How does one field dress a lawnmower? I wonder!!! ;D
I voted hell yes, because in my mind it is a perfect example of an assault avatar ;)
How does one field dress a lawnmower? I wonder!!! ;D
Blowtorch
That'd work....just remove the gas tank first....or you could end up lookin' like jf's avatar. ;D
How does one field dress a lawnmower? I wonder!!! ;D
My POS camera doesn't work so I can't use my own picture. Lawnmower guy is close enough.
I guess you could just put your face down on a copy machine, scan it, reduce it, post.....well, maybe lawnmower man is good enough.
:o
;D
My POS camera doesn't work so I can't use my own picture. Lawnmower guy is close enough.
The spittin image.
... of an ape that was "probed" by ET. :o
Ok, jumbo! If you won't remove the Bad Santa avatar, so be it.
Is your navel glowing? :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :o
You know I thought about switching to mugshot of a guy in Joker makeup. I don't want to be copycat so you're stuck with the lawnmower killer.
Should I use a pic of me after I got my mohawk shaved off?
Is this better?
No.
;D
Hazhole. ;D LOL
I think the camera adds 10 pounds. To my head.
A 57-year-old south side man, who might have been struggling with a hangover, was charged Friday with shooting his lawn mower with a sawed-off shotgun.
“I’ll tell you the truth", a criminal complaint quotes an apparently inebriated Keith Walendowski. “I got pissed because my lawn mower wouldn’t start, so I got my shotgun and shot it.
“I can do that. It’s my lawn mower and my yard, so I can shoot it if I want", Walendowski told police.
Ignorance of the law, however, is not a legal defense.
Walendowski is charged with a felony count of possessing a short-barreled shotgun and a misdemeanor count of disorderly conduct while armed. If convicted of both charges, he faces up to six years and nine months in prison.
The shooting occurred Wednesday at a home Walendowski shares with his mother in the 3500 block of S. Austin St.
According to the complaint, Walendowski had been drinking all morning. Around 9:30 a.m., he attempted to start his 21-inch Lawn-Boy — unsuccessfully.
After shooting the mower, he went in his basement, where he was arrested by police, the complaint says.
Police recovered the shotgun, shells, a handgun, rounds for the handgun and a stun gun.
Dick Wagner of Wagner’s Garden Mart, 6075 N. Green Bay Ave.in Glendale, said shooting the mower didn’t help Walendowski’s odds of getting it repaired.
“Anything not factory recommended would void the warranty", he said.
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I saw a T-shirt design that would make a better avatar than the lawnmower guy, but Haz might not like it.
I liked "Lawnmower Man" better than those "Joker" ones, those were creepy.
Now I kinda miss 'Lawnmower Man'.......... :-\
Are you related to my wife?
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Hurray! Now I can read your comments without becoming physically ill.
I must be drunk, lost, and standing on one leg, cause I thought that was just a pic of Jumbo himself. :o
Kinda like that crazy Pic of Nick Nolte when he got pulled over for his DWI.
http://www.brainfleas.com/WindowsLiveWriter/NolteNowakAnnounceMarriage_C79D/nick_nolte.jpg
Here's one that will have you wondering... http://weirdnews.about.com/b/2008/10/01/best-mug-shot-ever-cow-woman-on-a-rampage.htm MAD COW pees on neighbor's porch.
I liked "Lawnmower Man" better than those "Joker" ones, those were creepy.
That is an ODD smile!
I look more like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers.
How do you like my next posssible avatar? Not as good as TAB's?
Not to shabby ;D Better than the gang banger trying to squeeze out a sh!t that you're using now ;D
I thought you're never too old to rock & roll, but now I'm not sure about you guys. ;)
\^^/_ 8) _\^^/
ROCK & ROLL FOREVER..........
With a little of everything else thrown in for good measure.....I like it all......except maybe that Hippity Hop stuff........ ;D
Hippity hoppity, hippity hoppity, Easter's on it's way. I don't like hippity hoppity bunny music or rap either. Country is right behind it on my list. For me it's way more depressing than listening to the blues.
The Blues paved the road for Rock & Roll....... ;)
B.B. King, Buddy Guy, Albert King, Muddy Waters.......the list goes on and on...........and.....OH YEAH..............
SRV FOREVER..........baby !
The Blues paved the road for Rock & Roll....... ;)You, sir, are a genius.
B.B. King, Buddy Guy, Albert King, Muddy Waters.......the list goes on and on...........and.....OH YEAH..............
SRV FOREVER..........baby !
Don't forget Robert Johnson!!!!!
ROCK AND ROLL AIN"T NOISE POLLUTION
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Just a thought,...... 8)
So, what's wrong with the lawnmower guy.Holy s%$t..........He's baaaaaaack. :-\
Holy s%$t..........He's baaaaaaack. :-\
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And YES they are related.. Mother's cousin (twice removed), sister's former roomate's Uncle Nick...
He's much better now.... :P