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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: Big Frank on February 15, 2024, 07:59:13 AM
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Happy Singles Awareness Day to anyone who didn't celebrate Valentine's Day.
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I was once an aware single. But it's been 36 years since Bunny and I made it official. I can hardly remember what being single was like. I'm just glad I don't have to date in today's world.
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No one has to date, but lots of people think they do.
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Stolen from a friend who got it from a friend:
Don't worry if you didn't have a date on Valentine's Day.
You didn't have a Ground Hog on Ground Hog Day, and all still went well.
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Happy Singles Awareness Day to anyone who didn't celebrate Valentine's Day.
Going to church for Ash Wednesday service took away the pressure of planning an evening out on a work night.
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40 years this Labor Day to my lovey dovey!
She was born on Groundhog Day so when she sees her shadow, I get laid!
😁
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40 years this Labor Day to my lovey dovey!
She was born on Groundhog Day so when she sees her shadow, I get laid!
😁
FUNNY!!! At least it wasn't on February 29 of a leap year.
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40 years this Labor Day to my lovey dovey!
She was born on Groundhog Day so when she sees her shadow, I get laid!
😁
You've started bragging now....
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You've started bragging now....
Yeah. Every year? That's more than my ex gave me.
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Yeah. Every year? That's more than my ex gave me.
Dang. That will break a guy from getting married...
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I was sadly married. Now I'm happily divorced. But I miss my dog. He was good company.
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The old theory that in the 1st year of marriage every time you have sex you put a penny in a jar, at the start of the 2nd year you take one out, You will never empty the jar isn't a theory.
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The old theory that in the 1st year of marriage every time you have sex you put a penny in a jar, at the start of the 2nd year you take one out, You will never empty the jar isn't a theory.
I heard the same thing with beans instead of pennies. I had a half-pint jar of beans, but never filled it, and never emptied it.
I don't remember which comedian said sex doesn't taper off gradually. It goes from all you can stand, to NOTHING! In may case it went from not nearly enough, to NOTHING! We were sexually incompatible.