Title: Re: You know you're drunk when...
Post by: Big Frank on November 13, 2008, 08:57:18 PM
You know you're drunk when...
You wake upon the wrong side of bed. As in, you're on the floor, look up and see bedsprings. ;D
You don't remember where you were, or what you did last night. ???
You DO remember and that's one more secret you'll take to your grave. :o
You know where you're at, but not who you are. :-[
Come on people... I know I can't be the only one who did things like this. Let's get a list going.
Title: Re: You know you're drunk when...
Post by: SwoopSJ on November 13, 2008, 10:43:03 PM
You wake up with more of last night's dinner on you than in you. :-X
You wake up in the hallway of your hotel with no clothes, no key, and no idea how you got there. (Personal experience) :o
Frosted Flakes and Budweiser sound like a good cure for the beer munchies. :P
Title: Re: You know you're drunk when...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 13, 2008, 10:48:51 PM
ummmmmmmmm.... you find out the next morning that you left "part of your clothing" at the bar..... and you find you went skinning dipping in the hotels outside garden fountain.............
ummmmmmmmm.... you find out the next morning that you left "part of your clothing" at the bar..... and you find you went skinning dipping in the hotels outside garden fountain.............
I woke up one time to find out that I had painted my work truck, with cans of spray varnish... Took me 3 days to get it all off...
Title: Re: You know you're drunk when...
Post by: shooter32 on November 14, 2008, 09:06:22 AM
woke up in the back of a pickup parked outside the "Hitching Post" in Cheyenne,Wyoming. 50 miles north of were I live. No idea how I got there or who's truck I was in. The empty bottle of Wild Turkey in my coat might be a clue :o Still can't drink the stuff.
Title: Re: You know you're drunk when...
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 14, 2008, 09:12:05 AM
I won't tell you why I can't stand Schnapps to this day, and peppermint is pretty tough to stomach as well. However, I will tell you that I blame my cousin, and our story was the sausage on the pizza (no one has ever used that story in history ... right).
Title: Re: You know you're drunk when...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 14, 2008, 09:39:34 AM
I won't tell you why I can't stand Schnapps to this day, and peppermint is pretty tough to stomach as well. However, I will tell you that I blame my cousin, and our story was the sausage on the pizza (no one has ever used that story in history ... right).
Kinda like 2 bottles of Berringer wine and being on a jet boat all day long in 108 degree weather.........it HAD to be the food we ate after & later.. right? ::)
And Captain Morgan **shuddering** I can't even stand to smell it. :P
( These things are precisely why I drink very very little) A few beers after hunting.. or on a Saturday night in a country western bar.. or a couple very very light Bacardi rums mixed in water about 2 times a year.... Other than that.. you can have the stuff..
I am waaaay too old to make the song come true .... (http://www.cascity.com/howard/forum/note.gif)*Tequila makes her clothes fall off*(http://www.cascity.com/howard/forum/note.gif)
;D ;D
Title: Re: You know you're drunk when...
Post by: Grizzle_Bear on November 14, 2008, 10:04:31 AM
Well.......
Once upon a time, I was visiting the U.S. Air Force base at Karamursel, Turkey.
After a long evening at the Enlisted Men's Club, the only part of which I vaguely remember, is crawling on all fours along the road, laughing insanely, I awakened the next morning in a bunk, fully dressed and with the worst headache of my life.
I laid there, whimpering with pain, and seriously considering giving up alcohol for eternity.
About that time, the other guys I was traveling with returned from breakfast, the thought of which actually made me feel worse.
They informed me, that when we all arrived at the barracks the night before, I came through the door, located my assigned bunk, and charged towards it. Unfortunately, I was too drunk to stand erect, and was bent over at the waist. Even more unfortunately, the bunk was narrower than I was tall from the waist up. Therefore, in full charge, my head hit the concrete wall before I hit the bunk.
One of my companions was our corpsman, so he checked to make sure I still had a pulse and was breathing. He didn't think he could determine if I was brain-damaged in my current state, so they just left me for the morning.
Of course, we all returned to the Enlisted Men's club that evening, but that time I didn't get into a Martini drinking contest.
Grizzle Bear
Title: Re: You know you're drunk when...
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 14, 2008, 10:17:29 AM
Kinda like 2 bottles of Berringer wine and being on a jet boat all day long in 108 degree weather.........it HAD to be the food we after later.. right? ::)
And Captain Morgan **shuddering** I can't even stand to smell it. :P
( These things are precisely why I drink very very little) A few beers after hunting.. or on a Saturday night in a country western bar.. or a couple very very light Bacardi rums mixed in water about 2 times a year.... Other than that.. you can have the stuff..
I am waaaay too old to make the song come true .... (http://www.cascity.com/howard/forum/note.gif)*Tequila makes her clothes fall off*(http://www.cascity.com/howard/forum/note.gif)
;D ;D
Where were you when I was in High School :-*
Title: Re: You know you're drunk when...
Post by: cooptire on November 14, 2008, 10:57:27 AM
I was nineteen, just graduated high school. Went drinking w/buddy and ended up at his apartment. (3.2 was legal for me then) Called the old man to say I was too drunk to drive, bring my clothes to work for me. (I worked for him) Worst hangover I'd had and it didn't start until about 8:30am and we started work at 7:00am. ???
I tried to hide in the break room from the noise but the boss/father would keep kicking in the door and yelling for me to "get out their and fix that tire, get out there and run that impact wrench, get out there and ......." For some strange reason he would always walk away laughing hysterically every time he did that. As a matter of fact, all my fellow employees seemed to be hard of hearing that day & needed to yell to each other. ::)
Title: Re: You know you're drunk when...
Post by: TAB on November 14, 2008, 12:26:29 PM
Kinda like 2 bottles of Berringer wine and being on a jet boat all day long in 108 degree weather.........it HAD to be the food we after later.. right? ::)
And Captain Morgan **shuddering** I can't even stand to smell it. :P
( These things are precisely why I drink very very little) A few beers after hunting.. or on a Saturday night in a country western bar.. or a couple very very light Bacardi rums mixed in water about 2 times a year.... Other than that.. you can have the stuff..
I am waaaay too old to make the song come true .... (http://www.cascity.com/howard/forum/note.gif)*Tequila makes her clothes fall off*(http://www.cascity.com/howard/forum/note.gif)
;D ;D
takillya makes most people take thier clothes off... Its why I always bring it to the lake when the boat if full of girls...
Title: Re: You know you're drunk when...
Post by: Hazcat on November 14, 2008, 12:27:50 PM
Drank all night (not unusual) then had to weld stainless all day (horrible fumes). Put the hood down, weld a stick, put the hood up and puke....rinse, repeat, all day!
Bar fights at Hillbilly Heaven (bar exactly half way between Ft Belvoir and Quantico). LOTS of good ones there between us and the jar heads. ;D
AHH to be young and bullet proof!
Title: Re: You know you're drunk when...
Post by: ellis4538 on November 14, 2008, 12:49:58 PM
Never heard of Berringers...but anyone remember BaliHai and Ripple - GROAN?
Richard
Title: Re: You know you're drunk when...
Post by: Hazcat on November 14, 2008, 01:11:51 PM
Annie Greensprings, Thunderbird, Black Cat and of course Mad Dog 20/20.
Title: Re: You know you're drunk when...
Post by: shooter32 on November 14, 2008, 01:15:59 PM
Boones Farms - Tickle Pink
Title: Re: You know you're drunk when...
Post by: Hazcat on November 14, 2008, 01:18:13 PM
Same way you forgot "Richards Wild Irish Rose", and Everclear, brain damage ;D Mad Dog, Oh God, the printed words make me queesy ;D
Title: Re: You know you're drunk when...
Post by: Ruger-55 on November 14, 2008, 03:56:38 PM
m'ette tell me you didn't??????????????????????????????????????? REALLY??????? If you did I wish I could have been there to see that >>>>>>>>>>> ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: You know you're drunk when...
Post by: Fatman on November 14, 2008, 05:02:29 PM
ummmmmmmmm.... you find out the next morning that you left "part of your clothing" at the bar..... and you find you went skinning dipping in the hotels outside garden fountain.............
I was soooo dying to use that gif on something worthwhile. ;D
Title: Re: You know you're drunk when...
Post by: twyacht on November 15, 2008, 08:01:18 AM
This one is for TAB: (http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/drunk.jpg)
The statute of limitations is almost up on a previous drunken escapade in my life. ::) That involve various friends in "low places", an MGB convertible, Jack Daniels, small farm animals, women's underwear, and a waffle house. :o
I hoped I would forget those images in my intoxicated state, but somehow they remained,.....Damn...... :P
Title: Re: You know you're drunk when...
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 15, 2008, 08:47:38 AM
This one is for TAB: (http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/drunk.jpg)
The statute of limitations is almost up on a previous drunken escapade in my life. ::) That involve various friends in "low places", an MGB convertible, Jack Daniels, small farm animals, women's underwear, and a waffle house. :o
I hoped I would forget those images in my intoxicated state, but somehow they remained,.....Damn...... :P
Embarassing or not, those sound like fun memories ;D
Title: Re: You know you're drunk when...
Post by: SwoopSJ on November 15, 2008, 10:42:35 AM
Why is it almost every funny story starts with one of a few select phrases? For example, "This one time...
I was so drunk... I was at a concert and someone was giving away brownies... I was in a cow pasture and ate these funny looking mushrooms... I bummed a cigarette from this long haired guy..."
Title: Re: You know you're drunk when...
Post by: deepwater on November 15, 2008, 11:08:41 AM
U.S. Navy Base in Sasebo, Japan. I remember everything up until the time I got up off the stool to go back to the ship. anyway, one of my shipmates showed up late and wanted to get drunk with us (most of us were already varnished) so he started buying rounds of shots. and then the bartender (she was evil) started buying us shots. it ended up with our pumpman falling down the stairs leaving the bar, everybodoy puking on the launch ride back to the ship, and the poor pumpman broke his computer from the fall, lost his jacket, his keys and his stateroom. next morning the chief made me take the rescue boat out for it's monthly run. oh boy. I avoid that little bar now. things don't go well when I go there.
Title: Re: You know you're drunk when...
Post by: deepwater on November 15, 2008, 11:09:54 AM
Isn't it amazing how you make it home etc.. in that condition?
Title: Re: You know you're drunk when...
Post by: Fatman on November 15, 2008, 09:52:57 PM
This one is for TAB: (http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/drunk.jpg)
The statute of limitations is almost up on a previous drunken escapade in my life. ::) That involve various friends in "low places", an MGB convertible, Jack Daniels, small farm animals, women's underwear, and a waffle house. :o
I hoped I would forget those images in my intoxicated state, but somehow they remained,.....Damn...... :P
THAT WAS YOU?!
Title: Re: You know you're drunk when...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on November 16, 2008, 03:44:21 PM
m58... where was I when you were in high school?
uuhhhmmmm.. I was in college............... ;)
Fatman.....cute gif.... but pictures were not even thought of at that time.. LOL( thank the lord) ::)
Title: Re: You know you're drunk when...
Post by: MikeBjerum on November 16, 2008, 04:39:44 PM
Niiice. A bad brunette babe in black with a bottle of Beam. ;D That's what I'm drinking right now except mine is mixed with Vernors.
Vernors! Damn, you know you're from MI when you're drinking Vernors!
Love Vernor's, haven't had it in years, though. My grandmother got me hooked when I was a kid. She was from the NE part of Ohio and it was a part of life there too.
And did you have a rough night, to be drinking JB at 8 in the morning??? ;)
Title: Re: You know you're drunk when...
Post by: Big Frank on November 17, 2008, 08:53:49 AM
Vernors! Damn, you know you're from MI when you're drinking Vernors!
Love Vernor's, haven't had it in years, though. My grandmother got me hooked when I was a kid. She was from the NE part of Ohio and it was a part of life there too.
And did you have a rough night, to be drinking JB at 8 in the morning??? ;)
Not a rough night, but I couldn't sleep and I'm still up. A typical night.
Sounds like you need a CARE package. America's first soft drink is hard to beat. A local burger chain serves Boston Coolers too (an ice cream soda made from Vernors and vanilla ice cream). Tons of Vernors gets shipped to other states when people move and miss it, mostly to Florida when they retire. Kogel's Viennas too. It's the prefered hotdog of millions here in the state that invented coney island restaurants. It's funny when people come back to Michigan to visit. They have to get coneys at their favorite place, and they drive home with their cars packed full of pop and weiners.
Title: Re: You know you're drunk when...
Post by: SwoopSJ on November 17, 2008, 11:55:42 AM
It's funny when people come back to Michigan to visit. They have to get coneys at their favorite place, and they drive home with their cars packed full of pop and weiners.
Smugglin' weiners, hehehe! ;D I wonder what the fine is for trafficking hotdogs.
Title: Re: You know you're drunk when...
Post by: Hazcat on November 17, 2008, 02:40:37 PM
Smugglin' weiners, hehehe! ;D I wonder what the fine is for trafficking hotdogs.
Maybe you should ask JumboFrank! ;D
Title: Re: You know you're drunk when...
Post by: Big Frank on November 17, 2008, 07:00:27 PM
Smuggling weiners is easy. All you have to do is hide the sausage. :o
You know you're drunk when you have to lean one shoulder on the wall as you walk down the hallway. You know you're drunk, repeatedly, when you've actually worn the paint off the wall with your shoulder. (Fort Polk, LA)