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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: Fatman on December 07, 2008, 12:07:12 AM

Title: Site for all your joke gift needs
Post by: Fatman on December 07, 2008, 12:07:12 AM
We'll start with a gift for Haz

(http://www.accoutrements.com/images/products/11418.jpg)

Comes with four kitties and a large target on the back of the package - I know, I bought one in a mall tonight  ;D

http://www.accoutrements.com/products/11418.html (http://www.accoutrements.com/products/11418.html)


Here's another favorite for your liberal in-laws kids:

(http://www.accoutrements.com/images/products/11687.jpg)

http://www.accoutrements.com/products/11687.html (http://www.accoutrements.com/products/11687.html)

Two of my favorites:

(http://www.accoutrements.com/images/products/11907.jpg)

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Politically Correct, All-Inclusive,
Non-Denominational Generic Winter Holiday Countdown Calendar
Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus — seems like there’s a new winter holiday introduced every year. Instead of keeping track of the various dates and holidays that your friends celebrate, why not just give them all one of these Generic Winter Holiday Countdown Calendars? Each day leading up to the holiday of their choice, your friends will get to tear open a section of the calendar that will reveal a small plastic novelty sure to delight and amuse them. Prizes are 100% guaranteed to be non-offensive! Six plastic prizes in each 7-1/2" x 10-1/4" (19.1 cm x 26 cm) package. Illustrated card with perforations and opaque blister. UPC

(http://www.accoutrements.com/images/products/11476.jpg)

Enjoy the site, feel free to browse.  ;D
Title: Re: Site for all your joke gift needs
Post by: runstowin on December 07, 2008, 12:46:20 AM
Thanks to you, my ex wife will have a truly merry Christmas.
Title: Re: Site for all your joke gift needs
Post by: TAB on December 07, 2008, 03:04:14 AM
here is another...

http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp
Title: Re: Site for all your joke gift needs
Post by: MikeBjerum on December 07, 2008, 07:59:12 AM
I nominate the cat-a-pult as the official DownRange toy of the year!

Does it come with clips for multiple launches ;)
Title: Re: Site for all your joke gift needs
Post by: Hazcat on December 07, 2008, 08:12:59 AM
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/Fun%20Stuff/clipmag1.jpg)

(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/Fun%20Stuff/iCanyouhear.jpg)

Title: Re: Site for all your joke gift needs
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 07, 2008, 08:51:50 AM
Haz, I thought the second picture was you working with "Vista" tech support.   ;D
Title: Re: Site for all your joke gift needs
Post by: MikeBjerum on December 07, 2008, 08:55:43 AM
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/Fun%20Stuff/clipmag1.jpg)

(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/Fun%20Stuff/iCanyouhear.jpg)



I chose clips to give you a little more elbow room and movement while waiting to be chambered.
Title: Re: Site for all your joke gift needs
Post by: Fatman on December 07, 2008, 10:06:54 AM
You starting the clip/mag thingy AGAIN?

(http://www.accoutrements.com/images/products/11835.jpg)

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Angry Mob Play Set
Add some dramatic tension to your playtime with the Angry Mob Play Set. Each set includes nine 2" (7 cm) to 3" (8.9 cm) tall, hard vinyl villagers wielding a variety of weapons for them to wave menacingly at the object of their disdain. Great for intimidating your action figures and teaching children the concept of mob rule. Illustrated blistercard.

or maybe I'll let loose the

(http://www.accoutrements.com/images/products/11739.jpg)

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Glow-in-the-Dark Flesh Eating Zombies Play Set
Wreak havoc on your sister’s precious diorama with this Flesh Eating Zombie Play Set! Each set includes nine 1" (2.5 cm) to 3-1/4" (8.3 cm) tall, hard vinyl zombies, complete with blank stares, gaping mouths, open wounds and missing limbs! Turn off the lights and they glow! Fantastic undead fun for the whole family! Illustrated blistercard.


I just found the link to order 'less than store quantitites'  http://www.mcphee.com/ (http://www.mcphee.com/)
Title: Re: Site for all your joke gift needs
Post by: Pathfinder on December 07, 2008, 02:36:31 PM
I nominate the cat-a-pult as the official DownRange toy of the year!

Does it come with clips for multiple launches ;)

Damn! Now, that's funny right there, yessir!   ;D