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Title: First Impressions
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 31, 2008, 11:00:24 AM
I don't know about the rest of you, but I came home to a total shock :o

I had always pictured TAB as an average Joe the Plumber Gunsmith, but WOW :o

I love the new revolations TAB ... are you busy tonight ?

If your busy, could you at least post more pictures of yourself?

Thank You!
Title: Re: First Impressions
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 31, 2008, 11:08:11 AM
I definitely had him using less hairspray before...........but now??????

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: First Impressions
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 31, 2008, 12:34:50 PM
TAB never specified that "he" IS a "he",  he he he   ;D
Title: Re: First Impressions
Post by: jaybet on October 31, 2008, 12:37:52 PM
Maybe he just cleans up real nice.
Title: Re: First Impressions
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 31, 2008, 04:43:33 PM
Maybe he just cleans up real nice.

Not to mention how he fills out them thar tops ...

Reminds me of spring on the University campus and the spandex came out  :o  While I still maintain there should be a weight limit on that fabric, I'll take my chances and look anyway.

Hey Tab ... Come on over and play  ;D
Title: Re: First Impressions
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 31, 2008, 05:02:52 PM
You guys are totally sick!
 ;D
Title: Re: First Impressions
Post by: alfsauve on October 31, 2008, 05:18:11 PM
Saw "Wicked" last night.   To paraphrase from the show.

"You can't judge a forum member by his/her sexy appealing innovative avatar."


Alf
Title: Re: First Impressions
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 31, 2008, 05:55:11 PM
You guys are totally sick!
 ;D

Hey ... We're not the ones running around in a mini skirt and flashing cleavage  :P
Title: Re: First Impressions
Post by: Fatman on October 31, 2008, 07:08:31 PM
If TAB cleans up any nicer, he'll be the cover on the SI Swimsuit issue this February.
Title: Re: First Impressions
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 31, 2008, 07:25:03 PM
If TAB cleans up any nicer, he'll be the cover on the SI Swimsuit issue this February.

Sports Illustrated ... Hell ... He is well on his way to something in shrinkwrap to obscure the cover in public  ;)
Title: Re: First Impressions
Post by: alfsauve on October 31, 2008, 07:27:09 PM
flashing cleavage  :P

Trying to bring you guys up a level.   The appropriate word here is:  decolletage.  Although I believe in strict usage it applies to neckline of the costume, colloquially it is can be used interchangeable with cleavage.

Title: Re: First Impressions
Post by: Pathfinder on October 31, 2008, 08:57:22 PM
Trying to bring you guys up a level.   The appropriate word here is:  decolletage.  Although I believe in strict usage it applies to neckline of the costume, colloquially it is can be used interchangeable with cleavage.


Hell, Alf, as long as we're being proper here, it should be "interchangeably" as in "it is can be used interchangeably with cleavage".

Now, back to that "Slap TAB's avatar's arse..." line in another thread. . . .


 ;D
Title: Re: First Impressions
Post by: SwoopSJ on October 31, 2008, 09:02:28 PM
Trying to bring you guys up a level.   The appropriate word here is:  decolletage.  Although I believe in strict usage it applies to neckline of the costume, colloquially it is can be used interchangeable with cleavage.



Keep it simple, man.  Melons, meat balloons, gazongas, boobies, chesticles, etc.  We men have so many words for the beloved breasts, why put on airs?   ;D

Swoop
Title: Re: First Impressions
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 31, 2008, 09:15:01 PM
Keep it simple, man.  Melons, meat balloons, gazongas, boobies, chesticles, etc.  We men have so many words for the beloved breasts, why put on airs?   ;D

Swoop


T & A works for me  ;D
Title: Re: First Impressions
Post by: alfsauve on October 31, 2008, 09:33:03 PM
Hell, Alf, as long as we're being proper here,
 ;D

Never fails.  Try to be proper and I'll misspell or mistype something. 
Title: Re: First Impressions
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 01, 2008, 01:49:09 PM
You guys are totally sick!
 ;D

To the contrary, it's a sick world. We just live in it......so we might as well enjoy the depravity while we're here.......... ;D ;D ;D ;D

Yee Haa..
Title: Re: First Impressions
Post by: Big Frank on November 08, 2008, 02:35:03 AM
What's better than watermelons? Sweater melons!!!
Title: Re: First Impressions
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 08, 2008, 10:47:56 AM
My all-time favorites: "Sweater-Puppets" and "Funbags".

Not that I would actually use those terms out loud or in mixed company or anything like that........

.....uh, what?.....oh, yeah.........sorry, M'ette....... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: First Impressions
Post by: Big Frank on November 08, 2008, 09:22:29 PM
What do those bra cup sizes really mean, anyway?

http://www.rickroot.com/blog/1/2007/01/What-do-those-bra-cup-sizes-really-mean-anyway.cfm
Title: Re: First Impressions
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 08, 2008, 09:24:47 PM
Good one!  Or should I say two  ;D
Title: Re: First Impressions
Post by: Ruger-55 on November 12, 2008, 01:33:06 PM
 :o ;D ;) ;) Every mans dream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but then again a dream is a dream........................