of Wal-Mart's sales for fiscal 2008 ($374,526,000,000), that works out to a total of $77,901,408,000 for a 76-day period. (We acknowledge that this is only an approximation, since sales are not evenly distributed throughout the year.)
Target stores reported sales of $63,367,000,000 for fiscal 2008, so it's fair to say that Wal-Mart does indeed sell more (in dollar terms) between New Year's Day and St. Patrick's Day than Target sells all year.
Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target + Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.
Using Yahoo! Finance, we obtained the following yearly sales figures for fiscal 2008 for the listed retail chains:
Home Depot $77,349,000,000
Kroger $70,235,000,000
Target $63,367,000,000
Sears $50,703,000,000
Costco $72,483,020,000
In the aggregate, these five companies accounted for $334,137,020,000 in yearly sales. If sales is the metric used to determine "bigness," then Wal-Mart, with over $374,000,000,000 in yearly sales, is indeed "bigger" than these five large retailers combined.
Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people and is the largest private employer.
According to Wal-Mart's corporate fact sheet, the company employs 2 million associates worldwide, including 1.4 million in the United States. This makes Wal-Mart the largest private (i.e., non-government) employer in the U.S. (and, according to Wal-Mart, it is the largest employer in Mexico and one of the largest in Canada as well).
Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the World.
This statement is somewhat ambiguous, since it doesn't indicate what metric is being used for "bigness": Largest number of outlets? Greatest number of employees? Gross revenues? Net profits?
Fortune magazine, which ranks the world's largest corporations in its Global 500 list based on gross revenues, does indeed place Wal-Mart at #1 in that regard, with the next three contenders all being oil companies: Exxon Mobil, Royal Dutch Shell, and BP.
Forbes magazine, which ranks companies in its Global 2000 list according to four metrics (sales, profits, assets and market value), places Wal-Mart at #16.
Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger & Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only 15 years.
In 1988 Wal-Mart developed its supercenter "one-stop family shopping" concept, which combined a full grocery and general merchandise under one roof. In the two decades since then, Wal-Mart has opened over 2,600 supercenters and has grown to become one of the nation's leading grocers. It's difficult to validate the statement made above with hard numbers since (as far as we can tell) Wal-Mart does not break down its sales figures by category, but it seems likely that Wal-Mart supercenters generate more food sales than the Kroger and Safeway grocery chains combined.
Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had 5 years ago.
According to Wal-Mart, as of 30 November 2008 it was operating 894 discount stores, 2,610 supercenters, 146 neighborhood markets, 599 Sam's Clubs, and 14 marketside stores in the United States, for a grand total of 4,253 retail outlets.
According to Yahoo Finance!, as of 31 January 2004 Wal-Mart was operating 1,478 discount stores, 1,471 supercenters, 538 Sam's Clubs and 64 neighborhood markets in the United States, for a grand total of 3,551 retail outlets.
This year, 7.2 billion different purchasing transactions will occur at a Wal-Mart store.
We haven't yet located a reliable source for statistics on the number of purchasing transactions that take place at Wal-Mart stores. (It also isn't clear what "transaction" refers to in this context. Number of customers who buy at least one item? Total number of items purchased by all customers?)
90% of all Americans live within 15 miles of a Wal-Mart.
The statistic that anywhere from 90% to 94% of all Americans live within 15 miles of a Wal-Mart is a frequently cited item, but we don't know the origin of that stat or how it was determined (and therefore how accurate it might be). The 2006 book The Wal-Mart Effect cites the following statistics about the proximity of U.S. consumers to Wal-Mart stores:
* 53 percent of the U.S. population lives within five miles of a Wal-Mart
* 90 percent of the U.S. population lives within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart
* 97 percent of the U.S. population lives within twenty-five miles of a Wal-Mart
Last updated: 9 December 2008
The URL for this page is http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/bigwalmart.asp
Post by: MikeBjerum on May 20, 2009, 10:39:46 PM
What's in the box..........? ? ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGSpPxzZG_4
The ultimate "Oh Shit" moment :'(
Post by: philw on May 20, 2009, 11:07:48 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 21, 2009, 01:49:44 AM
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v83/johno/?action=view¤t=Bombero_intoxicado.flv
You can tell it was a fake, NO MUNCHIES !
Post by: Hazcat on May 22, 2009, 07:47:21 AM
http://majman.net/fly_loader.html
Try to get SOME work done today. ;)
;D
Post by: MikeBjerum on May 22, 2009, 07:56:01 AM
I don't need a time waster like this to tell me I'm officially "Sucky" :'(
Post by: brosometal on May 22, 2009, 01:01:47 PM
I must admit, although I've seen copy cats, I'd never seen a COMMIE CAT until now. ;D
Technically an oligarchical cat these days. Don't worry. He's still red on the inside.
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 22, 2009, 01:44:58 PM
Technically an oligarchical cat these days. Don't worry. He's still red on the inside.
Would that be "Putin's pussy" or a "Mafiya Manx" ;D Maybe "Comrade Coon Cat" ?
Post by: fightingquaker13 on May 22, 2009, 01:52:37 PM
Redneck PlayStation
http://majman.net/fly_loader.html
Try to get SOME work done today. ;)
;D
Haz, I think Imight have mentioned this before vis a vis the shot gun thing, but you are evil.
FQ13
Post by: deepwater on May 22, 2009, 02:01:10 PM
A PROCLAMATION
Americans have long looked to the sea as a source of security and prosperity. Bounded by two oceans and the Gulf of Mexico, and criss-crossed by a myriad of inland waterways, America's destiny as a maritime nation was a story foretold.
The Merchant Marine took up arms alongside the Continental Navy to help defeat the British Navy during the American Revolution. Since then, they have served bravely as the United States has faced threats ranging from war to piracy, and our seafaring fleet has proven instrumental in protecting our safety. In times of conflict and crisis, the Armed Forces rely on the Merchant Marine's sealift capability to transport critical equipment and supplies. Time and again, mariners have demonstrated their willingness and ability to meet daunting challenges.
Waterways have also enabled much of the commerce that has expanded America's economy. Domestic and international commerce occurred along rivers and coasts even before our Nation's birth. Great cities have sprouted near waterways, and maritime activity remains crucial to our economy today.
The men and women of the U.S. Merchant Marine and the many other workers who have supported the maritime industry have made significant contributions to our leadership in the global marketplace, and to our security.
On this National Maritime Day, we also mark the opening of a permanent exhibition at the Smithsonian Institution, "On the Water." It demonstrates the importance of the maritime industry and chronicles our history as a maritime nation.
The Congress, by a joint resolution approved May 20, 1933, has designated May 22 of each year as "National Maritime Day" and has authorized and requested the President to issue annually a proclamation calling for its appropriate observance.
NOW, THEREFORE, I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim May 22, 2009, as National Maritime Day. I call upon the people of the United States to mark this observance by honoring the service of merchant mariners and by displaying the flag of the United States at their homes and in their communities. I also request that all ships sailing under the American flag dress ship on that day.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this twentieth day of May, in the year of our Lord two thousand nine, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and thirty-third.
BARACK OBAMA #
don't worry guys, this wasn't his idea, it's something that's recognized every year.
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 22, 2009, 04:33:50 PM
I was ready to say BS. Especially since parts of it read like things I've read from REPUTABLE people.
Post by: deepwater on May 22, 2009, 04:40:16 PM
" don't worry guys, this wasn't his idea, it's something that's recognized every year. "
I was ready to say BS. Especially since parts of it read like things I've read from REPUTABLE people.
had this not been something that's recognized annually I would not have posted it. what's his name just read what the last guy said and signed his name to it. I think the only reason he even knows what a mechant mariner is comes from the media coverage of the pirate atacks. what a putz..
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Post by: blackwolfe on May 23, 2009, 03:32:05 AM
Reminds me years ago about the flat chested gal that gets granted a wish by the Genie. Her wish was two of the biggest boobs in the world. Poof! There was Jimmy Carter and Fritz Mondale.
Post by: Big Frank on May 29, 2009, 09:01:47 PM
The Can from China
I for one believe what it says and wll look for American products
This is a great idea if we haven't thought of it before...
I WAS BUYING FOOD THE OTHER DAY AT THE COUNTRY MARKET. ON THE LABEL OF SOME PRODUCTS IT SAID FROM CHINA.FOR EXAMPLE THE" OUR FAMILY" BRAND OF THE MANDARIN ORANGES SAYS RIGHT ON THE CAN FROM CHINA I WAS SHOCKED!! SO FOR A FEW MORE CENTS I BOUGHT THE LIBERTY GOLD BRAND OR THE DOLE IS FROM CAL.
TAKES FOREVER JUST TO BUY FOOD AND DO LABEL READING ! !
Are we Americans as dumb as we appear --- or --- is it that we just do not think?
While the Chinese, knowingly and intentionally, export inferior and even toxic products and dangerous toys and goods to be sold in American markets, the media wrings its hands and criticizes the Bush Administration (now Obama Administration)for perceived errors.
Yet 70% of Americans believe that the trading privileges afforded to the Chinese should be suspended.
Well, duh..why do you need the government to suspend trading privileges?
SIMPLY DO IT YOURSELF, AMERICA!!
Simply look on the bottom of every product you buy, and if it says 'Made in China' or 'PRC' (and that now includes Hong Kong), simply choose another product, or none at all. You will be amazed at how dependent you are on Chinese products, and you will be equally amazed at what you can do without.
Who needs plastic eggs to celebrate Easter? If you must have eggs, use real ones and benefit some American farmer. Easter is just an example, the point is do not wait for the government to act. Just go ahead and assume control on your own.
THINK ABOUT THIS If 200 million Americans refuse to buy just $20 each of Chinese goods, that's a billion dollar trade imbalance resolved in our favor...fast!!
The downside? Some American businesses will feel a temporary pinch from having foreign stockpiles of inventory. Wahhhhhhhhhhhh
The solution? Let's give them fair warning and send our own message. Most of the people who have been reading about this matter are planning on implementing this on June 4, and continue it until July 4. That is only one month of trading losses, but it will hit the Chinese for 1/12th of the total, or 8%, of their American exports. Then they will at least have to ask themselves if the benefits of their arrogance and lawlessness were worth it.
! Remember, June 4 to July 4.
EVEN BETTER. . . START NOW.
Send this to everybody you know. Let's show them that we are Americans and NOBODY can take us for granted.
If we can't live without cheap Chinese goods for one month out of our lives, WE DESERVE WHAT WE GET!
Pass it on, America
Post by: Ping on May 29, 2009, 09:04:43 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 01, 2009, 03:39:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTfkoZj40rE
Post by: Hazcat on June 01, 2009, 04:04:54 PM
Not a baseball fan, but that man could change my mind.
Post by: ellis4538 on June 01, 2009, 05:56:08 PM
Thanks
Richard
Post by: blackwolfe on June 01, 2009, 06:57:08 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 01, 2009, 07:05:33 PM
I wonder what the response would be in todays world?
Mr. Monday would probably get charged with theft.
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 01, 2009, 08:50:20 PM
Every year our local chapter of the Future Farmers of America (FFA) has an awards banquet to honor the achievements of the students. It's a big shindig with upwards of 400+ folks in attendance.
Local businesses and citizens donate items and services for a silent auction to help with costs and scholarships and such. We also try to have a live auction with some of the more expensive donations such as the his-n-hers watches donated by a jewelry store.
Back in December, my mom started on a hand stitched quilt with an FFA theme to donate to the live auction. My wife and I paid for the materials and my mom did the labor. She put over 250 hours of cutting, piecing, and sewing into the quilt.
At the auction, it sold for $1700.00 to a group of FFA Alumni supporters who had pooled their money to buy it. They then turned right around and donated it back to the FFA for a second round of auctioning, in order to give someone else a chance to bid on it and take it home. The second time it went for $800.00 to a single individual.
The FFA gave my mom the Alumni Supporter of the Year Award for her efforts......to say the least, I was thrilled..and proud.
Here's a few pics.....
Top layer finished...
(http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/dd352/pegleg45/WholeTop.jpg)
Finished and ready to go.....
(http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/dd352/pegleg45/DSCF6004.jpg)
Hanging at the Awards banquet...
(http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/dd352/pegleg45/FFAAwardsBanquet20093.jpg)
Post by: 1911 Junkie on June 01, 2009, 09:16:34 PM
My fingers would be bloody nubs. :)
Post by: deepwater on June 01, 2009, 09:20:58 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 01, 2009, 09:25:45 PM
Post by: MikeBjerum on June 01, 2009, 09:31:34 PM
Pass on our thanks to your mom, and thanks to you and Mrs. Peg for your part in this!
FFA is one of the things that is great about our educational system, public, private and home schoolers. Our son had other interests, but our daughter was active in FFA, and it was one of the best things for her and us as a family.
Thanks again!
Post by: shooter32 on June 02, 2009, 09:33:13 AM
My youngest son was in FFA, what a great educational class to be part of. Wish more young people would take advantage of this great class.
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 02, 2009, 01:43:33 PM
We have a good group of young adults in our chapter. We also have the only Ag Academy in the state at our school. Ag Academy (AES) is a select group of junior and senior FFA students who follow a more stringent curriculum of studies, geared at the ag sciences. Our youngest will be a senior next year and and just got elected chapter VP. He is very involved, and by nature so are his mom and myself.
We cook for the class often, especially if they are studying a particular area of food production. Those youngsters can eat!
This past year, the junior class of twenty students went through 40 pounds of lamb in one swipe durin sheep and lamb production studies.
At Thanksgiving, it coincided with poultry production week, so we decided to cook Thanksgiving dinner for the class. We fried two large turkeys, made 15 lbs of chicken dressing, 15 lbs of homemade potato salad, a large pot of green beans, and a large pot of creamed corn, 2 peach cobblers, and a blueberry cobbler and....... THEY ATE IT ALL!.....
20 STUDENTS AND A FEW TEACHERS ate every last scrap.
Post by: shooter32 on June 02, 2009, 02:00:05 PM
Post by: long762range on June 03, 2009, 12:09:51 PM
Man claims stripper permanently injured him
WEST PALM BEACH, FL -- A Loxahatchee man is suing Cheetah nightclub, claiming he was permanently injured after a dancer kicked him in the head.
Michael Ireland has filed suit against the club, alleging dancer Sakeena Shageer kicked him 'without warning.'
Cheetah Palm Beach manager Rod Kimbrough says that's not quite the way they remember the night.
"A patron violently slapped the young woman on her buttocks and she was walking around the top of the bar and I guess out of a natural response she turned around and kicked him. From what I'm told he refused medical attention and came back in the club after that and had beers," says Kimbrough.
He also questions how Shageer, who dances by the stage name Suki, could have caused so much damage.
"She's a very nice, young small girl, definitely did nothing in a malice way."
"Small is the operative word?" asks Holmes.
"Yeah. Five foot one," says Kimbrough.
Ireland has retained powerful local law firm Lytal and company. They told us they tried to resolve the issue with the club's insurance carrier. When that failed, they filed the lawsuit.
We could not reach Ireland for comment. We also tried to reach Shageer, but she did not return our calls.
Reason #97 Why I don't Go To Strip Clubs. ;D
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 03, 2009, 01:33:26 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 03, 2009, 01:43:37 PM
"Ireland has retained powerful local law firm Bendum and Cheatum company. They told us they tried to resolve the issue with the club's insurance carrier. When that failed, they filed the lawsuit."
Right across the street from the offices of "Howe, Dewey, Cheetum & Goode"
Post by: tt11758 on June 03, 2009, 01:44:38 PM
Right across the street from the offices of "Howe, Dewey, Cheetum & Goode"
You beat me to it, Peg.
Post by: Ping on June 03, 2009, 01:47:02 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 03, 2009, 01:54:06 PM
Beautiful quilt Pegleg. How many hours were invested? Great work. :D Hope it brings in some high dollars for FFA.
Thanks.
250+ hours between December and May......it brought in $2500.00 for the local chapter.
Post by: long762range on June 03, 2009, 03:04:05 PM
http://www.mercurynews.com/breakingnews ... ck_check=1
SAN JACINTO — Two men trying to steal wire were electrocuted early today in an incident that also blacked out part of the city, authorities said.
Police responded at 1:20 a.m. to reports of fireworks near an electrical utility facility and found a fire burning, the Riverside County Sheriff's Department said in a statement.
Firefighters located the bodies when the fire was put out, the department said.
"The preliminary investigation revealed the two adult males were attempting to commit a theft of wires when they were accidentally electrocuted," the statement said.
The men's names were withheld pending confirmation of their identities by the county coroner's bureau and notification of relatives.
The incident involved an above-ground metal vault structure that houses a transformer and other high-voltage equipment, said Steve Conroy, a spokesman for Southern California Edison.
About 1,600 utility customers were affected by the outage, but most got power back within a minute and the rest within an hour, Conroy said.
:'( the loss of two of our best and brightest, at least they were bright until the fuse blew :o
Post by: Ping on June 03, 2009, 03:06:47 PM
long762range, sounds like a couple of crispy critters that got burnt by sticky fingers.
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 03, 2009, 03:15:48 PM
Quote
2 electrocuted during Southern California wire theft
Their cousin didn't do well with electricity either...
WARNING: VERY GRAPHIC IN NATURE.....
(dumbasses)
Post by: ellis4538 on June 03, 2009, 04:13:12 PM
Richard
Post by: tt11758 on June 03, 2009, 05:01:35 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 03, 2009, 05:06:31 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on June 03, 2009, 09:19:27 PM
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Post by: m25operator on June 03, 2009, 09:36:22 PM
Can't fault his attitude or fortitude though, RAM tough.
Post by: deepwater on June 03, 2009, 10:17:22 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 03, 2009, 11:35:08 PM
Post by: blackwolfe on June 04, 2009, 01:12:49 AM
Post by: philw on June 04, 2009, 07:29:56 AM
persistent little bugger.
hehe yep
I know what I would of done...........
and I think it would look very nice mounted on my Wall ;)
Post by: MikeBjerum on June 04, 2009, 07:42:44 AM
I cant tell what brand the vehicle is, but if it is a Dodge I wonder if he was reacting to the Ram emblem if it had one. More likely though I wonder if he could see his reflection. I could see his reflection at least once on the side.
Sometimes, especially during the rut, males will go nuts in proving their dominance. I remember seeing photos out of Quebec in the 70's of an RCMP cruiser that was stomped to death by a bull moose. The Mountie had stopped to help a motorist, and an enraged moose charged out of the woods, battered the vehicle, and stomped it flat. The photos taken by the Mountie start after the lightbar had been torn off, shows the moose continually attacking, and continues through the moose totally flattening the passenger compartment by climbing on and stomping the car. At one point the moose had the car lifted high enough on one side it looked like he was going to roll it over.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on June 04, 2009, 10:51:08 AM
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 04, 2009, 01:11:12 PM
This is one of those wonderful stories that Paul Harvey tells on "The Rest of the Story".
Good read.
Old Eddie
It happens every Friday evening, almost without fail, when the sun resembles a giant orange and is starting to dip into the blue ocean.
Old Ed comes strolling along the beach to his favorite pier. Clutched in his bony hand is a bucket of shrimp. Ed walks out to the end of the pier, where it seems he almost has the world to himself. The glow of the sun is a golden bronze now.
Everybody's gone, except for a few joggers on the beach. Standing out on the end of the pier, Ed is alone with his thoughts....and his bucket of shrimp.
Before long, however, he is no longer alone. Up in the sky a thousand white dots come screeching and squawking, winging their way toward that lanky frame standing there on the end of the pier. Before long, dozens of seagulls have enveloped him, their wings fluttering and flapping wildly. Ed stands there tossing shrimp to the hungry birds. As he does, if you listen closely, you can hear him say with a smile, "Thank you. Thank you."
In a few short minutes the bucket is empty. But Ed doesn't leave. He stands there lost in thought, as though transported to another time and place. Invariably, one of the gulls lands on his sea-bleached, weather-beaten hat - an old military hat he's been wearing for years.
When he finally turns around and begins to walk back toward the beach, a few of the birds hop along the pier with him until he gets to the stairs, and then they, too, fly away. And old Ed quietly makes his way down to the end of the beach and on home.
If you were sitting there on the pier with your fishing line in the water, Ed might seem like "a funny old duck," as my dad used to
say. Or, "a guy that's a sandwich shy of a picnic," as my kids might say. To onlookers, he's just another old codger, lost in his own weird world, feeding the seagulls with a bucket full of shrimp.
To the onlooker, rituals can look either very strange or very empty. They can seem altogether unimportant ....maybe even a lot of nonsense. Old folks often do strange things, at least in the eyes of Boomers and Busters. Most of them would probably write Old Ed off, down there in Florida .
That's too bad.
They'd do well to know him better.
His full name: Eddie Rickenbacker.
He was a famous hero back in World War I.
And a civilian consultant during WWII. On one of his flying missions across the Pacific, he and his seven-member crew went down. Miraculously, all of the men survived the crash, crawled out of their plane, and climbed into a life raft.
Captain Rickenbacker and his crew floated for days on the rough waters of the Pacific. They fought the sun. They fought sharks. Most of all, they fought hunger. By the eighth day their rations ran out. No food. No water. They were hundreds of miles from land and no one knew where they were.
They needed a miracle.
That afternoon they had a simple devotional service and prayed for a miracle. They tried to nap. Eddie leaned back and pulled his military cap over his nose. Time dragged. All he could hear was the slap of the waves against the raft.
Suddenly, Eddie felt something land on the top of his cap.
It was a seagull!
Old Ed would later describe how he sat perfectly still, planning his next move. With a flash of his hand and a squawk from the gull, he managed to grab it and wring its neck. He tore the feathers off, and he and his starving crew made a meal - a very slight meal for eight men - of it. Then they used the intestines for bait. With it, they caught fish, which gave them food and more bait.....and the cycle continued. With that simple survival technique, they were able to endure the rigors of the sea until they were found and rescued, while losing only one man who succumbed to his injuries.
(after 24 days at sea...)
Eddie Rickenbacker lived many years beyond that ordeal, but he never forgot the sacrifice of that first lifesaving seagull. And he never stopped saying, "Thank you." That's why almost every Friday night he would walk to the end of the pier with a bucket full of shrimp and a heart full of gratitude.
And now you know the rest of the story.
PS: Eddie was also an Ace in WW I and started Eastern Airlines back in the 30's.
Adrift at sea
One of Rickenbacker's most famous near-death experiences occurred in October 1942. He was sent on a tour of the Pacific theater to review conditions and operations, and to personally deliver a secret message to General Douglas MacArthur. After visiting bases in Hawaii, the B-17D, 40-3089, in which he was flying went hundreds of miles off course from its first scheduled stop at Canton Island. The navigation failure was due to an out-of-true octant which introduced bias in the navigation calculations. The octant had suffered a severe shock in a pre-takeoff incident. This accident spurred the development of improved navigation tools and survival gear for aircraft. The pilots ditched the plane in the Pacific Ocean, dangerously close to Japanese-held enemy territory.
For 24 days, Rickenbacker, his friend and business partner, and the crew drifted at sea. Rickenbacker was still suffering from his prior airplane crash, his friend Hans Adamson sustained serious injuries in the water landing, and others in the crew were hurt to varying degrees. The crew's food supply ran out after three days. On the eighth day, a seagull landed on Rickenbacker's head. He painstakingly captured it, and the survivors meticulously divided it equally and used some for fishing bait. They lived on sporadic rain water and similar food "miracles". Rickenbacker assumed leadership, encouraging and browbeating the others to survive. He encouraged them to turn to Christianity for solace using Psalm 46. The U.S. Army Air Forces intended to abandon the search for the lost crew after more than two weeks, but Rickenbacker's wife convinced them to extend the search another week. Once again, the press reported that Rickenbacker had died.
Navy pilots rescued the surviving members of the crew on November 13, 1942, off the coast of Nukufetau near Samoa. The survivors were suffering from exposure, dehydration, and starvation. One serviceman had died and was buried at sea. Rickenbacker completed his assignment and delivered MacArthur's secret message, which has never been made public.
Rickenbacker initially thought that he had been lost for 21 days, and wrote a book about the experience titled Seven Came Through, published by Doubleday, Doran. It was not until later that he recalculated and corrected himself in his 1967 autobiography.
Rickenbacker's ordeal was used as an example for Alcoholics Anonymous when the first of their Twelve Traditions was formulated: Our common welfare should come first; personal recovery depends upon A.A. unity."[12]
http://www.answers.com/topic/eddie-rickenbacker
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 04, 2009, 01:29:24 PM
Below is an excerpt of part of his bio with a link to the rest of it.
..........As a teen, Durning displayed the tenacious nature that would later earmark many of his film and television roles by working as an usher at a burlesque theater in Buffalo, NY. He even took to the stage there after a comic was relieved of his job for drunkenness. He also did time as a professional boxer, construction worker, elevator operator, cab driver, nightclub singer and ballroom dancer before making his stage debut in Buffalo. Unfortunately, like many men just starting out their lives at the time, world events proceeded to get in the way. When America entered World War II, Durning was drafted into the Army as a rifleman and was present at the invasion of Normandy on D-Day in 1944. The event was by all accounts a horrific one for him: among the first wave to land on Omaha Beach on June 6, he suffered machine gun wounds to his right leg and shrapnel injuries over his entire body. He also received eight stab wounds from a German soldier, whom he killed with a rock in hand-to-hand combat. As the lone survivor in his unit, Durning was immediately shipped to England to recover, and returned to the frontlines for the Battle of the Bulge in late 1944. He was once again wounded and taken prisoner by Axis forces, and was one of only a handful of POWs to survive the brutal massacre at Malmedy, in which German forces machine-gunned an engineering battalion that had been caught behind enemy lines after the American retreat and who were surrendering at the time.
Durning was shipped back to the United States and received treatment for his injuries as well as psychological trauma from his involvement in these two bloody ordeals; eventually being discharged in 1946 with three Purple Hearts and the Silver Star. Durning would later be a regular figure at events honoring World War II vets, but did not speak about his experiences until his “Evening Shade” co-star, Ossie Davis, suggested that he appear at the annual National Memorial Day Concert on the 50th anniversary of D-Day in 2004. In interviews, Durning revealed that he still struggled with the lingering physical and mental effects of his experiences. In 2004, his story was incorporated into an episode of “NCIS” (CBS, 2003- ) in which he guest-starred as a veteran who turns himself into the authorities for the accidental murder of a fellow GI at Iwo Jima.
After the war, Durning returned to his entertainment career. Despite injuries to both legs, he found regular employment as a nightclub and ballroom dancer, as well as an instructor at Fred Astaire Studios. With the help of the recent GI Bill, he also enrolled at the American Academy of Dramatic Arts and began landing stage roles in regional and touring productions.............
http://www.fancast.com/people/Charles-Durning/7149/biography/about;jsessionid=1A0B4586E623BB8FEA8E5B120FA107F0
Veteran recognition
He was nominated for an Emmy Award for his portrayal of a Marine veteran in "Call of Silence," an episode of the television series NCIS, first broadcast November 23, 2004. Drawing on his first-hand knowledge of the lingering effects of battle-induced stress, Durning's character turns himself in to authorities, insisting that he must be prosecuted for having murdered his buddy during ferocious combat on Iwo Jima six decades earlier.[4] The real truth of the incident only becomes known for certain when the guilt-stricken veteran goes through a cathartic reliving of the battlefield events.
Durning is well-known for participating in various functions to honor American veterans. He was the chairman one year of the U.S. National Salute to Hospitalized Veterans.[5]
In April 2008, Durning attended a ceremony in France where he received the National Order of the Legion of Honor, awarded to those who served with distinction in France. During the ceremony, Durning spoke about his wartime experiences. [6]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Durning
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 04, 2009, 07:07:13 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Albert#Military
Military
Prior to World War II, and before his film career, Albert toured Mexico as a clown and high-wire artist with the Escalante Brothers Circus, but secretly worked for U.S. Army intelligence, photographing German U-boats in Mexican harbors.[3] On September 9, 1942, Albert enlisted in the United States Navy and was discharged in 1943 to accept an appointment as a lieutenant in the U.S. Naval Reserve. A genuine war hero, he was awarded the Bronze Star with Combat "V" for his actions during the invasion of Tarawa in November, 1943, when, as the pilot of a U.S. Coast Guard landing craft, he rescued 47 Marines who were stranded offshore (and supervised the rescue of 30 others), while under heavy enemy machine-gun fire.
Thats the short version from Wikipedia, in fact he spent most of the day doing making several trips.
But this was the quickest version to find.
Another genuinely ballsy guy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Bronson
Early life and World War II service
Bronson was born Charles Dennis Buchinski (some sources note that he was born as Karolis Bučinskis[1] Casimir Businskis[2] or Karol Buczyński[3]) in the Ehrenfeld, Pennsylvania coal-mining neighborhood of Scooptown in the Pittsburgh Tri-State area. He was one of 15 children born to a Polish[4][5][6] or Lithuanian[7][8] immigrant father of Lipka Tatar ancestry[9] and a Lithuanian mother. Both his parents were immigrants from Lithuania.[10][11][12][13] His father[7][14] was from the town of Druskininkai.[15]
Charles Bronson graduated from high school. Supposedly he was the first member of his family to do so.[7] As a young child Charles did not speak English and learned it later as a foreign language.[8] Bronson's father died when he was only 10, and he went to work in the coal mines. Initially Charles worked in the office of a coal mine, later in the mine itself.[7] Charles worked there until he entered military service during World War II.[7] He earned $1 per ton of coal mined. His family was so poor that, at one time, he reportedly had to wear his sister's dress to school because he had nothing else to wear.[16][17]
In 1943, Bronson joined the United States Army Air Forces and served as an aircraft gunner in the 760th Flexible Gunnery Training Squadron, and in 1945 as a B-29 Superfortress crewman with the 39th Bombardment Group based on Guam. He was awarded a Purple Heart for wounds received during his service
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 05, 2009, 11:40:34 AM
WWII and Hollywood...
http://www.wyolife.com/KerryFest/WWII%20Actors.htm
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on June 11, 2009, 03:34:08 PM
This old gal is awesome....
I hope I am just like this when I get to be that age.. Love it! :)
http://growingbolder.com/media/technology/vehicles/romancing-the-road-259598.html
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on June 11, 2009, 03:59:16 PM
It's all attitude. ;D ;D
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 11, 2009, 05:57:31 PM
What a feel good video......
This old gal is awesome....
I hope I am just like this when I get to be that age.. Love it! :)
http://growingbolder.com/media/technology/vehicles/romancing-the-road-259598.html
Regular maintenance and no road salt. And I do believe that was a S&W ;D
Post by: bryand71 on June 13, 2009, 10:55:48 AM
Post by: deamonpi on June 16, 2009, 09:37:33 PM
here's the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF1ZjlWb9bE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF1ZjlWb9bE)
I would love to have one of these. Or have the option to buy one.
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 16, 2009, 10:06:14 PM
this isn't exactly non gun but I thought you guys might like this little video.
here's the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF1ZjlWb9bE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF1ZjlWb9bE)
I would love to have one of these. Or have the option to buy one.
That seems to get posted about every 6 months, it was a concept at SHOT show before last.
Post by: deamonpi on June 16, 2009, 10:24:16 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 17, 2009, 12:16:22 AM
Well, what can I say. I'm only a little smarter than the average bear, and quite a bit slower.
We can wait together to see who posts it at the 2 year mark ;D
Post by: shooter32 on June 23, 2009, 01:29:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp9BSW38bXg
Post by: Hazcat on June 23, 2009, 01:36:42 PM
Large fish eats duck :o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp9BSW38bXg
You PECKERWAD!
;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 23, 2009, 08:15:22 PM
And now for you
http://www.billsretroworld.com/RETROLIFE.HTM
Post by: MikeBjerum on June 24, 2009, 12:28:23 AM
Good one, Shooter...... definitely sending that one forward. ;D
And now for youold farts.....um, er.......... age challenged........
http://www.billsretroworld.com/RETROLIFE.HTM
I remember way too much of that to admit, and I'm younger than many here. We even had one of those "sunburst" clocks. Thanks for the good memories!
Post by: Pathfinder on June 24, 2009, 06:22:16 AM
Post by: shooter32 on June 24, 2009, 08:52:53 AM
Thanks for the link Peg. Memories ;D
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 24, 2009, 10:15:55 AM
Didn't see the $.25 per gallon gas - earliest I remember.
I remember .26 cent gas, before that I had not paid attention to price beyond the fact that when the parents got gas it was usually around $5 worth.
Post by: Timothy on June 24, 2009, 11:09:22 AM
Cruising on a Friday night.....! ;)
Post by: shooter32 on June 24, 2009, 11:22:01 AM
I remember filling up Big Bro's Pinto with loose change we found under the seats, gas wars where the Marathon station would use binoculars to spy the price of gas at the Meijers up the blvd and drop his price by a penny....
Cruising on a Friday night.....! ;)
Those were the days ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFgTMYEaWlc
Post by: Kid Shelleen on June 24, 2009, 03:55:38 PM
They really were the "Good ol' Days." It was a time of innocence.
I wish that we really could turn back the clock.....not for us but, to let the kids of today experience the innocence and happiness of those times.
Post by: tt11758 on June 24, 2009, 04:34:00 PM
I remember way too much of that to admit, and I'm younger than many here. We even had one of those "sunburst" clocks. Thanks for the good memories!
I remember when those GLASS bottles of soda sold for a dime out of the vending machines and BIG candy bars were a nickel.
Post by: MikeBjerum on June 24, 2009, 05:01:18 PM
When I worked in a gas station we used to make funnels out of them for people that needed gas out on the road. We didn't want them stealing gas cans, so we would fill any throw away gallon jug with gas; take one of those 10 ounce bottles, fill it about 90% with water, hold it in one hand and slap the palm of our other on the open mouth, and the bottom would blow out; and we would send them down the road to get their car.
Damn ...the memories ;D
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 24, 2009, 05:10:52 PM
I remember when those GLASS bottles of soda sold for a dime out of the vending machines and BIG candy bars were a nickel.
Yes, with the nickle deposit ;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 25, 2009, 05:31:43 PM
I remember filling up Big Bro's Pinto with loose change we found under the seats, gas wars where the Marathon station would use binoculars to spy the price of gas at the Meijers up the blvd and drop his price by a penny....
Cruising on a Friday night.....! ;)
My first car was a '71 Pinto.
My mom drove me to kindergarten in it when I was 5, and I drove it to high school when I turned 16.
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 27, 2009, 12:04:51 PM
http://blutube.policeone.com/Clip-fs.aspx?key=5E1E72EAE53841E3&overrideC
Post by: fightingquaker13 on June 27, 2009, 12:13:00 PM
FQ13
Post by: MikeBjerum on June 27, 2009, 12:26:19 PM
Or, should we just let them stew for a while ;D
I always pictured Haz as a cat, but he shed that shirt like a lizard loosing his tail ;)
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 27, 2009, 12:39:50 PM
Post by: bryand71 on June 27, 2009, 02:31:37 PM
Haz and Broso caught on camera while coming home from the liquor store....... enjoy....
http://blutube.policeone.com/Clip-fs.aspx?key=5E1E72EAE53841E3&overrideC
Thanks for the laugh, I needed that.
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 03, 2009, 05:58:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIF63jhRQcw
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 03, 2009, 07:48:30 PM
Post by: True_Texan on July 04, 2009, 03:18:58 AM
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 04, 2009, 03:05:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FRnh9f1NnU
And.... a classic......... LANGUAGE ALERT...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jycsQe1F-sE
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 04, 2009, 05:42:07 PM
The Last one ;D
Post by: shooter32 on July 06, 2009, 12:58:19 PM
redneck fly swat ;D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on July 06, 2009, 02:15:00 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 06, 2009, 02:22:20 PM
it told me my score was "sucky" ;D.. and it was......
And you, dear lady, are not alone. ;D
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 06, 2009, 02:57:46 PM
it told me my score was "sucky" ;D.. and it was......
Mine to, but I WILL get that 1 damn mosquito that's buzzing around here !
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 06, 2009, 05:07:24 PM
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.
The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him.
They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.
At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly.
Then, to everyone’s amazement he quieted down...
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well.
He was astonished at what he saw.
With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up.
Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt.
The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up.
Each of our troubles is a stepping stone.
We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up!
Shake it off and take a step up.
Enough of that crap.
The donkey later came back, and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite got infected and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.
MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.
;D
Post by: Marshal Halloway on July 07, 2009, 12:56:30 AM
;D
Post by: Marshal Halloway on July 07, 2009, 01:04:49 AM
;D ;D
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 07, 2009, 01:15:50 AM
That is the funniest thingI've heard since that Canadian DJ convinced Palin that he was Sarkozy. Classic. If you missed the Palin call, here it is.
FQ13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4aHL12vtEM
Post by: tt11758 on July 07, 2009, 12:12:52 PM
Marshall
That is the funniest thingI've heard since that Canadian DJ convinced Palin that he was Sarkozy. Classic. If you missed the Palin call, here it is.
FQ13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4aHL12vtEM
FQ, you really should show a little more respect toward the next POTUS. ;D
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 07, 2009, 12:40:43 PM
Marshall
That is the funniest thingI've heard since that Canadian DJ convinced Palin that he was Sarkozy. Classic. If you missed the Palin call, here it is.
FQ13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4aHL12vtEM
The fact that you keep attacking a Gov. who achieved for her state energy independence (without raising taxes) and cut deeply into political corruption IN HER OWN PARTY, as well as the other, when viewed in light of your vote for a post turtle with no provable accomplishments raises serious questions about your own integrity, and/or competence.
Post by: MikeBjerum on July 08, 2009, 12:22:06 AM
But, Marshal is on a roll ;D
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 08, 2009, 12:30:37 AM
The fact that you keep attacking a Gov. who achieved for her state energy independence (without raising taxes) and cut deeply into political corruption IN HER OWN PARTY, as well as the other, when viewed in light of your vote for a post turtle with no provable accomplishments raises serious questions about your own integrity, and/or competence.Tom
Did you forget your midol or something? Its just plain funny. I'd have laughed as hard if they'd done it to Biden. Lighten up man.
FQ13
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 08, 2009, 12:39:38 AM
Tom
Did you forget your midol or something? Its just plain funny. I'd have laughed as hard if they'd done it to Biden. Lighten up man.
FQ13
I didn't even listen to it. (only just watched the one Marshal posted ). I just sick of hearing real Americans get crapped on by a putz that voted for a post turtle.
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 08, 2009, 02:15:26 AM
I didn't even listen to it. (only just watched the one Marshal posted ). I just sick of hearing real Americans get crapped on by a putz that voted for a post turtle.So, yet another informed opinion. Honestly Tom, you need need to realize two things. One "real" Americans are not defined by those who agree with you. Two, you might actually benefit from listening to those with whom you disagree. I have freely admitted here that I have learned some things from you. I don't care if you do the same, but do not sir, presume to tell me I am not a real American, because classicaal liberalism is as much a part of our country as social conservatism. Its a debate that goes back to Jefferson and Hamilton. Pick a side, but do not dare presume that your opponent is any less a patriot than you.
Peace, or at least an armed truce
FQ13
Post by: philw on July 08, 2009, 06:51:26 AM
With a jetcar of course. ;D ;D ;D
link (http://splodetv.com/jet-car-bonfire)
Dunno how much fuel they used but looked pretty neat
Post by: bryand71 on July 08, 2009, 07:41:53 AM
How do you start a bonfire?
With a jetcar of course. ;D ;D ;D
link (http://splodetv.com/jet-car-bonfire)
Dunno how much fuel they used but looked pretty neat
Now, That's a fire!
Post by: MikeBjerum on July 08, 2009, 07:58:46 AM
Needing to burn it down to make room for more I threw abut ten gallons of diesel fuel on it, but being a good Boy Scout I couldn't get a good burn. I then threw on about two gallons of gasoline and realized I was out of matches.
To fill the time I'm spending walking to the shed to get burn start items let me mention that it was a day like today - 85 degrees and 100% humidity. I rolled an old feed sack around a lath soaked in diesel, lit it, and threw it at the pile ... from about fifty feet away I threw it ... the explosion was unbelievable. It appears that diesel fumes settle low, and the gas was well evaporated in amongst the brush ...
Wow!
The good thing is that two hours later we were pushing brush in the completely empty hole ;)
Post by: tt11758 on July 08, 2009, 08:10:52 AM
Post by: mudman on July 08, 2009, 08:41:36 AM
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 08, 2009, 11:07:55 AM
F O fq
The Barbary pirates proved Jefferson was a fool.
Post by: long762range on July 08, 2009, 11:56:08 AM
How do you start a bonfire?
With a jetcar of course. ;D ;D ;D
link (http://splodetv.com/jet-car-bonfire)
Dunno how much fuel they used but looked pretty neat
Woo! It would be a bad thing to start that car in the garage. ;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 08, 2009, 01:50:17 PM
Need any more proof that our value system is fully out of control?
Ed McMahon died. He was a great entertainer, but prior to his stage accomplishments he was a distinguished Marine Corps fighter pilot in WWII earning six Air Medals and attaining the rank of Colonel. He was discharged in 1946 and was later promoted to the rank of Brigadier General in the CA Air National Guard.
Farrah Fawcett died after a long career in Hollywood as an actress. After she was diagnosed with cancer, she became an activist for cancer treatment and devoted her last remaining years encouraging people to seek treatment. She documented her plight on film and used it to encourage others to stay positive and upbeat despite their diagnosis and suffering.
Michael Jackson died. He was perhaps one of the greatest singers of modern time. He will also be remembered for his eccentric
lifestyle that included sleeping with a chimpanzee, living in a carnival-like atmosphere at Neverland, his fascination with Peter Pan,
and his numerous masks and costumes. He also admitted to finding pleasure sleeping with young boys and paying out millions of dollars in settlements to the families of these boys despite being acquitted by a court on one allegation of sexual molestation.
QUESTION - Which of the above did the House of Representatives declare a moment of silence for today?
(Hint - It wasn't the first two.)
QUESTION - Which of the above's family received a personal note of condolence from President Obama?
(Hint - It wasn't the first two.)
Action by the House and the President is completely understandable since they have a common bond in their thinking.
Namely, All of these people manage to "steal" other people's money under false pretenses.
In Jackson's case, he managed to go 400 Million in debt, with no intention of ever paying it back.
This is the real reason he is held in extreme esteem by the House and the President.
He is their kind of guy.
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 08, 2009, 03:44:41 PM
Subject: Need any more proof?
Need any more proof that our value system is fully out of control?
Ed McMahon died. He was a great entertainer, but prior to his stage accomplishments he was a distinguished Marine Corps fighter pilot in WWII earning six Air Medals and attaining the rank of Colonel. He was discharged in 1946 and was later promoted to the rank of Brigadier General in the CA Air National Guard.
Farrah Fawcett died after a long career in Hollywood as an actress. After she was diagnosed with cancer, she became an activist for cancer treatment and devoted her last remaining years encouraging people to seek treatment. She documented her plight on film and used it to encourage others to stay positive and upbeat despite their diagnosis and suffering.
Michael Jackson died. He was perhaps one of the greatest singers of modern time. He will also be remembered for his eccentric
lifestyle that included sleeping with a chimpanzee, living in a carnival-like atmosphere at Neverland, his fascination with Peter Pan,
and his numerous masks and costumes. He also admitted to finding pleasure sleeping with young boys and paying out millions of dollars in settlements to the families of these boys despite being acquitted by a court on one allegation of sexual molestation.
QUESTION - Which of the above did the House of Representatives declare a moment of silence for today?
(Hint - It wasn't the first two.)
QUESTION - Which of the above's family received a personal note of condolence from President Obama?
(Hint - It wasn't the first two.)
Action by the House and the President is completely understandable since they have a common bond in their thinking.
Namely, All of these people manage to "steal" other people's money under false pretenses.
In Jackson's case, he managed to go 400 Million in debt, with no intention of ever paying it back.
This is the real reason he is held in extreme esteem by the House and the President.
He is their kind of guy.
Peg, I don't think he actually got pleasure from that part of it ::)
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 08, 2009, 03:51:30 PM
Peg, I don't think he actually got pleasure from that part of it ::)Who knows Tom? It wasn't HIS money (cf the $400 million in debt part) maybe he got off on screwing the banks too.
FQ13 who will be in the corner
Post by: deepwater on July 08, 2009, 10:15:20 PM
Who knows Tom? It wasn't HIS money (cf the $400 million in debt part) maybe he got off on screwing the banks too.
FQ13 who will be in the corner
FQ.. why go to the corner? I thought the only one that would stand up and defend him against such slander would be you. are you starting to turn? :D
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 08, 2009, 10:26:01 PM
FQ.. why go to the corner? I thought the only one that would stand up and defend him against such slander would be you. are you starting to turn? :DAnd here I complimented you on what a fine looking wife you had. I may be liberal compared to present company, but only compared to present company. I am a libertarian and a Christian, and my only defense of child molestors is to suggest that the firing squad use something larger than .22.
FQ13
Post by: deepwater on July 08, 2009, 11:10:56 PM
And here I complimented you on what a fine looking wife you had. I may be liberal compared to present company, but only compared to present company. I am a libertarian and a Christian, and my only defense of child molestors is to suggest that the firing squad use something larger than .22.
FQ13
FQ.. why go to the corner? I thought the only one that would stand up and defend him against such slander would be you. are you starting to turn? :D
just saying, agreeing with your nemesis 2 or 3 times in one day and of course your history of speaking up for the underdog (real or percieved), right or wrong, I didn't expect that kind of response.
is it too early to welcome you to our side?
edit:
don't worry, as far as the war dept goes... no compliment needed, I know I got a good one. ;D
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 08, 2009, 11:14:04 PM
just saying, agreeing with your nemesis 2 or 3 times in one day and of course your history of speaking up for the underdog (real or percieved), right or wrong, I didn't expect that kind of response.I'm getting there. Slowly. ;D
is it too early to welcome you to our side?
edit:
don't worry, as far as the war dept goes... no compliment needed, I know I got a good one. ;D
FQ13
Post by: MikeBjerum on July 09, 2009, 11:01:06 AM
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 09, 2009, 11:05:03 AM
This is written by a young man serving his third tour of duty in Iraq. Thought you might find his take on the Michael Jackson news interesting.
......................................................................................
Okay, I need to rant.
I was just watching the news, and I caught part of a report on Michael Jackson. As we all know, Jackson died the other day. He was an entertainer who performed for decades. He made millions, he spent Millions, and he did a lot of things that make him a villain to many people. I understand that his death would affect a lot of people, and I respect those people who mourn his death, but that isn't the point of my rant.
Why is it that when ONE man dies, the whole of America loses their minds with grief. When a man dies whose only contribution to the Country was to ENTERTAIN people, the American people find the need to flock to a memorial in Hollywood, and even Congress sees the need to hold a "moment of silence" for his passing?
Am I missing something here? ONE man dies, and all of a sudden he's a freaking martyr because he entertained us for a few decades? What about all those SOLDIERS who have died to give us freedom? All those Soldiers who, knowing that they would be asked to fight in a war, still raised their hands and swore to defend the Constitution and the United States of America. Where is their moment of silence? Where are the people flocking to their graves or memorials and mourning over them because they made the ultimate sacrifice? Why is it when a Soldier dies, there are more people saying "good riddance," and "thank God for IEDs?" When did this country become so calloused to the Sacrifice of GOOD MEN and WOMEN, that they can arbitrarily blow off their deaths, and instead, throw themselves into mourning for a "Pop Icon?"
I think that if they are going to hold a moment of silence IN CONGRESS For Michael Jackson, they need to hold a moment of silence for every Service member killed in Iraq and Afghanistan. They need to PUBLICLY recognize every life that has been lost so that the American people can live their callous little lives in the luxury and freedom that WE, those that are living and those that have gone on, have provided for them. But, wait, that would take too much time, because there have been so many willing to make that sacrifice. After all, we will never make millions of dollars. We will never star in movies, or write hit songs that the world will listen too. We only shed our blood, sweat and tears so that people can enjoy what they have.
Sorry if I have offended, but I needed to say it. Remember these five words the next time you think of someone who is serving in the military; "So that others may live..."
A couple of edits,
First, I don't know if this was actually written by a serving soldier, I don't care either as the source does not effect the accuracy of what is written.
Secondly, I don't care if it offends anyone.
Post by: jaybet on July 09, 2009, 03:21:00 PM
Post by: mudman on July 09, 2009, 03:40:26 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on July 10, 2009, 01:22:04 AM
Now.. on a lighter note...
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/pet.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/pet7.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/pet8.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/image011111111.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/image010101010.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/pet9.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/pet2.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/pet6jpg.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/image015151515.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/pet3jpg.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/image005544.jpg)
Post by: Texas_Bryan on July 10, 2009, 05:51:33 AM
Post by: shooter32 on July 10, 2009, 08:25:58 AM
;D
Post by: philw on July 10, 2009, 08:28:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srzrfuw8QqM&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srzrfuw8QqM&NR=1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXbtbsUy8lw
Post by: bryand71 on July 11, 2009, 06:41:39 PM
And here I complimented you on what a fine looking wife you had. I may be liberal compared to present company, but only compared to present company. I am a libertarian and a Christian, and my only defense of child molestors is to suggest that the firing squad use something larger than .22.
FQ13
30mm sounds good to me for the sick bastards!
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on July 13, 2009, 02:18:44 AM
Post by: Pathfinder on July 13, 2009, 05:51:09 AM
30mm sounds good to me for the sick bastards!
No, way too quick. Gut shot with a .45 HP and left somewhere. Let sepsis work its ugly little way. 3-4 days I think.
Post by: philw on July 13, 2009, 06:37:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-smEEHYdGQ
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 13, 2009, 03:45:08 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 13, 2009, 07:24:00 PM
Tornado 1 Train 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-smEEHYdGQ
WOW...That was a unique perspective on a train wreck.
Post by: BAC on July 13, 2009, 10:02:00 PM
WOW...That was a unique perspective on a train wreck.
Are you talking about the video, or do you know someone inside the Obama administration? ;D
Post by: philw on July 14, 2009, 07:39:05 AM
Are you talking about the video, or do you know someone inside the Obama administration? ;D
little from column A and a little from column B
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on July 18, 2009, 12:02:48 AM
Bill Geist met 92 year old Hal Wright, the Publisher, Editor, Reporter, and Photographer for the Sierra Booster Newspaper in Loyalton, Calif. Hal was also the Sierra Booster?s only paperboy, with a very unique way of delivering the news.
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Post by: True_Texan on July 18, 2009, 12:32:11 AM
Hal Wright... Newsman
Bill Geist met 92 year old Hal Wright, the Publisher, Editor, Reporter, and Photographer for the Sierra Booster Newspaper in Loyalton, Calif. Hal was also the Sierra Booster?s only paperboy, with a very unique way of delivering the news.
Imagine if more of the "Younger Generation", which I am pretty sure I am still apart of, had his kind of work ethic. There wouldn't be so many lazy ass people out there with their hand out and those that think everything is just owed to them. Luckily for me, my mother and father raised me to work hard and I was never just given anything unless I worked for it. Hope I can pass the same ideals to my child and from other posts, I can tell many of you other parents are doing or have done a fine job raising your kids the right way as well.
Gotta give a bit of credit to Bill Geist. He got in that plane with a 92 year old. Not sure if I would trust someone 10 years younger to even drive a car. He did seem to have a good bit of git along in his step though and I did have a great aunt that could out drive any teenager. She was 95 when I would ride along (she wouldn't let me drive for her) but she quit driving at 98 and soon after died.
Post by: Hazcat on July 18, 2009, 09:37:04 AM
I would love to really sit and talk to that man but I have a feeling he never stays still long enough! ;D
Post by: MikeBjerum on July 18, 2009, 03:49:02 PM
WAAAAYY COOOOOOL!
I would love to really sit and talk to that man but I have a feeling he never stays still long enough! ;D
If I had been there when he scampered across the street he would have made me look really bad. It is one thing to be active or alert as you age, but this guy has both beyond what many dream of.
Post by: Kid Shelleen on July 18, 2009, 04:13:30 PM
Post by: philw on July 18, 2009, 06:28:13 PM
Post by: True_Texan on July 20, 2009, 09:29:31 PM
http://www.break.com/index/russian-vodka-tricks.html
Post by: shooter32 on July 22, 2009, 10:34:05 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuVs5G5C5tE
Post by: Majer on July 22, 2009, 09:46:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DerD7RNMbDQ&feature=related
Post by: Majer on July 22, 2009, 10:13:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeLwZUObVgY&feature=related
Post by: MikeBjerum on July 23, 2009, 10:49:05 PM
It appears to be a John Wayne night on amc, and I like it!
If I'm gonna be stuck at the desk on call I might as well have something good to watch.
Post by: philw on July 24, 2009, 09:18:15 AM
hahahaaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKTsWjbjQ8E&
Post by: Pathfinder on July 24, 2009, 09:28:51 AM
Vegetarians, from the other point of view!
hahahaaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKTsWjbjQ8E&
Too damn funny!
"What was that I saw wandering around here earlier?
The cat? ? ?
That'll do."
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 24, 2009, 10:27:46 AM
Post by: Big Frank on July 24, 2009, 02:41:25 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 24, 2009, 02:43:23 PM
Good one Phil. There's nothing wrong with eating cat anyway.
Just ask Alf........
Post by: True_Texan on July 25, 2009, 02:53:21 PM
http://www.break.com/index/the-north-american-humping-tortoise.html
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 25, 2009, 02:59:32 PM
Turtle Porn!!!!
http://www.break.com/index/the-north-american-humping-tortoise.html
That was just plain wrong......funny....but wrong....... ;D
Side note: Saw the exact same thing a few years ago at the Alligator Farm in St. Augustine.
Happened just like that.
Noise and all.
:o
Post by: Big Frank on July 25, 2009, 03:07:59 PM
Turtle Porn!!!!
http://www.break.com/index/the-north-american-humping-tortoise.html
That noise sounded kind of familiar.
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 25, 2009, 04:12:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFXU43-Jgeo
Post by: philw on July 26, 2009, 01:37:10 AM
Redneck power windows...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFXU43-Jgeo
hahah
found the red neck all wheel drive
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-Lnfpulwjc&NR=1
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 26, 2009, 12:45:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6P1kTwHUuU&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KYOu2oKZJ0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O_Q3U33AUA&feature=related
Post by: CDR on July 26, 2009, 01:47:33 PM
Turtle Porn!!!!
http://www.break.com/index/the-north-american-humping-tortoise.html
Is it true the turtle is named "JFK"?
She looked bored.
Post by: long762range on July 27, 2009, 12:31:12 PM
http://www.prideaircraft.com/flanker.htm
Post by: ericire12 on July 27, 2009, 12:35:12 PM
For Sale to Discriminating Owners
http://www.prideaircraft.com/flanker.htm
Would have to be "Free to a good home" for me to get an opportunity
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 27, 2009, 03:29:59 PM
Would have to be "Free to a good home" for me to get an opportunity
You'd still have to find a way to pay for fuel .
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on July 29, 2009, 03:35:47 PM
End Zone angle of the final play of Trinity vs. Millsaps Football. Down 24-16 with just over two minutes to go, Trinity's Riley Curry scored to cut the lead to 24-22. After a missed two point conversion attempt, Trinity's defense held Millsaps to a three-and-out without using any timeouts. The Tigers were left with two seconds and 60 yards to go for a score. 15 laterals and 62 seconds later, Trinity crossed the goal line to win the game and take the upper hand in the conference standings. Seven of the 11 players for Trinity touched the ball
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on July 29, 2009, 04:19:29 PM
I will have that stupid song on my mind for days... ;D ;D ;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 31, 2009, 03:02:13 PM
As the late Adrian Rogers said, "you cannot multiply wealth by dividing it."
READ ON BELOW ABOUT THE CLASS EXPERIMENT........VERY CLEAR TO ME !!!!!
Professor is a Genius
An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had once failed an entire class.
That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.
The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan".
All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A.
After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.
As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little. The second test average was a D! No one was happy.
When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.
The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.
All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.
Could not be any simpler than that.
Post by: philw on July 31, 2009, 06:25:57 PM
http://www.break.com/index/luckiest-people-on-the-planet.html
Post by: Hazcat on August 02, 2009, 04:12:07 PM
David McClure of McKinney: A senior moment ... at 48?
David McClure teaches science and coaches at Faubion Middle School in McKinney. He is also a “Teacher Voices” volunteer columnist.
$5.37. That's what the kid behind the counter at Taco Bueno said to me. I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and something that used to be a Jolly Rancher.
Having already handed the kid a five-spot, I started to head back out to the truck to grab some change when the kid with the Emo hairdo said the harshest thing anyone has ever said to me. He said, "It's OK. I'll just give you the senior citizen discount." I turned to see who he was talking to and then heard the sound of change hitting the counter in front of me. "Only $4.68" he said cheerfully. I stood there stupefied. I am 48, not even 50 yet a mere child! Senior citizen?
I took my burrito and walked out to the truck wondering what was wrong with Emo. Was he blind? As I sat in the truck, my blood began to boil. Old? Me? I'll show him, I thought. I opened the door and headed back inside. I strode to the counter, and there he was waiting with a smile. Before I could say a word, he held up something and jingled it in front of me, like I could be that easily distracted! What am I now? A toddler? "Dude! Can't get too far without your car keys, he?" I stared with utter disdain at the keys. I began to rationalize in my mind. "Leaving keys behind hardly makes a man elderly! It could happen to anyone!"
I turned and headed back to the truck. I slipped the key into the ignition, but it wouldn't turn. What now? I checked my keys and tried another. Still nothing. That's when I noticed the purple beads hanging from my rearview mirror. I had no purple beads hanging from my rearview mirror. Then, a few other objects came into focus. The car seat in the back seat. Happy Meal toys spread all over the floorboard. A partially eaten doughnut on the dashboard. Faster than you can say ginkgo biloba, I flew out of the alien vehicle.
Moments later I was speeding out of the parking lot, relieved to finally be leaving this nightmarish stop in my life. That is when I felt it, deep in the bowels of my stomach: hunger! My stomach growled and churned, and I reached to grab my burrito, only it was nowhere to be found. I swung the truck around, gathered my courage, and strode back into the restaurant one final time. There Emo stood, draped in youth and black nail polish. All I could think was, "What is the world coming to?" All I could say was, "Did I leave my food and drink in here?" At this point I was ready to ask a Boy Scout to help me back to my vehicle, and then go straight home and apply for Social Security benefits. Emo had no clue.
I walked back out to the truck, and suddenly a young lad came up and tugged on my jeans to get my attention. He was holding up a drink and a bag. His mother explained, "I think you left this in my truck by mistake." I took the food and drink from the little boy and sheepishly apologized. She offered these kind words: "It's OK. My grandfather does stuff like this all the time."
All of this is to explain how I got a ticket doing 85 in a 40. Yes, I was racing some punk kid in a Toyota Prius. And no, I told the officer, I'm not too old to be driving this fast. As I walked in the front door, my wife met me halfway down the hall. I handed her a bag of cold food and a $300 speeding ticket. I promptly sat in my rocking chair and covered up my legs with a blanky. The good news was I had successfully found my way home.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 05, 2009, 05:18:04 PM
Facial Recognition
This is a test to see how well you can remember.
There are two parts - A and B, and each part will have 12 photos of faces. You only have a short time, 4 seconds, to see each face before the program moves to the next face. Part A will begin and when that is finished you can start Part B. When Part B is finished, the test will begin.
The test will consist of showing 48 faces and below each face
you will have a choice of choosing whether you have seen the face, either in Part A or in Part B, or whether or not you have seen the face at all. After you have made your selection for face number 48, your score will appear and you will be able to see how you scored.
Good luck.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/tmt/instructions_1.shtml
(((I got 100% on the first part... 70% on the 2nd part )))
Post by: cookie62 on August 05, 2009, 09:17:57 PM
This is a very interesting test. The FBI used to use a very similar test in the training of their employees.
Facial Recognition
This is a test to see how well you can remember.
There are two parts - A and B, and each part will have 12 photos of faces. You only have a short time, 4 seconds, to see each face before the program moves to the next face. Part A will begin and when that is finished you can start Part B. When Part B is finished, the test will begin.
The test will consist of showing 48 faces and below each face
you will have a choice of choosing whether you have seen the face, either in Part A or in Part B, or whether or not you have seen the face at all. After you have made your selection for face number 48, your score will appear and you will be able to see how you scored.
Good luck.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/tmt/instructions_1.shtml
(((I got 100% on the first part... 70% on the 2nd part )))
92 and 68%
Post by: True_Texan on August 05, 2009, 10:41:32 PM
Recognition Score: 100%
Temporal Memory Score: 87%
Post by: philw on August 06, 2009, 03:49:09 AM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 06, 2009, 10:06:49 AM
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/general/hotintexas.jpg)
Post by: tt11758 on August 06, 2009, 10:24:23 AM
Its so hot in Texas.......................................
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/general/hotintexas.jpg)
Now THAT'S hot!!! ;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 06, 2009, 03:48:26 PM
I was expecting some scary picture to pop up. One of those Internet picture pranks. I was dreading the picture of Pelosi. ;D To my relief, it didn't happen.
Recognition Score: 100%
Temporal Memory Score: 87%
Scary....we scored the same thing......... :o :o ;D
Post by: ericire12 on August 06, 2009, 07:23:30 PM
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918118
Post by: philw on August 07, 2009, 12:10:57 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtPplZnPuMA
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 07, 2009, 07:59:24 AM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 07, 2009, 01:36:07 PM
I love 'em... ;D
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/misc/weinerstick.jpg)
Post by: MikeBjerum on August 07, 2009, 04:49:08 PM
I'm riding through a college town the other day, and as is typical you pass, get passed or end up waiting behind the same car several times. I see this basic college student "bomb" a few times with a couple of co-eds cruising through town. At one signal I'm behind them reading the bumper stickers ... several of them of verying interest and humor ... I come to one, and this is the quandry, that says "Friends Swallow" ... Would this be the proper time to ride up along side and introduce myself ::)
Post by: Ping on August 07, 2009, 04:54:35 PM
Quote
Would this be the proper time to ride up along side and introduce myself
Yes sir, indeed it is and throw on the charm. ;)
Post by: tt11758 on August 07, 2009, 05:18:55 PM
ADULT WARNING - Read this one alone please ...
I'm riding through a college town the other day, and as is typical you pass, get passed or end up waiting behind the same car several times. I see this basic college student "bomb" a few times with a couple of co-eds cruising through town. At one signal I'm behind them reading the bumper stickers ... several of them of verying interest and humor ... I come to one, and this is the quandry, that says "Friends Swallow" ... Would this be the proper time to ride up along side and introduce myself ::)
Depends upon whether or not the spousal unit was with you. ;D
If not, take a saying from Bill Clinton: "Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'!"
What's that, Teresa? The corner? Yes ma'am. :(
Post by: ellis4538 on August 07, 2009, 05:32:54 PM
Richard
Post by: True_Texan on August 07, 2009, 06:05:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkt1vAX0MRM
Post by: MikeBjerum on August 08, 2009, 03:51:11 PM
(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e330/m58/dsc07450.jpg)
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 08, 2009, 06:20:36 PM
City, State and % of People Below the Poverty Level !
1. Detroit , MI 32.5%
2. Buffalo , NY 29.9%
3. Cincinnati , OH 27.8%
4. Cleveland , OH 27.0%
5. Miami , FL 26.9%
5. St. Louis , MO 26.8%
7. El Paso , TX 26.4%
8. Milwaukee , WI 26.2%
9. Philadelphia , PA 25.1%
10. Newark , NJ 24.2%
SOURCE:
U.S. Census Bureau, 2006 American Community Survey, August 2007
What do the top ten cities (over 250,000) with the highest poverty
rate all have in common?
Detroit , MI (1st on the poverty rate list) has not elected a Republican
mayor since 1962;
Buffalo, NY (2nd) hasn't elected one since 1962;
Cincinnati , OH (3rd)...since 1980;
Cleveland , OH (4th)...since 1980;
Miami , FL (5th) has never had a Republican mayor;
St. Louis , MO (6th)....since 1949;
El Paso , TX (7th) has never had a Republican mayor;
Milwaukee , WI (8th)...since 1908;
Philadelphia , PA (9th)...since 1952;
Newark , NJ (10th)...since 1907.
APPROPRIATE QUOTE:
Albert Einstein once said, 'The definition of insanity is doing the
same thing over and over again and expecting different results.'
UNDENIABLE TRUTH:
"You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away people's
initiative and independence.
You cannot help people permanently by doing for them
what they could and should do for themselves."
--Abraham Lincoln
.....and Mr. Obama, you are no Abe Lincoln.
CONCLUSION:
It is the poor who habitually elect re-elect Democrats --- yet they
are still POOR !!!
PS:
To date, more than 5.5 million good-paying manufacturing jobs have left
the shores of America forever due to NAFTA and GATT... both promoted
& signed into law by President Bill Clinton (D). Unions were the biggest
loosers, yet they still vote for Democrats! (Repeat Einstein's quote above.)
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 09, 2009, 11:38:44 PM
It began with the fond recollection of the love of his life, long gone, and somewhere in these albums was a photo of her he hoped to rediscover. Silent as a mouse, he patiently opened the long buried treasures and soon was lost in a sea of memories. Although his world had not stopped spinning when his wife left it, the past was more alive in his heart than his present aloneness.
Setting aside one of the dusty albums, he pulled from the box what appeared to be a journal from his grown son's childhood. He could not recall ever having seen it before, or that his son had ever kept a journal. Why did Elizabeth always save the children's old junk? he wondered, shaking his white head.
Opening the yellowed pages, he glanced over a short reading, and his lips curved in an unconscious smile. Even his eyes brightened as he read the words that spoke clear and sweet to his soul. It was the voice of the little boy who had grown up far too fast in this very house, and whose voice had grown fainter and fainter over the years. In the utter silence of the attic, the words of a guileless six-year-old worked their magic and carried the old man back to a time almost totally forgotten.
Entry after entry stirred a sentimental hunger in his heart like the longing a gardener feels in the winter for the fragrance of spring flowers. But it was accompanied by the painful memory that his son's simple recollections of those days were far different from his own. But how different?
Reminded that he had kept a daily journal of his business activities over the years, he closed his son's journal and turned to leave, having forgotten the cherished photo that originally triggered his search. Hunched over to keep from bumping his head on the rafters, the old man stepped to the wooden stairway and made his descent, then headed down a carpeted stairway that led to the den.
Opening a glass cabinet door, he reached in and pulled out an old business journal. Turning, he sat down at his desk and placed the two journals beside each other. His was leather-bound and engraved neatly with his name in gold, while his son's was tattered and the name Jimmy had been nearly scuffed from its surface. He ran a long skinny finger over the letters, as though he could restore what had been worn away with time and use.
As he opened his journal, the old man's eyes fell upon an inscription that stood out because it was so brief in comparison to other days. In his own neat handwriting were these words:
Wasted the whole day fishing with Jimmy. Didn't catch a thing.
With a deep sigh and a shaking hand, he took Jimmy's journal and found the boy's entry for the same day, June 4. Large scrawling letters, pressed deeply into the paper, read:
Went fishing with my Dad. Best day of my life.
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 11, 2009, 03:50:53 PM
Post by: True_Texan on August 11, 2009, 09:56:47 PM
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918771
Post by: cookie62 on August 11, 2009, 10:10:36 PM
Europe trip shows girlfriend to be a bit off kilter:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918771
WHOOPS ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 12, 2009, 01:02:11 AM
Europe trip shows girlfriend to be a bit off kilter:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918771
Lesson #3 Don't get involved with a women to stupid to remember you left the country.
Post by: blackwolfe on August 12, 2009, 01:31:40 AM
Lesson #3 Don't get involved with a women to stupid to remember you left the country.
Three of the rules of life.
1. Never eat at a place called Ma's.
2. Never play poker with a guy named "Doc."
3. Never sleep with someone that has more problems than you do.
Post by: Pathfinder on August 12, 2009, 06:10:17 AM
Europe trip shows girlfriend to be a bit off kilter:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918771
That is effing . . . . something. I was going to say awesome but that just isn't the right word. Weird, sad, stunningly stupid - well, these come a bit closer. Wow.
Post by: philw on August 12, 2009, 08:06:37 AM
Europe trip shows girlfriend to be a bit off kilter:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918771
hahaha ops
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 12, 2009, 10:55:50 AM
Imagine NOT hearing your boyfriend talk about going to Europe and calling to tell you goodbye.. ::)
She's one of those people I know who would drive me up the wall with her incessant chatter about "Her self..her life and nothing"
Post by: tt11758 on August 12, 2009, 01:13:16 PM
At least he had the sense to be rid of the stupid self absorbed wench!
Imagine NOT hearing your boyfriend talk about going to Europe and calling to tell you goodbye.. ::)
She's one of those people I know who would drive me up the wall with her incessant chatter about "Her self..her life and nothing"
+1000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 12, 2009, 04:01:20 PM
At least he had the sense to be rid of the stupid self absorbed wench!
Imagine NOT hearing your boyfriend talk about going to Europe and calling to tell you goodbye.. ::)
She's one of those people I know who would drive me up the wall with her incessant chatter about "Her self..her life and nothing"
yep......
Post by: tt11758 on August 12, 2009, 04:06:47 PM
yep......
Common sense prevents me from pointing out that the female in that picture is a blonde. ;D
yes dear, I'm headed to the corner right now.
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 12, 2009, 04:50:55 PM
Common sense prevents me from pointing out that the female in that picture is a blonde. ;D
yes dear, I'm headed to the corner right now.
A mere coincidence.............yeah, that's it.....coincidence.........that's my story and I'm stickin' to it.
We got any hot wings left in the corner?
;D
Post by: tt11758 on August 12, 2009, 04:55:07 PM
A mere coincidence.............yeah, that's it.....coincidence.........that's my story and I'm stickin' to it.
We got any hot wings left in the corner?
;D
Sure, c'mon over. I'll save you one or two. ;D
Post by: Hazcat on August 12, 2009, 04:56:09 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 12, 2009, 04:57:06 PM
Post by: Hazcat on August 12, 2009, 04:58:05 PM
(I actually got my board hung recently! And since I'm a bachelor it's in the living room! ;) )
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 12, 2009, 05:06:08 PM
Darts! ;D
(I actually got my board hung recently! And since I'm a bachelor it's in the living room! ;) )
That's where I had mine.....before I got hitched..........now it's in a closet somewhere........... and it's a nice 'un too....don't know why she wouldn't let me hang it in the den.........
Post by: tt11758 on August 12, 2009, 05:08:00 PM
Darts! ;D
(I actually got my board hung recently! And since I'm a bachelor it's in the living room! ;) )
Lucky board. ;D
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 13, 2009, 08:46:00 PM
First Lady Requires More Than Twenty Attendants
Recession, Depression, What, Michelle Worry?
July 7, 2009 Dr. Paul L. Williams
In my own life, in my own small way, I have tried to give back to this country that has given me so much," she said. "See, that's why I left a job at a big law firm for a career in public service, " Michelle Obama
No, Michele Obama does not get paid to serve as the First Lady and she doesn't perform any official duties. But this hasn't deterred her from hiring an unprecedented number of staffers to cater to her every whim and to satisfy her every request in the midst of the Great Recession. Just think Mary Lincoln was taken to task for purchasing china for the White House during the Civil War. And Mamie Eisenhower had to shell out the salary for her personal secretary.
How things have changed! If you're one of the tens of millions of Americans facing certain destitution, earning less than subsistence wages stocking the shelves at Wal-Mart or serving up McDonald cheeseburgers, prepare to scream and then come to realize that the benefit package for these servants of Miz Michelle are the same as members of the national security and defense departments and the bill for these assorted lackeys is paid by John Q. Public:
1. $172,2000 - Sher, Susan (Chief Of Staff)
2. $140,000 - Frye, Jocelyn C. (Deputy Assistant to the President and Director of Policy And Projects For The First Lady)
3. $113,000 - Rogers, Desiree G. (Special Assistant to the President and White House Social Secretary)
4. $102,000 - Johnston, Camille Y. (Special Assistant to the President and Director of Communications for the First Lady)
5. Winter, Melissa E. (Special Assistant to the President and Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
6. $90,000 - Medina, David S. (Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
7. $84,000 - Lelyveld, Catherine M. (Director and Press Secretary to the First Lady)
8. $75,000 - Starkey, Frances M. (Director of Scheduling and Advance for the First Lady)
9. $70,000 - Sanders, Trooper (Deputy Director of Policy and Projects for the First Lady)
10. $65,000 - Burnough, Erinn J. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
11. Reinstein, Joseph B. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
12. $62,000 - Goodman, Jennifer R. (Deputy Director of Scheduling and Events Coordinator For The First Lady)
13. $60,000 - Fitts, Alan O. (Deputy Director of Advance and Trip Director for the First Lady)
14. Lewis, Dana M. (Special Assistant and Personal Aide to the First Lady)
15. $52,500 - Mustaphi, Semonti M. (Associate Director and Deputy Press Secretary To The First Lady)
16. $50,000 - Jarvis, Kristen E. (Special Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aide To The First Lady)
17. $45,000 - Lechtenberg, Tyler A. (Associate Director of Correspondence For The First Lady)
18. Tubman, Samantha (Deputy Associate Director, Social Office)
19. $40,000 - Boswell, Joseph J. (Executive Assistant to the Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
20. $36,000 - Armbruster, Sally M. (Staff Assistant to the Social Secretary)
21. Bookey, Natalie (Staff Assistant)
22. Jackson, Deilia A. (Deputy Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady)
There has never been anyone in the White House at any time who has created such an army of staffers whose sole duties are the facilitation of the First Lady's social life. One wonders why she needs so much help, at taxpayer expense, when even Hillary, only had three; Jackie Kennedy one; Laura Bush one; and prior to Mamie Eisenhower social help came from the President's own pocket.
Note: This does not include makeup artist Ingrid Grimes-Miles, 49, and "First Hairstylist" Johnny Wright, 31, both of whom travelled aboard Air Force One to Europe.
Copyright 2009 Canada Free Press.Com canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/12652 <http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/12652>
Yeh, I know, The Canadian Free Press has to publish this because the USA media is too scared they might be considered racist. Sorry America!
Post by: ericire12 on August 14, 2009, 09:28:52 AM
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Post by: shooter32 on August 14, 2009, 09:59:13 AM
;D
Post by: Big Frank on August 14, 2009, 06:00:39 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 14, 2009, 09:12:51 PM
Post by: Kid Shelleen on August 14, 2009, 10:11:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYEYbmgp0bY :oShooter, that was very funny. ROTFLMAO. ;D ;D ;D
;D
Post by: True_Texan on August 15, 2009, 02:44:42 AM
http://www.barstools.net/booze_death/
Post by: True_Texan on August 17, 2009, 10:40:35 PM
Apparently kids are doing "anal beer bongs" and "tampon shots" now.
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 19, 2009, 11:13:45 AM
http://www.abc15.com/content/news/phoenixmetro/central/story/Drug-trends-Find-out-where-your-kids-could-be/4yTw374Uz0CMvHxa__HwUw.cspx
Apparently kids are doing "anal beer bongs" and "tampon shots" now.
(http://www.smileyx.com/smilies/mad0235.gif)
Post by: tt11758 on August 19, 2009, 01:28:34 PM
http://www.abc15.com/content/news/phoenixmetro/central/story/Drug-trends-Find-out-where-your-kids-could-be/4yTw374Uz0CMvHxa__HwUw.cspx
Apparently kids are doing "anal beer bongs" and "tampon shots" now.
(http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp225/tt11758/wtf-cat.jpg)
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 20, 2009, 12:15:59 PM
Competitors of the 6th International Circus Festival of Budapest, 2006.
We are definitely going to see this when we are at Vegas next time.
Cirque du Soleil® weaves an aquatic tapestry of artistry, surrealism and theatrical romance in the timeless production, "O™." The international cast of world-class acrobats, synchronized swimmers, divers and characters perform in, on, and above water to create a breathtaking experience in a magnificent theatre reminiscent of a European opera house.
cirque du solei
Marco Lorador Paulo Lorador
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 20, 2009, 12:31:02 PM
This is just for fun... Don't take it seriously because according to this, I would never be able to die from drinking.
http://www.barstools.net/booze_death/
16 shots of Rum..
22 bottles of bud light.
RIP Teresa.........(http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/thud.gif)
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 20, 2009, 12:44:50 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 20, 2009, 02:33:17 PM
He walked in with his mask and a Double barrel shot gun and fired a round into the ceiling.
He was so impressed with the way every one cowered that he fired ANOTHER round into the ceiling.
His body was never found.
Post by: long762range on August 20, 2009, 04:27:15 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 20, 2009, 04:58:21 PM
They told me the big black Lab's name was Reggie as I looked at him lying in his pen. The shelter was clean, no-kill, and the people really friendly. I'd only been in the area for six months, but everywhere I went in the small college town, people were welcoming and open. Everyone waves when you pass them on the street.
But something was still missing as I attempted to settle in to my new life here, and I thought a dog couldn't hurt. Give me someone to talk to. And I had just seen Reggie's advertisement on the local news. The shelter said they had received numerous calls right after, but they said the people who had come down to see him just didn't look like "Lab people," whatever that meant. They must've thought I did.
But at first, I thought the shelter had misjudged me in giving me Reggie and his things, which consisted of a dog pad, bag of toys almost all of which were brand new tennis balls, his dishes, and a sealed letter from his previous owner. See, Reggie and I didn't really hit it off when we got home. We struggled for two weeks (which is how long the shelter told me to give him to adjust to his new home). Maybe it was the fact that I was trying to adjust, too. Maybe we were too much alike.
For some reason, his stuff (except for the tennis balls - he wouldn't go anywhere without two stuffed in his mouth) got tossed in with all of my other unpacked boxes. I guess I didn't really think he'd need all his old stuff, that I'd get him new things once he settled in
But it became pretty clear pretty soon that he wasn't going to.
I tried the normal commands the shelter told me he knew, ones like "sit" and "stay" and "come" and "heel," and
he'd follow them - when he felt like it. He never really seemed to listen when I called his name - sure, he'd look in my direction after the fourth of fifth time I said it, but then he'd just go back to doing whatever. When I'd ask again, you could almost see him sigh and then grudgingly obey.
This just wasn't going to work. He chewed a couple shoes and some unpacked boxes. I was a little too stern with him and he resented it, I could tell. The friction got so bad that I couldn't wait for the two weeks to be up, and when it was, I was in full-on search mode for my cellphone amid all of my unpacked stuff. I remembered leaving it on the stack of boxes for the guest room, but I also mumbled, rather cynically, that the "damn dog probably hid it on me."
Finally I found it, but before I could punch up the shelter's number, I also found his pad and other toys from the shelter.. I tossed the pad in Reggie's direction and he snuffed it and wagged, some of the most enthusiasm I'd seen since bringing him home. But then I called, "Hey, Reggie, you like that? Come here and I'll give you a treat." Instead, he sort of glanced in my direction - maybe "glared" is more accurate - and then gave a discontented sigh and flopped down with his back to me.
Well, that's not going to do it either, I thought. And I punched the shelter phone number.
But I hung up when I saw the sealed envelope. I had completely forgotten about that, too. "Okay, Reggie," I said out loud, "let's see if your previous owner has any advice.".........
_______________________________________
To Whoever Gets My Dog:
Well, I can't say that I'm happy you're reading this, a letter I told the shelter could only be opened by Reggie's new owner. I'm not even happy writing it. If you're reading this, it means I just got back from my last car ride with my Lab after dropping him off at the shelter. He knew something was different. I have packed up his pad and toys before and set them by the back door before a trip, but this time... it's like he knew something was wrong.
And something is wrong... which is why I have to go to try to make it right.
So let me tell you about my Lab in the hopes that it will help you bond with him and he with you. First, he loves tennis balls.
The more the merrier. Sometimes I think he's part squirrel, the way he hordes them. He usually always has two in his mouth, and he tries to get a third in there.
Hasn't done it yet. Doesn't matter where you throw them, he'll bound after it, so be careful - really don't do it by any roads. I made that mistake once, and it almost cost him dearly.
Next, commands. Maybe the shelter staff already told you, but I'll go over them again: Reggie knows the obvious ones - "sit," "stay," "come," "heel."
He knows hand signals: "back" to turn around and go back when you put your hand straight up; and "over" if you put your hand out right or left. "Shake" for shaking water off, and "paw" for a high-five.
He does "down" when he feels like lying down - I bet you could work on that with him some more. He knows "ball" and "food" and "bone" and "treat" like nobody's business.
I trained Reggie with small food treats. Nothing opens his ears like little pieces of hot dog.
Feeding schedule: twice a day, once about seven in the morning, and again at six in the evening. Regular store-bought stuff; the shelter has the brand.
He's up on his shots. Call the clinic on 9th Street and update his info with yours; they'll make sure to send you reminders for when he's due.
Be forewarned: Reggie hates the vet. Good luck getting him in the car -
I don't know how he knows when it's time to go to the vet, but he knows.
Finally, give him some time. I've never been married, so it's only been Reggie
and me for his whole life. He's gone everywhere with me, so please include him on your daily car rides if you can. He sits well in the backseat, and he doesn't bark or complain. He just loves to be around people, and me most especially.
Which means that this transition is going to be hard, with him going to live with someone new.
And that's why I need to share one more bit of info with you.... His name is not Reggie.
I don't know what made me do it, but when I dropped him off at the shelter, I told them his name was Reggie. He's a smart dog, he'll get used to it and will respond to it, of that I have no doubt. but I just couldn't bear to give them his real name. For me to do that, it seemed so final, that handing him over to the shelter was as good as me admitting that I'd never see him again. And if I end up coming back, getting him, and tearing up this letter, it means everything's fine. But if someone else is reading it, well... well it means that his new owner should know his real name.
It'll help you bond with him. Who knows, maybe you'll even notice a change in his demeanor if he's been giving you problems.
His real name is Tank.
Because that is what I drive.
Again, if you're reading this and you're from the area, maybe my name has been on the news. I told the shelter that they couldn't make "Reggie" available for adoption until they received word from my company commander. See, my parents are gone, I have no siblings, no one I could've left Tank with... and it was my only real request of the Army upon my deployment to Iraq, that they make one phone call the the shelter...in the "event"... to tell them that Tank could be put up for adoption. Luckily, my colonel is a dog guy, too, and he knew where my platoon was headed. He said he'd do it personally. And if you're reading this, then he made good on his word.
Well, this letter is getting to downright depressing, even though, frankly, I'm just writing it for my dog. I couldn't imagine if I was writing it for a wife and kids and family. but still, Tank has been my family for the last six years, almost as long as the Army has been my family.
And now I hope and pray that you make him part of your family and that he will adjust and come to love you the same way he loved me.
That unconditional love from a dog is what I took with me to Iraq as an inspiration to do something selfless, to protect innocent people from those who would do terrible things... and to keep those terrible people from coming over here. If I had to give up Tank in order to do it,
I am glad to have done so. He was my example of service and of love.
I hope I honored him by my service to my country and comrades.
All right, that's enough. I deploy this evening and have to drop this letter off at the shelter. I don't think I'll say another good-bye to Tank, though. I cried too much the first time. Maybe I'll peek in on him and
see if he finally got that third tennis ball in his mouth.
Good luck with Tank. Give him a good home, and give him an extra kiss goodnight - every night - from me.
Thank you,
Paul Mallory
_____________________________________
I folded the letter and slipped it back in the envelope. Sure I had heard of Paul Mallory, everyone in town knew him, even new people like me. Local kid, killed in Iraq a few months ago and posthumously earning the Silver Star when he gave his life to save three buddies. Flags had been at half-mast all summer. I leaned forward
in my chair and rested my elbows on my knees, staring at the dog.
"Hey, Tank," I said quietly.
The dog's head whipped up, his ears cocked and his eyes brightened.
"C'mere boy."
He was instantly on his feet, his nails clicking on the hardwood floor.
He sat in front of me, his head tilted, searching for the name he hadn't heard in months.
"Tank," I whispered.
His tail swished.
I kept whispering his name, over and over, and each time, his ears lowered, his eyes softened, and his posture relaxed as a wave of contentment just seemed to flood him. I stroked his ears, rubbed his shoulders, buried my face into his scruff and hugged him.
"It's me now, Tank, just you and me. Your old pal gave you to me."
Tank reached up and licked my cheek. "So whatdaya say we play some ball? His ears perked again. "Yeah? Ball? You like that? Ball?" Tank tore from my hands and disappeared in the next room.
And when he came back, he had three tennis balls in his mouth.
Post by: Jackel on August 20, 2009, 05:02:14 PM
Post by: Hazcat on August 20, 2009, 05:09:25 PM
Post by: Timothy on August 20, 2009, 05:11:25 PM
:'( thanks for making a 37 year old guy cry
+1 of 52 years..... :'(
Post by: shooter32 on August 20, 2009, 05:13:23 PM
We have had three labs and they are great dogs..
:'( :'(
Post by: Pathfinder on August 20, 2009, 05:56:20 PM
+1 for a 61 year old
Post by: tt11758 on August 20, 2009, 06:00:58 PM
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Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 22, 2009, 12:39:56 AM
They act out a turkey hunt...
Post by: Kid Shelleen on August 22, 2009, 10:15:41 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 24, 2009, 12:35:05 AM
If you want to listen to more of Jeannie..
Just click on the little play sign beside each tract. ... and you can hear all of her...
The Bungee Jumper and the White Water rafting is Hilarius.. ;D I laughed til the tears ran.. ;D ;D ;D
All 4 of her albums are featured.. You can listen or buy ...
http://www.rhapsody.com/jeanne-robertson/flat-out-funny-at-the-paramount
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 24, 2009, 02:45:10 PM
Scroll down to the video....
Article:
http://www.fighterpilotuniversity.com/index.cfm/2009/4/21/Low-stuff
Video..:
Post by: Kid Shelleen on August 24, 2009, 02:52:50 PM
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Post by: Pathfinder on August 25, 2009, 06:41:32 AM
Many moons ago, when the USAF Thunderbirds still drove F-4s, I was blessed to see an airshow with them at a small rural airport. I was maybe 100 yards form the RR tracks they were using for alignment. Two of the F4s came over at tree top along the tracks - not fast, and down and dirty, wingtip to wingtip of course - and 1 was upside down!
Years later, Glenview (IL) Naval Air Station airshow, I'm driving down Lake-Cook road west bound, and there is one bright headlight in the air directly in front of me - F-14 also down and dirty. For the moment. As I watched (and tried not to hit anything on the road) it swung to my right over the airfield, sweeping its wing back and raising its gear and flaps. As I passed the airfield all I could hear was its engines as it ran north.
Traveling from the Custer Battlefield to Belle Fourche, SD, on a family vacation, I saw a speck off the horizon to the north. I watched the spec move across the horizon to my left, and then turn to move toward us. I stopped the pickup, got my boys out and we stood on the side of the road watching as the spec grew into - - - a B-1B at about 300 feet that crossed the road a few hundred yards behind us - at full throttle. Damn he was moving. And loud!
Man, I love a good airshow, even the unscheduled ones!
Post by: ellis4538 on August 25, 2009, 07:18:39 AM
Great video...thanks for sharing.
Richard
Post by: Ichiban on August 25, 2009, 08:23:19 AM
Post by: Hazcat on August 25, 2009, 08:37:38 AM
Post by: Pathfinder on August 25, 2009, 08:50:38 AM
I was stationed at Ft Eustis way back when. The helicopter school was there. I used to go over to the airfield on weekends and hitch rides for fun. The guys were nuts (pilot prerequisite I believe ;) ). I loved when they would do under wire and under structure training / quals, it was cool to fly under phone wires even if it was usually a Huey I was in.
My brother was a chopper pilot at Hunter in Savannah. During the summer the Hueys on training and maneuvers would drop like flies in the heat and humidity and with the new pilots especially. He used to tell of Hueys with 15-16 people on board as they picked up crews from downed choppers. In those cases, you were damned lucky to make it back up to tree-top level for the return flight.
Post by: ellis4538 on August 25, 2009, 09:38:48 AM
A lady had been taking the full-stalk canned style asparagus
that she pureed and she took 4 tablespoons in the morning
and 4 tablespoons later in the day.
She did this for over a month.
She is on chemo pills for Stage 3 lung cancer in the
pleural area and her cancer cell count went from
386 down to 125 as of this past week.
Her oncologist said she does not
need to see him for 3 months.
THE ARTICLE:
Several years ago,
I had a man seeking asparagus
for a friend who had cancer.
He gave me a photocopied copy
of an article, entitled,
..Asparagus for cancer' printed in Cancer News Journal, December 1979.
I will share it here,
just as it was shared with me:
'I am a biochemist,and have specialized in the relation of
diet to health for over 50 years..
Several years ago, I learned of the
discovery of Richard R.. Vensal, D.D.S.
that asparagus might cure cancer..
Since then, I have worked with him on his project.
We have accumulated a
number of favorable case=2 0histories.
Here are a few examples:
Case No. 1
A man with an almost hopeless case of Hodgkin's disease
(cancer of the lymph glands) who was completely incapacitated.
Within 1 year of starting the asparagus therapy, his doctors were unable to detect any signs of cancer, and he was back on a schedule of strenuous exercise.
Case No. 2,
a successful businessman
68 years old who suffered from
cancer of the bladder for 16 years.
After years of medical treatments, including radiation without
improvement, he went on asparagus.
Within 3 months,
examinations revealed that his bladder tumor had disappeared and
that his kidneys were normal..
Case No. 3, a man who had lung cancer.
On March 5th 1971, he was put on
the operating table where they found lung cancer so widely spread that it was inoperable.
The surgeon sewed him up and declared
his case hopeless.
On April 5th he heard about the asparagus therapy and immediately started taking it.
By August, x-ray pictures revealed that all signs of the cancer had disappeared..
He is back at his regular business routine.
Case No. 4
a woman who was troubled for a number of years with skin cancer.
She finally developed different skin cancers which were diagnosed
by the acting specialist as advanced.
Within 3 months after starting on
asparagus, her skin specialist said
that her skin looked fine and no more skin lesions.
This woman reported that the asparagus therapy also cured her
kidney disease, which started in 1949.
She had over 10 operations for kidney stones, and was receiving government disability payments for an inoperable, terminal, kidney condition.
She attributes the cure of this kidney trouble entirely to the asparagus.
I was not surprised at this result,
as ..The elements of materia medica',
edited in 1854 by a Professor at the University of Pennsylvania , stated that
asparagus was used as a popular remedy for kidney stones.
He even referred to experiments, in 1739,
on the power of asparagus in dissolving stones.
Note the dates!
We would have other case histories
but the medical establishment has
interfered with our obtaining some of the records.
I am therefore appealing to readers to spread this good news and
help us to gather a large number of case histories that will overwhelm
the medical skeptics about this unbelievably simple and natural remedy.
For the treatment, asparagus should be cooked before using, and therefore
canned asparagus is just as good as fresh.
I have corresponded with the two leading canners of asparagus, Giant and
Stokely, and I am satisfied that
these brands contain no pesti cides or
preservatives.
Place the cooked asparagus in a blender
and liquefy to make a puree, and
store in the refrigerator.
Give the patient 4 full tablespoons
twice daily, morning and evening.
Patients usually show some improvement
in from 2-4 weeks.
It can be diluted with water and used
as a cold or hot drink..
This suggested dosage is based on
present experience, but certainly larger amounts can do no harm and may
be needed in some cases.
As a biochemist I am convinced of the old saying that ..
what cures can prevent'.
Based on this theory, my wife and I have been using asparagus puree as
a beverage with our meals.
We take 2 tablespoons diluted in
water to suit our taste with breakfast
and with dinner.
I take mine hot and my wife prefers hers cold.
For years we have made it a practice
to have blood surveys taken as part
of our regular checkups.
The last blood survey, taken by a medical doctor who specializes in the
nutritional approach to health, showed substantial improvements in all
categories over the last one, and we can attribute these improvements
to nothing but the asparagus drink...
As a biochemist, I have made an extensive study of all aspects of cancer,
and all of the proposed cures.
As a result, I am convinced that
asparagus fits in better with the
latest theories about cancer.
Asparagus contains a good supply of protein called histones, which are
believed to be active in controlling cell growth.
For that reason,
I believe asparagus can be said to
contain a substance that I call cell growth norma lizer.
That accounts for its action on cancer
and in acting as a general body tonic.
In any event, regardless of theory, asparagus used as we suggest, is a
harmless substance.
The FDA cannot prevent you from using it and it may do you much good.
It has been reported by the US National Cancer Institute, that asparagus is the
highest tested food containing glutathione, which is considered
one of the body's most potent anticarcinogens and antioxidants.
The most unselfish act one can ever do is paying forward all
the kindness one has received,
even to the most undeserved person.
Post by: tt11758 on August 25, 2009, 12:43:38 PM
I was stationed at Ft Eustis way back when. The helicopter school was there. I used to go over to the airfield on weekends and hitch rides for fun. The guys were nuts (pilot prerequisite I believe ;) ). I loved when they would do under wire and under structure training / quals, it was cool to fly under phone wires even if it was usually a Huey I was in.
I once watched a medical helicopter do a 3/4 turn and BACK under a power line into a parking lot beside our local hospital to free up the street as an LZ for another inbound medical helicopter. I told the pilot I was impressed, since I'd never seen anybody parallel park a helicopter before. His response, "I cut my teeth flying med-evacs in Vietnam. You'd be surprised how much easier EVERYthing is when nobody's shooting at your ass!"
Post by: Ichiban on August 25, 2009, 01:00:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pcZXZ9WzBc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pcZXZ9WzBc)
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 25, 2009, 03:59:28 PM
Three events:
Many moons ago, when the USAF Thunderbirds still drove F-4s, I was blessed to see an airshow with them at a small rural airport. I was maybe 100 yards form the RR tracks they were using for alignment. Two of the F4s came over at tree top along the tracks - not fast, and down and dirty, wingtip to wingtip of course - and 1 was upside down!
Years later, Glenview (IL) Naval Air Station airshow, I'm driving down Lake-Cook road west bound, and there is one bright headlight in the air directly in front of me - F-14 also down and dirty. For the moment. As I watched (and tried not to hit anything on the road) it swung to my right over the airfield, sweeping its wing back and raising its gear and flaps. As I passed the airfield all I could hear was its engines as it ran north.
Traveling from the Custer Battlefield to Belle Fourche, SD, on a family vacation, I saw a speck off the horizon to the north. I watched the spec move across the horizon to my left, and then turn to move toward us. I stopped the pickup, got my boys out and we stood on the side of the road watching as the spec grew into - - - a B-1B at about 300 feet that crossed the road a few hundred yards behind us - at full throttle. Damn he was moving. And loud!
Man, I love a good airshow, even the unscheduled ones!
We live in the flight paths of several bases and get buzzed on a regular basis.
The AF Base about 40 miles away is home to the AF Air Rescue Unit and do routine practice jumps out of C-130's at our small local air port. The turnaround flight path is always over our property. I can sit out in the yard and watch them line-up towards the air field and can even see the jumpers on the rear ramp.
Very cool.
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 25, 2009, 06:41:27 PM
One summer day I thought I heard Harley's coming, pretty common, but it didn't sound quite right and the direction was a little off. B -17 Flying up the coast a little while later it flew past again heading back to Pease (former AF Base).
Another time I was sitting there and heard engines, This is the middle of the summer there were about 200 people on the beach, but I was the only one who noticed the replica Fokker Triplane doing aerobatics for about 20 minutes, and then it to flew off, that one was flying out of North Hampton airport.
Pease used to be a SAC base so as a Kid it was common to see F/B 111 s alone or in formation, one of the Islands in the Isles of Shoals (Duck Island ) was a bombing range.
Post by: blackwolfe on August 25, 2009, 06:49:00 PM
Post by: Timothy on August 25, 2009, 07:06:43 PM
One of the guys at our deer camp is a flyboy. I don't remember if it is F-16s or F-18s. I know he has made hundreds of carrier landings and takeoffs. Right now I think he is in the air national guard or maybe the reserves. I know he has gone into and out of the service several times and has also flown for the big birds in the passanger airline industry. I wasn't there when it happened, but he has buzzed the deer camp. The camp owner has a picture from the gun cam with the weapon sight cross hairs on his bedroom window of the cabin. Kind of gives you a creepy feeling. Sure am gald he's on our side.
Just information.
The F16 never landed on carriers. The airframe is too weak to take the pounding, it was never intended for carrier use.
Post by: Badgersmilk on August 25, 2009, 07:28:43 PM
Even the navy qualifies a carrier landing as a "controlled crash".
Post by: Timothy on August 25, 2009, 07:33:12 PM
Trapping an arresting wire on a bucking flight deck is light years different than trapping a cable at an AF base....The F-16 was a fine, inexpensive, lightweight fighter. That's all it was designed to be by General Dynamics Corporation. It served us well for several decades but the Tomcat was the Navy fighter during the same timeframe.
Post by: blackwolfe on August 25, 2009, 07:40:12 PM
Post by: Badgersmilk on August 25, 2009, 07:43:11 PM
You should have seen the "after" pictures of the kid putting 3,000psi nitrogen into a tire rated for 300psi. Split rim wheel seperated and turned him inside out. We had to look at the picture a while to figure out what parts we were actually seeing!
Post by: Timothy on August 25, 2009, 07:48:24 PM
Thanks for the info Timothy. I know this guy started out in the Navy. Was the Tomcat the F-14? i don't know much about what all the military planes are. i know my favorite is the A-10? Warthog. Have seen a few of them at Battle Creek. I think they have Air National Guard stationed there. One of them did a fly over a few years ago for the new HS football stadium opener. Pretty impressive.
Yes, the F-14 and all of it's variants was the carrier AND land based fighter and the A-6 Intruder was the slower carrier/land based fighter bomber since Vietnam. The F-14 replaced the F-4 and the F-18 replaced the F-14. The Tomcat is a monster campared to the relatively small F-16.
The A-10 Thunderbolt (Warthog) is a Marine Corp troop support hunter killer of armored vehicles. It proved itself several times over during the '91 gulf war and nearly got retired. It's proven itself once again to be a damn fine machine. The AF might fly them as well.
Post by: Timothy on August 25, 2009, 07:52:41 PM
They sat the two 16's down on the carrier in an attempt to do an emergency landing. The hook on the F-16 would have ripped off if it caught the line, so they snagged them in a big net. Then dumped at least one of them overboard. Didnt get to see what happened to the second one.
That makes sense. The AF jockeys are not generally rated for carrier ops. In an emergency you can crash just about anywhere, doing it on a 1300 foot carrier deck would pucker anyone up, even if you do it every day... That said, the plane was built cheap for a reason in the late seventies and eighties. We were broke after the Carter administration bankrupted the country. GD came up with a design that did the AF proud for nearly thirty years. Those planes are flying all over the world even today because we sold them to EVERYBODY!
Post by: blackwolfe on August 25, 2009, 07:56:44 PM
Post by: blackwolfe on August 25, 2009, 08:05:15 PM
http://www.110fw.ang.af.mil/shared/media/photodb/photos/081005-F-8947E-001.jpg
Post by: Timothy on August 25, 2009, 08:16:38 PM
Not to long ago, I saw a History or Military channel show on the A-10 and I think they mentioned the plane with one wing, shot to hell and still managed to limp home, get repaired and resume the fight! I sat in an A-10 cockpit several years ago. It was stripped of it's military avionics but still flyable. There is a static air show hereabouts at a small local airfield. No trick flying, just a lot of old military and other fixed wing aircraft.
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 25, 2009, 10:32:02 PM
Yes, the F-14 and all of it's variants was the carrier AND land based fighter and the A-6 Intruder was the slower carrier/land based fighter bomber since Vietnam. The F-14 replaced the F-4 and the F-18 replaced the F-14. The Tomcat is a monster campared to the relatively small F-16.
The A-10 Thunderbolt (Warthog) is a Marine Corp troop support hunter killer of armored vehicles. It proved itself several times over during the '91 gulf war and nearly got retired. It's proven itself once again to be a damn fine machine. The AF might fly them as well.
A 10 was strictly AF they had it for close air support of the Army (primarily tank busting ). But AF hates low and slow so they have TWICE retired the A 10 maybe they will actually be able to get rid of it some day, but it they don't replace it with some of similar or better capabilities we will be sorry.
It was designed to take massive damage and still get home, they can lose one engine pod and half the tail and still be controllable.
Post by: True_Texan on August 25, 2009, 10:39:16 PM
LANGUAGE WARNING!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: tombogan03884 on August 25, 2009, 10:51:12 PM
Did you check out Gore On - Toy making ?
Post by: Timothy on August 26, 2009, 01:18:45 AM
I stand corrected on the A-10. Could have sworn it was a Marine Aircraft. A little research proves me wrong!
Post by: blackwolfe on August 26, 2009, 01:46:25 AM
Tom,
I stand corrected on the A-10. Could have sworn it was a Marine Aircraft. A little research proves me wrong!
I thought I saw once on the history channel that at one time when the AF "retired" the A-10 the MArines said they wanted them. I also thought that they said they were flown by Marines to support Marines on the ground and that the Marine pilots had originally been ground troops because they knew first hand how important the air support was to their brothers on the ground. Maybe I am having a bout of CRS and have that confused with something else.
Post by: TAB on August 26, 2009, 05:37:39 AM
they designed and built the gun 1st, then designed the aircraft around it.
;D
Post by: jaybet on August 26, 2009, 06:58:58 AM
Post by: Pathfinder on August 26, 2009, 08:37:38 AM
It's my favorite plane... like a flying bulldozer.
with a huge freaking gun!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
Post by: GASPASSERDELUXE on August 26, 2009, 10:14:05 AM
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 26, 2009, 12:08:43 PM
I thought I saw once on the history channel that at one time when the AF "retired" the A-10 the MArines said they wanted them. I also thought that they said they were flown by Marines to support Marines on the ground and that the Marine pilots had originally been ground troops because they knew first hand how important the air support was to their brothers on the ground. Maybe I am having a bout of CRS and have that confused with something else.
The ones the Marines have is the AV 8 Harrier, everything in the Marine arsenal is capable of Carrier landings. As far as I know the A - 10 has never been qualified for them.
Blackwolfe is correct about the Marine Pilots being Infantrymen FIRST, THEN going through flight training.
Back in the "Old Corps", the Forward air controllers were TAD pilots, they could visualize what the pilots were seeing which made them better at directing air strikes.
Post by: Timothy on August 26, 2009, 12:46:05 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 26, 2009, 02:12:56 PM
Tom, whatever happened to the Osprey?
It got canceled because they had a rash of crashes either at the end of Clinton's term or very early in Bush's.
Post by: Pathfinder on August 26, 2009, 03:27:23 PM
It got canceled because they had a rash of crashes either at the end of Clinton's term or very early in Bush's.
Hate to correct you, but the Osprey (MV-22) entered service and is in Iraq as we "speak".
From (God, forgive me for quoting wiki) wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-22_Osprey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-22_Osprey)
"US operators
Marine Corps crew training on the Osprey has been conducted by VMMT-204 since March 2000. On 3 June 2005, the Marine Corps helicopter squadron Marine Medium Helicopter 263 (HMM-263), stood down to begin the process of transitioning to the MV-22 Osprey. On 8 December 2005, Lieutenant General Amos, commander of the II MEF, accepted the delivery of the first fleet of MV-22s, delivered to HMM-263. The unit reactivated on 3 March 2006 as the first MV-22 squadron and was redesignated VMM-263. On 31 August 2006, VMM-162 (the former HMM-162) followed suit.
The Air Force's first operational CV-22 Osprey was delivered to the 58th Special Operations Wing (58th SOW) at Kirtland Air Force Base, New Mexico on 20 March 2006. This and subsequent aircraft will become part of the 58th SOW's fleet of aircraft used for training pilots and crew members for special operations use.[32] On 16 November 2006, the Air Force officially accepted the CV-22 in a ceremony conducted at Hurlburt Field, Florida.[33]
A MV-22 of VMM-162 in Iraq, April 2008.
The Osprey entered operational service with the U.S. Marine Corps in 2007, in some cases replacing existing CH-46 Sea Knight squadrons.[34] On 23 March 2007, HMM-266 became Marine Medium Tiltrotor Squadron 266 (VMM-266) at Marine Corps Air Station New River, North Carolina.[35] On 13 April 2007, the U.S. Marine Corps announced that it would be sending ten V-22 aircraft to Iraq, the Osprey's first combat deployment. Marine Corps Commandant, General James Conway, indicated that over 150 Marines would accompany the Osprey set for September deployment to Al-Asad Airfield.[36][37]
On 10 July 2007 an MV-22 Osprey landed aboard the Royal Navy aircraft carrier, HMS Illustrious in the Atlantic Ocean. This marked the first time a V-22 had landed on any non-U.S. vessel.[38]
Crew members refuel an MV-22 before a night mission in central Iraq, February 2008.
On 17 September 2007, ten MV-22Bs of VMM-263 left for Iraq aboard the USS Wasp. The decision to use a ship rather than use the Osprey's self-deployment capability was made because of concerns over icing during the North Atlantic portion of the trip, lack of available KC-130s for mid-air refueling, and the availability of the USS Wasp.[39]
The Osprey has provided support in Iraq, racking up some 2000 flight hours over three months with a mission capable availability rate of 68.1% as of late-January 2008.[40] They are primarily used in Iraq's western Anbar province for routine cargo and troop movements, and also for riskier "aero-scout" missions. General David Petraeus, the top U.S. military commander in Iraq, used one to fly around Iraq on Christmas Day 2007 to visit troops.[41] Then-presidential candidate Barack Obama also flew in Ospreys during his high profile 2008 tour of Iraq.[42]
The only major problem has been obtaining the necessary spare parts to maintain the aircraft.[43] The V-22 had flown 3,000 sorties totaling 5,200 hours in Iraq as of July 2008.[44] USMC leadership expect to deploy MV-22s to Afghanistan in 2009.[43][45]
General George J. Trautman, III praised the increased range of the V-22 over the legacy helicopters in Iraq and said that "it turned his battle space from the size of Texas into the size of Rhode Island."[46]
The US Air Force's first operational deployment of the Osprey sent four CV-22s to Mali in November 2008 in support of Exercise Flintlock. The CV-22s flew nonstop from Hurlburt Field, Florida with in-flight refueling.[3] AFSOC declared that the 8th Special Operations Squadron reached Initial Operational Capability on 16 March 2009, with six of its planned nine CV-22s operational.[47]
Naval Air Systems Command has devised a temporary fix for sailors to place portable heat shields under Osprey engines to prevent damage to the decks of Navy amphibious ships, but they determined that a long term solution to the problem would require that these gators be redesigned with heat resistant deck coatings, passive thermal barriers and changes in ship structure in order to operate V-22s and F-35Bs.[48]
In June 2009, CV-22s of the 8th Special Operations Squadron delivered 43,000 pounds of humanitarian supplies to remote villages in Honduras that were not accessible by conventional vehicles.[49]
A Government Accountability Office study reported that by January 2009 the Marines had 12 MV-22s operating in Iraq and they managed to successfully complete all assigned missions. The same report found that the V-22 deployments had mission capable rates averaging 57% to 68% and an overall full mission capable rate of only 6%. It also stated that the aircraft had shown weakness in situational awareness, maintenance, shipboard operations and the ability to transport troops and external cargo.[50] That study also concluded that the "deployments confirmed that the V-22’s enhanced speed and range enable personnel and internal cargo to be transported faster and farther than is possible with the legacy helicopters it is replacing".[51]"
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 26, 2009, 05:00:13 PM
Found this also. Last I heard (years ago) they were all pulled out of service because of the Crashes.
http://hamptonroads.com/node/498873
Post by: Hazcat on August 26, 2009, 05:05:38 PM
Post by: Timothy on August 26, 2009, 05:07:14 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 26, 2009, 05:08:30 PM
In young Mr. Bogans defense, he doesn't own a TV!
Thanks for the defense Tim. ;D
Post by: Timothy on August 26, 2009, 05:25:16 PM
Thanks for the defense Tim. ;D
;)
Post by: TAB on August 27, 2009, 02:27:53 AM
:o
Post by: True_Texan on August 27, 2009, 05:10:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b36Yi-Pb1wM
:o
That gets a HOLY SH!T and a WTF!!!!!
Post by: philw on August 27, 2009, 06:29:12 AM
That gets a HOLY SH!T and a WTF!!!!!
and i bet you won't see one nut lance doing that hahah
Post by: TAB on August 27, 2009, 02:50:54 PM
and i bet you won't see one nut lance doing that hahah
thats how he became one nut... ;D
PS yes I know it was cancer.
Post by: m25operator on August 27, 2009, 09:57:38 PM
But the sisters, dude, kick ass and take names. That kind of talent is developed and worked hard for, Thanks.
Post by: Kid Shelleen on August 27, 2009, 10:17:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b36Yi-Pb1wMVery cool TAB. Where on earth did you find that. Great talent and training from the sisters. Makes me wish we saw more of that kind of competition and imagination in the good old U.S. of A.
:o
We waste too much time on video games and the boob tube.
Post by: bryand71 on August 28, 2009, 12:14:18 AM
Post by: TAB on August 28, 2009, 02:20:21 AM
Very cool TAB. Where on earth did you find that. Great talent and training from the sisters. Makes me wish we saw more of that kind of competition and imagination in the good old U.S. of A.
We waste too much time on video games and the boob tube.
it was posted on another forum I vist.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 28, 2009, 12:08:00 PM
"Sure Wish Somebody Would Invent Something To Keep The Sun Out Of My Eyes."
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/37438640.jpg)
Post by: Walter45Auto on August 29, 2009, 08:55:48 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 31, 2009, 06:08:12 PM
A lesson that should be taught in all schools and colleges.
Back in September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a social studies school teacher at Robinson High School in Little Rock, did something not to be forgotten.
On the first day of school, with the permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she removed all of the desks out of her classroom.
When the first period kids entered the room they discovered that there were no desks.
'Ms. Cothren, where are our desks?'
She replied, 'You can't have a desk until you tell me how you earn the right to sit at a desk.'
They thought, 'Well, maybe it's our grades.'
'No,' she said.
'Maybe it's our behavior.'
She told them, 'No, it's not even your behavior.'
And so, they came and went, the first period, second period, third period.
Still no desks in the classroom.
By early afternoon television news crews had started gathering in Ms. Cothren's classroom to report about this crazy teacher who had taken all the desks out of her room.
The final period of the day came and as the puzzled students found seats on the floor of the desk-less classroom, Martha Cothren said, 'Throughout the day no one has been able to tell me just what he/she has done to earn the right to sit at the desks that are ordinarily found in this classroom. Now I am going to tell you.'
At this point, Martha Cothren went over to the door of her classroom and opened it.
Twenty-seven (27) U.S. Veterans, all in uniforms, walked into that classroom, each one carrying a school desk the Vets began placing the school desks in rows, and then they would walk over and stand alongside the wall.
By the time the last soldier had set the final desk in place those kids started to understand, perhaps for the first time in their
lives, just how the right to sit at those desks had been earned..
Martha said, 'You didn't earn the right to sit at these desks. These Heroes did it for you. They placed the desks here for you.
Now, it's up to you to sit in them. It is your responsibility to learn, to be good students, to be good citizens. They paid the price so that you could have the freedom to get an education. Don't ever forget it.'
Please consider passing this along so others won't forget that the freedoms we have in this great country were earned by U. S.
Veterans.
Post by: Johnny Bravo on August 31, 2009, 06:17:10 PM
Post by: True_Texan on August 31, 2009, 06:34:25 PM
BEST Bull Riding EVER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5ZrTO7yRYI
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 31, 2009, 06:37:02 PM
After your post Peg, I am almost ashamed to post this video link after it... ALMOST ;D
BEST Bull Riding EVER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5ZrTO7yRYI
Funny stuff.....need a new keyboard.
Now that, my friend, made my day. ;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: jerry on August 31, 2009, 06:48:11 PM
Post by: shooter32 on September 01, 2009, 10:14:47 AM
>
>
>
> Monica Lewinsky turns 44. Can you
> believe it?
>
> It seems like only yesterday she was crawling
> around the White House
> on her hands and knees, putting everything in her
> mouth.......
> They grow up so fast, don't they?
Post by: Hazcat on September 01, 2009, 01:39:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYkpt1YEo8o&feature=PlayList&p=B865C6162B7C828C&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=51
:o
Post by: tt11758 on September 01, 2009, 05:37:37 PM
Russian Talent Show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYkpt1YEo8o&feature=PlayList&p=B865C6162B7C828C&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=51
:o
That'll leave a mark!!
Post by: bryand71 on September 01, 2009, 09:46:54 PM
Another contender for the Darwin Awards!!!!
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 01, 2009, 09:48:29 PM
Post by: bryand71 on September 01, 2009, 09:50:17 PM
Should've had the William Tell Overture playing in the background. ;)
I think "Benny Hill" would have been more appropriate.
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 01, 2009, 09:52:45 PM
I think "Benny Hill" would have been more appropriate.
That'd work. ;)
Post by: Bill Stryker on September 03, 2009, 09:16:29 PM
Subject: Important Women's Health Issue - not!
Important Women's Health Issue:
n Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
n Do you suffer from shyness?
n Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke
WARNINGS:
n The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
n The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
n The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
n The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.
Thank you.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 04, 2009, 12:20:59 AM
Post by: fightingquaker13 on September 04, 2009, 12:31:40 AM
Russian Talent ShowTell me again why I spent four years training to fight these people? Hell for a tenth of the amount of money we spent we could have bought their whole army bows and a bottle of vodka. ::)
:o
FQ13
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 04, 2009, 11:25:04 AM
It's only 38 million! :o
Check out this place!
http://www.showcasebyagent.com/sba/index.php?sbo=r0s0614
After you watch the video.. go into the website and look at the pictures and take the virtual tour of some of the rooms.
Way too big and way too much for me.. ( I want the little cabin that is shown in the video.... that is perfect and exactly my dream house) They can have all the other stuff.
It is beautiful though....
Post by: shooter32 on September 04, 2009, 11:32:26 AM
Put that cabin in the mountains and it would be perfect ;D
Post by: MikeBjerum on September 04, 2009, 11:33:25 AM
P.S.
I'd love to spend some time in that garage and "man cave" (any of the man cave's) as well!
Post by: Kid Shelleen on September 04, 2009, 12:27:22 PM
I'd feel guilty having so much when I could scale down and use the proceeds to help others. To use my wife's terminology; "It's to shi, shi, fu, fu."
It's not me, but that cabin is. :)
Post by: Kid Shelleen on September 04, 2009, 12:28:20 PM
Frostie is a 20-year-old Bare-Eyed Cockatoo, otherwise known as a Little CorellaLMAO about this bird. He truly dances, and better than I do.
Post by: shooter32 on September 04, 2009, 12:39:47 PM
LMAO about this bird. He truly dances, and better than I do.
white men can't dance :o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWxQCtwPqs0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCzqEsxnjFY
;D
Post by: Hazcat on September 04, 2009, 12:44:52 PM
I'll live in the horse stables and I want the orange Ford Scout. ;)
Post by: shooter32 on September 04, 2009, 12:46:06 PM
That's not a house it's a HOTEL!
I'll live in the horse stables and I want the orange Ford Scout. ;)
I'll take the blue bronco 8)
Post by: shooter32 on September 04, 2009, 01:00:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZNGPRX_W88&feature=related
Post by: Hazcat on September 04, 2009, 01:03:26 PM
Post by: Kid Shelleen on September 04, 2009, 01:05:58 PM
Dang Shooter, you know how much I like you but now my eyes are bleeding. LMAO!!!
white men can't dance :o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWxQCtwPqs0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCzqEsxnjFY
;D
Post by: shooter32 on September 04, 2009, 01:14:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR3lhrcOl2w&feature=related
Post by: MikeBjerum on September 04, 2009, 04:13:42 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 04, 2009, 05:02:13 PM
Posted by Orin Kerr:
Men's Cognitive Functioning May Temporarily Decline After Interaction with an Attractive Woman:
http://volokh.com/archives/archive_2009_08_30-2009_09_05.shtml#1252083598
From [1]The Telegraph:
[R]esearch shows men who spend even a few minutes in the company
of an attractive woman perform less well in tests designed to
measure brain function than those who chat to someone they do not
find attractive. Researchers who carried out the study, published
in the Journal of Experimental and Social Psychology, think the
reason may be that men use up so much of their brain function or
'cognitive resources' trying to impress beautiful women, they have
little left for other tasks.
. . . .
Each [male subjext] performed a standard memory test where they
had to observe a stream of letters and say, as fast as possible, if
each one was the same as the one before last.
The volunteers then spent seven minutes chatting to male or
female members of the research team before repeating the test.
The results showed men were slower and less accurate after trying
to impress the women. The more they fancied them, the worse their
score.
But when the task was repeated with a group of female volunteers,
they did not get the same results. Memory scores stayed the same,
whether they had chatted to a man or a woman.
References
1. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/6132718/Men-lose-their-minds-speaking-to-pretty-women.html
Post by: tt11758 on September 04, 2009, 05:15:42 PM
That's not a house it's a HOTEL!
I'll live in the horse stables and I want the orange Ford Scout. ;)
I don't know how to break this to you, Haz, but the orange one is an early-70's Chevy blazer with the hardtop removed.
Post by: long762range on September 04, 2009, 07:20:00 PM
:'(
Post by: Hazcat on September 04, 2009, 07:44:34 PM
Beautiful women have been known to make mestupidstupider too.
:'(
Had to correct for accuracy. ;)
;D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 05, 2009, 02:06:00 PM
I got a hoot out of it. !
Post by: Hazcat on September 05, 2009, 02:27:18 PM
;D
Post by: Pathfinder on September 06, 2009, 05:34:21 AM
OH! So that's why I've been divorced twice! Wish someone had told me this before!
;D
Slow learner, eh?
Post by: sledgemeister on September 06, 2009, 05:58:05 AM
Phil put this up on his facebook..
I got a hoot out of it. !
Have you been checking out his bathroom reno?
Ask him how hes going shaping the hebel bricks ;D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 06, 2009, 01:47:11 PM
Teresa
When I was little, my mom liked to make breakfast for dinner every now
and then.
And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after
a long, hard day at work.
On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage
and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad. I remember waiting to
see if anyone noticed! Yet all my dad did was reach for his biscuit,
smile at my mom and ask me how my day was at school. I don't remember
what I told him that night, but I do remember watching him smear butter
and jelly on that biscuit and eat every bite! When I got up from the
table that evening, I remember hearing my mom apologize to my dad for
burning the biscuits. And I'll never forget what he said: "Baby, I love
burned biscuits." Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and
I asked him if he really liked his biscuits burned.
He wrapped me in his arms and said, "Your Momma put in a hard day at
work today and she's real tired. And besides - a little burnt biscuit
never hurt anyone!"
You know, life is full of imperfect things.....and imperfect people.
I'm not the best housekeeper or cook. What I've learned over the years
is that learning to accept each other's faults- and choosing to
celebrate each other's differences- is one of the most important keys to
creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship.
And that's my prayer for you today. That you will learn to take the
good, the bad, and the ugly parts of your life and lay them at the feet
of God. Because in the end, He's the only One who will be able to give
you a relationship where a burnt biscuit isn't a deal-breaker! We could
extend this to any relationship in fact - as understanding is the base
of any relationship, be it a husband-wife or parent-child or friendship!
Author Unknown
"Don't put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket - keep
it in your own."
Post by: Johnny Bravo on September 06, 2009, 02:06:00 PM
I got this and thought it was worth putting on here.Thanks M'ette.....another good one.
Teresa
When I was little, my mom liked to make breakfast for dinner every now
and then.
And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after
a long, hard day at work.
On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage
and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad. I remember waiting to
see if anyone noticed! Yet all my dad did was reach for his biscuit,
smile at my mom and ask me how my day was at school. I don't remember
what I told him that night, but I do remember watching him smear butter
and jelly on that biscuit and eat every bite! When I got up from the
table that evening, I remember hearing my mom apologize to my dad for
burning the biscuits. And I'll never forget what he said: "Baby, I love
burned biscuits." Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and
I asked him if he really liked his biscuits burned.
He wrapped me in his arms and said, "Your Momma put in a hard day at
work today and she's real tired. And besides - a little burnt biscuit
never hurt anyone!"
You know, life is full of imperfect things.....and imperfect people.
I'm not the best housekeeper or cook. What I've learned over the years
is that learning to accept each other's faults- and choosing to
celebrate each other's differences- is one of the most important keys to
creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship.
And that's my prayer for you today. That you will learn to take the
good, the bad, and the ugly parts of your life and lay them at the feet
of God. Because in the end, He's the only One who will be able to give
you a relationship where a burnt biscuit isn't a deal-breaker! We could
extend this to any relationship in fact - as understanding is the base
of any relationship, be it a husband-wife or parent-child or friendship!
Author Unknown
"Don't put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket - keep
it in your own."
Post by: Kid Shelleen on September 08, 2009, 03:27:45 PM
I got this and thought it was worth putting on here.You are the coolest lady. Some of your posts.......................Thanks!!!
Teresa
When I was little, my mom liked to make breakfast for dinner every now
and then.
And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after
a long, hard day at work.
On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage
and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad. I remember waiting to
see if anyone noticed! Yet all my dad did was reach for his biscuit,
smile at my mom and ask me how my day was at school. I don't remember
what I told him that night, but I do remember watching him smear butter
and jelly on that biscuit and eat every bite! When I got up from the
table that evening, I remember hearing my mom apologize to my dad for
burning the biscuits. And I'll never forget what he said: "Baby, I love
burned biscuits." Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and
I asked him if he really liked his biscuits burned.
He wrapped me in his arms and said, "Your Momma put in a hard day at
work today and she's real tired. And besides - a little burnt biscuit
never hurt anyone!"
You know, life is full of imperfect things.....and imperfect people.
I'm not the best housekeeper or cook. What I've learned over the years
is that learning to accept each other's faults- and choosing to
celebrate each other's differences- is one of the most important keys to
creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship.
And that's my prayer for you today. That you will learn to take the
good, the bad, and the ugly parts of your life and lay them at the feet
of God. Because in the end, He's the only One who will be able to give
you a relationship where a burnt biscuit isn't a deal-breaker! We could
extend this to any relationship in fact - as understanding is the base
of any relationship, be it a husband-wife or parent-child or friendship!
Author Unknown
"Don't put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket - keep
it in your own."
I am very happily and very luckily married to a wonderful lady (Johnny Bravos sister) but we need a clone of you (or a sister) for him. You rock!!!
Post by: red364 on September 08, 2009, 05:12:32 PM
Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 FM in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.
Hi Sue,
Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.
Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all
Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job.
As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool.
So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature.
It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose.
Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints.
What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water.. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. With in a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened.
The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.
When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt.
I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.
Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling 35 minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression.
When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.
The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.
So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.
Now repeat to yourself, 'I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.'
Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day?
May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!!!
Pass this on to all your friends, just in case they're having a bad day!!!
Post by: tt11758 on September 08, 2009, 05:47:40 PM
OH! So that's why I've been divorced twice! Wish someone had told me this before!
;D
The reason you've been divorced twice is that you never married a THIRD time. ;D
Post by: m25operator on September 08, 2009, 09:11:51 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 08, 2009, 09:33:10 PM
I am very happily and very luckily married to a wonderful lady (Johnny Bravos sister) but we need a clone of you (or a sister) for him. You rock!!!
Johhny Bravo........... "Honey.. if we can find a way to ditch old Marshal... we 'll give it a shot.. but hell.. I've tried losing him a time or two and he always finds his way home back to me.. ***pssstt Johhny~~If my shade is pulled down then the coast is clear... If my shade is..................well you know.............. ;)
I'm just kidding........... really I am.. I love Marshal.... and I've never ever tried to leave him someplace..
Really I haven't...
Really..............................................
No I mean it.. I really haven't...
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/MPj040018100001.jpg)
Post by: Johnny Bravo on September 08, 2009, 09:49:44 PM
Johhny Bravo........... "Honey.. if we can find a way to ditch old Marshal... we 'll give it a shot.. but hell.. I've tried losing him a time or two and he always finds his way home back to me.. ***pssstt Johhny~~If my shade is pulled down then the coast is clear... If my shade is..................well you know.............. ;)
I'm just kidding........... really I am.. I love Marshal.... and I've never ever tried to leave him someplace..
Really I haven't...
Really..............................................
No I mean it.. I really haven't...
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/MPj040018100001.jpg)
LMAO M'ette. You kill me. Marshal iis a very lucky man. Sounds like you make a great couple.
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac157/johnnybravo7/thArtificialTurf.png)
Post by: red364 on September 09, 2009, 04:45:44 PM
When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'
[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]
Try this out:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy
and go to the thermometer section and
purchase a rectal thermometer made
by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors,
draw the curtains and disconnect the phone
so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at
Johnson & Johnson.'
HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
...Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...
Then you are just an old sour fart;
Maybe you should go and work for Johnson & Johnson!!!!!
Post by: tt11758 on September 09, 2009, 05:00:21 PM
Hate your job??............Guess mine isn't so bad :)
When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'
[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]
Try this out:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy
and go to the thermometer section and
purchase a rectal thermometer made
by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors,
draw the curtains and disconnect the phone
so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at
Johnson & Johnson.'
HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
...Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...
Then you are just an old sour fart;
Maybe you should go and work for Johnson & Johnson!!!!!
Hate your job? There's a support group for that. It's called "Everybody", and it meets at the bar!! ;D
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 09, 2009, 06:12:08 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 10, 2009, 06:31:20 PM
Post by: Johnny Bravo on September 10, 2009, 06:43:52 PM
You thought you hated your job............
Good one Peg! ;D ;D ;D
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 11, 2009, 01:49:24 PM
"Why Men Love Crazy Men":
http://volokh.com/archives/archive_2009_09_06-2009_09_12.shtml#1252690592
[1]Ami Angelowicz (The Frisky) theorizes on this. I'm not sure whether
she's right, but it struck me as amusingly put, especially as to item
2. Then there's always the "crazy enough to sleep with me" option.
Thanks to [2]InstaPundit for the pointer.
References
1. http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-5-theories-about-why-guys-love-crazy-girls/
2. http://instapundit.com/
From the article ;
1. Men love to be heroes. They love to “fix” things. It makes them feel needed, important, and feeds the male ego. Who makes a better damsel in distress than a poor, defenseless lunachic? Note to guys: a woman is not like a house. Fixer-uppers do not usually turn out to be a wise investment. If you need to fix something, there are plenty of us normal single girls out there who need some light bulbs changed.
2. If she’s crazy day to day, chances are she’s crazy in the sack. But men don’t really care about sex that much, do they? Wait … I think they might.
3. He has mommy issues. If a guy had a dysfunctional mother (or primary family member) he may not actually be aware that his lady’s behavior is NOT normal. There’s no shame in going to therapy and working that stuff out.
4. Need to figure out your future career? Money troubles? Feeling anxious or depressed? Having a GF with problems much worse than your own is a wonderful distraction. Warning: she will only make your problems worse.
5. He is not ready for a real intimate and committed relationship, and we all pick the wrong kind of person when we’re not ready. As soon as he envisions a lifetime of cracked-out antics, chances are he’ll be on the road to Mrs. Rightville, ASAP.
Post by: blackwolfe on September 11, 2009, 05:14:16 PM
Posted by Eugene Volokh:
"Why Men Love Crazy Men":
http://volokh.com/archives/archive_2009_09_06-2009_09_12.shtml#1252690592
[1]Ami Angelowicz (The Frisky) theorizes on this. I'm not sure whether
she's right, but it struck me as amusingly put, especially as to item
2. Then there's always the "crazy enough to sleep with me" option.
Thanks to [2]InstaPundit for the pointer.
References
1. http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-5-theories-about-why-guys-love-crazy-girls/
2. http://instapundit.com/
From the article ;
1. Men love to be heroes. They love to “fix” things. It makes them feel needed, important, and feeds the male ego. Who makes a better damsel in distress than a poor, defenseless lunachic? Note to guys: a woman is not like a house. Fixer-uppers do not usually turn out to be a wise investment. If you need to fix something, there are plenty of us normal single girls out there who need some light bulbs changed.
2. If she’s crazy day to day, chances are she’s crazy in the sack. But men don’t really care about sex that much, do they? Wait … I think they might.
3. He has mommy issues. If a guy had a dysfunctional mother (or primary family member) he may not actually be aware that his lady’s behavior is NOT normal. There’s no shame in going to therapy and working that stuff out.
4. Need to figure out your future career? Money troubles? Feeling anxious or depressed? Having a GF with problems much worse than your own is a wonderful distraction. Warning: she will only make your problems worse.
5. He is not ready for a real intimate and committed relationship, and we all pick the wrong kind of person when we’re not ready. As soon as he envisions a lifetime of cracked-out antics, chances are he’ll be on the road to Mrs. Rightville, ASAP.
Reminds me of three rules I read in a book some place once upon a time.
1. Never eat at a place called Mom's
2. Never play poker witha guy named Doc
3. and never sleep with someone with more problems than you.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 11, 2009, 07:48:03 PM
Try the Bubba Test:
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 11, 2009, 09:17:57 PM
As good as the Trunk Monkey ;D
Post by: bryand71 on September 14, 2009, 10:30:46 PM
As good as the Trunk Monkey ;D
Trunk Monkeys ROCK!
Post by: shooter32 on September 16, 2009, 11:30:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnWYPMKRZhw
Post by: Hazcat on September 16, 2009, 11:34:29 AM
Inspector Gadget..Theme on beer bottles.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnWYPMKRZhw
GREAT!
Post by: cooptire on September 17, 2009, 09:34:34 AM
Thinking of buying a boat? need a way to test it??
Try the Bubba Test:
OMG! I have a best friend who owns that exact model of Triumph! I can't wait to send that to him. ;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 17, 2009, 12:22:27 PM
Post by: shooter32 on September 18, 2009, 09:07:41 AM
Christmas is coming and thought you guys might want to get one for your significant other! ;D
:o :o
corner time
Post by: ellis4538 on September 18, 2009, 11:15:58 AM
Richard
Post by: Ichiban on September 18, 2009, 12:18:12 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 18, 2009, 01:28:49 PM
Not exactly what you'd think
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 18, 2009, 01:57:20 PM
Can You Spot The Deer Hunter?
http://www.optifade.com/resources/optifade/static_documents/flash/spot-the-hunter/sth.html
Post by: david86440 on September 18, 2009, 03:54:39 PM
Spot the hunter
Can You Spot The Deer Hunter?
http://www.optifade.com/resources/optifade/static_documents/flash/spot-the-hunter/sth.html
i ran out of time at 16, no way could I ever make 30....
Post by: shooter32 on September 18, 2009, 03:59:37 PM
Spot the hunter
Can You Spot The Deer Hunter?
http://www.optifade.com/resources/optifade/static_documents/flash/spot-the-hunter/sth.html
20 out of 30 >:(
Post by: Hazcat on September 18, 2009, 04:00:41 PM
Post by: david86440 on September 18, 2009, 06:03:10 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 18, 2009, 07:42:28 PM
Post by: 1911 Junkie on September 18, 2009, 10:21:01 PM
It's good to have young eyes. ;)
Post by: david86440 on September 18, 2009, 10:24:09 PM
21
It's good to have young eyes. ;)
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 20, 2009, 08:54:21 PM
"The Proposal"
When a company falls on difficult times, one of the things that seems to happen is they reduce their staff and workers. The remaining workers must find ways to continue to do a good job or risk that their job would be eliminated as well.
Wall street, and the media normally congratulate the CEO for making this type of "tough decision", and his board of directors gives him a big bonus.
Our government should not be immune from similar risks.
Therefore:
Reduce the House of Representatives from the current 435 members to 218 members.
Reduce Senate members from 100 to 50 (one per State). Then, reduce their staff by 25%.
Accomplish this over the next 8 years (two steps/two elections) and of course this would require some redistricting.
Some Yearly Monetary Gains Include:
$44,108,400 for elimination of base pay for congress. (267 members X $165,200 pay/member/ yr.)
$97,175,000 for elimination of their staff. (estimate $1.3 Million in staff per each member of the House, and $3 Million in staff per each member of the Senate every year)
$240,294 for the reduction in remaining staff by 25%.
$7,500,000,000 reduction in pork barrel ear-marks each year. (those members whose jobs are gone. Current estimates for total government pork earmarks are at $15 Billion/yr).
The remaining representatives would need to work smarter and improve efficiencies.. It might even be in their best interests to work together for the good of our country!
We may also expect that smaller committees might lead to a more efficient resolution of issues as well. It might even be easier to keep track of what your representative is doing.
Congress has more tools available to do their jobs than it had back in 1911 when the current number of representatives was established. (telephone, computers, cell phones to name a few)
Note:
Congress did not hesitate to head home when it was a holiday, when the nation needed a real fix to the economic problems. Also, we had 3 senators that were not doing their jobs for the 18+ months (on the campaign trail) and still they all have accepted full pay. These facts alone support a reduction in senators & congress.
Summary of opportunity:
$44,108,400 reduction of congress members.
$282,100, 000 for elimination of the reduced house member staff.
$150,000,000 for elimination of reduced senate member staff.
$59,675,000 for 25% reduction of staff for remaining house members.
$37,500,000 for 25% reduction of staff for remaining senate members.
$7,500,000,000 reduction in pork added to bills by the reduction of congress members.
$8,073,383,400 per year, estimated total savings.
(that's 8-BILLION just to start!)
Big business does these types of cuts all the time.
Post by: Hazcat on September 20, 2009, 09:07:49 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 20, 2009, 09:29:46 PM
Reduce the House of Representatives from the current 435 members to 218 members.
Constitutionally set based on population
Reduce Senate members from 100 to 50 (one per State).
Also set by the Constitution
Then, reduce their staff by 25%.
Make up for the others by a 75% cut in staff and a Constitutional requirement that the elected official himself has to read EVERY bill he votes on, not just the Cliff Notes.
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 20, 2009, 09:50:37 PM
Therefore:
Reduce the House of Representatives from the current 435 members to 218 members.
Constitutionally set based on population
Reduce Senate members from 100 to 50 (one per State).
Also set by the Constitution
Then, reduce their staff by 25%.
Make up for the others by a 75% cut in staff and a Constitutional requirement that the elected official himself has to read EVERY bill he votes on, not just the Cliff Notes.
Hey, a Constitutional Amendment works for me........ ;D
Post by: bryand71 on September 20, 2009, 11:17:11 PM
Repeal the 17th Amendment! Make the Senators represent the States and be chosen by the State Legislature! We The People would have a much larger voice if the Senators were chosen by the Representatives that WE elect.
At least that is how it was intended to work. Too bad the general public allow the Congress to screw that one up. :-[
Post by: MikeBjerum on September 21, 2009, 01:07:38 PM
This morning I was listenting to a commentator, and he quoted a manufaturing executive (I appologize, but I turned the show on in the middle, and did not catch the commentator's name or the exec. he refered to (I'm still driving this Ohio car, and one of their presets matches a local station I don't usually listen to)). This executive, not lobbiest or staffer but executive, complained about special interests, including himself, being "thick as thieves" at the Capital. He said that on his last visit he couldn't walk fifteen feet without running into another executive or company representative at any time and that lobbiests were even more numerous.
Who is running this country? Is it the legislators, the lobbiests, the staffers, or the actual special intersts?
Post by: shooter32 on September 21, 2009, 01:11:11 PM
How about if we keep the representation but cut the staff to bare minimum? Eliminate the complexity of governement and bills that requires a hundered plus staffers to accomplish this crap? Treat the position like it was intended?
Now that just makes way to much sense!!
+10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 21, 2009, 01:13:52 PM
How about if we keep the representation but cut the staff to bare minimum? Eliminate the complexity of governement and bills that requires a hundered plus staffers to accomplish this crap? Treat the position like it was intended?
This morning I was listenting to a commentator, and he quoted a manufaturing executive (I appologize, but I turned the show on in the middle, and did not catch the commentator's name or the exec. he refered to (I'm still driving this Ohio car, and one of their presets matches a local station I don't usually listen to)). This executive, not lobbiest or staffer but executive, complained about special interests, including himself, being "thick as thieves" at the Capital. He said that on his last visit he couldn't walk fifteen feet without running into another executive or company representative at any time and that lobbiests were even more numerous.
Who is running this country? Is it the legislators, the lobbiests, the staffers, or the actual special intersts?
the lobbiests, the staffers, and George Soros
Post by: MikeBjerum on September 21, 2009, 01:15:34 PM
the lobbiests, the staffers,orandthe actual special intersts
Took the liberty of correcting your post. You were being to exclusive for our politically correct crowd on here ;)
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 21, 2009, 01:20:33 PM
Took the liberty of correcting your post. You were being to exclusive for our politically correct crowd on here ;)
MOST members here react to "political correctness" the way bare foot people react to cow pies.
http://www.pjtv.com/video/Afterburner_with_Bill_Whittle/MSNBC_%26_The_Great_Liberal_Narrative%3A_The_Truth_About_The_Tyranny_of_Political_Correctness/2343/
Post by: ericire12 on September 21, 2009, 01:20:57 PM
*I think you could make the case that a politician taking bribes and kickbacks is treason..... Tom, can you tell us all how treason is to be punished ??? ;)
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 21, 2009, 01:35:27 PM
Post by: MikeBjerum on September 21, 2009, 01:58:09 PM
It is not the proper use of lobbying that I am against. It is what has become of it. The system is broken. Everything has gotten so complex and complicated that the real needs aren't being met, and time and money is being wasted trying to "make friends."
The key part is taking it all the way back to what it was meant to be.
Post by: Pathfinder on September 21, 2009, 02:37:54 PM
8)
Post by: ericire12 on September 21, 2009, 02:40:11 PM
eric,
It is not the proper use of lobbying that I am against. It is what has become of it. The system is broken. Everything has gotten so complex and complicated that the real needs aren't being met, and time and money is being wasted trying to "make friends."
The key part is taking it all the way back to what it was meant to be.
Bullseye!
The problem, as I see it, is career politicians that care only about two things:
1.Their own careers
2. Lining their pockets
*Did anyone see "Whats in the best interest of the country" anywhere on that list?
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 23, 2009, 10:28:19 PM
This is a keeper....
WET PANTS
Come with me to a third grade classroom......
There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet.
He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened.
It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it.
When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives........
The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays this prayer, 'Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I'm dead meat.'
He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered.
As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water.
Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap.
The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to himself, 'Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!'
Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy.
The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts to put on while his pants dry out.
All the other children are on their hands and knees cleaning up around his desk.
The sympathy is wonderful.
But as life would have it, the ridicule that should have been his has been transferred to someone else - Susie.
She tries to help, but they tell her to get out, 'You've done enough, you klutz!'.
Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers, 'You did that on purpose, didn't you?'
Susie whispers back, 'I wet my pants once too..'
May God help us see the opportunities that are always around us to do good...
Post by: Hazcat on September 24, 2009, 11:46:06 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFtc_rpg-Wg
6 minutes of way cool!
Post by: shooter32 on September 24, 2009, 11:59:05 AM
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Post by: shooter32 on September 24, 2009, 12:55:47 PM
Funny even if it's staged ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WATrM9GSzyE&feature=related
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 29, 2009, 01:51:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOwDAet77qk
Post by: Johnny Bravo on September 29, 2009, 04:58:32 PM
Duck....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOwDAet77qk
Thanks Peg.........I think I just crapped my pants.
Post by: MikeBjerum on September 29, 2009, 05:46:28 PM
Thanks Peg.........I think I just crapped my pants.
Johnny ... you are in that elite club where you are thanking Peg for a "reason" you crapped your pants ;) That video sounds better than saying it was a shart.
Post by: Johnny Bravo on September 29, 2009, 06:06:59 PM
Johnny ... you are in that elite club where you are thanking Peg for a "reason" you crapped your pants ;) That video sounds better than saying it was a shart.
Yep ;D ;D ;D
Post by: brosometal on September 30, 2009, 06:45:08 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 30, 2009, 06:49:09 PM
Shart? Someone bet on a fart and lose?
Not if they are SUPPOSED to have lumps. ;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 30, 2009, 10:37:43 PM
Not if they are SUPPOSED to have lumps. ;D
Just say NO to ass-gravy. :o :-X :-X :-X
(http://www.smileyx.com/smilies/fighting0024.gif)
Post by: cooptire on October 01, 2009, 10:55:05 AM
This is the wonderful Top secret drum corps from Basel Switzerland. This is their new show that was performed at the Basel tattoo this year, enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFtc_rpg-Wg
6 minutes of way cool!
Haz, WAY cool. Having spent a few formative years in various drum lines, I LOVE A GOOD LINE FEATURE! These guys are COOL!
Thanks ;D ;D
Post by: Hazcat on October 01, 2009, 11:06:30 AM
Post by: brosometal on October 01, 2009, 01:03:42 PM
Just say NO to ass-gravy. :o :-X :-X :-X
(http://www.smileyx.com/smilies/fighting0024.gif)
That smiley is just... I'm not sure, but it just doesn't feel right.
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 02, 2009, 05:55:22 PM
That smiley is just... I'm not sure, but it just doesn't feel right.
It is a little 'disturbing' if you watch it too long........ ;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 02, 2009, 05:56:48 PM
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 04, 2009, 11:51:11 AM
Every year before going I need to research and get my info together. Many tell me I should save it all from year to year, but I find that through research I learn something new every year, and I find something new to share each year.
One thing I use every year is Red Skelton's Pledge ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZBTyTWOZCM&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZBTyTWOZCM&feature=related)
Like I said before, every time I look for these items I find lots of other stuff ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fuzLTrwVbc&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fuzLTrwVbc&feature=related)
I won't post everything I've found the last couple days, but I'm sure many of you do the same thing I do with these sites and searches - surf from one to the next until the day is gone.
I hope you enjoy and find something new or a new way of viewing things!
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 04, 2009, 11:53:39 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BupDoxw8r-8&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BupDoxw8r-8&feature=related)
;D
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 04, 2009, 01:31:19 PM
Actually Gen. Butterfield wrote the tune as a "lullaby" for his troops each night. but due to the savagry of the battles they participated in in quickly came to be a reminder of those who were sleeping forever.
Gen. Dan Butterfield rewrote much of the book of US Army bugle calls, including adding a signature flourish attached to each Brigade so that units would know if a call was directed at them or not.
Post by: Walter45Auto on October 04, 2009, 02:04:32 PM
Speaking of finding something new, hears one I've never seen before ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BupDoxw8r-8&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BupDoxw8r-8&feature=related)
;D
I like that one!!! ;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 05, 2009, 11:16:31 AM
Post by: Timothy on October 05, 2009, 11:18:36 AM
Going 'green' has it's weak points......... I guess.
It saves on the cost of a casket though!
;)
Post by: tt11758 on October 05, 2009, 11:20:25 AM
Going 'green' has it's weak points......... I guess.
That'll leave a mark.
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 05, 2009, 11:24:58 AM
That'll leave a mark.
Especially of the 'skid' variety.
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 15, 2009, 06:52:33 PM
These kids, The Kings Firecrackers entertained during half-time at an Army/Navy Basketball Game in Ohio. They are absolutely amazing. Can you imagine the work it took to learn these routines and then execute them? Is is outstanding!
Post by: brosometal on October 15, 2009, 08:27:07 PM
Got this in an email today....these kids are good....they really get going around the 4:00 mark.......
These kids, The Kings Firecrackers entertained during half-time at an Army/Navy Basketball Game in Ohio. They are absolutely amazing. Can you imagine the work it took to learn these routines and then execute them? Is is outstanding!
That was just a little bit of awesome right there.
Post by: m25operator on October 15, 2009, 09:07:56 PM
THANKS AS USUAL. ;D
Post by: bryand71 on October 16, 2009, 11:38:45 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 18, 2009, 05:08:57 PM
Post by: Big Frank on October 18, 2009, 05:22:36 PM
Post by: Pathfinder on October 18, 2009, 06:56:21 PM
Once again the female does all the talking. :)
+100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
;D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 18, 2009, 07:26:52 PM
Post by: bryand71 on October 18, 2009, 07:45:27 PM
Ohhh whatever!!!!you both can blow it out your ass.......... :P
lol, make a RUN to the CORNER!! ;D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 18, 2009, 10:50:22 PM
Post by: Johnny Bravo on October 18, 2009, 11:04:38 PM
I thought you would be in a better mood since it's getting close to Haloween?
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac157/johnnybravo7/smileys/wit33.gif)
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 18, 2009, 11:08:09 PM
( wonder how many Obama for Pres t-shirts he has.. LOL)
Why Johhny darlin.... That IS my good mood.. LOL
but you're right .. Halloween is close.
((news leak... " i think".......marshal is going to be a gorilla.. and I'm gonna be an old woman.. ((Any cracks on if I am going to wear a mask and I'll ban you forever from here) ;D
Post by: fightingquaker13 on October 18, 2009, 11:19:20 PM
FQ13 Who is wondering why they didn't have the "Mission Impossible" theme playing in the background. ROFL
Post by: Johnny Bravo on October 18, 2009, 11:29:45 PM
M'ette.......about your costume. Just wear something low cut and they will never notice anything else. I hope y'all get back from Ca soon. It's nice to travel but it's always good to get home.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 19, 2009, 12:34:07 PM
He can do nearly any Hollywood star you can think of. He does every U.S. president from Kennedy to Bush. Though he’s from Canada, he has become an American comedy icon. And he has just celebrated his 70th birthday.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 19, 2009, 10:15:37 PM
ant colony...
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 19, 2009, 10:47:08 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 19, 2009, 11:12:39 PM
Fireman vs Policeman
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 19, 2009, 11:12:57 PM
;D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 20, 2009, 12:54:48 AM
Post by: Pathfinder on October 20, 2009, 05:26:57 AM
They can run... but they can't hide...(http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/bullwhip.gif)
I just knew she would bring out the whip!!!
Sorry, not into that, dom here . . . ;D
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 20, 2009, 06:47:05 PM
Actually it is an appropriate lesson for those fools who think they don't need a gun because they have cops.
Post by: Johnny Bravo on October 20, 2009, 06:57:44 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 20, 2009, 08:44:59 PM
That Todd Conner guy is in dire need of an old fashioned ass whoopin!!
Why ? I laughed my self sick . While I regret that the lady was injured (if she was ) She DESERVED to be dropped on her head .
How long did her parents spend teaching her things like don't take candy from strangers , don't take rides from strangers, etc etc etc..
Yet this dummy throws herself off a ladder because some STRANGER "promised" to catch her ?
I'll catch you.
The checks in the mail
I won't cxx in your moxxx .
Post by: Big Frank on October 20, 2009, 08:48:18 PM
Why ? I laughed my self sick . While I regret that the lady was injured (if she was ) She DESERVED to be dropped on her head .
How long did her parents spend teaching her things like don't take candy from strangers , don't take rides from strangers, etc etc etc..
Yet this dummy throws herself off a ladder because some STRANGER "promised" to catch her ?
I'll catch you.
The checks in the mail
I won't cxx in your moxxx .
And let's not forget "I love you". ;D
Post by: Hazcat on October 20, 2009, 08:50:24 PM
I'll call you.
......
Post by: ellis4538 on October 20, 2009, 08:55:29 PM
Richard
Post by: Hazcat on October 20, 2009, 09:02:33 PM
HAZ, you forgot "The Checks in the Mail!"
Richard
Tom posted it. ;)
Post by: Timothy on October 20, 2009, 09:06:12 PM
A personal fav.....
Post by: Bill Stryker on October 21, 2009, 10:19:38 PM
. Well, that's just wrong.
Hitler at least got the Olympics for Berlin in 1936.
Post by: tt11758 on October 22, 2009, 05:55:27 PM
I'll respect you in the morning.I'm from the government, I'm here to help you.
I'll call you.
......
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 22, 2009, 10:13:18 PM
I'm from the government, I'm here to help you.
I may use that line the next time I'm in a whore house. It'll be appropriate there. ;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 28, 2009, 11:48:21 AM
;D
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 30, 2009, 08:23:05 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 30, 2009, 08:23:40 PM
Post by: twyacht on October 30, 2009, 08:29:49 PM
Thanks.
Post by: twyacht on October 30, 2009, 08:38:00 PM
Life is like a box of chocolates,.... ::)
Post by: fightingquaker13 on October 30, 2009, 09:01:04 PM
FQ13
Post by: m25operator on October 30, 2009, 09:08:29 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 30, 2009, 09:08:34 PM
This was always my favorite from Toto ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PlsNigNUgw
Post by: twyacht on October 30, 2009, 09:10:41 PM
Post by: m25operator on October 30, 2009, 09:17:59 PM
If any of you mention Asia or Air Supply, your fired,... ;)
Good one TW, Thanks Don again, your going for the trifecta. More comments after watching the next vid.
Post by: m25operator on October 30, 2009, 09:25:12 PM
Thanks, wife and I enjoyed very much.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 01, 2009, 10:41:12 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 01, 2009, 10:51:19 PM
Post by: Big Frank on November 01, 2009, 10:59:00 PM
Post by: TAB on November 03, 2009, 02:27:17 PM
(http://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/random-funny-goofball-9.jpg)
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 03, 2009, 02:29:41 PM
Post by: TAB on November 03, 2009, 02:35:11 PM
She better be able to suck start a Harley.
more like a 747.
for thsoe that don't know, when cold 747s have to be started with a huffer, its basicly a large vane style compressor mounted on a truck.
Post by: philw on November 06, 2009, 05:07:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3pz2VgIM7E
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 08, 2009, 07:39:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--K3X6rptE4
Post by: Jackel on November 08, 2009, 07:43:10 PM
Protect your toodles, boys........... Granny's huntin' birds on full auto again............ :o :o :o ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--K3X6rptE4
"if he draws on me again, im gonna shoot him in his toodles." :D classic
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 09, 2009, 07:23:03 PM
Post by: Jackel on November 09, 2009, 07:24:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OTVqVzAvig
that might sting
Post by: deepwater on November 10, 2009, 06:24:13 AM
oops.... just saw the navy ship. haven't seen the container ship yet though.
I'll post a couple of pics of the navy ship later (Just took the pics on the way ashore).
Post by: Ichiban on November 10, 2009, 09:25:20 AM
In a previous lifetime I saw the damage when an aircraft carrier (USS Ranger) managed to collide with a cargo ship. That cost me back to back Indian Ocean cruises and, I suspect, the captain his career. They ended up dry-docking in Japan where they cut the whole bow off and replaced it. It was quiet the engineering feet.
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 10, 2009, 02:40:01 PM
Then of course there are Mr. Murphy and the fact that no matter how advanced the technology sh!t will continue to happen.
Post by: shooter32 on November 11, 2009, 12:31:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRRkJ95RxIo
;D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 19, 2009, 11:06:32 PM
Experts claim serious side effects of flu shots amount to about one in a million - well this is what that one in a million looks like. This has freaked me out enough to bypass flu shots in the future. But what do I know - to each their own. A 25 year old woman in Ashburn, Virginia has come down with a severe debilitating neurological disorder days after receiving a seasonal flu vaccination.
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 19, 2009, 11:10:31 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 20, 2009, 11:28:29 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On6M8IC1K-Q
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 21, 2009, 06:07:39 PM
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 21, 2009, 07:56:07 PM
http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/077/2/e/Animator_vs__Animation_by_alanbecker.swf
Good one! I love it!
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 21, 2009, 10:47:10 PM
Good one! I love it!
As an ex Auto-CAD man, I thought it was cool. ;)
Post by: bryand71 on November 22, 2009, 10:57:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTs6a0ORdQU
Pass it on, turn up the volume to rock out with this tune!
Post by: bulldog75 on November 22, 2009, 11:41:37 PM
Post by: Bill Stryker on November 23, 2009, 09:13:30 AM
Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican Party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes.
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I am still glad I'm an American.
I am glad that I am free.
But I often wish I were a dog...
And Obama was a tree.
Post by: Johnny Bravo on November 23, 2009, 05:36:17 PM
One day , the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.
They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.
On their return from their trip , the father asked his son , "How was the trip?"
"It was great , Dad."
"Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked.
"Oh yeah , " said the son.
"So , tell me , what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father.
The son answered:
"I saw that we have one dog and they had four.
We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end.
We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night.
Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.
We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.
We have servants who serve us , but they serve others.
We buy our food , but they grow theirs.
We have walls around our property to protect us , they have friends to protect them."
The boy's father was speechless.
Then his son added , "Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are."
Isn't perspective a wonderful thing? Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have.
Appreciate every single thing you have , especially your friends!
Pass this on to friends and acquaintances and help them refresh their perspective and appreciation.
"Life is too short and friends are too few.."
"Happy Thanksgiving"
JB
Post by: shooter32 on December 01, 2009, 11:28:53 AM
OH HELL YEAH!
Love This Comeback !!!!!
One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him and his troops everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands and thank them for being willing to serve and fight for not only our own freedoms, but so that others may have them also.
But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha.
He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the U.S. flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly, 'Yes, I always wear it and probably always will.'
The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi.
A gentleman standing behind my son stepped forward. Putting his arm around my son's shoulders and nodding towards my son, he said in a calm and gentle voice to the Iraqi woman: 'Lady, hundreds of thousands of men and women like this young man have fought and died so that YOU could stand here, in MY country and accuse a check-out cashier of bombing YOUR countrymen. It is my belief that had you been this outspoken in YOUR own country, we wouldn't need to be there today. But, hey, if you have now learned how to speak out so loudly and clearly, I'll gladly buy you a ticket and pay your way back to Iraq so you can straighten out the mess in YOUR country that you are obviously here in MY country to avoid. Everyone within hearing distance cheered!
Post by: MikeBjerum on December 01, 2009, 11:33:03 AM
OH HELL YEAH!
Love This Comeback !!!!!
One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him and his troops everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands and thank them for being willing to serve and fight for not only our own freedoms, but so that others may have them also.
But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha.
He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the U.S. flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly, 'Yes, I always wear it and probably always will.'
The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi.
A gentleman standing behind my son stepped forward. Putting his arm around my son's shoulders and nodding towards my son, he said in a calm and gentle voice to the Iraqi woman: 'Lady, hundreds of thousands of men and women like this young man have fought and died so that YOU could stand here, in MY country and accuse a check-out cashier of bombing YOUR countrymen. It is my belief that had you been this outspoken in YOUR own country, we wouldn't need to be there today. But, hey, if you have now learned how to speak out so loudly and clearly, I'll gladly buy you a ticket and pay your way back to Iraq so you can straighten out the mess in YOUR country that you are obviously here in MY country to avoid. Everyone within hearing distance cheered!
Could just as well have been many of our own that have forgotten that freedom isn't free, and that we aren't there because we want to be.
Post by: bryand71 on December 01, 2009, 01:18:30 PM
OH HELL YEAH!
Love This Comeback !!!!!
One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him and his troops everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands and thank them for being willing to serve and fight for not only our own freedoms, but so that others may have them also.
But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha.
He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the U.S. flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly, 'Yes, I always wear it and probably always will.'
The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi.
A gentleman standing behind my son stepped forward. Putting his arm around my son's shoulders and nodding towards my son, he said in a calm and gentle voice to the Iraqi woman: 'Lady, hundreds of thousands of men and women like this young man have fought and died so that YOU could stand here, in MY country and accuse a check-out cashier of bombing YOUR countrymen. It is my belief that had you been this outspoken in YOUR own country, we wouldn't need to be there today. But, hey, if you have now learned how to speak out so loudly and clearly, I'll gladly buy you a ticket and pay your way back to Iraq so you can straighten out the mess in YOUR country that you are obviously here in MY country to avoid. Everyone within hearing distance cheered!
I love it, I am going to send this around to my friends by email!
Please tell your son "I thank him for his service" for me too. ;D
Post by: shooter32 on December 01, 2009, 01:21:09 PM
Post by: bryand71 on December 01, 2009, 02:24:18 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 01, 2009, 03:39:33 PM
When I went to my e-mail to send it out I had already received it from 3 other members ;D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 02, 2009, 12:47:20 AM
This video was featured on CNN of a young girl with incredible drawing talent.
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 02, 2009, 11:20:03 AM
;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 04, 2009, 09:32:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_mPNnzCilQ
Post by: bryand71 on December 04, 2009, 11:11:59 PM
http://www.breitbart.tv/local-world-war-ii-veteran-fights-homeowners-association/
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 05, 2009, 01:01:35 AM
Years ago a guy I worked with put a chainsaw engine on a 10 speed.
Local Cops clocked him at 50 MPH on flat ground . They pulled him over to see what the hell he was riding and spent an hour asking him questions, starting with "Why ?" and then getting into "How did you..."
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 06, 2009, 07:52:54 PM
Yes....headed to the corner..........
Post by: CDR on December 09, 2009, 11:55:46 AM
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
Post by: ericire12 on December 09, 2009, 12:58:44 PM
Post by: CDR on December 09, 2009, 01:07:09 PM
Hopefully it will be back in stock soon. Have only been able to get .357 lately.
Post by: bulldog75 on December 09, 2009, 03:46:13 PM
Post by: JC5123 on December 09, 2009, 04:29:48 PM
WTF. Do people have no Shame.
Fixed it.
Post by: bulldog75 on December 09, 2009, 04:34:47 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 09, 2009, 08:55:19 PM
Get well soon Michael. You should enjoy this.....
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
That was kinda like a bad train wreck....you don't want to look.....but you can't stop yourself.
Post by: bryand71 on December 11, 2009, 12:45:54 AM
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 11, 2009, 01:08:45 AM
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 11, 2009, 08:17:29 PM
;D ;D ;D
Post by: bryand71 on December 13, 2009, 07:19:56 PM
;D ;D ;D
ROFLMAO ;D ;D Sic'em Boy!
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 13, 2009, 08:15:40 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 14, 2009, 11:03:58 AM
Jingle Bombs~~
Post by: JC5123 on December 14, 2009, 11:09:26 AM
Jingle Bombs~~
I got to see him live last year. I have never laughed so hard in my life.
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 15, 2009, 11:19:08 PM
Post by: shooter32 on December 16, 2009, 09:19:07 AM
And from the "Dumbass Files"............
No F ing WAY!!!!!
Post by: MikeBjerum on December 16, 2009, 09:40:54 AM
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 16, 2009, 12:13:32 PM
Post by: tt11758 on December 16, 2009, 12:39:34 PM
Post by: MikeBjerum on December 16, 2009, 12:46:30 PM
I watched all the way to the end ONLY because I thought I'd get to see his ass get run over. Damn, that's 4 minutes of my life that I'll never get back.
And that is a big loss how?
Post by: tt11758 on December 16, 2009, 12:49:55 PM
And that is a big loss how?
When you get to be MY age you ain't got much time left to waste, ya whippersnapper. ;D
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 16, 2009, 01:14:36 PM
But then I think those "Bird man" suits look like fun too ;D
Post by: Ichiban on December 16, 2009, 01:22:13 PM
But then I think those "Bird man" suits look like fun too ;D
Dude! Way TMI!
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 18, 2009, 10:33:03 AM
Post by: ellis4538 on December 18, 2009, 03:28:43 PM
Richard
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 09, 2010, 01:23:03 PM
December 8 - 6:00 PM
It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!
December 9
We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had! Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snow plough came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life!
December 12
The sun has melted all our lovely snow.. Such a disappointment! My neighbor tells me not to worry- we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. I don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor.
December 14
Snow, lovely snow! 8 inches last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snow plough came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so.
December 15
20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska , after all.
December 16
Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.
December 17
Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.
December 20
Electricity's back on, but had another 14 inches of the damn stuff last night. More shoveling! Took all day. The dam snow plough came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.
December 22
Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white crap fell today, and it's so cold, it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to pee. By the time I got undressed, peed and dressed again, I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plough on his truck for the rest of the winter, but he says he's too busy. I think the butt hole is lying.
December 23
Only 2 inches of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she, nuts?!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she's lying.
December 24
6 inches - Snow packed so hard by snow plough, I broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a bitch who drives that snow plough, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls and beat him to death with my broken shovel. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was too busy watching for the damn snow plough.
December 25
Merry fricking Christmas! 20 more inches of the damn slop tonight - Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God, I hate the snow! Then the snow plough driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's a fricking idiot. If I have to watch "It's A Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave.
December 26
Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.
December 27
Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze; plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him, he only charged me $1,400 to replace all my pipes.
December 28
Warmed up to above -20. Still snowed in. My WIFE is driving me crazy!!!
December 29
10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?
December 30
Roof caved in. I beat up the snow plough driver, and now he is suing me for a million dollars, not only the beating I gave him, but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his BUTT. The wife went home to her mother. Nine more inches predicted.
December 31
I set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.
January 8
Feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?
Post by: red364 on January 09, 2010, 01:45:17 PM
I found this beautiful winter poem and thought it might be a comfort to all my friends.
I t's very well written …. I hope that you enjoy it .
" WINTER "
by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre
(http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x286/red364/Image_image001_jpg01CA9066_88C02C40.jpg)
Shit It's Cold!
The End
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 09, 2010, 04:00:41 PM
Perfect .. just perfect .. LOL
Post by: ellis4538 on January 09, 2010, 06:16:47 PM
Richard
PS: Remember, SNOW is a 4 letter word!
Post by: Bill Stryker on January 10, 2010, 10:56:58 AM
A public school teacher was arrested today
at John F.. Kennedy International Airport
as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a
protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning
press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a
member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the
man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math
instruction.
'Al-Gebra is a
problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by
means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of
absolute values.' They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and
refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they
belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with
coordinates in every country.
As the Greek
philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every
triangle'.
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama
said, 'If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math
instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.'
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a
more intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is
believed that the Nobel Prize for Physics will follow----
Post by: Walter45Auto on January 10, 2010, 03:31:34 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 16, 2010, 04:07:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8xMLvkkxWc
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 16, 2010, 04:10:18 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 16, 2010, 04:43:12 PM
This is one highly maneuverable little boat.....looks like a SB Chevy motor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8xMLvkkxWc
I was starting to get bored, yeah, cool little boat, but I think a canoe would be fas HOLY SH!T !!! ;D
I never saw anything "Explode into action" before
Post by: 1911 Junkie on January 16, 2010, 05:34:35 PM
This is one highly maneuverable little boat.....looks like a SB Chevy motor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8xMLvkkxWc
How does a boat that fast, turn so sharp? :o
Post by: philw on January 19, 2010, 06:00:06 AM
http://s286.photobucket.com/albums/ll93/aus08_2008/?action=view¤t=BillyConnollyTheColonoscopy.flv
Post by: Pathfinder on January 19, 2010, 06:52:55 AM
How does a boat that fast, turn so sharp? :o
Probably a ducted impeller or thrust nozzle.
How does the driver know where to go? I did not see one marker! Obviously a purpose-built water course, so maybe memorized? At that speed? Holy crap!
Post by: ellis4538 on January 19, 2010, 10:09:46 AM
Richard
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 19, 2010, 10:54:09 AM
Probably a ducted impeller or thrust nozzle.
How does the driver know where to go? I did not see one marker! Obviously a purpose-built water course, so maybe memorized? At that speed? Holy crap!
Path, are you talking about the "Sprint Boats" or Billy Connolly's bung hole ? ;D
Post by: shooter32 on January 19, 2010, 11:01:23 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCfSxPspCT0&feature=related
Post by: Solus on January 19, 2010, 01:42:21 PM
Michelle Obama on Sesame Street. ;D
I like this comment that was posted there.
I started out believing Obama was born in Hawaii, but can we ignore the fact that the "most transparent" president in history is spending hundred's of thousands (soon to be millions) of taxpayer dollars to defend a $10 document. How many millions does he have to spend before the non-birthers get the "looney label". I say we passed that point at $1 mil. NON-BIRTHERS ARE NOW THE "LOONEYS"
Post by: MikeBjerum on January 19, 2010, 01:45:30 PM
I like this comment that was posted there.
I started out believing Obama was born in Hawaii, but can we ignore the fact that the "most transparent" president in history is spending hundred's of thousands (soon to be millions) of taxpayer dollars to defend a $10 document. How many millions does he have to spend before the non-birthers get the "looney label". I say we passed that point at $1 mil. NON-BIRTHERS ARE NOW THE "LOONEYS"
Agreed to a point. There is also the issue of was his citizenship through birth and eventual statehood given up for comfort and education at some point? However, all who question have gained the loony label, but isn't that one of the tools that dictators and other power grabbers have used throughout history?
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 19, 2010, 03:34:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1fmSlpT_iI
Post by: shooter32 on January 19, 2010, 03:38:53 PM
This guy could probably fly a Cracker Jack's box taped to a kite.............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1fmSlpT_iI
Way cool. 8)
Post by: shooter32 on February 05, 2010, 09:32:33 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZNGPRX_W88
Post by: GUNS-R-US on February 12, 2010, 10:56:30 PM
:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=9xwCG0Ey2Mg
Post by: ellis4538 on February 13, 2010, 05:33:02 AM
They say that you have to have an IQ over 120 to solve it! Took me less than 5 minutes!
If 2+3=10
7+2=63
6+5=66
8+4=96
what does 9+7=?
I should add...supply how you arrived at your answer.
Post by: MikeBjerum on February 13, 2010, 08:14:08 AM
Here is one to try...
They say that you have to have an IQ over 120 to solve it! Took me less than 5 minutes!
If 2+3=10
7+2=63
6+5=66
8+4=96
what does 9+7=?
I should add...supply how you arrived at your answer.
144 ... solution pm'd to youi!
by the way after I read your total post I looked at the clock ... less than 45 seconds!
Post by: Solus on February 13, 2010, 08:19:12 AM
Here is one to try...
They say that you have to have an IQ over 120 to solve it! Took me less than 5 minutes!
If 2+3=10
7+2=63
6+5=66
8+4=96
what does 9+7=?
I should add...supply how you arrived at your answer.
144 verified as correct. PMing method
Post by: MikeBjerum on February 13, 2010, 08:25:48 AM
I don't pretend to understand the entire IQ scoring system, but I ain't a triple digit kinda guy ... trust me :P
Post by: 1911 Junkie on February 13, 2010, 10:01:18 AM
Post by: Majer on February 13, 2010, 12:14:15 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 13, 2010, 12:14:50 PM
The guy that sent this to me said this...
"The only way I could hit those high notes is if "The Twins" dropped down into a bear trap ----and then, only when I hit the end of the trap chain. Amazing !!!!"
;D
and it IS amazing.......
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 13, 2010, 01:19:50 PM
Post by: CJS3 on February 13, 2010, 01:35:32 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 13, 2010, 01:43:11 PM
amazing the adaptability of animals..
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 13, 2010, 02:09:49 PM
http://www.flickr.com/photos/24796741@N05/sets/72157604247242338/show/with/2346008881
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 13, 2010, 02:17:35 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 13, 2010, 02:23:01 PM
http://picasaweb.google.com/7thfighter/IwoJima?authkey=Gv1sRgCIW06db_6oth&feat=email#slideshow/5299163756877317266
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 13, 2010, 02:47:17 PM
A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside. "Your son is
here," she said to the old man.
She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes
opened. Heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack, he
dimly saw the
young uniformed Marine standing outside the oxygen tent. He reached out
his hand. The Marine wrapped his toughened fingers around the old man's
limp ones, squeezing a message of love and
encouragement. The nurse brought a chair so that the Marine could sit
beside the bed.All through the night the young Marine sat there in the
poorly lighted ward, holding the old man's hand and offering him words
of love and strength. Occasionally, the nurse suggested that the Marine
move away and rest awhile. He refused. Whenever the nurse came into the
ward, the Marine was oblivious of her and of the night noises of the
hospital - the clanking of the oxygen tank, the laughter of the night
staff members exchanging greetings, the cries and moans of the other
patients. Now and then she heard him say a few gentle words. The dying
man said nothing, only held tightly to his son all through the night.
Along towards dawn, the old man died. The Marine released the now
lifeless hand he had been holding and went to tell the nurse. While she
did what she had to do, he waited. Finally, she returned. She started
to offer words of sympathy, but the Marine interrupted her. "Who was
that man?" he asked. The nurse was startled, "He was your father," she
answered.
"No, he wasn't," the Marine replied. "I never saw him before in my life."
"Then why didn't you say something when I took you to him?"
"I knew right away there had been a mistake, but I also knew he needed
his son, and his son just wasn't here. When I realized that he was too
sick to tell whether or not I was his son, knowing how much he needed
me, I stayed."
I came here tonight to find a Mr. William Grey. His Son was Killed in
Iraq today, and I was sent to inform him. What was this Gentleman's Name?
The Nurse with Tears in Her Eyes Answered, Mr. William Grey.............
The next time someone needs you .... just be there. Stay.
Post by: m25operator on February 13, 2010, 06:27:48 PM
Here's a talented young man and a father that really loves his son!
:)
Awesome, and that genuine smile, from a man who has never seen one :'(
Post by: m25operator on February 13, 2010, 06:55:29 PM
Post by: Pathfinder on February 13, 2010, 08:12:07 PM
Here is one to try...
They say that you have to have an IQ over 120 to solve it! Took me less than 5 minutes!
If 2+3=10
7+2=63
6+5=66
8+4=96
what does 9+7=?
I should add...supply how you arrived at your answer.
144
Had the method figured out while I was going through the list - at 7+2 = 63 in fact. It's late, I've been up since four something, so it took me maybe 20 seconds to do the math in my head.
PMing the method to you.
Post by: Big Frank on February 13, 2010, 10:35:23 PM
Post by: bryand71 on February 14, 2010, 05:30:18 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 15, 2010, 01:39:32 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 15, 2010, 01:54:19 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 15, 2010, 02:22:52 PM
We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs.
Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had.
Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod pushed up your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about.
Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spend the entire day leaning over Brother John. Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we are), we learned to live with the growing little angels inside us steadily kicking our innards night and day making us wonder if we were preparing to have Rosemary's Baby.
Our once flat bellies looked like we swallowed a whole watermelon and we peed our pants every time we sneezed. When the big moment arrived, the dam in our blessed Nether Regions invariably burst right in the middle of the mall and we had to waddle, with our big cartoon feet, moaning in pain all the way to the ER.
Then it was huff and puff and beg to die while the OB says, 'Please stop screaming, Mrs. Hear-me-roar. Calm down and push. Just one more good push' (more like 10), warranting a strong, well-deserved impulse to punch the %$#*@*#!* hubby and doctor square in the nose for making us cram a wiggling, mushroom-headed 10 pound bowling ball through a keyhole.
After that, it was time to raise those angels only to find that when all that 'cute' wears off, the beautiful little darlings morphed into walking, jabbering, wet, gooey, snot-blowing, life-sucking little poop machines.
Then come their 'Teen Years.' Need I say more?
When the kids are almost grown, we women hit our voracious sexual prime in our early 40's - while hubby had his somewhere around his 18th birthday.
So we progress into the grand finale: 'Menopause', the Grandmother of all womanhood. It's either take HRT and chance cancer in those now seasoned 'buds' or the aforementioned Nether Regions, or, sweat like a hog in July, wash your sheets and pillowcases daily and bite the head off anything that moves.
Now, you ask WHY women seem to be more spiteful than men, when men get off so easy, INCLUDING the icing on life's cake: Being able to pee in the woods without soaking their socks...
So, while I love being a woman, 'Womanhood' would make the Great Gandhi a tad crabby. You think women are the 'weaker sex'? Yeah right.
Post by: MikeBjerum on February 15, 2010, 05:17:56 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 16, 2010, 01:51:04 AM
::)
Post by: philw on February 16, 2010, 03:16:19 AM
So??? And uhhhh~~~Your point would be??? ?? ?? ? ??
::)
I think he means HTFU :P
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 16, 2010, 09:39:41 AM
;D
Post by: PABLO DEL NORTE on February 16, 2010, 09:46:24 AM
I GOT A WIFE, THREE DAUGHTERS, & THREE GRAND-DAUGHTERS. SO AS FAR AS THE BOSS LADY'S STORY GOES BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, & IT IS STILL GOING ON :)
JUST REMEMBER, YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA WIN AN ARGUEMENT WITH A LADY BUT YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE THE LAST WORD, "YES DEAR" ;D ;D
Post by: Solus on February 16, 2010, 10:05:45 AM
Post by: shooter32 on February 16, 2010, 10:37:51 AM
Post by: MikeBjerum on February 16, 2010, 11:00:03 AM
:) THAT'S WHY IF A MAN HAS TO HAVE A LOT OF LOVE & PATIENCE OR HE WILL BE BY HIMSELF A LONG TIME!!
I GOT A WIFE, THREE DAUGHTERS, & THREE GRAND-DAUGHTERS. SO AS FAR AS THE BOSS LADY'S STORY GOES BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, & IT IS STILL GOING ON :)
JUST REMEMBER, YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA WIN AN ARGUEMENT WITH A LADY BUT YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE THE LAST WORD, "YES DEAR" ;D ;D
Ahhhhhh Yes, Thanksgiving at Pablo's house with a whole herd of PMS ;)
Post by: red364 on February 16, 2010, 11:48:48 AM
If a man says something in the middle of a forest and there is no woman around to hear it, is he still wrong?
Probably!!
Post by: Solus on February 16, 2010, 11:50:19 AM
Probably!!
:D :D :D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 16, 2010, 12:00:52 PM
Meet 'Giant George' the 7ft-long Blue Great Dane who could be the world's tallest dog.
Standing at nearly 43 inches tall from paw to shoulder, and weighing a staggering 245lbs, could this be the world's new tallest dog?
Pictured here in the parks of Tuscon , Arizona , George, a four-year-old blue great dane, looks more like a miniature horse than a dog.
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/general/GiantGoeorge1jpg.jpg)
'Giant George' and owner Dave Nasser share a couch together: The four-year-old blue great dane, weighs a staggering 245lbs and measures almost 43ins at the shoulder
The gentle giant, who measures 7ft 3ins from nose to tail, could be a prime contender to take the title from the former record holder, Gibson, a harlequin Great Dane who passed away from cancer last August.
Now George's owners, David and Christine Nasser, are awaiting confirmation from Guinness World Records to see if he has achieved the lofty heights.
'He's 42.625 inches at the shoulder,' said David. 'He's very very unique.'
According to David, George consumes 110lbs of food every month, and sleeps alone in his own Queen Size Bed.
David and Christine raised George from when he was 7 weeks old, but never expected him to grow so big.
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/general/GiantGeorge2.jpg)
Magnificent: George measures more than 7ft from nose to tail
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/general/GiantGeorge3jpg.jpg)
With size comes problems: The giant great dane barely fits in the back of his owner's SUV
The couple eventually had to move their aptly named dog out of their king sized bed, when he grew too large for the three of them to share the same sheets.
Dr. William Wallace of the Buena Pet Clinic in Tucson , who witnessed the documentation necessary for the Guinness record, said: 'In my 45 years of experience working with giant breed dogs, without question, George is the tallest dog I have ever seen.'
David is currently rushing to get that necessary documentation into Guinness as other dog owners are coming forth claiming the record.
As they wait for the results to come through, George is busy occupying himself with his new found stardom and even has a Facebook fan page and Twitter accounts for his adorning fans.
It appears as though the sky's the limit for this mammoth hound.
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/general/GiantGeorge4pg.jpg)
Paws for thought: George's giant feet dwarf his owner Dave Nassar's hand
Post by: PABLO DEL NORTE on February 16, 2010, 12:18:10 PM
Ahhhhhh Yes, Thanksgiving at Pablo's house with a whole herd of PMS ;)
;D NEVER A DULL MOMENT AROUND HERE ;D
MY STRESS RELIEF IS LOTS OF COFFEE(COWBOY STYLE ;) ) & HOWEVER MANY BOXES OF AMMO I CAN SHOOT ;D
Post by: tt11758 on February 16, 2010, 12:48:19 PM
Post by: jaybet on February 16, 2010, 02:29:49 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 16, 2010, 03:43:11 PM
Post by: jaybet on February 16, 2010, 05:16:34 PM
Can you still sing bass after your surgery?? or are you a high tenor now.. LOLI didn't say MAJOR surgery! I'm just so excited to finally understand about curling. I could never figure out why people would sweep right in front of a little vacuum cleaner.
What are the rules about posting while on pain killers? To the Corner?
Post by: PegLeg45 on February 16, 2010, 05:21:03 PM
Post by: tt11758 on February 16, 2010, 05:46:09 PM
We need "doped up" smiley.
Ask and you shall receive................
(http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/S_Z/Ta_Th/That70sShow/crops/70s-show-tommy-chong10.jpg)
;D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 16, 2010, 11:53:12 PM
Post by: philw on February 17, 2010, 02:54:54 AM
No man should ever make this sound.. ;D ;D ;D ;D
heheh I am going to be doing that to my Brother inlaw
I got my niece to get him with a bit of fluff in the hands holding it as if had a mouse in her hands and he had quite a similar reaction
have been planing something like that for a while just need to get some timing correct
Post by: shooter32 on February 17, 2010, 03:47:56 AM
No man should ever make this sound.. ;D ;D ;D ;D
Didn't you make that same sound when you were getting the Christmas decorations out of the barn? ;D
Your right, No man should make that sound... ;D
Post by: MikeBjerum on February 17, 2010, 07:14:19 AM
Post by: Johnny Bravo on February 17, 2010, 03:31:27 PM
I see two dead ex-friends in his future >:(+1
Ya gotta watch out for those PAYBACKS!
Post by: BAC on February 18, 2010, 08:01:53 AM
+1
Ya gotta watch out for those PAYBACKS!
What's he going to do, scratch their eyes out? ;D ;D ;D
Post by: Solus on February 18, 2010, 10:25:13 AM
What's he going to do, scratch their eyes out? ;D ;D ;D
Might do more =)...he has some nice moves. Did you notice how he cleared the bench jumping backwards? And in a panic too.
Post by: PegLeg45 on February 18, 2010, 02:02:29 PM
What's he going to do, scratch their eyes out? ;D ;D ;D
Bust their eardrums with that high-pitched scream......... :-\
Post by: bulldog75 on February 18, 2010, 09:05:12 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 04, 2010, 04:47:53 PM
***LANGUAGE ALERT***LANGUAGE ALERT***
Also, notice (2:20 mark) that the camera operator picks up the veteran's paper bag and walks back to her seat with it....
One side:
Another side:
Post by: brosometal on March 04, 2010, 07:48:29 PM
Best comment: "Ooh he leakin'!"
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 04, 2010, 07:49:46 PM
That was some quality stuff there.
Best comment: "Ooh he leakin'!"
Yep......right there with the "Call an amalamps" statement................. ;D ;D
Post by: GUNS-R-US on March 04, 2010, 10:19:22 PM
Post by: Big Frank on March 04, 2010, 10:26:47 PM
THIS TIME he needs an ambalance for a nose bleed. Wuss.
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 04, 2010, 10:43:17 PM
***Language Warning***
Post by: shooter32 on March 05, 2010, 09:10:37 AM
Post by: shooter32 on March 05, 2010, 09:35:50 AM
Post by: GUNS-R-US on March 05, 2010, 09:18:34 PM
AC / DC .... Hokey Pokey
funny but I think he was pulling a milli vanilli LOL ::)
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 07, 2010, 03:58:10 PM
The making of"
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 08, 2010, 03:07:29 PM
Turn up the volume.
She will say anything you type. I sure don't know how they do this! When you move the mouse around, her eyes follow the pointer. When you write something in the left space and then click on 'Say it,' she says it!
You can also change persons doing the talking and the language they speak
http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tts/tts_example.php?sitepal
Post by: ericire12 on March 08, 2010, 03:09:58 PM
You Type...She speaks...! This is amazing. Try it and see!!
Turn up the volume.
She will say anything you type. I sure don't know how they do this! When you move the mouse around, her eyes follow the pointer. When you write something in the left space and then click on 'Say it,' she says it!
You can also change persons doing the talking and the language they speak
http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tts/tts_example.php?sitepal
Hmmmmmm.... A women who will say anyhting I want her to..... You posted this on the wrong forum ;D
Post by: shooter32 on March 08, 2010, 03:12:55 PM
Hmmmmmm.... A women who will say anyhting I want here to..... You posted this on the wrong forum ;D
Get ready for the hang it...comment!
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 08, 2010, 03:45:53 PM
I'll admit .. I messed with her too..in my own warped perverted style.. hahahahaha
Can't call the kettle black on this one.. ;D
Post by: Solus on March 08, 2010, 03:59:53 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 09, 2010, 12:05:24 AM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 09, 2010, 12:43:06 AM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 09, 2010, 12:58:29 AM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 09, 2010, 01:06:04 AM
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 13, 2010, 09:13:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=jEjUAnPc2VA
Post by: bryand71 on March 14, 2010, 02:26:16 PM
Gotta watch this one to the end.....best if viewed on full screen.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=jEjUAnPc2VA
Oh that was too funny... now where do I get one of those briefcases? 8)
Post by: Big Frank on March 14, 2010, 03:33:25 PM
Post by: bryand71 on March 14, 2010, 03:53:27 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 17, 2010, 06:47:47 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 17, 2010, 07:14:37 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 17, 2010, 07:21:19 PM
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/early60ssexed.jpg)
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 17, 2010, 09:23:24 PM
This one was so ridiculous, but like a train wreck, I couldn't stop myself from watching it........
video is out of sync a tad.
Post by: GUNS-R-US on March 17, 2010, 10:41:30 PM
Ummmm I don't think sooooooooooooooooo~~~~ ::)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/early60ssexed.jpg)
My Mother sent that to me, I showed it to my wife. I didn't get a favorable response! LOL :o
Post by: Big Frank on March 17, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Post by: PABLO DEL NORTE on March 18, 2010, 10:49:29 AM
DON'T TRY TO WATCH THAT ONE WHILE YOU ARE EATING OR YOU WILL CHOKE TO DEATH!! ;D
OR ELSE SPIT IT OUT ALL OVER YOUR COMPUTER!! ;D ;D
Post by: red364 on March 19, 2010, 03:42:52 PM
This one was so ridiculous, but like a train wreck, I couldn't stop myself from watching it........
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You, Good Sir, are truly a warped individual for watching something like that!!
Post by: bryand71 on March 20, 2010, 08:08:15 PM
Post by: BAC on March 21, 2010, 08:40:23 PM
Post by: shooter32 on March 22, 2010, 09:49:18 AM
[quote author=PegLeg45 link=topic=2842.msg153745#msg153745 date=1268879004
This one was so ridiculous, but like a train wreck, I couldn't stop myself from watching it........
You, Good Sir, are truly a warped individual for watching something like that!!
Truly :o
;D
Post by: Bill Stryker on March 25, 2010, 09:58:32 PM
Years ago when I sometimes used unsavory language in my emails, I often used the expression "Bull S***." As time went on, I discovered it was not necessary to use such crude language, that expression became "BS."
What did I really mean when I used those expressions?
I meant that something was ridiculous, or idiotic or a half truth or just stupid. It covered any number of negative formats.
The dictionary defines it as: nonsense; especially: foolish insolent talk...
I have decided that I no longer will use either of those expressions in the future. When I have a need to express such feelings, I will use the word "Pelosi."
Let me use it in a sentence. "That's just a bunch of Pelosi.." I encourage you to do the same. It is such a nasty sounding word, it really packs a punch, we are no longer being vulgar, and it clearly expresses our feelings. If enough of us use it, perhaps the word could be entered into the dictionary.
When on a ranch watch your step and don't step in Pelosi. It will get on the bottom of your boot and won't go away until next election. What a fitting and descriptive legacy for the Speaker of the House!
Pass it on to at least 10,000,000 people. Do not break this chain or you will get more Pelosi than you can shake a bull at.
P.S. Betcha when this new word reaches D.C., the PELOSI WILL HIT THE FAN!
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 25, 2010, 10:09:25 PM
P.S. Betcha when this new word reaches D.C., the PELOSI WILL HIT THE FAN!
Maybe she will hit one like this....... ;D
(http://www.fanmanufacturers.com/centifugal_fans/images/0310_bl_range_img1.jpg)
Post by: bulldog75 on March 25, 2010, 10:24:50 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 25, 2010, 10:34:11 PM
Pelosi has a tendency to splatter when it hits the fan.
And, with all that Botox, we will need EPA containment practices in place......... ;)
Post by: bulldog75 on March 25, 2010, 10:48:47 PM
Post by: Solus on March 26, 2010, 06:45:11 AM
pelosi happens
I need to take a pelosi
He's full of pelosi
What a pile of pelosi
Post by: ellis4538 on March 26, 2010, 12:34:55 PM
JMHOFWIWYMMVLOLWTP
Richard
Post by: tt11758 on March 26, 2010, 05:46:49 PM
Post by: bryand71 on March 27, 2010, 08:26:35 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 29, 2010, 12:34:21 AM
Post by: GUNS-R-US on March 29, 2010, 01:07:46 AM
She doesn't get this much attention from her husband. :o
If you were her unfortunate husband would you pay that any attention? ???! ::) ;D
Post by: crusader rabbit on March 29, 2010, 07:44:08 AM
Just remember that somewhere in this big old world of ours there is Mr. Pelosi.
That ought to perk you up a bit! ;D
Post by: tt11758 on March 29, 2010, 05:12:33 PM
She doesn't get this much attention from her husband. :o
Can you blame him?
Post by: tt11758 on March 29, 2010, 05:13:46 PM
Post by: CDR on March 29, 2010, 05:56:54 PM
Can you blame him?
I'm sure Skeletor goes to bed every night with her extra long commemorative gavel.
Post by: Solus on March 29, 2010, 06:53:13 PM
Gents, whenever you get to feeling down, feeling that the whole world is against you, that absolutely nothing is going right...
Just remember that somewhere in this big old world of ours there is Mr. Pelosi.
That ought to perk you up a bit! ;D
It does :D :D I now know that no matter how badly I pelosi up, there is one mistake in Life I'll never make :D
Post by: MikeBjerum on March 30, 2010, 09:29:04 PM
Can you blame him?
Hey ... It was self inflicted
Post by: Bill Stryker on April 01, 2010, 03:58:01 PM
I do not like it Sam I am.
I do not like these dirty crooks,
Neither how they cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals,
I do not like their secret deals.
I do not like the speaker Nan,
I do not like this 'YES WE CAN'.
I do not like this kind of hope,
I do not like it, nope, nope, nope!
Post by: Solus on April 01, 2010, 05:10:21 PM
I do not like it Uncle Sam,
I do not like it Sam I am.
I do not like these dirty crooks,
Neither how they cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals,
I do not like their secret deals.
I do not like the speaker Nan,
I do not like this 'YES WE CAN'.
I do not like this kind of hope,
I do not like it, nope, nope, nope!
Very good...but welcome to someone's watch list :D :D
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 01, 2010, 10:38:01 PM
Post by: fightingquaker13 on April 02, 2010, 05:55:15 AM
When good citizens are put on watch lists for objecting to Tyranny the only place for an honorable person to be is oin the watch list.Indeed sir. I wanted to sign up for it under W. and "I'm not accountable" Cheney and I will gladly do so uder BO. Tell me where to sign. I may be many things, but I am neither a coward nor a liar. I hated W.'s Patriot Act, and I'm not a fan of BO's healthcare. Sign me up for the watch list. I'm not a right winger, just chalk me up as a pissed offed centerist, still, I'll sign. Hell, it saves the government money profilng "dissindents". Just ask, and I'll be there.
FQ13
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 02, 2010, 10:26:51 AM
PS, FQ, You do know, don't you, that since he decided to extend it, it is now BO's Patriot act. ;D
Post by: mudman on April 02, 2010, 10:32:43 AM
Post by: Pathfinder on April 02, 2010, 11:08:31 AM
I'm not about to go sign up for a " FEMA camp", but a conviction for being a menace to socialist order would be a badge of honor.
PS, FQ, You do know, don't you, that since he decided to extend it, it is now BO's Patriot act. ;D
He knows, but his blind hatred of everything Bush, Cheney, Rove, and the GOP in general has warped his ability to acknowledge that little tidbit.
Not to mention the huge damage bho has done since 1/20/09.
Post by: fightingquaker13 on April 02, 2010, 11:12:59 AM
He knows, but his blind hatred of everything Bush, Cheney, Rove, and the GOP in general has warped his ability to acknowledge that little tidbit.Path
Not to mention the huge damage bho has done since 1/20/09.
Its not blind hatred of Bush, Cheney and Rove. I hate them for damn good reason. As for BO, he is rapidly getting there as well. Thing is, I just don't like the government much.
FQ13
Post by: Big Frank on April 02, 2010, 05:06:35 PM
Post by: BAC on April 03, 2010, 07:13:23 AM
Path
Its not blind hatred of Bush, Cheney and Rove. I hate them for damn good reason. As for BO, he is rapidly getting there as well. Thing is, I just don't like the government much.
FQ13
BHO is doing what he said he was going to do during the campaign. You should be elated. You, being the big-government, more regulation "libertarian" that you are, voted for this. ??? ;D ::)
Post by: Pathfinder on April 03, 2010, 07:33:17 AM
Path
Its not blind hatred of Bush, Cheney and Rove. I hate them for damn good reason. As for BO, he is rapidly getting there as well. Thing is, I just don't like the government much.
FQ13
It is a blind hatred of Bush et al., FQ. Every time something comes up, we can all count on you to bring up some real or imagined misdeed by GW Bush, or his father, or whomever on the R side of things.
For the record, I lost faith with W along the lines, not for the war, but for his refusal to be a Constitutionalist, and instead side with the big gummint folks.
As for your "As for BO, he is rapidly getting there as well" comment, I would like to point out that you have mentioned a number of times how you mention your "damn good reasons" for hating W. I will simply point out that bho has re-approved the Patriot Act, and also made $2 trillion disappear through the Fed with no accountability, has pushed for and signed nationalized medicine, nationalized auto companies (and trying to drive the leading auto company here (Toyota) out of business to reduce gummint Motors competition), all but nationalized banks and insurance companies, etc. et al. And to you, bho is only "rapidly getting there as well".
Some weeks ago I chided you for losing focus of the real problems. This is what I meant. You too easily let history be your focus ("Bush did it too!") rather than focus on the here and now, the very real, clear and present danger to this Constitutional Republic represented by bho and his ilk.
The system has been gamed, and klintoon, W and bho are players in the game. We are all playing against a stacked deck, and we need to remember that and work against that as well as stopping the putative leaders from doing their worst to destroy this country.
Post by: Bill Stryker on April 03, 2010, 10:54:08 AM
On the way he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?"
The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there, but I can't carry this lot." The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" "Why, thank you very much, he said, and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way he says, "Let's take a short cut and go down this alley.. We'll be there in no time." The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?"
The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The old lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens...."
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 03, 2010, 11:15:56 AM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 05, 2010, 03:12:29 PM
I'm not sure but, I think what she was saying went something like this:
Good Morning, the autumn's already coming. Our... OUU... who dat... did he just fart? ...*laugh* our late summer temperature *laugh* turns to the east... *laugh* sorry!... and this "piss"kaja something *laugh* sorry, it's still early in the morning...well, this "piss"kaja something brought *laugh* sorry!... in France and now it turns to the West-Alpes *laugh* Bring the cards, or it's getting too late for this... the temperature lies between *cough* 10-16 degrees, in the mountains... *laugh* Oh, I'm going to be soooooo fired..... *laugh*
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 06, 2010, 02:07:47 AM
Post by: MikeBjerum on April 06, 2010, 05:47:19 AM
Thanks M'ette!
Post by: Solus on April 06, 2010, 07:22:57 AM
This debt can never be repaid, nor is it asked to be repaid.
Post by: Johnny Bravo on April 06, 2010, 08:44:25 PM
Post by: shooter32 on April 07, 2010, 05:20:50 AM
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 08, 2010, 08:18:00 PM
Post by: m25operator on April 08, 2010, 08:50:00 PM
Post by: bryand71 on April 10, 2010, 07:58:44 PM
Damn pollen, got all in my eyes. :'(
Post by: Big Frank on April 10, 2010, 08:35:55 PM
Post by: blackwolfe on April 10, 2010, 08:44:17 PM
And the citizens are now holding the chickens.......
Bingo!
Post by: bryand71 on April 11, 2010, 05:48:13 PM
Another stupid Democrat.
and we wonder why we have so many problems in Gumberment!
Post by: Walter45Auto on April 11, 2010, 09:48:42 PM
Please tell me there's hope for our government SOMEWHERE.....
Post by: CDR on April 11, 2010, 11:57:09 PM
Another stupid Democrat.
As opposed to?
It's redundant......This guy is dumber than a sack of $hit and the fact that an Admiral of our great Navy has to even waste his time speaking to this tool, answering absurd and inane questions, is a disgrace.
November can't come soon enough.
Post by: Solus on April 12, 2010, 07:15:28 AM
Johnson released a statement on Thursday saying he was joking, according to CNN.
"The subtle humor of this obviously metaphorical reference to a ship capsizing illustrated my concern about the impact of the planned military buildup on this small tropical island," the statement said.
Post by: BAC on April 12, 2010, 09:32:53 AM
He did come to his own defense. Anyone who watched the original statement now knows that not only is he stupid but that he is a liar and a fool for thinking folks would believe this.
Johnson released a statement on Thursday saying he was joking, according to CNN.
"The subtle humor of this obviously metaphorical reference to a ship capsizing illustrated my concern about the impact of the planned military buildup on this small tropical island," the statement said.
Do you smell something? Smells like more Bovine Scatology to me.
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 17, 2010, 05:10:58 PM
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Suh-won-t-wait-to-make-Husker-weight-room-his-2?urn=ncaaf,234877
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 17, 2010, 09:04:03 PM
A brother and sister had made their usual hurried, obligatory pre-
Christmas visit to the little farm where dwelt their elderly
parents with their small herd of horses. The farm was where they
had grown up and had been named Lone Pine Farm because of the huge
pine, which topped the hill behind the farm. Through the years the
tree had become a talisman to the old man and his wife, and a
landmark in the countryside. The young siblings had fond memories
of their childhood here, but the city hustle and bustle added more
excitement to their lives, and called them away to a different life.
The old folks no longer showed their horses, for the years had
taken their toll, and getting out to the barn on those frosty
mornings was getting harder, but it gave them a reason to get up in
the mornings and a reason to live. They sold a few foals each
year, and the horses were their reason for joy in the morning and
contentment at day's end.
Angry, as they prepared to leave, the young couple confronted the
old folks "Why do you not at least dispose of The Old One." She
is no longer of use to you. It's been years since you've had foals
from her. You should cut corners and save so you can have more for
yourselves. How can this old worn out horse bring you anything but
expense and work? Why do you keep her anyway?"
The old man looked down at his worn boots, holes in the toes,
scuffed at the barn floor and replied, " Yes, I could use a pair of
new boots. His arm slid defensively about the Old One's neck as he
drew her near with gentle caressing he rubbed her softly behind her
ears. He replied softly, "We keep her because of love. Nothing
else, just love."
Baffled and irritated, the young folks wished the old man and his
wife a Merry Christmas and headed back toward the city as darkness
stole through the valley. The old couple shook their heads in
sorrow that it had not been a happy visit. A tear fell upon their
cheeks. How is it that these young folks do not understand the
peace of the love that filled their hearts?
So it was, that because of the unhappy leave-taking, no one noticed
the insulation smoldering on the frayed wires in the old barn.
None saw the first spark fall. None but the "Old One".
In a matter of minutes, the whole barn was ablaze and the hungry
flames were licking at the loft full of hay. With a cry of horror
and despair, the old man shouted to his wife to call for help as he
raced to the barn to save their beloved horses. But the flames were
roaring now, and the blazing heat drove him back. He sank sobbing
to the ground, helpless before the fire's fury. His wife back from
calling for help cradled him in her arms, clinging to each other,
they wept at their loss.
By the time the fire department arrived, only smoking, glowing
ruins were left, and the old man and his wife, exhausted from their
grief, huddled together before the barn. They were speechless as
they rose from the cold snow covered ground. They nodded thanks to
the firemen as there was nothing anyone could do now. The old man
turned to his wife, resting her white head upon his shoulders as
his shaking old hands clumsily dried her tears with a frayed red
bandana.. Brokenly he whispered, "We have lost much, but God has
spared our home on this eve of Christmas. Let us gather strength
and climb the hill to the old pine where we have sought comfort in
times of despair. We will look down upon our home and give thanks
to God that it has been spared and pray for our beloved most
precious gifts that have been taken from us.
And so, he took her by the hand and slowly helped her up the snowy
hill as he brushed aside his own tears with the back of his old and
withered hand.
The journey up the hill was hard for their old bodies in the steep
snow. As they stepped over the little knoll at the crest of the
hill, they paused to rest, looking up to the top of the hill the
old couple gasped and fell to their knees in amazement at the
incredible beauty before them.
Seemingly, every glorious, brilliant star in the heavens was caught
up in the glittering, snow-frosted branches of their beloved pine,
and it was aglow with heavenly candles. And poised on its top most
bough, a crystal crescent moon glistened like spun glass. Never had
a mere mortal created a Christmas tree such as this. They were
breathless as the old man held his wife tighter in his arms.
Suddenly, the old man gave a cry of wonder and incredible joy.
Amazed and mystified, he took his wife by the hand and pulled her
forward. There, beneath the tree, in resplendent glory, a mist
hovering over and glowing in the darkness was their Christmas
gift. Shadows glistening in the night light.
Bedded down about the "Old One" close to the trunk of the tree, was
the entire herd, safe.
At the first hint of smoke, she had pushed the door ajar with her
muzzle and had led the horses through it. Slowly and with great
dignity, never looking back, she had led them up the hill, stepping
cautiously through the snow. The foals were frightened and dashed
about. The skittish yearlings looked back at the crackling, hungry
flames, and tucked their tails under them as they licked their lips
and hopped like rabbits. The mares that were in foal with a new
years crop of babies, pressed uneasily against the "Old One" as she
moved calmly up the hill and to safety beneath the pine. And now,
she lay among them and gazed at the faces of the old man and his
wife. Those she loved she had not disappointed. Her body was
brittle with years, tired from the climb, but the golden eyes were
filled with devotion as she offered her gift---
Because of love. Only Because of love.
Tears flowed as the old couple shouted their praise and joy... And
again the peace of love filled their hearts.
This is a true story.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 17, 2010, 10:36:38 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 17, 2010, 10:44:53 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 17, 2010, 10:51:43 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 17, 2010, 11:46:07 PM
Post by: GUNS-R-US on April 17, 2010, 11:56:45 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 18, 2010, 02:28:34 PM
Post by: GUNS-R-US on April 18, 2010, 07:35:34 PM
Post by: m25operator on April 18, 2010, 09:28:18 PM
Good stuff in a salt water kind of way.
Post by: Steyr M40A1 on April 19, 2010, 10:04:32 PM
WOW
Near the St. Augustine outlet, in a new KB homes subdivision.
(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll81/W2RAC/Steyr/02d51d8a.jpg)
(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll81/W2RAC/Steyr/b3278431.jpg)
(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll81/W2RAC/Steyr/82acedd3.jpg)
15 foot Eastern Diamondback rattlesnake. Largest ever caught on record.
After seeing this, I did a little research, and learned the following:
One bite from a snake this large contains enough venom to kill over 40 full grown men.
The head alone is larger than the hand of a normal sized man.
This snake was probably alive when George H. W. Bush was President.
A bite from those fangs would equal being penetrated by two 1/4 inch screwdrivers.
A snake this size could easily swallow a 2 year-old child.
A snake this size has an approximately 5 and 1/2 foot accurate striking distance. (The distance for an average size Rattlesnake is about 2 feet)
Judging by the size of the snake, it is estimated to weigh over 170 pounds. How much do you weigh?
Post by: fullautovalmet76 on April 19, 2010, 10:17:44 PM
Post by: fightingquaker13 on April 19, 2010, 10:31:14 PM
FQ13
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 19, 2010, 10:41:44 PM
That's about 35 miles from me, but I don't recall it being in the news here in Jacksonville. When was the picture taken?
According to the link below, July 2009.
Man, that is one big-ass snake!!
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/s/StJohn-Rattlesnake.htm
Post by: Walter45Auto on April 19, 2010, 11:45:30 PM
Post by: philw on April 20, 2010, 12:18:18 AM
I HATE SNAKES! :o
+1
especially Brown ones...
Post by: alfack on April 20, 2010, 10:41:05 AM
Post by: Timothy on April 20, 2010, 10:44:08 AM
7 ft is big enough....
Post by: ellis4538 on May 17, 2010, 06:42:36 PM
New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME!)
Since the Pledge of Allegiance & The Lords Prayer Are not allowed in Schools anymore
Because the word 'God' is mentioned...
A Kid in Ohio wrote the attached...
NEW School prayer :
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom thing..
The law is specific, the law is precise...
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks...
We can carry smut, but not the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen
Post by: philw on May 18, 2010, 10:11:14 AM
Australian and American troops stationed in a camp during a campaign overseas, and the American camp had a banner over the entry saying "US Marine Core ... Second to None"
The Aussies, put up a banner over their entry, and it simply said "NONE"
Hahahahahahahahaha
Post by: Solus on May 18, 2010, 07:29:16 PM
I hope the Marines have a sense of humor :D
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 19, 2010, 01:57:33 AM
Or drinking your beer and sleeping with your women like in '43 ;D
Post by: philw on May 22, 2010, 08:10:11 AM
I did my number..... good to see I'm doing something useful.
Post by: ellis4538 on May 22, 2010, 11:01:41 AM
Richard
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 25, 2010, 09:32:16 AM
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 25, 2010, 11:10:03 AM
I tried to watch the biggest piece after it hit the abutment, but there wasn't one . :o
Post by: Solus on August 25, 2010, 11:31:18 AM
Post by: Timothy on August 25, 2010, 11:40:10 AM
Post by: Ichiban on August 25, 2010, 12:00:15 PM
"That Firebird flew like it just grew wings."
- from "Red Light" by The Georgia Satellites
Post by: Big Frank on August 26, 2010, 04:18:40 PM
Post by: MikeBjerum on August 26, 2010, 04:39:42 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 28, 2010, 02:44:23 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 28, 2010, 02:48:08 PM
Post by: bulldog75 on August 28, 2010, 03:12:37 PM
Post by: philw on September 02, 2010, 07:32:13 PM
This one is all over FaceBook....funny enough that everyone needs the chance to see it.....stick with it because about halfway through it gets good......
hehe no matter how many times I see it I still laugh
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 02, 2010, 10:48:43 PM
THE NEW # 1 BURGLAR SECRET: I WAS ABLE TO LOOK AT YOUR "FACE BOOK" SITE AND READ WHERE YOU TOLD A FRIEND THE EXACT DATES YOU WOULD BE OUT OF TOWN WHICH GAVE ME A LOT OF TIME TO EMPTY YOUR HOUSE.
((Make sure you set your personal settings to ONLY friends))
1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.
2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier.
3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste ... and taste means there are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always make me wonder what type of gaming system they have.
4. Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway. And I might leave a pizza flyer in your front door to see how long it takes you to remove it.
5. If it snows while you're out of town, get a neighbor to create car and foot tracks into the house. Virgin drifts in the driveway are a dead giveaway.
6. If decorative glass is part of your front entrance, don't let your alarm company install the control pad where I can see if it's set. That makes it too easy.
7. A good security company alarms the window over the sink. And the windows on the second floor, which often access the master bedroom-and your jewelry. It's not a bad idea to put motion detectors up there too.
8. It's raining, you're fumbling with your umbrella, and you forget to lock your door-understandable. But understand this: I don't take a day off because of bad weather.
9. I always knock first. If you answer, I'll ask for directions somewhere or offer to clean your gutters. (Don't take me up on it.)
10. Do you really think I won't look in your sock drawer? I always check dresser drawers, the bedside table, and the medicine cabinet.
11. Helpful hint: I almost never go into kids' rooms.
12. You're right: I won't have enough time to break into that safe where you keep your valuables. But if it's not bolted down, I'll take it with me.
13. A loud TV or radio can be a better deterrent than the best alarm system. If you're reluctant to leave your TV on while you're out of town, you can buy a $35 device that works on a timer and simulates the flickering glow of a real television. (Find it at faketv.com.)
8 MORE THINGS A BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU:
1. Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I dress like a lawn guy and carry a rake. I do my best to never, ever look like a crook.
2. The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosy neighbors.
3. I'll break a window to get in, even if it makes a little noise. If your neighbor hears one loud sound, he'll stop what he's doing and wait to hear it again. If he doesn't hear it again, he'll just go back to what he was doing. It's human nature.
4. I'm not complaining, but why would you pay all that money for a fancy alarm system and leave your house without setting it?
5. I love looking in your windows. I'm looking for signs that you're home, and for flat screen TVs or gaming systems I'd like. I'll drive or walk through your neighborhood at night, before you close the blinds, just to pick my targets.
6. Avoid announcing your vacation on your Facebook page. It's easier than you think to look up your address.
7. To you, leaving that window open just a crack during the day is a way to let in a little fresh air. To me, it's an invitation.
8. If you don't answer when I knock, I try the door. Occasionally, I hit the jackpot and walk right in.
Sources: Convicted burglars in North Carolina , Oregon , California , and Kentucky; security consultant Chris McGoey, who runs crimedoctor.com; and Richard T. Wright, a criminology professor at the University of Missouri-St. Louis, who interviewed 105 burglars for his book Burglarson the Job.
Post by: brosometal on September 14, 2010, 08:21:06 AM
Post by: Ichiban on September 14, 2010, 11:48:58 AM
Here's an auto accident where the "bad guy" got his just desserts...
Now THAT'S going to leave a mark.
Post by: Big Frank on September 14, 2010, 04:33:33 PM
Now THAT'S going to leave a mark.... on the pavement.
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 14, 2010, 05:13:21 PM
Now THAT'S going to leave a mark.
... on the pavement.
..........And in quite a few pairs of underwear too, I expect.
Post by: Big Frank on September 14, 2010, 05:45:21 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 14, 2010, 10:53:45 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 18, 2010, 12:58:43 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 18, 2010, 01:44:27 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 18, 2010, 01:51:20 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 21, 2010, 01:15:17 AM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on September 21, 2010, 01:15:47 AM
Don Edwards at the National Cowboy Poetry Gathering
Post by: PegLeg45 on September 29, 2010, 06:53:21 PM
WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT
Post by: red364 on October 03, 2010, 03:42:40 PM
She always catches the good stuff.....
(http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x286/red364/fishing/catfish002-1.jpg)
Me, however.....
(http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x286/red364/fishing/004.jpg)
Who the hell catches a clam like that???
Post by: Johnny Bravo on October 03, 2010, 03:49:38 PM
Post by: billt on October 05, 2010, 08:44:14 AM
She gave him a $100 bill, not noticing that it was stuck to another $100 bill.
On seeing the two bills stuck together, the ethical question came to the attorney's mind: "Do I tell my partner?"
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 05, 2010, 11:13:18 AM
GAWD, I HATE TAKIN' THE GRANDKID FISHIN!!!
She always catches the good stuff.....
(http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x286/red364/fishing/catfish002-1.jpg)
Me, however.....
(http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x286/red364/fishing/004.jpg)
Who the hell catches a clam like that???
Red~~~ You wouldn't of had it any other way and you know it.. :) I have 2 grand kids.. ( a 3 yr old boy and a 9 yr old girl .both like to fish ..and they get great delight when they catch fish and I don't.. Memories grandma... you are making memories with them.. I bet you made a big deal out of the clam too didn't you...She probably got a hoot out of that. ;D hahahaha
Post by: jaybet on October 05, 2010, 11:22:57 AM
Post by: philw on October 06, 2010, 06:32:43 AM
GAWD, I HATE TAKIN' THE GRANDKID FISHIN!!!
She always catches the good stuff.....
very cool (http://gallery.mac.com/philw/100192/10-1/web.gif)
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Who the hell catches a clam like that???
soo many things I could say and if anyone knows me.... I have spent enough time in the corner...
(http://gallery.mac.com/philw/100192/nothing/web.gif)
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 06, 2010, 11:45:57 AM
Post by: Timothy on October 06, 2010, 04:12:36 PM
Hey guys, I'm from the East coast, but that looks kinda like a muscle to me instead of a clam...alwful brownish blackish and elongated. If I'm right...need to use different spices cooking it. ::)
Based on the young-un holding a small catfish, I'm gonna guess that's a fresh water clam Jay.
No good for eating unless you happen to be a river otter. We used to dig em up and catch REAL food with them!
Post by: philw on October 07, 2010, 06:48:33 AM
I bet you have many funny things to add, just none that are fit for human ears ;D
heheh yep ;D
however no doubt i would offend someone here ;) ;)
Post by: jaybet on October 07, 2010, 11:27:24 AM
Based on the young-un holding a small catfish, I'm gonna guess that's a fresh water clam Jay.Fresh water....what's that? You mean like tap water? Deer Park?
No good for eating unless you happen to be a river otter. We used to dig em up and catch REAL food with them!
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 10, 2010, 12:54:07 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 10, 2010, 01:09:37 PM
Hate to see what happens if the Roto Rooter guy is PO'd ;D
Post by: Solus on October 10, 2010, 06:48:02 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 10, 2010, 07:10:41 PM
I think he was trying to promote his music, but getting hit by a truck is going to the extreme. He made a second video where he went back....
Post by: Solus on October 11, 2010, 07:04:09 AM
I read you can get paid 2 cents for each view. Have no idea if this is accurate, but from other things I've read it appears there is some payment per view.
At the 2 cents rate this guy has made $85,539.02. I can claim the last 2 cents as my view to check the total :D :D
That's a lot of attention.
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 11, 2010, 12:46:54 PM
Might be more than attention they are after.
I read you can get paid 2 cents for each view. Have no idea if this is accurate, but from other things I've read it appears there is some payment per view.
At the 2 cents rate this guy has made $85,539.02. I can claim the last 2 cents as my view to check the total :D :D
That's a lot of attention.
Sounds like I need to make a silly-assed video and put it on youtube........ :P
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 13, 2010, 11:18:08 PM
Post by: bryand71 on October 14, 2010, 05:41:26 PM
Post by: twyacht on October 16, 2010, 04:47:53 PM
Barbara Billingsley, Beaver Cleaver's TV mom, dies
Oct. 16, 2010, 3:53 PM EST
LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Barbara Billingsley, who gained supermom status for her gentle portrayal of June Cleaver, the warm, supportive mother of a pair of precocious boys in "Leave it to Beaver," died Saturday. She was 94.
Billingsley, who had suffered from a rheumatoid disease, died at her home in Santa Monica, said family spokeswoman Judy Twersky.
When the show debuted in 1957, Jerry Mathers, who played Beaver, was 9, and Tony Dow, who portrayed Wally, was 12. Billingsley's character, the perfect stay-at-home 1950s mom, was always there to gently but firmly nurture both through the ups and downs of childhood.
Beaver, meanwhile, was a typical American boy whose adventures landed him in one comical crisis after another.
Billingsley's own two sons said she was pretty much the image of June Cleaver in real life, although the actress disagreed.
"She was every bit as nurturing, classy, and lovely as 'June Cleaver' and we were so proud to share her with the world," her son Glenn Billingsley said Saturday.
She did acknowledge that she may have become more like June as the series progressed.
After "Leave it to Beaver" left the air in 1963, Billingsley largely disappeared from public view for several years.
She resurfaced in 1980 in a hilarious cameo in "Airplane!" playing a demur elderly passenger not unlike June Cleaver.
When flight attendants were unable to communicate with a pair of jive-talking hipsters, Billingsley's character volunteered to translate, saying "I speak jive." The three then engage in a raucous street-slang conversation.
***
She left an impression on our culture, and she will be missed.
Post by: Ichiban on October 16, 2010, 06:26:26 PM
Post by: Hazcat on October 17, 2010, 07:14:26 AM
Post by: Solus on October 17, 2010, 08:46:52 AM
For starters, the main character is named Beaver Cleaver .
Post by: billt on October 17, 2010, 10:25:57 AM
Has anyone else wondered how some lines in that show managed to get past the censors?
For starters, the main character is named Beaver Cleaver .
Back then "Beaver is gay" would have meant Theodore is happy. Bill T.
Post by: Timothy on October 17, 2010, 11:19:49 AM
Hard to believe that I watched all that stuff in re-runs. It first aired the year I was born and was done by '63...
Post by: Solus on October 17, 2010, 12:29:49 PM
RIP Mrs C.
Hard to believe that I watched all that stuff in re-runs. It first aired the year I was born and was done by '63...
Kids.....
:D
Post by: Hazcat on October 17, 2010, 06:31:17 PM
Has anyone else wondered how some lines in that show managed to get past the censors?
For starters, the main character is named Beaver Cleaver .
"Don't be so hard on the Beaver, Ward." ;)
Post by: Solus on October 17, 2010, 06:55:19 PM
"Don't be so hard on the Beaver, Ward." ;)
Exactly :D :D
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 19, 2010, 01:35:45 PM
Mr. C has left us :'(
What good can come of this? I'm hoping for a rash of Happy Days reruns to go along with the Leave It To Beaver marathons! In this time of electronic overload we are losing the good ones at too fast a pace.
Post by: kmitch200 on October 19, 2010, 02:10:09 PM
At least in my neck of the cable universe, The Andy Griffith Show still plays every day.
Post by: twyacht on October 19, 2010, 04:30:21 PM
RIP. Mr. C,.....
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 19, 2010, 06:20:45 PM
ANCHORAGE, Alaska —
A Valley couple took a childhood memory and turned it into a retirement project. Now, they have a Radio Flyer car to drive around town in.
Fred Keller and Judy Foster worked on the car for 11 months, and finished in August of this year, and their ride has been turning heads.
The base of the wagon is a 1976 Mazda pickup truck that Foster inherited from her dad.
The vehicle turns heads everywhere they go.
"I think the words I hear the most often is 'awesome' or 'cool' or people go by and give us a 'hi' sign," Foster said.
The wheels are made from hub caps and detergent bottles, and the steering wheel is the actual wheel from a wagon. The handle rises eight feet high.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 24, 2010, 01:17:32 PM
kids guitar trio
slidenslide | Myspace Video
Post by: ellis4538 on October 24, 2010, 04:20:20 PM
Richard
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 27, 2010, 11:53:28 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 01, 2010, 10:02:07 PM
104 YEAR OLD FILM CLIP
This is a fascinating movie. Great historical film!
This film was "lost" for many years. It was the first 35mm film ever.
This film, originally thought to be from 1905 until David Kiehn with the Niles Essanay Silent Film Museum figured out exactly when it was shot. From New York trade papers announcing the film showing to the wet streets from recent heavy rainfall & shadows indicating time of year & actual weather and conditions on historical record, even when the cars were registered (he even knows who owned them and when the plates were issued!).. It was filmed only four days before the Great California Earthquake of April 18th 1906 and shipped by train to NY for processing.
A camera on the front of a street car 104 years ago. Amazing~~
I watched it a couple of times. Look at the hats the ladies were wearing and the long dresses. Some of the cars had the steering wheels on the right side, I wonder when they standardized on the left? Sure was still a lot of horse drawn vehicles in use. Mass transit looked like the way to get around. Looks like everybody had the right of way.
The number of automobiles is staggering for 1906. The clock tower at the end of Market Street at the Embarcadero wharf is still there. ... How many "street cleaning" people were employed to pick up after the horses?
It is just like ..."You are there"... for a cable car ride in San Francisco "
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 08, 2010, 10:21:48 PM
Post by: bryand71 on November 08, 2010, 11:07:24 PM
Post by: fightingquaker13 on November 09, 2010, 12:40:21 AM
FQ13
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 09, 2010, 12:58:32 AM
the rest are explained by 2 things,
Practice, and blind stupid luck.
Had to rewind it 3 times to believe the Cheer leader through the basket.
Post by: tt11758 on November 09, 2010, 01:14:59 PM
Post by: JC5123 on November 09, 2010, 03:31:45 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 09, 2010, 05:21:49 PM
Is that still on ?
Post by: Big Frank on November 09, 2010, 06:26:36 PM
Post by: Solus on November 09, 2010, 07:05:41 PM
The higher the better, Would you rather die instantly, or just get badly messed up like the Skier they used to show on Wide World of Sports ?
Is that still on ?
Haven't seen it in many years.
That guy was "The agony of defeat"
And a very apt choice they made.
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 09, 2010, 09:52:18 PM
Post by: JC5123 on November 10, 2010, 09:51:21 AM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=42e_1289224646
Hey FQ! You up for a vacation?
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 10, 2010, 12:14:38 PM
Post by: ellis4538 on November 10, 2010, 06:07:20 PM
Richard
Post by: TAB on November 10, 2010, 06:13:38 PM
Post by: Solus on November 10, 2010, 07:03:54 PM
Post by: JC5123 on November 11, 2010, 08:55:25 AM
http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/call-her-crusher.html
Post by: fightingquaker13 on November 11, 2010, 11:11:50 AM
FQ13
Post by: Ichiban on November 11, 2010, 11:19:59 AM
Not quite sure what to say....... :-\
http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/call-her-crusher.html
I bet she has a hard time getting dates.
Wait a minute! Who am I trying to kid here.......
Post by: JC5123 on November 11, 2010, 11:41:45 AM
Due respect JC, but I'd rather spend my vacation with TAB watching volleyball. ;D
FQ13
Trying to find out where he got a pic of my sisters team.... ::)
Post by: bryand71 on November 13, 2010, 10:47:19 AM
Post by: fightingquaker13 on November 13, 2010, 01:42:37 PM
Trying to find out where he got a pic of my sisters team.... ::)Would you kick my ass if I asked for her number? ;D
FQ13
Post by: Solus on November 13, 2010, 02:07:28 PM
Would you kick my ass if I asked for her number? ;D
FQ13
Try this one (703) 482-0623
Post by: ellis4538 on November 13, 2010, 04:11:10 PM
Richard
Post by: Ichiban on November 13, 2010, 04:41:03 PM
Try this one (703) 482-0623
And don't forget the "allah akbar." ;D
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 13, 2010, 06:40:02 PM
I had to look that one up,
You are an Ahole Ichiban,
I am in awe ;D
Post by: JC5123 on November 15, 2010, 01:57:17 PM
Would you kick my ass if I asked for her number? ;D
FQ13
Naw, but she might. :o Besides, she's in Austria playing pro in a European league. I think the long distance charges and airfare would be too much.
Post by: JC5123 on November 15, 2010, 05:02:40 PM
I just want to know where the hell TAB gets his avatars from! Good gosh, amighty! :o
Yea the new one is using her ta ta's as a bench rest! :o ;D
Post by: JC5123 on November 17, 2010, 02:23:53 PM
Post by: Timothy on November 17, 2010, 03:39:57 PM
Ok yet another crazy stunt that I would seriously consider.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVXHOldtEuY&feature=player_embedded#!
Lends new meaning to "Stop, Drop and Roll!"
No thanks JC, I'll pass on that one...
Post by: ellis4538 on November 17, 2010, 04:47:17 PM
Richard
Post by: JC5123 on November 17, 2010, 05:12:30 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 18, 2010, 05:12:09 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 19, 2010, 11:08:32 AM
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 21, 2010, 06:54:53 PM
This is the type of equipment I worked on for 17 years. I started out as a general maintenance tech/welder and worked up through hydraulic specialist to troubleshooter to system programmer/designer/problem solver in the Engineering department.
Anyway, the process is kinda cool.....
Post by: Solus on November 21, 2010, 07:24:49 PM
Can't figure out how the center is supported?
Only way I can think of is retractable supports that are retracted just ahead of the billet as it moves through the die?
And then put back behind the billet.
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 21, 2010, 07:34:29 PM
Here's a video of the kind of machines I've been running
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 21, 2010, 07:44:13 PM
Ok..so how to you get a 'pipe' to extrude through the die?
Can't figure out how the center is supported?
Only way I can think of is retractable supports that are retracted just ahead of the billet as it moves through the die?
And then put back behind the billet.
Our biggest press pushed 2500 tons on a 9" billet. That's a lot of force. The friction causes the already hot billet to temporarily liquefy while being pressed through the 2-piece die set. Like in the photo below, the billet contacts the side with the 4 triangular holes and flows to the output side with the round shape, flowing around a center mandrel creating a pipe or tube.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/Al_extrusion_die_set.jpg/800px-Al_extrusion_die_set.jpg)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extrusion
(http://img.directindustry.com/images_di/photo-g/profile-extrusion-dies-163472.jpg)
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 21, 2010, 07:46:45 PM
Cool,
Here's a video of the kind of machines I've been running
Tom, we used the CNC and EDM machines to make our die sets.
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 21, 2010, 08:49:08 PM
EDM is cool, We used them the last place I worked, extreme accuracy, and small complex shapes, but it is a relitively slow process and they are a SOB to get adjusted if you are trying to run a variety of different parts, not only do you have to get the right voltage to minimize slag/burr, but wire diameter, composition, tension and speed are also variables that need to be balanced. then the first roll of wire runs out and you have to adjust for minor variations in the next one.
All the EDM guys I know drink, a lot ;D
Post by: TAB on November 21, 2010, 09:08:56 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 21, 2010, 10:03:45 PM
Wow, even spell check can't help me with that one ;D
Post by: Solus on November 22, 2010, 05:55:38 AM
Our biggest press pushed 2500 tons on a 9" billet. That's a lot of force. The friction causes the already hot billet to temporarily liquefy while being pressed through the 2-piece die set. Like in the photo below, the billet contacts the side with the 4 triangular holes and flows to the output side with the round shape, flowing around a center mandrel creating a pipe or tube
Got it. Like passing a thread through an ice cube and leaving the ice cube intact.
Thanks, Peg. It's good to know how stuff works.....
Post by: Pathfinder on November 22, 2010, 06:06:48 AM
Yes, to bad so many go crazy or getpsorosiscirrhosis first. ;D
Wow, even spell check can't help me with that one ;D
FIFY
I've had lots of experience helping my son this way. ever see Word crash because of misspellings? i have. it is a sad sight, let me tell you, but he managed it more than once.
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 22, 2010, 10:38:22 AM
FIFY
I've had lots of experience helping my son this way. ever see Word crash because of misspellings? i have. it is a sad sight, let me tell you, but he managed it more than once.
Thanks Path,
No, I haven't quite managed that yet ;D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 24, 2010, 10:54:09 PM
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(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/general/unknown999.jpg)
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(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/general/unknown777.jpg)
Door Mats~~ ;D
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/general/unknown666.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/general/unknown555.jpg)
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/general/unknown444.jpg)
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Post by: tombogan03884 on November 24, 2010, 11:16:47 PM
Post by: fightingquaker13 on November 25, 2010, 03:57:26 AM
FQ13
Post by: Solus on November 25, 2010, 01:52:48 PM
Years ago I saw an "Andy Capp" cartoon, His wife Flo is looking at Welcome mat's, Andy asks the Clerk, "Do yer ave one that ays bug off" ;D
Speaking of "Andy Capp", has anyone noticed the significance of that name?
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 27, 2010, 09:02:37 PM
Concerning budget cuts:
Quote
A friend sent to this me showing how cops adapted to a new department budget and (the lack of ) bagpipe equipment.
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 05, 2010, 02:31:14 PM
Oh, it gets better......
Post by: fightingquaker13 on December 05, 2010, 03:36:14 PM
Who says LEO's don't have a sense of humor.............As a piper, I am ROFLMAO. Sad thing is, there's a word for this. Canntaireachd. Its what was used to teach the pipes when they were banned. It wasn't deliberate, but it was historical. God bless them! Again, ROFL.
Concerning budget cuts:
FQ13
God bless those cops. They were upholding 400 years of tradition whether they knew it or not! Scots Wha' Hae!
Here's the vocal version;
For the pipes:
I'm just waiting for them to remember who they are, and who they were. I'd like them to demand their guns back, and tell the muslims to piss off! Its not too much to ask. Honestly, the day sharia is declared in Scotland, I'll burn my pipes (no great loss to the musical world), but still, grow a pair McGregor!.
FQ13 :'(
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 13, 2010, 11:28:29 AM
Post by: Solus on December 13, 2010, 12:12:34 PM
Gracie was playing a part, while Marcia seems to come by it naturally.
Post by: Bill Stryker on December 13, 2010, 12:29:26 PM
Irony.
This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address
occur on the same day. As Air America Radio pointed out, "It is an ironic
position of events: one involves a meaningless ritual in which we
look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other
involves a groundhog."
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 20, 2010, 12:05:51 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 23, 2010, 11:03:57 AM
Post by: fightingquaker13 on December 23, 2010, 11:40:21 AM
I love itMark Twain couldn't have said it better. ;D
Irony.
This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address
occur on the same day. As Air America Radio pointed out, "It is an ironic
position of events: one involves a meaningless ritual in which we
look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, while the other
involves a groundhog."
FQ13
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 28, 2010, 01:16:31 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 04, 2011, 12:35:46 PM
( I wonder if Marshal and Micheal can get together and give us a concert on theirs.. LOL)
Post by: jaybet on January 04, 2011, 01:37:16 PM
He also showed up at a benefit I was doing one time and played organ and harmonica on his cell phone. That's just wrong. :o
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 07, 2011, 11:25:24 PM
How the??.. What the??...
(http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/pullhair.gif)
This will drive you crazy............or it better.. cause I don't want to be in the loony bin all by myself.. ???
http://www.regiftable.com/regiftingrobinpopup.html
Post by: Big Frank on January 07, 2011, 11:45:39 PM
Post by: fightingquaker13 on January 08, 2011, 12:00:41 AM
FQ13 who is deeply afraid of his computer now. ??? :o
Post by: cookie62 on January 08, 2011, 07:15:35 AM
Post by: Solus on January 08, 2011, 07:36:40 AM
For instance 25-2-5 = 19 and 20 -2-0 = 18 and 30-3-0 = 27 and 31-3-1 = 27
In the page with all the numbers, all the possible numbers have the same item listed.
The page with all the numbers changes each time so you don't keep getting the same item when you start over with a different number. Look at that page and then select a number, do the math and the result will always give the same item.
Ok...the math.
Start with the number 30. The result of 30-3 =27 Then if you add 1 to the 30, you also subtract and extra 1 ending up with the same 27 for an answer. So the Key Numbers should be 9,18,27,36,45,54,63,72,81,90 all the powers of 9.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 10, 2011, 12:30:16 PM
Nope.. I'm definitely still ready for the nut house.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 10, 2011, 12:32:25 PM
'Il Silencio' (The Silence) played by 13 year old Melissa Venema with André Rieu and his orchestra at the Amsterdam Arena.
Post by: ellis4538 on January 10, 2011, 12:41:04 PM
JMHO
Richard
Post by: Solus on January 10, 2011, 02:02:44 PM
I still don't get how it knows.. even though you click on nothing that puts what number you have "in your mind".. to coincide it with that certain article..
Nope.. I'm definitely still ready for the nut house.
all the numbers in the teens work out to 9 10=9, 11=9, 12=9, 13=9, 14=9, 15=9, 16=9, 17=9, 18=9
all the numbers in the 20's work out to 18 in the same fashion
all the numbers in the 30s work out to 27
40s to 36
50s to 45
60s to 54
70s to 63
80s to 72
90s to 81
When you go to the big table, those numbers: 9,18,27,36,45,54,63,72,81 ALL have the same item listed in them. So, no matter what number you pick, it always works out to the same item.
Post by: jaybet on January 10, 2011, 03:11:13 PM
Post by: Timothy on January 10, 2011, 03:57:05 PM
I do know this.....it's magic and the rabbit was in the hat the whole time...!
It don't know Jay! It's like a slight of hand card trick, it already has an answer before you hit the clicky button. The magician leads you to pick the card he wants you to....same thing...
It's all in the math and the math changes every time you re-enter the equation leading you to chose the answer that's already been determined for you...
Post by: Solus on January 10, 2011, 06:34:51 PM
I didn't figure it out either but Solus's solution works for me.
I do know this.....it's magic and the rabbit was in the hat the whole time...!
It don't know Jay! It's like a slight of hand card trick, it already has an answer before you hit the clicky button. The magician leads you to pick the card he wants you to....same thing...
It's all in the math and the math changes every time you re-enter the equation leading you to chose the answer that's already been determined for you...
Sigh ;D ;D ;D
Post by: Ichiban on January 10, 2011, 06:44:57 PM
Post by: deepwater on January 10, 2011, 08:22:26 PM
deepwater
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 11, 2011, 11:15:03 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 11, 2011, 11:30:07 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 11, 2011, 11:56:19 PM
The dummy, an indispensable ventriloquist prop, so you would have thought. But no, ventriloquist Paul Zerdin manages without one, with a little help from the audience.
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2010/paul-zerdin-ventriloquist-without-dummy-p1.php
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 12, 2011, 12:03:41 AM
http://www.wimp.com/beerscup/
Post by: philw on January 12, 2011, 12:30:19 AM
New way of pouring beer..
http://www.wimp.com/beerscup/
Different
I heard about this somewhere the other day and have been meaning to look in to it
only issue is you don't get a good head
Post by: Solus on January 12, 2011, 08:39:03 AM
Different
I heard about this somewhere the other day and have been meaning to look in to it
only issue is you don't get a good head
Depends upon your view if that is a good thing or a bad thing.
You pay the same price for the glass whether it is full of beer or half beer and half foam.
I'll take the one full of beer, thanks.
Post by: Timothy on January 12, 2011, 09:02:26 AM
;D ;D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 12, 2011, 11:57:57 AM
Post by: cookie62 on January 12, 2011, 12:04:08 PM
Different
I heard about this somewhere the other day and have been meaning to look in to it
only issue is you don't get a good head
Ya thats my problem ::)
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 12, 2011, 12:05:39 PM
*ROTFLMAO*
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 18, 2011, 11:48:28 AM
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 18, 2011, 01:56:58 PM
NOW go figure this out.... take the last 2 digits of the year you were born plus the age you will be this year and see if it equals 111.
All of ours did and both kids added up to 11.
Post by: Pathfinder on January 18, 2011, 02:09:01 PM
This year we will experience 4 unusual dates.... 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11.
NOW go figure this out.... take the last 2 digits of the year you were born plus the age you will be this year and see if it equals 111.
All of ours did and both kids added up to 11.
Missed one. On November 2, 2011, you will have (OK, without the slashes) . . .
11022011
That's right folks, a palindrome date!
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 18, 2011, 02:10:18 PM
Missed one. On November 2, 2011, you will have (OK, without the slashes) . . .
11022011
That's right folks, a palindrome date!
Cool...never noticed it before.
Post by: Solus on January 18, 2011, 07:29:51 PM
Missed one. On November 2, 2011, you will have (OK, without the slashes) . . .
11022011
That's right folks, a palindrome date!
Reminds me of the first words Adam spoke to the new lady on the block
Madam I'm Adam
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 18, 2011, 09:50:42 PM
Post by: BAC on January 18, 2011, 09:56:39 PM
More likely it was Where did you come from, and don't you ever shut up ? ;D
That's not a palindrome.
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 18, 2011, 10:36:28 PM
Post by: Big Frank on January 18, 2011, 10:43:36 PM
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 18, 2011, 11:55:42 PM
;D
Post by: Big Frank on January 19, 2011, 12:19:54 AM
"Senile Felines".............. 8) 8)Anyone we haz known? ;)
;D
Post by: Solus on January 19, 2011, 06:59:09 AM
More likely it was Where did you come from, and don't you ever shut up ? ;D
Adam knew where she came from. Don't you remember the story of Eve's Creation? It goes like this:
God says to Adam "Adam, I see you need a companion and I will create one for you, a Woman."
"She will be loyal and support you in every way."
"She will fulfill your needs willingly and enthusiastically."
"She will never become a vexation to you."
Adam was pleased and said to God "That is wonderful, Lord."
God said to Adam "But Adam, I will have to use your left nut to create Eve."
Adam, who had become fond of both his nuts, thought a moment and then said to God.
"God, what can I get for a rib?"
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 22, 2011, 07:58:38 PM
Quote
Topless Female Van Masturbator Pleads Guilty To Minor Weapons Charge
he topless Illinois woman arrested on a gun charge after cops found her masturbating in a Chrysler van outside a Red Roof Inn has pleaded guilty to a weapons count, according to court records.
Vikki Myers, 44, copped a plea last month in DuPage County Circuit Court to a City of Naperville ordinance violation. Myers, pictured in the mug shot at right, was fined $165 and placed on “supervision” for several months. She is scheduled for a March 9 court appearance.
Myers, arrested in November for possession of a 9mm handgun without a state-issued Firearm Owners Identification card, admitted to masturbating in the vehicle, where cops discovered “adult items that were used for self-pleasuring.” Myers, who was not charged for the topless auto eroticism, was apparently staying at the hotel with her children, and had repaired to the van for her solo session.
http://rss.thesmokinggun.com/buster/topless/topless-female-van-masturbator-pleads-guilty-minor-weapons-charge
(http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/vickimyersmug.jpg)
Well, at least she looks at least somewhat 'happy'.......... 8)
Post by: Big Frank on January 22, 2011, 08:37:50 PM
Post by: JC5123 on January 25, 2011, 10:31:45 AM
Post by: Hazcat on January 25, 2011, 10:45:47 AM
Post by: Big Frank on January 25, 2011, 04:24:12 PM
Post by: TAB on January 25, 2011, 05:31:05 PM
Can't make this stuff up, folks....... :P :o ::)
Well, at least she looks at least somewhat 'happy'.......... 8)
compared to what the women normally look like in these type of storys, she is hot.
I will be kind, I'll not post pics of the last few... you know the one in FL that was shaving her junk on the free way with her ex in the car and the one that told her boy friend to eat her out at knife point, but her vaginal oder was super strong...
Those are the kind of faces you can't forget.
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 25, 2011, 09:40:37 PM
compared to what the women normally look like in these type of storys, she is hot.
I will be kind, I'll not post pics of the last few... you know the one in FL that was shaving her junk on the free way with her ex in the car and the one that told her boy friend to eat her out at knife point, but her vaginal oder was super strong...
Those are the kind of faces you can't forget.
I've seen those photos....thanks for not posting them...once was enough. :-X
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 26, 2011, 12:44:41 AM
I've seen those photos....thanks for not posting them...once wasenough. to much :-X
Post by: JC5123 on January 26, 2011, 07:27:31 AM
This song/video is causing a major upset in the US. People (politicians) are wanting it banned.
The Bellamy's are on a bus tour right now in the states and are singing this on every stop & are getting ready to go overseas.
This has caused quite the uprising. It's even been said that it should be banned in the US and that if the Bellamy's leave the US , they should not be allowed back. Plus people (politicians) are saying it offends them - guess the truth hurts! Radio stations all over are playing this song & telling people to go to You Tube for the video.
Personally, I think its hilarious! Looks to me like its getting great reviews! Go Bellamys! Good Job!
Post by: Hazcat on January 26, 2011, 07:42:21 AM
Post by: MikeBjerum on January 26, 2011, 07:59:08 AM
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 26, 2011, 11:06:58 AM
Post by: fightingquaker13 on January 26, 2011, 11:48:32 AM
FQ13
Post by: Ichiban on January 26, 2011, 12:40:18 PM
Definitely NSFW http://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2010/08/cee-los-true-sentiments-oooo-oooo-oooo/61884/ (http://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2010/08/cee-los-true-sentiments-oooo-oooo-oooo/61884/)
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 26, 2011, 02:51:48 PM
Post by: philw on January 27, 2011, 06:09:58 AM
And yet "F*ck You" was nominated for two 2010 Grammy awards (record of the year and song of the year). :P
Definitely NSFW http://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2010/08/cee-los-true-sentiments-oooo-oooo-oooo/61884/ (http://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2010/08/cee-los-true-sentiments-oooo-oooo-oooo/61884/)
I posted that a little ago in the music thread
it is the motivational song at work and played just about every other day hehe
Post by: tombogan03884 on January 27, 2011, 02:10:00 PM
Dumbasses, The Peppers cross over LEGALLY !!
;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on January 27, 2011, 02:11:27 PM
Jalapeno's come from Mexico, It must be racist.
Dumbasses, The Peppers cross over LEGALLY !!
;D
Si, on a steek. ;D
Post by: Pathfinder on January 27, 2011, 02:23:08 PM
Si, on a steek. ;D
I keeeel you!!!!!
Post by: Majer on January 27, 2011, 02:49:33 PM
(http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs774.ash1/166442_197198923629230_100000173701178_827055_7856793_s.jpg)
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 27, 2011, 11:34:04 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 28, 2011, 12:27:05 AM
and when I watched it.. I started to panic.. hate little cramped spaces like this..
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 30, 2011, 02:29:58 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 30, 2011, 03:31:45 PM
Post by: Big Frank on January 30, 2011, 05:40:04 PM
Post by: m25operator on January 30, 2011, 06:13:28 PM
Post by: TAB on January 31, 2011, 03:36:11 AM
http://mercuryracing.com/1350/
you knowthe old saying, if you have to ask, you can't aford it... in this case retail is 202 and change.
;D
Post by: philw on January 31, 2011, 04:27:02 AM
She is adorable.. reminds me of Phil and Vanessa Wood's sweet little Tremea
that was amazing a very talented little girl and a very good speaker.
lol give Tremea a few years ;) she only had her first day at school today
Post by: TAB on February 01, 2011, 04:06:08 PM
Post by: ellis4538 on February 01, 2011, 06:14:52 PM
JMHO
Richard
Post by: MikeBjerum on February 02, 2011, 09:28:05 PM
I've always wanted to see HazCat on tv ...
Then came a thought ...
Cowboys starring Marshal and M'ette, and introducing The Haz!
Did you catch Wolfbane's cameo rolling a ball of yarn ;)
Post by: Pathfinder on February 02, 2011, 10:03:34 PM
So much for that cool idea . . . .
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 03, 2011, 11:29:08 AM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 03, 2011, 06:19:06 PM
I wish that they had of taken the damned rope off the bull and let him have full range on the stupid throng of people.
http://www.malhanga.com/videosflash/
Post by: sledgemeister on February 05, 2011, 11:39:31 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 08, 2011, 12:43:06 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 15, 2011, 01:16:08 AM
Post by: m25operator on February 15, 2011, 04:58:45 AM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 15, 2011, 02:44:45 PM
So~~sorry... go rinse your mouth out and deal with it. :P
Post by: ellis4538 on February 15, 2011, 05:42:45 PM
JMHOFWIW
Richard
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 17, 2011, 10:06:12 PM
Post by: TAB on February 17, 2011, 10:17:54 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 18, 2011, 01:51:56 AM
Post by: fightingquaker13 on February 18, 2011, 01:54:22 AM
FQ13
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on February 19, 2011, 12:29:17 PM
Post by: TAB on February 25, 2011, 01:50:32 AM
Post by: TAB on February 27, 2011, 03:26:32 PM
Post by: MikeBjerum on February 27, 2011, 03:50:59 PM
Post by: Solus on February 27, 2011, 07:13:34 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on February 28, 2011, 09:55:00 AM
I'm just old enough to have good memories of Bob Hope and the legend that he was.
Post by: ratcatcher55 on February 28, 2011, 10:51:25 AM
Post by: Solus on February 28, 2011, 11:52:18 AM
Now his dedication to the US and it's Military is an example for folks, immigrants or not, to follow.
He remained a comedian to the very end.
When on his death bed, he was asked where he wanted to be buried, he answered "Surprise me"
Post by: dipisc on February 28, 2011, 04:23:49 PM
For all that he did for the troops - it would have been great for some sort of military presence to honor him at his funeral. I am sure that the family wanted a private service BUT there would have been many thousands of Vet's who would have wanted to say goodbye in person.
I often thought that at around Christmas time maybe the History Channel would show one of his Christmas specials/tours. We have to also remember and reconize the women that gladly gave their time and talent to be a part of his specials.
Martha Raye - the comedian and actress who adopted the 101st as "her" boys went many times to support them in Vietnam. She was granted special permission to be buried with members of the 101st in a military cemetary.
I just think that Bob Hope should have had the same chance, but then it was up to the family. He was not a veteran, he was a comedian - but he saw more and did more than most of us.
Post by: Solus on February 28, 2011, 06:59:38 PM
I just think that Bob Hope should have had the same chance, but then it was up to the family. He was not a veteran, he was a comedian - but he saw more and did more than most of us.
He was a Veteran. Well, he was made the first and only Honorary Veteran of the US Military. Clinton signed the order.
Post by: twyacht on February 28, 2011, 07:14:22 PM
Shame we can't all get on board with the same spirit.
Post by: billt on March 01, 2011, 06:10:29 AM
Post by: sledgemeister on March 01, 2011, 06:43:21 AM
Perhaps maybe Jerry Lewis comes close with his contribution for charitable causes having raised over 2 billion dollars....perhaps.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 01, 2011, 10:23:03 PM
Rochelle.. my daughter in law ( who has Mason 4..and Cooper 12 weeks...) posted this on her FB..
Mason pronounces some of his K's and C's as T's... He's showing Cooper some stickers with cats and dogs on them and turns to me and says "Tooper likes dogs and titties!"
HAhahahaha!
It appears that Cooper will be a true man's man.
;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 01, 2011, 10:56:09 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 04, 2011, 01:44:40 PM
I feel so inadequate after watching this..
Post by: tt11758 on March 04, 2011, 02:06:50 PM
Yep....man's best friends.....dogs and titties......... ;D
Well put, my friend. ;D
Post by: tt11758 on March 04, 2011, 02:08:24 PM
Have to share this.. cause I think it is so cute..
Rochelle.. my daughter in law ( who has Mason 4..and Cooper 12 weeks...) posted this on her FB..
Mason pronounces some of his K's and C's as T's... He's showing Cooper some stickers with cats and dogs on them and turns to me and says "Tooper likes dogs and titties!"
HAhahahaha!
It appears that Cooper will be a true man's man.
;D
Tooper takes after Daddy, doesn't he? ;D
Post by: ellis4538 on March 04, 2011, 06:10:35 PM
Thanks for sharing,
Richard
PS: Cooper is da man!
Post by: twyacht on March 04, 2011, 06:53:05 PM
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/572-lb-heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies/
The 29-year-old, 572 lb spokesman for a prominent, caloric-ridden restaurant in Chandler, Arizona has died. While it‘s unknown at this point if the man’s death was at all related to his obesity, the death of Blair River is opening up the restaurant to criticism.
“We are absolutely guilty for glorifying obesity, it’s what we do, but if you stop and think about why we glorify obesity and come into the Heart Attack Grill diet center I think you’ll get it,” Jon Basso, the restaurant’s owner, told KSAZ-TV.
As you may have noticed, part of the restaurant‘s marketing involves servers dressed as nurses and the owner wearing a doctor’s lab coat.
According to the news station, restaurant “offers meals in excess of 8,000 calories. :o They fry their fries in pig lard and they’re not shy about it. A sign in front of the building reads, ‘Caution. This establishment is bad for your health.’”
****
29 YEARS OLD!!!
Well, without proper Carolina Cole Slaw, Corn Bread...and beans, it ain't a true pig pickin'... :P
Post by: r_w on March 07, 2011, 10:33:24 AM
It is still America (sort of), so he is free to do stupid stuff.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 07, 2011, 01:34:40 PM
Post by: philw on March 08, 2011, 04:01:38 AM
Have to share this.. cause I think it is so cute..
Rochelle.. my daughter in law ( who has Mason 4..and Cooper 12 weeks...) posted this on her FB..
Mason pronounces some of his K's and C's as T's... He's showing Cooper some stickers with cats and dogs on them and turns to me and says "Tooper likes dogs and titties!"
HAhahahaha!
It appears that Cooper will be a true man's man.
;D
nice work Mason, he will do well in the Corner once he grows up :)
Post by: sledgemeister on March 09, 2011, 02:41:15 AM
http://s286.photobucket.com/albums/ll93/aus08_2008/?action=view¤t=North_Dakota_Weather_Alert.mp4
Post by: ellis4538 on March 09, 2011, 02:58:44 AM
Richard
PS: Depends on how hard the wind is blowing! LOL
Post by: philw on March 09, 2011, 06:30:54 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dO6AmWfCnLo/SZ2vfQP0AcI/AAAAAAAABMI/Rh9tmZvr0yI/s400/hardNipples.jpg)
however it is nice and warm over here
(http://www.convictcreations.com/culture/images/beachfashion.jpg)
Post by: Pathfinder on March 09, 2011, 07:12:29 AM
Going by this weather fella its pretty bad
http://s286.photobucket.com/albums/ll93/aus08_2008/?action=view¤t=North_Dakota_Weather_Alert.mp4
LOL
Yeah, that's about it, especially the "expires in May" crap.
But, the hardier of us (i.e., most of us) put on our arctic-grade Carhartt's and get the job done!
Post by: Dakotaranger on March 09, 2011, 04:59:54 PM
Post by: twyacht on March 09, 2011, 06:06:58 PM
Winter
4th of July
That's it.... ;)
Post by: Dakotaranger on March 09, 2011, 06:56:21 PM
Post by: Timothy on March 09, 2011, 07:26:44 PM
about this cold
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dO6AmWfCnLo/SZ2vfQP0AcI/AAAAAAAABMI/Rh9tmZvr0yI/s400/hardNipples.jpg)
You could put your eye out with those!
;D
Good place to hang a hat as well!
;D :D
Post by: Big Frank on March 09, 2011, 07:56:20 PM
Post by: philw on March 10, 2011, 04:25:41 AM
She makes a couple interesting points. ;D
lol yes it is correct
hope you noticed where Tasmania is as well on the other Pic ;D
Post by: billt on March 10, 2011, 05:22:58 AM
In the "Summer" Mosquitoes eat you alive to the point you cannot remain outside after dark even if the weather is nice. If your lucky your car will last 5 years before cancer eats through it from the road salt every winter. And forget trying to keep it clean. Anything on the undercarriage, muffler, shocks, etc. has to be air chiseled or torched off after one Chicago winter. Property taxes are off the chart for even a modest home because of all of the democratic unions and give away programs for the minorities. In spite of the high taxes the state is still broke, much like it's neighbor to the north Wisconsin is. People are running from the rust belt. It used to be you could always find a good paying job no matter what. That is no longer the case as manufacturing has fled these states, and the country in general. The entire Midwest region is on the brink. It's just a matter of time before the entire region collapses just like Detroit and northern Indiana has. Bill T.
Post by: Dakotaranger on March 10, 2011, 05:52:56 AM
Reminds me of my 38 years I spend in Chicago. Midwest weather is like a bad marriage, you don't realize just how bad it is until you get out of it. Overcast for days on end. Constant drizzle and rain. The wind blows all the time. 90 day "Summers", June, July, and August, and half of that time it's either raining or threatening to, give way to a 9 month Winter.We don't use salt. It has no affect below -20
In the "Summer" Mosquitoes eat you alive to the point you cannot remain outside after dark even if the weather is nice. If your lucky your car will last 5 years before cancer eats through it from the road salt every winter. And forget trying to keep it clean. Anything on the undercarriage, muffler, shocks, etc. has to be air chiseled or torched off after one Chicago winter. Property taxes are off the chart for even a modest home because of all of the democratic unions and give away programs for the minorities. In spite of the high taxes the state is still broke, much like it's neighbor to the north Wisconsin is. People are running from the rust belt. It used to be you could always find a good paying job no matter what. That is no longer the case as manufacturing has fled these states, and the country in general. The entire Midwest region is on the brink. It's just a matter of time before the entire region collapses just like Detroit and northern Indiana has. Bill T.
Post by: billt on March 10, 2011, 06:10:21 AM
http://spaceweather.com/flybys/
It will always appear exactly on time, every time, in the exact place in the sky they say. This website will also give the times and locations of other satellites that you can observe. It's hard to believe it's traveling 17,500 M.P.H., or 5 miles per second.
I don't have a fancy tracking telescope or anything like that, but if you have a good set of binoculars and a fairly steady hand you can actually see the solar arrays extended out from it's side as it gets nearest to you. They are over a football field long. We're blessed with clear skies most of the time here in Arizona, so it's not to hard to see it. You have quite a long time to observe it, usually around 3 minutes or so. Bill T.
Post by: alfsauve on March 10, 2011, 06:21:07 AM
Here's a real-time tracking site.
http://www.n2yo.com/ (http://www.n2yo.com/)
Also, place like Heavens Above give tracking info as well.
http://www.heavens-above.com/ (http://www.heavens-above.com/)
Post by: sledgemeister on March 10, 2011, 07:43:04 AM
lol yes it is correct
hope you noticed where Tasmania is as well on the other Pic ;D
Most recognised part of australia, you can find its image though out the world.......
as long as they dont go brazilian or bald!
Post by: tombogan03884 on March 10, 2011, 11:44:25 AM
If you have to ask, you do not want to know ! ;D
Post by: JC5123 on March 10, 2011, 12:06:46 PM
BTW we are kicking off spring on Sat with the first kayak trip down the river this season. I just checked the reports and.......(drum roll please) The river flow is 1580 cfm, with an average temperature of 37 degrees Fahrenheit. I am anticipating an ice cream headache from hell. ;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on March 10, 2011, 01:56:56 PM
I'll have the ISS at (-2.0) super-bright visibility for two minutes this evening at around 8:15 and an even brighter visibility (-3.8 ) tomorrow. Hope it isn't cloudy.
Post by: tombogan03884 on March 10, 2011, 05:39:22 PM
It's why the women that come from ND are so frisky. It's so cold that for about 6 months a year, you have an innie. :-[
BTW we are kicking off spring on Sat with the first kayak trip down the river this season. I just checked the reports and.......(drum roll please) The river flow is 1580 cfm, with an average temperature of 37 degrees Fahrenheit. I am anticipating an ice cream headache from hell. ;D
You know, you could always just stay out of the water.
It is not recommended to go swimming when the water has the consistency of grape jelly.
It's one of those "age and experience" things. ::) ;D
Post by: JC5123 on March 10, 2011, 05:45:45 PM
You know, you could always just stay out of the water.
It is not recommended to go swimming when the water has the consistency of grape jelly.
It's one of those "age and experience" things. ::) ;D
That's what the dry suit is for. Remember we only get about 90 days of warm weather. Besides, whats a little hypothermia between friends. ;D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 11, 2011, 12:15:43 AM
Post by: ellis4538 on March 11, 2011, 03:45:10 AM
Richard
Post by: r_w on March 11, 2011, 10:00:18 AM
That's what the dry suit is for. Remember we only get about 90 days of warm weather. Besides, whats a little hypothermia between friends. ;D
Water only "warms" up to 50 degrees by fall. Better to beat the mosquitoes, anyway :D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on March 31, 2011, 09:01:49 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 12, 2011, 06:05:43 PM
USE THEM
We live in the woods and carpenter ants are a huge problem. We have spent
thousands of dollars with Orkin and on ant poisons trying to keep them under
control but nothing has helped. So when I read somewhere that aspartame
*(NutraSweet)* was actually developed as an ant poison and changed to being
considered non-poisonous after it was realized that a lot more money could
be made on it as a sweetener than as an ant poison, I decided to give it a
try.
I opened two packets of aspartame sweetener, and dumped one in a corner of
each of our bathrooms . That was about 2 years ago and I have not seen any
carpenter ants for about 9 to 12 months. It works better than the most
deadly poisons I have tried. Any time they show up again, I simply dump
another package of NutraSweet in a corner, and they will be gone for a year
or so again. Since posting this information I have had many people tell me
of their success solving ant problems with this substance, when nothing else
worked. I found later that small black ants would not eat the aspartame. It
was determined that if you mixed it with apple juice, they would quickly
take it back to the nest, and all would be dead within 24 hours, usually. I
have found that sometimes it will kill them, and sometimes it does not. Not
sure why, may be slightly different species of ants or something.
Fire Ants: We got our first fire ant hill about 2 weeks ago. Poison did not
work. We tried aspartame and the ants ignored it until we got a light rain.
It was just a sprinkle, enough to
moisten the NutraSweet and ground, but not enough to wash it away. They went
crazy, hundreds of them grabbing it and taking it back into the mound. When
I checked the mound 2 days later, there was no sign of the fire ants. I even
dug the mound up, and still saw none of them.
How does it Work: *Aspartame is a neuropoison..* It most likely kills the
ants by nterfering with their nervous system. It could be direct, like
stopping their heart, or something more subtle like killing their sense of
taste so they can't figure out what is edible, or smell, so they can't
follow their trails, or mis-identify their colonies members, so they start
fighting each other. Not sure what causes them to end up dying, just know
that for many species of ants it will kill them quickly and effectively.
As with any poison I recommend wearing gloves and washing any skin areas
that come in contact with this poison, and avoid getting it in your mouth,
despite anything the labeling may indicate.
More information on this poison can be found at: www.dorway.com
*The Truth About Aspartame...
*Aspartame is NOT a natural substance!*
*Aspartame is NOT a Diet Enhancement product!*
*Aspartame is NOT safe - for ANYONE!*
*Aspartame is NOT a food "additive" *
*Aspartame is an UNREGULATED and UNSAFE DRUG!*
*Aspartame in liquids turns to FORMALDEHYDE above freezing!*
*Aspartame is even worse for DIABETICS!*
*Aspartame poisoning is cumulative (it adds up!)*
*Aspartame byproducts get stored in your FAT!*
*Aspartame has 92 "Official" Side Effects (the worst is DEATH!)*
*Aspartame MIMICS a wide range of problems*
*Aspartame side effects are USUALLY MISDIAGNOSED!*
*People with MS are warned to stay away from Aspartame!
Post by: Solus on April 12, 2011, 07:06:23 PM
For instance, yeast is deadly to rats and boric acid (the primary ingredient in eye wash) will kill cockroaches.
Instead of using aspartame packets with the hazards they present, give Stevia a try. I have not seen it in soft drinks yet, but it is in some products and is available in packets for use instead of sugar.
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 13, 2011, 11:03:29 AM
SUGAR
Post by: ellis4538 on April 13, 2011, 03:15:20 PM
Richard
Post by: BAC on April 13, 2011, 03:41:47 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 13, 2011, 07:54:35 PM
I guess I'm wierd, I use that old fashioned stuff.
SUGAR
Me too.
Considering that sugar has around 15 calories per level teaspoon, as long as it is taken in moderation (and one isn't a diabetic) with reasonable, normal physical activity, sugar ain't all that bad....I don't reckon. ;D
Much of the time, I just drink water.
Post by: jaybet on April 13, 2011, 09:33:51 PM
My old man was 94 when he died. Beside his other problems that he caused himself, about his last ten years sucked. So I'm not so sure I want to get to 95. You can keep it.The mini-strokes, the not knowing what the f*** is going on....you can keep it.
I can get used to the ringing in my ears and the tingling in my arms... I'm NOT going to go on the Michelle Obama diet.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 19, 2011, 11:30:05 AM
Neat to see those guys making the old wooden wheels, by hand mostly......
The places that car could go ...... is amazing !!"
Post by: MikeBjerum on April 30, 2011, 10:19:14 AM
This morning I was having a cup of coffee and reviewing my packing list while The Fast and The Furious was on. I have seen this movie a few times and wasn't really paying attention until I saw the Charger coming out of the driveway. This is when I started my irritations with this movie:
This is a barebones blown sub 10 second street racer with skins stretched over a roll cage that does a wheel stand at the start line
1. This car is daily driver with a smooth idle at 1,000 rpm ??? I owned on sub 10 second car in my life and helped a friend finish my second after I sold him all the parts when I got married. These were both used for cruising on the street, but they sure as H didn't idle at 1,000 rpm. At 1,000 they sounded like a two cylinder "popping Johnny" tractor pulling hard, at 1,200 to 1,500 they smoothed out, and at 2K they were smooth as silk, but deafening.
2. The 1/4 mile takes 1:35 ??? It is past the 30 second mark before they do their first 5 second slow mo, past the minute mark before he loses a cylinder, and a full 1:35 before they do the "Speed Racer" leap over the finish line with two sub 10 second cars ???
Time to see if the Lethal Weapon series is on tonight and count rounds between reloads, or even better would be True Lies with the Uzis with 8" 100 round magazines ???
Post by: Timothy on April 30, 2011, 10:30:24 AM
Can Hollywood get any worse than the FAF series?
Post by: MikeBjerum on April 30, 2011, 11:00:20 AM
He musta missed second gear Mike!
Can Hollywood get any worse than the FAF series?
I've only seen the first two, and it is all about squealing tires and high revving engines. Little too much Nitrous, rice burning and Dukes of Hazard jumping, but some American muscle helps.
I'll wait for Encore to pick up the latest to see the 52 round revolver ... oops ... twenty minute chase scene :-\
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on June 08, 2011, 12:32:35 AM
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Post by: fightingquaker13 on June 08, 2011, 12:41:04 AM
FQ13
Post by: BAC on June 17, 2011, 11:39:55 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on June 27, 2011, 11:25:51 PM
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on June 28, 2011, 12:18:20 AM
http://www.akinator.mobi/
Post by: fightingquaker13 on June 28, 2011, 02:31:38 AM
Think of someone who is famous before answering the questions.
http://www.akinator.mobi/
That's kind of spooky M'lette!
FQ13
Post by: Bill Stryker on June 30, 2011, 03:47:44 PM
Post by: Solus on June 30, 2011, 07:00:39 PM
Great database cross referencing.
It got Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter and Pat Brady, Roy Rogers sidekick.
It missed Sam Durell, from Edward S. Aarons Assignment novels
Post by: Solus on June 30, 2011, 07:03:02 PM
It didn't work for MB. Must be something wrong with it.
Did you add him?
Post by: Bill Stryker on July 01, 2011, 11:56:19 AM
Did you add him?No, but you could. If you want. I am not going back to find out how.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on July 07, 2011, 11:40:30 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 08, 2011, 12:07:44 AM
I knew then that it was just a matter of time and composites technology.
Post by: Pathfinder on July 08, 2011, 07:58:21 AM
@Tom - people are still using that technology not only in medicine - I think I saw that same show you mentioned - but also in archeology. In a recent show I saw, archeologists only had a couple of photographs of an old skull found in a burial temple/mausoleum in Ephesus (in SW Turkey). From the nearly century old photos, they created a computer image, and then used the laser/gel technology to recreate the skull (the gel is phot-reactive to the same frequency as the laser, so the laser essentially "paints" the object in 3D in the gel, creating the object it is painting), and then did facial reconstruction on the recreated skull of who they think was Cleopatra's sister, Arsinue.
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 08, 2011, 09:00:41 AM
Post by: Ichiban on July 08, 2011, 09:20:16 AM
Post by: Solus on July 08, 2011, 09:48:40 AM
Color me skeptical. The scanner part is what really set off my "bullshit" alarm. No way that can get data on the internal portion of the screw mechanism. I can see using a 3D CAD data base to make something rudimentary (say a cup or spoon) that is semi-functional, but I can't accept this on face value. We wont even go into the material properties. Call Jamie and Adam on this one.
Wondered about the internals also. Watched the wrench adjustments and they didn't show anywhere near full opening and closing of the jaws...maybe one rotations worth of adjustment...which is what you would get with a surface scan....
However, some of the models with multiple gears where said to come from the machine fully assembled with moving parts...so maybe they do have some type of x-ray scanning...
I also wondered about material properties. All they showed was being able to specify color. Nothing about hardness or different materials for different parts.
I don't think it is a hoax, just a technology that is in it's infancy, but still impressive.
This type of tech along with Nanotechnology will change the way we live...and how long.
They are saying that the middle aged among us might be able to live to 150 and that is is likely that the first human to live to 1000 might be born any day.
Nanotech works at the atomic and molecular level, allowing, for instance, for a pile of lead to be changed to a stack of gold. True alchemy.
If it works as predicted, it will end aging by being able to repair faulty DNA strings allowing cell reproduction without deterioration. Diseased cells can be repaired....perhaps even quick enough to forestall fatal radiation sickness.
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 08, 2011, 12:08:54 PM
Post by: TAB on July 08, 2011, 12:12:25 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 08, 2011, 12:21:57 PM
Example: If I need a new leg, they do two to three actual plaster molds. Then those are scanned into a scanner in order to make a CNC 3D resin-foam copy of my residual limb. Then that is used to make a vacuum formed lexan molded test-socket (for pre-fitting). If everything fits, then a carbon fiber and epoxy final version is made. It can take anywhere from two weeks to six weeks to get it all right. This technology (if it gets faster and cheaper over time) could shorten the build time significantly....even if it can't be done in a day.
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 08, 2011, 12:48:49 PM
The company Rep mentioned that for they could make stronger items by using more resin, and when the interviewer was about to try the wrench, the Rep said "an hour and a half ago this was a pile of powder" so it took over an hour to "print" the wrench. Something as large as a prosthetic would probably take several hours.
The internals have me baffled as well, but we only saw pieces of the process.
Post by: TAB on July 08, 2011, 12:52:24 PM
plaster casts are proven and easy to modify
Tom look at the thickness of a wrench. a hour and a half for say 3/4". Thats abot a 1/2" a hour. for what ammounts to very little volume.
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 08, 2011, 12:57:06 PM
2 things they mentioned in the video that some of you may have missed.
The company Rep mentioned that for they could make stronger items by using more resin, and when the interviewer was about to try the wrench, the Rep said "an hour and a half ago this was a pile of powder" so it took over an hour to "print" the wrench. Something as large as a prosthetic would probably take several hours.
The internals have me baffled as well, but we only saw pieces of the process.
I'll take several hours. ;D
A socket is just a hollow bucket (with about an 1/8" wall thickness) that everything else attaches to. Internal mechanisms on a simple BKA leg are not an issue.
If I already have the auxiliary components and they could scan and print me a new 'bucket' in a couple of days, then there would be no more gluing volume pads into existing sockets when they get loose. One person could have several interchangeable sockets for one limb to make up for size fluctuation.
As TAB said, it is probably cost-prohibitive at the moment....but technology usually (not always) cheapens over time.
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 08, 2011, 01:09:20 PM
Just saw a case where they were using DNA testing to track down some one for not cleaning up after their dog.
Either DNA testing has become dirt cheap or that's one nasty dog. ;D
Post by: Timothy on July 08, 2011, 02:43:02 PM
Post by: TAB on July 08, 2011, 02:52:55 PM
I've seen these things in real time. They're designed for rapid prototyping for the most part. I doubt very much it could be used for anything of a production nature. One of our customers has one and the tolerances, at least on what he showed me, weren't that good.
The tolerances depend on the material used. the ones that use a laser to harden a resin will be accurate then the ones that use a resin/water to harden a sand type matierals.
The end product is also very important. Most of what my friend that owns the rapod protyping compay does is getting something that the custmers can touch, instead of a 3d remdering, but they also produce postivae molds for which maters molds are produceed from.
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 08, 2011, 03:25:48 PM
TAB, we are agreeing on the speed. 90 minutes for an item 3/4"X 2"X 12" wild guess would be 20X longer for something the size of a leg, 30 hours. Then there is the size limitation of the machine. These are fairly simple things to overcome though as the technology matures.
Just saw a case where they were using DNA testing to track down some one for not cleaning up after their dog.
Either DNA testing has become dirt cheap or that's one nasty dog. ;D
Just ask Maury Povich. ;D
I just need this part: ;D
Post by: Pathfinder on July 08, 2011, 03:32:47 PM
TAB, we are agreeing on the speed. 90 minutes for an item 3/4"X 2"X 12" wild guess would be 20X longer for something the size of a leg, 30 hours. Then there is the size limitation of the machine. These are fairly simple things to overcome though as the technology matures.
Just saw a case where they were using DNA testing to track down some one for not cleaning up after their dog.
Either DNA testing has become dirt cheap or that's one nasty dog. ;D
Actually, that was a proposal by an HOA IIRC, in order to force people to clean up after their dogs or get a huge fine/bill for the HOA to clean it up. They are mandating that all dogs be DNA swabbed so the results are on file.
I thought it would be fun to go out and crap on the HOA President's lawn myself, and let them go berserk trying to match it up to a dog! ;D
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 08, 2011, 04:00:06 PM
It was in Wed. free paper.
Post by: Timothy on July 08, 2011, 04:21:39 PM
;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 08, 2011, 11:11:20 PM
PegLeg....do you ever wear two right shoes just to have some fun?
;D
No (hadn't thought of it) but I have turned it around backwards while sitting at family get-gathers to see if anyone noticed. I got a cool pic my s-i-l took with me sitting in the passenger side of my truck where I had taken it off (during a long road trip) and I turned it upside down and had the foot up over my shoulder. In the picture it looked like I had my leg bent backwards.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on July 18, 2011, 01:21:48 PM
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 18, 2011, 01:31:56 PM
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/271137_10150243450336105_506216104_7675645_3779448_n.jpg)Fail? I think not. I think every sorority house and gay bar in the country has ordered a dozen bags at least. ;)
FQ13
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on July 26, 2011, 07:31:15 PM
In this video clip Jamie Oliver demonstrates how 70% of America's ground beef contains leftover cow parts (a.k.a. "pink slime") containing e.coli and salmonella that has been treated with ammonia. Ammonia treated meat can be found in virtually all conventional grocery stores, fast food restaurants, many national restaurant chains, and school cafeterias. The saddest part is that the USDA allows this ammonia treated meat to enter the marketplace and with no labeling requirement on the packaging to inform the consumer that the meat they are about to buy contains ammonia. This is certainly a rude awakening to the majority of Americans that don't know where the meat in their fridge, the meat in their conventional local grocery store, the meat in their fast food hamburger, and the meat in their restaurant made hamburger comes from.
Here is more information on "Pink Slime" if you are interested
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 26, 2011, 07:43:25 PM
FQ13
Post by: philw on July 27, 2011, 05:15:23 AM
he has had a lot of issues showing how good food can be and easy to prepear with his shows he has done in schools
they would rather do it there way they have and not care about what they are feeding the kids
+ he is a fan of hunting your own food and has video of him out duck shooting and then cooking it
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 09, 2011, 08:25:24 PM
In my best Paul Lynde voice, "You caaaaan't make this stufffffff uppppp, peeee-pullll."
http://pajamasmedia.com/zombie/2011/08/09/deconstructing-slutwalk/?singlepage=true
Some 'colorful' folk right here. ::)
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 09, 2011, 08:33:12 PM
"The First Thing You Need to Know: SlutWalk is a protest against something that doesn’t exist. We’re all supposed to be ANGRY! that society blames the victim for being raped.
But hang on just a minute. Seriously, does that even happen any more? Not really."
Another example of that imaginary conspiracy to undermine the Western Society by creating divisions and then exploiting them.
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 26, 2011, 01:18:25 AM
Post by: Majer on August 26, 2011, 08:16:29 AM
Post by: MikeBjerum on August 26, 2011, 08:53:27 AM
Post by: bryand71 on August 26, 2011, 03:02:43 PM
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 26, 2011, 09:25:41 PM
When the SS Gairsoppa was torpedoed by a German U-boat, it took its huge silver cargo to a watery grave. Seventy years later, US divers said they are working to recover what may well be the biggest shipwreck haul ever.
Florida-based Odyssey Marine Exploration on Monday confirmed the identity and location of the Gairsoppa and cited official documents indicating the ship was carrying some 219 tons of silver coins and bullion when it sank in 1941 in the North Atlantic some 300 miles (490 kilometers) off the Irish coast.
That's worth about $200 million today, which would make it history's largest recovery of precious metals lost at sea, Odyssey said.
"We've accomplished the first phase of this project -- the location and identification of the target shipwreck -- and now we're hard at work planning for the recovery phase," Odyssey senior project manager Andrew Craig said in a statement.
"Given the orientation and condition of the shipwreck, we are extremely confident that our planned salvage operation will be well suited for the recovery of this silver cargo."
Recovery is expected to begin next spring.
After a tender process the British government awarded Odyssey an exclusive salvage contract for the cargo, and under the agreement Odyssey will retain 80 percent of the silver bullion salvaged from the wreck.
The 412-foot (125-meter) Gairsoppa had been sailing from India back to Britain in February 1941, and was in a convoy of ships when a storm hit. Running low on fuel, the Gairsoppa broke off from the convoy and set a course for Galway, Ireland.
It never made it, succumbing to a U-boat's torpedo in the contested waters of the North Atlantic. Of the 85 people on board, only one survived.
The Gairsoppa came to rest nearly 15,400 feet (4,700 meters) below the surface, but Odyssey is insisting that won't prevent a full cargo recovery.
"We were fortunate to find the shipwreck sitting upright, with the holds open and easily accessible," Odyssey chief executive Greg Stemm said.
"This should enable us to unload cargo through the hatches as would happen with a floating ship alongside a cargo terminal."
Odyssey, a world leader in deep-ocean exploration, recently conducted remotely operated vehicles from its main ship, the Odyssey Explorer, to inspect the shipwreck. It said it acquired still and video imagery from the site which were used to confirm the identify and evaluate the condition of the Gairsoppa.
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As far as I know the previous record for treasure recovery was the 8,000 depth of the SS Central America .
Post by: philw on September 28, 2011, 07:42:14 AM
now only if there was a NSFW section...
it is not porn
but not for everyone...
should I / Should I not... that is the question
Post by: Ichiban on September 28, 2011, 08:31:39 AM
With a whole bunch of disclaimers.
Post by: philw on September 28, 2011, 08:41:29 AM
Maybe just post the link to it.
With a whole bunch of disclaimers.
you should know me well enough by now that i well end up posting it....
besides how bad can it be, it is on you tube... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 28, 2011, 11:16:31 AM
This sounds as bad as if Red posted that something might be to gross to post.
Post by: philw on September 28, 2011, 11:17:33 PM
After some of the other stuff you have posted, if Phil has doubts about it I'm not looking.
This sounds as bad as if Red posted that something might be to gross to post.
you know you will end up watching it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsARXbX_4Pg
then again I may have posted this one before
Post by: Big Frank on September 28, 2011, 11:22:57 PM
Post by: philw on September 28, 2011, 11:34:36 PM
I would remember if I saw that one before. Yuck.
the music is good.... you never forget that one now hehe
Post by: philw on October 02, 2011, 06:15:22 AM
how about this gem
now remember the Beer Bongs
some how the Irish got it Arse about....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7CnVS3_6LQ
Post by: ellis4538 on October 02, 2011, 11:09:02 AM
JMHO
Richard
Post by: philw on October 02, 2011, 05:47:06 PM
Your sick! Sick I say...
JMHO
Richard
Yea that is about right
A lot would and have said more ;) should of seethe reaction at work. Priceless
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Post by: Big Frank on October 02, 2011, 06:51:15 PM
Post by: ellis4538 on October 03, 2011, 03:03:41 AM
Darwin move over!
Richard
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 09, 2011, 10:27:25 AM
1. Have you ever read the fine print at the end of a condom when you ... Sorry, wrong story;
2. Are there any Iowa drivers that understand what that little stick on the left side of the steering column is for;
3. Why is gasoline worth $0.20 more just because it is the northside of the border;
4. If a speeding fine is $20.00, why is the ticket total $92.00;
5. Does the phrase "Use your cruise" mean anything, and if not how about "if you are going to speed up to get beside me, don't slow down and pin me in as we approach a slower vehicle;
6. Why aren't cars required to have emergency reflectors just like trucks, or at least leave their hazard flashers on when they are abandoned on the edge of an interstate at night;
7. When did law enforcement decide that the best recruiting class for new officers was second grade;
8. If you stand in line for ten minutes and then have to step aside while they make your sandwich, is it still "fast food;"
9. Is it really necessary to shine your six cell MAG-LITE in my eyes while blasting me with 492 million candle power from your squad car;
10. If you are passing a truck, what is the advantage of cutting in with three feet between you bumpers as compared to giving at least enough separation that the trucker can see your car once you move;
11. ...
Post by: ellis4538 on October 09, 2011, 11:36:17 AM
Richard
PS: That goes for all over, not just Iowa. Just a thought about Iowa though. Do John Deere tractors go fast enough to need to yield?
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 09, 2011, 12:57:46 PM
My #11 would be...Does anyone remember what the YIELD sign means and do you follow it?
Richard
PS: That goes for all over, not just Iowa. Just a thought about Iowa though. Do John Deere tractors go fast enough to need to yield?
If it's not Red leave it in the shed!
Actually we were a diverse family - Red, silver, orange and galvanized.
Post by: Timothy on October 09, 2011, 01:31:53 PM
If it's not Red leave it in the shed!
Actually we were a diverse family - Red, silver, orange and galvanized.
Spoken like a true Farmall lover!
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 09, 2011, 02:45:12 PM
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 09, 2011, 07:52:52 PM
11. As Mr. Bogan said - Merge means merge! When you come down the ramp it is your job to match the flow of traffic, and not traffic's job to slow down to make your life easier. When a lane is ending it has been proven that the best way to keep traffic flowing is to merge as quickly as possible rather than wait until you are out of space;
12. In keeping with the above, when a lane is ending and is empty because good drivers have already merged it is not your personal drag strip to get ahead of everyone else;
13. Exit only means exit only - If you are in that lane EXIT! If you don't want to exit MERGE!;
14. Pick a lane and use it - There are no registration discount bonus points for spreading the road wear over as many lanes as possible;
15. Hang up the damn phone and drive;
16. Pay attention to traffic - Start seeing motorcycles comes to mind first after a young girl talking on her phone ran a stop sign and pulled out right in front of us this afternoon and then drove at 45 mph for two miles on a winding road. However, I have had this happen when I'm driving a full size pickup as well, so just wake up and drive.
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 09, 2011, 09:43:35 PM
Here are a few more I left off earlier, but an afternoon, and 190+ miles on the bike, reminded me:
11. As Mr. Bogan said - Merge means merge! When you come down the ramp it is your job to match the flow of traffic, and not traffic's job to slow down to make your life easier. When a lane is ending it has been proven that the best way to keep traffic flowing is to merge as quickly as possible rather than wait until you are out of space;
12. In keeping with the above, when a lane is ending and is empty because good drivers have already merged it is not your personal drag strip to get ahead of everyone else;
13. Exit only means exit only - If you are in that lane EXIT! If you don't want to exit MERGE!;
14. Pick a lane and use it - There are no registration discount bonus points for spreading the road wear over as many lanes as possible;
15. Hang up the damn phone and drive;
16. Pay attention to traffic - Start seeing motorcycles comes to mind first after a young girl talking on her phone ran a stop sign and pulled out right in front of us this afternoon and then drove at 45 mph for two miles on a winding road. However, I have had this happen when I'm driving a full size pickup as well, so just wake up and drive.
They should let us kill these people on sight.
Post by: ellis4538 on October 10, 2011, 04:11:04 AM
Richard
Post by: TAB on October 10, 2011, 10:42:17 AM
Here are a few more I left off earlier, but an afternoon, and 190+ miles on the bike, reminded me:
11. As Mr. Bogan said - Merge means merge! When you come down the ramp it is your job to match the flow of traffic, and not traffic's job to slow down to make your life easier. When a lane is ending it has been proven that the best way to keep traffic flowing is to merge as quickly as possible rather than wait until you are out of space;
12. In keeping with the above, when a lane is ending and is empty because good drivers have already merged it is not your personal drag strip to get ahead of everyone else;
13. Exit only means exit only - If you are in that lane EXIT! If you don't want to exit MERGE!;
14. Pick a lane and use it - There are no registration discount bonus points for spreading the road wear over as many lanes as possible;
15. Hang up the damn phone and drive;
16. Pay attention to traffic - Start seeing motorcycles comes to mind first after a young girl talking on her phone ran a stop sign and pulled out right in front of us this afternoon and then drove at 45 mph for two miles on a winding road. However, I have had this happen when I'm driving a full size pickup as well, so just wake up and drive.
over 5 years I was hit 16 times by drivers on cell phones... every single one of them I was stoped at a red light and had been for atleast 30 seconds. all of them women ages 16-30ish. I got real good at going to the junk yard to get a bumper.( pick n pull) got it down to 2 hours from the time I left the house til I had a bumper. on the truck. I think I made more off that truck then I did out of the back of it. lots of 2000 checks from insurance companys or $500 right there to walk.
Post by: Magoo541 on October 10, 2011, 11:01:12 PM
over 5 years I was hit 16 times by drivers on cell phones...
Driving a camoflaged truck will get you hit every time ;D
Post by: Solus on October 11, 2011, 08:35:46 AM
over 5 years I was hit 16 times by drivers on cell phones... every single one of them I was stoped at a red light and had been for atleast 30 seconds. all of them women ages 16-30ish. I got real good at going to the junk yard to get a bumper.( pick n pull) got it down to 2 hours from the time I left the house til I had a bumper. on the truck. I think I made more off that truck then I did out of the back of it. lots of 2000 checks from insurance companys or $500 right there to walk.
What TAB fails to mention is that he was talking to each of the women at the time of the incident and they were accelerating into his truck......for some reason. ;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 11, 2011, 02:16:22 PM
In IOWA it's GREEN! John Deere is based there.
Richard
Thought they were in Moline, Illinois since 1848?
Post by: shooter32 on October 11, 2011, 05:30:02 PM
Here are a few more I left off earlier, but an afternoon, and 190+ miles on the bike, reminded me:
11. As Mr. Bogan said - Merge means merge! When you come down the ramp it is your job to match the flow of traffic, and not traffic's job to slow down to make your life easier. When a lane is ending it has been proven that the best way to keep traffic flowing is to merge as quickly as possible rather than wait until you are out of space;
12. In keeping with the above, when a lane is ending and is empty because good drivers have already merged it is not your personal drag strip to get ahead of everyone else;
13. Exit only means exit only - If you are in that lane EXIT! If you don't want to exit MERGE!;
14. Pick a lane and use it - There are no registration discount bonus points for spreading the road wear over as many lanes as possible;
15. Hang up the damn phone and drive;
16. Pay attention to traffic - Start seeing motorcycles comes to mind first after a young girl talking on her phone ran a stop sign and pulled out right in front of us this afternoon and then drove at 45 mph for two miles on a winding road. However, I have had this happen when I'm driving a full size pickup as well, so just wake up and drive.
+1 Thanks m58
Post by: ellis4538 on October 11, 2011, 06:56:16 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 12, 2011, 12:32:33 PM
I have a friend who worked in their plant in Eldridge, Iowa for years. Eldridge is on the Eastern edge of Iowa near the Illinois border. Maybe he drove to Moline to work...don't know where it is located compared to Eldridge. His widow is living well with the benefits package he got.
Heck, as big as the operation has grown, they have plants in several areas.
I had a great uncle who lived in Moline for many years, and every time he came down to visit, he said it was nice to see all the "Moline Green" in south Georgia.
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 13, 2011, 09:02:27 AM
In IOWA it's GREEN! John Deere is based there.
Richard
Yah :'( We do have a mold problem in that state to the south :'(
Post by: philw on November 16, 2011, 05:02:30 AM
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 16, 2011, 11:20:14 AM
Post by: ellis4538 on December 16, 2011, 02:36:06 PM
Richard
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 16, 2011, 02:55:44 PM
Post by: Timothy on December 16, 2011, 02:56:10 PM
Flips and hot dogging were the norm back in my day but that back country stuff is wild...
Post by: JC5123 on December 16, 2011, 04:33:08 PM
JC will love that clip at the end ;D
;D ;D ;D
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on January 25, 2012, 11:56:00 PM
Post by: PegLeg45 on February 27, 2012, 05:38:24 PM
http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/pakken.html
;)
Post by: Solus on March 25, 2012, 12:15:29 PM
Check out the video at the site.
http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=11990&promo=Spring2012
Post by: tombogan03884 on March 25, 2012, 01:43:08 PM
"255-hp supercharged Rotax axial flow engine, enabling realistic behaviors such as porpoising or skyhopping. It can hydroplane up to 50 mph over the water's surface and it can cruise up to 25 mph while submerged;"
Holy crap !
I WANT ONE !!! ;D
Post by: jaybet on March 29, 2012, 08:08:41 AM
Post by: JC5123 on March 29, 2012, 08:36:41 AM
I'm looking to "accessorize" my new mailbox post and can't find much in the way of reflectors to hang on it. I was thinking maybe red, white, & blue. Anyone have a lead on a good selection of reflectors or reflective materials?
I sell reflectors!!!!
Specifically the type you see on delineator posts on the side of the highway. HOWEVER I just happen to have Red, White, and Blue. PM me for more info.
Post by: Hazcat on March 29, 2012, 09:05:02 AM
Post by: Majer on March 29, 2012, 09:07:23 AM
Post by: JC5123 on March 30, 2012, 09:56:25 AM
And I wanna see pictures of this when you're done! ;D
Post by: jaybet on March 30, 2012, 10:27:36 AM
Post by: jaybet on April 07, 2012, 11:20:52 AM
(http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll237/jaybethel/Mailbox.jpg)
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 07, 2012, 06:51:05 PM
Hey JC! Got those reflectors and did the most artistic thing I could with them...it ain't much but it's recognizable!
(http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll237/jaybethel/Mailbox.jpg)
Cool.
Sadly, in my area, that would be considered a 'prime target'......which is why mine is black on black (does that make me racist?). ;D
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 07, 2012, 09:08:01 PM
Post by: jaybet on April 08, 2012, 07:43:36 AM
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 08, 2012, 05:04:50 PM
I suspect that's why there's a big old lap joint on the post. :)
That wouldn't help me much. ;D
The first mailbox post we put up was a 4x4 treated post just like yours....but down here, the hoodlums don't settle for beer bottles (which mostly dent the box), no, they use pieces of cement blocks, bricks, and watermelons.
Our first box was white like yours and got hit with a chunk of block the first week.....it broke the post off at the ground.
Post by: ellis4538 on April 09, 2012, 01:36:16 AM
Richard
Post by: JC5123 on April 09, 2012, 09:23:02 AM
Post by: JC5123 on April 26, 2012, 01:56:08 PM
Post by: Timothy on April 26, 2012, 02:24:49 PM
Just a thank you to Jaybet! Got some great new tunes. ;D
He's generous ain't he?
I have some gifts from the Bluesman of Cape May myself... 8) 8)
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 29, 2012, 10:51:51 AM
Quote
http://hills-shire-times.whereilive.com.au/news/story/jaime-bertoux-steps-into-the-future/
(http://images.whereilive.com.au/images/uploads/2012/11/29/f23b987f9d798b3405456e28830fbcbe_resized.jpg)
Thanks to groundbreaking surgery by Dr Munjed Al Muderis at the hospital, the double amputee has had endo-prosthesis implants to enable his bionic-like legs to be attached directly, doing away with the painful prosthetic socket.
Quote
http://medicalxpress.com/news/2012-11-thought-controlled-prosthesis-amputees.html
Thought-controlled prosthesis is changing the lives of amputees
(http://s.ph-cdn.com/newman/gfx/news/2012/thoughtcontr.jpg)
The world's first implantable robotic arm controlled by thoughts is being developed by Chalmers researcher Max Ortiz Catalan. The first operations on patients will take place this winter.
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 28, 2014, 06:17:08 PM
We have talked several times on here about printed guns and using the printing technology for prosthetics..... well, it is here.
Some tech geeks built this kid an arm that would normally run $40k plus for less than $400....and this is just the beginning....I have read several articles where 3D printing is being used for prosthetic design.
This story made me feel like I was chopping up onions....... ;)
See This 6-Year-Old Boy Hug His Mom for the First Time, Thanks to His New 3-D-Printed Robot Arm
http://www.people.com/article/boy-gets-new-robot-arm
(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2014/sandbox/news/140811/alex/alex-pring-6-600.jpg)
Another article:
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http://3dprint.com/2438/50-prosthetic-3d-printed-hand/
Simon went into the meeting skeptical of how the 3D printed hand would stack up to a device which costs 840 times that of the Cyborg Beast, but carried on anyhow. After all, Delgado had a job which required quite a bit of lifting and other activity. The hand he used would have to hold up to the daily pounding it would face. A $42,000 prosthetic may be able to do that, but would a $50 3D printed hand made from ABS plastic have even the slightest chance?
After some time had passed, Simon decided to meet up with Delgado once more, this time to work on the setup of the tendons within the Beast. To his amazement, Delgado had told him that the 3D printed hand has been functioning better than the myoelectric device, and he had preferred it to the $42,000 hand he had used for over a year. Sure, a piece may break every once in a while, as ABS plastic is not the strongest material in the world, but the solution is simple, print a replacement.
Simon is currently working with Delgado to print him a new hand; this time from a stronger material called Bridge nylon, which will give Delgado an even more robust hand. Join in on the discussion about Delgado’s experiences at 3DPB.com. If you are looking to have a prosthetic 3D printed for yourself or a friend, feel free to post a request in the ‘Need a Prosthetic 3D Printed’ discussion thread. Also, check out the video posted by Simon, in which Delgado compares his $50 Cyborg Beast with his $42,000 myoelectric hand.
This dad did it at home:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/04/dad-prints-prosthetic-hand-leon-mccarthy_n_4214217.html