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Title: who protects you from bumps in the night?
Post by: TAB on December 09, 2014, 12:28:50 PM
Me its Mr Colt and Mr Remington.

Who protects you?
Title: Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
Post by: Timothy on December 09, 2014, 01:36:49 PM
By age...

E Remington circa 1969
JP Sauer circa 1979
B Ruger (just an infant) 2012

And the cray, cray woman resting beside me...
Title: Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
Post by: lhprop1 on December 09, 2014, 02:59:01 PM
Macy the Wundermutt is the first line of defense.  If they get past that face-licking, tail-wagging beast of terror, they will have to get past the laser maze.  One wrong move, and the Claymores go off and the floor opens up to a pit of angry bears and alligators.

If all that fails, I'll stumble out of bed to the safe and wake up Mr Stoeger.   
Title: Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
Post by: Big Frank on December 09, 2014, 03:25:59 PM
Mr. Para Ordnance .45. 
Title: Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
Post by: alfsauve on December 09, 2014, 04:21:09 PM
Well for my wife it's Mr Charter's dog..  his .44 Bulldog.

Depending on the floor of the house.   In the bedroom it's Sir Gaston.   On the main level it's primarily Misters Smith and Wesson.  Ditto when I'm outside. Though there some Moss in the laundry room.  Some 12 gauge Moss.   

However, I've added something new lately.   

[Stealing from Romancing the Stone, Juan the drug dealer.]

Meet, Pepe, my little mule.   My little 12", 5.56, 30 round magazine, little mule.  He get us out of trouble.
Title: Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
Post by: fatbaldguy on December 09, 2014, 05:54:10 PM
Messr's Colt, Smith&Wesson, Mossberg, Ruger, and the obligatory furriner CZ.

in the form of 1911, model 15, 500, P89, SR762, Scout,  and 83

There would be more, but, I sold 'em.  At a loss.  When I was short on cash.  Yeah, that's it.
Title: Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
Post by: mortdooley on December 09, 2014, 06:34:37 PM
Lester the Landsear will sound the alarm and then the Walther P99 comes out.
Title: Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
Post by: Solus on December 09, 2014, 07:14:20 PM
Gaston's 23 and Saiga's 12
Title: Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
Post by: Rastus on December 10, 2014, 06:21:48 AM
Five Seven, Ruger SR9 and a couple of S&W M&P's strategically located to get to the Winchester 94 or MagTac AR.  I really need to get that Stoger coach gun out from underneath all of the junk piled up in the closet....

The boys keep the AK's and Remington 1100's in their room.

All of that is after they trip on about a 1/2 dozen dadgummed lap dog Papillons the wife keeps inn the house.
Title: Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 10, 2014, 07:14:15 AM
The building I live in was built in 1805.
If there's a bump in the night I'm more likely to reach for holy water than a gun.
I make my own.
It's easy.
You just boil the hell out of it.   ;D
Title: Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
Post by: les snyder on December 10, 2014, 07:58:40 AM
Of Ghoulies, and Ghosties, and long legged Beasties, and things that go bump in the night, O Lord protect me

and if that doesn't work... I'll see if the old adage, that the sound of racking the slide of an 870 causes a change in what I hear...
Title: Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
Post by: GASPASSERDELUXE on December 10, 2014, 10:09:43 AM
Mr SIG or Mr S&W or Mr Glock depending which room in the house I am in.
Title: Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 10, 2014, 01:09:46 PM
Mr SIG or Mr S&W or Mr Glock depending which room in the house I am in.


If Henry Bowman was REALLY your hero it would be a Solothon 20 MM   ;D
Title: Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
Post by: GASPASSERDELUXE on December 10, 2014, 03:11:22 PM

If Henry Bowman was REALLY your hero it would be a Solothon 20 MM   ;D

While that is true it would be rather hard to conceal from casual observation plus there is the tripping hazard.







Title: Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 10, 2014, 03:47:18 PM
Not to mention the hernia hazard from toting it around  ;D
Title: Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
Post by: ExurbanKevin on December 10, 2014, 09:09:33 PM
A Czech family and a Swedish family: Josef and František Koucký (http://www.exurbanleague.com/misfires/2014/02/04/gun-just-works/) and O.F. Mossberg & Sons (http://www.exurbanleague.com/misfires/2012/12/14/product-review-ati-akita-adjustable-stock/). :D
Title: Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
Post by: bulldog75 on December 11, 2014, 02:26:53 PM
Glock and Remington.
Title: Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
Post by: Majer on December 11, 2014, 08:51:03 PM
Mr Colt 1911 or Mr Browning HiPower with Mr Mossberg 835 loaded with 3 inch 00 buck as back up
Title: Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
Post by: Hazcat on December 11, 2014, 10:42:28 PM
I first have to ask what room I am in and then in which direction I reach to properly answer your question.
Title: Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
Post by: MAUSERMAN on December 12, 2014, 12:05:27 AM
Two very motivated German shepherds and my Cz97. 
Title: Re: who protects you from bumps in the night?
Post by: billt on December 12, 2014, 04:19:04 AM
Glock, (various flavors), Mossberg, (590-A1).