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Title: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
Post by: ericire12 on December 05, 2008, 05:35:11 PM

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2007971.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=News
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'We were having sex, it went off'

A HUSBAND has claimed he accidentally shot his wife while they were having SEX.

Timothy Havens, 38, told cops in the US he was reaching for something on the bedside table when the pistol went off.

A bullet hit his estranged wife Carolyn in the chest.

He dialled 911 and was heard saying in the emergency call: "[The gun was] right beside the bed.

"I picked it up and put it off to the side. We were having sex and it went off."

Mrs Havens, 42, was left fighting for her life at a hospital in Dayton, Ohio.

Havens was arrested after it emerged his wife had a civil protection order against him.

He had previously spent 60 days in jail for assaulting his wife and been ordered to attend anger management classes.

Title: Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 05, 2008, 05:44:34 PM
Oh for crying out loud.......I've heard it all now.



Pardon me M'ette, but it does give new meaning to the term "Bangin' the ol' lady".
Title: Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
Post by: MikeBjerum on December 05, 2008, 06:12:37 PM
Oh for crying out loud.......I've heard it all now.



Pardon me M'ette, but it does give new meaning to the term "Bangin' the ol' lady".

Thought I'd help you out there Peg  ;)  Was afraid M'ette would miss your respect and ground you by accident  ;D
Title: Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
Post by: Hazcat on December 05, 2008, 10:47:00 PM
First, I thought this story would be a lot more interesting than it turned out to be.

Second, I am glad to see that Pegleg has more than just me as a friend here.  ;)  ;D
Title: Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
Post by: jaybet on December 06, 2008, 07:27:17 AM
Doesn't make him a terrible guy. After all, who among us has never had his gun go off unexpectedly while having sex? That's the whole basis for "practice makes perfect".
Title: Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
Post by: Fatman on December 06, 2008, 09:37:23 AM
Wait 'til I show my wife this! Call me crazy for wearing my b-p vest during sex, will she?  ;D
Title: Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
Post by: Pathfinder on December 06, 2008, 01:01:50 PM
Wait 'til I show my wife this! Call me crazy kinky weird for wearing my b-p vest during sex, will she?  ;D

I corrected that for you.   ;D
Title: Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
Post by: tt11758 on December 06, 2008, 01:05:21 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2007971.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=News


Naw...................too easy.

lmao
Title: Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 06, 2008, 08:24:29 PM
First, I thought this story would be a lot more interesting than it turned out to be.

Second, I am glad to see that Pegleg has more than just me as a friend here.  ;)  ;D

Yes...well, with friends like y'all, who needs a proctologist?     :o
Title: Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
Post by: philw on December 07, 2008, 02:12:00 AM
well  there are soo many one liners for that one.........



so would that be classed as another accidental discharge in the bed room   
Title: Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
Post by: Hazcat on December 07, 2008, 07:21:21 AM
well  there are soo many one liners for that one.........



so would that be classed as another accidental discharge in the bed room  

premature!  ;D
Title: Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
Post by: philw on December 07, 2008, 07:33:55 AM
premature!  ;D

heheh  glad you worked that one out




Of course that could be the last hetrosexual intercourse he will be having for quite some time  hehe
Title: Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
Post by: Hazcat on December 07, 2008, 07:40:01 AM
heheh  glad you worked that one out




Of course that could be the last hetrosexual intercourse he will be having for quite some time   hehe


OUCH!  :o
Title: Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
Post by: nupe on December 07, 2008, 01:15:49 PM
Yeah this would be one of the very few scenarios where using protection while having sex is not a good thing.
Title: Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
Post by: Big Frank on December 08, 2008, 12:47:30 AM
You guys act like he's the only one who shot his wife in the chest while having sex. Wait a minute. What kind of gun went off?
Title: Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 08, 2008, 11:43:42 AM
You guys act like he's the only one who shot his wife in the chest while having sex. Wait a minute. What kind of gun went off?


He shot her IN the chest, not ON it  ;D
Title: Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 08, 2008, 02:47:15 PM

He shot her IN the chest, not ON it  ;D

I just know M'ette is out there somewhere, circling, waiting to pounce........ :D
Title: Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
Post by: jaybet on December 08, 2008, 03:17:56 PM
I think she may have just given up...choosing to ignore this whole thing.
Title: Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
Post by: shooter32 on December 08, 2008, 03:39:36 PM
I just know M'ette is out there somewhere, circling, waiting to pounce........ :D

Or adding up all of time-outs she will be handing out. Maybe she has just given up on us ???
Title: Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
Post by: Hazcat on December 08, 2008, 03:46:44 PM
I just know M'ette is out there somewhere, circling, waiting to pounce........ :D

Naaaa, too slippery! ;)

;D
Title: Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
Post by: shooter32 on December 08, 2008, 03:48:36 PM
To bad he wasn't shooting blanks ;D
Title: Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
Post by: MikeBjerum on December 08, 2008, 05:03:54 PM
I think she may have just given up...choosing to ignore this whole thing.

Naaa ... I've witnessed this before.

Be very very careful!

Have you ever heard the phrase "Giving them enough rope to hang themselves"?

When she comes back we will find out exactly what she feels on this subject.

This might be a good time to bait a newbie and watch the entertainment  ;D
Title: Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
Post by: Big Frank on December 08, 2008, 08:51:33 PM
Naaa ... I've witnessed this before.

Be very very careful!

Have you ever heard the phrase "Giving them enough rope to hang themselves"?

When she comes back we will find out exactly what she feels on this subject.

This might be a good time to bait a newbie and watch the entertainment  ;D


 ;D  Deviously delightful. 
Title: Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
Post by: ericire12 on December 09, 2008, 10:31:07 PM
Here is the 911 tape:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8x1ZRCDSlw
Title: Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
Post by: someguy on December 09, 2008, 11:00:09 PM
Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'Money shot'...    ;D
Title: Re: Husband accidentally shoots wife during sex
Post by: Big Frank on December 10, 2008, 03:27:35 PM
That's a sticky situation.  ;)