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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: ericire12 on September 22, 2008, 09:22:57 AM
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In the spirit of the "Classic Joke Thread", I thought I would start a new thread where we could share all of those great photoshops out there. The first entry.....
(http://olbermannwatch.com/images/shillys.jpg)
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In th espirit of the "Classic Joke Thread", I thought I would start a new thread where we could share all of those great photoshops out there. The first entry.....
(http://olbermannwatch.com/images/shillys.jpg)
you might wanna leave out the "great" part. Good Idea, bad execution. Just a bit of constructive criticism :)
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I might have had too much time on my hands tonight. ::)
(http://shutter04.pictures.aol.com/data/pictures/15/002/1F/16/1C/5A/yfkl5d4oONYYOGtaAnawWVBm672T+SDf0240.jpg)
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How about my baby picture.
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Honest Obe........ ;D
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(http://www.butlerwebs.com/jokes/images/wherediddeergo.jpg)
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I've always wondered what was at the end of the rainbow.
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I've always wondered what was at the end of the rainbow.
Hey, who knew Mac was a leprechaun!
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Hey, who knew Mac was a leprechaun!
Damn it! You beat me to it.
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(http://www.butlerwebs.com/jokes/images/wherediddeergo.jpg)
Hey! Where'd you get that picture of me from last season?
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Hey! Where'd you get that picture of me from last season?
Nah, he has got a nicer rifle then you ;D
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Got this one a while back........
Use the extra $$ for ammo....... ;D ;D
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Heres two for ya
(http://swordattheready.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/obama-the-2nd-coming.jpg)
(http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff302/slypuck2/ObamaChange.jpg)
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(http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Obama_Dizzy_Double.jpg)
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Y'all can feel free to use my squirrel blind all you want, rainbow or sunshine. I got three of'em now. One's for company, you know. Only the best catalogs in it. I ain't no Leeperchawn, or whatever, Haz. SOME parts of me are even normal size, I am told.
Mac.
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Hey! Where'd you get that picture of me from last season?
Uh, CJS3. You the one on top or bottom? :-\
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This is not a "quick" draw,..... ;D
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/gun_pants_tat.jpg)
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This might not be a quickdraw either..... :o
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The Al Gore (or liberal) Gun...... ;D
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(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/Guns/AssaultWeapon-1.jpg)
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I'd hate to see the holster for that thing......... ;D
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Hey Pegleg, Does M'ette know you took that picture of her packin?
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Leadership??....
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Barry O'bama is tryin' to win over the Irish voters now..........
This one is better than the first one...
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Leadership??....
Is it just me, or does he have the same look as that deer in the headlights last night?
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This mailbox works great for the liberal poll takers,....
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/red017.jpg)
Its even got a pre Brady mag,.... ::)
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Mail anyone??
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This is not a "quick" draw,..... ;D
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/gun_pants_tat.jpg)
Confiscate that ! ;D
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I'lll get my chainsaw!!
I have seen T-shirts with that feature too. Some cop will probably get sued when he or she shoots the mope.
Mac.
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Not a photoshop but...
(http://i37.tinypic.com/28rntra.jpg)
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THIS IS A VERY TOUCHING STORY ABOUT LIFE AND DEATH... AND THE SPECIAL FRIENDS THAT WE ACQUIRE ALONG THE WAY.
IT'S CERTAIN TO STIR UP YOUR HEART AND TOUCH YOUR SOUL.
THIS PHOTO IS ONE I COULD NOT AFFORD NOT TO SHARE WITH MY FRIENDS.
I'M STILL CHOKED UP OVER IT!
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what a ride.......hang on to your hat..... ;D
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Queen Elizabeth rollin' through the hood.
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I don't have the one of Pope John Paul II bungee jumping anymore, but I found one of Pope Benedict XVI rockin' out.
In the UN-photoshopped picture he looks like someone else.
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Since Halloween is coming up, I thought we could all use a really good scare,..... :o :o :o ;D
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/hillary_obama_photoshop.jpg)
I'd rather have the Zombies...... :o :o :o :o ::)
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Since Halloween is coming up, I thought we could all use a really good scare,..... :o :o :o ;D
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/hillary_obama_photoshop.jpg)
I'd rather have the Zombies...... :o :o :o :o ::)
MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!
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I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If you throw water on it, will it melt?
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Tough Love vs. Spanking - Good Argument
Most of the American populace thinks it improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of 'those moments.'
One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk.
Some say it's the vibration from the car, others say it's the time away from any distractions such as TV, Video Games, Computer, IPod, etc.
Either way, my kids usually calm down and stop misbehaving after our car ride together.
Eye to eye contact helps a lot too.
I've included a photo below of one of my sessions with my son, in case you would like to use the technique.
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Since Halloween is coming up, I thought we could all use a really good scare,..... :o :o :o ;D
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/hillary_obama_photoshop.jpg)
I'd rather have the Zombies...... :o :o :o :o ::)
That dog don't hunt!!
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Next season on Dancing with the Stars.........
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Why the hell does that look SO natural??? ???
Mac.
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Because you're comparing it to the Obamination above it.
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(http://www.shootingusa.com/HomePoster2L.jpg)
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OOOH RAH ! ;D
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........
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(http://images.blogster.com/host/images/20983879309.jpg)
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Not photo shopped.........but funny....
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I feel sorry for any guy whose wife and kid look like this.
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Ever been here?
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Ever been here?
NO, every time I'm there they are out of paddles ;D
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Yeah, me too....all they have by the time I get there is knee-high boots for a hip-deep creek.
;D
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Yeah, me too....all they have by the time I get there is knee-high boots for a hip-deep creek.
;D
I thought you only needed one!
;D
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I thought you only needed one!
;D
Only if I want to go in circles. ;D ;D ;D
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Mack, you give up the 'outhouse'?
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Didn't we see the warm up to this with firecrackers and bottle rockets the other day?
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I saw a picture like that of Santa dropping off presents for the people on his naughty list.
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Not so hot Asian women.
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Mack, you give up the 'outhouse'?
Actually, I have my eye on a more festive model for the season. I'll get back to you if I can get the loan.
Mac,
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Maybe carrying the watermelon and fried chicken cliche` too far?
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Maybe carrying the watermelon and fried chicken cliche` too far?
Wow, where do you get a KFC 12-piece bucket for only $9.99??????????????
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Wow, where do you get a KFC 12-piece bucket for only $9.99??????????????
On the new Obama payment plan. ;)
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(http://www.corpsmanup.org/GlockNowYouCanHaveIt.jpg)
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(http://www.corpsmanup.org/GlockNowYouCanHaveIt.jpg)
would be a great avatar 8)
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Go for it!
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would be a great avatar 8)
I dunno.
1) He ran dry.
2) He's the loser.
3) A competent shooter has a pistol that's skeletonized, not vice versa.
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Chuck Heston finally gave up his guns. :(
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I dunno.
1) He ran dry.
2) He's the loser.
3) A competent shooter has a pistol that's skeletonized, not vice versa.
and it's a Block....err....Glock. ;)
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PegLeg, THAT was funny!!!! love the 99mph on the radar in background!
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Probably an oldie
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Probably an oldie
I believe the correct term is "classic".
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(http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/3834/fncgsggii5.jpg)
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(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2077/2517083486_dd6d83e901.jpg?v=0)
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(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2077/2517083486_dd6d83e901.jpg?v=0)
Classic.
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For Glock lovers........
;D
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For Glock lovers........
;D
Hold it a little closer to your head. ;)
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Every time it fires the recoil dials your lawyer. Great for self defense , but he's liable to get annoyed on range day ;D
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The rarely seen South Florida Squirrel.
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(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w292/TiTipower/mypet.jpg)
Mouse gun ;D
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(http://www.americans-working-together.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/obama_button.jpg)
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Speaking of Obama tattoos.....
(http://images.quickblogcast.com/35238-32833/ObamaNape.jpg)
http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?topic=4783.msg56616;topicseen#msg56616
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We have a winner......
(http://homepage.mac.com/mkoldys/blog/user_files/msnbo.jpg)
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In case you want to go all "gangsta" on me...
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Fighting like cats and dogs???
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This looks real. It's a zebra-donkey called Zonkey.
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(http://www.deadbangguns.com/images/robbery.gif)
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Now that one reminds me of the old joke about the tongue-tied bank robber that said, "Hold it mother-sticker...this is a f**k-up".
:o ;D :o
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(http://www.deadbangguns.com/images/robbery.gif)
THAT'LL leave a mark!!
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Ultimate gifts for REAL men!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/BAWallace/BlackDecker.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/BAWallace/Gillete.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/BAWallace/Dremel.jpg)
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Phil, that was good and funny........ ;D
Here's an oldie but a goodie that a friend of mine sent me (he did a little ordinance disposal while in the USMC years ago).
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:o
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Oh that is some great stuff. Thanks for the laughs.
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:o
Actually, that doesn't that much different than the 1930's Italian Savoia-Marchetti merged with the Dornier Do-X. Cool plane - I want one. ;D
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Thats not a "Photo shop" . I'd bet it's a model with model RR people and a painted background.
Cool work. ;D
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http://michellemalkin.com/2009/03/05/the-steve-urkel-ization-of-the-economy/
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(http://twitpic.com/img/1vb42-a73eb02b63a8f62238186c04d4a931cc.49b059d4.jpg)
YEP. >:(
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http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php/topic,5433.10.html ;D ;D ;D
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fixed it......
http://michellemalkin.com/2009/03/05/the-steve-urkel-ization-of-the-economy/
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How the current administration views the Constitution.
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Obama and the economy.
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While that is very funny.....I have to say that I would NOT want to be the person to fix this fug up.
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Got this one today.....
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http://glennferon.com.nyud.net/portfolio1/portfolio02.html
check out the before and after Pics :o
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http://glennferon.com.nyud.net/portfolio1/portfolio02.html
check out the before and after Pics :o
Photoshop is now a part of modern photography, sadly. But its a great tool for fixing old and ill kept photographs. This is the most recent restoration I've done, my dad and me in Amarillo a long time ago. I got the photo from my grandma as well as some others to fix up. It can be an art by itself, normally its not enough to just use healing brush, if you want something to look right you've got to paint in the detail be hand.
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Nice work TexBryan.
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Wow, color photos of TB as a toddler!
You are a young'un ain't ya son?
Great job!
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Wow, color photos of TB as a toddler!
You are a young'un ain't ya son?
Great job!
Pretty soon people will be saying the same thing about film cameras. ;)
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Seems like only yesterday that the first color Polaroid was introduced.....1963!
I was six, the year they killed Kennedy!
Now, I can take video with my phone....not that I do unless I catch a really big fish! ;D
Can you imagine Alexander Graham Bell texting Watson...."yo, DUDE! Sup dawg?"
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Twitter ;) too.
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Twitter ;) too.
Twitter would be no good to me..
I can barely keep my diatribe to less than 140 words! ;D
Way too monosyllabic for me! ;)
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Twitter would be no good to me..
I can barely keep my diatribe to less than 140 words! ;D
Way too monosyllabic for me! ;)
Quite...monosyllabic...indeed. ;D No Yankee talk on the forums!!! ;D
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Quite...monosyllabic...indeed. ;D No Yankee talk on the forums!!! ;D
Technically, I'm from Michigan! Yes, from the north but definately not a Northeasterner!
They make us people living in MA pay to use this site ya know! Only after months of conservative posts do they stop taking money out of my account! ;D ;D ;D
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Technically, I'm from Michigan! Yes, from the north but definately not a Northeasterner!
They make us people living in MA pay to use this site ya know! Only after months of conservative posts do they stop taking money out of my account! ;D ;D ;D
Sorry about the money thing, you can never be to careful. ;)
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Just remember, if it wasn't for us REAL Yankees, you a$$holes would still be singing "God save the Queen".
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Just remember, if it wasn't for us REAL Yankees, you a$$holes would still be singing "God save the Queen".
Ya know Tom...the Union Jack and the Confederate Flag do bear some resemblance!
;D
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Just remember, if it wasn't for us REAL Yankees, you a$$holes would still be singing "God save the Queen".
Well we get to skip "God save the Queen" for the adoption of the Yankee's Communist Manifesto. :P
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New Yorkers aren't REAL Yankees, they are from the "mid Atlantic states and if you check your history the socialist movement in America started in New York and Chicago then moved to Ca. The Massholes are relative "Johnny come lately's" since they only started replacing the crooks like Joe Kennedy with socialists like Teddy in the 60's.
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Tom is being nice....
He didn't mention JFK, Bobby, Joe Jr or the drunken dumbass Patrick from RI....Teddy is just the most prominent communist to have the stranglehold on Massachusetts......they even changed the law again to allow the communist Governor to seat Teddy's replacement!
thank God the rest of the brood is rather quiet....Caroline proved that some of the Kennedy's aren't too, um, eh, um, ya know, um, bright!
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...Caroline proved that some of the Kennedy's aren't too, um, eh, um, ya know, um, bright!
Let's be clear, none have proven any more intelligence that your garden variety Boston Terrier. It's just daddy gottem boughtem a job.
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Let's be clear, none have proven any more intelligence that your garden variety Boston Terrier. It's just daddy gottem boughtem a job.
The last "smart" Kennedy was old Joe, He told John, "Don't buy a landslide, just buy a win" he was the one who reached out to the Chicago "Outfit" to get the support of the Chicago Dem machine. That old bastard was so crooked when he died they screwed him into the ground. But unlike his pathetic off spring he had vision and BALLS.
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What did Roosevelt say when he appointed Joe head of the SEC?
Something along the lines of you hire a crook to catch one.
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(http://images.quickblogcast.com/4/6/1/0/1/117902-110164/obama_monkey_nigger.jpg)
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What did Roosevelt say when he appointed Joe head of the SEC?
Something along the lines of you hire a crook to catch one.
Being the biggest crook on Wall street was what got him the job, I didn't know FDR admitted it.
Oh Phil, your going to get it from the white guilt crowd, besides, I think it's more like the asshat is making chimps out of the chumps who voted for his line of bullshit.
Exit question : If you HOPE for CHANGE in one hand and shit in the other, which fills up first ?
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Being the biggest crook on Wall street was what got him the job, I didn't know FDR admitted it.
Oh Phil, your going to get it from the white guilt crowd, besides, I think it's more like the asshat is making chimps out of the chumps who voted for his line of bullshit.
Exit question : If you HOPE for CHANGE in one hand and shit in the other, which fills up first ?
+National Debt ;D
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Oh Phil, your going to get it from the white guilt crowd, besides, I think it's more like the asshat is making chimps out of the chumps who voted for his line of bullshit.
Bring it on hehe ;)
Exit question : If you HOPE for CHANGE in one hand and shit in the other, which fills up first ?
all that will be left is the shit to throw as the CHIMP has all ready spent the change on SAVE the economy
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Exit question : If you HOPE for CHANGE in one hand and shit in the other, which fills up first ?
I'm still chuckling about this one! Quality,sir, quality.
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I'm still chuckling about this one! Quality,sir, quality.
Sort of off topic, Years ago I was talking with the (then) wife after our son was (supposedly) asleep, I made the comment "well they can wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which fills up first", I heard a 5 year old voice behind me answer, " Well the poop hand of course". ;D
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Sort of off topic, Years ago I was talking with the (then) wife after our son was (supposedly) asleep, I made the comment "well they can wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which fills up first", I heard a 5 year old voice behind me answer, " Well the poop hand of course". ;D
One of my dad's all-time favorites right there......yessir....heard it a million times. ;)
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Quality Quality Quality! ;D