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Title: Didn't know?
Post by: shooter32 on August 08, 2008, 09:31:37 AM
Stoped to get gass this morning on my way to work and went inside to get a cup of coffee and was told, ( are you trying to be a smart ass).  ???  You see I was wearing a tie shirt from Primos hunting calls, that says "Speak the Language".
At first I wasn't sure what I did . Then she pointed at my shirt. My first thought was to show her that she was #1 with that one finger :o :o. But instead, I said, no speak a eenglish :D
Title: Re: Didn't know?
Post by: Pathfinder on August 08, 2008, 09:39:41 AM
Stoped to get gass this morning on my way to work and went inside to get a cup of coffee and was told, ( are you trying to be a smart ass).  ???  You see I was wearing a tie shirt from Primos hunting calls, that says "Speak the Language".
At first I wasn't sure what I did . Then she pointed at my shirt. My first thought was to show her that she was #1 with that one finger :o :o. But instead, I said, no speak a eenglish :D

From what I've heard from Greeley locals, them's fightin' words in your neck of the woods what with all the Mexicans who've emigrated there for the jobs in the packing plants and whatnot.

Good double entendre, though, I like it.
Title: Re: Didn't know?
Post by: kmitch200 on August 08, 2008, 07:34:50 PM
My favorite gunsmith has a stamp that says "SPEAK ENGLISH" in large, bold letters.
He stamped all the 1s, 5s, 10s and 20s he had in the shop....then I stamped all of mine.   ;D
Title: Re: Didn't know?
Post by: Rob10ring on August 08, 2008, 07:57:55 PM
My favorite gunsmith has a stamp that says "SPEAK ENGLISH" in large, bold letters.
He stamped all the 1s, 5s, 10s and 20s he had in the shop....then I stamped all of mine.   ;D
Where can I get this stamp?
Title: Re: Didn't know?
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 08, 2008, 08:06:03 PM
This is America, speak English or go home !
If this offends people I come in contact with I tell them tough sh!t. But then I'm trying to quit smoking so I have more than enough insanity in my eyes to end a situation right there ;D
Title: Re: Didn't know?
Post by: Rastus on August 08, 2008, 09:06:21 PM
My favorite gunsmith has a stamp that says "SPEAK ENGLISH" in large, bold letters.
He stamped all the 1s, 5s, 10s and 20s he had in the shop....then I stamped all of mine.   ;D

Need one here too....
Title: Re: Didn't know?
Post by: twyacht on August 08, 2008, 09:12:48 PM
If this offends people I come in contact with I tell them tough sh!t. But then I'm trying to quit smoking so I have more than enough insanity in my eyes to end a situation right there Grin

Good Luck!,,, in the Stop Smoking campaign, If you succeed, I will too......long overdue, and the money I save will buy more ammo. ;D

Don't flip out on some hapless idiot, and good luck.
Title: Re: Didn't know?
Post by: MikeBjerum on August 08, 2008, 09:25:52 PM
This is America, speak English or go home !
If this offends people I come in contact with I tell them tough sh!t. But then I'm trying to quit smoking so I have more than enough insanity in my eyes to end a situation right there ;D

Ahhhhh ... Nicotine deprivation ... man's answer to PMS  ;)

I did fine with cigarettes, but cigars is a whole nother thing.  Can't do it, but then again I don't really want to.
Title: Re: Didn't know?
Post by: ericire12 on August 08, 2008, 09:39:06 PM
(http://shop.gallaghershop.com/images/1166456534302-843657878.jpeg)

Buy the shirt here:
http://shop.gallaghershop.com/product.sc;jsessionid=EC200C6128A270564ED5BBC983E8CF1C.qscstrfrnt01?categoryId=1&productId=1


They also sell bumper stickers and car magnets
Title: Re: Didn't know?
Post by: kmitch200 on August 09, 2008, 12:28:55 AM
Do a search for self inking stamps or custom stamps and get one that fits your price range.
I don't have a particular company name. Sorry! Many will make a stamp with whatever you want on it as long as they get paid.  :D


Tom, I used the prescription Chantix to quit smoking.
It is not without side effects but it does work.
Side effects that I had were some insomnia, REALLY vivid, often strange dreams and after about a month or so, some muscle soreness.  The dreams were for the most part, entertaining. The soreness sucked and I immediatly quit the Rx. Didn't matter, I had already quit smoking.   
Good luck!
Title: Re: Didn't know?
Post by: Rob10ring on August 09, 2008, 04:04:14 AM
This is America, speak English or go home !
If this offends people I come in contact with I tell them tough sh!t. But then I'm trying to quit smoking so I have more than enough insanity in my eyes to end a situation right there ;D

Good luck on quitting smoking …same to anyone else thinking about it.

My father-in-law just found out that he's got advanced bladder cancer. I had no idea that was another one brought to us by the folks at tobacco, but it is. May we all be lucky enough to dodge that bullet.
Title: Re: Didn't know?
Post by: unique on August 11, 2008, 03:40:10 PM
Okay, it's been a long time, but it seems to me that in a book called "The Ugly American" we were criticized for going to other countries and not bothering to learn the language or customs.  Now we're criticized for not learning the language and customs of people who come here.
Another one I really like is a question that is supposed to determine if you are a racist or sexist;  If you see someone on the street and you notice that they are black, you're a racist, a woman and you're a sexist.
I never argue with a liberal, they are dedicated idiots.
Title: Re: Didn't know?
Post by: leatherman92 on August 12, 2008, 10:54:16 AM
(http://shop.gallaghershop.com/images/1166456534302-843657878.jpeg)

Buy the shirt here:
http://shop.gallaghershop.com/product.sc;jsessionid=EC200C6128A270564ED5BBC983E8CF1C.qscstrfrnt01?categoryId=1&productId=1


They also sell bumper stickers and car magnets
Im going to order one this week for my Grandpa