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Title: Make her lust after your Whopper
Post by: ericire12 on December 16, 2008, 07:36:05 PM
Burger King introduces Flame. The Whopper scented body spray:

http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/





Let the innuendos begin!
Title: Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
Post by: Hazcat on December 16, 2008, 07:48:00 PM
I'll pass.  I don't wear any 'perfume' (call it what you want guys, it's still perfume) and the sexiest women smell like Ivory soap.
Title: Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
Post by: Fatman on December 16, 2008, 07:51:32 PM
Burger King introduces Flame. The Whopper scented body spray:

http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/





Let the innuendos begin!

This product is obviously aimed at the whopper virgins.

http://www.whoppervirgins.com/ (http://www.whoppervirgins.com/)
Title: Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
Post by: ericire12 on December 16, 2008, 07:53:59 PM
I'll pass.  I don't wear any 'perfume' (call it what you want guys, it's still perfume) and the sexiest women smell like Ivory soap.

Haz wont wear it because he is afraid of getting this kind of response:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGvPVXao03E
Title: Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
Post by: ericire12 on December 16, 2008, 07:54:36 PM
Yes, that does come with special sauce.
Title: Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
Post by: ericire12 on December 16, 2008, 07:54:56 PM
"Taste the meat, not the heat."

-Hank Hill
Title: Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
Post by: ericire12 on December 16, 2008, 07:55:43 PM
Is that a whopper in your pocket....
Title: Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
Post by: ericire12 on December 16, 2008, 07:57:12 PM
What ever you do, dont wear it around these people:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epsgsfuIN4Y
Title: Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
Post by: Fatman on December 16, 2008, 08:01:42 PM
I'll pass.  I don't wear any 'perfume' (call it what you want guys, it's still perfume) and the sexiest women smell like Ivory soap.

Can I get an "AMEN!" for Brother Hazcat and his riiiiighteous proclamation?

Title: Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
Post by: ericire12 on December 16, 2008, 08:11:15 PM
I just keep thinking it would be like those TAG Body Spray commercials........ but with fat chicks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfTX71O8miw
Title: Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
Post by: ericire12 on December 16, 2008, 08:18:24 PM
Ding fries are done:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWqBXrYaJRg
Title: Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
Post by: ericire12 on December 16, 2008, 08:24:44 PM
What ever you do, dont wear it around these people:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epsgsfuIN4Y

Or this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEvhO9d-IvM
Title: Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
Post by: SwoopSJ on December 16, 2008, 10:05:08 PM
I just keep thinking it would be like those TAG Body Spray commercials........ but with fat chicks

That's exactly what I was thinking.  I guess their next scent, for women, would be nachos 'n beer. 

Title: Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
Post by: runstowin on December 16, 2008, 10:58:01 PM
Can I get an "AMEN!" for Brother Hazcat and his riiiiighteous proclamation?


Quote from: Hazcat on Today at 06:48:00 PM
I'll pass.  I don't wear any 'perfume' (call it what you want guys, it's still perfume) and the sexiest women smell like Ivory soap.

Men's cologne, man purse, man boobs, all bad ideas.
Title: Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
Post by: TAB on December 17, 2008, 12:29:18 AM
be carful with this stuff... you really don't want to attrack something like this...


(http://newmedia2.funnyjunk.com/pictures/eating_a_whale.jpg)
Title: Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 17, 2008, 01:15:39 AM
All that scented sh!t draws mosquito's, bee's and hornet's.
Title: Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
Post by: Big Frank on December 17, 2008, 02:44:15 AM
That would be good to wear to the bar. It's already a meat market in there.
The flame-broiled scent would attract women who know how to handle the whopper.   ;)
Title: Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
Post by: ericire12 on December 17, 2008, 08:31:44 AM
All that scented sh!t draws mosquito's, bee's and hornet's.

And in this case, probably bears and mountain lions
Title: Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
Post by: PegLeg45 on December 17, 2008, 02:55:51 PM
If you're gonna wear that stuff, you had better go armed.

Or, at least carry a bottle of mustard.   
 ;D
Title: Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
Post by: ericire12 on December 19, 2008, 12:19:42 PM
CNN has nothing better to do then cover this story. Says it smells like gasoline:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGdcuSLv5Sw
Title: Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
Post by: Big Frank on December 20, 2008, 05:41:08 PM
That guinea pig's name is Ian Orifice. That almost sounds like a question. Is 'e an orifice? Darn tootin'.

REAL men wear Hoppe's No. 9.
Title: Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
Post by: tombogan03884 on December 20, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
Girl at work has been telling me for months that I would make a fortune if I marketed a perfume that was Hoppe's 9 and alcohol.
Title: Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
Post by: ericire12 on December 21, 2008, 09:06:47 AM
I would think that any mens cologne named Hoppes #9 would sell very well at places like Bass Pro and Cabelas
Title: Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
Post by: Fatman on December 21, 2008, 09:15:22 AM
CNN has nothing better to do then cover this story. Says it smells like gasoline:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGdcuSLv5Sw

So does the beef patty in a Whopper as it cools down. 
Title: Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
Post by: Fatman on December 21, 2008, 09:17:59 AM
That guinea pig's name is Ian Orifice. That almost sounds like a question. Is 'e an orifice? Darn tootin'.

REAL men wear Hoppe's No. 9.

Sometimes not on purpose.  ;D  Anyone that tells you the smell dissipates quickly  never spilled a bottle on the carpet.
Title: Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
Post by: MikeBjerum on December 21, 2008, 09:44:23 AM
I would think that any mens cologne named Hoppes #9 would sell very well at places like Bass Pro and Cabelas

I don't know about a cologne ... unless your name is Marshal  ;)   However, a perfume of that scent would get a woman more pursuit than she wold handle  ;D