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Title: Dumb blondes...
Post by: TAB on December 09, 2008, 12:35:50 PM: (http://newmedia2.funnyjunk.com/pictures/sumblondes.jpg)
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Post by: ellis4538 on December 09, 2008, 01:54:00 PM: What blondes?
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Post by: MikeBjerum on December 09, 2008, 02:24:45 PM: Wedgies Not just for schoolyard nerds anymore ;D
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Post by: PegLeg45 on December 09, 2008, 03:14:15 PM: Where'd they get the orange dental floss?

:o :o :o :o

;D
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Post by: Fatman on December 09, 2008, 04:52:28 PM: Q: How many dumb blond jokes are there?

A: Two. The rest are true stories.
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Post by: Big Frank on December 09, 2008, 04:56:16 PM: It may take awhile for your eyes to wander up that far, but only the dumb blondes are holding the numbers upside down.
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Post by: Big Frank on December 09, 2008, 04:57:38 PM: Quote from: PegLeg45 on December 09, 2008, 03:14:15 PM
Where'd they get the orange dental floss?

:o :o :o :o

;D

Anal floss. Ew. You can't return that after you try it on.
Title: Re: Dumb blondes...
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 09, 2008, 04:59:10 PM: Quote from: jumbofrank on December 09, 2008, 04:57:38 PM
Anal floss. Ew. You can't return that after you try it on.

Water-pick??

:o
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Post by: Hazcat on December 09, 2008, 05:08:38 PM: UHHHHH, guys..blonde jokes may be hazardous to your health on this board. ;)
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Post by: Big Frank on December 09, 2008, 05:19:45 PM: Quote from: Hazcat on December 09, 2008, 05:08:38 PM
UHHHHH, guys..blonde jokes may be hazardous to your health on this board. ;)

I plead temporary insanity. That's easy to believe, right?
Title: Re: Dumb blondes...
Post by: MikeBjerum on December 09, 2008, 06:36:44 PM: Quote from: Hazcat on December 09, 2008, 05:08:38 PM
UHHHHH, guys..blonde jokes may be hazardous to your health on this board. ;)

Baiting newbies ;) That's my game this week ... Just baiting newbies ;D
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Post by: TexGun on December 09, 2008, 06:40:28 PM: Quote from: m58 on December 09, 2008, 06:36:44 PM
Baiting newbies ;) That's my game this week ... Just baiting newbies ;D
You are cruel man...funny, but cruel. How long before M'ette sees this?
Title: Re: Dumb blondes...
Post by: ericire12 on December 09, 2008, 07:13:51 PM: Quote from: Hazcat on December 09, 2008, 05:08:38 PM
UHHHHH, guys..blonde jokes may be hazardous to your health on this board. ;)

(http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=2043;type=avatar)

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: m25operator on December 09, 2008, 07:24:35 PM: My theory Marshalette, is that the We are seeing the back side of the cards, and the girls of course, and the front side is reversed from the back, so the blondes are actually holding the cards right to the judges.

Good stretch, RIGHT GUYS???
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Post by: Hazcat on December 09, 2008, 07:28:49 PM: Upside down is upside down, front or back.

You sure yer not a blonde?

;D
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Post by: ellis4538 on December 09, 2008, 07:48:55 PM: Like I said, "What Blondes?"
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Post by: Fatman on December 09, 2008, 07:54:47 PM: Quote from: jumbofrank on December 09, 2008, 04:56:16 PM
It may take awhile for your eyes to wander up that far, but only the dumb blondes are holding the numbers upside down.

They're holding numbers?
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Post by: Pathfinder on December 09, 2008, 08:18:43 PM: Not to worry about the blonde jokes - I have it on good authority that that is M'ette second from the left.

Thanks for the tip, Marshal . . . ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: jaybet on December 10, 2008, 05:52:54 AM: REALLY thin ice, guys!
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Post by: Big Frank on December 10, 2008, 03:29:18 PM: ... and I just got my skates sharpened.
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Post by: PegLeg45 on December 10, 2008, 03:33:44 PM: Quote from: jumbofrank on December 10, 2008, 03:29:18 PM
... and I just got my skates sharpened.

You'll be fine as long as you don't skate around in a circle in one spot. :D
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Post by: CZShooter on December 10, 2008, 10:26:30 PM: I'd like to give you a preview of where you're all headed...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiRAgLYFnLk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiRAgLYFnLk)
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Post by: Fatman on December 10, 2008, 10:41:03 PM: M'ettes gonna be madder than a legless Ethiopian watching a donut rolling down the hill.
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Post by: cooptire on December 11, 2008, 12:40:43 AM: Quote from: Fatman on December 10, 2008, 10:41:03 PM
M'ettes gonna be madder than a legless Ethiopian watching a donut rolling down the hill.

Aaaahhhhhh!!! :o

;D
Title: Re: Dumb blondes...
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 11, 2008, 12:43:29 AM: Quote from: Fatman on December 10, 2008, 10:41:03 PM
M'ettes gonna be madder than a legless Ethiopian watching a donut rolling down the hill.

Why ? We're only making fun of DUMB blonds. If she understands the remarks enough to get mad then she can't be dumb. Right ?........... RIGHT ? ;D
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Post by: PegLeg45 on December 11, 2008, 01:35:52 PM: Quote from: tombogan03884 on December 11, 2008, 12:43:29 AM

Why ? We're only making fun of DUMB blonds. If she understands the remarks enough to get mad then she can't be dumb. Right ?........... RIGHT ? ;D

Tom, I like the way you think. I nominate you to run 'interference'. ;D
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Post by: Fatman on December 11, 2008, 02:08:39 PM: Quote from: PegLeg45 on December 11, 2008, 01:35:52 PM
Tom, I like the way you think. I nominate you to run 'interference'. ;D

And I'm takin' up the collection to get him a vest. With trauma plate...
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Post by: cooptire on December 11, 2008, 05:46:32 PM: Quote from: Fatman on December 11, 2008, 02:08:39 PM
And I'm takin' up the collection to get him a vest. With trauma plate...

Remember how she shoots things running away from her, from the testicles forward! :o :o I would try a zig zag/loud screaming form of running. The laughing might throw off her aim.
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Post by: tombogan03884 on December 12, 2008, 01:41:32 AM: Don't be cheap, make it TWO trauma plates. ;D
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Post by: PegLeg45 on December 12, 2008, 07:57:52 PM: Quote from: cooptire on December 11, 2008, 05:46:32 PM
Remember how she shoots things running away from her, from the testicles forward! :o :o I would try a zig zag/loud screaming form of running. The laughing might throw off her aim.

I guess we need to order "Bullet-proof Fruit of the Looms" or "Ballistic Drawers" with a "Trauma Cod-Piece".

;D
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Post by: tombogan03884 on December 12, 2008, 10:30:30 PM: Quote from: PegLeg45 on December 12, 2008, 07:57:52 PM
I guess we need to order "Bullet-proof Fruit of the Looms" or "Ballistic Drawers" with a "Trauma Cod-Piece".

;D
"Trauma Cod-Piece"., some how zigging, zagging and screaming like a girl seems less embarrassing ;D
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Post by: Big Frank on December 12, 2008, 10:36:53 PM: Zig-zag run Tom! Zig-zag run! I'll he doing the same in a different direction.
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Post by: tombogan03884 on December 12, 2008, 10:37:53 PM: Quote from: jumbofrank on December 12, 2008, 10:36:53 PM
Zig-zag run Tom! Zig-zag run! I'll he doing the same in a different direction.

Cool, one of us should make it ;D
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Post by: Big Frank on December 12, 2008, 10:42:18 PM: Quote from: tombogan03884 on December 12, 2008, 10:37:53 PM
Cool, one of us should make it ;D

Too bad it wouldn't be me. :(
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Post by: PegLeg45 on December 12, 2008, 10:43:25 PM: Quote from: tombogan03884 on December 12, 2008, 10:37:53 PM
Cool, one of us should make it ;D

Something tells me she can shoot faster than both of you can run. ;)
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Post by: tombogan03884 on December 12, 2008, 11:39:10 PM: Quote from: PegLeg45 on December 12, 2008, 10:43:25 PM
Something tells me she can shoot faster than both of you can run. ;)

Kill joy ;D
Title: Re: Dumb blondes...
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on December 14, 2008, 11:50:08 PM: Take off boys.........................................................................................

I'll give you to the count of 4...or to 150 yds...........choice is yours...

no..better yet.. the choice is mine..
You just start running.. .and see if YOU can figure out which I'm going to use. ;)
(((((and I can shoot through Fruit of the Looms "anything"... so give it your best shot. ))))
(http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/203.gif)
Title: Re: Dumb blondes...
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 15, 2008, 11:16:51 AM: Thank God for the Titanium cod piece ;D