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Title: Down Range presidential polls are closed
Post by: ericire12 on October 06, 2008, 09:16:59 PM
Well, I think we all knew how the voting was going to go even before it started  ;D

http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?topic=3238.0
http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?topic=3237.0


But, the people have spoken, and Marshal'ette is our new President and Haz our Vice President - There are a few Oval Office jokes in there, but I aint gonna touch it  ;D

Appoint who you wish to your administration, but please do so in a timely manor.



Exit Question: Any guesses on how long it takes for this to go to their heads and lead to corruption?
Title: Re: Down Range presidential polls are closed
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 06, 2008, 09:37:51 PM
Exit Question: Any guesses on how long it takes for this to go to their heads and lead to corruption?

I'm sure it has already started things swelling, but pretty soon the litterbox will overflow (typical DC crap) and that will bring them back to reality. 

If that don't do it, they'll get caught sharing Hazarittas in the rose garden, and then we'll never get rid of Kennedy.

Can we take this opportunity to replace Hamilton and Burr in history with a M'ette and Obama duel?
Title: Re: Down Range presidential polls are closed
Post by: Hazcat on October 06, 2008, 09:51:21 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am deeply honored that you elected me to this high office.  I promise that i will work hard to serve long under M'ette...errr....I mean M'ettes' administrations...err..... I mean administration.  ;)

Cough.... ::)


I'll go start the Hazaritas............;D
Title: Re: Down Range presidential polls are closed
Post by: ericire12 on October 06, 2008, 09:58:31 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am deeply honored that you elected me to this high office.  I promise that i will work hard to serve long under M'ette...errr....I mean M'ettes' administrations...err..... I mean administration.  ;)

Cough.... ::)


I'll go start the Hazaritas............;D

"I guess it depends on what your definition of is is."
Title: Re: Down Range presidential polls are closed
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 06, 2008, 10:04:28 PM
Ericire12,

Now you've gone and started the nasty visions ....

The only cigar I've seen around here was M'ette's

Quick, pass me another Hazarita!
Title: Re: Down Range presidential polls are closed
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 06, 2008, 10:07:24 PM
Yes Haz.. why DON'T you go make the Hazarita's.  ::)
M58..........shame on you~~~~~~~you better drink that Hazarita faaast, so those thoughts don't get you into trouble. ;)

And as far as an Obama and M'ette duel??
 Fancy lawyer or not... I say pray for the bastard..cause he don't stand a chance.
Armed or unarmed.
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Title: Re: Down Range presidential polls are closed
Post by: ericire12 on October 06, 2008, 10:09:07 PM
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Title: Re: Down Range presidential polls are closed
Post by: Hazcat on October 06, 2008, 10:11:00 PM
Ericire12,

Now you've gone and started the nasty visions ....

The only cigar I've seen around here was M'ette's

Quick, pass me another Hazarita!

(http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/ernaehrung/food-smiley-015.gif)
Title: Re: Down Range presidential polls are closed
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 07, 2008, 01:27:16 AM
Congratulations, Constant aggravation, low pay and all the blame for EVERYTHING from wars to tainted tomato's. The job could not have been foisted off on two people who less deserve the aggravation , or more capable of handling it.
Haz's first official duty will be to act as M'ettes second , Remember to slap B Ho HARD with that glove  ;D
Title: Re: Down Range presidential polls are closed
Post by: DDMac on October 07, 2008, 06:34:52 AM
Wow, I got votes!!  Thanks guys. I have been out gardening again and missed all the political wrangling. Since the top of the ticket is filled, let me display the best traits of any good American, and offer to VOLUNTEER.

As I have stated earlier regarding the financial bailout, I'll support it after all those responsible for stealing our hard earned funds are hanging from lampposts up and down Wall Street!! That includes ALL their Thievin' Cozy Congressional Cohorts.

I'll volunteer to act at the President's direction to cut down the carrion and dispose of it in the usual manner with my favorite heavy duty gardening implement. They will join other infamous cretins as just a few more lumps on the prairie.

(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj211/DMACK_2008/10072008003.jpg)

Mac, your Civic Custodian. Let's Roll!
Title: Re: Down Range presidential polls are closed
Post by: Hazcat on October 07, 2008, 07:50:16 AM
That Ladies and Gentlemen, is what this administration is all about.  LESS government and more volunteer community policing! ;)
Title: Re: Down Range presidential polls are closed
Post by: shooter32 on October 07, 2008, 09:47:11 AM
That Ladies and Gentlemen, is what this administration is all about.  LESS government and more volunteer community policing! ;)

Boy do we have alot of work to do. ;D
Title: Re: Down Range presidential polls are closed
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 07, 2008, 11:14:04 AM
Yes.. lots of hard work  and remember that you do not take any pay.. That money is not for you people who earn it.. it is to give to the ones who don't want to work. Now that said.. I will promise that I will cut your taxes in half.. pay for all you health care.. pay for all your Hazarita' mix..and give huge amounts of help to Africa and the minority organizations.. ( after of course I have slipped quite a few bucks to my old friends Tony and all those in far off lands who helped me achieve this position.
 
(http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/slap.gif)  What??! What??


Whew..I must have dozed off.. whoee.. what a nightmare.. I dreamed I was Oba........ohh never mind...

Thanks guys and I am sure that I can guarantee that this administration ( cause we have top men in the house and other positions)  will rattle cages and kick some ass.


 ;D
Title: Re: Down Range presidential polls are closed
Post by: USSA-1 on October 08, 2008, 08:06:05 AM
Bummer, not even in contention. :'(

USSA-1
Title: Re: Down Range presidential polls are closed
Post by: Hazcat on October 08, 2008, 08:21:06 AM
Boy do we have alot of work to do. ;D

I'll talk to the boss about at least replacing ammo 'used on the job', maybe we can pony up for practice as well. (wouldn't that be great if the real gov't did that as part of the 'militia' thing!)
Title: Re: Down Range presidential polls are closed
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 08, 2008, 08:22:57 AM
Bummer, not even in contention. :'(

USSA-1


Weeelllllll.. every president has to have a mistress....................
or in your case. a masteress.............
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Title: Re: Down Range presidential polls are closed
Post by: DDMac on October 09, 2008, 06:07:48 AM
Bummer, not even in contention. :'(

E, I'm thinking you do your best work under the radar. And then there's Marshal'ette! Oh, the burdens you must bear on our behalf. Thank you, Patriot!
Mac.
Title: Re: Down Range presidential polls are closed
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 09, 2008, 06:45:15 AM

Weeelllllll.. every president has to have a mistress....................
or in your case. a masteress.............
(http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/eyebrows.gif)

Pullin' out the stogies again eh ?  ;D
Title: Re: Down Range presidential polls are closed
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 10, 2008, 10:43:59 PM
A girl's gotta dream ya know..  ;)
Title: Re: Down Range presidential polls are closed
Post by: ericire12 on October 11, 2008, 07:55:16 AM
A girl's gotta dream ya know..  ;)

Fantasize?