The Down Range Forum
Member Section => Politics & RKBA => Topic started by: wrhall on November 01, 2008, 10:23:01 AM
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Keith Olberman,press sec for the new BHO regime,will soon give a press conference with the recently outed Dan Cooper about a new progressive gun company that will be opened with revenues from the newly announced redistribution taxes collected on the old regressive gun companies.Cooper,recentlly removed from the wacko bitter gun nut movement,appeared at the approved press only ( FOX ,talk radio & alll print medias that supported McCain-Palin have been banned from all govt events) conference along with newly appointed SAFE GUNS FOR AMERICA chair Sarah Brady & illegally elected PA Rep Murtha to announce the opening of the new TURNCOAT TURNBOLTS ARMS in newly named HICKSVILLE,PA.
The plant will employ many of the recently laid-off UMWA miners to produce a Cooper designed air gun.This non-lethal airgun will combine what has been described as the best mixture of NEW AGE sensibilities ,THIRD WORLD craftsmanship & OUT-of-this-WORLD thought . Cooper admitted that there is still some teething problems with the power adjustment b/c the PETA members on the design team demanded no animal-pictured target could be penetrated & thus symbolically be harmed while the ACORN members demanded complete penetration on all SARAH PALIN targets.
Rep Murtha thanked the BHO regime for the funding of the plant & said "Maybe now all these ignorant Rednecks will get off my case.". Dems said this should hopefully reduce tensions between BHO & Murtha since the release of the illegally obtained,obviously false tape of BHO saying"That senile old bastard called those bitter crackers what?'
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GOD BLESS AMERICA & THE CHOSEN ONE !
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just right for Halloween, Funny, but scary too.