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Title: I was insulted today!
Post by: ismram on August 03, 2008, 03:15:05 PM
I was walking in the local mall today with my wife. You know I didn't really want to be there, but you do what you have to do in order too keep the peace. I noticed this (Hatched faced woman) staring me down as we approached her. As we passed her she says "I think it's disqusting that you have a T-Shirt with a handgun on it!" I had a very nice polo shirt on, that I got at a IDPA State Champ shoot. It had the IDPA logo on it with a picture of a handgun. As I stoped to turn around I felt my wife tug on my arm "Just keep walking" she said. I said "Honey I don't think so!" I looked at the old crow and said "Do you want to know what is really disqusting?  She just stared at me. "Have you looked in the miror lately?" Her jaw dropped, my wife's jaw dropped. I don't think my wife will invite me to go to the mall anytime soon.
Title: Re: I was insulted today!
Post by: dj454 on August 03, 2008, 03:26:41 PM
Go get 'em Ismram!!
Title: Re: I was insulted today!
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 03, 2008, 03:39:24 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D obviously, she was a liberal  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I was insulted today!
Post by: ismram on August 03, 2008, 03:45:34 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D obviously, she was a liberal  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Yea, you could tell by the Nancy Pelosi scowl on her face! >:(
Title: Re: I was insulted today!
Post by: PegLeg45 on August 03, 2008, 03:50:44 PM
Ever notice people like that always look constipated?  :D
Title: Re: I was insulted today!
Post by: djstarrider on August 03, 2008, 03:53:18 PM
Awesome, way to go, a man after my own heart!  Go get 'em!
Title: Re: I was insulted today!
Post by: ismram on August 03, 2008, 04:06:37 PM
Ever notice people like that always look constipated?  :D
You know, your right! They all look like they could use a good BM! There faces are all scrunched up and they look like they are in pain.
Title: Re: I was insulted today!
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 03, 2008, 04:44:56 PM
I applaud you.. and also your wife for being able to "just walk on".
I wouldn't have been able to and Marshal would have been the one tugging on my arm... LOL
Title: Re: I was insulted today!
Post by: Neon Knight Anubis on August 03, 2008, 05:24:17 PM
Yea, you could tell by the Nancy Pelosi scowl on her face! >:(

Ya' mean one of the two expressions she can do through all that botox?  ;D
Title: Re: I was insulted today!
Post by: ismram on August 03, 2008, 06:22:14 PM
I applaud you.. and also your wife for being able to "just walk on".
I wouldn't have been able to and Marshal would have been the one tugging on my arm... LOL
Sorry to dissappiont you Marshal'ette but I didn't just walk by. Not my style!
Title: Re: I was insulted today!
Post by: Big Frank on August 03, 2008, 06:31:23 PM
I was walking in the local mall today with my wife. You know I didn't really want to be there, but you do what you have to do in order too keep the peace. I noticed this (Hatched faced woman) staring me down as we approached her. As we passed her she says "I think it's disqusting that you have a T-Shirt with a handgun on it!" I had a very nice polo shirt on, that I got at a IDPA State Champ shoot. It had the IDPA logo on it with a picture of a handgun. As I stoped to turn around I felt my wife tug on my arm "Just keep walking" she said. I said "Honey I don't think so!" I looked at the old crow and said "Do you want to know what is really disqusting?  She just stared at me. "Have you looked in the miror lately?" Her jaw dropped, my wife's jaw dropped. I don't think my wife will invite me to go to the mall anytime soon.

Wow! You set that ***** straight, AND possibly got out of further shopping with the wife. You're batting 1000 the way I see it.  ;D
Title: Re: I was insulted today!
Post by: Rob10ring on August 03, 2008, 06:53:22 PM
I picture this lady to look like the old nag that took Toto and put him in her bicycle basket. I wonder what she would have said if you'd invited her to the range. ;)
Title: Re: I was insulted today!
Post by: ismram on August 03, 2008, 06:54:32 PM
Wow! You set that ***** straight, AND possibly got out of further shopping with the wife. You're batting 1000 the way I see it.  ;D
Yea, i see it as a Win, Win!
Title: Re: I was insulted today!
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 03, 2008, 07:10:40 PM
Good for you ! TAB probably won't approve but I don't believe in taking crap from those type of hypocrites.
Title: Re: I was insulted today!
Post by: ismram on August 03, 2008, 07:32:05 PM
I picture this lady to look like the old nag that took Toto and put him in her bicycle basket. I wonder what she would have said if you'd invited her to the range. ;)
She had a scrunched up face with her arms crossed, and a  very condescending voice. I think if she tryed to smile her face would crack! I would be glad too invite her to the range. " If you know what I mean!"
Title: Re: I was insulted today!
Post by: ismram on August 03, 2008, 07:38:54 PM
Good for you ! TAB probably won't approve but I don't believe in taking crap from those type of hypocrites.
Thanks Tom! I'm sure TAB will weigh in.
Title: Re: I was insulted today!
Post by: CJS3 on August 03, 2008, 09:38:36 PM
 ;D ;D ;DDamn Staight ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I was insulted today!
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on August 03, 2008, 10:37:35 PM
ismram.. I applauded you for NOT walking by.. and your wife of course for trying to get you to.. ;)
There has to be a calm one in the group.. Marshal is the calm one.. I am the the wild one. ( but the combination works88most of the time :P)
it would have disappointed me if you had let her get by with that rude comment.
You did good.  :D
Title: Re: I was insulted today!
Post by: Rastus on August 07, 2008, 07:50:57 PM
........................I looked at the old crow and said "Do you want to know what is really disqusting?  She just stared at me. "Have you looked in the miror lately?" Her jaw dropped, my wife's jaw dropped. I don't think my wife will invite me to go to the mall anytime soon.

Ismram...you are so much a candidate for sensitivity training and tolerance establishment.  There's still room in my class..... ;D

I'll be the one wearing the Team Infidel  t-shirt......

Title: Re: I was insulted today!
Post by: DDMac on August 08, 2008, 06:17:57 AM
Ismram, sounds like you got a 2fer out of it.
Mac.
Title: Re: I was insulted today!
Post by: ratcatcher55 on August 08, 2008, 09:09:39 AM
Roger Ismram, one threat detected, engaged and destroyed.

Return to base. Job well done!
Title: Re: I was insulted today!
Post by: ismram on August 08, 2008, 03:20:14 PM
Ismram...you are so much a candidate for sensitivity training and tolerance establishment.  There's still room in my class..... ;D

I'll be the one wearing the Team Infidel  t-shirt......


Rastus , Where do I sign up? ;D
Title: Re: I was insulted today!
Post by: ismram on August 08, 2008, 03:26:55 PM
Roger Ismram, one threat detected, engaged and destroyed.

Return to base. Job well done!
That's all I can stand's I can't stand's no more! YUK, YUK, YUK! ;D
Title: Re: I was insulted today!
Post by: leatherman92 on August 09, 2008, 07:23:05 PM
good job,I hope u were carrying at the time.