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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: TAB on March 13, 2017, 11:00:17 PM
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just found out that in the last 30 days my scumbag leaching cousins stole almost 100k out of my grand mothers checking account.
I am super pissed, its a good thing I am 600 miles away or I would f....k kill them,.
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If I were able to help you out the first thing that would happen to each of them would be a kneecap getting broken with a baseball bat. Then the conversation would start. If I didn't like what I heard I would work them over some more. I would be sure to leave one hand intact long enough for them to confess and/or write a check to cover what they stole. After that I'm not sure what would happen.
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Relatives. Can't live with them. Can't shoot them.... Unfortunately.
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Bill where did you grow up? We normally agree 100% on everything....but here we are in partial disagreement. :o
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Sorry to hear that TAB. You can pick your nose, but you can't pick your relatives.
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Friends are hand selected.
Relatives are luck of the draw.
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Bill where did you grow up? We normally agree 100% on everything....but here we are in partial disagreement. :o
I grew up in and around the suburbs of Chicago, as did my wife. Most of my relatives that were good, are all dead. What's left I have no contact with. (Mostly cousins). My wife has a sister that lives about 5 miles from us. But they haven't spoken in 9 years. She recently ran her husband off, (the second one), and lost a ton financially in the divorce. She's in her mid 60's, and they were married for quite a long time. He finally got fed up with all of her bull$h!t.
My wife found out all of this on the Internet, not through contact. Anyway, this woman is a total control freak, and is nuttier than a Christmas fruitcake. I'm surprised her husband lasted as long as he did with her. Anyway, they're both now living in mobile homes. I don't care where they are, just as long as it's not near eye contact with me!
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Two non-violent options I have used. Have to be there or have someone you can trust do the work.
Wood putty in any lock key holes you have access to.
Removing the valve stem core from all tires.
I've often wondered of plugging the roof top plumbing vents would be effective...but you need access to the roof via the ladders and equipment construction folks use.
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Super glue their car door locks. Watched a guy in the army do that to a guy that owed him money.
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I read in one of those how to get revenge books to put crazy glue on a toothpick, shove it in the lock, snap it off, and push it in a little farther. It seems like it would really be effective as long as the glue sticks.
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If you're gonna foul up a lock, do it right......use two-part JB Weld epoxy putty....
...and wear rubber gloves.
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If you're gonna foul up a lock, do it right......use two-part JB Weld epoxy putty....
...and wear rubber gloves.
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Why did you add the "...and wear rubber gloves." sentence? Hmmmm? Enquiring minds want to know.
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Jumping to Peg's defense (albeit unasked) I am happy to provide an answer to the "gloves" question.
One would want to wear rubber gloves because the components of JB Weld are really hard on human physiognomy. Individually, the toxic chemicals can cause liver, kidney and heart damage. All together, they are a carcinogenic stew that sane people want to avoid--until those chemicals combine in a synergistic fashion to harden into a safe, dense solid.
And, of course, gloves help to eliminate the possibility of those darned fingerprints getting law enforcement involved in a perfectly proper family matter.
Crusader Rabbit
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Jumping to Peg's defense (albeit unasked) I am happy to provide an answer to the "gloves" question.
One would want to wear rubber gloves because the components of JB Weld are really hard on human physiognomy. Individually, the toxic chemicals can cause liver, kidney and heart damage. All together, they are a carcinogenic stew that sane people want to avoid--until those chemicals combine in a synergistic fashion to harden into a safe, dense solid.
And, of course, gloves help to eliminate the possibility of those darned fingerprints getting law enforcement involved in a perfectly proper family matter.
Crusader Rabbit
well its official if dealing with the ca bs did not give me cancer, the buckets of jb weld I have used over the years sure will. ;D
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Jumping to Peg's defense (albeit unasked) I am happy to provide an answer to the "gloves" question.
One would want to wear rubber gloves because the components of JB Weld are really hard on human physiognomy. Individually, the toxic chemicals can cause liver, kidney and heart damage. All together, they are a carcinogenic stew that sane people want to avoid--until those chemicals combine in a synergistic fashion to harden into a safe, dense solid.
And, of course, gloves help to eliminate the possibility of those darned fingerprints getting law enforcement involved in a perfectly proper family matter.
Crusader Rabbit
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Why did you add the "...and wear rubber gloves." sentence? Hmmmm? Enquiring minds want to know.
Hey, who likes to get their hands dirty??
8)
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Yeah methinks the gloves came from learning the hard way... ;D ;D ;D
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Yeah methinks the gloves came from learning the hard way... ;D ;D ;D
Hey, a man that puts a lock on something that he doesn't have the right to control (because he thinks he has the right) deserves to spend a lot of money replacing locks that can't be used ever again.