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Member Section => Politics & RKBA => Topic started by: Ron J on August 20, 2008, 07:00:26 PM
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I was going to post this on the joke thread BUT not sure if it is a joke. By the way ... where's the fried chicken?
Mark your calendars!!!
2008 Democratic National Convention August 28, 2008 - Schedule of Events:
7:00 pm ~ Opening flag burning.
7:15 pm ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the U. N.
7:20 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:25 pm ~ Non-religious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. A Muslim Imam is yet to be decided.
7:45 pm ~ Ceremonial tree hugging.
7:55 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:00 pm ~ How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore.
8:15 pm ~ Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank presiding.
8:35 pm ~ How Can We Fool Them Today? - Hillary Clinton
8:45 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:00 pm ~ Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry.
9.25 pm ~ Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon.
10:00 pm ~ "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin.
10:30 pm -- Proper Use of Campaign Funds and Domestic Affairs - John Edwards.
10:45 pm -- How to keep your cash cool. Rep. William Jefferson (LA)
11:00 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:05 pm ~ Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand.
11:15 pm ~ Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn.
11:30 pm ~ Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton.
11:45 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:50 pm ~ How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean,
12:15 am ~ "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore.
12:25 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:30 am ~ How to Make Up Whoppers and Not Get Caught! - Hillary Clinton
12:45 am ~ Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
1:00 am ~ Nomination of Barack Obama by Nancy Pelosi.
1:10 am -- Endorsement Ceremony by AFL-CIO, PETA, Planned Parenthood, Sierra Club, CNN, ABC, NBC, New York Times, LA Times, Washington Post, ACLU, Hamas, Oprah Winfrey, George Clooney.
1:15 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
1:25 am ~ Coronation of Barack Obama.
1:45 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
2:00 am ~ Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home.
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Come on 2am !
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2am- Hillery offers Obama a ride home.
Mac.
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Thanks, Ron J.
After the day I've had today, I really needed that to put a smile on my face. ;D
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To celebrate "DemCon" ... I am in search of a big ol' slab of chicken fried steak with gravy, fried okra and a tall ... a very tall beer.
RJ
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That was great! I found my foam bricks and will throw them accordingly at the "old" TV as I don't want or need to see them in HD. ;D
Where's the how to sell a book segment by Nancy Pelosi?
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Guns, the true danger to society, by Chucky Schumer.
8) 8)
To celebrate "DemCon" ... I am in search of a big ol' slab of chicken fried steak with gravy, fried okra and a tall ... a very tall beer.
RJ
+10 Might have to have a pitcher of Hazarita's too,...
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Great!! You made me spit beer all over the keyboard of my laptop!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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To celebrate "DemCon" ... I am in search of a big ol' slab of chicken fried steak with gravy, fried okra and a tall ... a very tall beer.
RJ
My friend, that sounds like a fine southern-style meal you're planning.
I just had chicken, so I might opt for some ribs..... ;D
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It is incontrovertible that the Democrats' convention is MUCH more fun to watch. Still, I'll pass.
Mac.
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That was the highlight of a monotonous day studying kanji, thanks for posting that Ron! ;D