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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: Big Frank on August 21, 2008, 01:20:12 AM
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Bourbon Cowboy Presents: Cowboy Wisdom.
Don't squat with your spurs on.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him...
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
There are three kinds of men:
The one that learns by reading.
The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. Like my younger brother. That was so funny. BZZZT!!! ;D
Did you know that there is a equestrian anatomical miracle going on in the world?
There are more horses asses than horses.
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Yup!
It's the cowboy way :)
Ya can't run with the big dogs, when ya pee like a puppy ;D
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I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them.
Don't piss in my ear and call it rain.
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I feel sorry for your brother,I saw a guy piss on a electric fence on time. :-\
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I feel sorry for your brother,I saw a guy piss on a electric fence on time. :-\
I don't feel sorry for him. Most people are once bitten, twice shy. He also spit on an electric fence and had a long string of spit hanging on the tip of his tongue. ZZZAP!!! ;D As hard as it might be to believe, I'm the smart one in my family.
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spitting..
WHY ( I never understood) do boys spit over a cliff and watch it go down.. why do you guys have to spit on things to watch it ...auhhhh ..do what............... ???
And you pee in the snow and write stuff... and my kids would be out in the hunting field and sometimes try to pee on the other ones shoe if they weren't paying attention.. ::)
Boys are weird sometimes.. ;D
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Gravity it's a bitch. We have to look & play. It's OK we don't understand you either, but it work's. ;D ;D ::)
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spitting..
WHY ( I never understood) do boys spit over a cliff and watch it go down.. why do you guys have to spit on things to watch it ...auhhhh ..do what............... ???
And you pee in the snow and write stuff... and my kids would be out in the hunting field and sometimes try to pee on the other ones shoe if they weren't paying attention.. ::)
Boys are weird sometimes.. ;D
Weird sometimes ??? Well, we are simple beings and body functions are the first of lifes joys ;D
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spitting..
WHY ( I never understood) do boys spit over a cliff and watch it go down.. why do you guys have to spit on things to watch it ...auhhhh ..do what............... ???
And you pee in the snow and write stuff... and my kids would be out in the hunting field and sometimes try to pee on the other ones shoe if they weren't paying attention.. ::)
Boys are weird sometimes.. ;D
I saw my neighbor's name in the snow and it was my wife's handwriting. ;D JK
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It ain't peeing, but it's funny....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q89b40nelpo&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6vt7FYg08k&feature=related
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I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them.......
That has always ben one of my favorites, ever since I first heard my hero John Wayne say it.